I require you to dump ALL your Louis related memes/greentexts NOW

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Ooga Booga, my name is Nigus Louis .

I’m a 49 year old American reverse-coconut (Black culture fan for you crackers). I draw cuckold porn on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my cave painting art and playing superior African games. (Chuck the spear, Hunt the boar, Rape the toddler)

I train with my spear every day, this superior weapon can stab clean through wood because it is smoked over fire over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other European weapon on earth. I earned my chucking license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Ebonics fluently, both Ethiopian and the Nubian dialect, and I can´t write at all as well. I know everything about African history and their bushiiiieeedo code, which I follow 100%

When I get my African visa, I am moving to Kenya to attend a prestigious Shaman School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a revolutionary warrior for colonel Kony or a witch hunter!

I own several loincloths, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Africa, so I can let others fit in me easier. I bow to my Nubian superiors and seniors ass-forward and speak Ebonics as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Africa!

>(((Louis CK))) sitting alone in the dark when wife comes home

The crowd falls silent as Louis approaches the microphone, some audience members already have grins plastered across their faces as they eagerly wait for the show to begin

Louis picks up the microphone

The crowd bursts into laughter Louis raises a hand to bring order, the crowd instantly falls silent

The crowd bursts into applause and cheers, signs are held up saying "end white supremacy" and "abolish the white race"

Louis patiently waits for the applause to finish and then raises the mic again

Audience erupts into uproarious laughter

Crowd cheers, whistles and laughs in approval

>The lights dim on a packed auditorium and the audience comes to a hush

BOOOOOOOOOO!
*Crowd begins to hiss and shout phrases like "GET OUTTA TOWN!"*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*Crowd begins to cheer, stomp feet and lift lighters into the air*
*Crowd begins to boo and hiss again*
*Crowd begins to cheer as all white males in the crowd are beaten*
*All the white females in the crowd are now being raped while the white males are being forced to watch and suck BBCs*
*Wu-Tang Clan storm on stage with their cocks hanging out, Louis is already on his knees sucking off THE CHEF while RZA starts rapping*
*Louis is now being raped by Ghostface as he sucks off Method Man and ODB*

Let me tell you about Cuckoldry

I was dating a white woman, I know I know, already fucking it up there. And she was fairly popular on my show. Whatever, so she asks me "hey, can I be on the show… without you?" At first I'm like what it's my show why wouldn't I be on it but she promised it would be fine. So they are watching movies, and I'm in my office writing the script for the next Plinkett review and I hear the movie stop. Interesting. So I head to JUST outside the door and I see Jay running out of the room, crying. Inside, I see the love of my life getting spitroasted by AIDSmoby and that fat guy. Immediately the whole Jay thing makes sense (he has a bit of a hard time around women).

So I watch and jerk off and afterwards she comes out acting like she "saw the movie". I tell her I saw everything and I was honestly turned on by watching my girl get plowed. "It's like my own home porno" I say. She says "really, well I've had an idea for a while, I'm going to bring some guys over and I hope you approve."

So I'm at home waiting and she arrives with a van full of guys. Black guys, all much more fit and masculine than any white man I've ever seen. I'm immediately in love. Those muscles, those skin tones, immediately reminds me of my favorite movie series ever. So I start jerking off and offer to "prep the bull". Being gangbanged by 7 black men as a warmup is honestly what all enlightened men should be striving for. I didn't cum, of course, that wouldn't be happening tonight.

They go in, and tie me down to a chair. They immediately go to work, their enhanced Nubian stamina allowing them to sport full, 12 inch erections for hours. It's amazing, watching them pass my girlfriend around like a basketball. I saw them do every position, in every hole. When they were close to climax, they got out a bowl and all came into it, making sure to keep it just warm enough to support the sperms life. When they all had cum, they mixed it and filled a turkey baster to the brim. Planting it deep inside my girlfriends vagina, they shot the combined ejaculate of 7 muscly Egyptian Pharoahs inside her. I knew it was the time of month when she was most fertile too. I never had to worry about getting her pregnant, my little cock barely got inside, and she never let me fuck her without a condom. Now I knew I was never going to fuck her again and honestly, I'm glad. I'm prepared to use all the money I make to raise as many black children as she can birth because the world can only be made better with more men like them.

The crowd is silent as Louis walks on stage, a microphone in his hand. "Folks, I have a special song for you tonight," he says as he raises the microphone to his mouth. The crowd begins cheering as a familiar tune, "Paint is Black" by the Rolling Stones starts playing…
As the song ends and the music fades out, 1000 virile African men descend on the crowd and begin impregnating all of the white women, and slaughtering all of the white men.

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- Louis CK

Louis C.K. walks on stage, sits on a stool. His face is somber
Crowd murmurs, some worried faces in the audience
Crowd erupts in cheers and applause, cries of "Congratulations"
Crowd begins to hiss and boo
*Crowd shouts in unison "LITTLE WHITE DICKS!"
Laughter
More laughter
*Cheers mix into the laughter, one white woman shouts "Me first, me first!"
Crowd "aw"s.
Crowd explodes with excitement, chants of "Do it!" and "Suck that cock!" erupt. The woman's husband cheers her on as she gets on her knees in front of the first black man. The show ends as everyone watches the woman service black man after black man

>the audience is growing impatient
>a young white woman and a small contingent of white men are seated in the middle of the auditorium, surrounded on all sides by black bucks
>they fearfully look on as the crowd becomes increasingly erratic
>"EYYO WHERE THE WHITE BOY AT DOO?"
>a small group of basketball americans are seen beating bongo drums and blowing vuvuzelas in the back
>"IMMA TEAR THIS MOFUCKA DOWN IN ONE MINUTE IF-"
>suddenly the curtains part
>the crowd immediately goes silent
>louis ck steps out wearing nothing but a bathrobe
>they look on in anticipation, mouths agape
>louis ck steps up to the microphone but does not utter a single word
>the crowd starts shifting uncomfortably in their seats
>the white men futilely look behind them to the exit
>shaquille o'neal steps in their line of site and blocks the doorway
>louis silently pans over the crowd and begins licking his lips
>the silence becomes unbearable
>an erection emerges from louis' bathrobe
>a black baby is heard crying in the distance
>the audience starts twitching, unable to cope
>louis ck leans in to the microphone, lips touching the surface
>barely parts his lips to compose a whisper
>"big black cocks"
>the crowd erupts into hoots and hollers and begins stomping their feet in unison
>the white woman is already hogtied and having her earlobes stretched
>the screams of chimpanzees are drowned out by loud rap music
>BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN ERRWHERE
>circuis performers ride their stolen bikes on stage
>the entire concession stand has been looted
>the white men are crucified as the crowd cheeers
>the ghost of martin luther king jr is seen up in the rafters
>a single phantasmal tear rolls down his cheek

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Louis C.K. walks on stage. The crowd becomes energetic just at the sight of him. It is made up of mostly white middle class americans. He is filming a special tonight called "White Males-Who needs them?"

This single utterance is enough to send uncontrollable snickers throughout the audience as they all brace themselves for whats coming

A roar of laughter emenates immediately, the loudest ones of all are the male audience members. Several of the women slip there fingers into the wetness between their thighs and begin to masturbate

The laughter begins to sound like screaming as the smell of bodily fluids and and sweat fill the auditorium. Many men are doubled over, there vocal cords to the point of tearing from the constant grating due to there uncontrollable laughter. In one corner, several men have begun voluntarily castrating themselves and piling there white genitalia in a pile. Almost all the women have degenerated into an animalistic state of aggression of lust. They begin to humiliate and mutilate the men, who all willingly take there punishment

The auditorium doors are ripped apart as a horde of muscular black men rush inside many wearing no more than grass skirts and snapbacks with Stars of David embroidered on them. The frantic scene turns into what can no more than be described as an orgy of violence. White women leap onto the black mens erect penises, while the blacks start to rap Zulu chants. The white men all watch delighted, until they bow down to there negro gods. Louis CK was last seen leaping into the audience, squeeling

Louis Ck walks up to the microphone. He taps it.
"Test. Test… Can you hear me?"
The crowd in front of him stirs, a man in front says "Loud and clear buddy"
"Great.. Great" Louis says before taking a sip of water.
"I have to get this off my chest, everyone. Im a white man."
"BOOOOO!" The crowd moans.
"Yes, yes I know and we'll get to that. Very soon. But first, i'd like to welcome Ra Malcolm Muhammad Omntep, my african brother from Jamaica"
Whistles and jeers can be heard from the crowd as a Hunched, thin man with gray hair surrounding his nubian face takes the mic.
"How are we doing today NEEWW YAAAWK CIIITYYYY?" he exclaims.
Even louder than before, people start clapping and one man in the crowd screams "Take me now!!"
"Hush, hush white boy. My name is Ra Malcolm Muhammad Omntep. I am a jamaican rap producer and the first muslim arena football bling designer. Id like to first thank Meester Louiz for having me today for our sayramoney."
Ra sets the mic bac on the stand. He snaps his fingers. A chest about knee high is rolled onto the stage by two 12-year old white girls, dressed in barely-legal clothing.
"RAPE HER!!!" A female exclaims from the audience, amongst a chorus of boos and curse words.
The girls open the chest, and then bow, but not before Ra slaps one on the ass. The crowd claps and one man begins to furiously masturbate.
Ra reaches down, deep down into the chest and pulls out a handful of leather cord & metal.
Louis CK walks to the mic.
"My ancestors were evil people. Truly they were nasty, despicable, uncivilized mongoloids that stole everything from Africa." Louis pauses, and unbuckled his belt. "This ritual I am about to perform will cleanse me of my father's sins."
Louis CK takes off his shoes, one by one. He then takes off his pants, and finally his shirt. His grotesque, orange hair-covered belly reflects the stage light.
Ra Malcolm Muhammad Omntep undoes the tangle of iron and cowhide in his hand, and it is slowly understood that this is a whip with iron spikes.
The crowd starts fervently whispering & laughing.
"ARE YOU ALL READY??" Louis CK screams at te crowd.
People whistle & cheer. Ra Malcolm Muhammad Omntep raises his hand.
"LITTLE" Louis CK chimes.
"WHITE" he says again. Ra Malcolm Muhammad Omntep brings his arm back and, in a show lf great dexterity, brings it forward at an amazingly fast yet delicate speed. The whip makes contact eith Louis CK's bare skin.
"DIIII-IIIIIICKS" Louis CK yelps as the whip flogs him.
The crowd bursts into screams, high pitched & gnashing. People are slamming their feet on the ground and clapping even harder.
"BIG BLACK COCKS" Louis Yells, as the whip flays against his chubby figure once again.
People are ripping out their hair. Someone throws a punch. Shoes & phones are being thrown and blood starts to trickle down Louis's stocky cankles.
This continues for the next 20 minutes. Louis CK has been reduced to a bloody humanoid in the fetal position on the stage floor.
Staggering, he stands up, wipes his brow clear of sweat, which is only to be replaced by blood, and grabs the Mic.
"THANK YOU NEW YORK YOUVE BEEN GREAT" Louis CK bleats. He grabs his clothes and hobbles off of the stage.
The curtains close.

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The air is thick as the full capacity crowd waits in total darkness.

Louis CK is 15 minutes late to start his set.

Suddenly, the thunderous roar of African war drums and elephant cries rings out.

The spotlights focus centre stage.

A battalion of proud black militants lead Louis on stage in nothing but a short pink nightgown, face covered in makeup wearing a bob-cut blonde wig.

"Fans, tonight is the night that i fulfil my destiny and duty as a sissy white bitch, tonight is the night I lose my manhood forever."

"Don't do it Louis! It doesn't have to be this way!" Yells a solitary caucasian voice from the crowd, unable to hold his tongue any longer.

"Ayo shut da fuck up BITCH" booms Tyrique, asserting his nubian dominance. The silent tension builds for mere seconds before the hecklers neck is snapped by a sympathetic white subject, purely to bring the attention back to the stage. The mans wife is stripped naked and dragged away, presumably to a new life of rape and forced black impregnation.

"As I was saying" quivered Louis, "Under the counsel of my advisors, I have decided to forego that which I do not deserve, my right to reproduce. As we speak, my daughters are being shipped to Sudan to repay my debt to our new black overlords. Now without furher adieu, let us begin!"

Within seconds, Louis is impaled anally and orally with 36 inches of black tube steak. While DeMarcus and Javhonte destroy his masculine pride metaphorically, Quintavius pulls out a machete the size of a small child, personally blessed by Joseph Kony and his top shamans and in one swing, removes it literally.

Louis screams in both pain and liberation as the wound is cauterised with a flaming baobab branch, all the while the two bucks never missing a beat with their relentless spit-roasting.

Finally, some 2 hours later after all the bulls have satisfied themselves in his holes he is dragged away but not without first issuing a final statement.

"I shall now be known as LOUISE CUCK"

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OKAY THERE YOU GO, LIKE 20 CUCKYPASTAS AND MY WHOLE LOUIS FOLDER. YOU OWE ME OP YOU CUCKOLD COCKSUCKER. YOU'D BETTER GIVE ME A FULL TRANSCRIPT OF YOUR REPORT AND PICTURES OF THE BATCHES OF CUM YOU SQUIRTED ALL OVER LOUIS'S FACE

FAM

DOMO ORIGOTO

I WILL SEND YOU VIDEOS OF BLACK BUCKS FUCKING MY WIFE WHEN I GET ONE

ALSO I'VE DECIDED I'M GETTING VASECTOMY TOMORROW SINCE I NUTTED TOO MUCH BECAUSE OF YOUR STORIES

YOU'D BETTER, WHYTE BOI

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE LOUISPOST?

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CUCKINO?

HOW COMFY IS YOUR CUCKSHED, BOI?

Cuckposting revival? On MY Holla Forums? it's funny again now tbh

When I heard these bits I just chuckled at the self deprecating humor. But after learning that he's a fucking Mexican jew you realize this is just pure anti-white rhetoric. It's insane that this is a mainstream comic

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Reminder he's a Jew.

Some kinos will be lost in time

Wow, I had no idea he was this blatant. I genuinely hope that he gets killed by one of his pet blacks.

>a 300lb Sumatran tiger is released onto the stage and bounds towards the woman, raping her irreperably

You are fucking funny my dude.

Need some more cuckypasta OC boys

75% of these are newfag garbage. They need to be somewhat grounded in reality instead of COMPLETELY wacky. Originally, we ad-libbed his irl standup routines.

They also must follow a few basic tenants. I'm not going to spoonfeed, but including "Nubian slaves" in the story misses the entire fucking joke

Stop trying to force a revival. Most memes are temporary; just let it die.