Judge, Jury, and Executioner

...

:(

bants

Is there any more webms like that first one you posted, not from this set?

me in 14 days

What's in 14 days?

ax

he's gonna go to a gay club

let loose

ooh

Wanna open up a Gay Bar?

tfw ignored by girm

...

Only if it's a fetish bar

Naturally. Is it culturally unacceptable to call it "ShamCOCKs" in honour of your heritage.

Hot damn, its my jam.

...

...

open up a gay bar with ikt, use him as a boy maid

this one?
my.mixtape.moe/xciaov.webm
well fuck you too, 8ch

Yeah :c

dress ikt up as a maid
break him into it
the night before we open, only give him the headpiece

tfw ur a boymaid

Loco. This. I. We gonna be millionaires.

Good afternoon darling

no idea fam, might be the same guy that does those lewd /f/ music flashes though

iktf

Who will be ShamCOCKs barmaids?

Ikt, tokai and?

Hi

Aw
That was kinda hot

brb csgo

muu

Good luck in your game don't feed

wtf

If they took a shower

might be one of minus8s works

I saw the image and thought this was Grim at first.

...

i stole it >:)

I'm back from what I was doing.

yup, its his
have some more
7chan.org/fl/src/whatever.swf

I'm just going to assume it involved Steam and Tokai.

..huh..?

I'll give you part marks for not being completely wrong.

I took a shower.

But I did let Tokai know on steam that I was doing such before I left.

Odd timing.
I just did the same.

I got lost and thought and suddenly it was cold so I'm going to take another one before bed.

feelsgud when people save your images

it was made for our minecraft server... wtf

...

Close enough.

...

I shower before bed... and also when I wake up... and then sometimes somemore during the day

One of my friends asked me to join their Gensokyou server and be their Youmu.

I usually prefer to.
But there's two people in this house who do that, including me, so I'm just biting the bullet and doing it before bed.

are you home yet

yello

week and a half

I brought you a present.

...

I miss you for some reason

I think its cuz you're not posting as much

okay...

My house is older than you are, okay?

ive just been busy n stuff
:c

I saved it from the Russian 2ch.

punjabi_papa: miss you scarls

You're older than me.

Lol, good tweet, good tweet

what the fuck
its gone p far
that was for our nation on a minecraft server that we called Gensokyo
lmfao

...

oh oh oh
shoow!

nah oke you can stay

my sides jesus

...

which corner should I stand in?

...

kek me and scanner were posting in the other thread scoot made

lel

kek wot

8ch.net/animus/res/1100881.html#1100958

...

...

fug ignore that lmao

I'll be honest that last game I just got lucky with my chainsaw on the final Survivor.

...

Fuck, was posting wrong thread.
So here it is.

Guess what, I'm a wage slave now, working nightshift, 12 hours a day, picking grapes in a warehouse.
WAGE SLAVE.
GRAPES.
FUCK MY LIFE.

I am the only person in the warehouse who speaks English as first language, plenty don't even speak English, everyone is Polish.
And my supervisor is the angriest negro straight from Johannesburg.

Plus, I got my pocket change stolen from the cloak room by one of those colleagues, so yeah, NOW I'm voting Leave in EU, fuck those guys.

...

i'll get lucky on you

this room has no corners you fool

aaa free youmu?

Why is everybody shit-talking bloodchan for being fat?
Leave my imouto alone, she's a cute piggy.

...

Wow that caught me by total surprise

...
Me, Tokai.
I'm the present.

Not only am I voting, I'm putting money on Brexit in my local bookies.

omg this is great!
I can't wait to unwrap

welcome to la cosa nostra my boy

vote stay you fucking morons

simple terms for americans:

youtube.com/watch?v=iAgKHSNqxa8
youtube.com/watch?v=iAgKHSNqxa8
youtube.com/watch?v=iAgKHSNqxa8
youtube.com/watch?v=iAgKHSNqxa8

and as quickly as she arrived, she was gone

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Make England Great Again.

I wish you'd stay...

ITS

2016

ARE YOU

KIDDING ME?

BLOOMERSSSSSSS

We doing this?

Now I'm definetly voting leave, cuz you were mean to me one time. 3:

i mean come on

ITS 2016

t. john "its 2016!!!!!" oliver

:^)

o8n7t

i wanna hang out with you, but my new phone is redownloading all my apps like five at a time and it is slaughtering my net

Well that was a shitshow to get running.

MEMES

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMES

Not for long if Tokai has his way.

I should have never searched "Fat Fuck Anime" in google images...

-doesn't know where to stand-

...

Can't believe I'm getting cucked by a rose gold phone.

This is the most valuable gift ever

*stare*

Scanner
die please

i'm not fat

Why not stand by your onii-chan and tug his shirt for attention?

-looks away-

Holy shit 2x binary comfirmed

...

vote out

I was making a cutie jelly of my iphone ealrier ^^

he's busy playing video games

...

...

I'D BE DEAD TOMORROW AND YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW

i could turn it off

if we were to watch a movie while i clean the house for the guy coming to put in my phone line tomorrow

sup scanner

I have had that thought so many times.
It is one of the suicidal thoughts/threads my brain goes on.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

OUT

You always lie
So you're fat.

10/10 Neru image

Do you have a movie in mind?
I've been wanting to watch the shitty Friday the 13th reboot that came out a few years ago

watch the keynote for iOS 10

your phone is about to become like the neatest thing in the whole damn world

it's actually why i went out and got the new contract, 3D Touch is about to become like the neatest damn thing ever, before it was kinda pointless, but see the next iOS release... o boi

LITERALLY FUCK OFF

lol

Worst onii-chan.

she got dem tits
and a booty
but what about dat
PHHHHHHHHHHHATTT ASSS SHE FUCKIIN???

get out Britain
become free

I'll just go search it now.
this has me exite

im just being contrarian

shh

last night me & david watched 2010: the year we make contact, and fight club

tonight i wanna watch a jurassic park movie

I don't have my pic with Nigel Farage on this pc
rip

Yeah that's right

I'll treasure you forever

...Wanna flip a coin?

Good ppoint but most likeley
you are wrong and they are right

RULE ONE ALWAYS LET THE GIRL CHOOSE THE MIOVIE

THERE'LL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND

In all seriousness, doesn't matter if you vote leave or stay, what happens most is what people do AFTERWARDS.

Best to put money in the local bookie on the results for immediate change.

Ever since having this job, I've been getting more and more pent up and getting horrible thoughts of suicide and violent butt fucking and horrible bully for when I do get drunk and thread.

" people in this country have had enough of experts "

oh my god

if uk doesn't want to be in europe can it give back gibraltar

like the whole keynote is about 2 hours long and mostly is about iOS 10, with short talks on macOS Sierra, the new tvOS, and the new watchOS, but mostly iOS, so dedicate some time to it

ouu let me

i'll make a webm

head or tails

And I you~♥

I have to finish that.
I just can't.

Hella onii-chan

You mean this?

We used to take turns but we watch so many movies we lose track.

Heads

Its OURS

Why would create a character as perfect as tracer and give her such a terribad voiceover
jesus christ blizzard why

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lmao fucking chinks

...

oh mama

Is is possible to get kicked out of the EU rather than having to leave?

Can't people who want leave just like... be such cunts that we get kicked out?

why does britbong land want to leave the eu?

Thankfully, I will wake up on Friday Morning and we will still be in glorious EU.

my slow net is ruining this...

i just want britain to make a bad choice

grriiiiiiim Im betting that you have it saved somewhere.

New net when?

Well. Use it in thread and create wonderful crazy disgusting posats.

Greece came pretty close.

wednesday midnight at the latest

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

I AM NICHOLAS CAGE AND WE NEED TO STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

tbh as an American this isn't the wrong choice I want to see them make
we need those NIGGERS
in the EROPEAN EUNION
or we're going to GET ATTACKED
BY china and russha

HYPE

fuck the webm

taking too long

i'll do it irl on facebook messenger

i want to be sean bean so i can be handcuffed

man fuck all this i don't even care anymore

And get headless

Dunno really, some people are pissy over immigrants, some are pissed off over that we didn't really vote for the EU leaders and they're not so democratic, some just don't like being part of something, some just hate being roped in with Greece.

I will after a few cans, I got the pint size Fosters, I'm going hard today.

Oh I got a few for Bloodchan, specifically, because he's my flavor of the week now.

Well shit, of course Greece nearly did, I heard they was about to join the Eastern Bank, the huge bank ran by Russia and China to compete with ZE JEWS

because racism and xenophobia

have what saved?

my pic with nigel

Have an Alice in honour

for real tho, do you really want policy to be exclusively drawn up by experts?

one sec

Sorry, missed your post.
Have some extra petting
*PET PET*

More pent up, wanna jam my cock into all crevices.

Kind of, yeah.
That's the whole point.

this is about the EU, right?

...

Maybe they shouldn't have got a sandnigger mayor then huh

fuck

how come?

I hate liars, I'm not one

i give oni-sama back rubs and cook din din for him every evening

-stands next to you-

scoots

You love liars?

Because working 12 hours straigh then not having time for fun, masturbating and videogames makes SCANNER a BULLY

damn
the work at least keeping the shekels flowing?

RACE WAR WHEN
I GOT MY BASEBALL BAT AND SHOTGUN LICENSE
I'M MUDBLOOD SO I GET TWICE THE FUN AND GUN

16-13 gg
Feel naked without that knife though..

found it

wasnt the mayor of london for the exit

preferably, if those experts can be proven to be neutral and objective

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

you're the only one who understands me

Die.

THESE JOKES JUST WRITE THEMSELVES

the mayor of britain is a paki

what happened to the culture

Well, let's say I've been happy on dole, so yes, many, many shekels... when I get called in enough that is.

Should've made £336 today, not including tax or expenses.

scans your mixed?
N-no wonder you're so big ./////.

loco shh

what are youu doing?

Major thanks

L I B E R A L
C U C K E R Y
O F
AN
H I S T O R I C A L
C O U N T R Y

Hey that's not true

Loco you fucking spic shit
Dont you say the P word :@

why

LOL

Damn it, I should keep remembering not to post my cock to people when I'm drunk.

I'm standing next to you

...

Because you are a rightist shitter and need to read more.
Dumb cunt.

...

Spoopy. I was more on board cuz Dresden Dolls are awesome.
Another Chiri suggestion that was gold.

the problem with experts is that they all know exactly what will be good for the things they understand and care about, but not much about what the rest of the citizens want

damn man, thats not bad

its fucking london, what did you expect?

...

Alcohol does not make a man acute in thinking.

... you fancy a double dippin', cutie? >:3

This is why we need computers to make the decisions

objective 0s and 1s

Well i'm just an english boy and can't tell you right from wrong
But i know blacks from whites and that's why i wrote this song

Get rid of the muzzies
get rid of the pakis
Give them their turbans and their korans and send them packing

We don't want them in our britain if it were my choice they'd be smitten

i just want britain to be great agani

This is Chiri's cat btw

Oh lol, I saw tokai pic and assumed tokai. Because tokai is a neo-proto-fascist and need to stop being such a cock gobbling little babby

same

The one that is RIP.
Cute cat.
Ninja cat.

ENCORE
bravissimo!!!

y-yeah a little ./////.

What happened to just plain old fascism?

Farage needs to fucking step off.

I'm guessing I was drunk

cite your business

scuse me
I prefer the term

zionist

(^:

see European History 1929-1946

Ayyyyyyyyy revy

Good boy, now kneel down and say ahhh. >:3

im a zionist for white people :)

There's a joke here about my being German somewhere.
I don't think it's right for me to make it.

Bring the Bacardi.

why dont we just assign date ranges or ideological leaders as qualifiers to variants of major ideologies?

shame all the programmers are biased

...

Wao

Cardinals in the neighborhood

this is nice

...

...

Like a timeshare for the whole country?

THIS IS WHY WE NEED THE EVANGELION PROGRAM

kyaa I always love seeing cardinals
There was one on my porch not too long ago

maybe, like, german 1900-1945 facism

such pretty birdies

black lagoon was a great ride

and coke

I can definitley agree with that

Oldfags be like 'Bring back Feudalism, fascists are pansies'

the alt right is a strange place indeed

Welp, I can still skateboard, so that's neat.

Newfags be all "Facism is back" like, "Bitch, tell that to my ruling lord."

ANARCHY FOR THE UK

SHE WAS A SKATER GURL
SHE SAID "HEY POTATO GIRL"

Why can't we all just be one big anarcho-syndicalist commune?

kek

this

also see Italy in the 10s/20s

I dun wanna be a potato :(

some people go to the gym, some people go do some tre flips is all I'm sayin'

Cuz 1, if we're all anarchist I won't have my shitty warehouse job where labor is cheap and 2. that'll have a knock on affect and you won't have 99p grapes.

but ur saying hi to sasha frum titan!
sasha = potatter gurl

But on the plus, I'd probably benefit more doing volunteer work if we're all anarchist, and I like doing my bit for local woes.

*bestato

fixed that for you

Because people are naturally greedy shits and would ruin everything

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Oh, I've seent her.

potato grill is pretty cool

Can I be a greedy shit and ruin your purity ?

My point exactly, if you want anarchowhatevers to work, it needs some sort of capitalist values where people can be greedy cunts but on a smaller scale.

Why stop there?
PLUNDER ALL THE BOOTIES

I dream of Anarchy
But gotta be realist.
Das why im labour

I vote for Green Party because I'm a naive cunt and think parks are pretty cool

registered democrat here sadly

...

Can you get both a Tory and Labor card?
See, I'd probably get both because say if labor is fucking up, go to tories, vice versa and try to get a happy medium going.

But then again, TRAITOR

Heh

Parks and global conservation are hella important
I voted green in the election before last.

Gotta be the change in the world yo

D E A T H
T O
T R A I T O R S

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Not gonna lie, I assumed that was going to say "your ass".

That's lewd.

Same thing, when you think about it.

You can also ruin someone's purity by exposing them to the harsh realities of the war

like, the lib dems can go suck a goose, and the liberal party has like 6 registered members

lel

BASED DESTINY

...

It's Rin.
He's nothing but a semen demon.

Gross.

They committed seppeku when they went into coalition

When WW3

Please.
We prefer the word 'Incubus.'

How can you even get your semen kick if you never leave your house?

i like ukip for now, but im not really keen on conservatism in general

yeah, im not really big on socialism anyway, but we now have no liberal party, at all

It would be nice if we did.
its nice to have a wide spectrum of debate

DEMOCRACY

They had a few okay albums.
Kind of eh.

Like an Ouroboros but devouring his own penis.

angelthump

A man who tried to grab a gun at a Donald Trump rally in Las Vegas at the weekend said he wanted to shoot the candidate, court papers say.

Michael Steven Sandford, who is believed to be British, is expected to appear in a Nevada court shortly.

According to the court papers, he went to a Trump rally on Saturday at the Treasure Island Casino.

He reportedly approached a Las Vegas police officer to say he wanted an autograph from the candidate.

THE REDCOATS ARE COMING

i dont like the fact that theres no part representing my politics left, but whats gonna happen to change it? i seriously dount the liberal party will ever be big again

that's a broad thing lad.

==D~O:=====

PLEASE.
Bern finally followed through with that clone she owed me.
We just go at each other.

LOL You wouldn't like what you saw if it's a legit clone of Bern

Plus £10 min wage sounds awesome, if they did it.
Every day I'm traitorin'

Only in Vague Ass

y

Is that good? I don't speak Twitch

what r u?

No.
She owed me a clone of myself.

Fucking brit terrorists

should un-EU them

i know, and thats part of the problem for me

Well, I mean unless you're into overweight hairy gingers I guess.

Either way, he's fun to hang out with.

Tiddies

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

it would be beneficial for the economy if the lminimum wage was raised. More money in our pockets means more money in tax and more money to be spent.

lol

Eww.
Just eww.

I don't have enough alcohol to forget this mental image.
Also,

Outcast, I post shit about obscure videogames and on post when drunk.

jaded

The Lord of the Memes

HOLY SHIT GUYS IT'S A PRONOUN
EVERYONE GET SALTY.

Get a faction or something, and see which party appeals to that the closest.

I just got lucky witht he classical liberals suddenly rising in 2014

Yeah, but no one is going to shell out that money, we have difficulty as it is handling debt; because cunt raisans

RAISING THE MINIMUM WAGE WILL DEVALUE THE CURRENCY AND DRIVE UP THE PRICES
IF YOU ARE MAKING MORE MONEY IT WILL ONLY BE ENOUGH TO OFFSET HOW MUCH THE COST OF LIVING IS DRIVEN UP AND THERE WILL BE NO GAIN

Who is salty over pronouns this time?

Tattas

Your wall says your are autistic

Still won't work. Society naturally fucks itself

./////.

...

DID YOU FUCKING USE A PRONOUN YOU FUCKING NAZI

DID YOU FUCKING USE A PRONOUN YOU FUCKING NAZI

DID YOU FUCKING USE A PRONOUN YOU FUCKING NAZI

DID YOU FUCKING USE A PRONOUN YOU FUCKING NAZI

DID YOU FUCKING USE A PRONOUN YOU FUCKING NAZI

DID YOU FUCKING USE A PRONOUN YOU FUCKING NAZI

So who wants to drink?

HEY I PARTY WITH NFL PLAYERS HURR

...

I want to.
But I cannot.

14 more days.

u need to stop ur becmon a alcohol

I'll destroy you like a holy altar~

theres winds of change for sure, but nobody with money listening as far as i can see. a good start might be some kind of union between the various classical liberal student groups across the country.

tiddies

nobeer

...

me

AYYY LMAO

...

Taking an "I realized I'm too much of an alcohol" break?

I barely ever drink, though. :3

I usually prefer weed.

Beer is too lightweight.

Start drinking, then.

...

i dont feel like drinknig anyway

weed is better

alcohol is gay

I used to bingedrink a couple of times a month, but my doc said that was fine

is that why you drink you fucking faglord

I guess I quit because I was back in school

D'aww.
He thinks that's alcoholism.

its gross :)

I'm drinking right now

h-hi.

:^)

hi

season 3 when

Oh well~

I usually agree; just felt like alcohol tonight.

Why take such a big break, then? ^^

Oh hey. :3

What are you drinking?

I did not say that I thought that was alcoholism.

that would be great, things like that are powerful.

I hope I can start my own movement one day, if I have the means.

...

i ran out last night

STUTTERING DENOTES WEAKNESS
YOU MUST BE A PANSY BOY

Beers. Like, pint cans, got 8 of them.

...

i-i just got out of the mental ward

They're so adorable when they're young and think "drinking every two Saturdays" is a problem.

pic related

u in a few hours

;)

FUCKING IMPOSTOR CHEESE

Angry email to Hannaford's corporate is imminent.

/blog
#WelmaLyfe

...

RAN = BEST

RAN = BEST

RAN = BEST

RAN = BEST

RAN = BEST

RAN = BEST

RAN = BEST

RAN = BEST

...

some of you are alright

do NOT go to hannaford cheese factory tomorrow..

OH SHIT NIGGER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

How old are you?
I was worried about my liver because I have hereditary issue

The only appropriate way of jogging.

...

damn straight

B L S

u are an kiddings me?

What did they say?

AW SHIT, YES, I'M SO GLAD YOU GOT THAT WEBM.

Now I'm gonna save it and rename it as >tfw playing WASTED

Then you're in the right place, lemme give you some medicine, a weekly amount of BULLY~

People don't usually take breaks from alcohol altogether for that reason, but I guess it makes sense if you tend to binge.

You should always make sure to never run out of drugs and alcohol.

I always went with hard alcohol for maximum efficiency. :3

Well, if I need to rethink my life decisions and alcohol gets me to the point of realizing that, wouldn't that be a good thing? : ^ )

I drink heavily and on two different things that tank liver function.
My liver enzyme tests are fine.

Glad I could do a service.

im gonna throw u out of a fuckin helicopter dude

well, we only have a libdem society, and i dont think theyll take too kindly to the idea of forming a new party

...

At least Half-Ghost can act autonomously.

tokai have you seen assad's interview with RT back in September?

i just saw it

v good

link it please. i couldist it YT
i could do with assad soundbits

Grocery shopping for under $20 cause I just paid rent and still have to finish paying for my car.

can you not source good cheese there?

...

oh
poor welms

lol literally

puta i are fuck you're mother birch -w-

youtube.com/watch?v=wELCDCPsw6M

thanks

Speaking of Service, I need to figure out how to do streams.

Drunken streams could be fun.

...

If you lobby members away and urge change and whatevs they got no power. members will flock to another cause.

Oh yeah, that was great.
ive seen a lot of interviews.

I'm not sure if you have a Kroger near you but they always have one of Boar's Head's meat and cheese on sale for like $5 a pound and it rotates every week.
I just get whatever is on sale and it's nice to not eat the same thing.

I like you. I'd subscribe to your posts along with Neru's if there was a way.

Though actually, come to think of it, I don't think Neru's posted a long rambling post in a while. She needs to step it up.

Ask grim, he knows a thing or two bout them streaming services. I used to live stream a age back

...

me too welms, me too

or, you know, itll sink, and ill be the guy who hammered the final nail into the lib dems coffin

Also, 23.

woops

...

sub to my RSS feed :)

Is there such a thing or are you just meme-ing? Idk what bullshit Erin has going on.

this thread needs more gay

RIP Corey

...

well good for you!

I dont have much experience with heavy, regular drinking, but I'd like to stay healthy

Don't gay it up, Doots.
Just don't.

Wanna stream this. It plays great, and looks like crap but means well; like that drunken Organ Trail I did.

Grim, wanna stream games, what's the best way to do it?

just stop

OBS

i cant find the goebbles gif of the same nature

;_;

do u have it?

politics is always a promise, and the promise is never given.

kissu

Those are more of a down south company.

And yes, I know how to grocery shop.

Only for another 2 weeks thank Satan.

0/10. would alahu akbar

It'll only really be a problem when you get old and I'll probably be dead before it ever becoming an issue.

...

...

No, I don't but this campaign is getting real ugly. Ivanka's jew husband is the one that forced Corey out it seems. Seems his globalist comments didn't go over so well

I wasn't trying to say you didn't.
Just they're probably the best "cold cuts" you can get short of a dedicated deli and you can find them on sale pretty often.

Kill yourself.

Even the doctors don't want to save you and they signed the Hippocratic Oath, nigger.

I just grab store brand shit cause it's quick and easy and I don't have to talk to the deli-nerds.

Oh shit, I thought you was joking about the ward thing.

Sorry man, but you're in good company, honestly, most of us have dealt with mental institutions or relatives in mental institutions.

I had to sign off my own mum once for the mental ward. Was not cool.

god dam welmies

i made it myself

grrrr r

Why did you even think to go there in the first place?

ive 4 months to go yet ;_;

aye

respons if u luv ur mam

Welma being a fucking brat as usual.

...

lol
I guess ill experiment

I need to go to a real fucking emergency room and go to a real fucking inpatient ward next time.

my mom said she heard itwas the perfect place to go from one of her co-workers. they're no longer friends.

wuvs me mum

That witch leaves nothing to the imagination

lets dance!

personally I wanna start the Neutrality Party.

How long would this take to set up?
Would I need to be sober?

Could you imagine being alive then? What a fucking wonderful time it was

You people and your social anxiety.

neutrality party?

That sounds like fun!
Let's!

like 15mins
watch a youtube video

pretty dead simple stuff tbh

Hmm?

Too much?

Sorry.

GOMEN, GOMEN

I wanted to just get in and out cause my driver side door doesn't lock, okay? Jeez

Wow bunch of fucking ingrates in here
Your mothers raised you better than that

for the best settings you need to tweak it

I don't know my mother.

its not so bad

we're living in the same type of generation grouping as the people who voted in the NSDAP and other such parties in europe were

Wasn't 2 much but it was pretty damn savage

i luv my mommy

My mother didn't beat me

fall asleep in bed
wake up on the roof
:^)

...Let me go see if Erin is your mom rq

My mum is awesome.

You probably use the automated check outs so you don't have to talk to anyone.

My mother didn't raise me.
My father raised me.

And my mother left when I was 11 or so.

She should have

My mother skypes with casper and doesnt afraid of anything

...

Oh great Bebop is here

Yes, I want out of everything.
like a Switzerland model.

*slow dance*

it was just fathers day u fuckin ingrates

...

There was a joke about filtering everything to the names of the people who get email alerts.
I was supposed to remind you.

Somebody's gotta be I guess.

Everyone was thinking it, I just said it.

I'm just kidding. I know my mom.

I don't think she likes me anymore though lol

Well, sometimes. But this one didn't have those and I like to go through the cutest grocery store girl's line typically.

Welcome to my internet home~

Did you hang out with your Pa?

fapfapfapfap

Mmmh.

MUM

I don't have a father and I'm gonna sue him for 16 years of unpayed child support

That wasn't what I clicked!

This one, derp.

Are you serious?

She didn't want me to end up a failure like you

DADDY ISSUES GENERAL

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not for long

i actually remembered but idk which to

.... -stare-

well................

You don't seem bad enough to need something like that

Good

:(

Right, I'm learning this shit and I'm getting more and more drunk by the minute. Is anyone interested in watching a drunken stream with obscure games?

I got a list of games I can play and show you.

;0;

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Yes

Is that a no?

I watched Pulp fiction with mine for Father's Day.

It was cool.

someone just requested the radio play "that konnichiwa song"
BYE

Oh shit

can I place my hand like they do on there?

My dad is dead. Taking new dad applications

It was only a little awkward when the part about tonguerings came on and I was playing with mine.

my mother is a selfish halfwit who cant parent for shit

why not just like, move to switzerland and become a mountain jew?

see grim

Does she hit on him?

Goodbye, bebops

She must be disappointed then.

I'm sorry for your loss

Because I love my own country and want it improved.

No, Grommles is my Daddy. He's buying me a birthday present even

well i called my dad and my grandpa

but i did a lot of fun stuff with my niinii sometimes i call him that....

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Filter it to Scar's because they got rill upset about it that day.

I-if you want...

Whether I apply or not depends on how severe your daddy issues are.

tbh I cried for chucky a few times

I'd also like to point out that Murder indirectly admitted his mom knows who I am
And I will further expand upon this by implying that his mother and I have an intimate relationship where I put water in her dish every night.

we lived in poverty for all of my childood, and I want to give my mom something nice.

also fuck deadbeat dads, they deserve nothing but to have their balls stomped on by elephants for hours.

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

REEEE

be nice to murder

ill chill

me too, but unless you plan on turning your country into the new mountain jew state its not gonna happen

We've all been there, bruh

Ah Hank III

You are truly the edgiest Hank Williams.

ONE DAY WE'LL SHUT THEIR DIRTY LYING JEWISH MOUTHS

No. They talk about politiics, economics and botany.

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scarleT

Why are you so fucking stuck on murder
He ignores everything he isn't trying to dick
never talks about anything other than himself
and rarely even posts at all
He's not even a part of this community

Okay, but only for your sake.

*gentle grab*

The Swiss do it because of their trade.
its not like they're still living on nazi gold.
money needs to flow to prosper, and we can do the same as they do.

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OUR PATIENCE HAS ITS LIMITS

WE'LL GRAB THEM BY THE THROATS AND SHUT THEIR DIRTY LYING GLOBALISTS MOUTHS

Th-this is embarrassing...

i unno this meme

Yungoos for President

you dont have the pope as a hostage, and a citizenship thats descended from the best citizen army in history

yung goos

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Heh... I know how you feel, I remember sharing one TV dinner with my brothers when I was real little. We grew up in literal shit.

Did your mother do everything she could to support you?

Did they cyber..?

i know you don't want to hear this but you're wrong about Murder, he's nice to me, gives me all the attention I want, we have long intellectual conversations on Skype and Steam and he's just an overall good person

Onii-sama

The champ is here!

Oh great Shiro is here now

I have concern for your mind grapes.

((Mean Girls))

Wow.

You can return it if you want.

fug the pope, this is a reformed country.
and we used to have it in the Dutch Patriot era.
until Napoleon cucked it.

here's our little chemical pyromaniac

don't cry
make a new thread

No.

Thats because you will dick literally anybody
If I was trying to bone someone I'd be telling them everything they want to hear for hours too
i'd be nicer than mother teresa

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Getting drunk and doing computer stuff so I can stream online.

Why the fuck am I working in a warehouse?

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youre gonna need a revolution fam

help
these memes are too above my head
i was boorn in 96 x:

Haha fuck me right?

Yes :3c
No league today?

I-um...
You say that like I'm not already...
squeeze

Fuck that shit.

WHERE IS SHE?!
I MUST ANNOY AND BULLY HER!

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Lawd, here comes the age train.

Something tells me they did and you're too embarrassed to admit it

You're wrong about me too, I don't suck up to anyone. Respect is earned and so on

S-so many links .//.

Where?

Fuck off

For you

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You're not doing it.

TEST

how cute

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Huh?

they're all for you

ok it works.

WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE KNOWN AS SEMEN-CHAN, YOU SILLY CARBON BASED UNLIFEFORM

I can point out at least3 people in this specific thread you probably were sucking up to just a few hours ago
Respect is earned and you certainly don't deserve any
Murder deseves slightly more than you
which is to say almost nothing

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dude its so FUCKING HOT

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lol