This is definitely a new thread.
This is definitely a new thread
I don't think it is.
I think you're lying to us.
But if you're in control you can try extra good.
grating like bad waifu doujins
that'd be weird
You cannot prove this.
I refuse to read doujin about waifus.
Except Sakurako because those are always adorable af.
Sir, I'm going to need you to cooperate.
We have a warrant.
I know my rights this is harassment I want your supervisor just so you know you're being filmed.
How good of you.
I just do it when they're not innocent anyway
looking at you revy
Sir, I am the supervisor.
H-how naught of you.
Kinda early for a new thread.
No one follows the rules anymore
s-she's asking for it
oh my god i thought you were going to shoot me
-kisses you on the cheek-
omg my brother almost saw I was wearing panties, that was so close
cant see me
omg my brother almost saw I was wearing panties, that was so close
What happened to being afraid I'll kill you?
I want to see you wearing panties.
I have a thing for murderers...
i did like your story btw. felt like that wasn't conveyed.
didn't mean to be so critical, if it seemed that way.
What Kanra said
What Ikarous said.
whatever Ikarous says.
Ikarous is really a deity, guys.
She showed me.
no beatups pls, ill convert
..euh ehh it's nature!
you can sometime
just look how tight those corner pockets are it is total bs
I find it hard to believe you are actually wearing women's udnerwear
w h a t
I'm not posting pics you big gaymo
Whatever I said goes
Shhh that was a secret
not pointing out she's reading playboy in that.
I even specifically found that image for you.
Sir, what's in the trunk?
Then you're a fucken liar
jagex makes some dank games
I thought it was a RS minigame
tfw nobody to play dank jagex fruit game with
omg what a lewdie
but I never lie
wait I did actually post it once
I was just not wearing it.
how are you?
eagerly waiting for tokai to upgrade to wearing a buttplug all day
What else would you wear whilst wearing hosiery?
You best be, Harumph.
The mage fighting game was lots of fun.
nothing at all I assume
had my most difficult final, so I'm glad. Next one in 2 days. Hbu
but it is not that fun without membership and with so few people playing
You should be my serial killer bf
You should stop talking out of your ass
ugh my brothers whining, brb making food
but I gotta be tight for my waifu
I'll do anything to make it up
A lot more people played it back in the day.
hnn... so dom..
semi transparent tights
wear nothing at all
You want your waifu to be able to fuck you hard without hurting you. You need to stretch out a little.
tokai is wearing panties?
Achievement unlocked: The girl we needed you to be
And here's to you, Tokai Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know.
God bless you please, Tokai Robinson. Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
Are you going to do that now?
Nothing of concern to you!
Sup wit it?
Bardo, ask for that raise, sucka
I remember ;;;
Used to be 1000-2000 people
lobby was packed
ahaaa I like that image
be in uni
buff black guy starts flirting with you
get back home
he sticks it in
13 stitches and 2 months in hospital
This will literally happen if you don't start putting things up your ass.
Tell me what you made when you cum back
May I have one hug at least? :c
currently sitting around to wait for [thing] to happen, just like the rest of my life
You know me. I did my research. Watched as you became the trap we needed you to be.
Stop waiting and start doing.
I don't even know why I laughed.
Who was the poster from way back who used to post with Macha, from .hack?
Go commando under hosiery?
Sir, we have a warrant, tell us what's in the trunk!
I can't "start doing" waiting for medicaid application to go through
Just listen to this on repeat all day everyday, Tokai.
I thought you would
What was that other game where there were 3 players and they each had an army of one of the RS gods? do you know?
Armies of Gielinor
We have to lead him back to his shepherd.
That was Darwin using some furry's folder.
Oh wow I might ask you to play that with me some day.
Stop making excuses for yourself and just do it.
Who'd Clare use from .hack?
That's one hell of a quest.
yeah, let me just waltz right on up to the medicaid office with a gun and demand medicaire, THAT OUTTA DO IT.
tfw your life is literally 95% waiting for things that are completely out of your control
the other 5% is food and anime
he's actually kinda cute
Did you get that folder from one of the Canadian three stooges?
We can rebuild him.
We have the technology.
I don't know when thats gonna be though.
Maybe you should just off yourself. Take life by the balls and do something with it, dummy.
An alligator ate a 2 year old at Disney World
can't. my friends might get hurt
Pretty sure he was high/drunk.
I slept in too late
Maybe they're just holding you back.
Back to bed.
I remember using Tsukasa and An for a day, or something.
Originally it was just my framerips and really lazy manual booru scrape.
Then Theseius gave me hers.
Then I put it through the random batch renamer Oreo made me.
oh? did you have plans?
She had them to not be Clare and do the "help" thing.
I figured it was Lu's.
Better not forget the flux capacitor from the bunch this time.
Not today but I don't like feeling so lazy :c
what comic is this
Lucy used Ruby at some point?
get lost already
tfw you tend to annoy your friends because they're your only friends and get all of your social attention, meanwhile they have closer firends and larger circles of friends than you so you're nothing but an aquantence to them
I'm sorry for being a bother
In a moment of all seriousness, if we were tasked to straightening him back out I'm pretty sure we'd fail horrifically. There's just things modern science can't quite fix.
The other Lu: Lucchini.
Protip: Those aren't your friends~
I'll never forgive you.
I forgot there was even a person with that identity.
well then I guess I have no friends and I should just die but I don't have the courage to go through with it
Sleep well Goggles.
I used to think that nothing was out of reach with nuclear science, but the future's not so bright.
He's one of the Canadian Three Stooges: Lucchini, Hartmann, and Kamina, since they were utterly deficient mentally.
So then go do something, you dummy.
The world is your oyster etc, and you're just sitting for medicaid or some shit whining on the internet.
if I went outside the house I'd probably be raped and murdered by mexicans
I saw them in concert like twice.
I have a quandary.
Dark Cloud and Dark Cloud 2
or Atelier Sophie: Alchemist of the Mysterious Book?
I didn't realize they were all Canadian.
Still sounds more productive than whatever it is you're doing.
They'll try to sell drugs to you first
You just gotta rape and murder them before they rape and murder you
I used to play "Renegade" by Styx on repeat during a Renegade Shepard playthroughs of the Mass Effect. It made me feel like a space cowboy.
not having everyone flagged as "Rape and Murder on sight."
I have fond memories of Dark Cloud and have no idea what the other thing is so
Kamina was in Fagifornia but close enough.
The others were in BC.
Nice! I'm a little jealous. I've never seen Styx, but have seen a bunch of other dad rock concerts.
Kiss, Journey, Van Halen, Ozzy, Fleetwood Mac, Rush, Def Leppard, Aerosmith to name a few~
I miss going to shows now.
THE JIG IS UP THE NEWS IS OUT THEY' VE FINALLY FOUND ME
I've got a secret ♫
Iron Maiden, Kansas, Foreigner, Styx, Bruce Springsteen and quite a few others I'm sure I'm forgetting.
people with actual lives don't have the option to sleep in late.
not like i can judge. but i do.
some clean one. i liked the style. and the twilight.
can't seem to find or remember capping from where.
Y'learn something new every day.
I remember Hart always used to hit me up on skype when I left the first time.
Foreigner must have been rad. I don't think Iron Maiden was at that Ozzfest I went to, but Slayer was and they kicked ass :3
Tom Petty puts on a good show too. There was this drunk old lady that would not stop dancing and it was hilarious.
Reverse Googles says "Discord Comics".
It made me feel like a space cowboy.
just say the word fampai
it has to be when not playing luge though since those games tend to last like 10-20 minyoots rather than 3-10 like queues last
They were all...bizarre.
Styx had multiple vocalists from their past preforming the songs recording under each and made it kind of fun how'd they transition.
The best part about "dad rock" concerts are how liberal the old farts are in giving minors booze and pot.
Everyone secretly yearns to be a space cowboy.
-kisses ur massive forehead-
I tried that, too. No such luck.
gives me an idea though...
Saminya was the original CD, as far as I know.
I also seem to remember him relaxing a lot after that became common knowledge.
I can't get comfy.
why does everyone keep saying that!
I hear that's common for people who can make chips on demand.
also sci said hello
what is [thing]?
Let's be honest: he was not a good one.
And the whole TWISTED WRECKAGE joke.
Tell Sci to die
new ookemon so good ^^
only colbs here who also has it?
I think most people have it; he's just the only one who talks about it.
That might be true.
What happened to edgy Erio?
because it's cute. also sci is lurking and says he loves you.
BECAUSE JUST LIKE A TRAIN WRECK
YOU CANNOT LOOK AWAY.
You mean the new game that's not out yet?
FOUR WAY BATTLE ROYALS!
I have OR and AS.
I'm e-hugging you, you just can't see it.
1:41 PM - love: shes just joking around...
Dunno. I saw most of those shows when I was like 13-16 so I wasn't into that stuff yet. *shrugs*
I totally believe it though.
time for me to leave then
why didn't the father jump on the aligator's back and stick his thumbs in it's eye sockets
what the fuck is this shit
he did kinda want to save his child, but didn't want to get wet, or something?
[generic kawaii loli sounds]
well yaknow... alligators.
do you have it??????
eeeehh not the newest ones
x and y I mean
there was probably some distance between them while the kid was in the water. Crocs/Alligators are pretty explosive when they get their prey. So the kid was even farther when he was taken.
it already had it's mouth full, and by the time it didn't it would have been blind, i feel that's an acceptable level of risk when your son is being eaten
he got lightly injured trying to pull his son back, he was definitely close enough
IT WAS LIKE STARING INTO THE SUN.
I was like 16-18 and all of these were open air venues so security was nonexistent.
[generic oblivious MC sounds]
Oh, X and Y.
Yeah, I have both of those too.
Probably easier to conceive another kid than to battle a giant reptile to retrieve your newly maimed one.
The croc was probably in deep water and him in a little shallower water.
If you lose your ground, you lose all leverage
WHEN YOU STARE INTO THE TWISTED WRECKAGE
THE TWISTED WRECKAGE STARES INTO YOU
Grim, there are no crocs in America.
I regret turning on my 3DS and looking at my friends list to see my Mii.
so, when he was he was close enough to grab hold of his kid, that should have been the exact moment he leaped on it like a frog without hesitation
he could have saved the kid, but he faltered
actually, in the same article
American crocodiles also are found in the state, primarily in the south.
Look up the American Crocodile
I stand corrected.
I sexually identify as an alligator and this offends me
chu 'n stuff
I eated and got away with it
found it. looked up a phrase in one of the comics. someone had turned it into an animation on youtube.
in the desc was linked the original artist.
it's fun I love it, I played for 8 hours last nite after I bought it
caught a pikachu in the first forest like a professional
hi five me bro
Are you not allowed to eat?
Why does this even exist?
ill smash a alligator
I played it a bunch but got bored.
There's like no real post-E4 content.
Cause furrys always provide the goods. No animals is untouched.
As would I
reminds me of one of David's stories
he was at a football game with a friend, and there was a police horse, and he was like "bet you don't smash that horse", and the guy just walked right up no hesitation and smashed the horse in the mouth
I can eat anything
the rules are my bitch
OC DONUT STEEL
crocodiles do not have that long legs do they
Do they not have Animal Planet in Norway?
i do not in any way condone smashing horses
but that is really funny tbh
still feel bad for the horse tho, they're cool guys.
Wah, 'n' stuff.
I'm making Kraft Dinner, apparently.
I caught everything everywhere.
Like a professional.
Doing it in ORAS now, and for some reason restarted X and Y.
Even haram food?
what about collecting shinies and fighting ur friends
did someone accidentally drop their child in alligator pit or something??
I don't think they have anything other than donut shops according to him.
He did it wrong. He should've slapped it right on the ass.
a man dropped his alligator in a baby pit
That's just a grindfest of breeding.
an alligator dropped his man in a baby pit
i think this was actually a big alligator, but some of the creatures in that sort of mouth-lizard genre have like, fucking dog legs
I made German sausage and something potato
im above muhammed, im the realest islam
The croc was probably a Mexican immigrant terrorist.
[insert sexual innuendo about German sausage here]
iPad almost dead and my charger is at work durrr
buhbye for now
a pit dropped it's alligator on a manbaby
Oh yeah? Whats good about it?
Stick your bratwurst in his sauerkraut.
I really needa clean my bed
..I will pray for you
I'll have your sausage
Lol loco trying to be relevant
when did I come up with these file names
When you were still in denial.
Well...it's sunny and bright.
why is he using a condom? she can't get pregnant
He's kind of been openly fagtastic for years.
let's go with that.
I won't refuse.
tokai i am so pleased with you
saving my post on the topic for cherished memories
The suns a dick and burnt my skin yesterday.
He isn't finished yet
How long has he even been posting now?
Time goes by too quickly.
she could have got a disease back in the 20's.
Please if she had a disease at that age she would already be dead
Well that wasn't very nice...then again, we haven't been very nice to nature recently, so it makes sense that it wants its revenge.
Tokai needs some killer pumps
They let me pick, did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever girly boy I wanted. You know me. I did my research, watched as you became the trap we needed you to be. Like the others, you were camp and cute and cock-hungry. A natural bender. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw... but me. Can you guess? A hormonal imbalance. Was I wrong?
Its gonna try and get me again when I go into work today.
I think like the entire time we've been on Holla Forums.
oh let's not go to Germany though, they're evil.
OH MY GOD
*shrugs* I don't know when that started cause I had to find you guys.
Watcha do for a living?
i am here to announce i will fuck all the bitches and since you are all bitches i guess you are all on the list : ^)
I teach people how to swim and lifeguard and stuff.
depends on the disease
You are a bitch. Fuck yourself.
Ouch. Water only magnifies the sun rays.
Is a pretty nice time to go swimming tho.
I do know how to pick 'em.
So someone I made plans with on Friday night bailed earlier, and this made me pleased as they're irritating as fuck. But suddenly a third friends said the stuff is back on. I'm mad.
STOP OPPRESSING BOO
HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS NIECE
Y-you're asking me to do this!?
My largest known denomination is evil.
I've been in water so much I actually hate swimming now
Here in your arms
-tries to give you a kiss but you already left- v.v
Goodbye, fellow burger.
Time for a career change
I do believe you
But I have you, and can't have Germany.
unless we conquer it
Tried to stab you, but you were already dead.
thats the final boss, i rather take something easy first like you for example
about three months ago this wouldve been a lot funnier, instead i was just confused at first
This Galaxy is vast; its wonders and beauty are almost unfathomable. But the galaxy also hides dark secrets, some of which have lain dormant since the beginning of time itself. There is a danger in secrets, both in seeking and in knowing. Some things are meant to be hidden from view. Some mysteries defy understanding, and sometimes even the things we think we know are untrue. Some secrets should remain untouched. The traps were one such secret.
Help him find Jesus again and stop being a homosexual.
Why does she have Naruto eyes?
Nice Valium post
i haven't started the valium yet :/
Not for like another year or so though.
I heard he got banned for something CP-related but we're confused as to what that was.
An unexplained miracle hue
I'd stick my dick in the crazy that is Hotaru.
Let's not go to Germany.
Their language is silly.
stop being a homosexual.
Sorry, that post was just humorous to me.
Pfff, i would rek u, dood.
I certainly wouldn't touch a trap.
Cause she knows nin-jistu?
At least it'll happen. And you don't even need to worry about going back to school.
i wasnt here the past bit so no idea, wouldnt surprise me i had sorta told chii and sebs when they were around that itd probably come to that some day with him lol
you can try but one way or another you will learn your place, so its all fine
Don't laugh at me.
My job is pretty easy for me though so I shouldn't really complain.
heh this is true.
The more east I go, the shittier it gets.
until I hit canada
lets go to church though
Erin look up some all/croc videos
watch how violent they get when they grab their prey
then youll realize why papa didn't leap into alligator infested waters
I probably would too...provided she dresses up in gothic lingerie first.
Oh you with the big boy pants.
And you get to look at some extra skin.
You don't want him to end up like one of those queers in Orlando, do you?
People in swimsuits doesn't do anything for me though.
i am perfectly aware.
I've seen a lot of nip slips though.
Ohio river valley
well they did have to conceal something so it is befitting buuut since youd be taking that job i am sure i could do without this once
It's just something about having that message next to the image of a kappa with the ability to manipulate water..
I'm not particularly religious, but I'll go with you.
[spoiler]Tsuchi wants me to show you
You're the dark one that keeps lagging behind, aren't you?
I'll do my best to keep him from going too far down the path of darkness.
average person doesnt really know the weakness of crocs
We should kill all animals that are natural predators because parents are lazy ;^)
The rinnegan is doujutsu though
the kid was just wading in the water though.
That's not lazy.
that's like universal
Tsuchi wants me to show you Jesus.
Just because you look like a gayer Jesus doesn't mean I'm saying you.
afaik there was only a no swimming sign
Not enough eye candy?
Then again, I guess it's hard for you to stare since everyone is staring right back at you.
Who's they? I'm talking about you.
Well, she's slutjitsu.
That is entirely not where I was going with that.
I'm pretty much a fish still though.
tbh it actually astounds me how like nearly every manages to make it through life with both squishy goo balls in their face in-tact
seriously, if you had an object you had to carry around all day, and it had two balls of jelly in it, how quick would they get messed up?
how come you can manage it with your face?
Because accidents cannot possibly happen and we should make a nanny state where remove all possibility for accidents to even happen.
the pants, my slow to follow pet
but I wanna do you there
Well I wanna see him too, doesn't anyone?
I'm generalizing all of the animal bullshit I remember since I've been born.
FUCK, I NEED TO SAVE MY SON, BUT HE'S IN THE WATER AND THE SIGN SAYS NO SWIMMING
Also who are you?
When I lived out west there used to be signs saying "Do not stick your hands into Prairie Dog holes- Bubonic plague and rattlesnakes"
And by George, parents were letting their rugrats stick their whole little arms down there.
L-let's go to church.
Church sounds good.
Pants are not people.
The diablo poster.
My bad, gay Jesus.
ok but who is that guy?
Baby goats are too cute.
Mhm. I'm helping herd the rest of the herd. :P
brb in an hour
and yiss really
I'm not giving you my irl info if that's what you're after.
ho ho ho
Weren't you another user before that?
I remember a state park with a sign that specifically said, "Do not shit in the woods, there's bathrooms."
Everyone was still pissing/shitting right off a fucking trail, not even in the woods.
Wait who are you even?
they are going to be treated on the same level as you clearly, so if it is not people that makes you the same : ^)
lets adopt one
Nope. Diablo posting was my original behavior.
I'm the Diablo poster goddamnit!
I'll make it heavenly
**kinda wanna act upon these thoughts but going on a record*
Let's get two so they each have someone to play with. They have so much energy!
Won't you just be struck by lightning and smited the moment you step foot inside a church?
I like it when its unspoilered.
Why would that happen?
The dark lord will protect them
If that was real I wouldn't be here right now.
The smoldering ruins of Sodom.
Then most of the developed world should be smited.
Most of the world period should be smited.
Kill the jews
You're starting to sound disturbingly like Gilgamesh.
to the sea!!
i want to read an autobiography this month, or a biography
of some historical figure
who should I read?
You like that though.
I remember when mine was that small.
flood the world with All the World's Evils just so the strong of humanity worth ruling survive
Calm down there, Hitler.
Lash her with a cat-o-nine tails before dragging her to the local church.
It's not a Rottweiler.
It's a dachshund.
I wonder if the sea salt makes other things taste salty
I'd offer a cup of tea
My bad then.
rape is the only answer
I love you
Kind of looks like Luka.
Surprise baby in the background.
They have the same markings.
Don't worry. I had a wiener dog like that as a kid and the neighbor had a rottweiler and thought the wiener would "grow up" to be that.
Granted I was like five.
I know that eating fruit makes it sweeter.
Dapples are so cute.
That guy is way fatter than the picture you're talking about.
not sure why I knew his full name. probably from something.
what makes him worth finding out about?
i intend to eventually. i like his contemporaries.
never read a thing by him directly.
they refer to him in The Count of Monte Cristo a few times,
literally calling The Count some incarnation of a 'Byronic hero'.
tragic, handsome, and flashy. maybe.
sorta wanted to tackle The Romantic period all at once someday.
Do you disagree?
What the fuck she's spilling all of her drink on the bed this is unacceptable.
t-time to get shopping!
I didn't know the term for this. Thanks!
L-love is a very strong word...
"[Lorca] was homosexual, as everyone knows, and madly in love with me. He tried to screw me twice. I was extremely annoyed, because I wasn’t homosexual, and I wasn’t interested in giving in. Besides, it hurts. So nothing came of it. But I felt awfully flattered vis-à-vis the prestige. Deep down I felt that he was a great poet and that I owe him a tiny bit of the Divine Dalí's asshole. He eventually bagged a young girl, and she replaced me in the sacrifice. Failing to get me to put my ass at his disposal, he swore that the girl’s sacrifice was matched by his own: it was the first time he had ever slept with a woman." - Salvador Dalí
byronic hero is a common phrase.
Wait are you Erio or who
"Byronic hero" in and of itself is modeled after Byron himself: fatally flawed in some way, handsome, driven by something that is romantic and "right", and overly sympathetic.
It's the only part of romanticism I really care for.
We both would be wiped out by that.
The plan is less than .1% of humanity or life itself at that point.
Oh. ex[;aoms a lot
I know what I said.
Buy some fruit!
Threads dead, baby.
I'll get fruit tomorrow.
I want bitter now anyway
But bitter makes it harder to swallow.
lewd as fuck
I had two companion dogs from infancy until right after high school, both dachshunds. I had one since I was born and the other to replace them.
Perfect leg warmers.
We'd be in the pile of corpses holding the new humanity up.
not for me
Kinda want to drive to work, but not sure if it's worth risking getting pulled over or whatnot for having borked headlights...
very interesting. is there a book worth reading about him, or just research and his poems?
i ask because i got a gift card and apparently there are biographies worth reading for their insight and portrayals about historical figures.
i get that, but apparently it was something French aristocracy talked about in TCOMC.
took that to mean the idea of one was known enough back then to refer to casually. at least in that circle.
I could just say it got dropped off to me at work and I didn't know about the lights.
who knew the male scene was so big
I scroll through the thread really fast and see a good girl like in this picture
I <3 doing hair bows like that~
At least we'll help to remove those weaker than ourselves.
Is it the housing(s) or bulb(s)?
There's a two volume biography out there that I haven't read. Read that one.
I love that song twice as much so I post it twice ;;
I don't fuckin' know lol
The first day I had it I had both highbeams at least and now I only have the one lol
Yeh, maybe not worth. I'd better get ready and start my walk.
Planning on going full Orlando?
You can't do that, you are all I focus on.
I don't understand.
Do you mean it.. ?
It's been dead for four years
not gay enough
I had a weenie dog too. Got her when I was in the fourth grade. She lived to be about 16 in human years before she got sick. She had this ritual of falling sleep snuggled between me and my arm, then sneaking off in the middle of the night to sleep with my mom. She refused to do it in reverse order and would whine if she I went to bed without her.
They won't give you a citation for a first offense sort of thing. Just give you a warning.
Check the fuses first then the bulbs.
If the bulb's blown, it's like $10.
Only if everything is set in motion.
I know. I've already got one of my other coworkers making a list of parts I need to buy because they all do my bidding for me lol
-tugs your blouse-
He was also a playboy and a bisexual.
F-flatter will get you e-everywhere.
What happened to shopping?