I, USURPER

I can write them up

It's when the dummy kids make the wrong thing or an extra thing. They always come into the kitchen and check if I want to eat it before anyone else does.

Yup.

OMG that sailor moon one is kawaii.

Just. Goggles. Save me

Like that one guy whos a serial killer

I don't know what this is!?????

I am happy people are even finding gems from what I saved in this folder!

do it

he just needs a friend.

Goggles, will you be my wife?

What even are these?

It is pain Goggles, pure and unadulterated pain right in the feels

i love kids. from a distance. i like the concept of them more than the actual things.

And its not gonna be me or anyone else I know.

Fan art of Gajeel and Levy from Fairy Tail, a certain artist has like a huge thing for the couple plus the actual manga does too so or did at least :c

I feel like you would really enjoy this anime, Archives.

Name is Himegoto

What I don't understand is why these Mexicans had the View hens on one of the TV's at the bar. Why not Mexican soap operas like usual?

I guess they're getting into politics because some of them probably are illegal and they fear their inevitable deportation.

Hey~

Lol, not sure if that makes sense. How many times have people turned illegals in for not making good enough Mexican food? Also, how would they even know the Mexicans working at the restaurant are illegal? :3

rip

I would at least try

I don't condemn people unless the purposefully and maliciously wrong me

Have you watched it? is it a good show?

Who are you?

Why do you want pain from me!?

Um what?

When I say kids, They're like 16-19 y/o coworkers I mean.

Fairy Tail. Hmmm.

*licks*

I bit my tongue wicked bad yesterday eating pickles at work :(

Nope

I watch a really limited amount of anime at any given time lol

Dressing guys up like girls is my fetish.

I mean hes probably a good guy but I wouldn't want to be locked in a room alone with him.

oh. I imagined adorable chidrens offering you their ice creams.

Added to my backlog.

Rin.

ew, no

...

I said in a perfect world, in ours the illegals are surprisingly lazy for people technically on the run from the law

I want you to save me from it :c

Very fan servicey shonen about magical guilds and uh.... dragons in a way I guess? It gets less easy to explain the further into the plot lol

Off to my final final
ciao folks

cap that shit, yo

Oh, I see. It sounds like a really long show :(

Good luck, Daddy~

fuck that shit tho, 2few shekels as it is

kind of want this

rite?

bon chance

I only like the blue haired girl.

gl grim

*plop*

sup tokai

So should I go to bed now or later?

Its 9:30 am

You got this.
Rock that final!

fap

You still have no job I assume?

Thank you for accepting me into the Ink Invasion Force.

post butt

youve probably already got it saved

yup, still waiting on a reply back from that one place...

I just walked in the rain for no reason.

aw loveu life

No you live under my rule.

Why would you sleep in the morning?

did you sing?

I do not

Goggles quit posting himegoto

You will never be as cute as them

Well, that's the problem^^

Because I didn't really sleep last night.

you have seen it before though

but theyre the only interesting company in town

How was your night, sweetheart?

Money is money, dude.

My memory isn't very good.

i want something thatll look good on a CV, not necessarily something that earns money now

It is, like uh....at least 21 arcs in or something

Is it okay now?

Yeah, well like I said, it's not like they get turned in for being lazy.

turns out coffee isn't a substitute for a good nights sleep.

noticeable difference in awakeness.

Anything looks better than a huge gap in your employment history in my experience.

They're always like... "What were you doing for these 2.5 years?"

Then you have to make up a long-winded story to convince them you're not a deadbeat.

The the anime decent, or should it be read?

okay..

What were you doing?

I'd cum in rins butt tbh

well, in my case, it was uni
id really like to have an internship at somewhere good tho

no lad, but I did get muffins

I slept well, and dreamed.. weird..

hbu?

have you cum in a butt before?

I watched finding dory and game of thrones instead

*shrugs* Iunno. I never went to school so I have no advice for that.

I rested well.
I think I dreamed, but I don't know if it was a dream, or something I started thinking of when I woke up.
Or both.

I punched out a god with fire, explosions, and fantasy martial arts.

why isn't independence day out on independence day

i just want the fuckers to call me back :/

If they were it would solve some problems

If you are okay with an abundance of fanservice? The anime is pretty good the soundtrack is well here youtube.com/watch?v=FYT7wZwEkwM and the emotional scenes work a lot better in motion but the manga is great in general otherwise

Because God Hates America of course

#GodHatesFags
#ThankGodForAlienInvaders

Fan service only bothers me when it's fan service for the sake of fan service.
As long as it's moderately well done, and makes sense in the situation, it's fine.

waow that's pretty cool either way.
my dream was uh, Ill tell later cause kinda embarrassing.

after waking I just watched GoT and then eh rain stuff.. not much of a day

yes I have actually

The fan service in this is a lot more between the joking fact that fantasy armor for women often is silly and revealing as well as fire + clothes does not work well for clothes plus the joke here and there also youtu.be/MYl3ctnN4uM?t=3m11s

moms gonna freak!

seems sorta obv

without a condom?

oh right, you call your master/owner mom.

They released the first one on independence day

why are they being hacks cowards about it now

Whenever you wanna.
On steam if you want?

You did more than I did... I kind of just woke up, got bored, and ended up downloading Dangan Ronpa sprite rips for some reason, so I'm kinda half organizing those at the moment.

I'm not following the links, because reasons.

broblem :DD??

girls or guys or does it even matter?

h

blueberry muffins?

While it's just some of the music from it fair enough

because it's not worth the potential tens of thousands.

it's a sequel with the suffix 'Resurgence' anyways.

can't take any chances.

no, but it's like
quite the life you're living.

i know that's your approach to things

but I did mean a guy, because that's hotter.

hi

Call them to show initiative.

I'd call Elma to show initiative.

Ill do soon, but I got dinner in a bit.
afterwards Ill just clean bed and chat~

heeh well alright then, I used to read that for a big amount of time.

eeeh no, chocolate

it was only really a few days ago i last called them tho
maybe in a few days

GUESS WHO BLACK
BLACK AGAIN
MJ BLACK
TELL A FRIEND

Please give me cummies

Open up

*cums*

what??

hi baka

ya its nice ^_^

3plain5me

*gives cummies*

I just had lunch, myau.

I haven't actually read or watched Dangan Ronpa.
But I've played the three games because yes.

*cyms*

*gives all the cummies*

hi ma...yaka?
S-sorry I forgot
I'm not good at names...

*inseminates*

Dear sir/madan,

I would be very grateful if you could send me your cummies.

Thank you in advance.

Best regards,
Emily.

ya thats me

aw fukken sweeeeeeet
da phuc is up

Thank you for your collective cummies.

ill collect ur cummies

CUMMUNISM

aah dinner brb

fugg fruities, I need my cacao goodness.

lovely, you gotta eat good.

hehe the games are more fun I heard.

np

eat delicious galaxy chocolate

Anytime bae

what are you expected to do, besides remain adorable?

i want dinner but i have nothing in i want to eat ;_;

me

I enjoyed the games, actually.

Enjoy your dinner!
Maybe you can have me as desert.

Ask ikt to share his cummies with you

he has more than enough

nothing
im making taquitos

let her gimmie cummies every day
and help her with logistical financial related stuff

aw dude
i love taquitos
yo what kinda movies do you enjoy? whats ur fav movie my dude?

idk man thats a hard question i watch a lot of stuff

post delicious emi bits

also see this

Lewd. No.

aw dude like what kinda stuff

im too autistic to answer questions like this man

i should buy a small guitar so i can be cute like audrey

an uke for the uke

you volunteered tho

whut
it's just listing off things tho
literally questions for a child

...

not quite a uke

ukes are too small

Make the mariachi music

I kid

I'd like to be able to do le Bass face

now i want a bass too so I can marceline

beuhgugh

i read that as masculine

that's disgusting

good movies that i can name off the top of my head

once upon a time in america directors cut
repo man
adaptation
the assasination of jesse james
vengeance trilogy (oldboy, no sympathy for miss/mister vengeance)
memories of murder
joint security area
barking dogs never bite
confessions
revanche
the comedy
in bruges
brothers bloom
place beyond the pines
boogie nights
blood diamond
lock stock and two smoking barrels
drive
snatch

all i can think of off the top of my head. i watch a lot of movies, its hard to have a favourite

gotta wonder how many people were inspired to pick up the bass because of her

probably a few.

also it just got pretty british in here

Make them awesome sounds.
Like the bassline from the chain

in what way?

...

Godly choices.

Place beyond the pines is a masterpiece

the brits have their brexit

america has their elections

canada is being woefully boring since elbowgate, when our PM bumped another member of our parliament.

not like you should only focus on politics when stuff is happening,

but y'know. it helps.

i only watch kino

D U D E W E E D

i wonder what i says under [omitted] ???

lets try and guess hm......

it probably says

"I Pledge allegiance to Donald Trump may God protect him, on behalf of the GOP."

sounds right

wow i hate trump now

hmm rly makes u think

i am now #MentallyHill

i am now a #HillShill

i am now #WithHer

I am excited for that

would be nice if they legalized shrooms too, like Amsterdam

...

10/10

...

-finishes rest of coffee-

-remark about how trump is still the worse candidate-

[End of call.]

dat kino

If yo gay vote for stay, but if you believe vote to leave

RLy makn mee thinkkkedn.....

D E A T H
T O
T R A I T O R S

What if I believe in being gay!?

You are Canadia. It is irrelevant to Thursday.

The level of anonymous Canadian posters is TOO DAMN HIGH.

Oh, I guess you have a point.

Aren't there only two?
Kanra and I?

I just have way too many pictures on my harddrive.

...

What if Rin was actually Kanra?

THIS

Kek im voting Remain In

ftfy

maybe it was about time.

that's an odd q. then I'd be rin, but then rin wouldn't be me because she'd be herself.

...

...

when you get a huge boner because of pronouns and it twists your undies

...

...

...

You guys are all weird.

there's only one pronoun in this post

didn't you go to fucking school

Wow great job lying to your biology and race.

bunch of smellodys

That pick is poifect. I imagine its a Holla Forums meme

Shut up, Kanra.

now im going to get hard every time i play mercy.. thanks puta

Back from errands. I feel responsible now^^ YAY! :D ADULTING! :D

(Not to be confused with adultering~)

Also, 'they' is a perfectly acceptable singular pronoun in my book, bakas

Shut up, Darwin.

Now let's see how fucked I am in muh spreadsheets X_X

does anyone know where scoots went?

i want to talk to her

...

IS THAT A FUCKING PRONOUN I SEE

OMG NOT A PRONOUN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

is scoots here???

i miss her

Is her here???

I miss scoots.

...

REV UP THEM PRONOUNS BABY GURL

The lifeform simply known as the Welmies~

I LOVE that movie

Its perfect.
I cry everytime at taxi scene

My fries got cold and soggy ;~;

dat rainy kiss *squee*

Maybe you can put a little oil in a skillet and heat 'em back up? :(

Scoot, it's the first day of Summer.

I want to play a game the pronoun game : ^)

Nahh, I'm just dunking them with extra honey mustard ^~^

I got a fish sammich from my work. C-c-combo meal

Strawberry blonde moon tonight

im not going outside today

...

Fucking hikikomori.

Go outside once in a while, niggers. Come the fuck on.

I'm a ginger and I went outside in the 91 degree super sunshine today even.

Pussies.

yeah fuck that

i kind of want to but everything feels annoying right now

Yeah?

Hm. I could go for a catfish sammich now.
I had no idea about the moon! I'm gonna stay up a bit and take it in. Thanks for letting me know!

Me every day ever. A little sunshine's good for you, plus there's bunnies and birds and s--t.

I'd stay inside with a Rin

I'd go outside with a Elma

I'd go get a Gilgamesh help with their meth problem

fuck yeah dude
well, not until tonight that is

I fully own up to being a hikikomori.

I get out at least once a week.

Let's go get coffee.

Elma tipped me off that there's going to be a pretty moon out tonight. Here's hoping for no clouds!

Ooooh, really?
Why's there going to be a pretty moon? is it full or somethin?

Set fire to your house and force yourself to go out.

You're not one of those people who'll judge me for drinking it on ice are you?

Full, and on the summer solstice. Google says that's a rare event.

...

BATTLE OF THE SABSTARDS

Poor cat.

Scoot, that episode got so intense that I couldn't breathe and had to pause it and take a break. When I realized what Ramsey had lured Jon into...and then seeing it happening...I couldn't deal.

When do I ever give bad advice?

I was screaming... I probably sounded like that geezer off of Jurassic Park 2

DONT GO INTO THE LONG GRASS!

but that part near the end... I will tell you in steam as I dont wanna spoiler.

But.

WHAT A FUCKING EPISODE

I am still reeling

Ooooh, that's cool.
Guess I'll be able to see that then!
Maybe it'll look different than normal or somethin.
Hows up dude?

...

Sabs is this my theme song?

youtube.com/watch?v=K_9tX4eHztY&list=RDK_9tX4eHztY

Yep

Aha aha that's totally chill I was about to go anyway, so it's..... Fine......
laters

You're just gonna have to trust me on this.
It's the only way you'll reintegrate.

I might get a janitorial job.
Then I'll reintegrate anyway.

This is your theme song.

Get a job that requires you to deal with people daily.

...

I had one.
It makes me absolutely despise dealing with people at all.

MENGETSU SHARINGAN

That sounds delightful. We have Alaskan pacific cod :3

And yeah, it's not like any crazy color or anything. Just a full moon that coincides with the first day of summer (and the prime-time ripe strawberry pickin' time)

Yeah, it was fun driving around in the heat with the windows down singing loudly and terribly to radio tunes haha.

I know how to picnic really well apparently ^~^

That's it? Fuck, why do you do that to yourself? Keep in mind this is being asked by me lol

bahaha, right?

Dat yellowface is priceless too. Totes would not fly nowadays.

...

TSUCHI PLS

I KNOW YOUR TASTES IN WEEABOO SHIT AND NERD SHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8

Yeah, but it'll end your disgusting hikikomori ways.
It's like pulling of a bandaid, Rin.

Didnt think you dbe into stuff like this

Super angry♪
Su-per hate-d♫
Super evil♪
Super serrated♫

...

i'D CUM ON YOUR NFCAE TBHG

Just no.
see

Caravan Palace is like, guilty pleasure music.

I'd rather be a hikikomori.

Besides, I'm less of a hikikomori with any activity in my life.

Soto. Stop.

You've made it clear this will never happen or work out.

Just stop.

...

You can't be a hikikomori in prison.
;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Elma pls I'd cum cum in your
face irl

today is still redeemable.

...

Nope.

Such craziness. And I didn't get to watch it 'til this morning 'cause HBO didn't test their online app before the biggest episode of the season. :P

Reading up, it seems like your average full moon other than it being on a special day, which is still cool. I wish I was at a higher elevation though. The moon never looks huge hear like it does in some places.

I think you'd like us to believe it is 'cause you don't want people knowing you're a softy deep down.

Bye. :-/

Bwaaaah

Yummm.
I drove to the bank on my lunch break, and on the way back Smashmouth came on the radio. Part of me was tempted to leave it 'cause I hadn't heard the song in years, but then I thought...if I get into a wreck on the way back, so I want the last thing I ever heard to be a Smashmouth song?

Force choke me, Master

I also can't, like, do anything.
With anyone I care about doing stuff with.

Well, gee whiz, Sabby. I never thought of it that way x_x

...

LOL Becky's ear is mind-fucking me right now

...

*attempts at force*

Buy the suit~

That's the point.
You'll just be made the resident rape target in prison.

gay
where you at tho

Tsuchi, are you crushing dreams again?

...

I waited like an hour to download this episode and after watching I realised it sucks.

...

...

...

I have grim thoughts on the road and get road rage quite a bit. It's shameful.
Heeee.

Just north of Austin, TX. The moon is pretty here, but one day I want to see it from high up when it fills a good portion of the sky. That's a thing, right?

if its starwars id rather go with the leia

I-It works?!

You're amazing...

idk, i think minnesota is fairly high up, and it's still pretty tiny
i mean, you can see it in the day time usually, but it's still small as fuck

Whenever I'm supposed to feel road rage
I just laugh and make fun of the other person
works beautifully

Me too, but the quality of those costumes are pretty all over the place :/

By the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays onto the farthest madness, we sense your intentions Erio.
The gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words into temporal winds.
They inform us you should not be trusted. USURPER. USURPER.

no. i will be real. comin from your nose.

Hot damn mang.

Im happy happy, are you happy happy?

Welma

I'm so sad cuz of the thing

comfort me

...

haddock and pea sammiches :3

i too like caravan palace

tfw modding eu4 is more fun than playing it

*force lift*

just see whats trustworthy

this

The trap anime or the boob grabber?

...

i made the game progress faster so instead of the game being like 400 years long its only about 100 until you get max tech

le casualisation face

p fun

Whose dreams?

Why does every time you go to take a shit, someone always call you and get mad when you say, "I'm taking a shit, I'll call you back in a bit"?

The boob grabber one. It's about like magic and demon's and shit. I have been rude by the promise of a cool mc.

I'm still annoyed 'cause of the snake thing.

Ah. Well, it should still be a pretty sight!

I take my foot off the gas when people ride my bumper, flip people off, yell a little...it's bad. Not classy at all. Maybe I should try your way.

y tho

iD SUSCK STSUCHIDDICK TBH

oooooh chicken!

lmao games ahead.

a friend o mine, is making a low lands mod.

is this an honest question?
Nobody needs to know you're taking a dump. Just tell them you're busy. It's a nasty image.

sorry

less alcohol

i just want the game to be more casual so i can sit down for an hour and not only have 10 years pass by :^)

cuz. RAPE

I would understand if you're late you would get a little irritated at people
but if you're just driving to get somewhere, then just drive I say
let people be retards
laugh at them, as long as you can keep outta danger

I'm not blaming you, lol. You didn't know. I don't know if it's worth grinding through it to cap or just scrap and find a new boy to cap.

Oh yeah. Grrrrrrrr people are so fucking dumb. How about you go do to them what they did to that poor little baby

you and your boys

No, they get mad that I can't continue talking for some reason.
Fuck if I know.
She never makes sense to me.

so much delicious fish

Also Rin you fucking shill why are you wussing out of Dead by Daylight?
Missing out on quality PTSD simulator.

I have nothing but girl folders. I want a cool boy one for once.

/huggus

It will be okay. There will be others. I know your pain right now, I really do ;~;

I wish I had the load of money for the actual movie prop one lol

I have no idea. I wasn't really paying attention.

Oh, fair enough.

aha thats handy, I usually play one game for weeks mp, but sp gotta be quick

seems like money is such a problem solver

I just ate a waffle that was literally dripping with syrup.
I had to wash myself because it was so messy.

That's on them.
Just tell them you have to go and if they keep pressing you tell them you gotta poo.

Kaworu ? from NGE

i have mp in mind actually

lag issues make it so nobody can ever go faster than 3 speed even if the person lives in the house next to you

needs 2 be faster

I could give my kaworu folder as a starter if goggles wants it.

...

Faster servers?
nah nah we can do a culture update tho, turkish is obvs arab
.t Paradox

w-woaw that sounds tasty.
hope it dont ruin the clothes

He looks kinda dumb. I was thinking the guy from sao

It's a well-known fact that money buys happiness, Tokai~

-cuddles the Daddy- ;3c

Kirito? I could also gib starter folder.

At least I didn't turn into a homewrecker.

It's pretty much just sugar, it comes out/off with hot water.

But as a Canadian, syrup is the best invention in all of breakfast time.
Besides maybe omelettes.

Starter folder?

Like i ahve a folder with a BOUT 100/200 PICS IN THAT WOULD GET YOU STARTED. AND THEN YOU CAN BUILD ON TOP OF IT. JUST MEANS YOU CAN QUICKLY START USING IT FROM THE GET GO.

Why do you want to rape a hairy obese man?

I gotta work on it. :3

I don't want to hurt anyone. I just wish they'd stop and think. How can you live around here your whole life and freak out when you see a spider or a little snake?

I started capping tthe first two eps but havent done anymore since.

so full

Yeah, that's not good for self esteem I'd imagine...

That would be cool. I'm in bed right now so I can't really do anything right now

That little itty bitty snaek was a part of the ecosystem, they had a function and a job too! maybe they dont have currency or social strata, but they are important too.
Just makes me mad what we do to our fellow neighbourhood animals.

im already happy though

depends on how sweet you want it to be heh.
canada has delicious food it seems

have an email address I could use to shoot you the dropbox link?

Kirito becomes a trap, though.

OH.
That's why he wants him.

I lol'd when he became an grill.

jesus

It's an illusion. Nobody's happy.

My mind went weird places with that,
and I was like "Actually it'd probably make it taste pretty bitter."

I don't think syrup is as exclusive to Canada as poutine though.

...

can you feeeel
the edge tonight

I'm edging right now .//////.

lel

WTF

I wish Tokai would edge me.

I'm not lying

..make it taste bitter huh

maple syrup is!

id edge a tokai

edging~

...

and an ikt

Maple syrup is amazing.
On just about anything, to be honest.

Maybe not people. It's really sticky and cleaning up after it would spoil the moment.

I stopped watching when he woke up in the hospital and went in search of Asuna. It seemed like the right place to stop, and I get the feeling I was right.

It also ticks me off that they were so gung-ho about killing it, like they saved everyone. It was as long as a pencil and not even as fat around. Call me when you stomp a pissed off rattler to death.

The whole show is shitty.
It just gets even shittier.

...

wait a second this CANT be right....

You missed out on some epic feels. But was probably for the best.
Sabeba would wrassle an anaconda... because my anaconda dont want none unless it sbasb sahn

it is correct.

I have no idea what edging is

eheh there goes the idea.
I'd love maple syrup and some waffles though, bet it's amazing.

lol they can't say Muhammed

When you're masturbating and stop right before the end and just sort of...keep yourself there.

Edging is when mommy doesn't let you finish.

It is.
Not the absolute most amazing thing, but amazing none the less.

staying on the edge of cumming

when ur about to nut but u just go rly RLY slow

...

i want to edge tokai by slowly licking maple syrup off his dick

I enjoyed it, but I'd heard it went a little off the rails after duder wakes up, so I just chose to stop and believe he finds her and they live happily blah blah.

I dunno about that. Those are squeezy snakes. I'd let that one have whatever part of the house or office he showed up in!

He's mine, you slut.

when you about to nut but the fuzz pulls you off the train

oh..kay

I wonder if your home smells like maple.

thats fine, ill take the both of you

I-I wish...

Denied.

Would you give it cake? And snout pats?

it wasnt a request

I laughed too hard at this.

*bows*

Denied.

...

this can be either you or tokai, pick one

Good thing I was wearing the JarJar mask. They'll never catch me.

...

Daddy, pls x_x

theyre the best tho

Neither.

I swear ille allah theres only one for me

Get some ehh air fresh stuff!

tokai it is

...

a bitch(sub?) should know their place

Grim is being super tsun right now.

DONT BE LIKE IKAROS AND FLY TOO CLOSE TO THE TSUN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

funny because blood chan

There was this one candle at the store that smelt like a bonfire.
It was amazing.

I'll murder you.

...

...

we have to go lewder

i bitch should know how to serve

ill murder ur ass

Try it.

not cool

are you calling yourself one or

...

after tokai

i like to think im good at what i do

goddamnit qt I can't see you like that

you're my /g/

it's from an old photo album. don't fuck with the jarheads. we are many and we are strong.

geddit someday

...

...

That's why I'm a brat ;3

...

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

What's tsun? And I'm not Blood-chan

im sorry... makes a new thread before Scoot does

Don't be mad at me, Daddy. It's just how I am~

new

new

dam