Please tell me this game is assblasting SJWs & game journalists

It's shit

I wish we actually cared about if the gameplay was good instead of this cucky war against games journalists who nobody here even reads (I hope)

There's lots of unlockable routes with unique dialogue and bosses, but the gameplay is too repetitive. Lewd is limited to voice acting and animations: no nudity.

Fuck off back to your safespace, faggot. :^)

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That battle is over friend, sit back and watch the dumpster fire of modern humanity.

I played through it once and was getting really bored because it has NO challenge, it's impossible to die. Maybe because it was designed to be used with controller and mouse is so superior?
Anyway I'm assblasted because after all my efforts Shirahane just friendzoned me. What did I do wrong? Do you need to choose the correct dialogue every time or something?

at worst, e-tabloids will later write a passive-aggressive tl;dr essay about how the game supports the normalization of rape/sexism/bigotry/whatever

I realized a long time ago that the average person here has the same level of skill at video games as your average triggered tumblrina.

The main difference is that Holla Forums lies about it and is in full denial, that's basically it.

Neither side gives a shit about gameplay or getting gud, all they care about is pissing each other off.
People that actually like video games and their gameplay are doomed, in 5 years tops we'll go fully extinct, only professional shitposting dank meme addicts will be left to inherit this hobby.

I was honestly hoping for a shoot 'em up optionally with cute girls or a standard colorful craft blowing shit up with lewd minigames in between.

Why the fuck else would you put GUN in the title?

I honestly think there's a potential for lewd games to compete with the obnoxiously blockbuster wannabe shit out there if they would just try to be just as fun as they are sexy, especially porn games which have an added edge of both giving you actual fap material as well as gameplay. I remember hearing so much shit about Killer Is Dead over Gigolo mode and when I looked it up out of boredom-when my brother wanted to watch my play his 360 just to touch consoles again-I found a really shallow and pointless feature. Just ogling girls you're trying to romance for guns without getting caught with a jarringly artificial affection gauge that giving random shit with no context helps fill? It disappoints me to no end how romance options never really add any substance or something to do. Like, what if when you go after certain girls in an RPG or action game that you go on special missions working together and otherwise beating stuff up as usual to build relationship or have to do some entertaining mini games to get shit like fluffy stuffed animals or even jewels for them?

anyone got some teacher webms? I need some cute aras

There's teachers?

4 or 5 iirc.

I'm sure someone is ass blasted about anything.

In my experience the average poster is pretty open about their lack of git gud in a certain vidya/genre or their lack of shits given about gitting gud in a certain vidya/genre.

Where as tumblrinas and game journos try to actively kill git gud and think they have anything of worth to say about a game's mechanics while having no understanding and even less interest to git gud than your grandma does about vidya.

You're a fucking faggot, who probably hasn't lurked enough to even make a believable "Holla Forums is one person" meme.

Kindly fuck off.