Kampai Oppai

Kampai Oppai

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I don't feel like going for another round of theading

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i love oppai

I wouldn't object to beheading the king.

w-woaah..

strokes

Hmmm?
What's wrong with you today Ika?

Are you winning tho?

Go have a snack and take a nap

that's a lie

Shiro, when are you gonna bench press me?

you should probably leave
I know that would brighten my day up a ton

nope

here i'll post it in this one too

dude its so FUCKING HOT

Bard, pls.

How is the sim house?

I'm not even sure how to take that

You wanna do a suicide pact?
You better not pussy out and bash my brains in if you do.

Stop that.

Not sure if serious or blankposting as mockery...

Please?

It's been a while :(

Nice get

.////. it's full of protein

except for you wallma your great
Gimme a sec ill start it up and check

Kind of in the mood for a meme tribute.

Any volunteers?

Maybe Desu can just get "oppai" man tits.

boob-chan!

How am I possibly gonna fuck someone across the Atlantic ocean lol

With a "q" :c
Mine's NEKOBABES

Don't make me smack you.

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great!
rubs

I think I can do every exercise with you~

Get money
Smoke weed
Fuck bitches

Was doing alright til you acted like a bitch.
Just got back from doing cardio

RIP

You ruined your chances to make a big dick joke.

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o.o
Perfect

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Kind of looks like Doots.

Flat is better

This shit is so perfect.

*hugs* How was your day tho love?

the fire burning within me knows no bounds
but not u sd i love u

Unproductive

Sushi, come on.

Don't be a fun-sucker :(

lol quite possibly~

JUST DO IT

It means you have dfc

Imouto never hover over spoiled images because they might be lewd.

Go exercise then.

Over the internet

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Je t'aime.

11/10

Time to get my belt.

im not too keen on the idea of beheading the queen, id rather just strip her of all government offices

-falls over-

ow..

Sento is fucking pure you heathens

OMG Well, at least get it away from your junk you maniac!

ur not my dad

-kicks-

Hmmmm that sucks
Think I might go for a ride in a bit
Thinking how kawaii it'd be to hit the gym and then do cardio with you

Still buying lolita outfits?

COME ON, SHIA

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I will beat you like I am.

Wouldn't have been the first time

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wallma is computeing
Scoots is makign a drink
Goggles senpai is dancing
an Lenko is skullking about. Lets see what else they are up to

I still need to get that first one altered. I bought a shitty car though, so that's neat.

lol

Come on, tripcode

just put it in there already, you goober.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Write my name pls x////x

fml

Seems on point for irl

haha yeah
even grim is cooking :p

I forgot, herrherr.

Well, shit.

FIRE
GRIM STARTED A FIRE
FIRE
FIRE
FIRRE
FIRE
FIRE
FIRE

je t'aime aussi
slides lower

yeah the queen is a nice lady.

the Dutch king is a prick though, and his lineage too.

Think I might go out to LA for July 4th since I got a 4 day weekend

Hey Bard

cant get over that wife beater

ALLAHU AKBAR

HAHAHAHAHAH
THIS FUCKING MEME BRO

I taught him well

Ok I need to go to ikea

AWW SHIT NIGGA IS THAT SOME SIMS 3?!

NO DIE GRIM

grim is on fire and scoots is just partying

sims 4 :3

HE'S ON FIRE

Perfecto ;3c

LOL that cap tho

That could be fun. You should shoot up AX and kill Soto.

Mix tape is fire.

I am angry at u

Should I just post it here or do you want it in private?

omg he self immolated wtf digi-Grom~!?

defenestrate him

Just here is fine. I want everyone to see your glory.

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grim. is. on. fire

Nnnnhh~

Obligatory.

The mental picture is making me laugh
Have you been to a con before?

Not sure why, but I still loves you buddy ^^

Can we hold hands and kiss

I don't know if I should congratulate or feel bad for Goggles.

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It's pretty tiny.

Thank god he's alright
that was a close one

Thank you that is very kind and selfless to still be able to think positively when someone says osomethign negative
I appreciate it alot

i need
MORE OF THESE MEMES

can you ddo this image

and get grim on fire and scoots just going like
WOOOOO

I'm trying not to be a size queen here, but I guess that technically counts...

Thanks, Yanyan. /huggus

I have not, no.

I fear gropes and body odor, so I have not participated yet.

I just really like the pixelation on his fro on the top right zoom lol

Large gashes on your thighs are not advised

YAY HE LIVES
ALLAHU ACKBAR

Just using the tip of the blade kind of feels like a pussy maneuver.

why not?

femoral artery.

Still don't get it, but whatever.

Damn my love for intricacy.

Me neither lol

nah, kings need a different fate.

fondles

Because silly, there are major veins in there and knicking one can put you in the hospital very easily.

I have a scar there from cutting

Intricacy would be like a really crazy mandala or paisley being cut into your arm, not just tiny scratches in the form of a name...

It's less deep than a cat scratch is all I'm saying.
It's not like it cost him anything or actually did any damage.
I don't get the why, just explaining it.

Yeah you'd probably get grouped
Especially by thread people
They can be pretty neat tho and easy to make friends

Of course only good vibes

W-what about those asians at carnivals that can write your name on a grain of rice?!

._.

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Why do you want people to do it?

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tbh I think it would be really cool to get some paisley branding on the forearm or maybe the back
but not cut or anything lol
maybe burntor singed if that could be done
that would be so kakkoiiiiii

I won't hover over them anymore, I promise v.v

I can't exercise when I'm stuffed up like this lol

-coughs up blood on your new boots-

Who are you going to ride?

Kinda wanna watch that anime again

There's a few coming up my way I might go to. My older brother sets up a booth so I could prolly get in for free and stuff.

I've heard of that. Seems kinda cool.

I'm trying to redo my folder I guess. I don't get anything out of it besides seeing who is willing to do it for me.

nah fam, they need a knife dragged across their bellies, and a short drop from a balcony

G'night.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT THIS TIME YOU CAN'T BLAME ME!

You of course
You're my favorite

Sleep well

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WHO IS THAT THIEVES GUILD MEMBER THERE?

Iunno, branding's not my cup of tea, but could be neat if that's what you're into. I don't think it's so much the pain or anything, but I wouldn't want to smell my own skin burning.

Paisleys in general are rad. Always liked the design^^

nighty nighty o sd san

DEATH TO KINGS

mmmh?

fine, but at least have the crowd near the palace too.

RIP Scoot he was the King

When I get to Scottland I'll make big cuts in Erin for you.

Later, Derium.

Don't leave me...

That sounds like it should be between you and her tbh

COME AT ME GOYIMS
IM PRETTY MUCH PERFECT
I GOT ST STRAIGHT OY VEYS AND IM STARTER ON THE SHILLING TEAM

I wish you were here to have your way with me.

lewd!

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we waz kangs

Yeah she has a little kit prepared.
It's so cute

Is that Goebbels?

nini

well yeah

yeah because censors

I bet it is

yes kebab

NO KEBAB

OW KEBAB

AHHHH MY KEBAB

it was an accident

smells like

kebab

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Nice, man. Hope you have fun.

Be careful and make sure everything's sterile^^

This entire post is gold, Daddy~

Oh of course always.
thanks fam

yes

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Now I want someone to cut me goddam it

FUCK

someone irl in my town dies yesterday of a fire

You almost stopped existing in the sims world tbh grim you need to be more careful
That grill just went up in flames like nothing

those cuts look painful

Oh, my...

Dissect a Welma

why the fuck did i know that

;~; too much lighter fluid

Because he's a prominent historical figure?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice gif

he's cool

UGUUUUUU I know.

mmhm.

Don't make me burn you right back, Scoots.

Cause, like... I will.

I'd go even lower, and deeper

cheering as the body falls, and the Republic lives.

Ya but I love you so it's all good~

I woke up at 0100 and made two sandwiches
they were delicious, now i'm having a bowl of salad
Rock the rebel

pain is not good

It's really not.

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Depends~

99% of the time

Good night!
Hope you guys have a nice day.
Grim, no grilling for you!

♥ mwah ♥

youtu.be/2Zpb8_uT4hU?t=32s

ni

I don't know anything about him, just know the name/face.

why

Most deep pleasure has an element of pain

why wouldnt he be my man

who are you

baba

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You ever think about having the inside of your delicate mouth cut open, bleeding from your soft cheek meat, warm blood filling up your mouth as they kiss you?

LOL That's so perfect

Your worst nightmare...

'kay

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Um, not exactly, but that's why I got my tongue pierced twice I guess.

Wanna do it for me~?

I would not enjoy it

roll roll roll around

roll around in beed

ni ni

Don't threaten him. He will DDoS you :(

Or pour ketchup on you.

Ooohhh

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We should fuck

No you love blood-chan :D

Ni ni

Awwe...

Mmhm^^

Sorry, she's still learning the ropes here x_x

I'll take care of it.

Right, I'm ready to stream, should I drink more first?

aye

Lenko is creeping in here.

Tell him to fuck off.

No threat of mine, just a callback. xD

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Fuck off, Lenko.

He was very important in running Nazi propaganda. He's one of the people that American soldiers used to sing about, making fun of his testicles.

YOU KNOW THIS PERSON?

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lol

I ain't no hollaback guurrrrl

Allegedly.

Cheat codes for giving head

I-It's morning??!

for what purpose.

Blood-chan is waifu
You're nice too tho~

EINMAL WIRD UNSERE GEDULD ZU ENDE SEIN

Same

I should probably spend more time learning about them damn Nazi's

isn't that something you want that? to connect with these people on that sort of level anyway. what's wrong with bringing others into it?

Now I want a blood baby goat with little baby horns...............

Imagine my surprise that a Disney reference could be taken so much to heart...

kopfgeist angriff, ja ja ja

Y-you can't have us both..

No!
I don't want potentially normal people to be corrupted by this place!

I haven't gotten to test drive that theory, but making out with somebody with regular a regular tongue ring is great.

curiosity.

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that typo... i'm dying

I warned her plenty and she's pretty weird too, don't worry.

awful idea welma.

They seem more aspie than normal.

please don't let her be underaged

I want every aspect of you

B-Baka

New Friend~
uufufufu

I made my hands into bowls to try and follow the instructions in your picture, but i failed.
Then i read the filename.

We should get a ski lodge in aspie tho

Why?

Just bad at meming I guess. Iunno.

She's my age.

SATAN CONFIRMED

Hail Satan!

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rocking that
@grim
look

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Y-yes...

Bard is fit as fuck and his dick's huge tbh

Bard lemme see your peen

Are you saying you don't want to subject your irl "normal" friends to this place because you're already too much for them?

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That's Aspen, you fucking Swede.

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I imagine Bard is hung like a horse, tbh.

I want you

-sips-

I think thats the joke
lmao

wao

I can let my demons loose in here.

Do you want me? Do you want me too?
I really really really really really really like you~

The tongue piercing image thing, i thought it was two hadbowls first

I want one in aspie tho, are you getting it or not?

You hide who you are from your irl friends? I don't think that makes you real to them at all. something about being a fake.
I don't like liars

*pokes*

It won't happen.

met up irl with erin and go home to be a family man

Maybe I know more about the demon realm than you're giving me credit for, sonny boy.

Don't be a tease

If the morning's that lovely it is.

You can assume whatever you want, I don't care

what if it does

tell me more.

OH SNAP

=3

I like Welm's friend
keep it secret tho

I forget that you've been hailing satan with me since 2005 sometimes

And it's stuck in my head.

Thanks sweethearts but I was born without genitalia
there's just a blank spot down there

I should punish you

Better to show than to tell, no?
But such a privilege has to be earned.

I'm just going off of what you've said. You shouldn't hide who/what you are from your friends.
All I'm saying is you should get some irl friends who can like who you are for everything you do or at least not mind it, what with watching your weird animes and buying those nerdy action figures

yes?

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Change your name to Ken-doll then to prove it.

I'm laughing but I'm serious in that post

Who wants me to meet them irl?
I now have money and need adventure.

I imagine half of your time is spent being tortured by shitty teen pop music from your sister.

And now she's going Dom mode. Uguuu

me
memem
do me
me irl
elets do it
america

ememe

What do you think about Blood-chan?

A decade of darkness, for the win!

My plan all along

You should be really

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Right, I'll get a passport.
The drunkard and the stoner shall meet across the divide

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You're coming on too strong

&&why you brought me here in the first place.

Master wants to try role reversal ?

Reminds me of that Konata virus thingy I got back in 2013 lol

For the most part her tastes aren't all pop. Except for Pitbull, which she likes for some reason.

Are you blood chan?

I'm not spraying all my negative qualities out to my friends in public.
Like everyone else who comes here, I come here to shitpost.

I don't need to shitpost irl.
That's what this place is for.

Call it what you want.

I'm watching

no and that meme is getting old

im blood chan... :)

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I really didn't know, Keeps changing her name.

GREAT!
I'mma bully you now.

I love being your out of state gf lol

Sorry I can be open with my friends about even the weirdest parts of my life, Grim.

Don't be jelly, Daddy.

Questions about other people too stronk? My bad
Still sore from the gym x.x

We're all Bloodchan.

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I know you don't mean everything the way you just said it there.
So just to vent?

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It's time to smash all of her speakers.

In Blood Club, we learnt to slit our wrists and avoid confrontation with normies.

In Blood Club, we can finally be ourselves.

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I thought we were all Treecko.

Maybe it's a generation gap thingy

Yeah it's pretty funny

No, your affection is too strong, I don't like affection, it's my weakness

I'm not

Blood for the Blood God
Skulls for the Skull Throne

i dont know

First rule about Blood Club, do not talk about Blood Club.

Second rule of Blood Club, do -not- talk about Blood Club

To be fair, showing this place to anyone's friends or family is a good way to get you excommunicated.

Pls don't be shit.

I thought everyone was Jack tho
And that new people were Treecko

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Then you just might see something you like.

HIS NAME WAS TREECKO
HIS NAME WAS TREECKO
WHEN WE DIE, WE EARN OUR NAMES

I wish.

This guy gets it.

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That's true.

I guess that's where trust comes into play *shrugs*

HOLY SHIT HI FOOJ

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*gently pokes* Does affection hurt you or do you enjoy it so much it's a weakness?

Have you seen "if the emperor had a text to speech device"

ive been bloodchan this entire time.. lol >

It's surprisingly working well.

Eyooo

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I hate it

You have to be Erio's pet then

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It's time to go smash her ass :^).

How's it been, lady?

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I don't know whether to be mad at you for being a retard for jumping onto bebops bandwagon or to just chide you.

I don't want every one of my friends to know I have a dad complex or whatever you call it.
It's a fetish. It should be more private.

If I bullied people irl, I'd probably lose my job. Maybe even go to jail.

Like I said. I come here to let loose. Is it wrong to do that?

Like what?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Would you rather I try to hurt you?

Fine. Holla Forums isn't being a steaming pile of shit at the moment so I feel like I can post a bit. How've you been, bby?

I have this pop culture reference in the back of my head

Son, who taught you this?
I LEARNED IT FROM YOU

With a lewdie in between your lips, you speak only in vowels.

*PET PET PET PET PET*

Dtill remembered how you said 'I love you', so you're like... flavor of the week... or last week, depends.

Yup, learning more about Warhammer every day, I've seen Ravendells Quest too.

No because you don't do it right

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Fuji

Don't knock it before you try it.

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Am Game of Thronesing right now D:

Show me how to do it then...

Ay, meng.
Things have been going well.

What's new with you?

Iron chef manga?
Great, now I know what to recommend next anime club meeting.

ok, ok. Calm down.

I can understand where you're coming from, but this isn't the first time a poster has brought one of their friends onto the chan, so why make a big deal of it now?

And I'm not supporting you bullying people irl dude, when did I say that?

Doing really well lately, thanks. Yeah, it's been seeming healthy today at least.

Still stuck in Final Fantasy land?

You're saying you're nothing but negative here and only come to shitpost when you've told me several times in the past that try to connect with these people on a personal level if you can and to be friends with them
The first isn't true about you at all and really couldn't be with the second

The bastard is eaten by his own dogs.

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We must play when you're done ok ?

Aw Lenko why you spoil it ;;

No, actually. Took a looonnnngggg ass break. Not playing at all anymore.
Just League and Overwatch. Was super hard into DS3 for a while. Shit it so dank.

You been staying out of trouble and being nice to old people and shit?

Been real good
Making money and going out to LA whenever I can
basically the usual
Trying to catch me an asian girl like a poke'mon

Boss~
How've you been, Boss?

DRAGONRIDER QUEEN GOES FOR A FLIGHT.

There is no way to hurt me

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Re re re ;~;

lol I had DS2 for a whole 2 days then sold off my ps4 and tv. Can't say I didn't try~

Yup! No trouble here. Been doing well with being productive and healthy and moving myself forward in life. Feels good :p

What's this about old people though~?

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(It's Rin.)

wwow

Just being a good old whipper snapper to the community and taking care of the elderly?
I don't know, seems like an Elms thing to do. :3

DS3 was/is so fucking fun. I platinumed that shiiiii.

I know.
It's just.
This place is really bad.

I know you aren't. I'm just saying, that's what I do here that I won't do irl.

shitposting isn't all negative. Life isn't fucking black and white. I can connect with people when I want and be negative when I want.

Ayyyyy.
What's new?

That is no good
Can't truly experience pleasure without pain

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Which is why I posted this

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its not easy being blood-chan

Not too much.
I'm a hikikomori NEET again.
For now.

What's new wit'chu?

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It is a torch you must bear, btw, I've got some reccomendations for you; that'll cater to your tastes.

Speaking of pokemon!
I'm so excited for Pokemon Go!
(Sorry I missed this reply.)

Nothing at all. Super happy Holla Forums isn't an shit.
I missed posting. ;~;

Tokai, you're drunk.
Go to bed.

Damn. You're good at vidya x_x

Nah, they smell funny tbh haha

And that's fair, man. I'm not saying you're doing anything wrong. This place is a great option to blow off that sort of steam for sure!

I assure you I tried to not have it come to this. I told her it was awful, but her interest was piqued to the point that I basically had to show her lol

Gomen x_x

NO U!

Old peeps have feelings too...

You're a pervert...
Pervert...

I didn't, I just kind of missed people and wondered how you guys were doing.

Blood-chan gets to have me tho

No worries~
I'm actually hyped for it
Haven't played anything since red/blue

But if WE aren't friends in real life, and I don't KNOW your friends in real life... then where's the beef? :3
It'll all be okay. I know what a skeleton looks like and I have the keys to most of the closets, around here.

Blaming the victim? ;)

No they don't. They're just waiting for the inevitable :/

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nuhuh
not a drop

cuck

but i actually AM bloodchan

Fuck no that's disgusting

Just go to bed anyways.

Are you a victim right now??

My b

You were asking for it wearing that outfit lol

I actually enjoy posting but the site was such shit then. Would just tilt me.

Seriously?!

You've missed out.

I'll never die!

Time to preserve ourselves in whiskey and absinthe, bby

Sort of want to masturbate but i have a vodka soaked rag taped to my pinky for medical reasons, and i'm saving my first off-hand masturbation sesh for a special occasion
what do?
Masturbating like a brit with pinky extended outwards is not an option

You can't hurt someone if they're expecting it

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I'm not complaining.

I remember it completely died during E3 day 1.
So Tokai and I were just chatting on Steam while we watched.

Hi there.

I don't see where you're trying to get at here.
I just explained this to you. Idk. I'm confused.

So why be jealous

what did welma tell you .-.

...well I guess you have a point, there.
God, I'd hate to be pillaged.

Didn't tell me anything relevant. I can just sense defensive maneuvers in progress and seek to soothe before we have an eruption on our hands.

you see there's leaders
then there's followers
but i'd rather be a dick than a swallower

Hey everyone #1 best boy poster is back from eating a ton of disgusting fried japanese food and now feeling like a gross pig. Hows everyone elses doing?