Paper Mario: Color Splash

MORE LIKE CUCK SPLASH

LMAO

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How much longer can Nintendo keep holding on for? They can't even make good games anymore.

IntSys been sucking ass for a long while

k we know the game is shit, do we need a thread every day about it?

People take reviews seriously?

IntSys hasn't made anything good since TTYD.

Kek

is Warioware D.I.Y. an exception tho?

You'd be suprised by how many average people take outlets like ign, gamespot and the like very seriously. Even though they have all the journalistic integrity of a local drunk telling you why he loves one brand of peanuts over the other, people still buy in.

You have to understand that average people will never go looking for information to make their own judgements, they'll just take whatever they get spoon fed. While people may doubt the mainstream media as far as things like the general news go, they at least count on reviews to give them a consicsce accurate guide on what to do and what not to do.

Since cuckchan moved in we need to have the same threads daily, and more consolewar bullshit.

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The two Radiant Fire Emblem games were good, though even those were a step down from previous games in the series.

depends on the situation, tbh

Days of Ruin was good, faggot.

Grimdark done right with more than enough witty dialogue, entertaining characters, fun new units and humor to make Apocalypse bearable.

If it fits their agenda.

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POST YFW NINTENCUCKS BTFO

SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T

Nintendo fans don't want anything to do with the game. And would probably rather it get a low score, for some glimmer of hope that Nintendo allows some actual creativity back into the series.

Take your console war shit somewhere else please.

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It's a shame they never made any new Paper Mario games since TTYD, barring that spin-off on the Wii.

Reality is suffering. The sole silver lining is that this might bomb enough for Nintendo to realize their fucking mistakes.

Remember fans want a proper RPG Paper Mario like N64/TTYD, not the SS/CS watered down formula.

Now for a game to get a sequel, the current game needs good sales.

But there's no way to indicate to Nintendo that fans want the older, better, more creative, RPG PM formula and not the newer scaled down formula apart from mass reviewer complaints/fan feedback (which no one knows how much Nintendo even "listens" to in the first place).

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What would you do to one of these people if you figured you could get away with it?

The only thing nintendo is going to "realize" after this is that Paper mario was a mistake.

Brutalize them.

JUST GIVE US A GODDAMN FUCKING PAPER MARIO GAME HOLY SHIT THIS ISN'T HARD, NINTENDO

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The worst part is that Pokemon Go put so much money in their coffers that they will never feel the sting of their poor decisions until it is too late.

It's been available for like a week now, why the fuck would anybody care about reviews? It's definitely not what Paper Mario should have become but it's a decent game in its own right and I do plan to at least finish it once unlike Sticker Star.


Premydaremey is such an autist. I remember him being one of the only people that actively covered Sonic Runners and he was so awful to listen to.

If you're the kind of retard allowed to post here these days then maybe this place really has gone to shit. Certainly not for the reasons people say though.

The only hope is that they end up mistreating ALL of their franchises. They can't put everything out to pasture, not unless they plan on getting out of the game business all together.


If there is any short term silver lining to this at all is that Nip Nintendo might assign blame for the failure on NoA and Treehouse. Maybe it'll will be an excuse for them to clean house and/or make the NX region free. Hope springs eternal…

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>complaining about the removal of Dual Super CO powers, best at everything tank, and street themed CO
BTW: FE always has been shit.

I want off this ride

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They died with Iwata.

Pokemon Go was, on all levels physical and spiritual, a flavor of the month.

Is it time for the age of Sonic?

Why gives a flying fuck about Uncharted?

kek not much, outside the gay threads for Drake or any nostalgiafag who see U2 as the only good game in the series.

remember that ACfag still shitpost at 4chan

normalfags and post-early PS2 sony fans do.

They sucked since n64

but that's wrong

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Looks like we are gonna be getting the same metroid prime FF situation here

gotta agree with that point m8 but

desperately requesting a Weeb'em of this shit

Hang yourself anytime

Doesn't look like it.

user you might be out of touch from the real world.

nigger WHAT

Pretty much, yeah.

are we posting screens here?

This is a lose lose situation.

If this paper mario game did well then Nintendo doesn't learn anything and will continue to make shit.

If the game does poorly then Nintendo blames the paper mario franchise and will stop making mario rpg games.

so what's the deal with color splash?
t. someone who hasnt kept up with all the talk about it

it's a polished Sticker Star

gameplay is still shit

They've been inching towards region-free in baby steps. More than a few high-profile 3DS titles were pseudo-regionfree, coming with all languages built-in and changing them depending on console locale. Planet Robobot and Hyrule Warriors are two off the top of my head.

Tabata explicitly said that M&L is the standard Mario RPG and rather stick with that while they use Paper Mario for their silly "experimental" puzzle solving shit. (see pic related #2)

also the newer PM games aren't "Mario RPGs", they're "Action-Adventure" games. (your shitty murrica' box art of PM64 has no say to this either so fuck off with that)

only way to put back Paper Mario at it's original course if they released HD editions of the first two or three games (see pic related #1) and buy those. (this will also help prove Tanabe wrong about that shitty Club Nintendo pollabout SPM he researched years ago; see pic related #3)

and as much as i always use Dolphin to play my favorite GCN/Wii games, but people need to remember pirates aren't relevant to the effect of sales unless it's a game not many people aren't going to bother to buy maybe rent/buy it used (i.e. Federation Force, especially the fact it's on the fucking 3DS)

(video for reference for the first two pics youtube.com/watch?v=dlcNubU6bYA)

All is right with the world again.

Restrict them to browsing gay porn for the rest of their lives.
They'd probably like it, the fuckers

One review I watched basically said the translators were allowed to go wild and even mentioned (as though it were a positive) that internet culture was brought up occasionally. No thank you.

He also said it was writtent with memes in mind, so into the trash this game goes.

what review?

Here

You know you can use WebMConverter or some other program if you don't know how to use FFmpeg

That's fucking annoying, i already bought the first three games new when they came out.

The Arlow or something. Blue puppet is all I can remember of the dude doing the review.

This one from this puppet guy Arlo. He ends up giving it a pass because he's a nintendofag but still shits on it quite the bit for not being TTYD.

I'll give him this, he's a good puppeteer.

webm cucks pls gtfo

Yeah, he's pretty good. I don't agree with a lot of what he says in some of his vids, but the whole channel is a neat idea.

that how it is
that how it goes

Capcuck and Sony does this shit too for DMC and Sly Cooper, both of their recent HD releases had good reception, making the company having a rethought on those two series', regardless (except for DmCDE)

also Star Fox 643D:
iwataasks.nintendo.com/interviews/#/3ds/starfox/0/7

Iwata: "The future of Star Fox depends on the reception it finds."

How fucking desperate do you HAVE to be to try and defend the game when even other nintendo fans HATE these games

wew lad

It's basically a sequel of Sticker Star with all the problems of the original

Dude's been shitting on this game since E3, kinda surprised he actually gave it a pass, but he probably knows that no matter what, nintendo's not going to give a shit what anyone says, they're determined to fuck it all up.

Why hasn't Miyamoto been "thanked" and told to fuck off already?
He hasn't made anything worth mentioning in decades.

It is surprising, especially given he shits on the actual gameplay mechanics so hard. I mean he doesn't give it a glowing sore, 4/7, but still better than I was expecting given he spent most of the review complaining.

That said he says he liked the memes and jokes, so maybe he's functionally retarded.

Watching the review, it just sounds like he gave it an arbitrary score just so he can appear "impartial", for some reason, even though this is clearly not the case.

I'm guessing it's Stockholm syndrome, since apparently they just keep throwing memes and movie references at you.

You first, cuckchan

They sucked since SNES

Only Pokemon saved them from death and obscurity

bump

didnt he say he wanted to retire a while back?

rumor

though he did say he was stepping down of higher position to just "creative fellow"

Slick my fucking ass. Parkour's been butchered because of fucking Assassins Creed.

Are Nintendo intentionally driving their more niche series' into the ground so they can justify not making any more? They've fucked Metroid, Paper Mario, SMT x FE And more that I can't think of right now so hard that literally no one wants to play the new games. Then again, F Zero had nothing but stellar games and that didn't stop them killing that franchise off.

They finally admit it.

that would be a waste of money, if theyre intentionally driving anything into the ground then something is fishy.

with nu-FE selling like a small-selling Warioware game or just Metroid Prime (over 2mil), SMTxFE reception is basically just a scratch to the FE series. (especially when it's a retarded spinoff)

also, Miyamoto is willing to do another F-Zero as long he add a gimmick control interface in the next game.

no joke (archive.is/OQcpj)

well they did that with mario kart wii, and that wasnt so horrible, hell it ended up being a fun handicap if you sucked with it like i do. plus it was entirely optional.

Don't forget Fatal frame as well.
I would like the meet the genius at KT that decided that the best company to handle this horrific survival horror game with otherwordly creatures trying to kill you in gruesome ways, suicide and murder everywhere, little girls getting thrown down stone wells, was in fact the most family and child friendly company in the business.
What could possibly go wrong, right?

It worked out fine in Japan, it's just the American branch that fucked it up.

FF5 kinda sucked tho

You know nintendo doesn't actually make the fatal frame games, right? That shit's all Koei Tecmo, NoJ just owns part of the rights for some baffling reason, like how Capcom Japs gave street fighter to their american branch.

-Nintendrone

I don't think he likes it.

Please end your life.

because i clearly don't give a single damn about silly imageboard wars composed by Mr.Jim Watkins?

or you could accept the fact that user may not like the site so much due to retarded Nintendo shills that infest in Holla Forums. (i.e. CodyCoyote64, /vg/ tripfags like Gor-, Boco, that one shantae avatarfag who even comes here, etc.)

really, what if i was also here to warn for halfchan shitposters that could come here in the future due to king gook's bullshit or other relevant reason? Ruggarell and his goons already shitposted here many times.

i mostly browse there through the archives if it make you feel better

Giving a fuck about what IGN says

see >>10896809

so let's get back on topic, shall we?

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Took the words from my mouth m8

amusing

that's your opinion, user.

I'm not even entirely sure if this is all the treehouse's doing or if the developers are aware of the complaints and just don't care.

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Tell me this is real.

I've seen no evidence to prove it's NOT real. I'd like to be proven wrong, but at this point Nintendo of America hates their old audience and this is just a big fuck you to go with this piece of shit.