*pops a vitamin c chewable*

I definitely know we didn't talk now.
I don't wet the bed, I pee in toilets like a human!
I think you're the bed wetter here!
Pee bed pee bed! Lenko has a pee bed!

I accidentally
FLORIDA

Nah, you showed me your butt and told me all about your life long dream to be a ballerina.

Stay out of trouble

I am a man, not a boy!

Away with you, junkie.

reminder on how you /benzo/

Well everyone saw my butt yesterday, but no I don't want to be a ballerina. I like dancing by myself, thank you very much.
Are you trying to call me a girl?

Man or child, I'll still kill you all the same.

No, it's just what you said.

please post tokyo drift memes they are my favorite memes

...

Wew so kewl wowww

?

Maybe I could drug you tonight.

...

Dear God! The evil here is stronger than I thought.

T O K Y O D R I FT

I'll kill you.

WHERE'S THE LOGS
WHERE'S THE PROOF
SHOW ME THE MONEY
SHOW ME THE EVIDENCE
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE PROOFIOLI

You can't just keep killing people as you please!

...

god dammit

my wall is like mush with insulation and neither screws nor wall anchors will hold the curtain rail up

sick of this shit

For real though lol

Whoa
the universe is trying to tell you something

have you tried duct tape

SHIRUKA

I WILL KILL ALL THE JEWS. FOR SO HELP ME I AM THE HEAVENLY BUDDHA.

Dunno m8, it's funny to read though.

*looks at you from on top of a ladder*
*shakes the ladder violently while taking a deep breath*

yo bebo
pdxmuaythai.com/

What the hell is that?

You are doing God's work, son

*shouts*
YOU WOULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW BUT YOU'RE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE I LET YOU LIVE

...

I don't claim to be holy but I will take up arms.

FIGHT ME.

what makes you think you aren't already FUCKING DEAD?

dang son I wish I were as cool as u q.q

it's not 2014???

what?

I'm still here responding to you, bitch.

yo Lenko
oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2016/06/portland_vigils_for_orlando_shooting.html

nothing :^)

thanks, kiddo
*inhales a large lung-full of concentrated marijuana smoke*
*holds for a sufficient amount of time*
*blows it back into your face*
suck me

Gonna make a Dr House
sim

haha i do that too
nice meme

whoa
how the fuck did you do that?

thanks, finally someone recognizes how cool me am

LMAO
nwfighting.com/muay-thai-lessons/
I'M SO HYPED, I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO DO WHAT I LIKE.

I'm the strongest.

I can't be beat!

but my dad is the strongest
are you my dad

Definite possibility.

-beats lenko-

Damn yan, stroking my shaft in thread?

are you gay?

what the fuck
if you're my dad, then who's the guy that comes to my house on sunday

rtgwopekrplfkw;elr.'w

Your uncle, you uncle fucker.

Being this edgy and watching all these edgy videos has me on edge. I need to vent out this adrenaline.

one last ditch effort with a wall anchor gummed in with chewed up cigarette papers, then i give up and we're getting a strip of skirting board and a tube of no more nails

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

cheese dried pretty hard

maybe melted cheese around a wall anchor would make a solid bit of wall

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

That's pretty tough talk from somebody

-beats lenko-

Who just got beat in a fight
twice in a row

Thats fucked up yan
that's my fucking dad you just beat up

I mean if you want to stroke my dick in the middle of a fight by all means go ahead. I'll just kick your ass after I nut.

YAKAMASHI.

i'm not sure the council would dig it

i don't know what that means sorry
I don't speak moon

Erin your bf is stroking me off. How does that make you feel?

Am I supposed to find it flattering that you're having sexual fantasies about me?

pretty good

sex with a third is fun

do you and your nose fit in a room with two others?

No. You're the one coming onto me.

It means shut up.

It's actually my most endearing feature.

whoa that's fucking RUDE

What would you do if I actually punched you in the cock because of that little remark, nigger?

Probably kneel over in pain.

oh shit im sorry i shouldn't have punched you there

Well yeah, what kind of asshole just punches a guy in the dick?

What the fuck

ouch

o shit are you okay dude

aw fuck man im sorry i wasn't thinkin man aw fuck dude

aw shit man i fucked up man shit dude

Yeah it didn't hurt much because I had a rock hard boner.

fag

No, see, I'm using the word "beat" as in overcome, defeat, destroy, etc.
You're thinking of gay shit because you're gay.

haha but why would you have a boner with your son in the room

who?

Nah, you couldn't in a million years. You're probably weaker than Erin tbh fam.

Etsubatsu

Because your mom was sucking my dick.

that intro tho

the both of you

Yo bebo you never responded to me on steam. You okay with the NW?

We haven't been on Steam much recently.

that's fucked up
moms are pure they don't do that

you're a double fag

Yeah dude it's weird. Discord?

Not when she's sucking my dick like it's the most delicious thing on the planet.

dad dick doesn't taste good

fuck it's late im out

She seems to love it though.

I just found out Bethesda is ruining Quake by releasing a shitty overwatch faggot ripoff of the game.

I'm so fucking mad.
Someone hold me.

WHAT THE FUCK HOW LONG WAS I ANONYMOUS FOR?

lol ori quit yo bitchin

a while

I'm talking to delo on there right now

okay

bye

a long time

about an hour ago i was looking at all the games that are coming out this year. only 3 seemed like they would entertain me much. kill me

But I'm cooler.

You don't have funny drunken stories where you want to fuck your gf but you both actually won't fuck because ur Christian xDDD

A long time.

I can't hear you over all the freedom you don't have.

It's disappointing man. What am I supposed to do besides waste my life away on videogames. But without good ones I am loss...

Waffle House used to be awful before the resturant smoking ban
You'd walk in and immediately get lung cancer and all the food would taste like an ashtray.

lol says the chairforce goy

...

wtf, waffle house sounds amazing

i misslinked. guess i should sleep.

what the fuck dude

i'll have to like.. actually go outside more often and shit.

Says the guy not banging Asian QT's

with dix

lol

you went to a vigil? that was nice of you

I'm still wondering if anyone I know died :(

I didn't.

s; you're in orlando?

mmhm, was doing valet at a different nightclub at 2am when it happened o.o

I tried to drive to near the subway across the street from Pulse but there was police everywhere so I just headed home

my heart
every
fucking
time

...

Remember my Florida shilling? Remember my meme post?
:^)

I have no idea what you are talking about

...

Good! I don't need any witnesses

thought you had a gf tho

😭 why bother lol

seriously can you stop being so vague I can't understand you

So now mei has been taken 😒 Fine nezi you can have that folder as well

no. just a guy I had a crush on but he's married

what about your brother though

...

this oregon thread is legit af

I'm trying not to be.

oh. rip

w-wait you were posting tachibana mei already? o.o

sorry...I've had this folder since September 2014~

start over, put your whole statement that you're trying to tell me in one post

go

Yeah, doesn't matter really.

link it

you can post it if you want though, my folder has only 16 pics and I never use it

tbh I'll just throw it in my misc folder so I won't see it much

no she's the one that wants to sex her brother

something about a shooting and my knowing of it before it happened i think.

oh

689321455

Um thanks, how's nezi?
Apologies, I'm a little aggro atm.

Grim told bebop bout his rampage

wanna fite m8

I'd knock you out cunt

you wanna bet huh huh? i'll bottle you ya fuck

Only a fucking nonce needs a glass you cunt

what if i just died so it never happens again

how do I tell someone I wish they weren't married without sounding like a selfish dick?

you don't

This'

anyway I more or less get it now

it's okies
been up all night so I'm tired :\

I ate some soup with cheese in it because I'm dumb and my tummy is mad haha

Protip- get over it

okay then, how do I stop feeling things for other people ever. I need an immediate and permanent solution

I'm bad at this, I know.
Do you want to skype for a little before I go to bed or do you plan on actually not talking to me outside of threads anymore

Only way to stop feels is either kill yourself or time. Time heals most things, mostly.

Sound okay why mad tummy

wtf is a nonce you poofta cunt

...

that fucking feel

tummy doesn't like dairy stuff, not sure if I'm lactose intolerant but it's definitely unhappy~

gonna find my mylanta :3

what a good meme

you just don't fuck with married people

literally

don't try to ruin their happiness please

Never got checked out? Should probably get it checked on

...

Drags you Fukken slag

...

I'm serious
youtube.com/watch?v=oyEuk8j8imI
It took me a year to do so but I'm better now that I do.

only cucks think like this

wait for them to get divorced if they're unhappy

if they're happy, leave them alone

ez

youtube.com/watch?v=9I9Ar6upx34

...

/pets

Luka bo buka con chooka ba booka

*hugs*

woof

I'll take that as a we're not talking then.

nice song

👀I could really use a smoke right now😩 But alas 😁 A cig would probably make 😲Hurl.

Awoo

?????????????????

yeah, listening to some popular music right now.

Awooooooo~

nice

Everything feels slow now

since i've been watching all of youtube on 1.5 speed now.

Normal speed sounds like they are sooo slow >_<

Yay

I can never make up my mind with what I want to listen to..

you have overwatch?

i just click on the side bar recomended.
i try to never type anything
so all i ever have to do is keep on clicking, keep on clicking...

you're not talking to me are you?????

Yep

My recommended changes completely at least 5 times a day going from games to guns to X to coding to math/science

I was.

m-maybe I'll find someone in arizona. I have to find somebody eventually right? it has to be impossible for someone to truly remain single and unloved forever right?...

what's your battle net?
also i think for an EU person to see my add request, they'd have to change their "region" to NA temporary?

This is going to be super fun I think

Exactly.
It doesn't stagnate
nearly showign you new content all it can.
click one and begin your journey i say.

Ask me tomorrow and I'll send you it. At work atm

does he like guitars and sporty skate board parks?
does his personality have prankster?

will he work in medical?

oh :(

good luck out there.

this never helps with music because i hardly get music recommendations.. ;-;
when i do it's always the same shit(depending on season)

his apspiration is musical
His traits are genius
self assured
and music lover
and I'm going to make him a doctor when I get the expansion :3
You ever do any roleplay?

Maybe if you're a qt you'll find someone. Good luck.

You'd be surprised. Going for the one right out of the gate is pretty bad imo though. Like I said before, learn to love yourself first.

hmm... like uh...
press the like button on songs you like?
and watch them...?
and uh... click the recomended music videos?
and like those too if they are good?

and just keep going?

expansion? what's that?
i only have the normal base sims 4

roleplay? what do you mean?

I'm not going for "the one" I'm just going for "any one"

There's one that epands upon work
I think it has special careers doctor
scientist
and detective
you can also own businesses

what makes you think I don't wanna talk to you?

I didn't miss any replies that I see

HE WAS A SKATER BOY

SHE SAID SEE YA LATER BOY

He was potater boy
She said pie and gravy-san

LOLOOL

sounds ok.
not my kinda thing i guess.

lol wat

Yah I would much rather a magic expansion
or maybe even like pets

the cycle always goes on. i change by season.

just as bad in my opinion, do the love yourself bit first.

oh btw nezi i just washed my mousepad in the sink lmao
my mouse is flawless right now on paper but i'm not gonna waste a ton to git gud at csgo right now. hopefully washing the mousepad is all it needs, if not i'm buying a new one.

pets would be great
maybe a new island expansion

No rush, Agent 47.

...

a just bought a new mousepad pad for a $2 a few days ago.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=Gk91V4IIUAg

oh woops

man you always wanna skype at 7am

seriously my family is awake so I can't skype in the morning

I'm supposed to be sleeping :^)

you can tell I'm desperate for attention

lol

why don't you just go get a qt god damn, get off the internet

you're a goober

shoulda washed it in the shower with your naked body~

I am not adept at social interaction

i wrote a ton but accidentally closed the tab. kill me

mine is 450x400x2mm lol

If I'm not talking to someone then I most likely wouldn't mind talking to someone on skype. it's never about the time
this is why we never get to tbh

I have like 30 threads open right now. not even joking

I was too busy texting people and taking pics in the shower earlier
NO

are you implying I should go to bed early????

are you mad?!

why not, that would be hawt

mino sato arigato

it's 4AM nobody's online and I closed all of them. also I can't go to sleep because I need to make sure I am awake in time to ship my computer today. tomorrow is my last real day here, the day after I have to get up at 9 and leave at all, I wont be in AZ until like 8pm, and then begins the process of me getting medical insurance and going to psych wards.

You don't have to be to pretend

mines just one of those cheap blue generic ones.

how can I pretend if I don't even know how to talk to people/

hope you get your head sorted out

You talk to people in here all the time

Yes.
No.

pls

gross but good for ya. you should get some sleep once you do your computer thing, sounds like you need it.

currently using paper while mine dries. it's kind of weird not using a "gaming mousepad" made by steelseries/razer. guess i really have gone off the deep end and am kinda weird for that huh.

I'm permanently fucked up. the only hope I have for salvation is an act of god.

I'm shipping my computer the second the UPS store opens and I can take a bus too it. after that I'm coming home. popping some xanny and sleeping until it's time for me to leave. Today will be my last real day with my friends. hopefully I'll be able to come back and see them some day, assuming I don't die in Arizona and I get everything I need. After that I think I might try to start my own group of roommates and see if we can get a 3 bedroom place without it being too expensive for all of us to chip in for rent.

hopefully modern medicine & treatment surprises you

good luck

why can't you just buy new mouse/pad

you're alright *hugs*

*lies down for a tiny bit of shut eye*

God hates fags

because if I don't NEED to buy a new one then I won't. I'm sure it'll be fine though.

nini Luka
Pharah is bae

god hates scoots

Is it really so much to ask for multiple tag search on doujin websites? FUCK

but that's what you said the last 69 times your mouse had a problem! :u

I sure do

the last few times I had mouse problems I thought it was just the mouse, never came to my mind that it was the mousepad

g2b

God hates dags

I don't sleep during the day like the rest of you NEETS

well I'm going to bed

messed up sleep schedule from tummy pain
im a mess

nini

I thought you died in the shooting

Nini

whew

You also don't work though.

goodnight

I posted here with a warning first, he was careful.

Gonna lay down for a biit before work.
Stop bothering me BC

UPS store opens in 3 hours.After that I'm taking my hard drive and graphics card and putting them in my carry on and shipping my computer to my new adrdress. after that I guess I won't see you guys for 4 days. you'll probably love getting me out of your hair.

I'm in school, tho

He should have died with the rest of the fags

-climbs on you and bounces on you lap-

/end blog

oh

you should have told me to not post about it here first then!
add me on steam later so i can tell you about the totally not illegal things I plan to do this year and next

oh and don't worry. you're not one of them :^)
i'm going to bed now.

I don't like how you write paragraph long responses for not reason

;~; goodnight v.v

💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

👳🏾 allahu ackbar

-cums inside you-

v_ v

Thread is 💀

More like 👻

welp, at least you've onlygot an hour and 45 minutes left to deal with me

😳😳😳😍💦💦💦

😭

😪

🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌝🌚🌝🌝🌚🌝🌚🌝

Hood Myorning...

ah i love you..

Being able to cast curses would be sooo nice.

Tracer is #1 ⚡️⚡️💥🔥⚡️⚡️

Amy you literally said yesterday that you "main D.Va"?!

Yeah that was... that wasn't entirely serious...

I mean I'm pretty fucking good with D.Va but I'll play someone else if the team's balance is out of whack or if we're getting rekt.

How to backtrack for dummies by Amy 🌊

Yeah that is just why I asked "seriously?" ^^'
Too many fun useful heroes just to play one all the time

What anime is that

Nah mate. Someone earlier said playing D.Va is for scrubs or whatever so I thought it would be amusing to say I main her.

Boku no Tamako

...

Can you hear that 🗣👀 it's the sound of Amy backtracking 👏👌

Exactly! Junkrat if we're getting rekt by a clump of defensive heroes/ Tracer. D.Va if we're getting raped by a strong push. And Tracer if I just wanna be a pain in the ass.

my name is amy and this is confusing as fuck

bby pls

🗣👂 "am sorry scoot" 👀 Thats Amy after realising they are goofing hard in the bradberries

There is a special place in hell for you Tracer pickers

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I can't tell if Amy and Scoots are actually fighting
or if they're just both tsun and want to fuck like rabbits.

I'm gonna get your bradberries with a mouse trap.

She's not that hard to deal with 1-on-1 but I tend to chase people down while they're trying to get out of a big fight or zip in, spray everyone and leave again.

Chasing down Mercy is fun.

🍒

That's a funny name

You didn't write anything in your post, love

What's the happy-haps, DooP?

Her name is Amy too

The image shows you how to find source.

At work, cursing reality and its existence. You?

Oh I can't do that on my flip phone

Oh, sorry then.

Got a day off. Slept until 1 in the afternoon. Kind of not sure what I wanna do today.

Fap and OW

At the same time?
U mst b gud

I guess I could do both at the same time.

Goddammit Amy, that was my joke.

🌭 Wew

You're not sorry

If I'd known I'd've just posted what the return was.

Emojis don't always work right on my laptop... I can't see that one.

It's obviously an empty box emoji, god.

It's a wiener

🍆

I bet scoots likes eggplanting doughnuts.

You betcha

i couldn't sleep.

You only care about yourself

Kek, well it's time for me to head to school.. bye

there's some things i wanted to talk about..
byebye

welp. see ya'll in about 4 days.

I'm feeling it's either Oregon or Texas next

sayonara

Ja ne~

I'm going to beat you up lisa

Wait

still transfering some songs to my phone for my xanax induced haze of a plane ride.

Everything alright?

I tend to have downward spirals which are typically cured by some dank ass music or they just stop at random.

No noteworthy cause?

the cause was mostly

anyways. my computer is ready to be packed up and taken to the UPS store. I might post on my phone a bit but I'll mostly be absent from the threads for the next few days

I only have an issue with flying if they change the flight plan.

I see.
Well, I wish you well in all that you do.

See you.

2nd major issue with flying is if they shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane.

My biggest issue with flying is when there's so goddamn many snakes on the mother fucking plane.

Me too. Also when they call me Shirley.

Shirley you're kidding.

Ken Ken I am not kidding, and I'm not Shirley 😂😂

Tfw shitposting alone with scoot.
It feels good.

Elite shitposting

...

It sucks that no one's here to post content.
I-if you'd like, I could be your content tonight...?

Mods and Janitors will be out all night...
They'd never have to know...

Nyaaaaaa~

...

Oh shit, there's people now.

Erin why you do this

Oh shit, there's an admin now.

*pet*

cause

they forget my omnipresence

Careful petting Scoots.
He's a lewd one.
Not as lewd as Sabs tho.

...

Have I mentioned in the past two days that you might just be best famael in thread?

😳💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

uh, more or less i think

Do not worry your pretty little head, I wear protective gloves and two pairs of socks

I always have wellies spare. As I'm always knee deep in clunge

I had a webm for you, but apparently it's invalid.
So you'll have to do with this one instead.

That's a really good scene in Fury

not that you baka

my tummy hurts cause i eated 2 bacon sandwiches and i'm supposed to be vegetarian and my tummy doesn't really know how to work with bacon any more

what isn't

I want a movie to watch but iunno what
help

I'd love to drift a tank.

MM. Bacon

ikno

Salò, Or The 120 Days of Sodom

Four fascist libertines round up nine adolescent boys and girls and subject them to one hundred and twenty days of physical, mental and sexual torture.

Ah y-you know I think I'll pass on that one.

Lol sodomy

youtube.com/watch?v=tnTVbsfixfM
That's a thing.

y r u such a girl mang

Also, watch this movie.

if you rub your boobs for like five seconds your whole chest feels amazing like right into your lungs for like ten minutes

I gotta buy a tank someday, I saw some weird Ukrainian shop that sells them.

Yo I watch war dramas and horrors and stuff all the time.

That does look promising

Wall-E isn't a horror

Okay.
We can have a tank.

But only if you take care of it, and feed it, and give it lots of attention.

The movie is actually 5 Centimeters per Second
It's sad, so you can cry with me later.

Good morning, fellow threaders~

Good morning, Elma!
How are you today?

ohai there chicken

Chilly x_x I'm still snuggled under my blanket.

What's up with you?

Hey there. How goes it?

😂💥🔫

Just about exactly the same.
In still haven't even had a coffee or breakfast!

was having a shitty butt butt day but i feel okay now c:

you alrighty?

Well fine.

but uuh I watched all Alien movies!
partly

Of course! I can even rent it to mercs

ehh iunno if I wanna be sad

goomornyan

:( I'm gonna get fat with the rest of my chinese food soon.

Aww, what happen? D-don't be a shitty butt~ ;p

Yeah, I'm better. Still pretty stressed cause there's just a bunch of small shit I need to get fixed on my car and I'm kinda like poor for a couple weeks cause I bought the car lol

Ugh. Kinda just wanna drive around today though lol

Tokai, pls.

Get into my bed.

Or maybe we could be the mercs?
We can start our own pmc.

It actually didn't hit me that hard when I watched it, but I'd just come from all his other movies.
It's alright, though, I'm here for you.

Guuuh,
stop making me jealous.
I already have a craving for stuffed peppers.

Also, back off, Tokai's mine.

nuffin in particular, dun worry bout me.

what automobile did you get?

🚗 broom broom

Cook some stuffed peppers then, baka :3

Alright, fine. You can have him. I didn't want him anyway lol

awwe *hugs*

It's a 98 civic lol

v-tecs sound more like brooom BWOOOOOOOOOM

;p

ouu, naic ^^

No peppers, or rice, or cheese to!
It's depressing!

I'm only half serious.
It isn't as fun when I don't post a yandere image with it. Lol

But thank you. I'm keeping him.

Sounds cool.

I needa be awake

ooh that's cool too, that's wild adventures

heh thanks, iunno like sad movies hit me pretty quick. soo it's always risky.

I'll catch ya later.

B-bye, Erin .///.

seeya babycakes x

K

Or we can stay home.
I can think of a few wild adventures we could go on.

Sad things usually take a while to hit me,
so I make a good teddy bear.
And after that we can just cry together.

Except Lux Aeterna.
That song's been ruined for me ever since I watched Requiem for a Dream.

See ya Elma!

Ireland-Sweden soon
Scoots you probs gonna root for Sverige right?

Tell me tell me!

ahw well fine, I can hold back.

Now I know your weakness

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Oh boy xD

Of course, no love for fenians

We could ████████, and ████████.
Like that one time where we ████████.

Alternatively, we can watch an E3 stream together.
I'm kind of excited to my Bloodstained demo.

Don't watch that movie.
That movie is horrible.
It's one of those scare movies.

really wanna go to a basketball game
why can't there just be any like tomorrow

I'll root the same.
REMEMBER THE BOYNE

A-ah that's quite a dream

that does sound like a plan, I hope it's better than last time.

noted

Remember 100 years war

I usually end up treating E3 like background noise, but now that's probably just because I never have anyone to talk about it with.

I'm on the twitch stream right now.

I accidentally a whole world.
It should have read drug scare

I remember..

everything

Same, and I always kinda dislike the presenters.. they always talk like 14 year olds doing their first presentation about dogs.

I'll be on soon, I gotta get food.

extra noted

Pretty much yeah, but at least if there's someone to talk with maybe it'll be more interesting.

XBox reveals start in 17 minutes or so.
As of writing.
Take your time though~ Food is more important.

uhuh, I wanted to see more mass effect.
I remember that being really really good.

okido
I'll first get some groceries for it so I'll brb

Okwee!
Have fun~ Stay safe!

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Mananka!

hello, rin

How are you today?

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XBox E3 starts in about 2 minutes.

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do people actually care about gears of war

I don't.

It does have a fanbase of it's own, kind of like Wh40k.

Isn't that an old game, now?

I do

Tbh, he had me at "Laura Bailey."
I'd play this game if someone bought it for me just 'cause of her.

Yeah, quite a while since the first one came out but this is the 4th installation now

You shut up

Also Megadeth made a song for the games back in the day.

Yes master, I'm sorry.

"You look like you need a pick me up!"
Oh my god.
Who okayed that? Seriously.

Wonder if it's time to go job hunting.

I have taekwondo training then maybe we can watch more denpa onna thingy, bye bye

a-ahh ! Good luck and don't tire yourself out too much master ! Come back soon I'll miss you

Days like this where I honestly contemplate suicide.

bye bae
Take care

A ship underwater doesn't mean anything
if it's a u-boat

I believe the approach has been changed.

The ship is just fine..

Man, Ian, and Manny got so drunk yesterday

Who else /bout to put themselves in a xanny coma/ here.

It seems to be working.

I'm glad.
I ship it.

Only time will tell.

You know its bad when you get kicked out of the theaters, get a refund for your tickets then spend the money again on beer

Time tells all secrets.

Woof !

Everytime that voice says "Xbox 1" my mind fills in "Turn off.'

N-nyaaaa!

Also this game seems neat. I'd try it.

Guys I think Desu doesnt like me

Final Fantasy XV.
I want you.
In my life.
Please.

I wanna have a collar like that

AHHHHHH
AHHHHHH
AHHHHHH
AHHHHHH
I NEED IT.

Tokai could put one one me if he wanted.

I want subtle to put me on a leash and collar and let me cook and clean for him while he's gone then rub and kiss his sore muscles after working out

The amount of subs is too high

Okay. I might actually play Battlefield 1.
This seems kinda neat.

Tbh.
I just wanna curl up with Tokai on the couch,
put on a nice movie.
Sip some wine, and fall asleep on him.

Then wake up curled against him in bed.

But in order to get results faster, better beat time up.

I got in a fist fight with time once.
I lost.

not bad, not bad at all

Are you watching E3?

Did you remember to throw pocket sand at them?

if that's a tv show, most likely not
if that's a steam, also most likely not

Drat, I forgot.

My hair looks fucking gr8 rn

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Nanikore?

It's just money.

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>>>/bed/

Always remember pocket sand.

It's kinda the latter, but still not really.

Come on, Grim, it's only 1 am.

resize it nigga

no nigga he has a headache he needs sleep

I'll remember that in the future.

Oh, in that case, yeah he probably should.

I have a head ache and seriously considering a .50 aspirin

I hear a good dicking cures headaches.

Good.

put your dick away rin

THIS GUY.
IS THIS WHAT THE GAY LISP IS!?

soon, very soon

ever since i only got laptop, i kind of trying to distract myself from new games

it's like, ohhh it has shiny new things
ohh but i cant run it

Seems the .50 it is.

I've posted images from my phone all the time without any problems tho>>1083335

But I have a headache.

Oh, fair enough.
How was your day?

that has nothing to do with it

I was just telling you what the website told me.

Fine.

you just asked this question
ssilly

good night

N-no!
Before it was how are you!
Then it was how was your day!

Mnyaa
Nini.
Rest well, dream sweet.

Sleep well Manananaka.

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What's with Canadians and posting user?

.

Irony.

Id fuck a Canadian, would you?

As a Canadian,
I know some damn fine Canadians.

pictures came and broke your heart
put the blame on vcr
in my mind and in my car
we can't rewind we've gone too far

I love you, Erin.

anthem

OH A OH

-sips coffee, intensifying lurk-

love you too wells

Love those 80s anthems.

Pls no lie ;3

All my companions in Fallout judge me for my chem use.

Fuck.

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I blew Nick off in every one of my playthroughs. I owed it to him. Cait was my first. She fit my chem fueled, melee playthrough perfectly. Til she got sober and boring.

vocaroo.com/i/s0uPe5qaUgyC

That's something a synth would say.

Careless whisper came on earlier, and I had a good 3minutes

As someone who plays M/LD, I never really need chems.

Just an ivdrip of rad-away and rad-x when I go through the glowing sea.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

At least singing brings you joy.

Synths are the greatest threat to mankind, and the end of the human race, if they had their way.

Why anyone would ever trust one goes to show that not everyone realizes their danger.

Ad Victorium.

better have been the better cover

am i screwed

painful gansur

ky

Nah original
Best cover is by garskath/3oh!3 and Juliet Simms

It's gonna fall off

Not sure what's in the Glowing Sea, or the Atom dudes. Don't seem worth my time. Raiders are more fun to kill.

Stop fapping. Right now. Stop it.

I hear masturbating more than once a year can make your penis fall off.

I was hoping subtle would rip it off and feed it to me aaaaa

a-ahh..

It feels really good though and I get bullied into doing it sometimes

Can we bully you into not fapping? You undisciplined, self-gratifying, blushing degenerate.

i-i uhm.. if that's what I'm told to do I guess.. I'm sorry for being such a massive degenerate with no discipline

I want to curl up with Tokai on the couch, maybe sip some wine while we watch a cute movie until I fall asleep on him.

feel your testicles for a mass slowly, testicular cancer is common for your age

That's okay. The world needs subs. The only gratification you should need is your master.

Yes !
I wish he'd keep me on a leash under his desk so I could worship his body while he plays games and watches anime
uwu I wanna do something lewd now

Worms aren't allowed to lewd.

Sometimes your master might not be in the mood. Maybe he's stressed out from working hard to support his rent-boy. You have to be more than his fap sock. Always act grateful, keep yourself clean, and learn how to be charming dammit.

a-ahh...
im sorry i just
aesduhng

I want to be the one working supporting him so he could sit back and do whatever he wants and I want to cook and clean for him too !

That was adorbz

Sounds like you need a boyfriend. Masters aren't boyfriends. Having a master is probably easier, since you just play a role. Is that why you prefer masters?

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Please don't make me answer such embarrassing questions in public like this

Worms should speak when spoken to.

what sounds do worms make

Probably kinda like the mac n' cheese noise.

youtube.com/watch?v=6HA_XMJDe48

like...squelching?

I don't know what that is.

I am still extremely upset about Quake Champions.

How is everyone.

STOP

Collaborate and listen~

tbh once I learned about your extensive history, I've been meaning to tell you this. That there are some things all the chastity devices, whips and leashes can't replace. I hope you find someone special to hold that leash for you.

*to hold your leash

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I just want someone to care for and hold onto and never let go

somebody hold my leash~

Hold

how about yanking

Admit it, Grim, you'd yank Elma's leash all day and all night.

>///

Lewds

OMG

2lewd

literally any time

I give up.
Why even life.
Brb sudoku.

Woof !

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This is too much

What happens in bed stays in bed.

Everything I want are things only I can make. An associate I find agreeable and likeminded, and cute, comes secondary. Someone that makes my life better, and someone whose life I add to. Gotta work on myself first. Suppress those romantic inclinations.

Our intimate emotions can be frustratingly misleading at times. Helps to be grounded in reality. This is why I don't RP. Because I know I'd be too good at it.

Y-you guise~ x/////x

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What's this I return to??

Welma is such a good girl, earlier she rolled over, and sat. Good girls get treats.

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I'm yours!

lol scoots, pls. I did no such thing, but I still want my treat.

😘

I was at at a mall by Shibuya Crossing in Tokyo last summer,
where I saw either a white trans teen, or someone really into cross-dressing.

Watched her as one English speaking Japanese kid approached her, flirted, and asked for her number. Cute.

Before the other guy left a taller, ridiculously handsome dude approached her, and the cd/trans person's body language changed noticeably.

The other guy just walked off. lmao.

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*chuu*

haha that's great.

Je connais

Life is an RP. Being ourselves is an elaborate RP that we can't control.

That's adorable.
But the filename is like "why?"

^^

bacon

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