Signs of a shit game

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You don't have any you fat fucking cunt.

I don't blame you, but it's kind of gotten ubiquitous to the point where even the good games are doing it. Sort of like clickbait shit on Youtube even getting picked up by otherwise good channels.

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Why do marketers use this as a buzzword?
It tells the player the game will be designed by a bad computer rather than a good designer. It always turns out bad.

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Someone here likes it.

this

number-shooters are the most unacceptable bullshit to grace recent gaming

the moment you see those numbers you know the guns don't matter, where you hit the enemy doesn't matter, death animations and physics don't matter, and it will just be a DPS race against various tank enemies rendering any guns that might be fun useless

>From the creators/studio of X

I like when that happens, TF2 and warframe do it

Gaze upon the real numerals in a direction pointed to by an image I have posted.

Impressive, very nice

NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND AT ALL IT MEANS THE GAME HAS ENDLESS POSSIBILITY IT'LL HAVE INFINITE CONTENT LIKE SKYRIM

I actually had this conversation recently. Guess which game we were talking about.

Works 100% of the time
Undertale was fantastic.

No it wasn't.

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If we can't play games from the east or west, does that mean I have to play games from the North and South? What countries are there in those places?

you can only play the austrailian no-gore version of dead island, sorry user

Eastern games are shit. Western games are shit.

All games are shit

But I want to play games made by Santa Clause and penguins

I've got three signs for you right here.

Signs of a shit thread

Signs of shit

Well sometimes grinding is somewhat fun, like in PoE but it sucks in games like Forza Street Fighter or shooters like Call of Duty and Overwatch. I would normally buy Overwatch (or CoD) if it went on sale for 7.99-12€ but I don't because of shit like microtransactions and grinding.

every single time

This shit fucking triggers me. It's like companies went so hard pushing online multiplayer they forgot how basic couch co-op works.

It removes the guesswork from gun fights, that's why I like numbers. You can 'feel' how much damage you inflict upon an enemy, but sometimes you can't be too sure if the game's wonky hit registry's just fucking with you.

most games that are heavily marketed

nobody devs good no mo. so everything is unoptimized shit making it impossible to have another character in without setting the console on fire.

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We really need to make a list of buzzwords that make a shit game

THE ULTIMATE SIGN OF A SHIT GAME

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What games do you like?

Looks like VNs and Senran Kagura, in other words he hates vidya.

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and walking sim obvs

He listed about story rather than gameplay as a negative
Has an age rating and a localization

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Is there anyway to play steam games if steam is down for some reason? As in, you can't even open offline?

Then it's the latter. He doesn't play vidya, he shitposts in imageboard to pass time.

Most Steam games you can play offline as well, basically you can download a game from Steam, turn off your internet connection and play offline with no problems.

But hypothetically.
">As in, you can't even open offline"

Consoles can't handle split screen, but PCs can. Why doesn't anyone put the option in?

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Where the hell is this gif from. Can't find it for shit. I'm always looking for interesting older anime.

These are the only two criteria needed.