Webm Thread

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Alex was the one with the chainsaw. Ash was the scared bitch who would surrender.

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I don't really remember who of the duck brothers was who, so I just went with a rhyme

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Good shit but you really need to compress it further. 9MB for 24 seconds?

Dear God, what have I done?

I'm both impressed that it was possible to make a whole episode this small and disgusted by the hilariously bad quality.

Could a kind user please make this into a webm?

Get that cuckchan shit out of here

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Beat me to it. Guess the internet isn't so good in Guadalajara, Israel.

POST NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 2136, GET WEBM DESCRIBING YOUR FUTURE

Doing it again this thread because I have nothing better to do.

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Current year.

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You get whimsical weeb music. Congratulations.

You get neat indie music. Congratulations.

You get sponge bread, congratulations.

he's a BIG GUY

check my 4 u

You get mildly stale memes, congratulations.

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You get neat indie-electro music, congratulations.

You are Holla Forums personified as two angry old men, congratulations.

I don't think any of these would fall under "future-telling" unfortunately.

I downloaded the whole series in a similar resolution back around 2006 on limewire. I still had a 24kbs modem

You get hipster synth shit. Congratulations.

You get a G-G-GENUINE DICKSTUCKER, congrats.

Wait, so you had to wait if you wanted to watch videos on youtube?

They never buffered for me correctly so I had to download the videos before watching them.

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That's absolutely barbaric

You get what you deserve. I'm sorry.

2017

2007
The year the Internet went to shit. Give me something good I can associate with this number, please.

I thought everything went to shit in '08?

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You get public access. Congratulations?

You get BUGGED DRIVING UP AND DOWN THE SAME OLD STRIP. Congratulations.

Nope, '07 is when Facebook went public, tumblr and big bang theory were created, iPhone launched, and that HACKERS ON STEROIDS report came out, bringing attention to halfchan.

Fuck next year is going to be shit.

Lacking of vidya here. Also daily reminder of the one person who makes webm threads off topic cancer: archive.is/6DPF5

i'm curious at what 1488 is

I don't know what I'm looking for in that link, but since you asked, have some vidya. :^)

The numbered list gods aren't a fan of Holla Forums.

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Fuck you.

Heres a videogame, with memes too!

Just find the most autistic posts you can find.

kek

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U get knuckles. Congratulations.

Not bad tbh.

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Source?

Idk it tbh lad.

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You get autistic shitposting, congratulations.

That's a shame. I appreciate the response anyway.

Np lad.

I love it

Never knew the trick to magic jpgs
Either way, going 517

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Lucky 777
Big butts, no whammies

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You get the rare version of "obligatory/dem moves.webm", congratulations.

Good luck finding the song sauce though, it's hard to find.

You get melancholy, congrats.

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I got you fam.

You get the best form of multiculturalism. Congrats.

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You get cheeky animals, congratulations.

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No problem, I don't want it

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Was there a second season of Girls und Panzer or is that an OVA?

A second season and a movie is in the works

Already Picked.

It's a movie. Girls und Panzer der Film.
Have some music from it.

other way around season 2 in works, movie has been out.

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Oh I see, thanks

no problem

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Better quality for less memory?

Encoding magic?

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Gimme the 555, boss.

What is going on here? Is that some kind of sea slug that only dwells in ocean bottom rivers? What is the slavspeak saying?

It's not an actual homonculus, is it? Don't spook me.

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You get alcoholism, congrats.

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I am looking at law school next year. The webm will tell me how that will pan out.

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Sounds like it'll go good, if you can grow some things. Congratulations.

You get cute food, congratulations.

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He was trying to create one for quite a while, maybe he succeded

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fresh oc

can anyone zoom in on the chat before the fun starts? i can't into video editing

The first two sound useful, but how will having a heart help me as a lawyer?

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You the best user.

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You get quality nudity that was in a french children's cartoon, congratulations!

I unno, passion?

I wish there was a game where I could have my owl vessel and just travel around ports trading and having fun with my crew. sigh

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Do uncensored versions of this exist?

That is the uncensored version in the cartoon.

However, I also have some official drawings as well.

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yes

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Sorry user the > wasn't supposed to be there.
6540

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Can I get some?

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We're going to be seeing this often I guess, considering the new influx we're going to be getting

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I can kind of make out 2 nipples in there

I just got back from Holla Forums, anons were recommending reddit on how to
GET A FUCKING LICENSE TO GO ON BARS

I don't have a 6540, it's 1-2136.

You get Mike Myers in a cat outfit. Congratulations?

That's the point…

My bad, 2135?

I checked the thread, there's a couple of people sensible enough to sage, but it's not drowning out the underage shit.

You fall out of a plane and live, congratulations.

Yeah, it's not meant to be very clear looking, I don't think they would be cool with that, even in France.

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It still hurts to see.

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No worries, you get weeb beats. It might mean love or something, I can't speak moon.

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proof the earth is flat

This sounds pretty good user, thanks!

Guns. Bigguns. Congratulations.

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I just checked that out
Holy fucking shit

I've never seen the full video. Have the source, user?

Hopefully people start fighting back. Methods like these are only effective up until the point you retaliate by burning down entire neighborhoods.

These things are gold, thanks user.

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Better version.

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Whats with this trend of putting german WW2 footage with shit music? At least it isn't as bad as the niggabeatz version.

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>Tf2 characters violently fucking overwatch bitches
This could be good.

Better version.

Better better version.

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You got an easy one last time. Let's kick it up a notch, shall we?

d/dx f(x)
f(x) = tan(3x) / csc(4x^2 + 2x)

evaluate d/dx f(x) at x = 4.

I hope you brought a calculator and scratch paper.

And this is why we need to build the wall.

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If you want to make other people do your baby calc homework be a little more explicit, also that's not a whole number you numbnuts.

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Reminder that Maddox has gone full cuck mode and the reason the podcast ended is because Dick had sex with a girl he used to date.

His nails are the grossest part of that webm

JAPAN CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Requesting that dark as fuck webm, that includes the guy with panties on his face pointing a gun to his head.

That's gotta be the worst soundtrack to someone being brutally dismantled that could possibly exist. If you're going to go to all the trouble of killing someone in such a fashion then at least put on some fitting music.

I apologize, algebranon, I am a NEET whose only skills are currently video games, having opinions, and collecting webms.

Hopefully someone can solve it.

You get lazy game design, congratulations.

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Just find Nobodytm on youtube. I think he may have had his own site. I think that specific video was made by someone else but they are the same thing generally.

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You need to elaborate right fucking now.

You get TABERU, ITADAKIMASU.

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Byzantiboos need not reply.

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I feel like this one has a hilarious relevant historical moment associated with it and I don't know what it is.

Hopefully it's funny to you.

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Isn't that the guy who gets assmad at memes and thinks "whites are worse than blacks because capitalism"? Seems like a faggot tbh.

Better version.

You get clean, crispy fps in 2hu form, congrats.

Does this autist have a name? This is golden.

That was nice, thank you

Fall of Constantinople, my man.
How about 1204

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Monster Girls. Not sure what that has to do with a siege, but whatever works.

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Is this guy actually saying.

Like, for real real actually saying.

That he doesn't believe a single person who played Dark Souls was able to equip a weapon without looking up how to do it in a guide somewhere?

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You're probably going to jail, user.

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Aw shit, you've cursed us user. Cancer's gonna arrive in 8ch soon enough.

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dog bles

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You get patriotism and cancer. I'm sorry.

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You get the vintage WoW memes.

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You do sick stunts in a tank, congratulations.

just google it, he has a new channel Tlgamer

there is stuff all over about his autistic rants

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How low can you go, user?

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You can't be serious, bruh.

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You have a point about the song though but I didn't make the webm and re-purposing shit is never bad.
Don't act like everybody here didn't hear it from MGS

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I don't have a clever comment for this one.

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At least I keked

Already picked, boss

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Awww shucks

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I know you didn't make it. Just surprised the guy who made it didn't even think of looking up what the song was about. Kind of like that one pic that /k/ kept posting that featured some bikini bimbo dancing to Fortunate Son (aka it ain't me), completely missing the point of the song.

Come to think of it, many songs used like this have the opposite meaning. Maybe I'm the only one that gives a shit.

I totally heard it from MGS. But I remembered the names from school…

You know, this gives me a new appreciation for ISIS. I've seen a fuckton of beheading and dismemberment videos over the past few years, but in the ISIS ones they sometimes manage to cut their victims heads off in a minute or less because they use good, robust combat knives and actually put some upper body strength into their cuts. Those niggers have it down to an art and it shows.

Meanwhile, you have these cartel spics effeminately using a shitty boxcutter like they're trying to carefully vivisect him because the pussy doing the cutting doesn't want to get his girly hands all bloody or get too close to the thrashing corpse. ISIS gets it done in one minute usually with one guy, while the spics need three guys for over three minutes. For fuck's sake, they didn't even finish the job.

Pretty guns. Congrats.

Also the music is top tier

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Cartel violence isn't about religious punishments. It's about theater. Notice they flayed his face and cut off his hands. They want to make that fuck suffer.

The also know that what they are doing is wrong. Maybe that's the source of hesitation. ISIS has no qualms because in their heart of hears they believe that what they are doing is God's will.

Nah, I do that too. It's weird seeing songs used where the lyrics don't match (unless it's intentional dissonance, then it's cool). I saw a shaving ad once using a Phantogram song and all I could think about was "this song is about spousal abuse".

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You know, I think you have a point. In retrospect, maybe the cartel vids I've seen were only warnings, since they only cut a limb off with an axe/machete, or just carve the face off. I thought what I was seeing in the webm was a long and drawn out execution being done very poorly, so I may have looked at this the wrong way.

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RIP in peace Nujabes
You too Ryan

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Should have opted for opus over vorbis. It doesn't much matter above 150kbps, but opus really shines at lower bitrates than that.

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I know

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I need to get more 2hu soups.

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I don't have anymore either you should too

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That was nice and crisp, thanks user.

I don't remember that fight at all. That was pretty good. I still refuse to re-watch that series.

Cell's reaction is priceless.

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Some fresh 60 fps soup.

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nice

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My first webm. Got deleted from US youtube.

pretty good stuff

Not bad

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I need to remake with the new limit in mind.

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Might as well wait until the limit is further extended, if Codemonkey is true to his word

Aiye, together they are right under 15.8 megs, right under 16.

I know, I've tried to post them both. What I'm waiting for is the promised 14mb extend that was supposed to come this week

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Nice to see 4chan took over Holla Forums with no resistance

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Holy fuck, that quality is awesome
Is this from the blurays?

Whalecum to /k/.mp4

I'm in the middle of tagging my webbums right now, so just imagine i have smug anime girls here.

His point about the sign is retarded but the inventory is stupid as fuck and should be taken out the back and shot.

Also

Back to /k/ with that autism, you massive sperg.

Glad to know there are still more ovens that need to be built for the likes of him.

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2 nukes weren't enough

PC players are such degenerates.

Yep

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Yup, Cell putting on a show of being hurt for 10 seconds, to then completely regenerate and wreck Vegeta's (the prince of whiny useless faggots) shit…..

It was priceless.

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New thread soon's

Well, Vegeta did have to fuck up the angle of his shot to not destroy the planet. And that "oh shit" is enough to show that Cell didn't expect that amount of power being shot at him

jesus fuck where was that?

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