The Last Jedi?

Now that the dust has actually settled we can agree it wasn't that bad right.

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I haven't seen it.

That entire sequence ends up being worthless because the characters are right back where they started from after it.

It's all a shitty fantasy for smelly, slightly overweight preteen girls now and white baizuo. Just like the rest of the Disney princess movies.

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No it was about as bad as it deserved. Even ignoring the entire rest of star wars it was a stupid sequel to TFA (Pretending lets say that TFA is the only movie I have seen).

Remember when RLM made fun of TPM by joking that it must have been made from a first draft?

TLJ was made from a first draft.

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Look at all these big babies!

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The only good Disney Wars so far, and probably will be the only one, especially now that Abrams is back on board.

This is an odd argument to make, but I guess a true raging homosexual can’t help what he feels.

Fuck you David Attenborough.

Why did Kylo randomly stab the ground?

I haven't watched and probably never will, but this shit looks like the matrix.

Can't say, didn't see and won't.

I heard you have to watch it 11 times before it gets good.

I haven't seen it. I just complain about it on the internet.

I let the cat out go away mouse.

You people are killing the world with your hate. You won't even be a footnote in history.

I noticed that too, and wondered the same

STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT. GOD!
ONLY WE CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS.

Zandris Hugal needs a proofread. Terrible writing.

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I agree, but for what purpose?

True sequelkino, it will be appreciated soon enough. The thala siren milking scene was on par with the prequels at their best. "See ya round kid." gave me goosebuds I haven't had since "I am the senate!"


Must be great being 16.

Nope, it sucks.

What a piece of shit

Really makes me think

It gets worse every time I think of it

Why did the guard then swoop down and swing at the light saber stuck in the ground and not at Kylo?

Why did that one guard holding the staff twirl off camera?

OH NO NO NO NO

I'm going to see it with my dad on saturday, and he's a huge star wars fan.

How do I break the news to him gently?

did he not watch the others? "episodes" 7 and 8?

idk

God i wish i could shitpost like this

It's an incredibly well made movie with an utterly awful script, shitty actors, a moronic plot, and nothing of value to show for the hundreds of millions invested into it.

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Damn

Karl Marx was an anti-Semite.

That's the whole movie, really. Every single story line is a pointless loop that results in nothing.
The bombing run? Pointless.
The casino planet? Pointless.
The code master? Pointless.
Phasma? Pointless.
Snoke? Pointless.
Rey and Kylo? Pointless.
Luke? Pointless.
OT? Pointless.
Prequels? Pointless.
Rebellion? Pointless.

They managed to completely and utterly dismantle their own billion dollar franchise.

I thoroughly enjoyed it as a glimpse into a universe where star wars is now being created by people who hate star wars, don't know how to tell good stories, insist on promoting communist propaganda, and subvert series in the second movie of the third arc.

I thought it was hysterical tbh, loved Luke chucking the lightsaber, Yoda setting the library on fire, and Del Toro drunkenly stumbling his way through the movie.

Merchandise though so (((they))) are very happy regardless.

What merchandise? You mean all the shit rotting in the shelves? That's not money.

Oh. Are the sales going down the shitter? Personally I'm too old for that shit to care about it so I just assumed children were getting their first boners over Rey's toy figurine.

XDDDDDDD

What year do you think we're in?

The current one?

And you still think it's uncharacteristic for male children to buy a Rey action figure?

Sort of?

with all the trans, gay and gender fluid shit going on? I think it's very characteristic of them to want to buy a Rey action figure.

Can't be a footnote on something that's already dead like this dumbass planet, faggot.

P.S., This film isn't even worth streaming or pirating. Don't fucking bother, you dumb niggers.

Kylo burned Atium and knew the guard was going for his legs.

He is the flamboyant guard. Don't judge his lifestyle.

Its over

Now that the dust has settled the turd is now a dusty turd. It sucks and never will be good.

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Where the hell is E;r’s video on this? He said he made it then went back to get better clips for the video, but damn dude, you’re taking a while, to the point that it’s just going to be beating a dead horse (except with more Jewish jokes)

I don't want to give the jews any ideas but I was thinking today that they should really to a hand to hand combat scene in Star Wars. Something where they are being held in place off the ground with one hand and the other hand dropping haymakers on the opponent. You could make it so that the lightsabers are destroyed through lolplot just so you get a gritty, brutal fight to the death where you just hear a bunch of deep thuds of flesh pounding on flesh.

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To be honest, I was mildly interested because of luke, but the passive aggressive shilling all over the internet really turn me off. I just have better things to do.

marysue doing hand to hand combat vs jewboy…..it will be more pathetic than the special Olympics.

kino desu