Ok,SCAN Thread, but much more chill than usual. I think, I ddon't know drama, I only come here once a week

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Subtle, I think there's only two I've named that.

Well, EXCUSE ME, princess, for not knowing however your camera formats image names.

You want something back?
You're not trained to deal with anxious people, giving shit will only make the problem worse, but if you want something back; I'll hook you up.

The kind that makes good music.

wew

Yeah but apparantly according to who?
Also what the fuck that pic on the right >_>

wot

The sun is rising and it's beautiful outside
I would go for a walk, but i really don't feel the walkvibes today

What?

Oh, I just added it to the cap for the hell of it.

ack

lol Yan

chill

whose feet

Marsman pls

gotcha cunt ;3

That's me slapping myself, ya nerd.

Uh, thanks, but the sound is a bit too annoying! And the gif is just generally better! Saving that anyway, though.

I wouldn't know!

Nigga, I'm anxioius as fuck, giving free shit doesn't help;

You need to slap him in a way he understands.
Confirm and remove his fears.

Yeah, do that.

Mine?
I forgot who even asked.

is that subtle

you have such long digits

When I save from my dump channels, it saves in the format of photo_yyyy-mm-dd_hh-mm-ss

No it's not cool dude :/

Only master gets to decide when I do that kind of thing. Besides, Scanner told me to come here.

It's some dude cropped from one of Ian's pics.

The index toe is about as long as my pinkie.

The only pics of yours I really remember were all the weird ass ones you took with your 3DS .

its 4am
when is this fucking washing machine going to stop?

Then walk with me, I'll show you some cool gay guys.

If you see loco, he's cool as fuck and he digs traps.

He is a model citizen, trust me.

BAD SCANNER

oh my godddd

PLEAS STOP

Yan feels the echoes of the past through Nezi

scanner burped a lot into his mic drunk while playing some weird game for me once

Like a cm shorter.
I can grab things with my feet.
I can even write my name legibly with them.

WHY?

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW CUCK CUNT?
I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT IS NOW NEW SUCKER

it's a bad image for me ;;

I gave Blood-chan a key because she is a nice enough person who suffers from severe social anxiety and deserves a little human decency and kindness.

And if you have a problem with that it's probably just bullshit to make you feel better about yourself and how shitty your life is.

Stop bullying her.

You also heard me piss too.

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There's no god, Subtle.

I don't think you washed your hands either

Don't worry, I'm going to bed anyway! And I probably won't be coming back!

kek

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I usually say a regular hi but then I don't get a reply or it's boring so I was just mixing it up tonight, jeesh.

fuck I want shinobu to sit on my face and rub my dick with her feets

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Hey, hey hey. I'm Holla Forums's brat. Get the fuck out you hoser.

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True that, why would I wash my hands?
It is called Personal Computer for a reason.

I don't shit, I need food to shit, which I don't eat/

Also seriously please stop ;;

Look into your eyes, Subtle.
This is a man who's seen death numerous times.

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and choke me

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I'll beat the shit out of you with my sonic pjs.
You know whY?
Because I gotta reamin big dog in my own thread.

This IS MY THREAD
I BULLY EVERYTHING

Post a pic of you that I can make all pixelated and I'll stop.

You don't skype people, youre ashamed of your voice

I don't sleep, i stay in the wall and force it to creek
yes that's me
it was always me

but I don't have extra strings attached to mine

what else do I use

that's a good point
more things should have personal in their name to make it ok to be gross

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It was more of a 'Yo, you, what you're doing cunt, standing so close to me?'

And then that atom was like 'So sorry senpai' and fucked off the farthest edge of existence.

What?

I was talking to this guy:

Just use "homo"

Or you could just leave him alone instead of saying something you know he's going to take hard because of a crippling anxiety problem.

I video chat with a few people fairly frequently generally in various forms of the nude because I really loathe pants.

Did I ever make a bad point?

Fine.

Congrats on being his white knight in shining armor I guess :p

I want to talk about me. Anyone else want to join?

Oh, you use sign language?

me

You didn't give a you. so whatever you say is free game.

It's like getting a microphone and waling away from the crowd and saying 'CUNT', then people will come over saying 'You calling me a cunt, cunt?' Sorry, I'm way too old school

SO uhhh whos foot is that? It looks like a chode

I'd rather be called names then watch somebody get treated like a punching bag out of boredom.

Tell me about yourself.

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shit, fuck you Scanner

YOU YOU YOU

What?
No.
I use my phone's mic.

I don't think I know you enough to comment on that

Are you wasted right now?

Fine.

oh ok

You think you're funny ?

You're a peach ♥

I do not believe you, you've always dodged calls

Fine.

YOU ALWAYS CALL WHEN I'M NOT EVEN ONLINE.
Also, when I'm on my laptop that has its mic and webcam disabled.
I only ever do it on my phone since it's easier to deal with whenever she asks to.

not especially no

bored is more accurate

I didn't mean to use you like a punching bag. I'll go back to one of my original names.

who is this semen demon

*sigh*

Some dude named "Kitty" from the pony threads that sometimes posts here.

What am I even doing?

B rat.

what's a key

Who are you?

I ain't no rat. Snitches get stitches or something like that.

I don't really mind

I'd have pretty thin skin if that bothered me

I'm not sure why I'm here anyway

Is this new thread?
I forgot where I was posting.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

You acting all ghetto seems funny.

dead board who

Nice quads!

I am murder from the midwest! I am a consultant and make a little under 100k a year. If you have ever seen American Psycho, that is what I aspire to be. I try to excel in everything I do and am a mega narcissist

LIes, skype me
Not now tho, it'd be awkward to start speaking at 5 in the morning when people are sleeping

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you're hurting me baby

Uh, sure.

IF you aspire to be american psycho in UK, check this shit out

Nigga I lived on the East side. I know how it is. Neighbors getting capped in the head and my roomie's ride gettin' torched right down in the alley n shit man.

I'll fuck yo shit up, nigga

You're a dead board? What happened? Did people get board of posting on you? Did you come here for more people to fill up you're dead insides?

:/

I just think of you doing sissy arm flails while saying hoodrat speak about "fucking someone's shit up".

you see there's leaders

then there's followers

but i'd rather be a dick than a swallower

Hey everyone #1 best boy poster is back from eating a ton of disgusting fried japanese food and now feeling like a gross pig. Hows everyone elses doing?

Hello Holla Forums!

I hope you're all doing your best today!

im here... ladies something orgasms something

why'd you come in at the same time as me

fuck you guys ruined my entrance

Nice, i bet you don't even sound texas

I a proove of this post, it makes me happiest girl alive

It's a bit hot in here, could you help me out AC-Kun?

Thanks Doll.
No hard feelings.
...Maybe one.

Is that like the "oh no you ditnt" arm thing, or..?

What's the sissy arm flails?

Fine.

ad fee was too cheap and so I only served for advertising craft stores until everyone got tired of seeing the same scented candles featured and left

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Having a hard time believing you.

Thanks for the support my sweed.

I don't know.

I'm gonna eat a ramen cup to see if that helps.

I know I haven't been here, but I'm going to bed.

no ban

probleme?

SCANNER said so.

I gotchu.

We got a 2 for 1 deal going on right now, keep you real cool. Don't talk to central air or his son ever again.

Your fine is five Grim cuddles.

Let me know otherwise.

dont talk to me or my son ever again

Your candles probably smell like ass anyways.

lol

what a douche
I'll kill him!

wee woo
wee woo

OH SHIT IT'S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE!

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Looks alright. They seem to be mixing American Psycho is Wolf of Wall street. I really enjoyed how classy Bateman was. That is what made him great.

It is kind of hard to explain. I think it is because I understand how his character thinks and it all makes sense to me.

hi animus~~~~~~~~~~~~~
its me boo~~~~~~~~~

DO IT!
You'll be doing me a favor.
BASh MY BRAINS IN

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I'M GOING TO COME AT YOU LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING TIGER NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

that's fucked up
these are high brow candles

ones that smell like clean laundry and shit

@fuji

is this boo?

I thought Murder died.

We don't need no trouble. Just put the dildo down and we can all go in peace to love and serve the lord.

zomfgwtfbbq hai boo

Dank.

I haven't seen it, but a certain Lithuianian has, so 'm pretty much sending you to the deep forest, however; I can give you something that has my sign of approval.

this is basically everything that goes inside my head

BOY AM I GLAD SHE'S IN THERE AND WE'RE OUT HERE

WHAT THE FUCK who are all the different people!?!?!?!?

hi bubbly im baka~

serve the one and only jesus christ?

what's on the menu?

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Show me your candle then and I'll be the judge.

I had to take speech classes when I was a kid because I watched a lot of PBS nature documentaries before I even was old enough to go to school.
They were all British narrators and I picked up a bad habit of emulating their speech since I heard it a lot as a kid. So I had to take speech classes to lose the weird accent and mispronunciation I had.
My accent is neutral.

Like when girls or super gay dudes try to "fight".

AND HE'S THE SHERIFF AND WE'RE IN THERE AND SHE'S OUT THERE AND I'M THE SHERIFF AND HE'S IN THERE.

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You can't kill me

What else in life has your approval?

cat in the hat rap $

Is that all?
My dad fucked my mother, and he was twice the cunt as you.

And he died of alcohism!
Speaking of tigers, I eat those for breakfast.

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im making pan seared pork chops with a side of sharp cheddar cheese, some toast and a glass of ice cold milk

Doko Ian?

k

Wishful thinking~

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I DRINK FUCKING TIGERS BLOOD
youtube.com/watch?v=EXo1IfJjlWo

I will always be here for you
I always has been

Those look pretty cool actually, but why should i pick one like that over a wall-mounted one?

Like mid-US TV accent?

Ok

literal chimp

top dollar
birthday candles
not seen on tv

Hooooly fuck

this is funky but i dont see the correlation
i love black girls though

WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS WHERES THE CAVEMAN?

i think i would fuck this
honestly?

hey dad
hows it going

You're my most trusted friend.

Eh those seem like maybe a 6/10 and thats being nice.

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Kind of.
Think of what you'd consider a "broadcasting accent" where it's specifically as neutral and enunciated as possible.

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you're already too tall and rugged for cold milk

Hah. No.
I pretty much know what you look like from someone.

hi son... hows mum

you like plates

we got fine china too

Does that person's name begin with an L

Also that was meant to be a joke, ofc that's not me :c

No.

I'm gonna break your plates.

Nor an "A" if you think I'm trying to be glib about it.

Fair enough.

I would kill you first. Bare minimum I am taking you with me.

but without my plates or candles, I only have blueberry nutri grain bars at the checkout line

What does that mean?

I don't think it's going to work.

Yan started it.

Oh.

Yeah, maybe. I just slash tires and kill cats though I suppose.

*shrugs*

aww thanks manchan

me next pls

she's got a new black bf

Learn to embed, but yeah, you're good.
Wanna bounce? Only roll with the hardest cunts.

Them bricks is way too hot, you need to cut itttttttttttttttt

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Like i'm letting you walk away with those.

I'm the biggest and the strongest so i'm in charge.

and those pics i posted of me... those arent me, that was joke pics

heh.. saw that one coming

what you're looking for here is "iiiiiiiiiit", because "itttttttttttt" would be repeating the "T" over and over like a retard with a stutter

Not even close, bby

Nah nah nah ya see the wall mounted one just does your room by blowing out cool air it gets from outside. It's loud and is only really good for keeping a small area cool. This stuff works by taking the air in your house and taking the heat energy out of it. It goes through a cooling coil then and get pumped back into your house.

Basically it's quieter, more effective, and cleaner than just a small wall mount. Takes the heat out and brings cool air in.

Idk who A would even be lol

Your videos last night were pretty funny :p

I'm reliving my dark times, okay. Shut up and let me dwell on it.

Fuck you.

;~;

.. i'm actually poking fun at you for not drinking tonight

have work tomorrow?

i dont own any bricks, hot or cold, nothing!

thank you grammar nazi polizei

lol... i looked pissed in most of em

Your price is way too high, you need to cut iyyyyyyyyyyy

stfu noober

fuck yeah
I'm hard as FUCK
you posted up tonight?

How was din, Grom?

I should probably book it and make a tea shop then or some shit

YOU WANNA SEE A REAL DRUNKARD?

It means I, as a superior authority figure, have levied a fee of five Grim cuddles as reprimands for violation of civil law.
Cuddle Grim five times to pay your fine.
Or you know, just hurt his feelings.

im drinking later.. dont count me out yet manchan. i work tomorrow. im working 3rds til further notice.
off tonight

And you're not most likely to betray me either

.. still dont get it

It was just kay

I had some iced tea now I have a tummyache

is this a new poster?

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No bueno. I want bubble tea.

Get me sum!

I'd rather give him the cuddles.

Thinking of a double dipping, after I get my sister's birthday presents,

The full way to say the "L" you thought it was.
This person is a dude and only commented on it because they said you were "a lot less faggy than they would've expected".

I have a better offer at the moment.

What are you getting her?

The local boba tea shop closed ;~;

Alright so uhhh now will you tell me who you are?

we are best friends now

Wow this moment though

ack

Have a nice day m'am

What kind of offer?

id rather have the acre and a mule to that shit

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I can't. You ruined it.

V A G I N A

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ya hello
ya
I didn't agree to be included in any yan laws
so if you could just
remove my name
everything will be k
k
bye

I gotta go to bed, sorry if it seems pussy of me, I'm just done and need to deal with shit people don't understand.

Like sorting a sleeping pattern out, getting drung throughout 5am and dealing with shit.

Fucking jelly. You have no fucking idea.

What is that supposed to mean?

argh

It was like $4.50 for a 12oz.

No wonder they closed.

double dipping fuckin what lmao
whatchu gettin for her

but I never hid anything

scanner posted a link in /lewd/ and I was bored

never posted here before

Kind of with Mei fanart wouldn't make her fit and thin.
She's kawaii as a thick Asian chick.

Oh, I thought you meant for the night. But they closed their business?

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"V A G I N A"?
Something with a vagina, obvs.

Yuh. 2expensive4thekids.

isnt double dipping where you dip the same chip in the bowl twice?

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It's like poker with the guys, but more colorful

I may not understand it, but I don't appreciate your bumpkin slurs boy.

yo here's how the story goes
we find out
bout a treasure in the grand line
there's no doubt

the priate who's eye is on it
he'll sing
i'll be king of the pirates
i'm gonna be king

You can never be 100% sure if its someone new here or not.

Good night!

loving man

those curves
that cushion

mmmmmmmmmmmm

or if you put it in her ass then her pussy

Manaka, where's my (You)

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the mule is just practical... its a logical choice

~

But I think if I were on a desert island and I could only have one more thing for the rest of my life, it would be matcha bubble tea.

how later is later, it's already late night
or are you planning on staying up all night

cant open youtube, just explain!

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...then mouth. then kiss

go for the trifecta

Thanks Tsuchi.

I like how much faster this board moves

you can actually use it as a time waster

good
board

hot

I don't think she likes me like that.

*sigh*

In other news, in my self-disparaging behavior I may have found an irl daddy, but I dunno. I'll probably flake out like I always do.

And you're not winning money.

not all night, but i got a few hours on me yet

big girls are fun sized

Hot

T H I C C

its hard to put in words

just think of happy melatonic men

I'm also not losing money

Ahh, I think I remember that maybe

my dick

I left my phone slash iPad charger st work..

You people disgust me.

Oh, I was talking about me and whoever I was texting.

The chocodaddy of yours?

There is one right next to my apartment. It is nice and cheap too. I love the old Asian owner because she runs around and speaks gook really loud while hitting her workers. Gets my food quick!

Have you posted on any other board thats not /lewd/ ? Whats your story?

if you're going to rifkdrink, do it now..

i forgot what happiness look like!

rekt

no, no. This is a new one.

Oh I read that differently.

glhf

wait how long have you been here

after i finish obtaining proper nutrients we shall commence

oh my god its FUCKING brat
he's ANOTHER slut from /lewd/

WHY ARE THEY ALL COMING HERE

this is like the fucking FOURTH ONE

Who's your new one?

Yeah, she's fairly gorgeous too.

woah

I just realized my first post here was on world refugee day

that's pretty woah

4chan /r9k/ circlejerk and ban evading for a little bit

dead board

the circlejerks must be better here...

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I thought you died

not soon enough!
i'll help you shove proper nutrients down your mouth!

I for one thank Posiden for ridding us of those dirty muslim scum in the sea trying to invade Europe

What's that for?

Some guy.

I like the way he talks to me .///.

This might be bad news.

Give me the details boo.

for how long? 1 or two years?

I was about to make a joke about happiness then I couldn't come up with one.
How terrible, probably looks like pizza I guess.

Fukken 5 minutes yo

Doesn't sound so bad.

Bad news?

why does your flag say japan?

arent you from indonesia? something fishy afoot methinks

I work til 10 and it got super busy for some reason but I'm here kinda

Yes, bad news...

I'm so scared to get action, but he might talk his way into reking me.

I'm dead
hope you're into necrophilia

lewd since january

dunno how long on r9k

I'm not interesting so I don't stand out and I don't have history beyond that that's not just lurking

dont you think failure to imagine what happiness look like is a mental issue..

the red on my flag curls into a circle with samchan's presence

/lewd/ died so theyre all coming here
and /lewd/ was a populace full of cringy sluts
this place is a MESS ban

why are you gone so much
i need you here everyday
not every week

i missed you

ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN FUCKING DEGREES

How's that bad news?

RIP in pieces Elma's buttholio.

Yeah I am

BECAUSE I'M SCARED TO COMMIT TO THAT

you didnt answer my question though

Racist

I would love that little shop, I think.

Welcome back!
So work was busy?

I don't know.

The way you type is kinda like how I typed for a long time.

I like you so far

Yeah but are any of them cute?

balmy 23 here

tfw i will never discuss politics as seriously as i can because Holla Forums is an echochamber memehole and the other two boards are the same as well as dead

oh well, politics is as gay as a subject as philosophy anyways

i am from indonesia

I am the fleeting spirit of momentary happiness
And coming every day is a lot of work

He's gonna take you straight to pound town.
Wear something cute for it at least.

You "people".

Wow this Rockstar really kicked in hard x__ x

then japan why?

I thought you were just hearting me at random.
Wow. Dumped.

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>Of course you can baby girl. I'm going to trust you with my cell number. I'll send you as many pics as you want. I hope you find me as attractive as I find you. ########## daddy's name is [name] but I'd like you to call me daddy :) only use my name as a safeword

this shit is happening x_x

only 7% battery it hurts so bad

nighttime is the cheapest time to do laundry!

I'm still at work but yeah, it got super busy for some reason. I'm in lumber and most of the time it's completely dead past like 5 PM

Guise, I dunno. I'm so nervous

i really hope you don't subscribe to the perceptions they spout

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P O U N D T O W N

see

this is just miserable here

oh
you came to the right place ban i happen to be an expert on this topic. theyre all actually fairly cute. bakas has short hair but a reasonably cute body and face. this new guys the same if i recall correctly

what you posted just now was "oh my god god god god god god god god god god god god" etc

Why would you ever feel nervous?'
You're swaggin'

you asked to get fugged in the butt
either say no or take it like the little girl you are

I meant "OMGGGGGGGGGG unit"

You never loved me anyway

60 degrees here.
High of 91 in Houston for tomorrow. FML

[Triggered]

You dirty boy.
I'm so proud.

GET IT

disgusting post to read

kiss me froggy boy

I don't think it's that cringy anymore, just pretty dead and depressing when there is discussion

I still use that sadpanda account
it's pretty convenient

I don't really pay attention to how I type

how is it that we type?

it's mostly entertainment though

True.
I kind of just used you as a punching bag.

>>>/bed/

Wanna show me ?

you're still terrible because it's like laughing at the autistic kid who screams at everyone in school

I always feel nervous in these kinds of situations.

hey baka... im replacing you with brat as my new husbando. how does that make you feel?

it's like, how can you not imagine it, just think of happiest moment on your life

then you said, i've never truly happy

the room is filled with silence

let's just say.. chrome data saver messed with my flag

It's miserable everywhere

I handle so much of it, lots of long and wide pieces

Like when you make a new point

You make another line

its kinda what I did for a long time

Don't think to much into it

awful suspicious manchan... you wouldnt be doing anything sneaky would ya

.///.
It doesn't hurt?

I use the term people so loosely.
More like apes.

bruh...

fuck off i was being serious
yeah that place sucks
noun really didnt handle immigrants well imo so the place suffered

Its a lot of work, sure
but wouldnt you do it for me?

At least milk him into buying you stuff before rejecting him, Elma.

What? Why are they all underage?

You've missed me.
I can tell.

Hey Bard

That's Bard bard bard bard bard

I think Lonko needs a hug right now.
Hope he's good.

Nobody has ever asked me.
I am not prepared to answer this yet.

fucking shit

lol try it, he's nice but difficult to deal with if you want to talk a lot

*waves

I genuinely forgot about you.
I think one person in private mentioned you but that was it.

Oh stop.
.///.

yeh... maybe this bubbly person then *wink wink

He'll probably make me earn nice things. Which is fair. But scary.

Not if you know what you're doing ;)

much better

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being underage was basically a trait of being a /lewd/ poster

idk how old brat is tho but the rest all are ttt

i feel pure and free fam

we're like the new generation or something
get out of the way grandma

i dunno, a part of it too is that i've had a history with the board
the sad part is it's a bunch of people who's perceptions of the world pretty much doom them to further digging their own holes to suicide or infinite bitter NEETdom

Do it.

wow
that's a perfect way of describing it
autistic kids are pretty funny though, you have to admit
I remember one time in middle school we ate lunch at the same time as the autistic kids one table behind us
good laughs

I thought it might be something that bothered people but I just think it's easier to read
plus I've had a long time friend who does it
dunno which of us started it

I was kind of absent when all that shit was happening
I came to post one day and like everyone was gone
bretty sad

pretty sure I'm older than boo, turn 19 in 2 months

Which you know I pretty much don't.

Are you super excited for AX?

I'm fucking unforgettable.

hiiiiii wavey

God damn I feel old.

Pretty sure that's only from the residual reminders in the form of a venereal disease.

how many animus posters werent underage posters tho tbh?

that's fine, I'm just a gross teenager anyway, and you like girls and I'm a boy so yeah

It's quite sad, yes.
Too bad it's so easy to get into, and stay involved with.

batr pls

You seem experienced in such a feeling.
Forgotten the rubber one too many times?

yeah im like 18 and a half

remind me why you haven't?

feelsbadman
Youre welcome here as long as you talk to me a lot

none of the sluts
but all the creepers that came to pick up the sluts were never underage

Hes 18 it turns out.

Are you also an underage /lewd/ poster?

Honestly I just typed like that because I was SUPER lazy.

I'm a few years older than you then. 20

Babies.

correction... women

i-i'm sorry master

do you like my most recent

lol

SIV.
I was talking about SIV.

This guy paid for some lumber and wrote PUTOS on the signature pad

I thought that was a nice touch

I'm sure you're fiiiine.

OMG ALL OF THE HYPE

I heard you were samoan

there was me :3

What is SIV

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it's good laughs
but don't you feel for that autistic soul who is almost destined to fuck up anything he holds dear interpersonally, leading to further autism?

baaaard my main man because i have no one else ;n;

how are you?

it's like the infinite spiral of shit
there are many turn points, but there is no bottom to it unless you off yourself and get out

because i'm naive and stupid and that shitty girly oldey-timey part of me thinks that love in the pure sense exists
it's mostly been proven wrong though
that and paranoia

yep
graaaaaaaandma

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simian_immunodeficiency_virus

whats a nigga gonna do hes samoan...

Anybody who asks you to call them daddy is kind of cringey tbh.

hung out w/my best friend
had breakfast pizza
finished the song I was learning
I am good : )
how are you today sweethart

That just means I have more life experience and you should show me some respect.

what if they use tildes

Zarya best waifu.

Hey, that could be his name.

Spoopy.

pls.. call me papito

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i'm totally not talking to cutie japanese loli right now

Both the faces in this picture look like dudes.

didn't mean to do so
be glad Holla Forums is relatively untouched by kids and shit

I got like 3 friends right now
a chink I play overwatch with
a gook who I talk anime with
a faggot who wants to fuck me but only talks to me every 3 weeks or so

I don't mind wasting time here

I'm lazy too
I think most people are just afraid to admit to their own laziness

haven't fapped that much the past few days
I saw finding nemo furshit on the front page and was a little turned off

they were fucked from the start
at least they provide smiles for everyone else

Lost my shit. haha

I'm getting preoccupied with someone else so I'm gonna leave.
Later.

i can't wait to get his nudes and LEGALLY fap to them then

no bard
you were one of the sluts

of course it does daisy
you cant just give up because you havent found it yet
love is simply a force that we havent been able to measure yet

dont bring that /lewd/ depression over bakas
ill play overwatch with you
i get bored sometimes though playing 1 game

-someone
+something

Do gay hispani-Oh wait they do nevermind, they're really thing and have pedo mustaches and a lisp.

His name's Walter, he's a regular lmao

oh, well ok if you say so

Nigga, you here.

Good faps to you, sir.

That's clearly his street name.
Show some respeK

you especially *wink

If I could be a NEET I would but I gotta make money and stuff.

finding nemo ?

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Did you notice the pink armpit hair in this picture

I wish I hadn't.

yeah same

I've gotten a few lately.

test
call me daddy

...

i'm doing fine
finished work and dealing with family, but otherwise wageslavery isn't too bad
i'm stuck between wanting to spend my money on things like a bike or an instrument to learn or saving it like some sort of dragon
what kind of breakfast pizza was it?

grandma, teach me how to live

~

i dunno
it's like mutilating a dog's corpse for shits and giggles

i understand that bit, it's just obviously unlikely to come in the form i romanticise it in

No?

Mei a shit but still best waifu

I might be talking to some guy about importing high grade pure unadulterated domestic market japanese tentacle grape

wait.. how does that work if youre my son... its onea them backwoods up in that there hollar deals ain it??

I show that to everyone tho

Bleh, it's fine.
I wish it wasn't so socially weird for women to have armpit hair.

I like the principle of it.

Torbjorn best defender.

youtube.com/watch?v=lzDcou5il-A

I think I was pr obably like 15 or 16

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I raised you right.
*pat pat*

octopus tentacles wrapped in grape leaves are delicious

Cringey, fam.

bacon :)

i like the problems in your life
thats siuper majestic
You should hoarde the gold tbh
but instruments are always a good idea
what kind do you wanna play?

yeah but like
kids kids
like
middle schoolers
it could be a lot worse
I don't pretend to be mature but I also don't think I'm as bad as some out there
I could be flamboyant, for example

I just use the excuse that I dunno what I want to do with life yet and so I don't want to rush things
I help around the house and have been a good kid so that's in my favor I guess

I dunno if protruding thick lines out of cartoon fish would get me banned or not or I'd show you

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yeaaaaaaaaaaa.. octopus-sy

2 CURVED
HALLOW
FANGS

i joined when i was 13 doode

very simple actually
youre just test's grandpa

uh, yeah test
thought we worked out the foundation of this sexual relationship already

probably not
but you probably shouldnt be worrying about it in the first place
let the tide take you where it wants, man

really? who
ill share my conquests if you share yours

you'd be much cuter if you acted like a flamboyant fruitbowl

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oops
first post meant for

this is pretty gay

youtube.com/watch?v=2LiamlFoccg&index=21

MOOOOOOM

YOU'RE RUINING MY E-REP

...

sharp
so witty
such a pitty

you didnt act like a slut then
when did you turn into a sexboi ;)?

*licks hand, smooths your hair*
Shhh, son. Shh.

And how long do you think thats gonna last? Gotta at least get a job at some point.

I was told not to share

flamboyant fags are pretty bad kouhai
it ain't me
I dunno how to be happy and gay like that

oh... i been meaning to whack that whippersnapper with my old man cane.
Ill bet he takes it like a champ.

~signed me irl

shall i bring out the wine?

u juth gotta be moar FABULOUS

only because he's so easy you can literally play him while lagging

UUUUGGGGHHHHH GROSS

i was still a slut by the time i stay underaged though?
see? im an odd man out and i still fit the trend
17 maybe

just the names brohammad

i guess you weren't born silver spoon in hand
what's kouhai mean bai?

WOW YOU DO LOOK LIKE BRUCE WILLIS

just link

extra dry cheap malt liquor shaken not stirred dont forget the olive

:^)
I could've said Bastian.

I REALLY want to go to AX next year. I REALLY REALLY do.

jesus, that's an old meymey
next i'll have to delete sys32 or something
still, good advice

bacon's great if i didn't stop eating meat like a self righteous cunt months ago

eh, most of my problems are self inflicted or just there, laziness and mental issues
i want to be a dragon but being dragon isn't fun unless i can make my hoard grow on it's own
probably something easy that i can play and learn on my own
so cliche acoustic guitar? maybe the triangle if that gets too hard

the crazy part is we don't know where the tide is taking us, so let me have my illusions of future control for a little bit nerd
but i do, the tide just doesn't take me to the best places all the time
it passes though

Bastion actually requires a small amount of skill since you have to aim.

lol
so they say, im not buying it tho

school shooter best player

one sama signature coming up!

I surprisingly get a lot of PotG as Tor in the heat of it all, cappin' hoes and shit.
Mr. Turret always helps.

D A I S Y

I NEED THE HOI4. OR JUST A GOOD GAME TO PLAY. I NEED HELP.

youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg

animus=lewd

It's incredibly easy to get potg with Torb

I think another year or so and I'll have to move out
my brother will be out of college by then so I'll have more focus on me
No idea what I will do though

teach me how to fabulous
I'm too reserved

I think oxidizied bronze is prettier anyway tbqhf
it's like senpai
but reverse

exhentai.org/g/946673/f2f9961104/

have fun

lol k

hello its me Bort

Songs like Royals by Lorde get fucking unbearable when you hear them played in your workplace repeatedly, but for some reason John Mayer's Waiting on the World to Change remains pleasant

DOOOO ITTTTT

I'll have a good paying job by then, it'll be awesome

...

why are you so lewd cakes
was there a pure cakes once upon a time?

what'd fit your tastes right now? shooter, strategy? you can go memes and get hoi4 as well as total war warhammer if you like strategy

who doesnt like john mayer?

AND HERE IS THE TRUE FACE OF CURRY

The reason why I detest Adele's Hello.
To hell-o with that song.

its played out.... battle studies was a good album tho

Of course it is. But how many Tor PotG do you get with Tor actually moving around and shooting people and shit?
Normally it's just him jerking off against a wall.

I'll try muh bes

Go to sleep, don't you have to be in Manhattan hella early?

I got 24 LP for winning a game queuing with silvers

lol thanks rito

I need the good shit fam. Need to get my ps3 fixed so I can play mgs and demon souls, need the steam sale so i can use my hoarded cash.

Anything good come out recently?

its uncanny dude
if your eyes were closed a little more asiany you would be exactly like him

what?
im too high to be textwalling...

hop on my tide bby
i take it all kinds of rad places

h-holy shit...

Wednesdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

You're a cutie
Wanna Protect that (smile)

Acoustic guitar Is great and never a bad choice

I hope you can find some work on whwat troubles you amigo
ever seek therapy or the like?

great all you have to do is fucking mention it and its stuck in my head

ill oxidize your bronze

dont read my posts ex-best-friend-grim-curry-monger-retard

I liked that song neono and the one about high school

really?
Idk thart one isnt too catchy to me

uhm... thank you? i think...

yep fuji is still cute

...

Hey Sama, how about you and me assassinate Adele for it?

that cappu is years old

lemminy snicketts...

the bronze that turns green
it's pretty pretty
I just remembered some kids stole bronze off the roof of a church near me one time
don't do that
authorities don't like that

c-can we rp as nemo and his dad

Good ol' days.

My safe word is spaghetti.
SPAGHETTI

*unsheathes katana*

...

...

Want me to make one?

I literally saw a torb potg where he was afk

The one time I want to have fun.

yeah, what brat said
how do i become fabulous without people being afraid of me and/or hating me for liking boys?

you act as if i have taste
in terms of strategy things like civilization or total war are sure bets if you like turn based, but if you want people to play with in our circle then definitely hoi4
playing it alone probably isn't for you if you don't like grand strat though

how many places involve the use of psychedelics?

am not, i am a spook

acoustic would be niece to at least think about considering just how relatively accessible it is and how i could do my own probably terrible music
i would probably go nuts trying to get it down though or just take it back to the local media exchange

oh, yeah, i see a psychiatrist
i recently went off my meds but i was tired of them because i thought of suicide more while on them as well as them killing my happier moods
i feel more nervous and sad, but it's just background noise, and i can actually feel happy again
my life's not so bad, sometimes my perception of it gets down in the dumps

[[Canadian]] WISHkey

of course its a compliment retard
ur a handsome adult man
idk if the girls HERE like that look but the girls outside def do

excuse me
what are you talking about?

about a quarter maybe

lets do this, ill bring the silenced pistolas

too much airplay... killed it for me

so yea... allegedly still cute

PROSCIUTTO

Also sorry for late replies
having fun in Dead by Daylight

Can I be the barracuda that kills mom?

I don't even have a cam hooked up and it's almost bed time.
Next time!

We gon' do it all boondock saintsy.

you're fine

tips.fbi.gov/thank-you-for-your-tip

aww... tell me more about my eyes

Oyasumi :3

not worf then~

grim you look like a cool guy to hang out with

I'm going to bed, night everyone

Imagine how sweaty Mei must get when she's in Cairo
Imagine all that sweat just making her huge fat tits all moist and musky

I knew about that, just played along.

Sleep well Subtle.

[Spaghetti]

remember to hold the pistola sideways as that indicates a kill shot

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Add me on steam this isn't the place my bf lurks here

rest well... as you sleep i will be defiling your husbando

some
niggas
took the bronze roof tiling or whatever it is
off of
the roof
of
a local church
and got caught
almost the next day
don't
do it

wow
thanks for killing of my unborn siblings and mom

how many of them?

Fam e3 let me down. The crazy japs didnt come out and say i could fight the giant enemy crab in my mech while listening to j-pop in the new action adventure RPG Final Pursecore 15.

Now I'm just asking people what they are playing/looking at. Also you don't have bad taste you just like a lot of GSG stuff.

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whos my husbando lmao

THAT NIGGA COULDA BEEN ADEADD

There's nio such things as spooks

What kind of music do you enjoy?
Do you know much music theory?
Chords are pretty tough but get down the 8 basic major chords and maybe the minores and you are set

LIfelong pursui pursuit of course but that is good enough to write with I think :p

I'm glad you were able to get off the chemicals dude I'd imagine they had some downsides
I hope things can cheer up in the future

do yo uhave a kind psychhiatrist?