Star Wars EU is worse then TLJ

Star Wars has always been bottom of the barrel stuff user, you guys think the prequels are good

Isn't it great? that as soon as the masses tell them "your Star Wars movie sucked" they respond with "Oh yeah? Well Star Wars always sucked!"
And it's funny because they're not exactly wrong, but for the worst reason

Nothing wrong with sucking cocks.

Anakin's turn to the dark side was kinda cheesy and hamfisted, but cutting down a room full of starlings on his path to becoming Vader was pretty priceless.
I liked Revenge of the Sith, don't really care about the other prequels much.

Yea Revenge of the Sith is pretty good

Typical soyboy Geek™ blogger who Fucking Loves Science™ and female characters created by Whedon but hates everything remotely nerdy or geek.

They really are morons, aren't they?

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Sucking cocks is cool user.

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I am alt right and queer not leftist.

Married with children because tradition demands it. Sucking dick and fucking ass because that's how they swing. Alt right queers.

Seems legit :^)

Hating the prequels is just a normalfag meme. They were better than the original trilogy.

I like being trad and sucking cocks.

Bits of the EU were good (and they actually tried new things, which was admirable). Nothing about Disney Star Wars is.

At least the old SW had an eu, three movies into the nushit and we got two battlefield reskins and helicopter lightsabers. EUfags truly BTFO!

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Meanwhile all theaters in China have stopped showing TLJ because no one was paying to watch the garbage.

Okay Holla Forums, we know how much you love cocks.

Homosexuality is inherently right wing, purest form of Love.

Nu Star Wars wishes it was bloated. Bloated implies an abundance. Lots of ideas. Lots of things happening. A crazy party.
Nu Star Wars feels like an old person, sitting alone in a room, flicking through old photo albums, crying, trying to remember the good old days through the fog of dementia, wishing their daughter would visit and feed them poison or one of those scary black criminals would just burst through the door and put them out of their misery.

Thank you for telling the truth.

ummm, why does the criminal has to be black? #problematic

Most criminals are black.

Yeah, the richness of George's Star Wars just isn't present in their flicks. The prequels in particular were exquisite in this regard.

Ask JJ.

Reminder

Best Star Wars directors
1. Kershner
2. Lucas
3. Johnson

Worst Star Wars directors
1. Edwards
2. Abrams
3. Lucas

So? You can tell yourself what parts of the EU is canon or not. Now they threw all that out and gave you a disgusting sequel

Yep, jews sacrificing shekels to achieve jew agenda.

it's good for females, semen actually has five different drugs in it that's designed to calm women down.

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Under 2 bil it's a bomb.

based on what metric?

Now deduct production and marketing costs and distribution and theater fees.

Budget: 200 mil
Theatres pay the studios to play the movies

How fuckin dumb are you

huffingtonpost.com/inverse/star-wars-was-nearly-ruin_b_10832354.html
not even once

EU proves star wars could have been a decent franchise

Holla Forums, back to your shithole.

how's it feel to be a manchild swept up by mob mentality?

This is going to be great. I haven't been this excited since Bioware's failures.

They finally made it to the bargaining stage! Good for them! The depression stage is going to be hilarious.

Best thing they can do at this point is to completely drop Solo from production and forget they were making it, just shit out the third part of the sequels and then also promptly forget those were ever released. Then they go and do single contained movies with new characters in new places at different times (or undisclosed times) of the whole timeline to rebuild confidence in the franchise.

Anything they make, no matter how unrelated to the new garbage will still be shit. Disney's issues are deeply rooted and a change of scenary won't fix it because regardless of the character or story it will still shill the same retarded ideology that spelled doom for TLJ.

Right. I forgot to mention a "restructuring" of the personnel where everybody who worked on the movies either got let go or put to work on low investment projects, like an animation study of penguins in Antarctica.

Because it's racist to underrepresent blacks, so for the sake of celebrating diversity, we need to mention the wonderful contributions black Americans make to criminality.

What would be a radical idea for a TLJ recut? I'm thinking of one that removes all dialogue.

It ends with Palpatine resurrecting.

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The problem is that there's no decent camrips to use.

You get shit like this and then leftists wonder why no one moves a finger when they get dragged in front of a firing squad.

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Merge TFA and TLJ together, remove as much shit as possible restructure story as much as possible.

I wonder if it would be possible to make the new order the resistance? Use RO as scrap for footage.

After the BRRAAPP wedding in that one NuStar Wars book, nothing can be worse than EU.

Declare everything post the Disney buyout non-canon, gas the Jews, reshoot Return of the Jedi so Palpatine actually wings.

Episode VII, VIII and IX are now about the Empire fighting off the Vong invasion for the good of humanity and shoahing every alien species they can get away with.

Yeah sounds good to me although idk about "reshooting" since actors are old.
Might be better to say Palpatine either didn't die because "He found out how to be immortal (or near enough to it)…. he was saying something about this in the opera in the PT or its his master Darth Plagueis didn't die for the same reason. It's cheap but it gets over the sith are dead hurdle.

Didn't make as much as they wanted it to.

That logic is good enough for Holla Forums.

Farting isn't part of the EU. It's canon.

Well at least that scene in Phantom Menace was only a throw away moment and not the bases for an actual canon story.

EU was way better than that shit and fuck this PR for even suggesting iotherwise.

cnet.com/news/hate-the-last-jedi-star-wars-expanded-universe-was-way-worse/

Literally what's wrong with these?

What are you Implying?

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They make disney look foolish.

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Damn these kikes are fucking nervous as shit.

God, Jodie Foster was so fucking hot. She's a pretty smoking GILF, too. Can you imagine the Hollywood pussy she's pulled?

This is just disturbing that their mental illness even extends to fantasy creatures form outer space.
>In B4 grey lives matter riots.

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Sour grapes over the fact that nobody liked disney's poorly written/ripped off films full of man hating, communist ,forced diversity and anti-white propaganda.
They completely wrecked the movies and the OT characters .All they have left is to take revenge on the fans (as if TFA,TLJ , RO and the nu-eu were not enough) and try to destroy and ridicule and the real EU as much as possible because "fuck you white males".

hooktube.com/watch?v=RFqsiuPxfn8

What dialogue?

What did they mean by this?

How about one that removes the movie?

Different to the OT. Where's da Ewoks? Where's da Menium Talcum? Make it like when I was a kid.

Gotta love this. It's the equivalent to a child's tantrum. "You don't like the thing I do!!!! Well what you like sucks way worse!!! "

(((journalism)))

It's Sour grapes.

Does the EU include the Games? Because that would be a fucking stupid thing to say since the games are one of the best things to come out of Star Wars. Stuff like Kotor 2,Dark Forces and Jedi Knight games cant be made today.

EU is everything besides the movies so yes.

EU is everything canon and non-canon including everything within all eight films by George or not.

It was more or less sanctioned fan fiction harking back to the age of pulps while critic-approved SF/F was already about utopian child fucking and breaking down the gender binary.
Of course they're mad at the old EU.

As far as I'm concerned, anything that George didn't didn't write or sign off on isn't canon.

lol how much did the (((mouse))) pay for this article, I wonder?

This.
what the fuck, this is what we all wanted to see.
all the horrible shit that happened in the clone wars was just supposed to make Luke's future even brighter by comparison.

instead we got this shit.

Is the holiday special canon?