So i just ahd a thought for once

so what you're saying is that you're a gay?

Apparently Naughty Dog wanted her to wear even less clothing, but Universal weren't happy, and had them change her to look like how she does in the final product. They didn't like having a sexy character in a family friendly game.
Sony Japan also didn't like how sexy she was, probably for the same reasons.
I have to admire what Naughty Dog did in some sense. They wanted Tawna to look the way they originally envisioned her, and since they couldn't have that they took her out after the first game.

And Activision is really close to the franchise, which does''t belong to ND anymore so if they do any modification there would be a clash I guess.

Why wouldn't you fuck animals? Like sea mammal vaginas are supposed to put women's to shame.

this guys pretty racist too.

probably should get rid of him as well

go on

There will be no clash between Naughty Dog and Activision. I assume that Activision own Crash entirely and can do whatever they want with him.
Even if Naughty Dog wanted some say in the remake, there is probably no legal clause that gives them license to. I highly doubt that Naughty Dog wants anything to do with Crash, and would guess that very few people who worked on Crash are still at Naughty Dog.

Jotaro go home he didn't even say dolphins.

It's OOBADAGA you fucking nigerian

BRUMIGA

Not just dophins like even Sea Cows apparently have really pleasurable vaginas which is why they used to be called mermaids by some people.

This will end up like Cuck Nukem: Millenial Snark Edition.

is the new neo meme is just to add neo geo words on top of it?

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I'm gonna make a verdict of her being acceptably furry.

OOBADAGA

coco is cute

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Crash 2 is one of the best platformers ever made and in fact one of the tighest, most wonderfully self contained little pieces of software ever made.
If NG doesn't fuck this up (they will) it will be a really good re-release.

Pick one.

And so it begins. I guess it is the only likely thing to happen considering that the industry just doesn't have anything going for it, and because of this almost all threads become porn dumps since there is nothing to talk about.

More like Cuck Pozem's Black Lives Matter(tm) World tour

its three sylables

Yes, and if you say Oobadaga very quickly like he does, it blends into 3 syllables.

I never played any of the crash games aside from Crash3, since I got PSX late. I really liked it but remember it being really fucking hard. Are Crash 1 and 2 better or lesser games?

Yeah she was cute but I got a thing for female mechanics.

1 is worse.
2 is the best game in the series.

Crash 1 is suppose to be the hardest
Crash 3 is when they were starting to run out of ideas.

I played Crash 1 a few nights ago. Got angry when I couldn't save it.

So is 1 like terrible or just the least good of 3 great games? Is Crash 3 actually good or was I just blown away because I was a dopey kid at the time?

Crash 1 is just rough around the edges, like most 1st games are.

Please no.

Well before Crash 1 wasn't Naughty Dog making crap like MK clones and stuff for the 3DO? If that was the case a rough first good game is expected. Especially on a new console since it was a launch game right?

Pretty much, AND it came out before Super Mario 64, the game that pretty much set the standard for 3d platforming, or so people say.

you better hope Naughty Dog isn't doing the development of the remakes. modern Naughty Dog aren't even the same people.

Imagine if they put here more moderately dressed, but the exact same proportions.

i prefer Coco, she's lolier and her cunny probably tastes like wumpa fruit

Old naughty dog can't even make a fucking SONIC game if boom is anything to go by.

HOOBODIGGA

Boom wasn't original Naughty Dog though it was Gen 2 naughty dog. It was pretty apparent that Sega did not give them enough time to make the game. Though even if it was finished it didn't look to be that good of a game.

Look, if you want to know more about the whole development process, what went into it and why Crash 1 was pretty damn rough, set aside some time and have a read:

all-things-andy-gavin.com/2011/02/02/making-crash-bandicoot-part-1/

Crash 1 is a fair bit unrefined, and rather hard if you're trying to go for 100% completion (stuff like limiting saves and checkpoint boxes not saving crate tallies). Crash 2 is extremely solid and showed that Naughty Dog learned a lot from the faults of the prior game and did their best to avoid doing the same again (only fault I really have with it is that using analog control to jump during the sidescrolling areas seems to usually angle Crash into pits; could just be my controller and using the d-pad for those segments works fine, but I never had that issue with Crash 3). Crash 3 is also pretty good, but had the same issue Spyro 3 would have later: In trying to add a lot of variety, the new stuff feels unrefined compared the straight up platforming levels.

They didn't give them enough time to make the Wii U port. This is a pretty important distinction, see, what probably happened is SEGA saw how lackluster the game was(it was almost completed before the switch), saw how poorly the wii u exclusivity deal was for them, and decided to cut their losses by making THAT the final wii u exclusive.

I don't get what you mean how is that different?

It's cool that he made his own compiler too. They gave that up with uncharted and just used c++.

They did more than just rerelease it.

This picture reminds me. Wasn't the plot of Crash basically that Cortex wanted a brainwashed army of anthropomorphic/cybernetic animals to use as super soldiers? And probably other things as well…

That sign makes no sense the plot of the game is that LITERAL ALIENS have stolen all of earth's women and now you have to kill all the aliens to get them back. To have a sign that is saying xenophobia is bad in that world seems to be making more fun of the progressives. Also in french "French Fries" are called "Pomme Frites" not "Francais Frites".

It was a picture I /r/ed a while back.

Yes it is based on the happy merchant

Why the fuck?

Sounds like Fried Frenchies (people)

No just supersoldiers. Except he was meant to be a moron/deranged and took N.Brio's experimental machine as his own, made a failed Bandicoot (Crash) that would've been the general of his army and somehow the already humanized Tawna was meant to be his replacement but it took him like the whole game to actually do anything about it, which is kind of weird.
IIRC his specialty is robotics and all his assistants are cyborgs.

There's evidence that sonic boom was in development for a whole lot longer than you think, yet the end result was still shit.

You know well enough by now that these people have no sense of self-awareness. It would take a lot more than one sign to convince me that they are actually master rusemen.

Oh I was never insinuating that they were just that they're that clueless.

If that's true then the Wii U port was still rushed and all the glitches in the game are pretty common in a rushed port. Unless the Wii U was the starting platform?

they had to modify the engine they were building game on to a massive extent because the cryengine had no support for the wii u.

What is going on with the names?

Can't say for certain, but from what i remember, they had the game running on PC at some point.

They are going to fuck it up royally.

That's too bad, because we're gonna discuss dolphins.

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But user focus groups have said every character should always talk people can't read it's too much trouble.

Good stuff

Nope, that doesn't exist. You either are a degenerate or a non-degenerate.

I already accepted i'm a degenerate so i'll masturbate to Tawna anyways. Accept it and you'll feel better too.

I like how they constantly bring up other games during the development. It shows that playing other video games gives you a lot of insight into what works, what didn't, and why.

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Acceptable furry is like monster girl bullshit. Fucking hipsters that pretend what that they belong here. You don't you're more transparent than people that say girls didn't play videogames before 2007 when the big bazanger theory came out.

If you're going to pick an acceptable furfag, at least pick the right one.

Zordo and Mario still do that, the problem is that nowadays even motherfucking Kirby games have a shitload of exposures and NPCs, because you can't tell that the businessman looking guy who's always angry is meant to be the bad guy, you gotta build it up for the whole game. Humor or not it's so bothersome games need that junk. At least Crash had no reaction other than confusion to whatever was going on in his games.

she was already toned down thanks to some crazy feminist at Naughty dog HQ. She was so toned down they didn't think she belonged to them anymore so she never appeared again.

I wish I had the screencap of the interview or post or whatever it was.

I JUST FLEW IN FROM THE NEW RUINS LEVEL

Someone was really upset when they drew that.

That explains why she's gone. Fucking bitch.

ah yes, just like this user said

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It just goes to show that the feminist cancer came into the industry really early. I am surprised it took so long to really feel it's effects

What saddens me the most is that if they are remaking it, it means that somewhere there is a target audience big enough for them to put cash into this project. It means people still like this kind of games. But at the same time they don't want to make a similar game on the current gen. Fuck them.

I came to this thread for porn.

You are all a fucking disappointment.

Good, muhdickfags need to leave

sheeeit time to sell my ps1 copy then

I prefer Coco.

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Sir, are you implying that furries know anything about how lighting works

We're blasting into yiff again. Honestly, Holla Forums and /furry/ should just get a room.

My hair is kind of reflective. But that's because I wash it with bar soap

Tell that to hair product marketers.
There should be some texture on there though.

I want all furries on the planet to be gassed to death.

I would totally a dolphin, though.

Just look at this shit.

why live?

Trips for dp

Nothing's acceptable about it, you utter failure.

Every time someone tries it, they never return with their findings.

This is because the well-known effects of the dolphin vagina's properties themselves are comparable to that of excessively powerful drugs, causing the mind to literally go crazy for pussy, with an immense sense of arousal overcoming the user, pushing them into seclusion with their "mate", who will simply oblige with such advances.

It's a really fascinating thing to witness. You'll really only believe it, once you try it for yourself.

Dolphin vaginas are real life sirens.

DID SOMEONE SAY DOLPHINS?

Dolphins are "Sirens". Their rumored promiscuity with humans made them sought after by most seamen, due to the loneliness brought on by naval careers, and since most seamen were selected to be untrained in swimming, so as to dedicate them to their crews, and ward off thoughts of abandonment, these relationships would not end well.

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Coco a cute.

A man can dream.

Years ago in a thread someone said they secrete a fluid that endues orgasms and their vagina muscles are so powerful they can lock you inside.

While you are right… I think that looks good.

And let's be honest, the less fur it looks, the better for us so we don't feel like furries

Yes, yes, yes. They can even "fellate" you with their inner walls by fluctuating the muscles of the vulva by sheer will. It all seems very fantastical, until witnessed for one's self.

How do you know that ?

because you sure as hell didn't

If you don't know the ins and outs of dolphin sex, you've not been on imageboards very long.

Pretty common knowledge dude.

They're too lazy to edit the game in any way, shape or form

They'll make it HD and that's it.

How do you think I know?

Like I said, it all seems very fantastical, at first. Simply see it for yourself, if you are so doubtful.

I don't think you realize just how many people 'accidentally' and 'jokingly' downloaded the entire Holla Forums dolphin porn pack.

I don't believe any of that. If it were true there would definitely at least be videos of it out there. Entire species have been eaten out of existence by humans just for tasting too good.

I can only try and show you the light. I cannot make you see it.

You must do that by yourself.

Or you could upload the 1.73 GB of videogames mentioned.
>tfw you kept getting the actual games the torrents mentioned instead of dolphin porn

it's Patates frites you eurocuck

bump Tawna>Coco

No spoonfeeding. :)

Who is handling the remaster?

Because naughty dog is cucked as fuck

Crash didn't have a neck because the shitstation 1 couldn't render enough polygons

It actually only has one texture for the whole model, the rest is flat shaded polygons

Niggers please: https:[email protected]/* *//the-disaster-that-is-sonic-boom-ec263fc94d03

Cortex's plan involved two devices. The first was the Evolvo Ray, which was invented by N. Brio, but Cortex stole credit, leading to Brio becoming a good guy in Crash 2. After mutating animals with the Evolvo Ray, Cortex would then expose them to the Cortex Vortex, a brainwashing machine. The Cortex Vortex rejected Crash, who was meant to be the leader of the army, resulting in him being a retard, or at least not brainwashed and given human intelligence. Ripper Roo was also the first guinea pig they tested on IIRC, which is why he's crazy. Tawna was already mutated with the Evolvo Ray, but not brainwashed with the Cortex Vortex yet.

Crash 2's plot involves Brio becoming a good guy and fighting Cortex, but Cortex tricks Crash into working for him and helping him power a giant Cortex Vortex to brainwash the whole world, so Brio is still your antagonist (until the last Warp Room, when Cortex's plan falls apart). The game doesn't call attention to it, but this means all the enemies in the game, including the bosses, were made by Brio, explaining new creatures like the Komodo Bros and Tiny. The Komodo Bros are never given much of a personality, but Tiny is a notable retard, like Crash, which makes sense since N. Brio doesn't have access to the Cortex Vortex. Ripper Roo was affected by the Cortex Vortex, since he's from the first game, but turned against Cortex after going to university and becoming educated and smarter.

But the point is, Cortex didn't have the capacity to make mutated animals on his own. And he doesn't in Crash 2. When you start actually fighting him in the last warp room, you stop fighting animals like Penta Penguin, and begin fighting the Lab Assistants (which Crash 3 establishes to be robots). Tiny then works for Cortex in Crash 3, but that can easily be chalked up to him being a retard, the opposite of Ripper Roo.

Cortex does create Dingodile in Crash 3, but he's some sort of new technology, a mix of two different species. Perhaps not with the Evolvo Ray from Crash 1 and 2. Otherwise, Crash 3 is full of Lab Assistants and non-mutated animals, rather than the anthropomorphic animals seen in the first two games, since Brio plays no part in this plot.

Crash Bandicoot has deepest lore. And I didn't even mention Aku Aku, Uka Uka, Papu Papu, N. Gin, N. Tropy, or N. Oxide.

Oh yeah, except there is Coco. She really comes out of nowhere. Closest I can figure is that since she's smart she could defy the Cortex Vortex brainwashing, like Ripper Roo.

Crash 1 can be beaten 100% in a couple hours if you're really, really good at it. And the 100% ending isn't the canon one. You can get the regular ending pretty fast actually. Doing it in one sitting is doable, and if you do that, you don't have to worry about the difficulty of saving or getting gems.

Actually she worked at Universal Interactive Studios. Marketing Director, IIRC.

Shitty Dog is the PS3 era and forward. Crash will forever be four of the best games ever. Once those people left, Naughty Dog sucked. Hell, even the people who actually made Uncharted are gone by now. We're generations away from the original Naughty Dog.

And Naughty Dog has nothing to do with this anyway. They've had nothing to do with Crash since CTR in 1999.

Coco>Tawna. You're already a degenerate furry, so you might as well go loli too.

IIRC it's Vicarious Visions, who did things like the Game Boy Advance Crash games. Though of course anyone who worked on those probably isn't there anymore.

It could later, as we've seen in other games. But Crash 1 was a very early 3D game.

Two textures, one for spots and one for shoelaces. The rest isn't FLAT shaded either, the rest is one color per vertex with smooth blending in between. To quote Andy Gavin's blog:

>Miss out on a hot conversation why this little hussy shouldn't be in crash.
I swear I won't buy it if they don't turn around and put this bitch in it I need it I love it.

all-things-andy-gavin.com/2011/02/07/making-crash-bandicoot-part-6/

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fucking funnyjunk posters

This sort of relationship goes back to before the common existence of aquariums, you know.

The most commonly known method for copulating with such a creature is simply laying onto one's side, preferrebly the left, with the dolphin beside you in the shallows.

I just wanted to talk about Crash. How did this become about dolphin vaginas? This isn't even an Ecco thread.

Isn't bestiality illegal? Why would you tape it?

OP's mentioning of Tawna immediately lent itself to beastiality, then mentioned "sea mammal vaginas", and here we are.

Yeah but I mean you'd think it would at least be about bandicoot vaginas.

Furries fuck off

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Holla Forums

>>>/4chan/

I once knew an autist that got really upset every time I called crash bandicoot taz

that's why I drew that

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Your autism gives me the strength to go on, user
My only wish is that either Crash 1 or CTR's ending "where are they now" lines were referenced in a future game, I remember losing it at Brio wishing to go back to bartending

Which non-Naughty Dog Crash games have you played and enjoyed? The Tiny Adventure was max comfy except for the final boss.

Ripper Roo's Crash 1 ending is at least partially canon. He does become a doctor. By the same token, I just assume any endings that aren't later contradicted were canon. Which might be all of them except Cortex and Crash. I figure all the CTR endings are canon, because it's the last game.

I do think the GBA games are passable, and the Travelers' Tales games showed a lot of promise but were hampered by being rushed for release. Wrath of Cortex is fun even if not as good as the previous, it's a decent imitation. And Twinsanity is good, but the sheer amount of content that was only half cut out of the game really hampers it. I mean, I would much rather play as Coco than some new character like Nina Cortex, but they just happened to be further along in Nina's part of the game than Coco's when Universal or Vivendi or Activision or whoever owned it by this point forced them to release an unfinished product.

I also like that Twinsanity explicitly picks up directly where Wrath of Cortex leaves off. Because though I like the GBA games, they pale in comparison, and if I'm counting Twinsanity as canon, I'd rather just count the other one by the same devs, plus the Naughty Dog games.

If I were to continue it, I'd probably even ignore Wrath of Cortex and Twinsanity. Just count the first four games. Do a game in the style of Jak & Daxter, like Twinsanity was trying to do. Jak 1 is Crash 5 in all but name. While we're at it, do another CTR, but good. I guess I didn't appreciate how hard a good kart racer was until Tag Team Racing took the foundations of what was arguably the best kart racer out up to that point, and somehow ruined it. Meanwhile, Naughty Dog made Jak X and it was awesome. Too bad it was pretty much their last game. They don't even care enough to make UnKarted or The Fast of Us anymore.

Consider the fact that none of the gem endings are actually canon, considering the implications of each.

But muh Dr. Roo…

Oh user you really got me on those. Just picturing a racing game in either of those universes fills me with some sort of perverse joy.

You're forgetting that cortex's space station is still there in the fourth game, and he's not a baby anymore there either.

The space station is in CTR? Because we all know nothing past that is canon.

And obviously he just aged back up after Warped. Of course he wasn't a baby anymore. He was sent back to the prehistoric age as a baby.

Waaaaaaaaait a minute. Wasn't Uka Uka released by The Cortex Vortex Station falling to earth. Wouldn't the 100% ending for Crash 2 have to be canon?

Prime taste for Lammy.

Crash 1 isn't worse, it's just less casual. Yeah, I'm Dark Soulsing on this one.

The first game doesn't always have to be the best.

Having to not die makes getting Gems very tense and exciting. Definitely a good decision. Saves, maybe not, because it mostly just led to you farming lives if you needed them.

It doesn't in bullshit levels like Fumbling in the Dark, where you have to do that awkward platforming on those pillars behind the start of the level. And doing the task should be good enough, "Oh, and you can't die, even though you have checkpoints" feels self-imposed challenge-tier. It doesn't make it harder, it just makes it more time-consuming. I can beat this shit no problem, just not flawlessly on command.

Game 1 had the most memorable music for me.

Depends on the country. In the USA it varies by state. In some countries possession of the pornography is also occasionally not illegal despite the act itself being illegal (assuming it was made in another country).

I really think Twinsanity could've become a cult classic if they just gave it a few more months of development. Shame that in today's gaming world it's best to have shit games out there fast than good games that take time to make. The comedy was spot on for the most part.
My sides

Only his body and personality regressed to that of a baby, he still wants to rule the world with Aku Aku, plus he's trapped with the one guy who invented time travel.

OH MY GOD IT'S JOE MURRAY

Thanks to this thread I'm emulating Crash 1 right now.
I can tell it's going to get super fuckin' difficult but I like it so far. Thanks anons