No Asscreed or FarCry game in 2017...maybe

Feels fucking good, whens that Vivendi takeover?
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Ubisoft had a board meeting today. Guillemot was soundly reelected and Vivendi didn't get to gain any foothold. So as of right now,
never
ever

Fuck
I just want them to die
But they always bail out like the kikes they are.

What the hell is FarCry Primal

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a shit game for niggers with micropenis.

Did it ever get released or was it cancelled?

A reskinned FC4 they tried getting all your favourite Youtubers to shill

Maybe if they stopped doing intentionally bad ideas just maybe they'd have a game worth selling.

I keep forgetting FarCry Primal even came out this year.

Yes it did.
I remember when there was a rumor that the ending of Far Cry Primal would be about the templar handing you the apple of eden thus connecting this franchise to AssCreed.

What the hell? It actually came out? I heard next to nothing about it.

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And FarCry 4 was a reskin of FarCry 3.

Well bugger me, slice my dick off and call me Jenner I guess I haven't been paying attention.

It's not a big deal, it's just another terrible Ubisoft game anyway.

It's a reskin of FarCry 4 set in the stone age. No joke; the maps are even the same. Oh, and it's got Press X To Tame creature and Owl UAV's.

It's fucking garbage. It doesn't even have an ending. You defeat the final boss and then the game returns to normal, with you back at your base-camp with nothing having changed. Also all the characters are unlikable and treat you like garbage giving you little reason to care about helping anyone. And all the animals are bullet sponges, expect the Mammoth that you can kill with a few spears to the head - it takes longer to kill a bear or a honey badger than it does a wooly mammoth.

I had hoped that it was a passion project and would be good like Blood Dragon was, but it was just so fucking shit. So fucking shit. I have never felt so much fucking contempt for a fucking game. It took all the shitty parts of FarCry and decided to focus just on that rather than revel in its non-mainstream-farcry setting and fuck it sucked. Still so fucking mad at it.

Well I'm glad

Farcry 3 is the only good farcry game. It's not even very good, it's enjoyable but it has some shit in it.

Oh fuck off with this piss-ass ass bait.

What are they even going to come out with next year?
Ah, I forgot, GTA Bolivia, co-op narco squad.
That actually looked kind of fun

No


The way the board has been doing I dont think its bait

For Honor too, they seem to really be going all in on multiplayer games.

FCP was more a reskinf to 4 then 4 to 3.
They too khe exact map that 4 had, put a couple new textures on it and sold it as FCP.

Jesus Christ, it will be "fun" for 2 hours before you drop it due to the shit balance, bugs and awful broken mechanics plus community,
Only thing that looks average is that Winter sports game and I still know it will dissapoint.

When will you retards learn?

Having actually played it in the alpha I can say you're wrong, it was fun for 4 hours before I dropped it due to shit netcode and controls.

It will be as fun as The Division

Looks like a downgrade of mount and blade

Please no

you act like anyone here would care if Ubisoft just vanished overnight

That video makes it look pretty fun

Unfortunately in practice there's a whole lot more of that re-establishing connection shit at the end.

So if they fixed the netcode, would it be serviceable? I remember talking to some guys that played the alpha and it seemed pretty fun gameplay wise.
Then again
So who knows how it'll turn out

When did Professor Utonium want to make America great again?

Anything can be serviceable with the right platter
AAA trash companies like Ubisoft use this to attract normalfags who dont know better.
Are you also going to fall for it?

kek

quads

When he went to Japan

You know what I mean. I don't think it's gonna be game of the year or anything but I wanna know if it's a fun enough game with buds from people who've played it
Ubisoft is usually shit but a few things slip through every once in a while. Broken clock is right twice a day and all that

I wish that leak about the next AssCreed being set in ancient Egypt was real.

Who gives a fuck? It will play exactly like every other AssCreed and feature the same retarded, pozzed narrative.

Maybe. The big things that killed it for me were the netcode and shitty, inconsistent input detection on basically everything. Guardbreak counters rarely worked properly, switching stances mid combo was very unresponsive, dash attack inputs would regularly get dropped probably due to having a stupidly short window to input them even though they don't come out until the very end of the dash animation, zone attack inputs usually just gave light or heavy attacks instead, basically everything short of very basic things like light attack and heavy attack chains, blocking, and dodging was a crapshoot as to whether or not the game would execute your inputs properly.

Of all of these I think maybe the netcode might get fixed and the rest will probably stay just as clunky as it was. If all of them do miraculously end up fixed it will probably still get dragged down by a focus on microtransactions for cosmetics and shit.

Nigger For Honor is the only good thing ubishit has done in ages. It even has actual good gameplay included, which is far more than most ubi trash ever gets.

Woah there buddy, lets not get ahead of ourselves here. It has a good concept and potential for good gameplay at best.

kill yourself

All niggers have micropenis, despite kikes trying to force the bbc meme on us for decades through their medias.
Only retards (and niggers) still believe in that hoax.

Now they're just doing a slightly different formula of bullshit with The Division and Gost Reecon Wildlands, we're a long way from having killed Ubisoft.

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i have nothing wrong with an assassins creed game every 2 years
the whole recruiting assassins and owning a city is neat

No, go play EDF with your buds you dumb faggot.

Anyhow back on topic, the last ubisoft game i gave a shit about was Rayman legends, which was excellent.
I hope they'll make a third one, both origins and legends were tons of fun.

Jesus Christ

Kiss it, cracker.

Fuck off. They had such a good base game with 2, all they needed to do was improve some of its more annoying gameplay elements like the respawning bases (although dylans mod makes it easier to drive straight through them)

This style of game with some improvements in a different location (eastern europe would work well) with a larger locale and better modeled guns would be goat

That better be my freshly picked cotton behind that spoiler

Faggots.

The only good thing Ubisoft has done in the past couple years is Rayman Origins/Legends and Rainbow Six Siege (though Raven Shield is objectively superior.)

Oy vey the goyim know!

His balls look so disproportionately small in comparison to his dick.

Im in the middle of a Far Cry 2 run and the game is ass.
Repetitive as shit, world building is ass and enemy variety is zero to none.
Wasted your time very step of the way
Atmosphere is half assed and whats really going for the game are the asthetics, the half decent shooting, the map design which could still be much better but has good enemy postitioning, decent but very patterned A.I.

Game is mediocre garbage user, it has some really excellent innovative ideas but the end product is underwhelming, I got really into it during some time, but the game wastes so much of your fucking time and everything always falls into the same pattern that it feels like a fucking chore to play.

It really is wasted potencial, it it kinda dpresses me because it could be so much more.

why are you faggots showing each other your dicks that you found on google images

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Only good thing about Ubisoft Far Cry games is the IMFDB articles.

Why do so many black men have erectile dysfunction? What is the point of having a "big" penis if it's so floppy? I have been sent many so-called BBCs by desperate and sad niggers and I have never seen one that was genuinely erect.

If you thought that Far Cry 2 was bad, then I would be curious what you thought of 3 and 4. I thought that the newer games took the shitty parts of 2 and made them even worse.

What the game really has going for it is the weapon variety and open objectives. It's definitely a game for short bursts though, if you play it for more than a few hours at a time you'll realize it's essentially an meaningless feedback loop.

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because the "bbc" seen on porn is a prosthetic made of wax if i remember correctly.

On another site I post about how I'm white only and hate niggers. Unfortunately that seems to have encouraged them despite me telling them to fuck off. As if I am going to change my mind by being sent yet another soft pathetic and usually circumcision ruined dick buried in layers of fat.

Louie?

This thread gotten gay fast

Is that the tip? That's actually not too bad if it reaches that far down his leg.

Notice how yet again it's another nigger who can't get hard.

If I wanted to play a game with a bunch of bugs in it, I'd play an assassins creed game :^)

FarCry 3 is a mix between 2 and an Asscreed game.
Its fucking ass and it wouldnt be that way if it actually paced itself better and gave you shit like the wing suit sooner.
It had a nice atmosphere, to be honest I probably enjoyed it more than FarCry 2 because it doesnt waste so much of your fucking time on chokepoint travelling, had wildlife (And Im autistic for sharks and giant carnivore sea life in general), weapon customization that was actually balanced, having fast travelling wherever wherever was a shit mechanic though, it needs to be better regulated not 8, not 80, the inventory and cash system was fucking horrid, the shooting was worse than FarCry 2 (but the animations were better, chambering a round mid magazine/clip triggers me everytime and I have this problem with S.T.A.L.K.E.R as well which I fix with mods) and lacked the gritiness, sandboxy feel of 2, the story feeling like a fucking Heart of Darkness rewritten by a 13 year old.

I really think 3 gets the cake though because it doesnt waste so much of your fucking time and the missions are actually varied.
They're both still pretty awful in my opinion, especially in comparison to the first one.

FarCry 4 was a shitty reskin, not even worth talking about


I dont know, sometimes I get stuck wihout a vehicle or in the middle of Bus stops with one after finishing a mission and I quit right there out of frustration.

It certainly helps if Im not as burned of the game, but its not satisfying in the slightlest to backtrack all that fucking road plus UFLL and APR checkpoints.
I also dont see the point of the fucking buddy system, aside from your second buddy which is basically a revive, they're fucking useless.

Im playing on Hardcore by the way, does it get better on easier difficulties or Infamous?
I got a Dragunov and a Mac10 and Im just mowing shit down easily, its just a fucking grind with some rare tactical approach.
Also:

I think maybe they realized that using the Call Of Duty release cycle doesn't work unless you have two different developers working on the series.

I mean think about it, if they hadn't actually released an Assassin's Creed game every single year back to back, maybe then it wouldn't have such major issues with the glitches. Its so evident the team was getting overworked and burned out when Unity and Syndicate came out.

They have a shitton of devs in their company user and they did precisely that.
They're just all called Ubisoft "Something"

Then I'm going to guess COD can pull it off well because Activision runs a tighter ship than Ubisoft. Kodick might be a kike, but he knows how to run a business.

We need to define in-group what it is again
Standing behind someone to activate a special action is a QTE and there's a bunch of games that have it
Context Sensitive was the word Conker used for parody purposes

rainbow six is fun, for honor alpha was okay but once people figured out metas it got annoying

haven't tried anything else from ubi in ages, i think maybe call of jaurez gunslinger was the last thing i enjoyed from them other than siege

I played on normal or something slightly above normal, and switched up my weapons constantly. The core strength of the game is that you have so many ways to approach scenarios, the long distances and lack of concrete info means that you have to plan ahead to what you think you'll find, and if you turn out to be wrong you have to improvise. Every game these days has instant travel and free do-overs and you're never creatively challenged. If you just directly slog through everything with brute force, it's no fun at all, just like in Crysis.

Not really. The multiplayer community (AKA 90% of CoD's fanbase) has hated things since at least Advanced Warfare, and probably Ghosts. CoD is just such an institution that it can afford such losses.

Uplay bugs with UAC prompts on every game launch now. What's wrong?

You gave money to a shit company, thats what.

I have only free games in Uplay. Until 2015 it worked flawlessly (faster and better than Steam), what happened?

Uplay has always been pretty trash.
Except for console for some reason where it's just giving you shit for playing

The Division and its countless updates are probably overloading their servers.
Just a shot in the dark though.

They completely abandoned that game didn't they? I've heard zero since it released

They couldn't' stand waiting in the long lines to patch in a good game.

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