Kike 101

Where were you when companies started making unnecessary oversexualized protagonists [spoilers]Just to cover up for their shitty game[/spoilers]?

Welcome to video games made since graphics.

>>>/cuckchan/

No such thing. Sage.

...

Newfag

But i agree, first this game with the "thicc" and then "if it becomes popular there will be more rule 34"

Forgot my downvote.

Big fucking surprise. Get out and let us talk about video games.

Kill yourself.

Nobody can be as much of a faggot as OP.

Where were you when OP was such a faggot he started unironically using tumblr vocabulary and fucked up his spoilers?

Go back to >>>/cuckchan/
I agree though, CRAPCUNTS are trash unlike this.

>>>/cuckchan/

post fat robutts

No one's talked about the gameplay for ass robot, is it any good?

OP i have bad news for you, you are a retarded fag

Yeah, a nice short third person metroidvania

We have IDs here faggot.

...

Is OP another jealous nodev like the guys that chased yandev off?

Samefag

How does someone function this retarded?

ok

Now you see, I agree with you; Haydee is a piece of shit that absolutely nobody would have given a single second of attention to if not for Robonigger McTits, but you're clearly a newfag who doesn't know how spoilers or IDs work.

...

...

not sure why i quoted >>10850065

Cut to the chase, just masturbate to black chicks.

...

...

People on Holla Forums bought NMS, of course they'll eat this shit up as well.

its an unreachable room

They probably don't, they just don't want to admit they're thinking with their dicks instead of judging the game on its own merits.

Be mindful of your weasel words, user.

Just go to >>>/vp/ you disgusting monkey.

Reported.

Oh for fucks sake.

I actually really enjoyed the game, it wasn't great but it scratched an action-exploration itch I didn't know I had. The assbot was just icing on the cake.

That doesn't make this shit any less unacceptable, though.

Get on my lvl

...

i found it entertaining, every time you reach a room you want to figure out how to get to the next one, its all about dat exploration, if you don't like exploration, you will most likely not like haydee.

was it worth the 15 dollars? not entirely, i would have gone with a 10$ price for release, 15 seems a bit OP for how actually short and unpolished the game is (it looks big from the beginning but once you've been around it, it isn't that much)

there's still a couple of loose ends that i haven't managed to figure out. there's this room in the green area that is just a small fenced room, on one side of the fence is you and 2 doors to come and go, on the other side of the fence are 5 rapebots, i haven't figured yet how to open said fence to kill the bots, the room has nothing but the fence, the bots, and the doors, there are no buttons, and i cant seem to find a "trigger" for the fence to be opened in any of the other rooms

you should give it a go Holla Forums, instead of getting triggered by the body of the protagonist.

At this point we simply have to disagree, but I have played it.
I pirated the game, and sincerely did not enjoy it.
It's horribly unfinished, it's very ugly, it feels wrong - that weird early PS3 game type of feel and it gets rather boring quite quickly.
Rogue Legacy is another game that's all about exploration, and that game is also mediocre.

Congratulations detectives, OP points out his Fuck up and you caught him. Have a fucking gold medal

At least Rogue Legacy keeps you going with the goal of getting new and better upgrades. As far as I can tell this game is just XBLA Tomb Raider.

...

The main problem is that there's a fully covered robot top half, but naked bottom. Combined with the cool air-conditioned aperture labs environment, it looks like she's freezing her ass off. Cold ass isn't sexy.

I'd consider pirating it.

i would take a over the top oversexualized character in a shitty game over a blowhard attempt at being a deep character in a shitty game, because at least some decent porn might come out of it

THICCCCC threads are fine since they trigger mark.enough to bumplock them.

Fuck I haven't laughed this good all day

HAHAHA holy shit

No such thing.

Great thread, OP.

well, i guess those are your feelings user, but it felt great to me.

it is unpolished in gun play and effects (seriously the bullets just produce a small dust cloud on impact, and the landmines don't even have an explosion, they just disappear and do damage), but the exploration aspect was A+, several times i missed things that were right in my face because i didn't notice that one ledge i could grab on, or because i didn't know the full reach of my jumps, it was still a fun ride.

i was stuck at the no-gun room for hours because i thought the NO GUN sign meant the gas around me was explosive, and that i would die if i fired a weapon. figuring out those kind of things is the most fun i've had in a while with a game.

"thicc" is a gateway drug to fatty porn

i put "thicc" in quotes because its always the people who use that word to blur the line between an actually thick woman and fat women

I only use "thicc" because it annoys people.
Kinda like mentioning /pol

Fuck off

woah, mark, what the fuck? everything i've posted is sfw, what are doing?

...

He can't deal with anything that isn't as shitty as his waifu umaru

I'm not sure if this is bait or if you're some retard from halfchan or maybe both, but fuck me if I didn't have a laugh over this.

For what purpose?


Amazing, all this while CRAPCUNTS threads and all the cancer around it cant even be criticized or mentioned for more than 2 posts before a ban is in motion.

didn't delete, just spoilerd

Fuck off.

Oh, thats better then
Still doesnt make any sense though except for the fact that he doesnt like the robutt.

Game looks like shit. Why do people keep making threads about this? I thought /vee/ only liked good games?

They're called japanese games, and it's been going on for a long time. Sega for shit thread.

if anyone wants to actually talk about the game and not deal with shitposters, go try /svidya/ or librechan/v/, the moderation there isn't biased kike shit like its here

I'm talking about controls you fuck.

you should have specified

...

i thought cuckchan was deleting haydee threads too, at least they were last time i checked.

hey buyers remorse go fuck yourself

Disgusting

are you saying that you have buyers remorse or that i have buyers remorse?

On the masquerada thread, it's probably the same fucking idiot.

Not falling for it.

Also you retards do realize halfchan uses [ spoiler ], not [ spoilers ], right

Oh, so now we're false-flagging astroturfing. Great.

Nice.