Orcs must die

Anyone here played this? I played the first one some and before I knew it the second one was out. Then I heard about some ASSFAGGOTS being made and I wondered why.

Apparently there never was an ASSFAGGOTS being made and instead some PvP version of the game which seems to be going down the shitter.

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The first and the second are really worth playing. Really good, really funny, really well made even if by the end you can pretty much always use the same few traps to win(OMD1's ceiling maces+tar pits+paladins+archers wrecks anything)

The moba is not worth playing. Maybe if they bothered making it fun, or had it follow the gameplay style of the previous two games but have that expanded lore and characters aspect to it(apparently there's like a love triangle between the hero, the mage and someone else and new wizards and shit but I don't remember much of it) it might have been a really good game.
Unfortunately not.

Oh and the first one is singleplayer only.
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First and second game are 9/10 games, pirate the GOTY/GOLD edition since they have dlcs and stuff
the moba is just the new publisher using the name to get mobamonies

they had a new publisher? I had no idea.

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For what purpose?

First and second were fantastic, never went beyond there

the same purpose as any other thread.

i want to jam my dong into zoey

me too!

Not much r34 sadly.

and what little there is isn't even that good.

Pretty sure Unchained and all its retarded decisions predates any involvement from Tencent, if that's what he means. Last I checked it was still their own game, and it was still fucking retarded. Not sure what caused them to go so loopy in between it and OMD2, though.>>10863546

Nuking PVP might salvage it, but it'll never be a good game. At best, it'll show they still care about the brand('s value) and will make an OMD3 when they get desperate.
Just play OMD2 until then. Hell, play OMD2 when that comes out too, because I doubt it'll be as good.


Post all the Sorceress you've got.

I barely have any sorceress from OMD.

Was it me or did they sex up and make younger the sorceress from OMD1 to 2?

do you even see her in 1, isn't it just a voice over?

The final cutscene I think?

probably. she sure looked a lot older but still pretty hot in 1, in 2 they chaged her hairstyle a bit and made her look a bit younger.

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missed oppurtunity right there.

also steel weaver is a cutie.

why would you ever pick the other weavers? steel is best. more money, traps rest faster etc.

I have no idea.


also the sorceres still has a bit of that dom thing going on.

There are times where it's much easier to use the magic weaver to augment your spells in hard mode.
As for the third one, I've never used her.

i can't even remember what the other one does. stupid shit like make lighting appear around the rift i think.

Been a while since I played this, first game was pretty fun but I got stuck on 2 and haven't been back to it for ages. How do you deal with the bigger ones in it? I remember getting to a point where it would spawn big ones that just completely fucked my shit up by being so tanky that they could just tank everything I had.

Also who do people prefer playing as here? The warmage or the sorceress?

If you can get them at budget price, orcs must die 1 and 2 are surprisingly solid. I know there's a MOBA but apparently it's extremely DOA.

Yeah but checkout the alternate outfits in 2. They're hot as fuck.

as for the big guys i just kinda headshotted them with the crossbow or if they are frost ogres or fire ogres I just shot them with the opposing element.

Warmage is way better. Infinite mana as long as you can headshot is broken as fuck.

What a waste.

Actually, just the force alone from that blow would snap the mouse's neck. Double so, considering that the helmet was meant for humans, and spreading pressure downwards, and mouse neck would receive the full blow.

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Look at this faggot cuckold!

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Orc on human/elf action is pretty hawt, user
I wish I was a rapist orc, minding my own business, fucking whatever I can get my hands on
Real life sucks

Goblin detected. Go spread your dysgenics elsewhere.

you can user you just gotta dip yourself in some black paint and live in a ghetto with the rest of the niggers.


Oy vey I dont know what you're talking about goy.

Also new sorceress is pretty hot.

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I assume they get tenderly loved by humans

i bet you also take responsibility

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The games are just Dungeon Defenders really.

fixed that for you.

Except they're not. They're a shallow experience and you can experience everything the game offers in one wave.

in the sense that they both need more porn

There's literally no strategy in Dungeon Defenders. Its just WoW - The Tower Defense Game in that it's all about getting bigger numbers and hard countering enemies. OMD is all about planning your defense based on the mechanics of each trap and how they interact with eachother, the enemies, and the environment, to form huge combo kills.

If they look like this, leave them to orcs.

das gay nigga.

So has anyone played Fortified? I hear it was supposed to be OMD! but in a stylized 50's setting but I don't know if anyone with a credible opinion and what better place for credible opinions than here played it.

what a pleb

no. Does look interesting though.

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