Got those CDs ready user?

I'd egg your fuckin' house if that shit ended up in my fuckin' candy basket, you stupid fuck.(I AM THE EGGMAN)

must either be underage or a manchild(USER WAS EGGED FOR THIS POST)

Nigger give out something that most people can enjoy, not everyone is as autistic as you. If you could package luigi's mansion or something with an emulator that's be cool, but you's probably get locked up by nintendo's fun police. Also this is a shit idea in general, most people trick or treating are probably between the ages 5-15, so none of them will give a shit about getting some niche game they probably have no clue how to run. This is why people hand out candy, everyone loves it.

Nigga that will never work. Most kids own a smartphone but not any kind of laptop or pc. Most parents check their kids candy and gifts to make sure there isn't something dangerous mixed

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I don't get trick O treeters

I'm jewish

dubs confirm, report him

refresh

Go away, Mark

i live in an apartment with a buzzer to even get in
and im allergic to chocolate and not a kid so dressing up is useless so fuck halloween

;_;

Not a bad idea.
Put ransomware and a few filler videos on a CD. Write "What Youtube won't tell you about (insert popular youtuber)" on it.

When are you going to kill yourself?

I-I just wanted to do something fun

You're an awful BO to the point I have a feeling 4/v/'s mod team is better than you.

Killing yourself is fun.

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Why are you even here then?

can i touch your jew nose

Goddommot Mork

Out of principle. Besides, I'm on other boards here more than I am here.

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Sounds boring

I'm still giving away potato chips like I do every year because I'm not a fan of candy.
Hello again

I'll probably giving out eggs like last year

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that's illegal user.

You and your hotpocket squad constantly delete/bumplock fun threads. Is it because you didn't make them or something?

No one ever comes to my door.

Because you like shota and they know to stay away

Try not being a registered sex offender.

Why not one of each? Then they won't be disappointed.

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Ok, I set myself up for that one

Me neither
I'm a nudist

way to be an asshole

If you're going to be a faggot, at least give caramel onions.

how is that like?

Fuck off namefags.

Yes, that's one of the main point

When everyone's a namefag, anonymous is the namefag

Then they'll be sugar'd up AND autistic. You might as well hand out some vaccines too.

There's literally nothing wrong with namefagging, you should know.

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I think you're the namefag here

i wish we celebrated halloween in my country just so i could be an asshole to trick or treaters

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Fucking Protestants

she was fighting the jews holidays

Breezy around this time of the year and my neighbors tend to be a bunch of stiffs.

Do you find yourself doing the helicopter a lot, just for kicks?

we are all naked behind clothes

Well played

Fuck off namefags.

And we have a skeleton under our skin. And we're inside the skeleton.

we're all namefags now

No u

MARK

wait, you are a nudist, but don't live in a nudist colony? Do you just have to deal with it and wear clothes outside? What do you do if someone come over?

wat

dang it Mark

Same here.
Used to get a few visitors in the 00s.
But now apparently our neighborhood is too dangerous so no more trick or treaters.

how about filling those CDs with hardcore anal porn and gore

wew

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You’ll be wiped out.

If as a kid some weeaboo retard were to give me stupid anime cds i would solatter his house with so mnay fucking eggs he would be eating omelette till he died.

how about filling those CDs with Missing Links and Adolf Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told?

Yume Nikki! As a Halloween treat!!!
You're the best user.

what the fuck is happening?

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It was Mark you goof.

surely you can't be this clueless

was being retarded part of your plan?

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what the fuck

It's already been a year?

benis

she's your daughter
respect the vivian

Holy shit, this board is on fucking fire today.

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This is factually incorrect, just in case this isn't a joke.

I am very interested in this folder.

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guess i won't be doing any hand outs this year

I'd do it but I already know that no kids ever visit my house, so it's a big waste of time. Sorry OP.

Vivian isn't my daughter.

You could always stand out near the bottom floor door and handout CDs or candy to whatever kid in a costume that comes near.

I hope the kids will appreciate your effort

i was thinking about it buy i might go to some normalfag party i was invited to

Do you actually do this?

That's a fucking laugh. No really it is. Get the fuck out if you dont like it.

OP the kids you'll be giving this to probably don't even understand Yume Nikki, let alone find it any fun if theyre favorite jewtubers didn't play it before.
what even is inside those other discs?

That pic is old as fuck, still every year i see the same kind of thread.

It's an old image.
I'm pretty sure they said it had touhou.
I can't recall any of the other games but it had a couple.

that's terrible

Aw, that's a much better idea than I had. Except, load the CDs up with a bunch of abandonware and emulators with a shit-ton of ROMs of classic games. Maybe make it Halloween themed… shit like Splatterhouse, Monster Bash, The Uninvited, Ghost House, ClockTower and Night Trap.

No, I was just going to give out Chick Tracts for Halloween this year. I'm not even Christian. I just like fucking with the little bastards.

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Ok user, that really fucking got me.

I'm starting to think about doing this too but It would just look like bootleg cds with badhandwriting in sharpies and I doubt people would even know how to boot the games up without the cd doing it for them.

Plus I wouldn't pop that shit in my own computer if I got cds like that too. Too suspicious.

They'll probably throw them right on the street then some other kids will step on them and some cars will break them into even more pieces.

Do you really think kids will give a single fuck about those? They'll probably think you're a pedophile for giving them CDs with little girls on them.

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I couldn't think of any good freeware to give out or I'd do something like that. Maybe Doom/Doom 2? They're basically freeware at this point because none of the devs seem to care if you pirate. Or Hotline Miami
Realistically I'm probably just going to sit upstairs watching movies and eating the candy. Never get more than 3-5 kids anymore. And that's as a house that gives out good candy. Used to get dozens. Probably for the best.

ebin maymay my ledditor friend :)
It happens all the time you dipshit go back to where you came from

This

All me BTW

This thread reminded me that this shit hasn't been leaked yet

God damn, now I'm depressed

What is this

I thought of handing out LSD, Ib and Ao Oni. With some of the discs containing either Cheetahmen 2 or Silver Surfer

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Couldn't you give out gzdoom or something? That's something any kid would like. Most of them aren't going to understand Yume Nikki, they'll play for like 10 seconds and get bored when the game doesn't jerk them off with achievements for opening a door. Probably won't even get together with friends and discuss cool shit they found, they'll just toss it and go back to playing watching someone play"dig a hole" on their ipads.

But on the other hand, I know me as a kid would have liked this, so I'm sure at least one disc will end up in the hands of a kid who will treasure it.

Also, what the hell is "Halloween Game"

What do you think?

As the guy who thought about handing out a Doom sourceport, I'm not sure how many kids could actually figure it out, in the age of smartphones and tablets, where everything's a fucking app.

That you are a faggot

Get your fart fetish Pokemon out of here.

It had me in stitches, please tell me someone saved it
oh wait nobody probably remembers this thread from last year

I definitely don't. I can barely remember if I've eaten today, though.

If I had control over all technology, I'd ban smartphones every Monday.

It's been fucking ages since I've actually used gzdoom, but couldn't you just insert the doom files and it'd automatically run doom when launched? If not I'm sure some kind of .bat file could be set up to just launch doom. Then you could just set the disk to autorun gzdoom when it's inserted into a computer.

I don't think openly giving away pirated games is a good idea unless you live in a 2nd world country

One thing is downloading stuff and spreading it is another

Yeah, I'm just not sure if a kid is smart enough to look in the goddamn folders. I mean, christ. My kid brother used to just sit still in a game complaining that he didn't know how to do something, rather than checking the controls or trying the buttons.

I am curious now, can you summarize the greentext?

Yume Nikki is freeware.
I don't know what "Halloween Game" is though.

At least you didn't get a house that handed out fucking pencils. I'll take an apple over a goddamn pencil.

I see you are also a connoisseur of best male

Halloween Game is probably Touhou, which isn't freeware at all. Just because it's super rare doesn't make it okay to redistribute and if someone is anal enough he might get fined, unless he burned trial versions that is.

>>>/ovens/
Degenerate

That's assuming it's an official Touhou product that OP for some fucking reason renamed to "Halloween Game" and not one of the thousands of free fan-made touhou games out there.

Please kill yourself

touhou fan games might not be necessarily freeware too due to how Japan copyrights work and how ZUN decided to handle the franchise. again you're making a huge assumption, just because you downloaded it on doujinstyle or something doesn't make it freeware.

you hate cause you ain't

Jump off a bridge, furfag filth.

I did not know this, what is it about Japanese Copyright law that makes it okay to distribute fan games digitally by not physically?

You are a disease, just like your fetish.

Until ripping isos becomes seamless and perfect I'll keep my disks. Plus I bet you don't even have original copies of 10-20 year old games you fag.

Why don't you like braixen? :(

I sincerely hope you kill yourself.

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Maybe your just literary inclined, perhaps a short story would help turn you to the light :)

"Heh. Don't like how that mat smells?" Braixen asked teasingly. "Well, how about you take a whiff from something even stinkier?!"

"Yah!" Libre let out a cry as she jumped at Braixen with another kick. Braixen swung her wand down, knocking Libre to the ground. She then took her wand and pointed it at Libre. A pink ribbon shot out, wrapping her up then pulling her off the ground. The ribbon wrapped around Libre and back around the wand, trapping her with her face and stomach digging into the wand. "Ngh! N-No, not this!" Braixen ignored her cry, pulling her face into her musky ass and rubbing her around between her cheeks, covering her in rancid, swampy musk. "MNNF!"

"Ooh, yeah… Best butt scratcher I ever had." Braixen moaned as her ribbon unravelled itself, letting Libre fall to the ground. She then picked up Libre with her sock-gloved hands, rubbing the stench into her body. She sat down, holding Libre's legs and keeping her upside down. Braixen bent her legs, pressing her grime coated feet against Libre's nose.

"Time to get gassy!" Libre cried as she charged at Braixen. At the last second, she jumped and turned, hitting Braixen butt-first with her spandex clad butt, taking her to the ground on her back. She shuddered as she felt Braixen's nose tuck itself into her buttcheeks.

"Alright… Hnngh!" She grunted, unleashing a thick wet fart that enshrouded Braixen's entire heat in a massive cloud of eggy stink, and Braixen began struggling and writhing. However, she soon stopped as the lack of oxygen brought her to unconsciousness.

Goddamn furry faggot pieces of trash worse than bronies shitting up threads that have nothing to do with them.

Please fuck off and die, leave her alone

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Round Two

Victoria confirmed as Braixen retrieved her socks, pulling them back over her arms and flashing a thumbs-up, turning to face th Libre yet again as a series of beeps signalled the next round starting. Libre started off with a backflip into a body slam, but Braixen stepped back to dodge. However, when she landed on her stomach, a massive wet fart blasted from her ass and into Braixen's face. Braixen's eyes watered, she started coughing and stumbling as s the putrid gas invaded her sinuses.

"Ack! Oh, you'll pay for that!" Braixen groaned angrily as she turned to face Libre… Or rather, Libre's ass. Libre had jumped butt first at her, and right as she made contact with Braixen's face, she let another fetid fart out, the force of it blasting Braixen away. "EWW! Your gas is awful!"

"That's what happens when you eat 5 burritos." Libre chuckled as she approached the downed Braixen. Braixen was more prepared this time however, and she swung her leg into Libre's gut, knocking her to the ground. She then kicked the floored Libre into the wall of the arena, and her back hit it with a grunt.

"You had a nice run, Pikachu! But I'm afraid you aren't tough enough to take my stinky torture, and your gas is only getting weaker with each blast." Braixen ranted as she picked up Libre, again sitting with her in her tight grasp, holding her upside down with her face sandwiched between her cheesy paws.

"Nmmph!" Libre squirmed and squeaked in Braixen's tight grasp, her mouth accidentally opening and giving Braixen a chance to stuff her gunk-filled toes into her mouth. Her toes wiggled around in Libre's maw, smearing toe jam over her tongue and cheeks. Libre sunk her teeth into Braixen's feet, causing her to scream and pull her toes out.

"Rrgh! I'm about ready to finish you, Pika-brat!" Braixen shouted angrily. Suddenly, Libre's stomach gave a massive, sudden lurch. Braixen gulped loudly, but suddenly had a brilliant idea. She grabbed the Libre's wrestling costume bottom and pulled then up, then took her fingers and jammed them into Libre's gas hole, eliciting a moan from her. Libre tried to force the fart out anyway, but with Braixen's fingers clogging her pipes, the gas didn't flow as Libre wanted. "What's wrong? Feeling a little plugged up? How about you let it out the other end?"

"H-huh?" Libre groaned as she suddenly felt her gas head northwards, and she let out a series of nasty belches, the stench sinking into Braixen's foot sweat, which ended up being smeared back against Libre's face. "Eww! P-please… Stop this…" Libre murmured as the stink finally overwhelmed her, and she passed out in Braixen's rancid embrace.

Oh and if you want anymore of this please come to >>>/kemono/ I'm one of the mods there and we always enjoy having new people who enjoy great art from Japan. :)

hue i'm a br and this amazing if only i knew from where it comes from

Does anyone have a fucking optical drive nowadays? Just give them unmarked USB sticks. Any kid stupid enough to put an unmarked USB in their computer deserves the torture of playing a weebshit game.

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What the fuck is an Applefag doing on Holla Forums?

fuck off corporate cuck

Why, user?

because the future where everyone grew on steven universe, big bazinga theory and fallout 4 looks grim

it will be horror either way

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If your kid suffers, you can get another free one in nine months; if your PC dies, shit's fucking expensive to replace. It's reasonable.

Kids don't even own computers with disc drives anymore, they own ipads, iphones, and at most a laptop tablet with word processing.

nope,>>11002580 is me

i don't think you understand, your fetish is the reason why people don't like you

Didn't you distribute Doom last year?

Already planned.
City's initiative. I won't complain.

It has 7/8 chances of being male. And denying it will make you worse than Goodrafag.

Let's face it, this generation is fucking retarded.

Whatever

Okay, but real talk, when are you going to lure a real life loli into your house user?

That's a pretty weird way to write lucky as fuck. I wish I had this shit when I was growing up.

I said optical drive, not USB, ethernet, and power sockets.

Fuck off Hansen.

Hey, I remember you.
Did kids like your games?

trash

Hand out space funeral copies.

smh tbh fam

This might not be a bad idea.

What would make a good RPGMaker Halloween megapack? Yume Nikki obviously, but possibly OFF as well? How could I both scar and enlighten young kids and jaded adults?

show me titties

Wish I had some blank CDs lying around so I could put my favorite weird furry porn and firearm construction tutorials on them.

Kids don't have any devices that take disks. Nobody does.

it is called the butt