Am I too good for this board?

Am I too good for this board?

Well maybe if you moved out of your parents house you could pick up a girl from a bar or club.

looks like you had a life and then discovered imageboards which crashed that shit without any survivors

I've never desired to pick up a girl that way.

I can check off 16 of those and I'm here.
Then again, dogshit is too good for this board.

Wait what? You did not lose your virginity but you had sex in a public place and you had 5+ sexual partners? How does that work?

The X'd out ones are the ones he has done.

>Have had sex in a public place

More like "Fucking Degenerate Bingo."

?leftypol/ thinks you're a virgin

...

Having been to a typical "college house party," I can state with confidence that they are, in fact, pretty fucking degenerate.

I know, people were probably dancing and drinking and all sorts of horrible, nasty shit.

kill yourself degenerate

ah, so OP is so retarded that he uses red Xs to highlight stuff he HAS done, rather than cross out stuff he has not done


retard

More like. Is this board too good for this world?

how did I do?

Pathetic

This is what normalfags looks like

all me

templit pls

What did he mean by this?

Actually it's what wizards look like. Soyboys aren't normal.

You should be murdered.

You know what I meant, stop pretending you aren't me.

t. soyboy

r8 my faggotry

We use it as an insult you know

you need to get bingo

I declare myself the winner.

Personally I think only one of these should count as a consciously-made choice on my part. Everyone is forced to go through the modern Frankfurtaic educational system and being a fat cunt is becoming more and more normal thanks to the advent of the dad bod and personalities like Boogie or my fatfu ;_; Rebel Wilson.