The 'Boob' and 'butt' thread

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hottest

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FUCKING NICE. Which Batman game is this from?

MUH DICK

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Isn't this shaping up to be some kind of sex platformer?

Arkham knight. Still not cracked

it is now that japan is gonna start making mods for it

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How come I could pirate it then? still an unoptimized piece of shit though, thanks nvidia

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It's like a Tomb Raider style platformer. Released two days ago. I thought I demo was neat. Waiting to see if it gets updates.

Here, have a demo link. Judge for yourself.
dropbox.com/s/qnygh7m713v5c2i/Haydee Demo.rar?dl=0

STOP

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no

Damn it

I might have to check out this new deception then.

Really liked 1 and 2.

you mean like ingame lewd? can do!

What's the 1st one from?

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Send help, I might be about to hurt myself

Paragon

Phantasy Star Online 2 takes the crown because not only does it have plenty of titty monster NPCs, but you can also make the titty monster of your dreams in the character creator. Nothing tops your own ideal woman for top quality tits and ass. Takaki games and Dead or Alive share second and third place respectively. If you count mods, then modded Bethesda games also have great tits and ass, but those often go into full blown sex mods, which might disqualify them for the purposes of discussion about softcore.

That ass is sweet as hell and the latex makes it ten times sweeter, but nothing could overcome the curse of the ASSFAGGOTS

Huh, you learn something new everyday.

Funfact: On the vanilla release of D4 Laegrinna has textures for blushing for when she gets put on a wooden horse. The only way for Laegrinna to be put on a wooden horse in vanilla D4 is for the player to make her put herself on it, meaning that devs knew people were going to make her torture herself.

nope

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Zax: The Alien Hunter

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Zax the alien hunter

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is blade and soul still active or did they fuck it up so bad no one is playing anymore

There was a ton of censorship of both outfits and quest lines, and it got so bad that the Korean version started self-censoring outfits so the western branch would stop complaining about how much needed to be censored.

who the fucks is complaining still

I haven't been paying much attention to the game ever since I heard about how heavily it got censored even after the publisher had spent years saying they wouldn't. I wouldn't know about any current SJW bitching about it.

Lost Planet 2

Best character and a big girl

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Oh my

Would be great without hair clipping through the body.

Sandraider girls are shit.
Waysider FF is best girl.

Can LP2 be played without GFWL/Windows Marketplace bullshit yet?

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Wut game?

REMEMBAH ME

Elins truely are the best thick lolis of any videogame ever.

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I'm quite surprised (and very impressed) that someone bothered to mod that game. The dick guides us.

can't remember

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Smite have some good stuff. It's sad this gifs don't do the models justice.

correct!

changed the image so bnobody could make an image search. So, you know the game?

But its fucked that they removed Nox's taunt last patch.

I'm surprised that Cia was not censored by Memehouse. What gives?

That got my Jimmies completely euphoric. And they still are.
Probably they will get Awilix boob and ass shaking out too, if they didn't already.

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Nice. What game?

Did they remove IP block yet?

is there an official artbook pdf?

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she is the only reason to buy the game?

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Game is finnally out so fuk u

Yah I know the game. I thought the ending was actually really good, spoilers ahead.
Even though the entire plot hinges on this one witch doctor having magical powers I like to think that he was a sith lord, since he attacks with magical lightning

Interesting thread.
I see the tastes of anons are spread out far and wide…
The soul of men permeates throughout this thread. Without a doubt, the question that must be asked, is
Ass
Or tits?

There are no alternatives. Thighfag and hipfag GTFO.

Ass

Why, why do you prefer the butt?
Why not breasts?

Hometown

OH GOD YES

An equal balance in both in a perfect voluptuous figure.
I had to post the compressed version of this image because the uncompressed was barely above the limit

Used to be a titsbro.
Now I'm more of an assman. It's simply more functional. It feels great to have a really round and worked out nice warm ass on your pelvis area when you're fucking.

I'm retarded. Was meant for

Ass is superior because a firm ass means that a woman moves and does things that is more that just exist

My dick and my heart's dick still hasn't recovered
Kojimbo was too pure for this world, too enlightened by the true meaning in life for a soulless company like konami to handle

You could post it uncompressed if you trimmed a bit of the white frame, fagola.

Well normally I'd say thighs but with that qualifier I guess I have to say tits.

A S S
S
S
and hips are important too fuck you

this

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wew lad

The texture swap where the bottom has latex or is wearing leggings are like 10 times better

No.

eigakass.soup.io/

meant for

This is the most desperate shilling for a game I've seen yet.

IT BEGINS

This fucking artist draws the same hyper /ss/ pics with different furry skins. This nigga needs to take a breath of fresh air.

thanks (I accidentally deleted the wrong post, meant to delete one in another thread)

I'm honored and ashamed.

You do realize a lot of people here like big tits and have kinda-shit taste. It's what gamergate was about, when you really think about it.

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I want to drill Snake in his perfect tight ass so bad

Every single thread fucking where niggerbot is shilled

THICKER

YOU are the cancer killing this board.

Here, have S T I C C

just say DFC, famalam

You just need to accept that anons liking shit games solely because they have T&A is not, and cannot be just exclusive to neptunia and nekopara.

It's flat and low on the curvage, hence STICC

No jiggle physics on plump asses is a crime and you know it.

That's why sandraider girls a best.

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I want to have sex with rin.

thank mr skeltal

No one can top Samus

As if the robot wasn't already human enough.

The 3D tits in the 3DS version makes it even more fappable

Hands.

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WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU AUTISTS

I feel sorry for you.

He's right though. There's a distinct lack of nudity in this thread (and games at large). Sexy clothes and designs are great, but when it never goes further I simply loose interest.

Although this might be a cultural thing.

It's funny because it's the complete opposite for me, full nudity turns me off but give me unique costume designs and my dick is diamonds

Christ

Nudity a shit.

Nudity is overrated, fam

steamcommunity.com/app/530890/images/

I dunno, T&A is a very huge market with plenty of competition, She sexy tho.

where do i find haydee mods?

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Are you just posting your random shit now?

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So the tease is more enticing to you? I never really got that mind set, I guess it's a stark divide between imagination and the real deal.

That sounds pretty gay. I detest the Burkha look.

Burka is shit because it doesn't accent any of the feminine features.

Doesn't make a differenece to me. If it's covered up I can't work with it.

Yeah, dumping some images related to the topic on an image board. Very novel idea, I know.

Y'know you just suggested people go buy Haydee
Could have just linked a torrent, but you specifically promoted buyfaggotry so I won't be taking any lip from you just for dumping some lewds. Deal with it.

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Nah, the link is to IMAGES, you tard.

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magnet:?xt=urn:btih:628c6a2e5cffd5fc97ab5f5f212fd8df7f6417b1&dn=Haydee+and+some+outfits&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969

On the STORE page. You're not fooling anyone, bruh. Any idiot can go on jewgle image search & type Haydee to receive the same shit without linking the STORE page on fucking Steam.

I think the nude model is too much but the NRA symbol and the poetry made me kek

I love how Nintendo fans are always the most insecure members on this board

You're right, I'm forcing people who click the link to buy it instead of staring at the titty and ass monster.
How horrible of me.

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Cue the irrelevant console wars.
WEW

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Is he still posting random shit I can see on any booru and typing "nintendo"?

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Yes

PROTIP: Image boards are show, not tell. That's why you post the images instead of linking the store page with the images.

damn, this thread turned out a lot better than I expected

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any Widowmaker?

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Naw, my Overwatch art is limited. I've probably posted all of it. Don't have much interest in the game, but there's some dame sexy art. Kinda how I see the Avatar series. Never properly watched it, but there's some nice art of it that I saved.

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Well, same. I've never played it and have zero interest to in the future. Still love that ass, though.

Crazy girls are something to be avoided, but dat Alice. Hnnngh.

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There was a qt girl in my apt complex that was crazy. She had a mental breakdown in public and always smelled like moth balls. Prior to that I wouldn't have minded sticking my dick in crazy but fuck that.

Eh, most women engage in behavior that isn't all that sane anyways.
But who am I to judge when I've compulsively saved all these images?

I get that, but whispering to the bushes at 5 a.m. and breaking your own windows with a glass bottle is where I draw the line.

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Those are not unreasonable standards.

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wew

What the hell is this from? This is fucking hilarious

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isn't fanart cheating though

holy shit fuck off

UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
THICKER!!!!!

It sure is, since we can always add tits and ass to anything.

It's an unfortunate thumbnail, but it makes sense from an animation standpoint.

Prison School. It's fucking great, and that webm doesn't do that scene justice without knowing what is riding on his explanation of asses.

this. everything was on the line on his answer.

DID SOMEONE SAY THICCCC

Valkyrie Crusade > Legend of the Cryptids

I felt so sorry for her, she's a solid 10/10 and she still got rejected by some faggot sissy.
Cia deserves better.
Shame she's not canon and will never show up in another zelda game.

Megalia's impact hit devs in Korea, cencorship due social pressure.

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Cammy best girl in all of fightan.

Objection

Cammy's got it all, where as Mileena is only good for perverts. The major difference is that Cammy not only looks good, has a tight body, and is flexible, she also has a great moveset and if played right can handle herself in any tier since she was first introduced. Mileena can't say the same, she's started out as just a cheap color swap with a weak moveset.

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admiring Cammy is the right thing to do

cammy is v sexy

it is cracked, just not the latest patch

THIGHS ARE THE BEST

tits. tits give milk and life, ass gives shit. also it is literally a nigger and thrid world fetish

I respectfully di

Too bad they all look hideous and have haircuts that might as well be men's haircuts.

This. Clothing choice plays such a huge consideration into my fetish library that if I see somebody with something I don't like Like anything strapless for some reason I usually refuse to fap at it.

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Ass gives sits and warmth. Also a pillow for head. Also tits sag at older ages while asses are less likely to or only do at an old age. I'de rather have flat tits than a bony ass. Are you telling me you want a bony ass with full tits? You'll be slamming your thighs in to a pelvis. I hope you like your thighs bruised because of a pointy bony flat ass.

Also your nigger argument is wrong because white people have butts to.

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I bet you think Holla Forums is one person to. Not even an argument.

Makes sense in a 60% white country tbh.

yeah exactly my thoughts

yeah, thats a fact dude

Huh, I guess Argentina is white after all

lol

portul

there is depressingly little portal r34 that actually involves portals

Why? I thought liking asses only was only exclusive to niggers.

Portal r34 is as low energy as Jeb Bush. Please clap.

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what the fuck man

holy shit bateman

Iceland and Romania letting the side down.

Holy shit all these digits

Now I understand why Egypt got (((liberated))).

Its apocalypse mang
No wonder that they are trying to have functional hairstyles

Helena Douglas is all about the T & A

Why not both?
Why not even throw in thighs and hips too?

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What Christian websites.

She's flatter than Lightning. Truly desperate times we're living in.

So they removed it for NP?

So are the LP games playable on PC or not?

Because unlike breasts, you can fondle and grope the butt as much and as hard as you like.
Even in public.

No, it's still in, it's just that you had to make her do it to herself to see those textures. On NP she can now fight against other trap users, most of which will use a delta horse variant, which was not in the vanilla game.

Yes, but you have to deal with gfwl.
The online for LP2 is dead on PC, but there's this one group of poles that hold a planned event every Friday.

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I thought GFWL was completely dead by now.

But is it technially possible to play? If I can coerce some friends, will we be able to connect together? And what about LP1 and 3?

i want to FUCK shantae

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Capcom never bothered to port it's online to something else.

Yeah, you can still play those games if you get some friends and arrange a event and then invite Holla Forums.
I don't know about LP1 or LP3's online, but I know that the same group of poles runs an event for LP1 colonies on another weekday I forgot if it was Sundays or Wednesdays, and they don't want anything to do with LP3.

I fapped to heroes of might and magic portraits exactly as much as I would admit

which is a lot

jus go to /fit/ and you will see why butt is the more manly option

It's not to be proud of that the majority of our population is weak, old, skinnyfat and ridden with civilizationary diseases

i need both

WoW justified it own existence with the blue space goats

Get your furry shit and futa outta here

Vindictus
It's free to play