Games you'll force your kids to play

Notice it's the Gamecube version.

lol.

Yeah? I plan to have a family don't you?

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Sh-shut the fuck up,

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I'd get my kids into management and simulation games. Teach them how to work on a budget. You don't want them to grow up thinking you can afford to keep throwing panda mascots into the park while Ferris Wheel 1 still hasn't been fixed and puke lines every pathway.

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What's wrong with the Dreamcast version?

I distinctly remember that if you reset the console while in the middle of a level, for whatever reason you may have, it will delete all saved data, so that's one point against it.

Children are a myth, user. Like unicorns.

that's a dude isn't it?

I wouldn't force that shit game on any kids.


What with your waifu? "perfect" sameface 2d kids with shallow personalities defined not by experiences or innate personality traits but by their physical appearance, gimmicky fears like eggplants and your own personal sexual fetishes as the creator.

Have fun.

The original Resident Evil. It's supposed to be scary, but nobody over the age of 12 would be remotely spooked by it.

I don't want my kid to turn into an autistic furry like you, OP

I'd probably have them play something fun, comfy, and very time consuming like Dragon's Dogma. This game made me feel like a kid again because of how wondrous it was, I can't imagine how a kid would feel playing it.

I'd make them play NMS to show them the horrors of the early 2000's

I plan on making 10 or so reverse sex clones of myself when the technology finally gets here.

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Why do you even care? Are you going to force them to shitpost and make garbage threads on anonymous image boards all day because you do it too?

First two are patrician choices, user

Never happened to me. You must've got a defective copy.

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You're right.

I think they mean the early 21st century.

Sure, that's a possibility, but here's a question; did you ever feel the need to let alone actually take the action of resetting the Dreamcast while playing mid-level?

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These.

When I babysit my roommate's daughter she really likes Smash Bros and Pokemon, so I guess one of those. Maybe some co-op game like Kirby or something, I don't know.

I meant this

With or without compensation? If without

MY ROOMATE'S DAUGHTER

my roommate is a girl who stays with me and the rest of my family; her daughter lives with her grandmother and visits her mom here sometimes

why am I talking about this here

Is she cute?

explains a lot about the world of today

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Playing this blind I had no idea how big/small the world was. I feel like open worlds should always hide the map size until you expand it on your own. In TES you can just open the map and see the extent of the world but in this you could only see Cassardis and the coastline, you didn't really know how far west the game expanded and I like that sense of unknowing. Kind of sucked though when I thought the Greatwall Encampment was just a wall between Gransys and some other equally sized area and found out otherwise.

If the little idiots die on Duriel I'll kill them myself

Forcing this on my kid.

When mom's not home, we'll play GTA and run people over all day

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the sad part is that was actually part of the plan before most of the content got cut

You were originally going to go to the moon in the endgame and it would be about the same size as Gransys, which itself was going to be about 2x bigger than the Gransys we got because of all the areas in it that got cut. It was going to have a big focus on end game in the moon and endless tower (an infinite tower that connected every player's world like the everfall) and the first part of the game was only made to look like "generic fantasy" to make the crazy shit in late game seem all the more crazy.

>tfw crapcom would rather make SFV dlc and DR4 wacky meme edition than make DD2 which would make kajillions of dollars if they actually competed with Bethesda, made it pc focused + mod tools, marketed it, and FINISHED THE GAME

Guess which game.

I already have kids through some strange wizardry. Played through my old copies of Streets of Rage 1-3 with the oldest once. It was fun.

this

**>tfw got a girlfriend recently

I am fucking good at spoilers kill me.

Just the games that I played as a kid.

Allow me to fix that for you for general use

tfw got a dog recently

user you mispelled Grande

Good taste sir.

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It's easy to end up being a dad once you lower your expectations enough. Just ask your own.

Tomoko could never love someone in return. She is trapped in her own self-deprecating world. All we can do is observe her beauty and potential from afar as she is such a paradoxial tragedy. Oh, that the greatest quailty of your beauty is that same thing that makes you unreachable.


I’d make my kids play Ultima series games on original hardware.

>Shut the fuck up you little shit, glorious Nintendo can do no wrong, they are single-handedly saving gaming, our glorious leader Iwata should be canonized, GAMECUBE was the only console worth owning in the 6th gen, somebody give me my pokémon plushie!

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are you fucking stupid
It's like people ignore the perfect pc port of sonic adventure 2

I forget I even have it at times even though it's one of my favorite games to speedrun.

Don't worry, we're meeting G over there.

Why does this thread smell like Reddit?
As well as a bunch of other threads?

Silver Surfer

I've already taken care of G. This is only the beginning.

How could anyone
DO
this?

There was nothing we could do.

I mean it's just spoonfeeding/datamining threads upon cancer and one sentence OPs.

Fair enough, he's nowhere near as fearful in later patches.


You've got one. Have another.

My god.

faggot.

kids can be surprisingly bad at video games, because they're kids
they get better as they get older
i don't think i could beat egg viper in SA1 till I was 12

Plebs and Autists the lot of you.

It's a timeless classic that every kid must play.

absolutely patrician.

Good taste, I probably make my kids play Ace Combat also and a bunch of old sonic games for windows 98.

What the hell are you idiots even talking about, none of you will ever have kids.

If by some miracle or by forcefully raping some woman tied in your sex dungeon basement you do have kids, they'll hate your guts just like every single person on this planet already hates you, they'll be no different.

The only good choice, friend.

such projection

What if I'm married?

Does you wife know she married a loser?

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/r/-ing that one Medium post where some dad made his kid play Arcade - N64 titles as his very first games and the kid actually got gud, to the point where he kicks his dad's ass in vidya but still prefers to play Autismblocks

Who wouldn't, I thought Minecraft was the coolest shit when I was 13.

Not porjection, just the way this place makes me see weaboos.

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Then you're a prime candidate for the JUSTice league

But OP, that game is terrible

Go fuck yourself.

Inferior Chao garden and no multiplayer.

Yeah she's a loser too

That's a cool opinion bro. I remember not having friends to play games with either. The only arguably shitty parts were the final zone and the biohazard boss.

yeah nah

"forcing" a kid to do anything is a surefire way to get it to hate that thing. especially if it's some autistic sonic game though I guess the more people hate sonic, the better.

this tbh

I think that's his plan.

Command and Conquer Generals.
My father played it.
I played it.
My little brother 16y younger than me already plays with my father.

I want to start family tradition of nuking arabs.


Fuck you mate.

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Dank as fuck

I won't force them to finish anything but these games are definite plays for my child.

Shiggy

"Sometimes, the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical"

How could
ANYONE
do this?!

Some decent taste in this thread.

I'm sure i can think of a ton of games but these were the first off the top of my head.

It was actually my grandmother who had the game and believe it or not she actually played it. Every weekend I would go over to her house and we would play her Genesis together. She was a cool lady.

You've got to start at the beginning.

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Of course. Plenty of times you'll just have to leave quickly and shut the system off, or the power might go out. The glitch you're saying doesn't exist. If it did, the game would go down in history as having Sonic '06 levels of brokenness.

I think it's short for tentacle.

As much as I lo ve my dreamcast version, things like the black market and shit like that are now forever gone, handicapping what you can buy for your chao actually you can't buy anything for your chao because LOLNOMARKET

I honestly did not expect this to be the part where things went wrong.

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Pleb

Good observations, but threads with just "pingas" in the thread body are good to have.

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You are a disgrace user.

Explain how?

So are you going to come out as both all at once or are you going to let your parents cry their eyes out for a month before you let them know you think you're a dog, too?

I jack off to superior 2D cartoon porn, like anyone here does. I do not have a fursona. Cmon now

The moment they can comprehend a computer, this is the only game they'll be allowed to play. I'll train them from the earliest age possible. Eventually, they'll create the fort to surpass all forts.

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what is wrong with you mate? have you seen the combat and the writing in bethesda games? Dragon's Dogma is miles ahead of them in terms of Battle Gameplay and dialogue, and DD doesn't even have that much dialogue.

You know you must be at least 18 years old to visit Holla Forums?

user is straight and almost 40. Told parents multiple times since a decade, that it's not going to happen.
They still don't believe it and still have hope.
But their NEET son already accepted his fate long ago.

When do you think Minecraft came out you fucking dolt

As if

Metroid series and classic rpgs

2011

2008 you fag

Notch might lurked some halfchan Holla Forums in 2008 with his Infiniminer ripoff.
Minecraft got released in November 2011.

My fuckin nigga, this and RE4 for the gamecube

Undertale :^)

I'm pretty sure I was playing the beta back in 2010.

Now is she sterile as in its unlikely to have kids or completely impossible?
If she can still have them, fuck away man, eventually it might take

Are you going to let your kid choose their gender too?

no im just going to tell my wife's son to fuck off tumbrltale

Minecraft Beta appeared in January 2011.

kill me

There's a lot of games you can do this with. For example, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine when I was 6.

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Dear God is this what aging feels like?

Deus Ex

I still think of myself as a newfag sometimes because I originally came to halfchan right after the hackers on steroids and exploding vans bit.
How the times they do change.

go back to tumblr

Every time.

same

It's been 5 years since Minecraft beta came out if it really was 2011, meaning someone who was 13 then would be 18 now.

Oops.

Was legally old enough to play Halo when it first came out and enjoyed it, though if I had to pick 3 games I wanted my kids to play it would be probably Sonic 3 & Knuckles, Mario Party 3 and Crash Bandicoot 2

I'll force them to never play games because I want them to develop useful skills, interests, and hobbies instead of becoming developmentally stunted manchildren.

Hey, speak for yourself, I have plenty of kids.

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are you going to force them to take a small loan of one million dollars as well?

I will never not be mad at this

You know what? Fuck it. I'm tired of this. It's coming up on twenty years as a kissless virgin. I've never even held a girls hand. The most I've done is giving and receiving hugs. I'm tired of it. I just want to have a relationship with somebody.

I'm going to ask a girl out tomorrow. If this thread is still up, I'll let you faggots know how it goes. You should all go do the same.

he'd be a rich man to begin with user just through that implication.


WHO CARES
Enjoy your life, if someone else comes along so be it, just focus on you user.

I can smell the desperation through my monitor. Women will pick up on it from miles away.

If you want a relationship, learn how to be happy alone first, and someone will come along naturally unless you're a perma-NEET who never actually does anything outside their room.

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Could've been worse

Low droprate is a far cry from no droprate at all. Grind motherfucker, grind

Jesus christ

this post is older than babbys formed right now

I was like you and when I finally got in a relationship I quickly regretted it. You're better off alone.

I'll love her even if she refuses to accept it. Not rapey. Maybe.

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Jesus christ I'm ready for a cringe story.
If you're serious don't just run up to a girl and say WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? That gives her all the power and you will look like a wimp.
Strike up a conversation, and remember to go with the flow. Bring up something you guess the two of you have in common. It's pretty easy to guess what interests people.
Ask her questions if she says something that interests you, and don't brag about how much you already know about the subject. Just say things as they become relevant. If you encounter silence just go to an earlier fork in the conversation, or if exhausted change topic.
If you're successful, ever so fucking casually ask her out. It can be coffee, lunch, a play, somewhere easy to go. Don't react at all to what she says, women take this opportunity like a fish nibbles bait. Get excited and you'll scare her off.

Nah, it wasn't like that. I've had my eyes on the same girl for a while, since we have pretty similar interests and generally get along well. I've just been scared of fucking it up since I've never asked anyone out before. That said, I went through with it. Nothing big happened. I asked her out on a date, and she said she's started seeing someone recently. If I had just done this seven months ago maybe things would have gone differently.

Fuck it, guess it's back to video games.

He probably meant actually marketing the game,

disgusting

the full version, but you could play it long before that.

Good on you for trying

Good job man

Don't really want to be responsible for bringing anyone into this fucked up world ruled by SJWs who value appeal to emotion over logic. I suppose I'm just being a defeatist faggot though and should be taking the OP as theoretical.

Story of my fucking life. All the RIGHT girls I meet always have a boyfriend, but the thing that pisses me off the most is they go out of their way to meet up and flirt.

She didn't start seeing someone. Sorry user. Good job anyway.

He is not my son until he figures out acrobat + tank head + feather legs

Really though, I have a half-brother who is15 years younger than me (7 years), and all he wants to do is watch minecraft LPs on his mom's phone. I basically copied my emulator folders on to the computer that he uses, but he can't figure out how to use a keyboard to play the games yet, or how to even start them.

You guys realize user can always adopt a healthy white kid right?

What kind of person do you think I am, user?

keyword healthy

if OP is a fat neet who will never touch a girl at least he can still have a son

I don't wanna diiiie :(

No wonder he likes todd, fucking fag.

A cuck from tumblr.

thats beautiful

You and me both, but I rarely post and generally just lurk instead.

You're a braver man than me.

Probably will just die alone, but I do have dreams about having a family.

Can't really see myself having children, although I very much have the opportunity to
I would also add UT 1999 in there.

Get my nephews/nieces to play Street Fighter II

Donate to a sperm bank user, you will have all the progeny you'll ever want.