Late night laundry edition

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:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

whoa
you've got a harem?

Ah.

Oh, I just do that anyway because I'm a fucking child that doesn't enjoy the taste of salad or anything that hasn't been processed a millino times over.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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Well, I mean I get paid way more than I should for what I do and the whole dysfunctional family of weirdos atmosphere there is 10/10, so it's not all that bad. On the other hand I shouldn't have to defend my job to a group that the majority of which don't have one. /rant

You should try some real people food at some point lol

Life goals, holy shit.

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Kinda but its smol

I like one of them more than the rest so he gets all of my attention.

I want this so bad at a job, it's the #1 reason I would even get one. Y'know, other than the money.

Yeah, I definitely should. Tried a mango tonight, was okay. I'd eat it again.

The hardest part about having these tongue piercings is the lost ability to get the food particles that get stuck up like between the outside of your molars and the inside of your cheek whilst chewing.

X_X #Elma problems

Mangos are good, albeit slimy sometimes ;3

It's pretty cool though other than the constant gossip and drama. (It's also family owned franchise, so there's all that bs)

Oh, I thought you were talking about

I was.

No problem with that, I love slimy things!

Eh? There's stuff that comes along with a family owned franchise? Like what?

HOW IS THAT A LIFEGOAL?

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There's the owner, then all his kids are stuck up rich bastards that are managers and think they literally own the place when they officially don't yet.

As a rule you're typically not supposed to like work with family because family and dollars don't mix well.

You have much to learn, young padowan.

To be a sexy dickgirl?

vaginagirls > dickgirls

k

LEL

he goes right back down

aw fuck yeah i do
teach me onii-chan!

yeah, he's an obedience bitch.

Leave uncharted alone!

...

ass pirates
B-)

poor taste

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whotv.com/2016/06/14/iowa-is-49th-worst-state-in-recent-mental-health-report/

You're a fat dude in drag.

im here, ladies please contain your orgasms

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You remember that thing people used to say about the threads and the
rule of 2s

you mean about having more than one at once?

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what was that now?
im a little tired please elaborate

showme

wait so i got a perfectly good ui face all covered up with cock and im suppose to cum there?

this is bullshit

didnt we get enough of me last night?

no

HAI GRIM~

you really have an insatiable desire to see my junk dontcha

THERE'S NO MORE RICK AND MORTY FOR ME TO WATCH

I NEED MORE

MOOOOOOOOOOORE

chen

fuck

hnnnnnnnnnng

they say that posters come to thread s2 at a time :3

contain it!

contain what

who was the other arrival?

your orgasm bakayaro...

how can i contain this

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"come and get a piece of me"
NO

That was really well made though, didn't watch past 2mins cuz too gay

BEEP BEEP JIMMY

hallo

thats great... do you wanna take the rest of my shifts so i can slack this weekend?

grim where's my fucking money

oh, like i said
a little tired

good job

scuse me

AYAYAYAYA

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i need money to buy more of these shirts
you have money
so why isn't it in my hand

Gay? Have you seen my Vegeta folder? Have you been eating your veggies?

ZA WARUDO

TOKI YO TOMAREE

youtube.com/watch?v=Yng0n_-_UV0

finally

hi there

This guy reminds me of you

feels gud to be special

ayylmao

whats your favorite movie, grim?(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

hello again

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I wanna be a special snowflake~

good evening thread

1

boo...

I feel autistic

hey dad

I'm not sure, but I REALLY enjoyed Alien, Independence Day, and Terminator 2.

do not

you are

why
just like, physically or what?

how do i contain this erection

I AM autistic.

call me papito... or bruce

every way except financial
because you're a broke ass kid

duct tape and a leg splint...

It is going to be 120F here this weekend

ONE

HUNDRED

AND

TWENTY

DEGREES

FARENHEIT

THAT'S 49C FOR YOU NON-AMERICLAPS

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

no
i call you dad

fuck off

oh hey ban will you play overwarch wit me sometime even though i suck at games?

greetings sama
pls see above

these picks are so you that i almost dont believe them

get a hair cut hippie!(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

you chose to live in the damn desert... every year it gets hot... its summer

its goddam june... plan for it!

whoa
i don't know how he acts though so you're going to have to be more specific

user what would you do if i just beat the shit out of you for no reason?

go swimming, when you get out the air will feel like the water you were in and it won't be uncomfortable

Stop fucking blogging already.

I dunno...

really?
how so c:
I find it intriguing how people view my interests

filters exist

like an insane faggot

fine... rob me of this simple pleasure.

...son

What would you like to talk about, tsutsu?

I really liked Predator, too

good luck finding me im behind like 7 proxies lol...beside I think i could take you. youre too light in the loafers so to speak

Predator>>>

inc bebop purge

get hype

so what you want to play vidya gaem

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probably your butt

I'm perfectly healthy mentally.
Grim, if you EVER say that word string to me again, I will annihilate you.
Also what kinda games do you play.

I like predators too.

lol try 8 B-)
no ur light as shit little boy

He's only half gay though, unlike you.

I'm not gay.

I know shitposting is fun but you do it way too much
so it impairs my judgement of the real you

I like League and Monster Hunter
casual pokemans, Metroid(when it comes back)
used to play cod but grew out of it

yes

who thinks they would win a fight me or baka?

size has little to do with it... im lean

you obv

i dont even have a console anymoar lol

Unban Sci.

me

I'd win.

bruce, please

ban sci for eternity

ok, lets do this.. but first rule is you cant talk about it

i would have to reinstall steam and everything... its not happening

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce

Manaka

control your fucking dick

yes?

i'm completely and utterly boring, with no life experience and no hobbies, I have nothing to offer in a conversation other than banal shitposting and mediocre opinions that I can't even back up.
So I make due with this shit, and I have fun with it, otherwise I'd probably be depressed if I thought about it for any meaningful length of time.

dont make me add tilde at the end of it, bruce

the tilde always gets me... still no

Go outside lil nigga.
Make some memories.

fine,
farewell

come back here...

I WILL PUT YOU OVER MY KNEE

It's dark out.

why would anyone want to unban a pedo?

on that note boo and desu should be perma'd as well

And I demand a trial for Scoot's ban.

He was spamming the shit out of thread the other day.

Spam is bad and against our LAWS.

THE TIME IS NOW.

what, are you going to spank me?

last time someone did that, i ended up staying for whole night

not really

plz god let there be mercy on my soul that I shall make it through the trauma that follows tomorrow that my mom calls "social interaction with other humans"

I'm living here because I've got PTSD, borderline, personality disorder, schizoaffective disorder, extreme anxiety, and I needed to live somewhere rent free for a year to get my shit together. I don't have a dad and my mom really wanted to live in Arizona about a year ago for some reason.

yes, that is exactly correct

I am the hero the threads deserves but doesn't need right now.

if you'll excuse me, i have an astronaut i need to bring back home

thats alot of reading... could you shorten that a little?

Stop talking about it. For now.

Then why are boo and desu still unbanned?

I mean in general

this is ground control to major tom...

I'm going to go play bad games and have a questionable time while doing so.

[static]

not sure about desu but i was all about the first one before, it just didnt seem like anyone gave a damn lol

have either posted cp?

They're an attention seeking mental case neet

youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo

Why else would I bring them up?

dear god that image

That just sounds like "excuses".

manaka pls...

And do what? Ain't no shit to do.

oh... see that was alot easier

[Shia LeBeouf vid]

welp, guess it's back to marathoning bleach.

shit baka, are you me?

I'm fucking crazy and I need to live with my mom for a while

thats better... thank you

I'm not depressed.
But maybe I am you, I don't know.
Hi.

Were you really dead at the end of Sixth Sense?

who even cares what lenko has to say
he's just a mega creep with daddy issues

this better be you

Hi. I suck at everything. everyone hates me. and it's well deserved.

so fix it
every man makes himself

lolwat

alright then prove your case cause ive heard nothing of the sort from any of the two admins that have been there and only twice from people here including just now

winkyfaaaace

so suddenly underage porn stops being porn cause it was posted publicly once? cool story

working on it but just like everything else I'm stuck waiting to wait so that I can wait to wait so I can go to a place where I wait to wait while waiting to get psychiatric help.

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Same, I'm shitty at a lot of things so I try new stuff to see if I'm not shitty at one.
People enjoy me I think, I'm just paranoid that everyone is secretly sick of me and wants to leave me but tolerates me. I even think my mother does the same.
What kinda games do you like.

but im busy itt...

hi person I might know

My case is this.
If Boo and Desu can post CP and not be perma'd, then Sci shouldn't be perma'd.

It's obvious a lot of people dislike him, and mods/admins are just looking for a reason to ban him

But then again, admins can do whatever they want
:^)

*orgasm*

are you saying that...
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS

its literally just sci trying to defend posting cp

okay you completely glossed over the part where i asked for evidence for your case not just what your case is

yeah thats retarded grim

me and desu were accidents

sci posted a legit little girl

no lol the kid was just cookoo bananas

thats more like it... lol

oh

You didn't ask for evidence...
Ask Bebo yourself, the posts were deleted a long time ago.

Shut the fuck up you nigger, you both knew they were underaged

stop lying to me!

what do you take that for then? im sure it doesnt take even half a brain to realize i really could not care less about boo and would rather he be banned but just cause you say something? doesnt make it fact

mhm

recently the most favorite games I've played are

my favorites are

i wouldnt lie to you... youre my favorite manchan

My friend just cracked the davinci code of my Elmaness x///x

can always rely on you ty

i just want to post in peace ;_;

thats not what im saying with that! i just mean if the whole moderation team there allowed it then it calls into question whether it qualified as porn
im not sure it was but i could be wrong of course

do it yourself
admit it's all a cover-up

i dont believe that for a second
you both posted on lewd long enough to know baka was underage
he didnt keep it to himself like some great secret(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

see

if there is just one manchan, i can be your favourite and at the same time, most hated!

some witty truism that left you emotionally exposed?

that's not really how anything works.

no
we both didnt
lol
just silly to assume we posted actual cp for no reason

Good afternoon.

there is only one manchan in my life...

ya gypsy youre right my brain TOTALLY contains everyones age because their birth years are actually so important to me

go rob some white people

Literally.
Talk.
To.
Bebop.

It was well-known public info that they were underaged. On you for not knowing before posting. If you're not sure, don't post it.

Hello

no problem lol

uh i dont think sebs or chii at the time posted cp, i think that was solely you also evading your ban aint gonna get you anywhere

Since admin is currently occupied you should ban sci.

genuinely the most retarded response possible

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uhh ima need to see some id...lol

No, just like... Why I'm so flaky when it comes to relationship shit.

Weird, but I think I can get over it now that it's been put into words so plainly.

whenever he shows up sure, but for now? you are just making things up and demanding i ban people on your word alone, which if i remember correctly comes with a lot of bias

I have it on my wishlist, but I dont want to spend the money on it. Maybe when it's on sale I will.
Rape-able loli, A+. I heard it was "pretty good".

noice, what'd you think about fallout 4?
Hopefully some of those mods fix up the combat. I actually don't know why people praised skyrim so much, in retrospect it's kinda shite.
whut

hey clockwork

inquiring minds want to know... what makes the elma tick in relationships. y so flaky

Not sure if trolling or legitimately aspie

You're fucking retarded.
He's literally posting.

Right now.

oh wait thats sci
i cant believe i got tricked into replying to him

anyway i didnt even post baka
baka disgusts me why would i have his nudes

They don't know it's me because I don't have a name
Chill out lmao

Bebo why do you have such a fucking idiot as a mod?

Next time I'll just pester you more. Whoops.

*spanks elma*

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If he actually posted he would know

From what I understand there is some debate to let him rejoin the community.

Baka-baka.

I feel a textwall coming

samchan so bold

i can literally feel it also
its the air got denser with tension

like the quiet before a memey storm of (you)s....

you seriously need some help with either your head or your attitude, you act like a child that didnt get the toy they wanted and then wonder why people dont like you that much

FREEDOM AIN'T FREE.

as long as you realize your mistake it should be ok imo

Shut the fuck up, shit skin. Unless you know what I'm doing right now then you have no reason to speak about what I'm doing.

I don't user post much anymore unless I'm posting from my laptop which I've only picked up again in the past few days, they lurk hard which is more than enough to know.

you know it spicy nipple chops

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lol

Yes but seeing as he broke a global rule I doubt it'll go through.

lol

yo
wazzup

fug

do you think it was a joke?
im a serious guy

i dont have a mistake
why are you angry at me now grim
did you accidently eat beef today or something

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LMAO

DID YOU REALLY PULL THE RACE CARD?

YOU?

OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE?

I AM APPALLED

I do know what you're doing right now
keeping him as mod

The very fact you user post just goes back to your vague, passive-aggressive style response

I've had 5+ people complain about how much of a fucking beta you are

I enjoy a good steak every now and then

fukken doubt it

WHO IS MOD

u

dont
you genuinely disgust me
i want to puke at the sight or thought of you

i think this image is befitting toward someone at this point : ^)

LOL XD SHIT SKIN MEANS A RACE AND NOT JUST HOW I LOOK!!

Keeping Goggles as mod? Is that what it's about? Or Spoilers?
For what reason would I remove it from them?

lol if they're truly mad then they should say it to my face and stop being little bitches. everyone knows it's me when I do it, it's not like I hide it.

Everyone.

Has he actually posted CP? if that's the case then yeah I agree he should be perm'd.

Not much, wake up and see people in conflict again.

...

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whew gal

Reeeee

14 minutes Standing on the objective....

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See

Yes. The images in question were of Ghostie. He's underage

lol
guess cute as fuck things make u sick

there is literally nothing cute about you

FINE GOSH

I'LL GO BACK TO MY GAME

I couldn't run it because it ran like fucking SHIT because all I have is a gtx 750. after I get a upgrade and it gets a bit more optimized I'll try it again.
it was, I just had a lot of good memories from quest mods and putting in all that effort to make a fun more playable game.
it's an ARPG made by supergiant games, one of there 2 games (with a third coming soon.) it's pure gold. the combat is fun as hell, the story is compelling, and the worldbuilding is fucking A M A Z I N G

I didn't spend money on it. pro tip, if you're not a fan of RNG, do NOT spend money on this game. as I can only play it for about 2 or three runs a day before I syaty getting pissed for getting no resources. it's a bit of a "git gud" situation but the game is hard as fucking nails.

Was it pornograpghy?

Ah.
Yeah, it sucks, but if mods won't do anything except ask, then it's bound to happen.

hi nezi

*you are the cutest
FTFY

yes

Congrats! I've been playing Path of Exile like no tomorrow.

kek

cringe

would it still be bannable to post cp if theyre now of age? just curious... not that i have any cp or anything

What do you mean by ask?

I have doubts about that but if other people vouch for it, then yeah.

if they are underage in the picture it is against the rules

take a second
if your adderall-starved mind can spare one second to look up what someone's race means

you fucking goldfish

as for the modshit, I don't care until one of them ragebans me
but they're too pussy to do so

finally, the "LOL SAY IT IN MY FACE NOT ONLINE SEE WHAT HAPPENS"
the reason they don't say it in your face is because they're afraid you'll shoot them or creep on them.

Why are the worst people such passive-aggressive bitches like you?
Don't even post Alucard, the character is way too intelligent for you.

He literally posted Ghostie's nudes, who's underage.
Sure, Ghostie shared them first but Sci was the one who kept posting them in public.

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It depends on their age in the image.

there it is
there is the autism textwall

If you have images of someone who was underage at the time then yes, it's still CP.
A man this year was actually arrested and registered as pedophile for having pictures of himself when he was younger, the man was married and showing his wife who then gloated about it with her work friends.

cant live with them, cant beat them mercilessly in a drunken stupor

I'm flaky cause I get uncomfortable too quickly. Kinda like I can't keep up with myself desire-wise I guess? I don't know. Basically I'm scared so I sabotage myself by bailing out.

TUCK AND ROLL, NIGGAAAAAAAAAa

Or maybe I didn't understand your question.

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sci actually posted a little girl, aka actual cp

it was coming

*hugs*

Oh, weird. okay then yeah, he should remain permd

but they're too pussy to do so
You have not done anything to break the rules.

thank you for the clarity...

it makes sense... seems like you dont know exactly what you want in a relationship so you blow it up out of fear.

technically it's a male chest.

Who'd a thunk that CP meant pornography of a child?

Ah. I wanted your opinion on it since people seem pretty split about it. Some say it's total shit, some say it's only shit for a fallout game. I think it's just shit for a fallout game.

Yeah, I suppose. For me it was kind of an introduction to the RPG genre, so I guess it was a good stepping stone. Though I never modded it, never really had the energy.

Ah, I've seen it before. The setting never really gripped me. I'm more into grimdark shit like WH40k.

I love RNG. I fucking LOVE RNG.
Main reason I play roguelikes is for the quick restart and RNG.

lmao wrong
boo why are u so shit lmao

it seems like people were asked instead of bebop or anyone just fucking banning them without discussion

Funny thing is

Sci posted one of those eastern European magazine girls

in a bikini of some sort, but failed the dost test

while boo and desu posted fully nude images of underaged persons

hi baka~

Nobody gives a shit about what you say here or anywhere else, please kill yourself

???
LOL You should do that yourself

Were you not just bitching to me about it?
Were you not just implying I should take away their mod account?

finally, the "reason they don't say it in your face is because they're afraid you'll shoot them or creep on them"
Literally nobody thinks of this shit but you.

riiiight

Everyone has different opinions so doing one thing or another will upset someone.

complete and utter cherry picking to fit your side grim
why are you doing this
kill yourself currymonger

you call me shit but you talk to nezi?

but literally nobody wants sci back where there's people who don't care if we post or not

Love how most of our drama is centered around homosexuals.

hehe xD

Having fun tonight?

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filthy baka

drama QUEENS

lol XD

I want a Hawlucha and Electivire.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Are there different things to choose from?

I don't know. Nobody really taught me about this shit.

50 bucks spoils doesn't even know what the dost test is

I'm serious. Look it up. I did, just to make sure.

Because you can't focus.

More for rhetoric than anything else

I'm telling the truth, tho

MILITARY WEAPONS

scream into the pillow

Just give me mod so I can ban every tranny mutant please

yo
sup

upsetting people doesn't matter, doing the right thing matters
the right thing is to ban em

you're mean to me

nani

sci wanted me to link this to you all

#desu4mod
#makeanimusgreatagain

I would say over 70% of posters here are homo in some way

INCLUDING YOU AYYY

I also want a corgi pup

you dont necessarily deserve it
but you are human filth
so it is your job to be laughed at by people like me to make us happy

bastion kinda has a little bit of that but it's a more cartoonish grimdark
only issue is that once you start quick restarting a lot in gungeon you start to notice that the first floor gets BORING AS FUCK because it's the easiest floor and it still takes you a minimum of a few minutes to get to the first chest. the RNG is long term and can really fuck you over from the start, but if you get a good gun in the first or second floors you can have a fun run.

for perspective, I've put 100 hours into the game and I haven't beaten the game yet, and I've only gotten to the final floor ONCE.

I may or may not know that ghostie gives pretty good blowjobs.

I also may or may not have cucked someone out of their entire social circle (I think they posted on here, his name was mika).

you know if we all just agreed to ban grim, we would probably have a lot less drama, but thats just a theory a gaaaame theory

Ofcourse.

LOL
WERE YOU AT ALA WITH GHOSTIE

its multi-faceted
and each person you might date will offer new aspects to it. generally people are honest about what they want. and will offer to help to obtain it.
and for the most part people are selfish, greedy and egotistical. so just meeting basic needs like love, affection, food and sex are enough to start a relationship. time is the real test of its success

Do it if you have the balls, bitch.

...

bump

Death to pedos and pedo sympathizers.

lol I'm actually pretty great so idk what ur talkin about
lmao
doubt it

:3

Death to pedos and pedo sympathizers.

Don't know what that is. I met ghostie about 3 months ago for 2 days and I haven't seen them since

Okay
race 1 (rās)n.1. A group of people identified as distinct from other groups because of supposed physical or genetic traits shared by the group. Most biologists and anthropologists do not recognize race as a biologically valid classification, in part because there is more genetic variation within groups than between them.2. A group of people united or classified together on the basis of common history, nationality, or geographic distribution: the Celtic race.3. A genealogical line; a lineage.4. Humans considered as a group.5. Biologya. A usually geographically isolated population of organisms that differs from other populations of the same species in certain heritable traits: an island race of birds.b. A breed or strain, as of domestic animals.6. A distinguishing or characteristic quality, such as the flavor of a wine.
???

Good job killing the thread with your linkwall.

I kinda just want the first 2 out of those 4 tbh

But expressing that that's what I want is difficult.

dead thread be we

any plans for the weekend?

Technically he would need to break a rule.

unlike you i dont abuse power, especially not something as insignificant as internet power, to assert dominance noooow if everyone voted you gone and bebop said to? id ban you ever hour on the hour just to laugh when you throw a tantrum worse than you are now

WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE

see

lol I'm actually pretty great so idk what ur talkin about
lmao
doubt it

:3

nope
jackin off and eatin food

Ah, I'm into that hardcore shit. But I'll check it out, can't hurt.

Ah, well 100 hours isn't bad, I'll check that out too!

NEW THREAD

So turns out The Conjuring 2 is actually pretty damn good

It sort of made me realize that I'm losing my ability to be genuinely scared by horror movies tho, which is NOT OKAY

GIVE ME POKEMANS

the first pill is knowing the difference between love, affection or either of those equaling sex... because you can have either without the other.
as animals we want all without giving back. its our nature. the test is knowing it for yourself and giving it back... its a sign of maturity

mhm ♥