This is definitely a new thread

s-she's asking for it

...

=w=

-flinches-

oh my god i thought you were going to shoot me

...

...

-kisses you on the cheek-

omg my brother almost saw I was wearing panties, that was so close

cant see me

What happened to being afraid I'll kill you?

N-naughty naughty...

I want to see you wearing panties.

I have a thing for murderers...

i did like your story btw. felt like that wasn't conveyed.

didn't mean to be so critical, if it seemed that way.

What Kanra said

What Ikarous said.

whatever Ikarous says.

...

Ikarous is really a deity, guys.
She showed me.

no beatups pls, ill convert

..euh ehh it's nature!

you can sometime

just look how tight those corner pockets are it is total bs

I find it hard to believe you are actually wearing women's udnerwear

...

Tokai~

w h a t

... hi

nice

I'm not posting pics you big gaymo

happy ramadan

...

>not pointing out she's reading playboy in that.

I even specifically found that image for you.
Harumph.

You're weird.

Sir, what's in the trunk?

Then you're a fucken liar

hi

how so

jagex makes some dank games

I thought it was a RS minigame
lol

tfw nobody to play dank jagex fruit game with

omg what a lewdie

sowwy

but I never lie

wait I did actually post it once

I was just not wearing it.

I think

how are you?

eagerly waiting for tokai to upgrade to wearing a buttplug all day

What else would you wear whilst wearing hosiery?

You best be, Harumph.

The mage fighting game was lots of fun.

nothing at all I assume

I'm good
slept in
had my most difficult final, so I'm glad. Next one in 2 days. Hbu

it issssss

but it is not that fun without membership and with so few people playing

You should be my serial killer bf

You should stop talking out of your ass

ugh my brothers whining, brb making food

but I gotta be tight for my waifu

I'll do anything to make it up

A lot more people played it back in the day.

hnn... so dom..

N-no thanks...

You want your waifu to be able to fuck you hard without hurting you. You need to stretch out a little.

tokai is wearing panties?

Achievement unlocked: The girl we needed you to be

And here's to you, Tokai Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know.
God bless you please, Tokai Robinson. Heaven holds a place for those who pray.

Are you going to do that now?

Blood chan.
2 words.
Fuck off.

Nothing of concern to you!

Sup wit it?

Bardo, ask for that raise, sucka

I remember ;;;

Used to be 1000-2000 people

lobby was packed

ahaaa I like that image

This will literally happen if you don't start putting things up your ass.

Tell me what you made when you cum back

May I have one hug at least? :c

currently sitting around to wait for [thing] to happen, just like the rest of my life

You know me. I did my research. Watched as you became the trap we needed you to be.

Stop waiting and start doing.

I don't even know why I laughed.

LOCO PLS

Who was the poster from way back who used to post with Macha, from .hack?

Go commando under hosiery?
No.

Sir, we have a warrant, tell us what's in the trunk!

I can't "start doing" waiting for medicaid application to go through

Just listen to this on repeat all day everyday, Tokai.

I thought you would

What was that other game where there were 3 players and they each had an army of one of the RS gods? do you know?

Armies of Gielinor

We have to lead him back to his shepherd.

Clare.

Oh, Macha.
That was Darwin using some furry's folder.

Oh wow I might ask you to play that with me some day.

Stop making excuses for yourself and just do it.

sureee

Holy shi-

Oh.

Who'd Clare use from .hack?
If anyone.

Tsukasa.

That's one hell of a quest.

yeah, let me just waltz right on up to the medicaid office with a gun and demand medicaire, THAT OUTTA DO IT.

he's actually kinda cute

Did you get that folder from one of the Canadian three stooges?

We can rebuild him.
We have the technology.

I don't know when thats gonna be though.

:|

Maybe you should just off yourself. Take life by the balls and do something with it, dummy.

An alligator ate a 2 year old at Disney World

can't. my friends might get hurt

Pretty sure he was high/drunk.

I slept in too late

Maybe they're just holding you back.

no!

Back to bed.

Huh.
I remember using Tsukasa and An for a day, or something.

Nope.
Originally it was just my framerips and really lazy manual booru scrape.
Then Theseius gave me hers.
Then I put it through the random batch renamer Oreo made me.

oh? did you have plans?

She had them to not be Clare and do the "help" thing.

I figured it was Lu's.

Better not forget the flux capacitor from the bunch this time.

Nightynight.

y..yes sir

Not today but I don't like feeling so lazy :c

what comic is this

O-oh...
Okay....

Lucy used Ruby at some point?

Rest well.

G'night m'lady

Goodnight, Goggles

get lost already

...

I'm sorry for being a bother

In a moment of all seriousness, if we were tasked to straightening him back out I'm pretty sure we'd fail horrifically. There's just things modern science can't quite fix.

Later, Dundee.

The other Lu: Lucchini.

Protip: Those aren't your friends~

I'll never forgive you.

I forgot there was even a person with that identity.
Woops.

well then I guess I have no friends and I should just die but I don't have the courage to go through with it

Sleep well Goggles.

I used to think that nothing was out of reach with nuclear science, but the future's not so bright.

He's one of the Canadian Three Stooges: Lucchini, Hartmann, and Kamina, since they were utterly deficient mentally.

So then go do something, you dummy.

The world is your oyster etc, and you're just sitting for medicaid or some shit whining on the internet.

...

*like*

if I went outside the house I'd probably be raped and murdered by mexicans

...

I saw them in concert like twice.

I have a quandary.
Dark Cloud and Dark Cloud 2
or Atelier Sophie: Alchemist of the Mysterious Book?

I didn't realize they were all Canadian.

Still sounds more productive than whatever it is you're doing.

They'll try to sell drugs to you first

You just gotta rape and murder them before they rape and murder you

I used to play "Renegade" by Styx on repeat during a Renegade Shepard playthroughs of the Mass Effect. It made me feel like a space cowboy.

...

I have fond memories of Dark Cloud and have no idea what the other thing is so

Kamina was in Fagifornia but close enough.
The others were in BC.

Nice! I'm a little jealous. I've never seen Styx, but have seen a bunch of other dad rock concerts.

Kiss, Journey, Van Halen, Ozzy, Fleetwood Mac, Rush, Def Leppard, Aerosmith to name a few~

I miss going to shows now.

THE JIG IS UP THE NEWS IS OUT THEY' VE FINALLY FOUND ME

secret secret
I've got a secret ♫

Iron Maiden, Kansas, Foreigner, Styx, Bruce Springsteen and quite a few others I'm sure I'm forgetting.

people with actual lives don't have the option to sleep in late.
not like i can judge. but i do.

some clean one. i liked the style. and the twilight.

can't seem to find or remember capping from where.

gomen.

I see.
Y'learn something new every day.

I remember Hart always used to hit me up on skype when I left the first time.

Noted.

kiss?

Foreigner must have been rad. I don't think Iron Maiden was at that Ozzfest I went to, but Slayer was and they kicked ass :3

Tom Petty puts on a good show too. There was this drunk old lady that would not stop dancing and it was hilarious.

Reverse Googles says "Discord Comics".

...

just say the word fampai

it has to be when not playing luge though since those games tend to last like 10-20 minyoots rather than 3-10 like queues last

They were all...bizarre.

Styx had multiple vocalists from their past preforming the songs recording under each and made it kind of fun how'd they transition.
The best part about "dad rock" concerts are how liberal the old farts are in giving minors booze and pot.

Everyone secretly yearns to be a space cowboy.

-kisses ur massive forehead-

I tried that, too. No such luck.
gives me an idea though...

Saminya was the original CD, as far as I know.
I also seem to remember him relaxing a lot after that became common knowledge.

I can't get comfy.

why does everyone keep saying that!

I hear that's common for people who can make chips on demand.

*hug*

only irl
also sci said hello

what is [thing]?

Let's be honest: he was not a good one.
And the whole TWISTED WRECKAGE joke.

Tell Sci to die

LOL

new ookemon so good ^^

only colbs here who also has it?

I think most people have it; he's just the only one who talks about it.

That might be true.

What happened to edgy Erio?

If only.

Neat thanks.

because it's cute. also sci is lurking and says he loves you.

DO IT

BECAUSE JUST LIKE A TRAIN WRECK
YOU CANNOT LOOK AWAY.

You mean the new game that's not out yet?
FOUR WAY BATTLE ROYALS!
I AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh, ORAS?
I have OR and AS.

Right?

I'm e-hugging you, you just can't see it.

1:41 PM - love: shes just joking around...

Dunno. I saw most of those shows when I was like 13-16 so I wasn't into that stuff yet. *shrugs*

I totally believe it though.

damn it

time for me to leave then

-vanishes-

ugh

why didn't the father jump on the aligator's back and stick his thumbs in it's eye sockets

what the fuck is this shit

he did kinda want to save his child, but didn't want to get wet, or something?

[generic kawaii loli sounds]

well yaknow... alligators.

do you have it??????

eeeehh not the newest ones

x and y I mean

there was probably some distance between them while the kid was in the water. Crocs/Alligators are pretty explosive when they get their prey. So the kid was even farther when he was taken.

it already had it's mouth full, and by the time it didn't it would have been blind, i feel that's an acceptable level of risk when your son is being eaten

...

he got lightly injured trying to pull his son back, he was definitely close enough

IT WAS LIKE STARING INTO THE SUN.

I was like 16-18 and all of these were open air venues so security was nonexistent.

Yep.

[generic oblivious MC sounds]

Oh, X and Y.
Yeah, I have both of those too.

*shrugs*

Probably easier to conceive another kid than to battle a giant reptile to retrieve your newly maimed one.

LOL

The croc was probably in deep water and him in a little shallower water.
If you lose your ground, you lose all leverage

WHEN YOU STARE INTO THE TWISTED WRECKAGE
THE TWISTED WRECKAGE STARES INTO YOU

Grim, there are no crocs in America.

I regret turning on my 3DS and looking at my friends list to see my Mii.

...

so, when he was he was close enough to grab hold of his kid, that should have been the exact moment he leaped on it like a frog without hesitation

face it

he could have saved the kid, but he faltered

actually, in the same article

Look up the American Crocodile

I stand corrected.

...

I sexually identify as an alligator and this offends me

chu 'n stuff

I eated and got away with it

found it. looked up a phrase in one of the comics. someone had turned it into an animation on youtube.
youtube.com/watch?v=QG0qmHi4SDY
in the desc was linked the original artist.
karzahnii.deviantart.com/art/Eat-it-Up-349351030

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it's fun I love it, I played for 8 hours last nite after I bought it

caught a pikachu in the first forest like a professional

hi five me bro

Are you not allowed to eat?

Why does this even exist?

ill smash a alligator

...

I played it a bunch but got bored.
There's like no real post-E4 content.

Cause furrys always provide the goods. No animals is untouched.

As would I

OC

nice u

LOL

reminds me of one of David's stories

he was at a football game with a friend, and there was a police horse, and he was like "bet you don't smash that horse", and the guy just walked right up no hesitation and smashed the horse in the mouth

I can eat anything
the rules are my bitch

OC DONUT STEEL

crocodiles do not have that long legs do they

Do they not have Animal Planet in Norway?

i do not in any way condone smashing horses

but that is really funny tbh

still feel bad for the horse tho, they're cool guys.

whore

Wah, 'n' stuff.

WeBa
I'm making Kraft Dinner, apparently.

I caught everything everywhere.
Like a professional.

Doing it in ORAS now, and for some reason restarted X and Y.

Even haram food?

what about collecting shinies and fighting ur friends

did someone accidentally drop their child in alligator pit or something??

I don't think they have anything other than donut shops according to him.

He did it wrong. He should've slapped it right on the ass.

a man dropped his alligator in a baby pit

That's just a grindfest of breeding.
noty

an alligator dropped his man in a baby pit

i think this was actually a big alligator, but some of the creatures in that sort of mouth-lizard genre have like, fucking dog legs

danke
ooh lovely
I made German sausage and something potato

im above muhammed, im the realest islam

The croc was probably a Mexican immigrant terrorist.

MAGA

*pet*

[insert sexual innuendo about German sausage here]

...

...

Faggot post

iPad almost dead and my charger is at work durrr

buhbye for now

a pit dropped it's alligator on a manbaby

WHATW?@!Jpoweijapsduhv

Good afternoon!

shieeet

OH SNAP

Oh yeah? Whats good about it?

shooped

Stick your bratwurst in his sauerkraut.

I really needa clean my bed

..I will pray for you

I'll have your sausage

...

Lol loco trying to be relevant

when did I come up with these file names

When you were still in denial.

Well...it's sunny and bright.

why is he using a condom? she can't get pregnant

He's kind of been openly fagtastic for years.

let's go with that.

I won't refuse.

tokai i am so pleased with you

just

well done.

saving my post on the topic for cherished memories

The suns a dick and burnt my skin yesterday.

He isn't finished yet

Oh.

How long has he even been posting now?

Time goes by too quickly.

she could have got a disease back in the 20's.

#MakeTokaiStraightAgain

Please if she had a disease at that age she would already be dead

Well that wasn't very nice...then again, we haven't been very nice to nature recently, so it makes sense that it wants its revenge.

Tokai needs some killer pumps

They let me pick, did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever girly boy I wanted. You know me. I did my research, watched as you became the trap we needed you to be. Like the others, you were camp and cute and cock-hungry. A natural bender. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw... but me. Can you guess? A hormonal imbalance. Was I wrong?

Its gonna try and get me again when I go into work today.

I think like the entire time we've been on Holla Forums.

denial bout..what?

oh let's not go to Germany though, they're evil.

OH MY GOD

*shrugs* I don't know when that started cause I had to find you guys.

Watcha do for a living?

i am here to announce i will fuck all the bitches and since you are all bitches i guess you are all on the list : ^)

I teach people how to swim and lifeguard and stuff.

depends on the disease

You are a bitch. Fuck yourself.

Ouch. Water only magnifies the sun rays.
Is a pretty nice time to go swimming tho.

I do know how to pick 'em.

So someone I made plans with on Friday night bailed earlier, and this made me pleased as they're irritating as fuck. But suddenly a third friends said the stuff is back on. I'm mad.

STOP OPPRESSING BOO

HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS NIECE

Y-you're asking me to do this!?

Remember?
My largest known denomination is evil.
~

Hello.

Goodbye.

I've been in water so much I actually hate swimming now

whatever

Here in your arms

...

-tries to give you a kiss but you already left- v.v

Goodbye, fellow burger.

Time for a career change

I do believe you

But I have you, and can't have Germany.

unless we conquer it

Tried to stab you, but you were already dead.

thats the final boss, i rather take something easy first like you for example

about three months ago this wouldve been a lot funnier, instead i was just confused at first

This Galaxy is vast; its wonders and beauty are almost unfathomable. But the galaxy also hides dark secrets, some of which have lain dormant since the beginning of time itself. There is a danger in secrets, both in seeking and in knowing. Some things are meant to be hidden from view. Some mysteries defy understanding, and sometimes even the things we think we know are untrue. Some secrets should remain untouched. The traps were one such secret.

Help him find Jesus again and stop being a homosexual.

Why does she have Naruto eyes?

Nice Valium post

i haven't started the valium yet :/

hi

Not for like another year or so though.

...

I heard he got banned for something CP-related but we're confused as to what that was.

An unexplained miracle hue

I'd stick my dick in the crazy that is Hotaru.

No, no.
Let's not go to Germany.
Their language is silly.

Sorry, that post was just humorous to me.

Pfff, i would rek u, dood.

I certainly wouldn't touch a trap.

Cause she knows nin-jistu?

At least it'll happen. And you don't even need to worry about going back to school.

i wasnt here the past bit so no idea, wouldnt surprise me i had sorta told chii and sebs when they were around that itd probably come to that some day with him lol

you can try but one way or another you will learn your place, so its all fine

Don't laugh at me.

My job is pretty easy for me though so I shouldn't really complain.

heh this is true.
The more east I go, the shittier it gets.
until I hit canada

lets go to church though

Erin look up some all/croc videos
watch how violent they get when they grab their prey
then youll realize why papa didn't leap into alligator infested waters

I probably would too...provided she dresses up in gothic lingerie first.

Oh you with the big boy pants.

And you get to look at some extra skin.

...

You don't want him to end up like one of those queers in Orlando, do you?

People in swimsuits doesn't do anything for me though.

i am perfectly aware.

I've seen a lot of nip slips though.

Ohio river valley

well they did have to conceal something so it is befitting buuut since youd be taking that job i am sure i could do without this once

adorable

It's just something about having that message next to the image of a kappa with the ability to manipulate water..

I'm not particularly religious, but I'll go with you.
[spoiler]Tsuchi wants me to show you
Jesus.[/spoiler]

You're the dark one that keeps lagging behind, aren't you?

I'll do my best to keep him from going too far down the path of darkness.

...

idunno man

average person doesnt really know the weakness of crocs

We should kill all animals that are natural predators because parents are lazy ;^)

The rinnegan is doujutsu though

the kid was just wading in the water though.
That's not lazy.

eyeballs

that's like universal

Just because you look like a gayer Jesus doesn't mean I'm saying you.

...

afaik there was only a no swimming sign

Not enough eye candy?
Then again, I guess it's hard for you to stare since everyone is staring right back at you.

Who's they? I'm talking about you.

Well, she's slutjitsu.

That is entirely not where I was going with that.

...

I'm pretty much a fish still though.

tbh it actually astounds me how like nearly every manages to make it through life with both squishy goo balls in their face in-tact

seriously, if you had an object you had to carry around all day, and it had two balls of jelly in it, how quick would they get messed up?

how come you can manage it with your face?

Because accidents cannot possibly happen and we should make a nanny state where remove all possibility for accidents to even happen.

the pants, my slow to follow pet

Me neither
but I wanna do you there
Well I wanna see him too, doesn't anyone?

I'm generalizing all of the animal bullshit I remember since I've been born.

...

:(

Also who are you?

When I lived out west there used to be signs saying "Do not stick your hands into Prairie Dog holes- Bubonic plague and rattlesnakes"

And by George, parents were letting their rugrats stick their whole little arms down there.

L-let's go to church.
Church sounds good.

Pants are not people.

The diablo poster.

Oh. Whoops.
My bad, gay Jesus.

...

lol
right

ok but who is that guy?

Really?

Baby goats are too cute.

Mhm. I'm helping herd the rest of the herd. :P

Heh!

Later gators

brb in an hour

I'm not giving you my irl info if that's what you're after.

ho ho ho

Weren't you another user before that?

I remember a state park with a sign that specifically said, "Do not shit in the woods, there's bathrooms."
Yep.
Everyone was still pissing/shitting right off a fucking trail, not even in the woods.

Wait who are you even?

they are going to be treated on the same level as you clearly, so if it is not people that makes you the same : ^)

lets adopt one

Nope. Diablo posting was my original behavior.

I'm the Diablo poster goddamnit!

Savage

...

Let's get two so they each have someone to play with. They have so much energy!

kut..

Won't you just be struck by lightning and smited the moment you step foot inside a church?

I like it when its unspoilered.

Why would that happen?

The dark lord will protect them

If that was real I wouldn't be here right now.

ugh

The smoldering ruins of Sodom.

Ahhh
Ahhh
Water.

Then most of the developed world should be smited.
Most of the world period should be smited.

Lord Diablo?

Damn

Kill the jews

You're starting to sound disturbingly like Gilgamesh.

to the sea!!

i want to read an autobiography this month, or a biography

of some historical figure

who should I read?

You like that though.

yes

...

Y-yea!

That Rottie
I remember when mine was that small.

...

lorca

Byron.

Calm down there, Hitler.

Agreed.

Lash her with a cat-o-nine tails before dragging her to the local church.

It's not a Rottweiler.
It's a dachshund.

Satan

Moammar Gaddafi

I wonder if the sea salt makes other things taste salty

I'd offer a cup of tea

Well shit.
My bad then.

rape is the only answer

I love you

Kind of looks like Luka.

Surprise baby in the background.

They have the same markings.
Don't worry. I had a wiener dog like that as a kid and the neighbor had a rottweiler and thought the wiener would "grow up" to be that.
Granted I was like five.

I know that eating fruit makes it sweeter.

Dapples are so cute.

...

That guy is way fatter than the picture you're talking about.

not sure why I knew his full name. probably from something.

what makes him worth finding out about?

i intend to eventually. i like his contemporaries.
never read a thing by him directly.
they refer to him in The Count of Monte Cristo a few times,
literally calling The Count some incarnation of a 'Byronic hero'.

tragic, handsome, and flashy. maybe.
sorta wanted to tackle The Romantic period all at once someday.

What

...

Do you disagree?

What the fuck she's spilling all of her drink on the bed this is unacceptable.

t-time to get shopping!

kiwis best

I didn't know the term for this. Thanks!

L-love is a very strong word...

"[Lorca] was homosexual, as everyone knows, and madly in love with me. He tried to screw me twice. I was extremely annoyed, because I wasn’t homosexual, and I wasn’t interested in giving in. Besides, it hurts. So nothing came of it. But I felt awfully flattered vis-à-vis the prestige. Deep down I felt that he was a great poet and that I owe him a tiny bit of the Divine Dalí's asshole. He eventually bagged a young girl, and she replaced me in the sacrifice. Failing to get me to put my ass at his disposal, he swore that the girl’s sacrifice was matched by his own: it was the first time he had ever slept with a woman." - Salvador Dalí

byronic hero is a common phrase.

himdela brother

Wait are you Erio or who

thats bc

"Byronic hero" in and of itself is modeled after Byron himself: fatally flawed in some way, handsome, driven by something that is romantic and "right", and overly sympathetic.
It's the only part of romanticism I really care for.

Partially.
We both would be wiped out by that.
The plan is less than .1% of humanity or life itself at that point.

Oh. ex[;aoms a lot

I know what I said.

Buy some fruit!

Threads dead, baby.

Threads dead.

nuh uh

Worth.

...

I'll get fruit tomorrow.
I want bitter now anyway

But bitter makes it harder to swallow.

lewd as fuck

I had two companion dogs from infancy until right after high school, both dachshunds. I had one since I was born and the other to replace them.
Perfect leg warmers.

We'd be in the pile of corpses holding the new humanity up.

not for me

Kinda want to drive to work, but not sure if it's worth risking getting pulled over or whatnot for having borked headlights...

very interesting. is there a book worth reading about him, or just research and his poems?
i ask because i got a gift card and apparently there are biographies worth reading for their insight and portrayals about historical figures.

i get that, but apparently it was something French aristocracy talked about in TCOMC.
took that to mean the idea of one was known enough back then to refer to casually. at least in that circle.

[Further distracts]

I could just say it got dropped off to me at work and I didn't know about the lights.

:3

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who knew the male scene was so big

I scroll through the thread really fast and see a good girl like in this picture
naisu

REPOST!

I

At least we'll help to remove those weaker than ourselves.

Is it the housing(s) or bulb(s)?

...

sounds hot.

Masaka!!!

3gay5me

I'm Erio.

There's a two volume biography out there that I haven't read. Read that one.

I love that song twice as much so I post it twice ;;

I don't fuckin' know lol

The first day I had it I had both highbeams at least and now I only have the one lol

Yeh, maybe not worth. I'd better get ready and start my walk.

Planning on going full Orlando?

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You can't do that, you are all I focus on.

I don't understand.

Do you mean it.. ?

It's been dead for four years

not gay enough

I had a weenie dog too. Got her when I was in the fourth grade. She lived to be about 16 in human years before she got sick. She had this ritual of falling sleep snuggled between me and my arm, then sneaking off in the middle of the night to sleep with my mom. She refused to do it in reverse order and would whine if she I went to bed without her.

They won't give you a citation for a first offense sort of thing. Just give you a warning.
Check the fuses first then the bulbs.
If the bulb's blown, it's like $10.

Only if everything is set in motion.

I know. I've already got one of my other coworkers making a list of parts I need to buy because they all do my bidding for me lol

-tugs your blouse-

NEW

He was also a playboy and a bisexual.

W-wahh.
F-flatter will get you e-everywhere.

What happened to shopping?

amazon has one. people on goodread say its good.
goodreads.com/book/show/128911.Lorca

why do you like lorca?