Paladins (no actual paladins)

ELF SLUT IS BACK BABY

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God I want to dick Elf Slut big league.

i want to put my yang in her

Fuckoff

alright, does anyone else have issues with Bomb King's Poppy Bomb?
I'm still holding out that I'm retarded for normal bombs doing 0 damage at random intervals, but
at first I had no such issue but now it seems to be once per game

>>>/out/

the actual thread is and it's on page 13
what you just posted isn't even about paladins generally speaking and if it were it should have been removed when it was posted since was there first
>>>/abdl/

wow guys goty right here amirite??? xd

Theres only need for one containmment thread

absolutely disgusting

it just makes you easier to spot if you keep trying to force this CRAPCUNTS meme


but neither of the threads you poster are that thread, one's about to fall off entirely and past the limit and the other isn't about paladins

Just downloading this. What should I expect?

Hows the community? Is it tolerable or do I need to turn off chat and never interact with any one any where ever?

You're not welcome here
Fuckoff with your trash game/genre

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Expect shallow gameplay, memes, cancer, and autistic children/reddiotrs/tumblrites.
What a wast of bandwith


Kill yourself

But user, these types of games are crap that only autistic cunts like.


only de besd of gaemz :-DDDDD

the only people I've ever actually seen using chat were BR's, so yeah probably
the game is pretty mediocre, pick one of the fun characters and ride out wins and you can have some good times though
matches tend towards

Who /smugying/ here?

Steam says Gone Homo is a game, so I guess it is then. :^)

i could maybe deal with these evie nerfs if flight didnt feel like i was trying to control a butterfly in a tornado with this lag.

Erectin'

Shitting on shallow shitty timesinks with awful communities is being a hivemind now?


Hi, Hi Rez, time to fuckoff

Holy fuck Ying is great, not only is she best girl she can take points, deal damage and heal really well.

shes a minefield made of titties and lies

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no, but
is your big ass ego declaring that you are actually the godking of an anonymous community
m' awful communities will save your nonexistent argument, though, I'm sure :^)

Basically.
lal

Don't break my dreams user.
I want to fuck Ying so bad

Better than Overwatch on the whole but not necessarily good still

Community's OK but like the other guy says it's mainly huehuehues that use chat

But an0n, most games (and books…and movies..and comics… and fetishes) are shit that only morons with inferior tastes and standards like.

There is no allchat that I know of, so don't expect shittalk by the enemy team.
Chat is mostly huehues and retards, some alright kids that use XD but play well and communicate.

Ironic choice of pic.

You should expect a casual yet fun class shooter.
The community is either good, silent, or straight up cancer, it's a weird mix. The ones I found the most are silent ones, and between good fellas or douches, I found more good ones. That doesnt mean that you will never find the typical russian "I died I afk bad team".

There is no All chat, only your team, you can also like in Tribes use voice commands. Personal favourite is VEG "I'm the greatest" which you can spam on the victory screen to annoy people with.

Now with the voice chats from this update, you can put the voice of your character instead of the normal Paladin's general guy. I just grew too fond of his voice however to change it this fast, but I must admit, Barik's Engineer from TF2 voice is really nice to hear while in a match.

m' awful communities will save your nonexistent argument, though, I'm sure :^)
Huelander you and your kind belong here
Kindly fuckoff and learn how to type

A massive amount of oldfags do play destiny.

So its trash?

It's very "wannabe" but doesn't distinguish itself.

I don't like Overwatch that much, you're still a gargantuan faggot.

you are an honorary hue if I've ever seen one

actually he is an honest to god brazilian

it keeps happening.

Don't listen or communicate with d44010, it's probably that sperg that went
on the first thread.

Somewhy people on Holla Forums have had a lot of hate for video games and video game threads, however 4am threads are perfectly ok and saying how you shit in the shower is video games.

Holla Forums has metric assloads of autists that buckle down on one particular subject or another, remember that this is the same board that spawned a guy who commissioned $2k of scat porn just to spam Undertale threads with it

What a dick.

Now I love him.

Elf slut a shit Androxus is cutest paladin.

every time

Coldsteel MySoulisDarkAndCorrupted

No, I love vidya
Its why I shit on this cancerous genre thats destroying the hobby.
Especially on this board


So its shit?


Overwatch threads are a literal safe space though.
Especially since the Hotpockets and the BO love the game.


You're the one fucking up sentences and doing a shitton of typos user.
And sage is not a downvote newfag


Brazil is not part of the European continent user.


What a trooper, Ill be sure to make him proud.

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Not exactly a good thing, even spotted him in a thread earlier spamming the same tired images and whining about muh cucktale muh memegames

For damn close to a year he whined his head off about how le cuckertale was Tumblr incarnate nearly 24/7 across both 4chan and Holla Forums, only ducked his head down again when people figured out who he was and that he was the guy so pissed about Tumblrtale years and years ago he flooded the demo's threads with scat porn of the game he'd commissioned trying to prove the game was degeneracy

More autistic then Chris Chan, Christ.

Go play Overwatch

theres a knight who practically dictates the flow of the game just by existing because hes fucking impossible to kill.

So what part of that is wrong, exactly?

speaking of knightman, does chronos not work with his shields cooldown?

You faggots are hilarious in how you try to justify your support of these cancerous normalfag games.

I look forward to shitposting in the inevitable Titanfall 2 threads that will pop-up because I know you tasteless fags will hop onto that bandwagon as well.

Yeah I like him now.

The part where he hadn't played the game over his entire tenure of crying about it to the point where he couldn't name any specifics about the game but would swear up and down he'd played it start to finish and had wasted $10

meant for

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wrecker is the single best item in the game right now, honestly
check your opponent's composition before you buy shit

So what part of it was wrong? I didn't ask for some ad hominem, it's obvious you dislike the guy.
I asked how what he said was wrong. Hint: It's not.

How does he know it's an ebin meme-game when he hasn't played it and refuses to read anything about it? It also isn't Tumblr considering the closest it ever approaches is having gay couples (played for laughs and as ridiculous) and referring to a ghost as "they". It's almost like people who cry about it being Tumblr have no idea what the hell the contents of the game are or something.

ASSFAGGOTS were a mistake. Look at what autism they gave way to.

all you have to do is think before you buy shit.or drago

holy shit this, amazing how many people can't fucking read
not to mention it's often quite easy to go to the side and get through fernando's shield

wrecker is ridiculous but that means the enemy team is pouring money into killing you, the game is still all about you. even then fernando still might have up to 3 health pools if the shield doesnt go down too fast and you got a level or two in veteran, if they dont want that out of combat healing kicking in someone better have a way to damage you through the shield and if they dont have some sort of grenade theyre going to be way out of position.
if his team is competent thats more than enough time for them to get some dirty work done

Holy shit Ying is fun as fuck, and encouragement is retardedly OP

I'm loving this game, it's like OW but is actually more fun and didn't cost me 40~60 dollars.

Wish I could refund OW.

Also what the fuck is the point of a rare skin if it covers her more than the default costume, HiRez you stupid fucks.

I already refunded this garbage game.
Holla Forums really does have bad tastes.

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some would say stockings are more erotic than bare legs

there is nothing wrong with commissioning thousands of dollars in a literal shit fetish just so you can shitpost
there is also nothing wrong with spending every waking hour with a catalog open so you can dump it and sagebomb every thread on the given topic
there is also nothing wrong with falsely claiming you've played a game and didn't like it after playing it for the express purpose of convincing others it's cancer
nope, anything is justifiable because ??? Undertale, that's not >>>/cow/ tier at all


this would be my main issue with balance, while I feel the game does a pretty nice job with asymmetry, certain character centralize the game on them
tanks are intended to do this a bit, but Fernando can take a lead role in the team while also taking a fuckload, making him genuinely scary. the tradeoff for buying 5x wreckers is the opponent having one tanky but less useful teammate, though, so I don't mind as much

Yes.

walked right in to that one didnt you

You switch from under-boob to cleavage.
Vastly inferior choice, but still.

Suicide's sounding pretty good right about now.

Sure, I'll bite the hook
Don't imply Holla Forums is a single person. This thread was made because the cancer known as the Overwatch General got butthurt that people we're talking about this shit game instead of making fanfiction about sharpened pieces of lumber going up Widow's Maker shithole, which then caused faggots to move to this thread.

I want to shove my wood into widowmaker.

Will we have more places to spend gold in

I have 70k gold and own all the characters and cards I need atm.

The only thing worse than cancer is knockoff cancer.

they just added Voice Packs, all in total it should be 76k for all of them, spending gold

Anyone have a source for this?
It's hot as fuck.

Tumblr tranny pls go

bro im manly as fuck theres nothing wrong with wanting to sniff and get slapped by a huge girlcock though you insecure beta

wut

Yuck

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Damn nigga.


They know EXACTLY what they are doing.

Oh and has anyone managed to get cosmetic item from chests? Pretty sure the game description says that there's a chance for cosmetic to drop?

I got one.

They really do.

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I got a bomb or something for the Bomb King, even tho i still haven't unlocked him.

why are you people playing this
is this just shilling
I don't understand

Because it's free and all videogames are shit nowadays anyway fuck else am I gonna do with my time?

i got a drogos rocket launcher and a buck outfit sofar

You can get items and cards for Champions that you have not unlocked.


You can, I got a suit for Call of Duty man.


Some people enjoy playing video games.
Nice bump by the way, retard.

Then why don't they play good games?
why this shit?

You're ever more of a faggot

They're putting the 'marketing' in viral marketing.


Backlog.

nice meme

I bought the founder's pack

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Guess it's just my usual luck.


I'm seriously thinking about it, wonder when the 33% sale ends.

What's the highest total damage people have dealt?

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does damage vs shields count? i think my highest damage was as ruckus vs gomez.

You can't possibly be for real

This is the lowest common denominator trash
It's not only completely unoriginal, but it also has shitty business practices, inferior gameplay from all the games it copies and it's not evne finished as far as I understand it

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE

im sure of it

Is Blizzard even paying you?

Stop responding to shitty bait you idiots


oh I missed that

fucking normalfags

Because i don't feel like buying Overwatch and giving nuBlizzard my hard earned money when i can just play this game for free and have fun.

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Not to mention Global Agenda and Tribes died for this and Smite.


Is Hi-Rez paying you? Don't answer that.

Yes it does.


I'm thinking about it as well, however. I do know Hi-Rez and this is beta, so I will not fall into it.


Reminder to ignore the shitposters, it's their job because they don't have any neither they play vidya. This is their hobby and their job, ignore and move on.

Nu-Doot is good

The fun never ends with you guys does it?

I'll answer for him
It was only good, it wasn't the big hit that the old doom was but in the case of modern games it's probably the best we are going to get to an extent, could have been better but it could have been a hell of a lot worse than it was, take multiplayer on it for example, the entire campaign could have been a 2 weapon limit.
But the campaign was only good, it wasn't anything to be proud of, it did it's thing and that's that, multiplayer doesn't hit the same glory it once had in the old days and legomap is an obomaination

if you want map packs for Doom 4 just look for D4D

I'm interesting in playing this game even though I own Overwatch due to having enough differences to be unique, but knowing Hi-Rez they'll never make it play smooth and tight, it'll just be a stiff korean-tier game. Even Smite after all this time manages to feel like a cheap Korean game due to the animations and lack of overall polish/finish.

holy shit i have no idea what im doing.
The cooldown on the illusions seems way too restrictive to do anything other than spam one illusion - shatter right after.
Are the default loadouts just bad?

Encouragement 4 lowers active CD by 4s with elimination.

Drop illusion, shatter, drop illusion, shatter, drop illusion, shatter.

Get highest damage and heal

Shattering them seems to be more of an ambush than anything, position them for healing your team instead. Then if the enemy pushes you back, shatter and make some new ones in a better healing position.

sometimes but theyre usually playable. you own the default cards, so you can redistribute points between them as you please.

I am sick and tired of playing with mentally handicapped russians who cant even speak english and play like this is the very first video game they ever had.

Please save me from this cancer eurobros

NorinTheManWond

kys newfag/casual

Come to burger server sometimes.

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Spam illusions whenever they are off CD, you can also use them to attack other players with Shatter (500 damage each, only 1 spawned at a time.), make sure to direct it at points as there if there is over 1 enemy on a point you can wreck a lot of havok.
Learn to aim, try to get 4 ticks of damage every time then you can be decent.


Added
OmnYfie.

At least he managed to graduate from hover hand

Isnt there only one server?

It's been a long time since Ragnorok came out.

No?
That's a weird question, but no, click the Region button on the right in the play tab and change it to NA.
Regardless don't do it, I'm from EU and playing in NA servers is pretty awful.

The region is more a polite suggestion than anything.

status.hirezstudios.com/
See how there's only one server listed.

Checkmate

Paladins
North America/Europe

Two separate servers. Smite has 3 different boxes as it is on PS4, Xbox and PC and all of those also have separate boxes.

I meant servers fug

dem quads

My current deck is:

Carry On III (9s longer illusions)
Encouragement II (2s CD reduc. on elim.)
Spring Bloom IV (2s CD on illusion killed by enemy)
Pursuit I (8% faster illusions)
Mesmerism II (Increase Illusion deploy range by 20%)

Basically, what you want to do is place illusions where they can reach allies but are relatively hidden. They have a decent healing range. Spam your attack, preferably behind a shield, use shatter when you're caught/in trouble. Try and stay behind the team and place illusions at opposite sides of you if you can, so that escape is harder. If they manage to take down an illusion, good, you're basically read

Bought this Ying skin with all the free crystals I've gotten, pretty happy tbh. Can't wait to get that red mirror, spent all my gold on cards.

And how could it possibly be?

I mean, let's be a bit realistic here. Compare the level of competition of Doom back in the day with nuDoom today. And by competition, I mean everything, the environment of the industry, the amount of FPS we have seen, the different mechanics we've tried in so many games, the stories and enemies from so many places…

The common theme with Doom that everyone praises is how innovative it was. How it did the whole genre in a very different and new way compared to every other game prior to it. I'm sure it wasn't the first FPS, but it innovated in a crapload of details that amazed everyone back then.

Now come to 2016 and what were you expecting? Why would anyone expect the game to feel new and innovative, especially after we've already seen so much? nuDoom didn't made the same impact in the industry as Doom did but saying it's a bad game for that is ridiculous and cherrypicking reasons for that (he doesn't run as fast!) doesn't prove any point.
nuDoom was the best game it could possibly be and you only realize that when you start thinking "How could an FPS be released today and have the same impact Doom had at it's time?" and realize you don't have an answer for that.

I like this game and have been having fun with it.

somewhere in the realm of 250k as bomb king when the enemy team had a Ruckus and a Fernando

Actually switch Pursuit for Harmony, heals you 10% (at 1) on Shatter which is handier in a pinch.

One thing I haven't understood about her is how Shatter aims. Sometimes the Illusions don't move at all, others they do.
Do they move towards the point where you are aiming when you Shatter, or do they seek nearby targets and stay still if they can't see any?

I've had a few interesting cases where I Shatter only to see them going back because there's a Viktor trying to flank.

Also, can anyone confirm that she can place 2 Illusions max and that they last forever until destroyed, Shatter or you cast another?
That'd make her Illusions a lot like Baric Towers. Except they heal and self-destruct.

They seek nearby enemies, and while you can have 2 max, they don't last forever.

Nothing lasts forever, and we both know hearts can change

Yeah, not too sure about it, I think that they go towards the closest enemy anything, including enemies, Kinessa mines and Bombs, and adjust on the fly which is why they'd suddenly change direction. That being said I've seen them not change direction. I think it's just a bit buggy at the moment.

2 illusions max, but they don't last forever, get Carry On and you never have to worry about it. It's incredible for healing, means you're always on top of the CD.

They're basically Barik turrets if Barik turrets could detonate to heal.

Well, time to try Ying out. She seems OP as fuck after reading her skills though.

Just did this game as Viktor, really intense.
Tore down shields like no tomorrow with Wrecker 3.

I too have been enjoying this game and having fun.

Oh boy, Battleborn got a second chance?

i cant believe how much of a difference nimble makes on DORF. i thought it was a problem with my cards.
aside from the obvious benefits of movement speed on a shotgun character, it allows him to dance between his deployable shields when they dive in after you to give your enemy a huge headache.

Unlike Battleborn, Paladins still has retained it's playerbase after 1 and 1/2 weeks after launch.

It's not just from a new and innovative point, it's from a game stand point, I a few problems with the single player aspect, but I only felt compelled to try out a few levels once again and pretty much drop it, yet here I am years later still playing the the older game. It managed to be better than Doom 3 but that's about all I'll really give it credit for.

The other part that I dislike the most is the fact of how multiplayer was done and I find it funny that you ignored that point along with the legomap as well, things that also made Doom take off as well as it did both singleplayer and multiplayer as well.

How is a game going to be so great if I continue to play the originals more than the sequel that it's supposed to be? This is why I feel as if the mod D4D did a great job at mixing the best of two worlds.

just how does headshot detection work with DORFs blunderbuss? does it not detect headshots unless the entire spread hits their face?

Here's a funny question, but does life sap "item" only applies on the damage dealt with Barik's guns or can my turret do that as well?

Each pellet that hits someone's head counts as a headshot. If you hit 3 pellets in the body, 3 in the head and 3 missed, you will deal 3 pellets worth of body damage and 3 pellets worth of headshot damage.

only shotgun.

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The description says damage from your weapon or something along those lines doesnt it?

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F2P and Early Access? No thanks.

Its just an open beta.

Most F2P games like to brand themselves as a beta but not put themselves on Early Access, Dota is one of them even though it is in "beta" it isn't on EA.

Fuck.

Dota 2 left beta ages ago though.

Dota hasnt been in beta for a long time.

For what purpose

The twist is that there's one paladin.

Sorry I was braindead and forgot.
I got 700 fuckin hours in the game and forgot that it isn't in beta.

**High
Barik
Bomb King
Drogoz
Viktor
Grover
Pip
Androxus
Evie
Skye

Mid
Cassie
Makoa
Ruckus
Grohk
Buck

Fix this shit
Kinessa
Fernando**

Unsurprising

Ying

Kinessa is fine, you need to git gud.

Wish my games were like yours where flank champions don't camp the free credit character

Get a load of this faggot.

I main Kinessa and dominate all the games I'm in with most-kill accolades, whats wrong with her?

Your mines give a damage bonus to your rifle in the machine gun form. And I'm not sure but I think they stack. You should be laying at least one mine near you because of that shit at all times and when someone thinks he's a smart ass, you drop another and toast his ass.

You also have your relocation that you can use to juke someone. Toss it in one way and run in another.


You don't fix Fernando, your team fixes Fernando. If people stay behind him and deal damage, he's an incredinly powerfull hero. And if someone goes near him, he murders them on the spot.
Everytime someone says "fix Fernando", what they mean is "make him a Damage Flank character so I can kill people alone with him too!" and that's not what the character is about.

Trust me on this one, when there's a competent team behind Fernando, he's bullshit OP because he acts as a multiplier to everyone else's skill. But if you multiply by 0…

i like him but i dont see that, in certain maps he feels naked. enchanted forest comes to mind

Do you like it when the elf whore suddenly appears behind you and shoots poison and 15 bolts at the back of your head?

You're free credit to flank heroes.


Right, because mines do anything against androxus, evie, and skye just in flank bracket.

Frenando is shit because while you're shielding for your team you get no meter build.


He's situational I admit, but he can really lock a place down with his turrets and barrier, and his ult basically tells everyone to back off from the payload for eight seconds.
It's also one of the few champions that lets you carry the game since you're the only one on the cap point 90% of the time.

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You two obviously aren't using your teleport abilities correctly then. If you were, then no flank whore would be able to reach you, and half the time even see you.

I almost feel bad killing kinessa as skye. Or evie.

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I'm sorry that the sniper finally takes skill in a game user.

Put traps around you, use the teleport skill with heals cards and movement on it, be sure to (Even if you are a sniper) to be slightly close to the support so you can teleport next to your teammates so they take care of the flanks or at least makes the flank stop chasing you.

If you know that the flank is ALWAYS looking for you, you WILL win no matter what. Stick to a corner, instead of doing your sniper job aim to the only door that he should be coming towards you, two charged shots and the flank is dead or one charged shot with a few normal shots.

There you fucking go, Kinessa is fucking fine.


Yes, mines do a lot against those. The only problem with mines is Skye which, who knows, maybe you should buy Illuminate instead of thinking only on dealing damage.

Say what nigger? What kind of shitty Fernandos have you seen? He has one of the STRONGEST ultimates in the entire game, he builds it pretty fast when facing tanks and he builds it just by existing.
He's a great character that if this games hit any "pro" bullshit, I would not doubt to see Fernandos everywhere.

I used to think Kinessa was hot shit too

Then I started playing with people that aren't retarded and stopped.

I'll have you know I don't have Measels, Mumps OR Rubella. I just use the teleport to get to places I probably shouldn't be able to get into and I probably wont be able to get to when the game finally gets out of beta.

Do you even sweet brown girl?

Why do you guys even care? These are dime a dozen.

Okay, keep playing kinessa, faster time bomb build for me.

Yes, your mines do something against those 3 and all others: they slow them. Even if you can't kill them, you can run away thanks to that, which you shouldn't need since your damage rivals theirs with the boost you get from the mines.

Which isn't a problem because his Ult is garbage anyway. Might as well get Grover instead for the same but better thing.
His shield and the flamethrower are the bes thing to contest points, if you put a Ruckus behind him, it's GG from the moment the game starts.

In fact, it's a bit weird your view on Baric when he suffers mostly from the same Fernando does. Only does damage in close range and his barrier benefits his team more than himself, not to mention you're never gonna put 2 turrets unless your team cooperates.

well see about that

lmao

I'm sure that slow would do wonders against evie that two shots you or androxus who 3 shots you.

All three incidentally getting the jump on you with their blinks and dashes.

Jesus

Oh man you're going to love when you see actual people buying Illuminate since the upgrade is so fucking CHEAP to buy and upgrade as well, 200 - 400 - 600 and you see Skye like any normal character.

Reminder that your mines can be stuck in the walls as well ya dummy, good luck finding them to shoot at them and thus making Kinessa's life easier since she can see which mine has been taken down.


Fernando Ult is great, the problem is that noone uses it properly my man. However, I do agree that Grover is better, the difference being that if you get Cauterize 3 Grover's ult is not going to do jack shit meanwhile Fernando's ult has NO COUNTER.
Everything in this game has a counter, well, Fernando ultimate has none.


Damn I hate when I see a Bomb King in my team cause they tend to suck dick, but when I see two tanks on the enemy team I start kissing the motherfucker who picked Bomb King, gotta contest that point with stuns and massive damage to shields.


The same can be said about the damage characters as well like Viktor, Cassie, Bomb King or Drogoz, they get easily fucked up in a 1vs1 Flank, that is the point of a flank.
However they all have something:
Drogoz can fly, so he can piss on Evie and Buck harder than ever.
Bomb King can fuck off with Poppy bomb.
Viktor will try to run away with his sprint.
Cassie will push you and dodge roll away.
Kinessa can teleport away and slow you down.

See the thing here? Kinessa has even more tools than most of the damage dealers to take care of flankers. It's ok not knowing how to use one character, but another thing is to shit on it just because you suck at it or because everyone around you suck dick as well

you should be a lot more comfortable against glaceon now that they removed iceblock+blink. drop a mine at her feet and pop her as soon as she comes out of it, the blink has a very small delay, but its enough.

This is the big one. With Cassie you can roll all over the place and go by shields easy.

>Go out with friends
FUCKING WEW!!!

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The difference between kinessa and other characters is that they actually deal damage.

I want to know where this mmr is where people actually get killed by kinessa mid to close range.

How do you guys even get an MMR? To even PLAY competitive I have to have rank 4 on TWELVE characters? The fuck?

Takes less than 2d played tho

just get out.

needs more porn

user, you are playing and discussing CRAPCUNTS at this very moment

Ahegao and mind break are objectively the best tags

How can these two things even be true? The fuck is everyone else doing?

That has nothing to do with anything.
If you dont like a genre of games that's fine, but if you want to complain about "basement dwellers", facebook is that way.

Seeking kills, people don't really understand that getting more kills won't win you the game.

Nigger it's so easy to do, what's your problem? I hope that you're not one of those who only stick to one character.

Too bad it doesn't count your turret heals since I'm pretty sure I topped that too

I dont think self-heals count at all.

Except Fernando's Ulti leaves people at 1500, including himself when it's over, and it doesn't even last that long.
Barric can put a barrier that lasts longer with a much lower cooldown and impacts allmost the same.

The only thing Fernando's Ulti does is make him a stationary target at which everyone will fire because when he finnaly hits 1500, his Ult has ended and now they finish him off.
The only thing it does is contest a point for a few seconds and only retards try to engage him at that point if he has a team nearby, otherwise they will engage him to get him down to 1500, something his Ult doesn't protect.


It's a bit of a joke, calling other people's MMR shit, especially since for casual games you often don't even see your own MMR anyway.


See what you did? He replied back to you.
Everytime you pay attention to The Thing, he shitposts again. You should know better by now, user.


No, seriously. Stop it. You're not as bad as he is.

People don't realise how important objectives are in this game.

Other games you can kill the enemy and jump on objective and do fairly well, this game it's objective first I found.

Does the payload move faster the more people stand on it? If my team is actually not retarded and are pushing the payload I'll usually go ahead to chip and slow down the respawning enemies and retreat back to the objective when I'm about to overextend.

Yes. Same with capturing points.

If you're a flanker, it's a good idea to go ahead and piss off the respawning team. Just a shot at them takes their horses, giving your team extra time to cap the point.

But only if you're the flanker and it better be just one of you doing that.

Hey, a double peace sign is not the same as ahegao.

This. Evie ultimate was the major "Fuck you" in the enemy spawn, not only they lost all their horses, they were slowed down. Easy as fuck capture.

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Im not compalining about basement dwellers user, you retarded chipmunk.
Im complaining about basement dwellers that as a consequence of their situation should have better taste than this.


Yeah, hes worse and so are you for playing this garbage.

the overtime nerf is pretty harsh, although honestly thats probably how overtime should be.

did he at least hook fools?

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Needs more memes.

But its already meme garbage

bravo

I like it.

How new are you fags?

r8 my card build

It's quite shit. Many stuff with no specialization.

Try something like:
Beam me up 4
Bob and Weave 4
Restore 2
Open Season 1 (you may as well put whatever you want here)
Well Stocked 1

What in the fuck are you doing?

So now we have Overwatch faggots and budget Overwatch faggots.
At this point this should all be condensed into a character shooter general.

I'm going to keep making Paladin General instead of going to my own board just to piss prissy little girls like you off.

It's kind of fun, but I wish the casual version didn't stick you with AI just like the training version. I don't want to mess around with competitive until I've gotten better with a few characters.

Then again, I guess most people don't lurk moar, so the lower levels of competitive are probably still flooded with the retarded.

Oh you poor babies, you're no longer an unkillable death machine that kills most characters in 2 to 3 hits.

I also like how like 30% of the posts are clearly from non-English speaking backgrounds.

I don't know what you're trying to say here.

You need 12 characters to be lv 4 to play comp

Casual becomes vs people after level 5. They really should mention it in the client because everyone gets tricked by it. People have reviewed the game calling it 2ez because of playing bots. In one more game from this stat screen you will be facing actual people. Competitive has a barrier of having 12 champions each at least 4 mastery. Its fair since you actually have to understand a bit of the game. A little barrier is better then none. Also only solo Q no premades allowed.

These type of games shine in full team 5v5 anyway, if you're interested in that just find a team and start scrimming.

Have I walked back in time to middle school?
Go ahead, as if they wouldn't have continued regardless of my post. My only concern is getting the mods to do something smart for once.

I'm personal friends with Mark, so good luck you fag. Now scamper off and shitpost your own threads.

(waste of dubs)

Sure is cuckchan in here.

Yeah my dad works at Nintendo.

Ah, so that explains all of that. That actually kind of makes sense, and it's nice that the devs at least put some kind of barriers in play. Though yeah, I was getting kind of worried about the bots.

Not that it isn't hilarious to blow up two illusions centered on the OBJ when the bots cluster, but still.

I don't know how people don't notice they're playing against bots, no human can be as consistently bad, or have such corny names.

Don't reply you retard.


Evie with this nerf is shit. She only needed CD nerfs, not the blink removal on ice block.
Whinning about Evie's damage is retarded since the ONLY thing for damage she has is M1 and its the SLOWEST projectile in the game.

She was the most skill based character, with this big part of the depth is gone and so is her potential. She's Shit-Tier now.
Why would you Evie when you can be the broken shit Skye? Why would you Evie when Buck has more survival? Why would you Evie when Androxus has more DPS, range, survival and everything better than her?


You're against bots till level 5 of your account.
You can't get into comp till you get 12 characters to lv4 which is actually nice to avoid cancer or people that only play one character from Rankeds.

Not anymore. My father just sent the letter today, he'll be getting the news tomorrow.
Sorry, but "Samus is trans" was a stupid idea and your dad is gay.


The funny thing about those first 5 levels is comparing yourself to your teammates and see people legitimally struggling against the bots. All my matches during those levels I always had on average 5X everything everyone else had.


I never used that trick with Blink while in Ice Block and I played consistently well with her.
Her big plus is mobility and as long as you keep blinking and flying away, especially getting higher ground, you'll be okay. I really dunno why everyone is crying so hard about this shit when she had a lot more going for her than the cheesy Ice Block.

everyday a shill thread for a shitty game that was tanking prior to the blatant rip off effort to OW, everyday idiots thinking its grassroots

like holy shit, they reintroduce a character they took away and a game mode and its a new thing?

"New Game Mode: Payload

New Game Mode: Payload
Payload is an Attack / Defend style game mode with two rounds. The team on Attack will attempt to push a Payload cart from their base to the enemy base within the time limit. When round one is complete, both teams swap sides (I.E. a team on Defense will play on Attack for the next round) and the match is played again. The team that got the Payload cart furthest will win the match. If both teams push the Payload cart all the way, then the team that pushed it to the end point in less time will win the match. In Round 2, the Payload cart location will be displayed on the HUD and a marker will be placed in the world to show how far the cart must be pushed to win.
In this patch, Payload will be playable on these three maps:
Outpost
Hidden Temple
Frostbite Caverns"

HOLY SHIT WE GOT PAYLOAD!!!

ffs

Wow who would have thought

Speed of the projectile doesn't matter when you can get close to the enemy and kill them with your three survival skills.

Evie players are to Paladins as rogue players were in WoW

To be honest, their payload mode is done in a much better way than Overwatch since it doesn't use the stupid coin flip meme but remainds very fair.

Drogoz punch man OP!

Epic.

Thank you based barik for letting me carry yet another game

Ying OP, I got a vibe that it was going to be very fucking hard for any of the enemies to kill me, it was almost as easy as when I was fighting normal bots still.

Because it was an added depth to the character, you could actually slow enemies and get the debuff on them with ice block, now its impossible to deal the debuff and it's a death trap.
There is no point in playing her at the moment.


I don't have an idea of WoW after vanilla, however, the problem in the game was never Evie, it was and always was Skye.


That's just people still getting used to characters, you're low level. Give it time mate.

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The game is shit, but Buck is so much fun I want to keep playing. Fuck life.

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No user, fun is just a buzzword, give in to the hate.

The same could be said about the other shield heroes, but while they bring other utility to the table, fernando is just a fat fuck that doesn't die.

You should never give in into the hate bandwagon user, try shit for yourself and make your own opinions.
If you are having fun, good for you man, keep playing and enjoy your hobby, that is fucking all instead of being a sperg about "every game is shit and I will shitpost endlessly without knowing the games Im shitting on"

Then the game isn't shit. If you can have fun with it, it's not shit by definition.

Maybe it's not good, maybe it's not better, but it can't be shit if it does what videogames are supposed to do: entertain you and give you some fun.

Would you say that a blender machine that actually blends fruit into juice is shit just because it doesn't give you blowjobs too? because you don't want that, trust me

we should have stopped the overwatch generals when we could

user… what did you do

If I'm having fun watching a bad movie just because it's cringey enough for me to laugh at its horridness, does that make it a good movie?

yes

Have you ever heard the sentence "It's so bad it's good" ?

just screwing with you, user


"it's so bad it's good" kinda movies are a thing. It may not be good, but if it makes you laugh then it's not a shit movie.

video games

Well shit, then make way for the movie of the year, every year.


That saying implies that something is "good" for all the wrong reasons, meaning for what it sought to accomplish it's still bad.

I found a fix, using the card that allows the poppy bomb to explode on impact almost completely removes the bug.
Regardless, I wouldn't rely on the poppy bomb for crucial moments, it's still quite faulty and the radius on it is a joke, coupled with terribad lag it's really good only for poppy jumping or as panic button, like when the turtle hooks you.

Movies and games seek to entertain you primarily and maybe passage some message, lesson or knowledge secondarily.
Maybe they entertain you with drama or with comedy.
Or maybe the drama is so bad you laugh as if it was comedy.

But if you were entertained, then it accomplished it's purpose, even if not by the way it had planned.
The distinction here is that you can say "this drama film was a good comedy but a bad drama".

Or to put it in another way, if you get lost on the way home and go through another road but eventually make it back home, would you say you took the wrong road? Because you still made it back home.
Maybe it was the longer or the shorter or the bland road, but it can't by definition be the wrong road.

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Heres something better you could do with your time instead of wasting time on this garbage.

CRAPCUNTS are so bad its bad kinda games.

Your autism must be really great at parties…

hopeless

>>>/cuckchan/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/facebook/
>>>/ifunny/
>>>/r9k/

Yep, why do they post here again?

I want normalfag to leave

But user, parties is what gets the game going on the first place

Nothing pisses Holla Forumsirgins off more than video games.

One of the many reasons these types of games suck major dick.
Server browsers are a thing and have been a thing forever.
Use them instead of your awful matchmaking cancer.


Wow, not only do you have shit taste in vidya but fetishes as well.
How does it feel to be just one step away from being a cuckhold you ball busting faggot?

post sanae porn plz

You recognized the artist tho

pls someone from eu play with me. cassie, skye kinessa with decent aim

STOP HAVING FUN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Yeah, he draws some cringe and knowing people masturbate to it only adds to the emotion.
Im fairly certain you also mix it with NTR


Suck my dick and Ill think about it faggot


Eat shit and die
You have to go back
>>>/cuckchan/

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I've had more fun reading you two retards try to wrest control of this thread than I have playing vidya. Now kiss and make up

NOT THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

These threads really are nothing but cuckchan scum.

TOO LATE

Except e047f5 has been completely ignoring retards like you?

>Find the very same filenames (and obviously the very same pictures) of this autist in other threads, it's just pure shitposting and always sage No, not overwatch threads
I'm surprised by now why this autist didn't fuck off to serious vidya or the phill collins vidya boards since no matter how many times I see him banned he just comes back.

On topic
In a few hours the promotion for Pimp the furry mad scientist skin will be over, it's a shame that I'll never get his weapon and thus will miss his new voice lines so I'll never know what he says with VEG or VEA.
Have any user here gotten his skin or his full skin?

Moving to a new board/site when

That's because Mark and some of the hotpockets fell for the Overwatch meme and bought it, and now they have to keep telling themselves they didn't throw 40$ into the wind.

Shitposting is a classic Portuguese pasttime.

I went the other day into an OW thread to ask about something and because it was with a sage I got a 1 full week ban, the reason was because Mark thought I was this autist.

I had to point him out to see my post history with that IP, luckily he listened and apologized afterwards twice.

To be honest, I do not mind bumplocks since we can have our thread and just make another one later. If the faggot keep coming and doesn't get banned is easier to filter the same ID than just checking constantly if he got banned here like in OW threads. However, it seems that many people seem to bite and this goes to shit.

Which ones?
The mobileshit and CRAPCUNTS ones?
I know you liked Pokemon GO and Miitomo Kike Owner but theres no reason for mobileshit besides emulators.
Even the normalfags in most forums know this.
All shit, Id rather be a pain your ass


Cya faggot, you wont be missed


São as pequenas coisas na vida


Ill always keep coming user
Im cumming right now

No, I see things for what they are and not what I pretend them to be just so I can entertain myself.

Tell me, if a literal retard enjoys shitting his pants, does that make it a good activity? If your answer is anything "No", then you bought into the "merit doesn't matter, everything is subjective" drivel progressives are pushing. The ones saying "Doom 4 was a good game but a bad Doom game" or "DmC was a good game but a bad DMC game" to justify their liking of bad things to others (and often themselves).

"It's so bad that it's good" was an saying meant to describe the enjoyment of bad media, not to actually say that something has become good because it's so bad. Liking something that is bad does not make it good. However, there's isn't necessarily anything wrong with enjoying bad things. I enjoy playing Superman 64 because it's incredibly fun to break, but it is a horrendously broken and terrible in nearly all aspects. The only thing wrong with liking something that's bad is when you start to pretend that something is good simply by virtue of you liking it in spite of its poor merits. At that point you're just lying to everyone, including yourself.

Hi Marc.

Welcome to the current year - 1.

This has always been the way it is for years now way before the exodus. Here, have a blast from the past. Get used to it newfag.

sage for off discussion

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This isnt cuckchan you massive faggot, go back there if you want hotpockets on your neck 24/7.

Nice trips by the way

2/10 made me reply at least

The cancer is trying to rewrite history and convert the board into a hugbox.

This thread is all 'shitpost this' and 'shitpost that' but where's the video games?

Still room for improvement.

They already have their threads, only a matter of time for the whole board to go the same way.

Just a question that really should not be needed to ask but…
Has anyone filled a report for any of his posts?
Because you can't really complain moderation does nothing if you don't report first…

Overwatch threads kept having that guy there shitposting, but it got a bit better once people started reporting him.
Try the same here.

It honestly wouldn't be so bad if he didn't kept hoping IPs with his cellphone and posting with other IDs to pretend there's anyone else that shares his opinion. All those (1)'s post the same pics and say the same things he always does, the only person he ever managed to fool was himself.

TBH, I fear a range ban for my country because of him, but every time he posts, makes me think it would be a noble sacrifice I'd have to accept.


Can confirm. It's either that or soccer.


Of course not, but that's a stupid analogy. There are objective reasons not to shit on your pants. There are no objective reasons to prefer one form of entertainment over another.

But that's actually correct. Doom 4 was a fairly fun FPS game that did not live up to the expectations of Doom.
But to say it's bad because of that, it's saying it's bad because it didn't lived up to the hype, because it wasn't a rehash of what people liked, and that's fucked up.

Mechanically it was still a functional game that you could have fun with and even if it wasn't as good as the first one, Doom1 is not the 0º in videogames where everything inferior is automatically bad.
I'd even argue that that's the worst kind of scale one can make considering the reasons as to why Doom was a sucess and beloved by so many.

He isn't saying it's justified or that it's how things should be.
It's just what happens unfortunnaly when shitposters stir up shit and start drama. They make the hotpockets job a bit hard and if you think they are the ones incovenienced by it, well…

This is why shitposting is all fun and games until someone get's banned. Too much drama, too much whining and meta conversation just ruins things for everyone.


It's a slow process.

Countdown is fucking ridiculous.

The enemy couldn't get anywhere near the capture point because there's almost always a grumpy bomb out.

My new favourite champion.

Yeah nah, harden the fuck up son

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Give your King a big hug mate.

I'll ask again, who got Mad Scientist Pimp here? Or at least part of it? I got his body and head, which changes his voice lines in game but not the voice "pack" since I lack the gun for the full set.

Bull fucking shit. Don't even try to defend those idiots being sloppy enough to ban someone for one post or only because they saged.
Before you even think about banning someone it's as simple as clicking on their IP Hash and looking at their posting history. Or just looking over the damn thread.
It's the basics of the damn job.

meant to quote

I dont need to do that user, plenty of people here hate this fucking cancer and the company that has popularized it.


Get thicker skin you whiny faggot
Im not reporting/crying when piratefags complain about Steam when I use it or buy games from it because they are actually right.


Damn, thought it had the Holla Forums table comparison as well

There's not enough porn yet.

Ah, so you did fall for the subjectivity meme. This will be my last comment.
And you also have shit taste.
I did not even come close to implying that, and I honestly don't know where you even came to think I was judging things as simply being "shit" or "not shit". I personally find it to be a mediocre title, but that's it - no sophistry to convince myself that it can be bad at being a Doom game but still be a good game, I judge it on its merits and don't inject my subjective enjoyment when determining whether or not it was actually good or not. This isn't me thinking things are only "not shit" or "shit", I'm simply not using my subjective enjoyment of an piece of media to justify it's faults and claim they aren't a detriment to it's merits.

This is my last comment on the matter since I feel like you're too deep in the postmodernist koolaid to actually argue genuinely with on the merits of media.

Not defending them, fam. They are lazy faggots that do a lot of errors. I've personally been screwed once too in a thread filled with shitposters.

Just saying that it's not as basic as "lol, mods are fags xd!", from their perspective we are all anonymous faggots trying to ruin each other's days. You say to check the IP story, but you have countless tards that spoof their IP to samefag even with ID's. What use is IP history when the worst shitposters get a new history every 30 seconds?

It's not so much that they are really that incompetent but rather that they are that impotent to stop shitposting, and you can't really ask for more from them as that's trying to squeeze water out of rocks.

You clearly have no idea what you're doing. Stop, fucking replying. I would have added shit about your discussion about Doom and what not, but this is suppossedly a Paladin's thread, do not derail it, we have enough with the massive shitposting.

You guys still have half a day to pick up Pip's skin, I warned you many times and even offered help with it. I hope that noone will come later crying about missing the chance of grabbing it.

And yet here's another (1), that starts with a tirade about how you are totally someone different, instead of claiming that "you" agree with the fag I mocked.
It's a bit sad that you've changed IPs so much you actually believe anyone else has joined you on your crusade against the things you don't like…


It's entertainment and by nature it's subjective. Are we talking entertainment, art or sanitation here, user?

Except everytime I hear the game being judged, it's always in comparison to the first one. nuDoom guy isn't slow, he's slower. Levels don't have few enemies, they have fewer.
I'm really not gonna take seriously the criticism of people that want to argue they are being objective when all their critics are subjective to a previous iteraction of the game.

But you want to prove me wrong, go ahead and give me objective reasons as to why Doom 4 was bad that aren't simply comparisons with Doom 1.

It's very possible to enjoy something that isn't very good.

I enjoyed playing the game, but it's definitely not very good. The best example of that is a characteristic of the genre, which is the very limited number of abilities. It's like this genre reaches for a middle ground between the classic arena shooter that is focused on the players first-person gameplay, and a skill-based system found in games such as Guild Wars. Team composition becomes more important than individual player skill, differing it from older shooters. Yet this composition is not as important as it would be in GW PvP and the like.

What would be nice to see is a game that instead of half-assing both elements manages to go entirely all of the way with both of them. Just picture a game that took the basic gameplay of Unreal Tournament, for instance, where you could swap weapons on the fly, but that also gave players the option to select as many as eight skills from a massive pool to make use of in combat.

The game would be an unbalanced mess probably even after leaving beta, but it would be amazingly fun. The learning curve would be steep, though, which is what makes it unfeasible. The average person wants a game that spoonfeeds them and is easy to get into. This genre touches slightly upon both aspects, and as a result, is interesting to play, but with a much lower learning curve.

Incompatible ideas, sorry.

The team-composition dependency in this genre is considered one of it's strengths by it's fans, it's a gameplay aspect you gotta keep in mind just as much as aiming.

But the fans of pure individual skill will never accept that, as it takes away from them.
You could add as many abilities and weapons as you want, if you still need to cooperate with your team in order to win, if the way they play affects you during the game in any meaningfull way at all, it will be rejected by the other players.

The closest we have ever reached something similarly was quite possibly the linkgun in Unreal Tournament. I'm sure there have been other examples before but this is the one I'm remenbering now.
You could fire your gun at a teammate and increasing the damage he did, therefore cooperating with him to take down an adversary.

However, what if your partner's aim sucks or is worse than yours? Then your entire contribution is being wasted.
You could be the one firing at the enemy, but then you'd be trusting your companion to boost you and he might miss you too.
Ultimately, it's far more simple and preferable to grab rockets and fire that instead, as there isn't even friendly fire.

I still think this kind of genre has a lot of potential to grow, and customization of characters like you say would be a very good step. (although Loadout already tried something similar…)
But ultimately, despite being FPS as well, they play in a very different way than regular arena shooters and we've maybe reached the same point RTS got to when RTT actually became it's own genre.

Any good loadout for Drogoz for high sky flying rocket launching ???

I'm not saying that the team-composition part is bad, though. I'm saying the games tend to be simplistic with it. This game has a left mouse, right mouse, two keys, and ultimate. You can pick it up in a single round with a character. You won't necessarily be good, but you can at least participate.

Compare that to Guild Wars. If you dive right into PvP without the campaign, or lots of tutorial crap, you will have no idea what you're doing. The game has hundreds of skills, more than any one person will probably ever recognize. Every character will have an elite skill they select, and you may be able to pin their tactics based on the builds that use that skill. There are lots of different roles - minion masters, healing support, protective support, skill interruption, tanking, damage spiking, area nuking, trap setting, scouting, area defensive, the list just goes on. There are also lots of game modes that require different tactics. I want to say there were some battles that would be four teams of four against another four teams of four, plus NPC support for both teams. Strategy, naturally, is very important in these types of battles. Team synergy doubly so.

In comparison, this genre is lacking in that.

I just want to see a game that takes the idea of this genre - playing as a hero - to its logical conclusion by combining it with the create-your-own-hero style of an RPG. As it stands, the games half-ass it. They're not arena shooters, so they shouldn't try to be. They should go all the way with making it tactical. Basically, just give us a first person Guild Wars.

I apologize, I do tend to get carried way in these things.

If we are talking promotions and skins, what about the horses? Are those still available or you can't get them anymore?

And what's the deal with Baric's Engineer skin?
I've read somewhere you can get it by playing (or winning?) 5 matches in Steam, but I think I've done more than that and no Engy for me yet.

I've also seen a few links in Steam groups about skin giveaways (especially for Fernando) but I dunno how outdated those are, so maybe they are no longer available.


Oh, no. I agree there, the team-composition part is the best part, a unique feature to the genre in how deep it has gone (even if still quite shallow) and I like it a lot too.

You are quite correct that it's very simplistic with it, but there's a very hard chalenge to face here that won't be overcome in many years to come: a game too complex doesn't sell as much yet.
The companies that can make a game like that usually don't want to risk something that might not be popular due to how complicated it is, ence why you're sadly not gonna see something with the scope you mention.

It's trully a shame, but it's just the standard business (literally) with everyone other genre as well.

Guild Wars worked maybe because the PvP was built on top of a MMO (that wasn't a very traditional MMO anyway) and had that base to support it. It was a pretty nice game, only detail I remenber was how the Hunter class was so popular because of Troll Elixir for health regen, and I had a friend that was big in the PvP scene that told me many stories about how complex the game was.

Perhaps in the future, some company will try to go that route (and competition between Blizzard\Hi Rez\whoever comes next is sure to speed it up) but for the time being, they give you pre-packaged heroes that are easier to understand, both their gameplay and their character. It's a new genre, let's hope it "grows up" properly.

Help, I can't stop playing bomb king

Just started this today, I played Drogoz until I unlocked Bomb King and I'm having a blast with both, thinking about unlocking edgy spy next.
Played Viktor once when Drogoz was already picked and I didn't have Bomb King unlocked yet, he is not that fun to play but man is he good at killing shit.

yeah viktor shits out damage, dont know why he got a buff

his mobility is shite?

Yes, the champion that shits out damage all the way between short and long range has no free get out of jail card, lets buff his hp.

wanna trade sprint for kinessas teleport?

ying and cassie have nice tits and all but how about bigger?

I think one thing we can all agree on is this game has the better semen demons.

look, paladindus needs something to compete with meis titties

This is some next level stupidity

ive got it, the game is called paladins, so why not have some sexy monster girls? we have elves, dwarves, dragon dildo, yife and a demonspawn.
throw in a rude big tittied drunkard oni fire mage.
the mirror image of the polite chilly titty monster known as mei.
i am a genius

nigger go back

I'm having too much fun with bumking.

That one actually made me laugh.

i didnt say anything about zarya. too manface. mei however is a titty monster and thats wonderful

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pip is a dip

healing on pip is for suckers, just go do mlg 360 flanking

okay but stingy pips who dont buy items or pay taxes are the reason the economy is struggling

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why live

I don't understand this feeling.

nothing slows a woman down like pregnancy. you can fix her user

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Has this been done yet?

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they can't stop themselves from copying, can they? at least the cloning thing is cool and unique

watch as sombra ends up having the same mechanic

nvm, found this:
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Mesmer

is there any champions in this game that aren't just straight up stolen from other games?

what did that asian concubine used to be if not healer?

There's pretty much no such thing as a totally original idea anymore.

Treeent with axes is from Smite.

apparently he was a placeholder from very early when they used smite models that they just decided to keep

Coldsteel the G*d Slayer is also an original and unique character.

isnt he spawn? im not familiar with spawn

has anyone else had trouble with the chat box cutting shit off? how would i go about fixing such a thing?

Never, my problem is that unlike Tribes not many people use voice commands or even use chat.

i just had a game with some chatty teammates, maybe they were queued as a group.
the vgs is too soft and calm in this game, and i can definitely see people missing the chat entirely if theyre new to this kind of game since it doesnt command a lot of attention.

I want erp with people in game.

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what is this

Also why the fuck do they put general commands in a sub-menu of other? Having to double-tap v is annoying.

A cruel mockery is what.

Shame what happened to Tribes, I really wish Hi-Rez was a better company.

i thought you owned all the cards in the basic loadouts. i just bought buck and im missing reconstruction

Check what happens when you select it. The game is full of visual bugs, at least for me. The character select screen will often display characters like Pip and Cassie as locked.

One thing that you need to realize about Hi-Rez is that they are like Cartoon Network in a way that it doesn't matter how good their game may be (simbionic titan) unless they find a way to make money out of it, seeing how all their games are f2p, the game gets shelved and another one, more profitable takes it's place.
Tribes "failed" because they couldn't find a way to monetize it properly, which led to horrifically overpowered weapons that broke the game that you could either grind for two months or buy with real money, unlike Paladins or Smite with their cosmetic shit, they couldn't do that with Tribes so they killed the game.

it asks me to buy it

It's not a visual bug, it's just a bug.
It seems to only happen with Buck, what the fuck. I'm seeing other characters and they have their basic cards.

Did they change Buck's basic loadout maybe and forgot to put that one card for free? I don't remember since I still use my tanky loadout.

Someone wants to play now?

I really want to know what's wrong with these people.

i didnt think it was possible

I fucking beg of you, I only get retards today.

Why hide names only in

What's the new 465MB patch?

Fixed an issue where Challenge Mode did not have all 7 maps.
Fixed an issue where Boss Bomb does not show up in lobby.
Fixed an issue with the default texture for Grohk's default weapon.
Fixed an issue where Ying Shatter would ignore shields.
Fixed an issue where players are getting into matches with incorrect weapon skins or Champion skins.
Fixed an issue where Makoa Montego Body icon is incorrect on main menu champions tab.
Fixed an issue with crashes when exiting Shooting Range.
Updated icons for Team Fortress 2 Barik skins.
Androxus Defiance description updated to 300 Damage.


I thought it was op how shatter would ignore shields, guess it was a bug.

fucking russians I tell you.

i thought it was just a mechanics thing, they would walk through the shield and detonate under it no?

speaking of illusions do they count as deployables?

They should, yes. But anyways, I'm seriously asking who is free to play at the moment. I'm only getting retards here.

arent you in europe?

I'm the only one here from EU?

I am also European. I wish I wasn't in the EU though.

I am, OmnYfie.
Unless you are Norin in whichcase yeah I'm still open.

Nah, Eu West, Spain to be more precise.

Request sent for OmnYfie. Nelo here.

Pretty positive that this game doesn't have separate servers for EU West and East.

Finally got a game of the "new" Evie, as someone who hated using the ice block since it just makes you predictable I think its a graceful change. If you play her like a TF2 solider with similar mobility with little HP you should have success. Hit your directs, dive in and kill them if you know you won't get 100-0'd. Make sure you don't miss your shots and you will find success, its not that difficult but if you miss once you'll die. But you have ways to survive with Blink and Soar. The game has a ton of vertical space that can be utilized, quite a few times I've flown into windows of buildings where damage were shooting out of to just get a free kill then add more damage to objective from that position.

The best part about her ice block is the oh shit button and using it for setting up baits. Due to the nerf of no longer able to blink while inside ice block, you get enemies just waiting around the block like dipshits only to get ganked by your team/full ult/blink and soar away.


Servers are weird, before last patch when it was mixed regions I was 130 ping average but now I'm at 60 avg.

How do you even see your ping?

FUCKING THREE NIGGERS ON MY TEAM WITH HITSCAN WEAPONS AND NO-ONE SHOOTS DROGOZ OUT OF THE AIR

Press F9, got me puzzled a bit too.
Also you have an emote by pressing B.

F9

Looking up strains my neck, mmmmk?

F7 also calls for surrender.

but this just makes it more predictable, doesnt it?

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A lot of Evie players would rely heavily on the ice block to a point that you can't really get fooled by it that much. Evie is better off doing constant damage instead of waiting to set up cute plays. I think the issue with it was that people were basing her entire play style off the block/blink, which sides tracks the fun of the character which is moving around. Ice block is now pure defensive instead of both. As players start getting really used to the maps and zooming around you'll see more unique plays I think.

I'm likely full of shit but people keep complaining online about how it ruined the character. Blink in, kill people with damage bonus, Soar out. Don't miss. play her like a roaming solider in tf2.

i do agree that it ruined the ability, im not sure if it "ruined" evie. but i do think it set her behind coldsteel where before i would have considered them about even, not including their ults where i think evies is mediocre

It's a thing with neon hair, breasts, reading a magazine and getting shafter by a long staff.
What would you assume it was?


This was probably why it was fixed. Way too easy to just blink at the last moment of Ice Block, marking lots of people that had no way to predict or see it coming to counterplay it.
You could then unload 1 or 2 bolts on someone and Soar out, negating any risk you ever had to offset the payoff.

Just compare that with Skyie that also has to go close to people but has to use her stealth and map knowledge for that, because the moment anyone looks at her, she's dead and if they know she's coming, that's a free kill for the other team.
Eevie completely bypassed the need of a carefull aproach and still had an escape mechanism.

Where the fuck do these people come from?
Ever since 4chan days you would get made fun of if you tried to use meme arrows outside a chan, why am I suddenly seeing people using it.

Twelve year olds, dude…

Ebin steam reviews use meme arrows all the time, and 4chan is popular as shit these days.

But where do they get green arrows from
I don't ever remember using angle brackets outside 4chan being acceptable.

Aren't newfags bullied on 4chan nowadays.

That's a good joke. 4chan is all newfags nowadays.

That shits mainstream now, Generally how these things go.

Memes of today are facebook posts of tomorrow

Ain't that the fucking truth. My teenage nephew has started Pepe posting on Facebook.

Watch out, he'll get arrested soon for posting neo nazi white supremacist content.

they arent really bullied here either

in fairness 4chan didn't invent it, it used to be a way to quote people on old e-mail services. Not that anyone using them outside of imageboards would know that.

is it me or have queue times gone way up since that patch

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I think they have gone up a bit, along with the number of dodgers.
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to have ASSFAGGOTS style queues where you have to wait just for one faggot to decline the match and then be booted back to the queue as soon as someone leaves?

people wanna play the shiny "new" whore

Because people are split between payload and that other mode

it should have been so obvious

s-she is qute and p-pure

they should really add a way to q for both.

I still have memearrows on answers I get in my mail, using Gmail. It's currently being used still.
But it's a quote, not an IMBLIGATION


Usually, dodgers end up getting some kind of penalty that makes the low priority in the queue. As long as you don't dodge, overtime those funny assholes will stop bothering you as they have to wait 5 times as long as anyone else to get a game.


She makes copies of herself because she can't fuck as many guys as she wants to alone. That's how much of a whore she is.

Please tell me there is a punishment for people queue dodging because i just had that happen to me eight times in a row.

t-that's not true

Happening to everyone servers are fucked

Well, fuck…

Best part about Ying is that there's always at least one healer now

Just tried my first time as mirror slut, went full healer, hugged my mexican paladin all throughout the match and neither me or him died, we pushed the cart successfully twice and won without breaking a sweat, teams would be much more efficient if everyone played ahegao healer like this.

Smite has a deserter penalty of 30 minutes when you do it, and ramps up from there as well.
Dunno if Paladins already has something similar to it, but it probably should. 30 minutes might be excessive as a match doesn't last as long as in Smite.

Well at least training mode works

nvm it's stuck on 0 seconds

Thanks hirez

does grohks healing totem cooldown start as soon as he drops it or only after it expires in one way or another? im trying to gauge how strong a healer she is compared to grohk, who was perhaps the most potent healer beforehand.
each illusion heals for 400 a second? thats kind of insane.

Ying's LMB seems really potent to the point where I just leave illusions for healing people.

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I wonder if Hi-Rez will ever fix the problem or did the game just die for good?

I'm sure Hi-Rez just abandoned their game that they spent millions of dollars and years of work on.

i want them to fix it now!

i just played a full game. is it still borked for you?

Payload or siege?
I think that it may be payload that is sucking dicks.

siege. that was auto cancelling about a half hour ago too.

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status.hirezstudios.com/

It says 'All systems operational' now

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b-but it says operational

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What's wrong with this picture Holla Forums?

We inexplicably won despite our fernando trying to live the exciting life of a flanker

Only 45k healing in a 16 minute match?

And where's the new thread

How to play Viktor:

Set your F key to left shift.
Shoot.
Do the most damage every single match while smoking blunts.

I really like having Salvage II on Makoa, dredge people to victory.

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