This thread is dedicated to everyone's favorite shooter, drama whore, and worst friend: Grim 'ARs for gay bars' echoes

this thread is dedicated to everyone's favorite shooter, drama whore, and worst friend: Grim 'ARs for gay bars' echoes

please take a moment to listen to his countrys national anthem

youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

Other urls found in this thread:

washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/07/07/minn-cop-fatally-shoots-man-during-traffic-stop-aftermath-broadcast-on-facebook/
almasdarnews.com/article/seif-al-islam-gaddafi-released-prison-4-years/
youtu.be/3YhUv4cBoiA?t=14m6s
vocaroo.com/i/s0mXFHvdeEXe
youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw
youtube.com/watch?v=UXcl1gNodtU
lmgtfy.com/?q=do a barrel roll
youtube.com/watch?v=OuEN5TjYRCE
youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano
vocaroo.com/i/s1aC2BmKr0tR
i.imgur.com/2KmNn5n.png
youtube.com/watch?v=0DCXs6rlhQg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

australia no.1

no

LOL why did i not use this thread?

oh i made duplicates

thanks luka

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all righty then i'll go ahead

yehh cunt who no.1

I don't know, but apparently it slims down when it's ready for sex.


Sorry, Al, the computer don't lie.

what did he mean by this

Me atm

READ
IT
AND
WEEP
TEST

...bump

Well it's a good thing we'll never know IF IT WAS RIGHT

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I don't know man, looks like it could go either way.

What's everyones favourite nasheed?

it was's mushroom tip

This is not how the scrying is supposed to work.

It's the best we can do with the technology we have available to us.

By the way, Boo, you have one massively cavernous ass for a totally straight guy.

i will literally have nothing up my butt never in my life

boo came twice

i had a girl put her finger up tere once

lol, did you tell er to fuck off

To the surprise of nobody.


Not even the doctor's hand?


Also, yours turned out as I would have expected.

girls really like to do that for no reason
im just glad its never happened to me

it didnt last very long
pretty painful
idk how gay people can take fat dicks

READY
FOR
ECSTACY

Looks like it.

Why are you up so late kaybe?

couldn't sleep but i did win for the night
never cashing out

I took a really unsatisfying nap earlier in the day.

you nap often?
I did the same actually strange enough

At least your gambling is keeping you on the straight and narrow.


It's hard to stay awake when the sun is out and it's humid.

only when people reply..
i'll keep hitting it for as long as i have credit and then some.

you don't have very good windowblinds huh
that suckss

whats will all the furry shit

we;re being hostilly invaded by dogfuckers

don't they have horses to go suck off?

The windows in my room are tinted and not facing east or west, but my living room has big windows.


Against your will, for your pleasure. Like ribbed rape condoms.

do i sleep or vidya

but thats why i never shit dude, so i don't get raped.. especially by ribbed bro more friction = harder to rape you're a shit furry cunt

strange folks

That's pretty unfortunate, I keep the windows in my room covered with blankets
I get my natural light from being outside
I enjoy sleeping in the blackness

Download Eve so that you can never play it.


I feel you man, that's why I always wear my poop plug, gotta keep the devil out.


I enjoy sleeping in The Blackness too, but that's only because it's what I named my bedroom.

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fo sure

CRUISING

DOWN THA STREET

with aids

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go to bed

cant fucking sleep dude
not sure what game to play either

Stop projecting

sorry Boo he died like a faggot


Just woke up

in my 64

fap


cum


go to gym

kinda hot


suge knight and this thugs literally raped him
;_;

my dogs are in my room and id have to kick them out
theyre like dead asleep

i dont see the problem

Play Torchlight 2 you goober


barf


Wow Boo I didn't know you were a furry, this might come between our cordial acquaintanceship.

Soon
who are you?


Yeah Suge Knight is an asshole
I wonder how he is going to die

spooky night

I cry every time


on my dick when i poke your uvula


a concerned citizen

that's the problem dude
you heartless bastard


im not a furry
i just played CoC one too many times and can find slight attraction to some furry images

Jesus H. Christ, that scared the Hell out of me.

wish i could

Why do you have to wake them up though? If they're asleep then I don't see the problem. Is one sleeping with it's dick in your ass or something?


Why can't you? M-maybe I could help..

I'm not a girl, I don't have a uvula.


CoC is a gateway drug, soon you'll be mainlining cub scat.

BLEGH

yeah you got some drugs cute thing?

*meme voice* i'll be your drug tonight

Hot. I love it when they don't have a gag reflex and just take it.


What, do you feel their aura or something? I'm not sure how you are gonna let it bother you that much unless they smell or are just constantly making their presence known..


love is a d-drug..

He got shot like a year or 2 ago
Needs more bullets in him

How much love does it take to induce unconsciousness

They lick their butt holes when you're around, I don't see why you can't return the favor in kind.

you are socially inept to think this


YOU ARE SOCIALLY INEPT TO THINK THIS

I'd hope a whole nights worth.

Good. Someone should make him pay for what he had done to Tupac.


Your lover can usually help relieve you of all your pent up stress. Does that sound okay, onii-chan?

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Look, man, it's not like you're squirting peanut butter up your ass and having them rim it out of you, you're just wankin' while they nap. Nothing wrong with that.

Damn I gotta get me some of that


I want a BULLET in my SKULL

weed and archgoat~

:)

you like these vocals?
i suppose the lyrics okay but theyre not very melodic

I personally don't see a problem with it either. I linked you because I was gonna post that but this song is too good
If they weird you out that much you might as well put them outside because having them in your house is too much. I bet you think your parents don't know when you fap either.


ohi


I like both Kevin and Elena. I've played zombies with both before, they used to give me the dlc's for free

Tupac, Dre, Easy E, Snoop, and even Vanilla Ice

Nice

i do miss nimf

Oh they're also wonderful songs to play on the drums and make you feel really energized. I feel like I could run through a wall right now.


she really is cute af


I think we all do. Saw him online earlier too.

Maybe you should try running through a wall.

where?

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Best girl
I've wanted to try new avas, but people say she fits my personality too well

I want to see Erio and Shiro get into a fist fight to see who would win

Bait.

I've actually done it once but that was for a video/joke
never again


osu! but I think Steam too


cute


you should try it anyway. you can always go back to her whenever

go the fuck to SLEEP

When are you going to bed? I think I might play Civ V today.

winner gets to fight me

Maybe they'd both end up killing each other, then we would all be the winners.


It's a hard life that wall-runner-throughers live.

Gym time
bbl

aah, yeah, not the same tho

in an hour and twenty minutes

You play civ?
what civ do you play as

I want to fight you

I tried to after doing things for a while but it didn't work out well.
We should play together against AI or something. I've been playing it again recently.


I mean only if I know the place and know I won't actually fuck myself up.


I don't think he plans on coming here for at least a while.

*sniff*

I'm so proud

Your opinions are devoured in the everlasting fire of lawlessness.


I just got it recently; I said that cause I might need to ask Bebop for help, lol.

I really want to see it though


bye bye shi-chan!

thank christ my waifu erio is here at least

Maybe we can play soemtime

You will lose

it's not about winning or losing

that or stream it for me lol


Do you think you're tough enough to last?

Sure; just kind of need help with how to play. :3


Thank Antichrist for that.


Sure.

What is it about then?


Hey back up, Shiro is mine

I'm not going to bait or anything, but I can beat anyone in this community in a fist fight


I bought the Sigil.... i'm so happy

depends on the fight\
I rather enjoy fights for the knowledge they bring
I know no joy greater than being able to bring physical distress to you

A man can do nothing but compliment another mans gains.

In the end all you have is your gains, nothing else.

Congrats. Didn't your family give you trouble with buying things like that before?

I bet you'll like getting your head stomped into the dirt

we should skype when it happens, i'm mostly retarded through text with explaining thingsunless it's about csgo


We won't know until we go at it! Come over :3

what poor techninque

i know :/

That makes you a faggot


My brother really didn't want to buy it for a whole month but he finally cave in hehe

Subtle has very good taste in beatmaps
oh my god no wonder Desu is in love

No, fucking girly men makes me a faggot.

Nice try though.

You live too far... lets meet half way in Bard's house in Iowa


Or maybe you'll enjoy getting your teeth punched down your throat?

We can do that.


How did he end up caving in on that?

Who can say how it will play out
But you are somebody who I would love to see lose the ability to walk

I could fly to Michigan then drive through Canada


sweet

Fuck it, I can't hold on anymore...

been awake for 24hrs

My record is 37 and a half hours

Goodnight!!


Whoa lewd

I'm very annoying and I did a lot of his house chores lol
nini

I've been told my Tongue is quite sharp

auf weidersehen

When do you want to do it?


How embarrassing for his god. Night.

he's so lewd
worth it tho


;3 duh
no promises!


whenever you like. if not soon then i'll probably get some sleep though(~5hours at least)

I guess now is fine.

That game didn't seem to make any sense on multiple levels the first time I tried it. Why was I founding London in 4000BC? Why was Russia already in the Victorian era? So many questions.

:3

okay give me a moment to set up things then
You found the main place for each country at the start. lol
also the period you're in only matters for you, it doesnt dictate where others are.

you're already giving making me regret only buying a new 1tb hdd for my new computer..

So if I'm in 4000BC, my neighbor can be in 1700AD.

really makes u think

the game is kinda funny like that though
like you can have marines with m16s and pull up on somebody who still fights with spearman and archers

ya dun goofed fam
seriously, it barely makes any sense to dip below 2TB for new 3.5" drives at this point

oh that and you can literally lose 3 turns in if you get really shit luck from the RNG gods

the computer I'm on now is 2tb and I only have 7.69 gb left..
I have an external 2tb too though..
240gb ssd with new pc but..

Can't we just use the Steam call thing instead of Skype?

my voice might be extra fucked but sure
rip

i dont know these feels

THE STORM OF THE BLACK TRIANGLE CLOSING AND RISING
THE BEAST DWELLS IN THE EYE OF THE STORM OF DAMNATION
EVE OF DEAD SOULS, THE BLACK MOON REELS OVER THE HORIZON
BEHOLD THE ECLIPSE OF MANKIND, THE ETERNAL MIDNIGHT

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;_;
in about 4months I plan to get like 1tb ssd because fuck everything

dont
get a cheap 500GB micron SSD, because theyre great and cheap, then spend the rest of your money on new drives

you know, my uncle has worked for them for longer than i've been alive and always get a bunch of free shit from them
i should just hit him up and be like yo gimme some hdd/ssd's

micron SSDs are good stuff, dunno why more people dont buy them

tbh i hadn't heard of Micron until ~7years ago when I was told someone in the family worked for them
i never hear anything about them either

they mostly deal with OEMs and businesses i think, which is a crying shame, but it does keep them cheaper than the nonsense corsair SSDs and shit

Ayo ma

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sup grim

Fuck yeah leg day
What's up everyone

rip dead thread

Was on commute

Still recovering from post Ax sads

At work now

How about you guys

So Grim apparently I cucked Ghostie

I know all about it

You told me yesterday

some guy posted in the middle of the night with a timestamped picture of him holding a bunch of xanax

apparently he tried to overdose but it didnt work so he has no idea how to kill himself

shame he was an user

I hear you man
I got the LA blues
Miss that place bad
Also headed to work in a bit


Poor Ghostie
First Kuus crucifies him and then you cuck the kid

I didn't even mean to

Like, what are the chances? lmao

dont forget that the girl from bob's burgers also raped her

Apparently pretty good lol


Ghostie got raped too?
rip happiness

I'm out
Bye everyone

i hope all this leads to that bitch's suicide
oh night dude

holy shit grim you seen that facebook live feed of that one dude that got shot by a cop?

Shits fucking crazy

washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/07/07/minn-cop-fatally-shoots-man-during-traffic-stop-aftermath-broadcast-on-facebook/

Imagine seeing that live

So fucking intense

LMAO these apes keep fucking dying
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

almasdarnews.com/article/seif-al-islam-gaddafi-released-prison-4-years/

bliss

Yeah. It's fucked.

youtu.be/3YhUv4cBoiA?t=14m6s

Ikt change my alternator on my celica you Vietnamese spic

Didn't do nothing

how do u feel about this 1 subtle

Ideally he comes into power and bombs paris back to the stone age.
fucking frogs

About the black guy who died or?

Wanna cyber?

shit tier ideologies general?

*takes off pantsu*

#BlackLivesDon'tMatter

yeah
a white kid dies every week to cops but its never put on the news
but this is still pretty bad

starting to think cops are just pigs in general

I almost forgot how hot it is seeing someones eyes roll back

The US is such a big country and guns are widespread so it's bound to happen, I don't think your cops are any worse than any other country's cops
Actually compared to some corrupt place like Mexico or what not, I'd say your cops are pretty legit


That happened at AX? o.o

#LivesDon'tMatter
ftfy

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How's it goin', sugar?

Awful. Just terrible. It's going to be a gorgeous day and I'll be cooped up indoors. I may pay a drunk to pull the fire alarm at work.

Yam, how are you?

[HorribleSubs] Fate Kaleid Liner PRISMA ILLYA 3rei!! - 01 [720p].mkv better not make me cry.

I want to Just Like Make Game, but I'm too distracted. This is Hell.

Cancel your 8chin subscription and put on some chamber music for focus!

I only came here because I was sick of getting side-tracked... ;~;

Sleep is Death.

*sidetracks you with froggy dance moves*

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Sleep is delicious.


Cool speedsuit.


Keeps him lookin' sharp!

#ralfrogshavepolygons

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You get it.

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A new Pokemon, Salandit, is a poison fire typed Pokemon with the ability to poison any type.

vocaroo.com/i/s0mXFHvdeEXe

i've lost control of my life

What hath God wrought?

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Where the fuk

this one went under your radar.... sary

this makes me feel a little better

what?

see

sneak sneak sneakan...

This nig

GOD HATH WROUGHT SALANDIT
THE HARBINGER OF THE END OF ANTI-POISON TEAMS.


I said I'd get it for you before I went to sleep.

sama what are you doing here

and it was glorious!

still doesnt make any fucking sense dad

And that makes me feel a lot better.


I am become Salandit, poisoner of worlds.

i live here.... this is my home. what are you doing in my home?

I know for sure I flubbed a couple lines,
but I was singing that song for more than a couple hours and I just wanted to rest my voice.
Sorry, Papito. ;~;


Oh great Salandit!
Bestow upon me, your humble child, your mighty toxins!

this isnt your usual posting time. you arent scheduled til like 14 hours from now.

wow hey look, its Sabs... hey Sabs

its all good... and you know i love it when you call me big
pa
pa

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Sim sit Salandit!


'Sup, dude?!

yo dog... nm. morning cafe'
need jolted awake
supwitchu

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did you cover yoshime yesterday?

i liked that

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I might run one, though.
Because poisoning poison and steel types just sounds like all kinds of "please".

That was maybe 3-4 days ago sama

you're losing it

And thank you

I wish coffee didn't turn me into a spaced-out, shaky dweeb. I'm just killing time until 10am when I have to start doing actual work like a sucker.


Do it. Ruin all their days.

can u cover this for sama pls?
youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw


oh stahp O////O

lol busta... i have the day off.

AND THEN THEY CAN FEAR AND CRUMBLE BEFOR THE MIGHT OF MY MAWILE! MUAHAHAHA!

thats right mogwai... deal with it

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How's papa today?

It's always nice to see you, but don't waste your whole day off here.


Sooooo adorable.

i'll give it a go tomorrow for you user senpai

...one should never drink if unwilling to pay for it the next day.


yea yanno, im good... adapt and overcome


hows rinchan?


oh no... i got domestic things to do. its early yet

thank you based loco

*splurt*

*takes pics*

Mawile is bae.


Boorrreeed.
Drinking coffee and considering what to play.

aww yeah
man of the house

i hear overwatch is a thing...


padre de famiglia

I haven't Poké'd since Silver and Gold on GBC, so I'm way behind on these insanely adorable newcomers.

I don't have Overwatch, bakapapa.

Ay

youtube.com/watch?v=UXcl1gNodtU

Ay gaymow

well fuck there goes my bullshit idea...

alien.png

Best meme 2015

Oh snap.
I usually enjoy the games so I tend to try to keep up with them.

Mawile became (one of) my favourites in X and Y.


"Play Overwatch with Papi"?

lil mayo is my spirit animal

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Holy moly i wasn't prepared

lol civ5 with erio was kinda fun
im like half dead right now
bye

nah... i dont have it either lol
no vidyagaems wut do

I mean, last night, there was this one Canadian failtrap who was trying to get you to fill her boipussy with your cum.
You could go do that.

...im afraid i cant let you do that Dave

Do a barrel roll

Too late.

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lmgtfy.com/?q=do a barrel roll

Whattup homeslice

youtube.com/watch?v=OuEN5TjYRCE

I sometimes unplug my interwebs so I can play that jumping dinosaur game.


Trying to muster enough give-a-fuck to do my job today. You?

sometimes i do the same for zerowing

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Had a laid back team meeting. Home now. Time to get chill.
Slow day?
Work mates being butts?
It's Thursday, and tomorrow is friday, it's practically the weekend
Woo
Woo

Good morning, thread

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good morning spicy nipple chops... im making pancakes

Cool.

user-sama won't accept my advances. ;~;

fukken right cool... like little fonzies

That's probably a good thing.


Waffles are better.

shenanigans...

...i dont have a waffle iron

Waffles are pancakes with abs

Probably, lol.


I should watch that show to get more caps like that.

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Welp, see ya later

thom yorke is the best front man of all time... OF ALL TIME


biiig muscles haaaaard muscles stroooong muscles

Tom York is prick

do et


hello i must be going now, i cannot stay i just came to say i must be going...

See ya, Welmers.

so is dave matthews but... bitches love dave matthews

Lol bitched

john mayer is panty lube....

woah


Workmates are fine today. I got in a bit of a fight with mom and am a little moody about it. Got weekend plans?

all your gaem are belong to me

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...well memed my friend

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I may have that bookmarked.
I will neither confirm nor deny.

youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano

fucking sword and his cakebread
ive just had a sammich with basically half a loaf of bread for a breadcake

That sucks to hear, I hope it wasnt anything too serious.
If it was a blackie, you coulda shot em.
Work. As usual. No fun allowed here.
You?

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Yes, that's what I posted.

so nais we did it twice

send help

I'm going to go watch some animu.
See you faggots on the other side.


*so nais we did it twais

i stand corrected... bai rin

...man I just found that hard drive i thought i lost and was freaking out about behind some stuff in the closet.

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neet...

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turn 360 degrees and walk away

try to od

Put on medical gloves and dispose of those loose medications, adhering to pilicy and procedures.

policy*

pillicy was better

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When I watched True Detective I thought their portrayal of Louisiana was a bit exaggerated for effect, like how Fargo exaggerates the Midwest.

I was wrong..

Louisiana is a hell hole. It's Detroit: The State, Bayou Edition

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Hm. Just money stuff. We agreed to try to calmly discuss it later.

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do dodolodododolodo

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'murica

comment "american football smells" or several rugby players will pin you down and inspect your bum in public

while i'm in drop d for user sama

vocaroo.com/i/s1aC2BmKr0tR

blog

that doesnt sound like such a bad thing to me

The collar looks like cheese. Subtle. Very subtle.


More action than I've gotten since the breakup. Bring it on.

well that backfired

EHVY MEHUL
BACK WEN I WUZ IN SABBAF AI USED
2 BIT UH HEDS OFF LIVE CHICKUNS
EHVY MEHUL CHICKUNS

nice... saved

OYE GOT NUTS
STAINLESS STEEL MUHUL TESTICULS
EHVY MEHUL

lol

when mum goes 2 big

I'd drink too if my kid was that clingy. Go climb a tree or something!

you want pants like this... dont lie

lol...


its funny becuse it appears the child is also intoxicated

Money
urgh, hope you guys can have a good talk out about it
finance is so stressful

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I prefer American Football to Ruggers.

americans are better than british in general

lol

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Pretty much
I wanna emigrate

Y'all have sexier accents and better museums, though.


Things are going to be extremely stressful for the next few months. I'm going to do my very best to try to stay calm about it. Thanks for the support, Scooter. *hug*

Objectively true.

the true face of feminism

do vegans eat semen?

any strong european accent is gross. You need to put it through an actor before it sounds nice.

no one goes to museums.

That greentext made me laugh

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Remember where I am if you need to shoot some shit, for real ♥

ahsdagdhdfhjthngdhbfdjyhfdjn

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trump is the spiral king

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mah guns, mah freedum, mah ballz

literally wanna kill myself

...lol

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Check my second steam link.

Ban is from Texas.
Make him your qt.

...well

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gfhrddg

dfd

Not if it's been exposed to light. If it's directly pumped into the throat, it's all good.


Your accent is nice. Maybe you're just too used to it. Familiarity, blah blah, contempt. I hate when I think I'm speaking in "Texan" accent.


:­­^­­)


Fo' sho'! I may take a few days off next week and enjoy this nice weather. Maybe borrow a kayak and see what sort of trouble I can get into.

Just tell him to call you Cato and he'll be on that.

Portuguese is a nice language

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wow hey... thats good info

Girl weren't lookin' outfer her homegirl. smdh

these things happen when i find a long lost hard drive...


:/

my accent is awful. i sound like some twin peaks entity when i talk because of my tongue wanting to be phonetic like spanish and what little irish and english i have creeping in for weird intonations.

texan accents are nice. sort of like scottish accents in that you can make fun of them if you can't think of anything to say.

That sounds so awesome! You ought to do that, get all GoPro-esque and document it?
Is it getting to nice summer time?
You ought have some chill time.

i was being serious tsuchi
why does nobody ever take me seriously................

It's fine

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mislink


you shut your mouth

bring me solo and the wookie
dohohoho

there was a joke with one of my groups of friends about a dream one of them had
they had a dream that they were taking a shit and a magical troll he read about online would crawl up the sewer pipes and into his toilet and push his shit back in right before he finished
the troll said he'd always be waiting and then he woke up

sounds like what posting here feels like

all truth
your voice is really not cut out for music

I was being serious.
Just set the mood and swoop in with a "just call me Cato" and he'll be on your dick like white on rice.

i heard the same thing but it wasnt trolls it was "ladder snakes"

Don't stop!


I think that makes you more interesting, though. It means you've experiences a little bit of the world. It's charming.


I wish! I need one of those and an HD drone.
There's a pretty creek in my hometown that's great for kayaking and just watching the hustle and bustle. I think I'll drive up there and have a lazy float day. The weather's hot, but not oppressively so. And there's a bridge where you can get shade and watch ducks.


Animal.

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I do that "little kid mad scientist" thing of putting specific amounts of ketchup and mustard on the plate next to each other, just to mix them for the corndogs.

okay :)

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Girl in the middle is actually rockin' it real well!


Have you ever dipped one in honey? It's surprisingly great.

I get it.
Because she's black.

i don't like it but i appreciate the positivity.

Flash flooding claims another victim.

Lazy float day. Now. Do tell. WHAT is your perfect lazy float day?

lol... exactly

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There's a kind of all beef ones here that are specifically made with "honey batter" that is the only ones I get if I'm ever in the mood for slobbing out.
They're at Tom Thumb.

Dipping them in straight honey doesn't sound bad but just is having flashbacks to those godawful "pancake and sausage" corndogs.

Is that even considered "indecent" in the UK?
Pretty sure that counts the same as being nude in most places.

I assume the UK because "tram".

A couple of good friends and I in kayaks or on tubes...flowing down the creek...keeping beers cool in the water and pulling them up with a rope...

Maybe some herb.


♥


They served those at my high school. I got one once, bit in, and grease just oozed out. I couldn't.

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It really is.

That sounds like some good summer livin right there.
I'll take one of those please.
Coors Lite?

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The cafeteria at a hospital I was basically sleeping on the couch of for like two days while it was unsure if someone was going to be alright served them as literally the only fucking breakfast item. You know that type of pissed off eating where you just hate what you're eating and yourself because it's all there is but you're hungry?
Yeah, that's what I associate those with now.

HE DOES EXIST!

I'm glad her career crashed and burned.
Her voice was annoying.

That's kinda cool.


Blech! No thanks. Shiner or Blue Moon. :3


Every time I'm on the road and McDonald's is the only option.

Mmm, getting thirsty.

At least go with Whataburger.

and midway through the match Joel got carried away and we had to call it on account of wood

nice

I hoped that would annoy y'alls beer predjudice.
Budweiser then?

...

smiles irl?

see

Have you seen McDonald's attempt to woo Whatacustomers? "The Texas Stack"


Some day I'll be able to walk hard and proud.
Some day...

lol... hey fags i made you lunch


YOURE WELCOME

...

Google amused me for some reason.

But I found it. "Lone Star Stack". It's just a quarter pounder with bacon and barbecue sauce.
That sounds absolutely disgusting.

Hey, I can get blue moon here. But I stopped boozing. Whats up with that?

"Texas toast" isn't even a goddamn Texan thing.

....meanwhile in China

when you accidentally step on the last reese cup and you HAVE to get it ALL

looks a lot like my life

Full of underage Asian boys?

ole ole ole
oleeee

Where everyone goes 90 on Highway 6 to get out as quickly as possible.


I dunno, Skooz. Have you tried it? It's yummy. Here's a video of the creek I'm talking about. This isn't even the prettiest part. I'll see if I can find more. When I was kid, people yelled at us for swimming there. Now they've prettied it up to try to get tourists to come kayak there.

...checkin out that booty

ohgodogod

yes
thank god

...

A&M as a university and campus is nice.
Its student body and surrounding town? Not so much.

The cardigan 'round the neck adds that much-needed touch of class.

best cosplay...


but dont ask her how she got those scars

She doesn't even have a butt.

...

...meanwhle at samas house

"Dear Wife,


Im leaving you for a pair of dick boots.
You could never give it to me in the ass properly.
its time we see other dildos"

~husband

ffgfffgh

Maybe they didn't want some fine tiddies to ruin a manly area?
Who knows
But it looks lush as fuqq.
Maybe I should save my holidays and come drown there.

I think I went there for an UIL even once, but I can't remember.

...

...

i love these.

...

Spot on.

...

gonna have to rectify that

smoke weed errday

...

sometimes even "the shocker" needs a visual tool...

...

Is that the view from your mountain home's back deck?

urge to intrude on your solitude intensifies

ew

YOU ARE THIS GAY

...

yep

meanwhile... at the boston marathon

That's Sierra Nevada, about an hour away

this is closer to home but there was always a steady number of people hurting themselves so I'd be scared to do it here.

Sleep is death!

It's the middle of nowhere with not a goddamn thing to do.
So the same as most of Texas.

...

i feel like a wife in love with an abusive husband who secretly likes it when he hits her

Isn't that the Kings walkway/road or some BS.

That's my line!

Is there a specific name for the buildings carved into the rock face?
Kind of want to look at those.

the last time keanu was truly happy...

:|

I wanna NEO what love is....

how to do the trump in 4 easy steps...

smonk a lot of dank weed nug

Any cute traps here

There never have been, why would there be now?

...

;_;

i couldnt find my keanu image i wanted to post but i found this

do you remember who this (((girl))) is?
her name fucking skips me

...

the original designers at st mary's overlooked one important point...

me

youre cute

Harlequin you mean? I'm not sure I know his real name. I can check some old files quick.

i dont see any "girls"

no ur ugly


yeah but i can't do myself now can i

is that a poster? just harlequin
i have no memory of a harlequin
i dont even remember this skype

...

word around the office is im pretty adorbs

I am officially a night dweller now!

JC COCK

try harder

The only girl I see is Boo.
: ^ )

harly never posted here

It's a poster, yes. He would usually post edited smileys. He posted in gfur a while-ish back, maybe animus too but I was never in those threads.

But you're a failtrap4u


But lewd

Is that shit on his face?

embrace the lewd

it gets worse

tfw no qt trap gf

Don't do it, ikt.
Find you a nice chinky girl.

hey yea... i remember him

Being scared is the best part. :3
And god, that's fucking beautiful.

What the fuck?

id take a picture right now if i didnt look like someone who hasnt slept

No, it's a burn from a wire or soldering iron. Here's a nicer picture of him.


Was he in the animus threads? I don't even know where you're from really.

Please don't.

we used to go on field trips along that walkway. it's pretty scary when the water's going strong.

naw... Holla Forums poster

wait thats him?
doesnt even look like the same guy
god traps are weird

just fuck a qt boy instead

if i recall he cut his dick off and carved something from a videogame on his chest then got out of the hospital because he said it was a religious practice

naw man he never came here

bold career move, Ashley

Surgically, right

tfw no loli gf

meanwhile.... during a day at the beach with boo

home surgery

Looks like a gayer Christian Bale.


What the fuck is wrong with people?

ew

What's wrong with sleepy Boo?


I know it was Holla Forums, but there were animus threads on Holla Forums. That's where I know some of the people on here from originally.


Yeah, he's on hormones and stuff now I think.

inspired campaign platform...

no

NO

no.

An of legal age to consent chinky girl.

he's cray zee

...

I know that, I mean animus on Holla Forums.


Maybe a little?

I found the things he used to avatar with, by the way.

ew

...right. mightve been during one of my "breaks"

wtf dad


I WAS TIRED
I WAS SLEEEPIIIIINNNGGGGGG
do you have any more pics of me?
im a huge attentionwhore and love this shit

He should be permanently institutionalized.


Don't be a disgusting pedoshit.

lol

We visited a cave with a raging underwater river. Imagining rafting down it and getting lost in the dark was utterly terrifying, but also exhilarating. I'm not sure how to feel about that.

I guess the out-of-wedlock births would take up large swaths of time.


Yeah, I need to dig through my uncropped folder though, and take other people out of them.

meanwhile... at baka's house

tfw no qt azn gf

...

probably also no

tbh i dont think i ever saw him or her talk to people outside of memeing those pictures.

eh at least its self harm

well?


it did...

any1wannaplaysumgames

So. I am watching Lake Placcid vs Ana-fucking-conda.
Like, guys, legit question... What is the WORST movie you've watched and actually enjoyed... because of its shit value... I mean before this it was a toss up between Sharknado-series, Roboshark, titanic 2 and Citizen Kane.
What is yours?

...

at that moment she realized dad had overlooked a few things getting the yardsale ready...

Yeah, it's possible he was just in random threads and gfur. Those are the only places I ever saw him firsthand, anyway.


Yeah, some of my cousins did that whole thing I think. Not for me, I don't think.


These are not particularly flattering or diverse.

LMAO jesus christ
i was so fucking gone that night kaybe

jajajaja jokerfais

Boo's mouth agape at the sight of a black dingus.

...

Motherfucker.

The best worst movie I've ever seen is probably The Room. I even paid $12 to watch it on a legit movie screen once.

i was playing subnautica dude

I hate it. i hate the dark. and closed spaces. just the idea of getting lost there spooks me. egh.

that place is ten minutes up the road btw. could probably walk there. and there are little places like that everywhere. just to give you an idea.

#homesick


Halloween 2

The remake

meanwhile... in Japan

...

It's like you took part in The Broca Divide episode of SG-1.

Wanna fight me on that? And you paid... to see... the room... Sabrina, what the...


Remakes of horrors or rebbots are pretty dire. Kek. Didnt that one have JLee?

I'm homesick for your home.


I wanted to see that classy-as-fuck sex scene in glorious panorama!

Jamie lee curtis? no. it had rob zombie's wife in it.

...

i dont remember you being around when he was. maybe towards the tail end.

heh tail end

The Rock

I love it. It's terrible, but I can't NOT watch it.

he went to bosley

...

This jav was good

I don't know exactly when it was, but I was around about the same time as Monsterkitten.

Heh... tail end.

everything is so wet here sabs. and so many plants. and it's flat.

like I want my countryside like my women

busty and hard and commanding

save me from the mud and the weeds pls

really terrible thing to say about the savior of america tbqh

...

...

can you believe people find that attractive
id be so freaked out

Spoken like a true deviant and harlot.


Fucking horrendeous. Almost as terrible as that other movie remake reboot a tronic... Nightmare on elma street.

You knew at that moment exactly what the future held.

for when you cant decide between the italian shoes or a flipflop

You know we went to war in Iraq because of The Rock

true story.

yeah i often conflate you two

im a real sick comedian

yeh, id be ok with it...

also cocaine and "love dolls"

NOT PURE/10

brilliant campaign strategy is brilliant

I thought that was Sci

itd be a really good reaction image anyway
like my favorite gif

lol naw...

amy didn't make me watch that one

i think if she had i would have killed myself

Saddam questioned why the hot dog cart exploded for no reason. We couldn't let that secret get out.


Stop...making me...want to..hug you... >__

Those aren't really that bad looking.


You're not alone in that, oddly enough. I wouldn't think we'd come across as very similar, but evidently we do.

You should go volunteer at a hospital for the criminally insane. And by volunteer I mean admit yourself voluntarily before you hurt anybody else.


That is a pretty good gif.

...

...

oh well

Ahaha

when its election day and youre menstruating...

eh thought about it but decided against it. I'd rather not lose a month or two of my life.

keep posting gay furry porn

The problem is that I really wanna and I can't and it's makin' me chew out my own feathers.

Shame they didnt make you then.


Hah! Nah, some "spy intelligence" claimed that the Iraqis stored WMDs in spehere glass containers... LIKE IN THE FUCKING ROCK

...

Oh wow. I had no idea.
Damn you, Michael Bay!

MANstration is a thing.

...

it sure is dooots, it sure is

now you know what it's like when you make comments about belts and slapping me

the pain

OH I get it.
It's a bunch of hot air. LOL

Don't think of it as losing a month or two now, think of it as gaining years of your life down the line that you would have lost to mental illness. Also please stop hiding knives under my pillow.

I will, I'm honestly getting pretty sick of anime pictures at this point.

Oh now I get it.

Waiting for the delivery guy is true suffering.

slowpokesmack.jpeg

I was trying to make a joke up. But I couldn't really fix it in my head. So. Yep.

Why must we hurt each other so?


Ya got me. Hook line and sinkah.

Could it be time for LocoxSmiles 3 - Electronic Hillbilly Knee

...

How do I filter user_Sama

you need to have functioning eyes to do it

Nah smiles is right.

Suicide 2016.


it's the way of things.

I just got here though, you baka.


It's actually quite witty.

...

they need to be there in case the government comes to take me

youll convert them in no time

...

Go to the Apple Genius bar and ask them for help.

if it's not delivery, how does it get to the grocery store??????

*mic drop*

This is from our God~

i.imgur.com/2KmNn5n.png

lol

YOU ARE THIS GAY

Eh. It would have essentially consisted of the punchline - The michael bay of pigs.
But. I wasnt sure I could swing a vetenary scuba joint.
You win some.
You lose some.

I wish you would.

Loco is a decent person.
Id rather neither of us waste our time through bickering.

BULL
FUCKING
SHIT

...

better ingredients, better pizza


Hi smiles!


That is really gay.

magic.

he's fine when he's not being a huge bitch

Can you at least refrain from heating them up in the oven first? It's summer, man. I need to be able to flip to the cold side of the pillow.

Boo already admitted that he wants a big daddy bear to give it to him through a gloryhole, so it's definitely getting there.

but if i killed myself who would water my plants

...

i can take it.. in the hero Holla Forums needs, the hero Holla Forums deserves. the thermal hand

Hey boo I can be a big bear daddy for you

oh i just saw that

fuck you boo you're not getting this sausage

...

same same same

No one. They would join you in the realm of Osiris

average viability > aesthetics poster

It would be too hot for them there. i think i'll not kill myself just yet.

...

Hey Lenko, it's ya gurl, Smiles.
Whatcha up to?


Don't be rude, love.

bleh... finefine

literally called u fine though :///////

no you're not

If only. I'm waiting for the mail and just killing time, wbu?

Well this upsets me greatly.


I live the rude life.
Da rude life.
DARUDE

yeh... i know :/

Maybe he thought you meant you were giving him a fine. People aren't big fans of that usually.

*darude - sandstorm

-_-


No it's like being ninja-9gagged


ok

Should I just, like, commit seppuku now?

It's me!

the heat disrupts the government's brain scanners.

time and time again the loudest and most galling objectors fall into the furry lifestyle. heavy pettings and yiffings for him. god bless

thats not bullying, just bad taste

Yes.

I was up all night with Tsuchi. I couldn't wake up for work, and so my boss is super mad at me.
Went home early, and now just playing vidya until I go to church.


DA DA DA DA
*BASS DROP*


But one was actually witty.

wait... youre the thermal hand?

pfthahahaha

...

pls b nais anonkun

CHUUNI PLEASE
>>>/GO/

I would like to thank you all for making this meme reference possible. Mwah.

Ask for Randall, and don't leave until one of them just pretends to be named Randall to get you to go away.

Maybe that's why my mom always has that heating pad on her knee.

I can't wait until the day Bard gets railed in a hotel room at a furcon. Everyone will have seen it coming but him.

SUGGESTIVE. That's not good, what will you do if he punishes you?
?


No I'm the hero this place needs but doesn't deserve.

i am...
i said it's bad taste to want to filter you

Advertising other sites is frowned upon.

oh, well thats just fine then


glad youre enjoying things... we have entered the fun allowed zone

>>>/GO/ AND STAY >>>/GO/

How you, Scoots?

wouldve been an actually good post if you didnt put in the spoiler

Maybe you just think that because people are constantly frowning in your direction. I can understand how some confusion would arise.

...

i wonder what secrets she keeps

bard would be a lucky girl. ive always wanted to be coddled by someone in a fursuit. to feel that sweet soft fur while he enters me is a dream

i do enjoy a bit of powfoo

You, watch this. It's important

youtube.com/watch?v=0DCXs6rlhQg

me on the left

when the hulkamaniac drops the bass...

Says the no lifer.

Who doesn't love powfooo?
Shit's gay as fuck and furry as all hell but I'd still fap to it.

Btw, out of work, who fancies watching a drunk stream of 80 Days, with you choosing music for every city we get to?

Oh, and you get to choose which way I go.

Probably not any secret recipes, she isn't much of a cook.

I'm surprised you haven't made that happen after all these years. Seems like a pretty achievable goal, especially in your circles.


Kinda faggy dude


You're taking that hoagie like a champ.

Okay. You?

man... cant into the top tier

I've made that post without the spoiler enough.

Plz >>>/go/ and lurk more.


Um. Okay.

yeah

...

smoke kids!

kid dicks B-)

Can someone tell Baka that he's an idiot.

no

despite meeting quite a few Holla Forums furries i have yet to meet a fursuiter.

maybe i will go to a convention someday and snort coke off a wolf's boner

age restriction on smoking is really gay


ur one passive-aggressive bitch, boy

Baka Clockwork wants to be friends again.

I'm doing alright.
Just trying to work through a bit of my backlog of weeab stuff.

could you unfilter cuckwork
he wont stop bitching about he wants to apologize and try being nice to you

no u
YOURE AN IDIOT

...

I GOTTA BE THE VERY BEST!

my memes are literally too good for anyone else to get first

AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

The struggle

Did you watch it? Hurry up

we already were friends!


i don't have him filtered...


allahu ackbar

I'd rather have no life than whatever you've got. What a nightmare.


I can, thank you for asking.


How can you stand being around all those plebs who aren't on the list?


Candy cigs are such a good candy dude


You'd better get on it man, who knows when this whole furry thing will dry up. Snort off the boner while the boner is hard. Make hay while the sun shines.

GET OFFA MY FROG AND TOAD

...

GG 2Ez

What's in it for me?

no im the dumbest poster my name is literally baka

All the happy plebs.


Nothing suggestive about it.
I go to church 5-6 days a week.


Top Kek

You're an idiot.

did you see heat?
i just watched it a month ago
was really good


why do you think i always get gradually more angry the longer i post
i really try to be calm but damn

I am surprised no one has lost their mind over your furry stuff in here.

how do i do red textu again

you bet i did lol

ALL YESTERDAY AND LAST NIGHT I WAS THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS.
TOPPING THEM WAS A TEST, BUT SHITPOSTING WAS MY CAUSE


Indeed.
I might have stuff to do today, I have to make a call to be sure, though.


I did.


JUST GET REALLY FUCKING MAD AT LIFE

NO, I'M NOT AN ACTUAL SCANNER!
EAT MY SPAFF, DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE

What are good airing anime

TESTU

...

great

This is half mad
This is full mad

...

im giviner a good run tho...

Maybe you would like.. New Game

have you been banged in a fursuit yet

lol... idiot

Maybe you need to print out a dart board with all of the fail traps on the board.


Yeah, I thought I'd get a few complaints at least. I'll take the complicit approval, though.

new big thread for big guys

baka/bloodchan stay ehre pls

implicit


kill me

1 sentence synopsis

To you maybe, also damn. That's pretty often. how often do you confess your sins

Am I alone here Blue?

Eva sent that to yew~

v New v

^ New ^