How the fuck do 10 rebel soldiers miss so many shots and are only able to only kill 3 stormtroopers when the Empire’s...

How the fuck do 10 rebel soldiers miss so many shots and are only able to only kill 3 stormtroopers when the Empire’s method of breaching was through a small door in a tight narrow corridor?

300 hadn't happened yet so superior Spartan tactics were not available for use.

Leia ripped a huge fart and then cropdusted the entire hallway, which distracted everyone.

There's no point trying to logically analyze Star Wars. None of it makes any sense at all.

Why would you even fuck around with sending humans in to wipe a ship's crew out when you could just send a few armored robots in equipped with nerve gas or turn the local gravity in the hangar bay up to 50g for a couple of minutes? Why do none of the ships have any kind of automated defenses?
They have a whole pile of post-scarcity level technology at their disposal, yet they don't have the first idea how to use it effectively. The cinematography is great, but the writing can only have been done by a particularly downy 5 year old.

The best part is when the Empire scan the escape pod and decide to ignore it because "there's no life form aboard" when, you know, robots exist in that universe and maybe there were robots inside it.

Star Wars makes a whole lot more sense if you imagine it as multiple tribes of goatfuckers inheriting a hyperadvanced civilization from a race of people who all simultaneously stopped existing a mere decade or two before the movies started.

I think you answered your own question there user..

Go away Rian

Pretty fucking sad guy

Because you sent in clones and they took the ship with minimal issue. I suppose you could send in droidekas armed with merve gas, but then that’s less versatile than infantry troops that could do a wide variety of missions.

Presumably that would fuck up the ship and its inhabitants, which would make recovering the Princess and the plans difficult. By the way, they had no issue taking the ship.

Practicality? Ship to ship boarding actions are presumably pretty rare events. Modern navies don’t possess shit like anti-personnel turrets in corridors on aircraft carriers even though its possible, because it’s a tremendous waste of money. One guy with a pistol is way more useful. In most cases the Empire would just obliterate Rebel ships. The Trade Federation ship did possess automated cannons, I’ll note.

Or there are reasons why the shit you think of doesn’t really work. Ask your bosses to think up some new dumbass ‘plot’ holes.

They didn’t ignore it. They reported it to Vader when they said they couldn’t find the plans on the ship. If Vader had wanted to destroy the plans he would have blown up the blockade runner to start with. His goal was to recover the plans.

They should've followed the pod. How hard was to send a ship.

Oops, meant to:

You'd think they would keep backups or copies of something important like the plans of a spacestation with enough fire power to destroy an entire planet

They did. They were pretty much right behind the droids the entire way. If they hadn’t encountered a Jedi Knight and the Chosen One’s son they would have been captured.

They didn’t want it for their copy. Obviously they had their own plans since they built a second one. They wanted to make sure the rebel copy was recovered. Vader’s job was to track the plans down so they knew the rebels didn’t have them.

Stormtroopers aren't clones.

Blowing shit up also fuck up with the ship and its inhabitants.

Apple and oranges, you can't really compare with real world tech. People in the Star Wars universe have very advanced technology, building laser turrents would be as easy as making R2-D2.

You can apply the same logic to every movie, including Disney Wars.

I don't recall them sending a ship immediately after detecting the escape pod. I also find lazy that Leia gave the plans to slow robots. The rebels have big ships but no fast, flying robots.

Make me, stupid fanboy.

They are for all intents and purposes considered disposable

Which is why the plans were destroyed and Leia was killed. Oh wait, they detonated the doorway and then killed the military and stunned her.

You absolutely can, since it's the best match.

An astromech droid which is pretty rare. You're making unfounded assumptions.

Not really. Yidsney Wars (who pay you, btw) has logic problems which just completely don't make sense, like how Finn could observe the destruction of a planet light years away seconds after it happened in TFA, or why Leia launched slow-moving bomber craft against the Dreadnaught if the plan was to simply occupy them so the fleet could escape, or why she couldn't contact said bombers to recall them when Poe turned his radio off.

And why those bombers existed when the Rebellion had y-wings or b-wings which were much more maneuverable and had hefty payloads. Why would you even deploy those things in space? A fighter blew up one of them and it triggered the destruction of two additional ones in the explosion.

Originally the stormtroopers were supposed to come in with grappling hooks through the ceiling, but it wasn't in the budget or something

You misunderstand. I wasn't defending any of the films. Every single one, including the new ones, is fundamentally flawed from the very beginning. Many of the problems are common across all televised sci-fi, but Star Wars does a uniquely bad job of presenting a coherent, self-consistent universe.

But they wouldn't have plans if vader blew this shit up which brings us to:
THE ENTIRE STAR WARS STORY WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED IF THAT DEFECTIVE DROID DIDN'T BLOW A GASKET WHEN LUKE WAS BUYING DROIDS FROM THE JAWAS

So you’re just that faggot who hysterically screams reddit wars?

A hallway laser fight is a better way to introduce laser guns to an audience than grappling hooks.

A hard sci-fi war movie would be boring as shit, just some guys figuring out the math to fling an asteroid at a distant planet. You’d probably never even see what the aliens look like.

Wasn't it implied R2 fucked with it somehow?