Trebuchet General

Other than Besiege, and perhaps Age of Empires, are there any games with a focus on siege weapons that can launch a 90 kg projectile a distance of 300m?

I am of course, talking about playing as a Trebuchet.

I'm sure there's a flash artillery game somewhere that lets you play as a trebuchet.

Medieval 2 Total War has a Trebuchet unit.

I remember someone on /his/ made a Trebuchet-chan. Big tits, and the sling was her hair iirc. I saved the images but that was ages ago, on a different computer and now I can't find them anywhere. Shame.

I'm sure that thread is still up. It's not like /his/ is going through more than 10 threads a week, if that.

There's a mobile game called looty dungeon that has a trebuchet as an unlockable character.
I think it even states it's better than catapults.

Nah, I've checked. This right after the exodus. Long gone.

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This is a high quality thread.

it's called Crush the Castle

Don't worry we've got one for you too.

This one.

Oh I remember this

It's gotten plenty of sequels and community levels from what I recall.
The community levels had this one asshole who would keep making levels that required pixel perfect accuracy and everyone would complain about them.

Triggered

What did Trebuchets evolve into?

Stronghold Crusader has trebuchets, you can load them with dead cows to spread miasma and plague in enemy cities.
This is everything a siege engine can aspire to be.

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

ICBMs?

PGMs

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Unless there's an update I'm unaware of, the one in that game isn't a trebuchet, it's a mangonel.

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Why can't more indie pixleshit aim for something like this? I pretty much never see pixel art in games that has the detail of Metal Slug.

Empire Earth

You can even make an army of only trebuchets, pump their stats up and with good calculations fling doom at cavalry charges from 300mts away

talent

GRAD Missiles

our granary stocks are growing sire

Because pixel art of the quality SNK used to put out is fucking hard user. Sprites that huge with that many frames of animation are just insane to do by hand.

I am still mad that the Crush The Castle guy got completely ripped off by whoever made Angry Birds.

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It makes me so fucking pissed. People made games for fun and to learn, and let people play them for free. Now these fucking talentless kikes go and rip them off and either straight up sell them or plaster them with ADs.

Seriously, the knights and shit in CTC were just game pieces. Angry Birds made them into characters. Mascots, even. Form there, it becomes hugely popular and marketable to kids and the rest is history

im just mad i didnt do it

Pixel artists would probably starve to death nowadays

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maybe if they didnt sample the food they wouldnt get stuck

Does anyone else sort of wonder why Armoured Skeptic was suddenly everywhere? While being a relatively small channel? Yet people were treating and talking about him as if he was producing this amazing content, and everybody knew him. For some reason Red Letter Media referenced him as well? I don't fucking get it. Don't care about the whole Shoe thing. These thoughts sorta predate it, but I feel like I'm on crazy pills or people were just afraid to say the emperor was naked?
Guy's content and schtick seem so fucking basic.

Trebuchets are dumb, what if the enemy has trebuchets too? What are you going to do then you trebuchet babies?

You just mentioned him nobody talks about him.

If you mean his cartoon is just a medieval helmet which is on .png.

but people do talk about him

Build a bigger trebuchet.

ROLLOUT

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Trebuchets.

Because it's hard.

Should i even play besiege? i got it for free on some giveaway thread because anons are still too stupid to make the keys they are giving away crawler-proof but it looks like redditshit

I just downloaded it from the share thread. The game has probably updated by now with more content since the version I downloaded, but it was fun to make different contraptions and see what they can do. It's worth a try I guess if you have it.
What does that even mean?

bull shit

Trebuchet > Ballista > Cannon > Battering Ram > Siege Tower > Oil Cauldron > Ropes and Ladders >>>>>> Goat Shit >>>>>> Catapult

ah yes goat shit, famed for its ability to break down an iron portcullis.

Have trebuchet battles. AoE2 can become a solid trebuchet battle simulator.


SNK bankrupted themselves doing high quality pixel animation.

It break things down if it ever hits anything

CAN'T PLACE THAT THERE M'LORD
CAN'T PLACE THAT THERE M'LORD
CAN'T PLACE THAT THERE M'LORD
CAN'T PLACE THAT THERE M'LORD
CAN'T PLACE THAT THERE M'LORD

Do you like bronze?

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I find your lack of faith disturbing

of course, medieval siege weapon lolis had to come around at some point

trebuchet chan looks great user

This is a forced meme… isn't it?

No, that's not the trebuchet-chan I remember. That's garbage. That's fucking garbage.

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kill yourself

you're post-2008 cancer who thinks reaction images were always en vogue… aren't you?

It's a normalfag meme, yes

ok?


So it is forced, glad I can just hide the thread.

go be new somewhere else

nice comeback :^)

Yeah, tell that to your mother. I forced my memes in her all night.

I think Pepe has been stretched as far as he can go at this point. The faces on those drawings are fucking horrifying and don't do Trump any favors.

More like Trebuchit lol

arent they all


have you considered the possibility that you are the one who is garbage?

yes
YES
YES

Speaking of stronghold, is the HD version worth pirating over the older one?

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No. I'm not the one who likes loli, so I can't be.

Go away, goon. Loli is the future

only thing worse the pedophiles.

Your future is a jail cell.

reddit pls go, your space has been nice and safe since they banned jailbait

oh no, someone think of the drawings!

where do these people blow in from anyway? Does cuckchan hate loli now or something?

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I think you'd better fit in at Neogaf friend.

you know what, I actually forgot about that. I've enjoyed the slight lack of rule cuckery Holla Forums has given me so much that I took lolis for granted.

posting loli is not allowed, even on porn boards

You'd fit better around Jamal and DaQuan's life-sentenced cock.

they'll never stomp us out


get madder

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I wish you the best of luck in your future posting endeavors user.

Not liking qt lolis should be illegal. I don't want people that don't succumb to such purity roaming the streets.

Saving thread.