Webm Thread

Anyone have that webm of an user posting "fuck niggers lol" with really edgy music in the background? I lost it when my hard drive got corrupted and I'm trying to find it.

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DID SOMEBODY SAY HAYDEE?

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What did you think I forgot about you 720p guys on smartphones?

I dont know what that is but i want to fuck it anyway.

Milfbot

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Someone posted the entire 20-some minute Watch for Rolling Rocks in 0.5 A Presses video back when the limit was 8 mb. Can someone make a 12 mb version?

Normally I would but that guy is a fucktard who glances over actual button inputs

So fuck that guy

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New limit yo

no, like, why do you want a larger filesize version of it?

Oh I don't want it, I think a button press is a button press and there is no such thing as a .5

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He really is Chris Chan, thinks the game rules don't apply to him and he should be allowed to attack while blocking

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Use these for reactions. IF YOU DARE…

>Admittedly, the bot is pretty good. be better if it wasn't a nigger. but the game most likely isn't.

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If I was going to shill anything I'd tell you to go buy an Elgato capture card cause I think they're amazing in terms of capture hardware available

Game is very fun to be honest, but its got that "Indie" metroid feel of "Hide shit obscurely" and "Press a switch and hear something open but don't see it" shit going on which can get confusing

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Game looks dull beyond belief, if we didnt have that great ass wagglin in front of us i would dismiss it for the indie trash that it is.

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Fucking hell I detest all the shitty pastel colors of flash porn.

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Its to save on bandwidth, there is colors in the spectrum that compact easier than others, keeps file sizes down

PS, its also SHILLING a SJW AGENDA!

Also it says bad things about men and white people.

Now lets derail the thread about blah blah blah blah blah

Then why not just convert it to a video? Flash is horribad garbage that should die already. Use a good animation engine already.

Also lel at caring about bandwidth costs.

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Haw I was going to say "DID SOMEBODY SAY SPAZKID?"

I was just finishing like a dozen encodes of his shit, will be like 30 minutes

Also why does your version look like crap? Did you follow the tutorial?

/wooo/

Thanks for the heads up, not even worth pirating then.

Just pirate it anyway. So the dev can say how many lost sales they got for their ass and titties game.

Can't encode for shit.

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Thanks, user.

Webms are so fucking dumb. Just export AVIs if you really want to. or just link to the source on youtube/vine.

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Yes, there is no point to them. Unless for porn, and even then is preferable to just have original video anyway.

I mean I get cutting up content and making it worse quality because?

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Again it is available in better quality on youtube.

Shit son you could prolly just cut out all the pointless encoding and just download the mp4 straight from youtube and convert it to webm. Minimal loss and no dumb shit resolutions.

Also, someone give me the source or original file name on this.

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Is there a fucking full game cracked and out yet?

I bought it myself but I guess just keep checking torrent sites till it pops up

Just cut out that bear showing her breasts and you're my hero.

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I'd buy it but I have no money. just how it is.

I'd call it a harder Metroidvania crossed with some prince of persia like platforming

And its harder because shit is vague, and while in a 2D game that shit's fine in a 3D game that shit can get confusing because you're constantly backtracking to check in every corner and hiding place

Wait. Did you read what I had said?
I said I couldn't afford it and that's just how it is for me right now. Not how is the game. I've played the demo so I know what to expect from it. You must be tired from things

Actually I was watching Kids in the Hall and paying half attention here since my dog is having a bad day

Went for a long car ride and for some reason she's upset so she's hiding under me right now sleeping

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Well I guess I've just been trying to find the game for free for a little while now. I was lured in by her assets I wont lie but the game seems okay. It's under 25$ so it's no big deal, hell the guy may keep updating it or add some free content.

reminds me of when there is new huge tit porn and nobody has it for over 2 weeks

I wonder what the soviets told their students to do in the event of a nuke.

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here

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:628c6a2e5cffd5fc97ab5f5f212fd8df7f6417b1&dn=Haydee+and+some+outfits&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969

Well trips man where did you snag this?

Oh right. Thanks either way, actually I assume you made it?
Plus what stuff got included with it?

nice fuhrer dubs

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It's shit

Anyone have any idea where I can get the WTC impact video with Nasheed over it from?

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What is this game and why does my dick want to go on an adventure of its own to find this damn niggerbot.

the madman does it again.
At least this kind of autism doesn't hurt anyone.
I wonder how many hours of his life he's dedicated to this game, I'm kind of impressed.

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It's called Haydee and the gameplay is pretty good and very similar to Resident Evil. The limited saves are nasty but you can always just go back a few saves and redo stuff you know how to do and gain some saves back.

Don't say you like or mention the game anywhere on 8ch though, you are instantly a massive shill and must burn in hell.

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But game it's so good , the wet skin makes the game so much better.

I hope somebody adds some wet effects in the future. Like in the old Tombraider games.

Congress confirms Reddit admins were trying to hide evidence of email tampering during Clinton trial.

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[spoilers]Alpha Centauri is the best videogame ever made[/spoilers]

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I miss when spazkid was funny

hello newfriend

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For future reference, it's just spoiler.

Like this

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I wanted BE to be good, I wanted it to be good so badly.

I want civ 6 to be good, but then they released information about it.

I think the last game I enjoyed was FTL.

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So .. did Cartmen fuck her then?

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As always, this fucking idiot comes up with retarded shit. The wall design is a corrugated metal wall, and the Mexicans would just go over, under, or through the wall. Even if you did construct a wall of stone that was 10-12 feet tall with barbed wire on top, they'd just use a fucking ladder to go over, or tin snips to cut the barbed wire.

Even without a plane trip they could just go over the wall. You would have to build a wall that extends another 50 miles either along the shore or into the ocean to actually effectively prevent an immigrant to just go AROUND the sections of your walls.

It's not even like the wall is a new idea, Bush was kicking around the idea of a border wall for a long time and they gave up on the idea for a very predictable reason: because it wouldn't work. The cost is too prohibitive, unless Trump plans to invest into the wall himself with his own money and spend most of his fortune, there's no way that congress will actually pay for that fucking wall. And you won't get Mexico to pay for a wall, no matter how much bravado and how much meme magic you throw at it.

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What the fuck is all this? Seriously why are you posting a bunch of webms of congress or court or whatever?

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Where are the movie heroes from the webms to save the future from Shillary?

>>>/webm/
if feminism is what happens when single women can't baby a baby, maybe webm dumping is what happens when single anons don't have a gf or daughter to spoil with stuff

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This is fascinating in a "human autism is amazing" sort.Pretty good shit, interesting stuff too.
Even better, the devs lost time in coding something like that.

This video was really satisfying and made me sad at the same time, that i am city grown basement dweller who doesn't know how to do shit.

Pannenkoek is amazing

A blink state is a blink state. You can't say it's only half.

Well they just did.

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I, for one, find his videos fascinating. But then, I do have aspergers.

Also, I've watched so many of his videos at 1.25 speed, that the Mario64 music sounds "wrong", to me, at normal speed.

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What the fuck am I looking at?

mp4s made from the early days of webm threads that i only saved because i saved every last one and never bothered to give them a name

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I meant what's the game? I'm guessing it's Bloodborne, since that's the only From Soft game I haven't played to date.

Content: shit.
Conversion quality: shit.
Any end to shiposting in sight?: no.

Filtered.

I've only played part of dark souls 1, so i wouldn't know.

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Can we have a minute of silence for Russian, their board ain't working for a week almost

russian'*s

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I wouldn't know since all the vids are 1080 and my toaster plays 3 seconds in slow motion, freezes ,then jumps forward 4 seconds and doesn't let me see shit.

Why the fuck are all Sanic videos using Green Hill Zone? Go with something new, Mystic Cave Zone or fucking Oil Ocean, maybe something from Sonic CD… But god damn, stop with the Green Hill Zone.

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Fuck man, these threads get more cancerous with every iteration.

fucking thank you.

I was bored, so here 12MB version

So show us what you got.

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I would just be resposting stuff I have posted before. it would be hypocritical of me to do that

Whatever, TJ "Henry" Yoshi

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If you grip the tip of your cock tightly when you ejaculate did you really cum or you didn't because you held it in?

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That was the latest episode I think, so who knows.

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Ah, I see.

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Lol, but he's right. Visa overstay is one of the main problems, and you can't stop it with a wall. It's also the hidden problem. You would not believe how many Chinese are overstaying their visas.

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proof?
A screenshot?

these are the clinton investigation hearing you stupid fucking nigger

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It's painful to see someone so delusional and dumb.
That was a very hard watch.

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Do doritos or mountain dew even taste good or why exactly did that shit become a meme?

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Can a trumpkin explain why that video is wrong? I still don't know who to vote for and that video made me lean towards Hillary.

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vote for hillary so we can have WWIII and another boost on technology.

That's not how you do push-ups. I want that man to die.

you are not missing much user, its all hard work

It became a meme because Geoff Keighly (sp?) used to plug Doritos and Mountain Dew before shit because they were sponsors for his shit. And then that became associated with games, and D.Va's backstory is she's a gamer girl and gamers were required to control the South Korean mechs to fight the Omnics… So Dorito Pope became associated with D.Va indirectly because she's a gamer girl.

How about you fucking educate yourself politics before voting at all?
Watch the most recent debate.
See what the candidate's stance on things you care about are.

As for the video, it's super inane.
The wall is designed to wars of people crossing the border.
Overstaying your visa would of course be handled differently.
Besides, visa illegals tend to not be 3rd worlders so even though they're still illegal and bad,they're not AS bad.
Besides, if you care about immigration at all you should automatically be voting for Trump anyway since he, regardless of whether a retard says it'll work or not, actually wants to change that.
Hillary would probably enable the opposite, giving amnesty and such to illegals since they'd get voting right and Mexicans as well as black VERY prominently vote democrat.

Sincerely, someone who doesn't even live in your country and is better informed than you.

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Trump's wall idea is fucking retarded, but you should still vote for him because Hillary is a fucking piece of shit. At least with Trump, he won't do any damage and might actually improve some shit.

Hillary is literally the worst person you could vote for.

so it's basically free advertisement for them?

who the fuck is this nigga? the new KassemG or that Philsomething guy for like a decade ago with million views and ebin short cut videos?

You clearly haven't watched the video where he clearly outlines that it isn't literally half of an a press, it is just a way to describe the amount of a presses it takes to complete an individual level where you begin the level with the a button already held down, which means you can mooch off of pressing the a button to jump from a previous part of the run (like you need to jump in the castle to get to one level, so you hold the a button during the jump and keep it held during the level for the part you need it, like holding the a button to fall slower with the wing cap).

Now do you understand, "Henry"?

I guess you could say that. Anyway, they recently added a legendary emote to the game where D.Va actually drinks a non-branded bag of what appears to be nacho cheese tortilla chips and a green soda beverage .. if you get what I'm saying.

Because green hill is the first stage of the first game.

Still, you're not wrong. Mystic cave is still tight to this day.

Meant to say eats, but yeah, whatever.

Birth-right citizenship is a bigger problem, tbh fam, but the wall helps.

I prefer this version.

you got hooked user

Why is blizzard so shit at characters?

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But there's the problem, I refuse to have an opinion on a controversial topic that I am not an expert on, and I am certainly not an expert on the benefits and costs of free/restricted immigration. I've certainly done research and I know a lot more than the average voter, but I don't have a conclusive stance on it. But from that video I gathered that even if I thought immigration should be prevented, the wall wouldn't be a very effective means for that. I'm still certainly undecided and will probably end up voting Johnson anyways.

I dunno man, Hillary will probably want to maintain the status quo while Trump's economic plan sounds dumber than the wall and the retard is a climate change denier too. But on the other hand Hillary is clearly a corrupt piece of shit and effectively supports the TPP which could be more damaging than another recession.

That post was clearly made in jest, onii-fam

Trump will be disabled by congress. He's the least dangerous option. Hillary is more able than anyone to fuck you over. She's a really capable person, but she isn't fighting for you. Think about that before you vote.

Why'd you reply to my post? with that?

You must be very intelligent user.

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A button press is a button press, no matter how long you hold it

So can I claim to be part of your family and collect inheritance from your parents?

I mean, since birth rights mean nothing and shit

test

They designed the character around a current trend, and did so in a manner that would net it the most popularity possible, making it a cute asian girl.
I won't argue that it's still a shit character, but they certainly succeeded on what they set out to do.

A retard is still a retard, no matter how much the retard tries to claim they're not a retard

Also See: SJW's

whoops forgot webm

That's a fair point, I think I'll need to think about that some more.

It wasn't the video as much as it was the politifact they cited about how many illegal immigrants come in through planes. I hadn't heard it before and it looks to be accurate.

Noone is debating that you retard, the point is that the a press you need to stay afloat with the wing cap can be the same a press that you use to jump at some point earlier. When measuring how many a presses it takes to complete a single level you can't just not include the a press you hold down for the wing cap, and you also can't say it's a normal a press because in the greater context of the half a press run it doesn't incur any additional a presses, thus he decided to call it a half a press.

by birth-right citizenship, I mean how it's used in any situation talking about it. If you are born on American soil, you are automatically an American citizen.
It's the retarded principal that lead to this.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthright_citizenship_in_the_United_States

'member when Collage Humor made good shitt like Tetris God?

I 'member!

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I assume he meant birth-right as in "my anchor baby was born across the border SO CLEARLY IT'S AN AMERICAN".

If I was told that you looked that up I wouldn't believe that.

'member is a forced meme.

No its not, anybody who thinks its not a retarded principal should automatically have to house these immigrants

Let me see how long it takes for all these "LET EM IN!" retards to change their tune when they're the ones who have to deal with this shit

The only, repeat, only people who want "Mass Immigration" are all upper mid and high class people who don't have to deal with the shit that happens in the poorer area's

Then look for yourself, I don't see anything wrong with this article: politifact.com/florida/statements/2015/jul/29/marco-rubio/rubio-says-40-percent-illegal-immigrants-are-overs/

youtube.com/user/iDubbbzTV/videos no worries, I heard the first time of him here on Holla Forums too

I'm confused by your post user.
Good webm. Anybody know what movie that's from?
Is it any good?

As for the info
You believe THAT to be a reliable source?
From Marco Rubio of all people?

DOUBLE NIGGER

Remember "DEY TOOK OUR JAWBS?!"

That's not a joke, the more immigrants that come in the less people get hired who were actually born there.

If you want to put it mega bluntly, countries are "Tribes" and while tribes will trade with one another its not a good idea for them to merge because the massive clash of ideals and philosophys eventually leads to conflict and possibly a civil war

You're seeing it now with wave after wave of muslim terrorist attacks in the states/canada/europe and its not going to stop until somebody draws a fucking line in the sand and says "Stay the fuck out we don't want you here"

This isn't racism, this is reality. While a melting pot of ideals is a great thing most if not all these immigrants coming into the countries have little to no desire to work because they heard in their countries they would be given shit like free food/homes etc, they then get here and get excessively violent because everything they were told is not true.

Not to mention in the case of Muslims their society is run in smaller circles by the priests (Forget their own religions designation so I'll say priests) but in the much grander scale they're run by the murderous warlords who keep shit in check

You're already seeing it in Sweden, where the immigrants when they see there is no warlords there established their own warlords ASAP and have taken over half the country now, immigrants who actually came to the country for a legit better life are moving away from sweden because they don't feel safe

Also sorry I thought you were one of those SJW retards on twitter who proudly proclaim that "Everyone is a citizen of the states despite birth because america is the greatest country and we should love all people"

And yeah I love that loophole, that's actually a thing where women get pregnant then come over at 8 months and then hide somewhere to give birth, then get citizenship

And the movie is called Silent Night Holy Night if I remember correctly

Nigger you didn't read this shit at all, the quote was referencing a pew study that is well cited and verified.

pewhispanic.org/2006/05/22/modes-of-entry-for-the-unauthorized-migrant-population/

Also there's nothing wrong with direct linking to sites that aren't corrupt shit, politifact is perfectly fine.

Also haha yeah holy fuck, nobody should believe anything Marco says, the guys such a corrupt piece of shit its amazing

I blame Obama, he did SOME good things but in his 8 years he's reduced the social aspect of american society in fucking ruins and now everyone is paying the price of it

Fill retards heads full of shit, they just become bigger retards

You're right, I didn't read it because it's not an archive link.
user, I won't click that fucking shit.

Also, 40% < 60%.
A President that actually cares about illegal immigration could perhaps also enforce visas with greater force.
I really don't know why I'm even trying to argue this.
Your rationale is moronic and quite frankly, all you had to know was that one candidate is pro-immigration and the other is not.
If you care about the topic that should be enough to let you know whom to vote for.
This seriously isn't that hard.

I don't know about him having done any good.
The rest is very true.

Lad, you should've linked your post to 6b0d76 as well. He should be reading this. We already agree on all this.

How is the movie?

I like this one more.

This user is misguided. I the end you'll find that everything is actually hardwork and even the things you enjoy turn out to be a chore because to do them for a job you'd have to do them repeatedly without doing anything else.

The truth of this world is that EVERYTHING is hard work. Don't spend your life avoiding hard work. Find something to do that is honest. You'll be suprised at how much you enjoy supposedly "hard work" when it's done for it's own sake.

Try lifting consistently to see what I mean.

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They didn’t give a shit. The USSR was run entirely by kikes. The kikes would be in the bunkers and the Christians would be vaporized, just like they wanted.

Reported. Kill yourself.

Reported.

Reported.

Thanks for confirming you know nothing about economics or demographics.

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, OBVIOUS SHILL

Reminder that anchor babies are not US citizens, by law.

its not illegal to be uninformed (or retarded)

Whoa there friend calm down, its just someone else's opinion. no need to blow a fuse

Yup.

I'll wait until the game has a sandbox mode that let's you mess around with the jiggle physics in any way possible as well as texture customization to change the skin palette.

Opinion.

How is the fucker nowadays, i've heard he's a faggot now, but after cwc i stopped giving a fuck

the fuck… Anyways, i was talking about spax kid.

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Reported.

Reported.

All faggots will be killed.

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just those two first words make it an opinion
baseless claim even though i agree

totally fine with this one it is fact

jesus fuck if your argument was all fact there wouldn't be need for you to act like you're retarded, instead you could… i don't know bring in supporting facts to aid your argument instead of getting uppity
like for fuck sake i agree with you, but just because your on the right side of the political alignment doesn't mean you should sperg out when you see someone else view point

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That scene with the thrasher plowing through a crowd, what movie is it from?

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one of the newer saw movies maybe?

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Fuck off nigger, I go to Holla Forums to escape politics

Does anybody know the name of this song?

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There's another one of these food webms I've seen on here where someone slathered about 5 different sauces on different levels of stuff in a fliptop box, anyone have it? Also, post all your food webms.

Fucking Holla Forumseddit getting triggered over personal opinions, even if it does have enough overlaps with what they're saying

idubbbz has come a long way

no, I don't think so, it doesn't fit in that it's not torture and more indiscriminate murder of large amounts of people.

indeed.
about him, idubbbz, how was his debut on youtube ? was it good or kinda bad like the others letsplayer you can find on youtube or was it on an another level ?

source?

Is this a trap?

save as filename was working for me earlier today and now it is not, what the heckfire

halp pls

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thanks a lot user

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I'm not shitting on him. It's the good kind of autism, kinda like Ulillillia.

You've got good taste, user.

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Damn that guy looks a bit like me. Freaked me the fuck out when I saw the thumbnail.

== who is this asshole posting webm with file names like ">>10838344
generic image" so that you don't know what you are clicking on? don't fucking save these and then post them again because nobody will ever watch any of them ==

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If you have to ask, it probably is.

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Fuck I miss board of the week.

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Woah new size limit? That's a pretty huge difference too. I'm the guy who made the 8mb one, I'll go ahead and make a 12mb version now.

Been for a while, it's supposed to go up to 16mb someday

wait, don't make one yet because a new limit is gonna come and its going to be 16mb

Then I'll make another version then. For now, I've got a 12mb one cooking.

It's from South Korea, the worst progressive shithole on the face of the planet where SJW dogma and censorship is literally fucking law and where they have actual feminist death squads. I wouldn't put it past them.

I say wait because it will become irrelevant as soon as 16mb hits but you do you alright

That's okay, I might as well try out a nice long video with the new limit.

Meant to reply to you. Have another stale webm.

Seriously, though: stay away from Shit Korea. Their film industry may have some gems, but outside of that they practically have no culture of their own, they work their students and sallarymen to death as badly or worse than Japan, and they censor their own citizens to a degree that would make Anita Sarkesian cream her pants. Fuck them.

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Here you go.

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what happened to cause that guy to be pissed off?

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Have another user.