Kojimbo went to Valve yesterday

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Jesus Christ, motherfucker, what is wrong with you?

Jap is a racial slur? This is news to me. I call them as that all the time, nobody cares enough to correct me.

Who are the two arrogant, conceited twats at Valve that signed on the crowbar rather than the cardboard behind it?

To be honest, I'd like to give Kojima basically any other series. Call Nintendo, let's have him make the next Metroid. Also Ninja Gaiden and the real Duke Forever.

Let's not

Are you the type of idiot that thinks giving an IP to a certain company or director will INSANTLY make it good?

Jesus fucking Christ, get a grip on reality.

Kojima is just goofing off, all that work on metal gear and no play makes Kojima a durro boiyu

IT'S HAPPENING

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He's looking for a publisher, duuuh.

Wheres Gabe?

Have you looked in the nearest Synagogue?

I just want to kidnap the fucker, tie Kojima up, pull down his pants, tear off his briefs and smell the fragarance and anal musk of his ass, I want to toungue it and finger it, pressing harder and harder to get a stronger reaction. Feeling my saliva loosening him up and anal liquid covering my finger, slurping it down as I slide my tongue deep inside his warm crevice and push it against his prostate as an erection forms to show. I know he can't speak English very well, so having him beg for me to stop would be extremely fucking erotic.

I'll jerk him off until he's close to climax, then stop and have him beg for release, that's when I'll force my cock inside him and watch him jerk, twitch, yell and squirm as I go in deeper and deeper, rubbing my hand all over his stomach and nipples, turning him around so I can appreciate his frail, but beautiful body. He'll be in cuffs, so there's nothing he can do but wait hours for me to finish!~

I've jerked off countless times to Kojima and other devs, and I'm not going to stop now.

Busy reading emails. I swear, he should hire a secretary.

Finding a new employer

If that's true he should be aware that people want a new game from them that isn't multiplayer shit with cash shops that try to milk people for money. I guess that's asking too much for Valve after paid sprays and paid mods.

if only

No more TF2 related crap.

Hold on there partner, he knows that money is information and he has a thirst for that.

OMG UR MOMOJI AWOO-CHAN U R MY WAIFU MARRY ME PLS I SUCK UR DIK!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111

Learning how to make money while sitting on his ass eating burgers.

He can eat MY burgers, any day.

Another nail in the coffin for valve.

pls die

it's a slur in the same way negro is, it used to be perfectly fine but then a combination of its use during WWII and the same college professors who thought black was too racist worked to make it a slur.

It's the only one that would fit Kojima's wacky shenanigans

Can I have some?

His shenanigans are shit and TF2 is dead.

they'll cancel out and produce something good

Let Kojima do what he wants, he is still a virgin.

how about no

DOES THIS MAN LOOK LIKE A VIRGIN TO YOU?

He's just misunderstood

HE IS NOT A VIRGIN, HE'S NOT EVEN A MAN

that looks way off

I've always thought he was married to his work. There's no miss Kojima and he's over 50, I think. His chances are getting slimmer by the second.

Source 2 will be better than Fox though, maybe he's using Source 2 engine for his new "game".

Kojima has thicc hips to accommodate his huge dick, that's why his proportions are off.

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Apparently he had a Mrs. Kojima at some point, because he's mentioned having a son who hates MGS.

I thought he tried to bang Quiet

Now medic can really be gay

More like, did.

no he wouldn't

I know he got Konami to pay for a trip to Scandinavia with her

I still don't understand how she can be so qt but quiet be so fugly.

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Kojima is Popeye?

It must be awful finding shirts that fit properly.

They did a shitty modeling job, and gave her a weird greasy gloss and yellow tint on her face.

Top fucking lel

Kojima is shit. MGS1 got unexpectedly big, he didn't know what to do so he went le irony meme in MGS2, people shrugged which assblasted him, so he created two more games detailing how assmad he was about MGS2, and then he shits out some SJW shit in MGS5 for shekels. Now he's doing some crap with a bumpkin from the Walking Dead. Ayy lmao indeed.

It's not even that. She has no fucking chin in game.

I AM BIGGU BOSSO

I know, shitty modeling job.

It's like you never watched Boondock Saints.

What the fuck, he looks like something out of ratboy genius.

Little king john looking ass.

Good Job user

Yes!~

HE

HAS NO JOB

HE HAS NO FACE

testing the check

THIS KOJIMA HAS A FUNNY WAIST

who the fuck cares?

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He made many good games so because we like video games, we need to know what he's up to, because it's relevant to us.

I agree, just stay here and shitpost. Kojima/Kamiya/Kentucky/etc-drones are shit, but they aren't going anywhere anytime soon, so just sit back and let the poop flow.

I hope you fags aren't from /a/'s IRC circlejerk who spent months trying to get Holla Forums to hate Kill La Kill.

now this is projection, also
let me guess you're a shill too?

Do you just parrot random buzzwords and think you're winning some sort of argument?

Yes, but you did it first fam

I'm not, personally. I don't care about Kill la Kill, other people can eat shit, I won't be mad at them, just disgusted.

All right, what buzzword did I use?

"shill" is a buzzword, apparently.

Man Kojima is terrible and had no part in making Metal Gear Solid at all.
All of the Metal Gear games are awful.
Metal Gear Solid 1 being actually good was a total accident.
The Metal Gear Solid series are just movies without any gameplay.
The gameplay in Metal Gear Solid is awful.
You guys are just fanboys who'll buy anything with Kojima's name on it.
With Kojima out of the way Metal Gear Solid: SurVive(tm) will surely be great.

**Please buy our games,
t. Konami.**

The only good thing about Kojima was Snatcher.

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I want to force my cum all inside Kojima.

He was just the producer.

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I love zone-tan

Porn dumping is not okay regardless if it's spoiled or not.

nigga you are so dumb
rule 3 says you can't dump porn at all

We get it, you like Undertale.

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wew

I had a lot of fun on the Holla Forums trip to valve all those years ago
Did anyone else leave halfchan?

mark is a newfag and rulecuckery is gay anyway
user can just dump it and when a guy with an unpaid job does something about it switch VPNs (which you should be using)

To be fair, Kojima himself isn't videogames. If we're talking about MGS that's another story.

The fat, ugly piece of shit called mark will just cherry pick and ban anything that /he/ personally doesn't like, and will keep anything else he does, even if it isn't remotely videogames.

This shit is tertiary at best, but he'll keep these shitty threads because "muh Holla Forumsulture", yet ban similar ones not to his taste.

We need a new B.O, since 8/v/ is slowly warping into half/v/ to be honest.

But yeah it was fun friendo.

I mean from the trip.
I don't know if any of my fellow autistic trips friends came

REMOVE MARK

yes. i'm the blond guy with really straight and thin hair with the justin bieber haircut standing still the whole time

If only. He's the lesser of two evils, but that still doesn't stop him from being a straight up fucking idiot most of the time, then going into circlejerks about how people "love" him.

I swear to god, shit is fucking sickening, not as bad as the cesspool but it is coming pretty close.

Oh nice. I was the guy with long hair taking pictures. I still have a few of the guys on my steamfriends but many of them stayed on 4chan

its late here is a (you)

That would be like talking about a chef on /ck/ and not the dishes he makes.

Slit your throat and die a slow death.

I'm going to Valve tomorrow for some reason. If everyone there looks tired and beaten down then I'll know it's probably because Kojima just absorbed some of their life energy to keep him forever young.

you must be 18 to post here, user

Remember when Atsushi Inaba showed up at Valve?

The only people I see talking about Mark positively are generally Mark himself and the two or three people stupid enough to believe he's sincere when he apologizes for being exceptionally retarded and tries to reverse things when he realized people saw him fuck up

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He looks like the gook version of Todd

Why the fuck would you want someone in charge who doesn't fix their mistakes? I hardly expect some faggot running a Mongolian tapestry board to be perfect all the time, but I do expect him to recognize when he fucked up and fix it. For the most part, he's done that.

just a wild fag rambling about anal cavities and desire for AIDS
nothing new here

If anything they were discussing the steam release Death Stranding.

Kojima is pozzed? Can't say I'm surprised, he practically looks like he's withering away.

He's a big guy

I expected a pic of Gabe and him, why isn't there any? Gabe takes pics with even his stupidest fans, why didn't he take one with Kojima

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He lost his job at Konami, a company he worked at for like 30 years and now he's using his own money to make his shitty game and travelling the world and is probably surviving on instant noodles rather than burgers

The kike on the right disgusts me.

lazy fucking hack, get to fucking work holy shit

Hes working for sony, and they gave him an unlimited budget for death stranding.

So would that mean discussing an upcoming console like the NX isn't video games either, since there's barely any confirmed games for it?

her nipples look hard and they look like mommy nipples

Well then he's blowing it up on heroin or something

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That's secondary, which is fine, since it it made for videogames, being directly related to them.
The NX isn't sentient.

These threads should be allowed if it is confirmed that he's working on something else that is new, death stranding was a good topic, because it involved video games and not just the man himself. It has substance, if it doesn't, and it is pure speculation, much like this thread, along with fuckers breathing down his neck every time he makes a step, then it turns into the "kojima bezt dev evar!!1!!1!1" halfchan tier circlejerk, which I admit, is still eons better than the "PRAISE GABEN" shit. Either way, this thread has nothing to go by it other than what OP said. There's no meat.

This is Gordon… Kept you waiting, huh?

A waistband to surpass Metal Gear…

What are you talking about? He's married and has children

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GET HYPE FAGGOTS

Pretty sure there is a bunch of movies with MGSV assets

wew