Webm Thread: Spooky Edition

Last webm thread just hit page 13
post your webms/mp4s
and remember have fun

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Beat me to it.

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Still looking for the song sauce.

were you too slow user? :^)

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In a mental sense, yes.

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That's some good taste there, user

How to know if your martial art is a fucking joke:

Some nigger with four vestigial limbs owns a black belt in it.

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Why even live?

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Switch that out for this one. The audio is synced better.

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I know it isn't, but it sounds like some of gorillaz' earlier stuff mixed to be more techno. Probably some fag's remix of something.

y-y-you too

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It's just like everything else in the world right now: political correctness.

Special snowflakes feelings are so important they'll change every rule in the book so they get to fit in.

Notice all the other wheelchair kids in the back. Looks like a martial arts class just for special kids. Most likely no real requirements to rank: just show up every couple months and they'll belt you up.

My studio has a special needs girl in the class. The instructor tried to make a special-needs only class to better accommodate their specific needs, but the mother threw a fit until her daughter was in the normal class.

Now there's always one unfortunate kid who gets stuck with that girl during drills and sparring. One kid who doesn't get to train properly. One kid who gets drooled on.

MRW: webm related

fine, I will also repost the same old shit.

So what's the problem? If you've done all the training necessary to achieve a black belt, you can be sure you'd wreck whatever these faggots claim to be.

Hi new friend

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>>>/reddit/

I haven't listened to them in a while, I forgot about those songs and the merchant minute they had.

I think I can beat up a torso with hands, feet and no legs or arms and I don't have any formal martial arts training. I've got a 40lbs lump hammer though and I mean it's not like he'd be able to squirm away very fast.

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OH YOU FUCKING NIGGER. I ACTUALLY DROPPED MY HEADPHONES AND LOOKED AROUND.

Anyone got more like these two, or the source on either of them?

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You were close.

>No speech where she hits on a non-shinobi fuck white guy out of nowhere. This is coming from someone who's attracted who's the race interested and non-shinobi powered non-magical powered.

The problem isn't that special needs people get classes too, it's that people who would otherwise pull ahead and could help the rest of the class improve are getting held back instead.

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link

>yet another non-vidya webm thread

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This reminds me, the SCP wiki is doing a thing where they are not only re allowing cross SCP references but they are outright asking people to do it.
With any luck they will also abandon the retarded "Pandoras box 2, Mary boogaloo" plot line.

Golden

heres some vidya user

That text gets cringier every time i read it

i stopped going there long time ago

some user told shit was partiallt infected by tumblr specially the newst post-1000 scp articles

you fucking mad man

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i knew that reply was coming
these threads are literally just Holla Forums-lite Holla Forums and /a/ do a better job keeping it related

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I heard someone ask for vidya.

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i am not good at japanese, is true that kimochi means "wrong hole"?

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I believe it means "it feels good/nice".

Its got a bit tumblr-esk crap but it also has some really good stuff like ●●|●●●●●|●●|●

That said the whitewashing is massively disappointing. There is a long ass series of tales; that admitidtly start out pretty good, that has Procedure 110-Montauk being reading 231 a bedtime story. There is also a lot of places where the word gender is used when sex would be more appropriate but that's neither here nor there and could be a lot of different reasons behind it beyond tumblrisms.

@headpatsim

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anyone have more combo webms?

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Had a giggle there


Noice, we need more arcade racing vidya in Holla Forums
Once I manage to figure out how to convert from the ancient xfire codec to something more manageable I'll up some old webm-s of me doing l33t shit more like failing spectacularly in dirt and dirt2
Dirt 2 had some good atmosphere if you forget the Ken "I'm so kewl" Block bullshit. The soundtrack was pretty darn good too

It's pretty badly translated to be honest. Not so much in the sense of mistranslations (it's actually not too bad on that front), but in the sense that the translation sounds nothing like natural English speech. For example, where they translated it as "My name is Haruka. This school's third year", a translation that sounds more natural in English and closer to the original would be "I'm Haruka, a senior here." I'll be the first to admit it's not Shakespeare, but an unnatural sounding translation can make it sound much worse than it actually is. I call this the Fate Effect since Mirror Moon's god fucking awful translation of Fate/Stay Night made people go on and on about how Nasu writes such unnatural dialogue, but anyone who's read the real deal knows that natural sounding dialogue and narration is about the only strength of Nasu's writing style.

are you watching aoty?

because you should be watching aoty.

>Partial arts

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Show me a clip and maybe I will, since it looks pretty cute.


You cheeky fuck

as i always said, this isn't any different from youtube,, it is nothing but an unorganized mini channel full of weebshit and youtubepoop

Generic animu magical grill show is generic.

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I'll watch it

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do it now

yfw Robbie has pancreatic cancer

Don't tell me what to do faggot.

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God dammit

Is there anything spookier than our current world's future?

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Can someone post the Morrowind webm with a Guar, Vivec, and Dagoth Ur dancing?

Here you go.

Literally the only reason I still play GTA5 online

That's the one, thanks boss.

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Jesus fuck.

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I'll be waiting for the new edits after this debate

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Did anyone ever un-W10 this?

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The source for that one has always eluded me, even when I actually knew it's name

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I'd assume that's because both use "pretty puridotto" in their names, but I know one has blowjob in the title and the other reipu.

That feel when you will never be able to pretend to be a girl online even with a voice changer because your voice is far too deep and comes out computery when run through a voice changer.

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Indeed, I've only managed to catch the blowjob one. No sign of the rape one however

THE POTATO IS AGGRESSIVE

I wish I thought of that.

Bad Goy, don't you know Pepe is a hat symbol? And is that literally a WHITE MAN?!

Clever girl

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When watching I always think about the fat greasy fucks who make videos like this.

You mean this?

wanna trade for 100+ of these?

but that fucking webm is from a videogame it is Holla Forums related

fuck you im preemtively flooding the market

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2/6

3/6

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why? there is nothing lewd at all

6/6

Bonus/6

did she died?

It's in my porn folder so I wouldn't know what it would show if it wasn't spoilered so I wasn't gonna take any chances

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Interesting, i edited the sound out tho, because there is a second screen always playing in the background, tried to keep image quality to a maximum too at least these have that going for them.


Have a link user, thank you:

mediafire.com/file/kmbbn0nzxyeyxhi/Taisen_Hot_Gimmick.7z

>windows media player

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someone post the enya one

All in one.

shit nevermind.
do you have the reggie edit?

don't know, probably not


way ahead of you

This is how I discovered Enya no joke.

yeah but in a shitter quality

source?

Nah, someone posted a bunch almost a year ago exactly and i saved them because anime tiddies.

that bitch probably needs surgery, her pyloric sphincter has been ruptured.

ruptured by futa semen.

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I do not have the reggae edit

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sauce?

pollynic girls attack, there were a cuple of OVAs

Kafun Shoujo Chuuihou! The Animation
The Pollinic Girls Attack! ~The Animation~
花粉少女注意報!~THE ANIMATION~

Beautiful.

Is there still no uncensored version?

It's Japan nigga play the cards you are dealt.

thanks and have a nice day

i never did know how to do basketball dribble combo

Posting this again cause Jack fucked up playing a game for over two hours, then went on to praise Overwatch's Loot boxes as "Microtransactions done right"

After which Rich immediately called him out on it and said "Why can't you just buy the skins directly?"

password please

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Maybe Jack's shit on PreRec, but he's better than Rich on BotW. Everyone's better than Rich on BotW, excluding one episode.

Because that wouldn't have the gambling element that renders the process addictive. Your brain doesn't release any endorphins when you just pay some money for something and then receive the thing you are buying, that only happens when you open a mystery box and have hope for that one split second after you open it that you might get something that you really, really want. But then you don't get anything good or you get things that you really don't want and you feel slightly depressed so you have to buy another crate so you can get that microsecond of hope again.

And if you ever do actually get something that you want it immediately loses value in your mind because now you have it and it isn't some lofty goal that you hope to one day achieve anymore.

what channel is that, I haven't been able to find it.

Well Jack has repeatedly gone on record he loves when games don't tell you fucking dick all even stuff like moves or item descriptions, so no wonder he loves loot boxes

What channel? Red Letter Media or Previously Recorded?

the dude who made the video, it's not on redletter or prerec

What a fucking cheater

You're supposed to go back the other way. Going one way is easy

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I find them equal to be honest, Jack's strength is story theory/composition, which has zero relevance on games outside of their story/cut scenes which is probably why his opinions on what makes good games is so awful

I mean he sat there the whole time bitching about how bad Sonic 1-3 for Genesis was because the game didn't hold his hand for him, and those games require memorization and repeated playthroughs in order to get faster and faster at it

I really wish this game got made. Didn't it get cancelled since marketing fags thought it was not serious or mature enough or something?

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Oh, I made it, was just something I whipped up after a walk and listening to Jack be retarded for an hour

Nah they took out all the fun/enjoyment/humor and made it Left 4 Dead crossed with Call of Duty and called it FUSE

Basically the Syndicate Remake, and we all know how well that went over with the public

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trigger warning

Everything just looks like Overwatch to me.

user, the fuck happened?

ya got me friend

trigger warning 2: vengeance

dont know, cant read moonrunes, but some nip manage to make a murder simulator in less time than yandev

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my dick is hungry .webm

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is it, or are th students possessed?

or is the girl crazy and murdering everybody cause she thinks they are monsters?

its really too deep for me at this point or until we get a translation

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Is that destiny? Or Dune?

It looks better than any game could possibly ever actually be, so it's almost definitely Star Citizen.

its even better my friend!
its the next GOTY Star Citizen! You can pledge right now!
robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/Packages/Aurora-MR-SC-Starter

I really cannot bear to watch, holy shit.

What game is this?

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You got me

That's adorable


hopefully they'll kick that cunt out

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Aren't those exact same future gun sound effects used in destiny?

Who here likes vanilla?

dont know

but that is not vanilla, user!

warning cancer

hmmm you might be right user, I apologize have this instead

Anyone have the webm of that anime grill saying wow?

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you lost my trust, user.

That is the most oddest Falcon Punch I have ever seen in My life.

that's something I can live with

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Anyone have a link to the music in this? Jewtube failed me.

MY TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I

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Are you baiting right now?

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I meant the specific cover. I'm not retarded, I swear.

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Thank god you weren't baiting

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come on man, I want to live to see halloween

go ahead, call the cops. they can't unspook you.

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I checked my homes door with a firearm because of you.

Its the middle of the night in a town with a high crime rate. Jesus Christ

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definitely heard the melody somewhere

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Ran is a cute.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

oh my god, you just took me back to analyzing and predicting drosophila offspring vestigial wings.

Literally a flood of memories just on that one word.

I cannot unseen that martial arts stump as anything other than a lab statistics.

Thank you user :)

That's pretty gay, user.

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Here user, have an updated version. I could barely tell the difference, but its there.

thanks user

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FUCK

IKR
even the name

Im working on it, being less gay is a goal

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I want to get off the ride.

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whats the source on that

you motherfucker.

Lapti - Dillagence

I loved this game so much

Russians are literally nigger tier. Feels bad living next to these animals.

It's a turn based game thugh

Star Citizen

So damn cringey…

The knock didn't work for me but can I have the sauce on the video content?

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Kill them all.

All liberals will be killed.

Let's pick one at random

Might consider putting thumbnails on my webm's one of these days


And so the horseshoe theory prophecy continues

Yeah, when you say it like that, it doesn't sound the same at all. It actually sounds fun :^).

np

Sauce?

The girl who made those lewd noises died pretty recently. Pneumonia and fluid in the lungs.

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Alright, I more meant what was the scene from but thanks for that.

Shimoneta. Go torrent it and get it for free, it's what she would have wanted

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here have a webm

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What's the sauce for that webm?

how do you make a video like that tho ?
the background are screens from the game and the animated models are hand made ?

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That first one caught me by surprise

i'm dissapoint

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so the blob thingy somehow squeezed itself out of its door way. It then became friendly. that's it.

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I was doing the green screen animations prepping for a sequel to that video, but there simply wasn't any good enough moments that I could use. I wanted to implement some psyche lock things and I had an animation and everything since I though Trump would hit her hard on that.

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Funny story; originally the webm was a shorter loop of that song and someone found it and made that extended version.

Casca is mediterranean. Spic or part semitic, maybe. But definitely not a nigger; Miura's faces have clearly defined differences between races.

i should make listening to this a regular thing

Le Chateau Autiste is pretty good

I gave it up after this segment

Are there any niggers in this show?

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source filmmaker

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It's a shitty rip remix of a tomorrow comes today sample.

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HE DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Not all is lost. I think there's a site out there that works with eroge game devs on translating their works into English and uncensoring them for the Western audience. I can never remember the name of the site, though.

I wanna fuck Tina

NO

Gal gun is surprisingly fun if lacklustre. But the actual routes seem so forced, it's literally "Here, date these girls"

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Damn, that's treason, too. ARE OUR LEADERS SO INEPT?

There is a reason why Thatcher ended up being a more successful politician than retards with law/political "science" degrees despite the fact that she studied chemistry instead of politics. The only advantage they have over anyone else is an expensive piece of paper with their name on it and the ability to read fifty pages of complete bullshit without losing their train of thought, everything else that they have is simply whatever autism their professor was into. There are some that are top-tier but in general the bar for intelligence is pretty damn low.

Holy shit. I know we all like to take the piss out of America's general intelligence levels, but holy shit, this is something else. Why on earth is he pointing out to the world: "hey I've got the briefcase and have the lunch codes!". Fucking idiot and he's talking about trust? He can't be trusted to keep things low profile.

That guy looks super cuddly.
TFW I will never have a midget to use as a living teddy bear.

At least you can feel glad for this guy that does

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Does anyone have that webm of that black knight thinking about his online friends who left him? It was from a show called Overlord I think

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The knight is a fucking skelly? That's the same guy but I remember the webm I wanted is when he was sitting next to a camp fire telling some other guy about his comrades.

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This just makes me hate the sequel series even more…

"oh hey everything's been resolved and everyone is happy in the real life and in the virtual world!"

"LETS BURN IT ALL DOWN"

And they did.

Yeah. Basic idea is MC, Skeltal, is an VRMMO player and as the VRMMO is being shut down, he sticks around online till the end. When the game doesn't shut off, turns out he became his character, all of his NPCs become sentient, and they are all transported to another world with his guild's stronghold. He wears the suit of armor for a while to pretend he's an adventurer to get information from the denizens of the new world.

It's not very good, but it has its moments, like the crazy murderer he kills in the Webm I posted.

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"Its not very good"

Its fucking terrible because the plot literally goes fucking nowhere

Just like almost all japanese writing in the last 25+ years, plots go fucking nowhere so they can keep milking that shit

Remember, Gantz took 13 years to complete and the plot took a total backseat to anything but the gore and MORE FIGHTS till the artist was forced to wrap the shit up because he was not going to get paid anymore for it, and he literally had PLOT GODS come out of fucking nowhere and filled in the entire series plotline in three pages

THREE

FUCKING

PAGES

THIRTEEN YEARS

THREE PAGES

And people WONDER why I call Attack On Titan pure fucking dog shit

I think you just easily explained why I am getting tired of reading Japanese light novels. I just dropped one the other day that started with an interesting premise, then the author went full retard.

but this looks pretty cool

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I think the Chinese web novel scene has a word for what Overlord is. They call it YY. It's an acronym that basically translates into mental masturbation. And that's all things like Overlord, SAO, and Attack on Titan are. Thought porn. Just like you don't watch porn for the plot, you don't watch Overlord for the story.

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nobody has posted the black knight talking to his adventurer friends yet

You're a boss nigga, thank you.


I actually downloaded it right when it was made, but I forgot to write down the title.

I don;t have it. I would have if I did. Here, have this instead.

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I thought the premise was he was overpowered as fuck. That skelly in a fucking knights armor looks cool as fuck but is he fighting another player? The red lady mentions cash shop item so are there more players in the world?

I would have posted it if I did*
Words. I am tired.

She's one of his NPC followers that goes berserk. So at the end of the show he has to kill her.

You have a talent for ending webms at a fucking cliffhangar

I didn't make em. But with the extension to 12 MB, I might have to remake them.

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Ah fuck it. Might as well remake them since I ain't got nothing else better to do. Let's see what torrent sites have all the episodes~

I thought stole it faster

Try harder next time.

Close but no cigar.

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What vidya is this?
Looks like ARMA, but i don't want to assume.