Being serious is for suckers

That would be terribly cute.

but I'd miss an opening

I don't really tan that well, if memory serves.

H-how do you miss with something like that!?

rip

Well I suppose you have another..

S-sorry for being serious :(

I'M SORRY I'M JUST STILL TRYING TO UNDERSTAND HOW YOU'D MISS.

You'd actually have to get tanning oil or sun block
if you just go outside your skin basically burns lol

Punishment time!

sooooooooooooooooooo
31 hours awake
and like 4 meals eaten
fuck
im going to bed everyoe goodnght

More mochi for me and you

What do you have in mind?

n i gg h t

I have feelings we're talking about different openings..

Good night

night, ban~

Those things belong, ehm...
at the back...
How do you miss that!?

Enjoy your sleep

Oh Grim you're so sweet to me

Going to spin a wheel for something serious, lewd, or silly

I-I'm confused

Rolled 10 (1d10)
1-3: Serious
4-6: Lewd
7-9: Silly
0: Re-roll

Night.

Mochi?

Ohhh wow

Rolled 7 (1d10)10*: reroll

lewd!

Silly. What do?

Now I am too.
Am I a pervert?

...

i wonder what mochi is like...

if you had a job you could go out and buy some to try lol

You never had mochi as dessert after sushi? :c

wat's mochi

fucked up

lag

If you're a perv I'm a deviant.

iunno what's preferable

Awww yaaa something silly
I wish thinking of something from Gaki no Tsukai
So spanking with a paddle dipped in paint
This will teach you to be not serious!

Is it a deal love? ♥
I'm going to find something for us to watch on date night. Probably something we can make fun of

LeBron blocked the living fucking shit out of Curry

This nigga

It's silky on the outside and ice creamy and chewy on the inside

Japanese dessert.
It's made of pounced rice and other flavors. It's amazing cold.

I-I'll be whatever you want...

Is Curry going to have another hissy fit?

That's probably more lewd than silly, and I don't know what show that is.

Guess you missed your chance :/

Hmm?

I've only ever had sushi once in my lifetime.
And it was last year.

Sounds pretty odd.

LEWD

How mochi is made

he did lol

It's oishii.

Will link video for you when I'm home.

-grabs-

You're my cute little princess

.///. D-daddy~

[is grabbed]

This spongey looking thing
youtube.com/watch?v=olTuSpJTL2g
Sometimes it's white or green or different colours
Red/pink for valentine's day ^^

brainfreeze ;;

-soto voice-
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo
-normal voice-
I really wanna have sushi with you now

It's a pretty decent Japanese comedy show where you get punished for laugh. It's normally being hit with sticks

Rip my chance it will be missed

Hahaha
I hope he doesn't get ejected again
I want Lebron to lose lol

man lebron's got like 30 pounds on the next biggest guy out there why the fuck he floppin around like a fish out of water

Y-you're making me blush...

I don't knooooow who I want to wiiiin

He needs to quit b-ball, get into football and be a tight end

Hallo welma

hihi

i want one!

i want the valentines day one ♥

Hmmmm it' still anyones game. CLE is shit on defense tho

nigga acts like he's dying when someone sneezes on him might as well go to soccer smh

I expected you to be posting caps of Felix already.

Alright, I'll see if I'll be awake then.
Considering I just woke up at 3 AM and am just waiting till I get a bit more sleepy.

I don't know why I laughed at that.
I just woke up and got this hellish craving for pizza.
Then I realized it was 3 AM and there's nothing open.

Hahaha wtf Curry
Guy runs into him and he gets called on

Felix Baumgartner?
Felix Zenger?
Who do you mean?

Then I realized
YOU WOKE UP AT 3AM?!

I want clev to have a championship but I don't want LeBron to win v.v

lmao

nini

my favourite past time!

It's 4 AM now.
I went to sleep at 12 PM.

Oh
New Re:Zero character?

Yeah if Lebron is ruining everything

Night Elma
Sweet dreams

golden state fans chanting we are cucks

Yeah.

I didn't watch it yet h-hontouni gomensasai Tsunchi-tan I failed you x_x

You'll know why when you see it.

Grim

meow

OMG fantastic

Fucking half time

I want the Browns to win a championship for Cleveland... not the Cavaliers

Wait really? omggg

nyahh! do you have cats?

:P
nah

...

Go watch it.

I was going to post another thing about shooting up a gay nightclub, but I thought the better of it.
Sorry I'm an asshole.

2 quarters left
Who do you think will win?

Never told me if you smoked irl or not

i don't do bad stuff

never in my whole life

not one drop of alcohol, not one puff of smoke, never a illegal drug of any kind.

You could do non-nicotine vaping so there is no bad stuff
I use to have peaches, redbull, and jolly ranchers. Was pretty tasty~

Okok I will, before this time tomorrow

Dead ass?

Golden shit, I don't even care about basketball, it's so fucking boring

Now.

I don't even have it torrented yet

Do you just root for all NY teams no matter what?
Friends are linking me to wrestling right now lol

THAT LITERALLY TAKES 90 SECONDS.

I only follow football :/

But I would like to see the Knicks win something

@SD

facebook.com/greatbigstory/videos/1558871751081919/

THATS NOT TSUCHI

ITS OUR FAVORITE MIDGET

Saying 10 minutes for me ;;

im torrenting that shit right now fam

Get a less shitty internet provider.

Bed time, I think.
Enjoy your night, threadlez

bai

He's in Vegas.

Aaaaaaa

Enjoy your dreams of fellating young boys, sicko.

Only 3 months away
Do you have any jerseys?

Night night NEET Rin
Sweet Touhou and Tokai dreams

Oh, I thought he was back by now

I didn't know you were into re:zero :3

Rackety ass connection.

we drank nao...

i love bullock episodes

ITS TIME

...

What?

Seems like some kung fu going on, although reminds me a bit of how they make noodles by hand just throwing it all around violently.

G'night.

I deadass thought that was a black guy holding a phone

I love you

Are you deadass?

a what?

THOSE FAT FUCKIN EYEBROWS REEEEEEEEEEE

It better be a legit one and not a knock off
Also is it signed? :3c

Clev is gonna win. They instantly caught back up

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggh

Keep watching.

I guess you aren't deadass

Ofc it's real! I wanted a Sanchez jersey because he's cute af...

And fuck basketball

Do you like anime girls with blue hair?

what the fuck is Emilia wearing?

Yes

i don't speak ghetto.
i don't understand the slang you are using.

Hmmmm interesting....
How do you feel about the Olympics?

Oh I see, I like girls with black hair cuz it makes them look evil. Why do you like girls with blue hair?

deadass = serious

I can't feel emotions!

boring!

What NFL players were you hanging out with????

Cat ear hoodie.
Shit don't make sense.

RIFK

How loyal they are

fan
fucking
service

oh.

Finally :)
you're speaking clear coherent english.

Yeah, I'm serious. i don't have cat's unfortunantely.

Hehe you like really submissive girls?

mah nigga buy a cat

I bet you don't even cheer for Russia to win all the medals
Kinda want to follow the cardinals, but everyone I know who likes them is mexican

A couple of guys on the Browns. Cool guys.

Night

Probably.

cyu bro

can't afford to care for one.

and plus i'm prolly still allergic to pets.

Don't worry Trump will throw them over the wall very soon. Most 49er fans are Mexican too

Did you see that faggot Haden?

now I know what color to dye my hair when I meet you

aww that sucks. what about a hamster?

Stop beating a dead horse

Lol nah. I was with two guys on their special teams unit

maybe one day ;~;

Still won't add me on skype
Kinda disappointed in you

That'd be awesome to see them all leave. Might go for the Vikings

i'm being serious

Omg I want to punch Haden so badly... Did you get any autographs?

No no buy a guinea pig, they're really cute and they sleep on your bed

I can't add youuuuu

And the team chooses you.. you just have to wait

i can't.

Yes you caaaan

Redhead so spicy tho

No, you're not.

...

No, I didn't want to be a faggot. I actually know these guys from back in college and they are kinda paying me back in a way since I helped them out so much back then. They did say they are going to and bring to a party where Robert is at though!

I'll have to wait and watch the draft then~

You can add me. You just have no faith in your bf to not get in trouble

Dangerously spicey

show it

Sama
pls
where is your hair

those eyes

Omg

OH SHITTTT

I am serious. I just don't trust you atm. I don't know if you're going to post my face on thread

Damn I would love to play for the Browns... I'm jealous...
Do you even enjoy parties?

As long as I live here I will never have a bf

ah shaved it... ALL OF IT

Right?
How is Re:Zero?

not good enough :(

AHAHAHAHAH

best anime of the season.

you will feel feelz

Too drained to continue

LOL

WHAT THE FUCK TSUCHI

THAT'S A HIM??????????!!?!?!?!?!?!

Don't start drawing swastikas on your forehead.

Clean shave is a good look for you man. Feels good during the summer too

Man I can't handle my feels being mess with
Kon got me to watch Death Paraded and that messed with my head for a bit

Going to bed?

...

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I hope this pomfy bitch dies

nigga

watch it
you'll fucking love it

Way to spoiler it, Luka.
No wonder everyone hates you.

RIP
it was a Trap all along.

rekt

Good morning.

No, but we really didn't party last night. We got dressed up, went to the city and got bottle service and drinks. I wish I could wear my suit more often.

Hmmm I'll think about it man
As long as it's good vibes and feels then probably

Morning Googles
How did you sleep?

...

Really though Luka thanks for spoiling it ;~;

Then what good are you?

Fucking Luka

that was a good cliffhanger at the end

nope

no problem.
Not like i was interested in some harem anime re zero anyways.

its hot man... hot as ballz

Really well but I really wanted to sleep for longer.

It's not about what you're interested in, that's not the point of spoiling it :c

Again. We've gone through this multiple times.
Fuck off.

God damn 8ch

Not even a little bit?

Yeah it hit 117 here today
Fuck the summer

Ahhh don't we all lol
Did you have any dreams?

oh well
you people post about it way too often anyway.
not like i can do anything about that.

nah... just the fashion.

Kinda wanna bully Bard while he is in a bad mood.

yea dude ive got like 20 million fans pointed at my ass...

You could've literally just not spoilered it.

Pls no bully Bard

I have some small industrial fan going
Still 82 in my room

meh.

I hope some homeless drug addict beats your face in at the soup kitchen.

...

Going to bed

Luka doesn't even fucking care about what any of you think. Nigga does whatever he wants.

theres a small ac unit behind me... that does exactly nothing

nini
Blood Chan !

start recording
then play this picosong.com/xwRA/

no playing before you start recording

You have so much potential to be more......
Night love

I did, I can't quite remember it really well but there was something about exploring my neighborhood at night and not feeling afraid of the dark.. which I actually totally am just a little bit.

...

my shitty mic didnt pick up the track... volume set too low

...

Nothing wrong with that~
Do you live in a really populated area?

its like you cant take off moar clothes... unless youre by yourself of course. then you start sticking to shit

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CAVS WOOOOOOOOON

Not a really dense area but suburb.

Too bored to sleep.

Not sure how that even works :/

lol that audio

THERE"S GOING TO BE A FUCKING RIOT TONIGHT

I SHOULD HAVE WENT TO CLEVELAND

I'm already down to boxers
All this skin is holding me back!
GET IT OFF OF ME

What about the dark gets to you?
Is it the unknown part of it or does it make you feel vulnerable?

Who is that cute guy?

r8 my night

2/10

Cheap pizza and cheaper beer
Don't worry everyone put pocket change on the table tho

You won that money in bets?

The first one mostly. Who knows what's in that little dark spot... it might be a homeless crazy guy ready to kill me.

...

I want to have his babies

Go to sleep bitch

*hugs* I'm only really afraid down drowning. Like at bottom of the ocean.
I use to be afraid of the dark when I was younger, but when I got older, bigger, and stronger I decided that if anything was going to attack me in the dark I'd fight back no matter what it was. Kinda ruined scary video games and movies for me

Put the beer in the fridge and drink the laundry detergent !

...

I learned to swim so I'm not that scared of drowning.

I gotta look cool for /sp/

Nah, I lost 50$ on this but w/e

drink my dick ?

Going to beat you up if you don't
Don't worry I'll come spoon with you in a few minutes

There is only one way to learn and thats by doing it ^^

Word
Please don't tell me you drink that beer tho

Wow $50 you could have bought me a game on Steam

>_

...

Can I just not say anything then ?

I dont have you on steam

You could also be programmed to.

hello there cuties

Sup

fuck off nezi

hai nezzy

1 hand typing
Can you help?

Well whats your favorite drink?

Only 1 way to find out lol

gah.... those eyes... goodnight qt...

v.v
goodnight Lewdcake

You could be programmed to program.

My favorite and most drank is a different answer but I like budweiser idk im simple

I am in love with you

k bai

holy shit it sounds like satan through your mic

Awww you don't want to see me make ropes for you?
*kissu* night love sweet dreams
I'll join you in a bit~

I programmed the programmer to program you
Now swim!

Did you just start off drinking?

Yes

user sama already kinda seems/looks like the antichrist

it was feeding back lol...

Ah that makes perfect sense then
Everyone starts off with basic stuff
I did corona and heineken. Moved on from there after a bit tho
How do you like being drunk?

AnonSama is a JEW

Erio

...

...

I think I broke Goggles.....
Can I add you on steam?

...

I'm glad I lost the old version of that file. I think the new turned out way better.

If you want, yeah.

how are you?

how about you come up with something original you worthless trash

hey user-sama, how's your day been?

nini

How's it going?

Wicked bored and trying to figure out what I'm gonna do tomorrow.

What's up witchu?

decent... did a family thing here. watched zootopia with them. hbu

Sent~

There's sweat dripping off the sweat on my balls.

Sure would be nice to be at the beach.

You poor thing.

...much ado about nothing

why call me worthless trash when you work dead end shifts kissing the boots of rich people

then come home to whine about how lonely you are

Accepted.

did it have lots of hidden furry stuff or just normal kids movie

Because at least I treat people nice, leave me alone please

normal kids movie.. all heartwarming with talking animals and shit

filter me gay wigger

I made a thing.

btw who wants to play Dead By Daylight with me, Chii, and Nin?

That is absolutely disgusting.

Happy father's day Sama

Spend some time with the spawn?

Now you know how everyone feels about you :3

lol

si... on skype

kbak

Aw, you're my favorite curry Grim.

Goddamn kike.

Well that's nice, they got to see you and shit

My stepdad's always saying one day one of his kids will buy him dinner so I bought him dinner at his favorite place tonight

welcome home

lol im not even jewish tho

hey thats cool. whered ya go?

Now if only you could also end my internet suffering.

That's...soul crushing levels of depressing.

Earlier in the thread Shiro was talking about Steph Curry and I thought he was talking about Grim at first, is that bad?

Happy Father's Day everyone.
I hope you all had a lovely day, and that whatever plans you had went swimmingly.

Sizzler lol

He doesn't have expensive tastes

Not in practice, my siblings just all either moved away early or are cheap as fuck

Good to be back. I missed my dog and my bed.

I guess in the back of my head I missed you guys, but mostly my dog and my bed.

Yes, you are a bad person and I'm not sure if we can continue to associate.

Go eat your prunes and go to bed.

It sounds like those geezers in a nursing home where they say they're kids will come visit any day now.

its funny because he's indian and not the balalalala kind, no. the red dot on forehead kind and they like curry... like alot

its nice you took him there tho

my turkey nuggets undercooked ;~;

woof woof
:)

thread life is comfy

Wake up and watch youtube videos? check.

Oh I get it now.

Holding back tears while I work on things for tomorrow.
Can't.

Throw them back in the microwave.

Did you call him at least?

:(

It's really not depressing, it's just a joke because they always pay the bill when the kids visit

I'm surprised my mom went along with it, she HATES that place

well its fathers day so he should get to pick the place

i had them in the oven for 15 minutes on 400
just like the bag said...

but when i took them out for 5 minutes to cool
they didn't feel right.

i just threw them in for 3 minutes while typing this... ;~;

I would if I cared about him

I'm sober now, in stark opposite to the past week, so I'd say my plans are crumbling.

Don't make me beat your lily white ass to get you back in the nursing home.

Where did Test go? ;~;

Yeah, she bit the bullet on that one. Apparently she enjoyed what she got so hopefully that wasnt just being nice

I saw no more reason to respond.

That's easy.
Just block/delete Bloodchan.

if itd went south she couldve just gotten a taco or something on the way back... cant really lose

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Well the bag isn't always right.
You always have to inspect the food thoroughly, love.

Lovely.
Well how are you otherwise?

Were you planning on being drunk for weeks on end?

I'm too young for a nursing home!

No i literally meant Where did you go?

How was Vegas?

My god that episode of GoT was so fucking brutal.