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You only get to pick one Primarch

Horus did nothing wrong

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warhammer autists are the stupidest motherfuckers in the universe

Rogal best primarch all year every year. Guilliman-fags need not apply.

Russ or Vulkan

HMmmm…one one hand Rogal gave us the Imperial Fisting and the Black Templars
On the other hand, the Spiritual Liege gave us he Codex and Ultramarines.
Tough choice.


Is the second pic suppsoed to be Konrad Cruze or Corax? Is 4th Ferrus Manus?

Corax and the 4th is the current Captian of the Ultramarinas, last time I checked. Forget his name.

weebshit faggot detected.

VULKAN IS ALIVE

Vulkan. Not only will he actively try to keep me and my family alive, he can help me reinforce my house to keep me safe and defended. Plus, I have a thing for heavy armour and incendiaries.

Not vidya.

bumping with wubbms

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Dorn is a best.

A BEST

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Vulkan, Corax or Khan. Kharn gets a special mention for being a pretty fun guy to be around.

Mein nigger.

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Mark of Chaos was depressingly close to brilliance. I enjoyed the campaigns but they needed a little something that I can't quite put my finger on to be perfect.

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It's been a while since I have played it, but I enjoyed it when I did.

You know it.

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if we're going by past Primarchs then easily Sanguinius our savior and most badass character in the 40k universe

If we're going by alive then easily the Lion

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>Tfw was gonna derail the thread for the dark gods by saying horus

You guys are such fags.

Is total war warhammer getting any mods?

Looking at the workshop page on steam, it looks like some, I didn't check other sites though.

Corvus Corax, I like birds fuck off.

Alpharius because I am him and so are you

but wot warboss would ya run with fer a WAAAGH!?

About to start a dark crusade campaign do I play imperium, space marines, or eldar

You know what you must do

Mortarion

warhammer autists are the stupidest motherfuckers in the universe

Furry detected

I'll drown my enemies in my blood and valor and weigh them down with my hope and corpses of a better future then

WE

Buttblasted Dark Angel detected

Good man

Space Bitch, please

Sanguinus, hallowed be his sacrifice.

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Digic are way too good for their clients.

Magnus the Red

He did Nothing Wrong

If its canon then His legion's Penance is their Existence

By the Emperor's well polished golden knob, these degenerates can't even check.

At least try to make the OP seem video game related.

Go yiff in the warp.
Oh wait….

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inevitable obligation

Horus Heresy and the general output of novels these days has totally destroyed any enthusiasm I had for 40K

Emperor TTT Rogal Dorn is best Dorn

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The blood Ravens are too cool to be mangus'

Now that I think about it Dawn of war 3 is coming it next year, we should all hamper Sega on facebook or twitter to make a Sister's of Battle DLC storymode so we get beloved, pious, hot, inquisitors to punish the me, I mean the heretics

best primarch

Lion El'Jonson is objectively the best primarch there is.

best primarchs are obviously these bro-tier guys, user


Illuminati go away

I want me some of that holy pussy.

The "Iron Cage" incident alone makes this motherfucker a number one in my book.

Fun fact: Ruinous powers found that event so hilarious they turned him into a Daemon prince.

LION WAS LITERALLY THE BEST SON.

Vulkan is a cool guy too while Russ is a mutant degenerate that should be purged along with every Space Wolf.

Then we must shill hard to dawn of war on facebook or twitter that or finally get a slaanesh focused chaos faction

So the big TWEEST in the dawn of war 3 campaign is just necrons or chaos, right?

I prefer Khan or Alpharius myself, but still.

That would be unholy pussy. I want some of that divine, untapped fruit.

I don't know, user
Their armor probably incorporates chastity belts with tamper-sensitive melta charges or some shit

I have no doubt that he's the most exemplary primarch but he's just unfunny boring guy who imitated his father too much.

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The greatest challenge yields the greatest reward.

He was a good son, he dindu niffin wrong.

Was trying to change his life around.

Don't forget he is a confirmed still living primarch.

I'm counting on you, GW.

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Considering what happens in WHFB "End Times" I would urge you to reconsider.

Then we must demand sega to make us a sisters of battle campaign where they fight and kill the chaos god slaanesh

Both GW and Sega are suckers for DLC and money so if we roar loud enough we can make the perfect campaign to date

Who the gayest primarch, user?
It's too obvious, isn't it?

When you get down to it, the Ruinous Powers are just watching the universe with a box of popcorn. (made of souls)


Lion El'Johnson. I mean goddamn, it's in the name.

Russ isn't to be confused with the modern drunken fratboy Space Wolves. He was the Emprah's goddamn enforcer. The Space Wolves originated as Internal Affairs.

guilliman looks like mark stone who voiced titus
lazy

I will kill you for that.

Why stop at sentinels? i mean 40k has alot of mechas to toy around with, heck any faction has atleast one mech (or in tyranids case, bio-form) in their arsenal, again theres alot of potential for a 40k mech game here

personally i think that game idea is more suited for XV8 Battlesuits instead of sentinels since Battlesuits have more pew-pew and jetpacks

GW named him after a gay nightclub. Lion is a fairy.

Re.. really?

How is Less a mutant?

Choice is obvious.

Lost Planet 2 would make a good basis for a 40k mech game. I was originally thinking tau only, but if you went full clusterfuck and used more of the factions, you could get a similar variety to LP2. Not as much, honestly, but enough for it to be worth it.

Plus you would get on foot combat alongside mechs.

Daily reminder Eldar have 0% body fat, meaning they are all spooky skeletons under the armour.

No. He's named after the poet who wrote "The Dark Angel." Lionel Johnson.

I wonder if Russ will really find some banana that makes The Emperor healthy again.

There will be a 40k universe-reboot before that happens.
Also: more dead and shat-on Sororitas

Kill yourself, smurf

I wish this would become a thing again.
Fuck japs.
Fuck weebshit.

I also disdain for bugeye moe weebshit but user

Who's the furry?

Shit, I didn't know Planescape Torment was set in WH40k-verse

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Go fuck a goat, you deranged furry.

You're just jelly your not an Ultramarine.

Agreed.

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So I want to spank some Banshees. Does that make me a heretic?

Depends, do you mean in the metaphorical sense or that you want to actually spank them?

Never 4get Ferrus

I mean literally spanking that xeno booty to give those stuck up bitches a lesson

MORK IS DA BIGGEST AN DA STRONGEST

NANU NANU

Commissariat greattest heroes of man

this

As long as you are wearing gloves it should be fine, it is just to teach them a lesson, right?

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why would it?

Niggers.

I want to take the opportunity to express my opinion about how absolute shit Catachans are. Look, I get that 40k as a setting is a hodgepodge of fantasy tropes, science fiction tropes and 80's pop culture strung together and given unholy life. But let's be real here.

Catachans are just Rambo and Rambo has lost all cultural relevance in this day and age. The Vietnam war isn't the be all, end all clusterfuck of a war anymore and kids today have their own lifelong series of wars and foreign entanglements to dominate their world view. Hell, that's true of people in their early 30's by now so this isn't some 'blatantly pander to young teenagers with access to their parent's money' strategy either. Without the Vietnam War and cultural attitudes towards it looming large in the cultural zeitgeist, Rambo is a relic. As evidenced by how little people paid attention to the '08 sequel and its been the better part of a decade since then.


So yes Catachans are shit and not just because they have niggers and spics that's just an extra negative it's because they embody the 80s masculine culture that should stay fucking dead.

>>>/tumblr/

What is wrong with the masculine culture of the 80's in particular?

There is a difference between niggers and black people user :^)

so? they are already mutants compared to Holy Terran humans, and the imperium uses them at what they do best, like on an organic society.

FOR THE LION!

You asked why it triggers 8ch, and the answer is niggers.

i know that this is bait, but catachans are ra reference to the generic macho man action hero, born to kill.


8ch is not entirely so autistic.

Checked

This site becomes more cancer with every passing hour

This is easily the poorest derail attempt I've seen in quite some time

what kind of vidya would orks play?

Games like Flatout and Serious Sam

Do you want to meet the Inquisition? Because that's how you get a visit from the Inquisition

Alright

THIS Triggers Holla Forums

Why?

Star Citizen, because like ork technology, it's held together only by the backers' unshakeable belief in its functionality

It's called bait user. He's fishing for replies.

Only the third image triggers me because Vostroyans are the firstborn Male damnit.

The last 2 are FFGs doing females only enlist if the family produces no males

I know that this isn't video games, but I don't suppose someone could suggest some WH40k books to me? I don't have enough money to get into the board game.

I remember there being a mega link for the black library books

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Thank you very much.

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Not really, it's what real feminism looks like honestly. Something most feminazi's will never come close to understanding.

Really?
Quite a bunch of it is shit, especially everything that got released after the start of the HH series.

Oh, and Holla Forums, what was pre BL HH fluff like?

A lot of garbage tbh.

Nobody was worth reading except for Graham McNeil and Abnett before the HH stuff.

Oh, except for 15 Hours, that was alright.

If they have been trained from birth, and indeed haven't joined slannesh's Dick-slapping fest, then its OK.
Most other reasons like what happened in that one Gaunts Ghosts novel are quite shit.

I meant HH fluff from before Black Libary got its hands on it.

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Corax, he gave us the /k/ommando marines and is tacticool as fuck.

Best Loyalist Son coming through

he's the best gook

S'cool.

Emperor Bless you user
Although it lacks the last 3 Ciaphas Cain books
which were the ones i needed

In all seriousness though, khan is best. He goes fastest and doesnt afraid of anything.

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4th pic is Captain Remus from the Ultramarines

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Ride with the Khan. Ride sanely at insane speeds.

Fuck you, heretic.

they fail to amuse me

What was that incident?

>We only get RTS and space marine shooters and fire warrior

Like tropico but instead of rebels ork, chaos, or elder uprising and attacks

user please, you're killing me.

IG need some love.

Gorkamorka was going to have a game at some point
was

sanguinius opened the chink in horus' armour that allowed the emperor to kill him.

no sanguinius = no imperium
he's a hero who sacrificed himself to save mankind, just like his father.

some bland emo faggot in a dress that did nothing interesting.
also based on a poem called "dark angel" about being a homosexual
so, nah.

Essentially, some blind shitskin volunteer who was also deaf joined up with the Ghosts, despite there being many more far better potential recruits.

I choose magnus

Guilliman.
He's the only primarch to realize it was the Emperors ideals that were what was important and didn't see him as a father.
Also did his best to establish a stable government after the Heresy and tried to mitigate so it would never happen again.
He's probably the most arrogant primarch, but he's the only true statesman among them.

Guilliman wasn't arrogant
He was just something of a control freak
Sperged when things weren't going the way he planned after who knows how much thought he put into it

The fact that people thought he was arrogant is one of the driving force for him being a control freak

It's not too different from Ferrus really
He became such a prick after Fulgrim tried to get him to join Horus because he believed Fulgrim saw some flaw in him that would allow him to betray the emperor

Both of you froget that he ignored the horus heresy and the fight for the imperium and terra to found his autistic imperium secundus.
Rogal and sanguinius are then only true heroes of the imperium (in the primarch tier).

Fulgrim did nothing wrong

Except find a blade that was "blessed" by that irredeemable penetration addict and let it choose way too much shit for him.

And who's fault is it for not telling him that demonic possesed shit is a thing that can happen? If you fouond a cool sword that killed the shit out of anything, that could talk, and that seemed pretty friendly at the start, would you keep it?

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And you had to pick the only gay primarch.
Sanguinius is the better primarch anyway if youre looking for FAB, hes also a badass that could pimpslap fulgrim.
The angel fo the emperor did not deserve such fate.

More interesting question: if you were given the ability to create your own Space Marine chapter, what would be their schtick and why?

Void combat specialist thata hang around theeye of terror.

They already made The Imperium's Finest - The Lamenters.

Honestly Guilliman was in shitty spot

A group of Space Marines that in their free time play a needlessly complex and convoluted tactical table top game about a technologically un-advanced civilization fighting on earth. They use the skills they learn in the game in their combat. This means they are the most useless chapter loyal to the emperor.
Occasionally Tzeentch will come by in disguise and play a couple rounds of this game because he loves the complexity and this chapter is the only one able to keep all the strange, convoluted rules straight while playing somewhat well. Tzeentch likes playing the game enough that he keeps other forces from ever completely wiping out the chapter.

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NO

It hurts man, it wouldn't even be that bad, just steal a game engine from a LEGO racer, add spikes and Orks, throw in other factions as DLC and you got yourself a money printing press.

Created a Guardsman Regiment that was from a Jungle World that turned into a Dead World when the Tyranids invaded. A passing Mechanicus fleet took some of the decimated regiments, cyborged them and drafted them into Mechanicus legions to fight back.
They were adept at fighting hand to hand and eventually forced the Tyranids out. The Mechanicus stayed on the world, borging more people and sending the legions to other places because they made good shock troops.

NEVER SERVE A GAY PRIMARCH
NEVER EVER

You forgot


I think you just rolled Mechanicum Catachan.

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keep going user, despite my disdain for gee dubs these are cool

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I like the Salamanders.

They're generally pretty honorable but still strike me as more interesting as the Ultramarines. Then again I'm a faggot and tend to play lawful good and all of that shit.

If? Would?

Already did and done:
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oh god is that the new age of shitmar ® paint?

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also why are these faggots videos always comments disabled?

The funds the chapter spends on creating new devices and rules for the game also provide 70% of the sector's budget

Because someone will probably start yelling at geedubs for, well, any of the shit they've done in the past couple of years

ON THE TOPIC OF VIDEO GAMES
chapter master Interstellar army simulator, any update since 2015?

What, gamesworkshop have their own line of paints? I bet they're just overpriced colors with fancy names.

the paints are okayish

but the tools

nigga, never get the tools

It's not that hard when you learn to steady your brush against your other fingers/rest of your hand.

Yeah they have had them for a number of years now.

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