Ever noticed how all the people that pick Yoshi in Mario Kart/SSB/Mario Party are bland as fuck?

Ever noticed how all the people that pick Yoshi in Mario Kart/SSB/Mario Party are bland as fuck?

Requesting that chart with SSB mains and the type of players who chose them

Yoshi is that friend who actually believes friendship matters and lets everybody shit on him because he thinks it builds character but really everybody is just laughing at how easy it is to pick on him to validate their own superiority within the social hierarchy.

They're sexual deviants in private.

I pick Yoshi because he is cute.

Everyone I knew that picked Yoshi in any game turned out to be gay.

I can confirm this, ironically, one of them was the guy who said that his uncle worked at Nintendo.

Got a mario kart one too.

Or a furry
or even worse, a gay furry

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Haha

PFFTBRT

post porn, faggots
haha

I don't have a main because I'm good with about half the characters.

Marth, Greninja, Bowser (with consistant win record), Charizard, Meta Knight, Zero Suit Samus, Lucario (tip: spam your spheres when you're high on damage), Villager,Wii Fit Trainer (recently), Ike, Mega Man, Shulk, Captain Falcon, Dedede, Kirby, Ganondorf, Duck Hunt (it really is about just spamming like a total dick and laughing), Lucina since marth is the same shit, the Mii Fighters, Robin and a personal favorite: R.O.B.

I've played smash enough to get good and then get bored so I switch characters fucking constantly between this pool.

I tend to make people really salty when playing Marth, so I switched to other characters for the sake of fun and that's when I learned to really get gud.

I had the original smash bros as a kid and my "main" back when I didn't have one was Fox. I don't play him anymore and I probably should.

Wario is better

There was a much better Mario Kart 8 picture floating around when it first came out.

I know I have it on my PC somewhere but I can never find it.

This is not okay, please stoo doing this to him. Yoshi is pure.

A pure slut

Easily the worst Yoshi image

Have a few fresh from the haha folder

Oh yeah, I forgot to include Little Mac. Why'd I forget him?

I thought they were all gay.

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postan mayro porn
needs more yoshi though you faggos

>played yoshi in Mario Kart _64 as a child

Fuck.

Now what

Gee, I wonder if the person who made that second image is a Roy main.

Enjoy AIDs

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I also dabble in Rosalina in both Smash and Mario Kart

I'm loving how 8ch's catalog looks like half-chan's right now
seriously stop

Was there anything made like this for the DLC characters?

So what's wrong with Pink Gold Peach? Is it because CLANG?

You needed better friends.
I've found it better to make quality friends on an individual basis, and then bring them together in a group at appropriate times

that's why they all become gay.

So, Ego-


nevermind

I've started doing, and it's working

what the fuck is going on
WHAT IS THIS?

Cry harder, loser.

egoraptor is just a cuck faggot who let his bitch keep her last name

It's the egg laying via eating enemies thing.

Turns out that's like 4 fetishes at once.

see this

Oh my fucking god help

why does rosalina attract the waifu fags? is it the bang?

This

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So is Yoshi a boy or a girl?

I played Yoshi as a kid, can confirm

He is a he.

Why bother having fetishes at all?

It's me.
I'm the random main.

It's a species but they all lay eggs so who fucking knows

I play Yoshi in the Mario Party's that don't have Boo in them
In Smash I actually enjoy playing Mario
What kind of person am I?

That too but there usually isn't good enough art for me to care

The baby Rosalina one is completely accurate.

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Are you jewish or something?

Fucking degenerates.

I'd show you a good time, faggot.

You die

As someone who picks duck hunt 4 out of every 5 times and has given anyone who has played with me a Pavlovian reaction to the oil barrel ding, this info graphic is completely true.

You duck

wat do u tink hise eggs smell lik????

fuck

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Aren't there charts like this for other vidya?

Oh yeah, also I like the idea of Yoshi having a hyper ass which expands, and facesitting and smothering me. Best feels

Not exactly the same thing but…

Can you even play as koopa in newer mario kart games?

That never gets old.

I main either Rosalina or Pink Gold Peach and can only wonder.


I figured all the babies could just be 'Is a pedophile'.

Couldn't this like actually happen in Elder Scrolls

It always does, the userbase isn't quite so different as you think in mentality or posting-habits. 8ch just gets a gaggle of self-superior shitposters who also self-profess to not having paid 4chan a visit since that exomawhatsit they were totally a part of way back in the good ol' days of /vee/, 4chan would probably get the same in the opposite direction if Holla Forums and mentions of it weren't banned there as a holdover from Moot days.

It actually happened.

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Pretty good by these things' standards.

There are people here who actually bothered to play Sm4sh/MK8? Jesus Christ.

Maybe if you hate dunkin' niggas like Charles
Barkley on a PCP trip.

Fix'd. Although yoshi players are in a special tier by themselves.

I've probably fapped to Yoshi more than a comfortable amount of times.
It's the nose. For some reason I find it really sexy.

better to sniff your musky crotch

wut
She's not a robot.

>>>/furry/
haha

I go where I purrlease /fur/iend

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Sm4sh is tr4sh, but DA CUNT is probably my favorite character.

MK8 is good, don't meme with me boy

cmon son

I love DAKHANT but im not that good, but i don't play to win either, so i guess it is apt.

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I don't know, on here we get way less Overwatch bitching threads and people with who only have a vocabulary containing the words "cuck", "autism", "gitgud", "fag", and "trump".

Jokes on you Im the oldest.

But I'm a total asshole.

I main Lucas. What does that say about me?

You're the Ness player, and you've applied the mother 3 english patch yourself rather then just downloading it from a sharing site. You have a slight masochistic streak, but you don't have as big an ego as the average Ness player.

I should really get around to playing the Mother series one of these days.

I just wanted to be the fat guy with high top-end back in the days when there weren't 10 fat guys.

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I'm assuming this chart was made before he got buffed.

Smash 4 sucks anyway, but I have no idea what they were thinking by designing him the way he is.

Moar like this charts? I know I saw a couple ones about TF2 and Street Fighter, it would me happy to read more of these charts.