Dook 3D World Tour gameplay

WEW
FUCKOFF RANDY

Duke 3d reloaded is literally sitting in the offices of the Rise of the Triad guys more or less complete

sorry OP, don't link to polygon

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That map actually looks pretty good, aside from the DUDE WEED LMAO.

he shouldn't have

Reminder that

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Looks interesting. Can't wait for someone to rip out the new maps.

Also, these guys look cute. Porn when?

Degenerate filth.

No, user. Not having a xeno-fetish is the degenerate thing to do. Every healthy mind seeks to have sexual intercourse with a mate as physically superior as possible. These aliens dominate all of humanity. They are in fact superior to us. If they can challenge and overcome me, and yet would they accept me as a mate, I would be a massive degenerate for not accepting the joining as a beautiful and rightful thing to happen.

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So if someone is born with a deformity that puts them above everyone else, are they the superior being to mate with?

How can one person be the cancer killing their company and everything they love from within for so long without realizing what's happening? Randy Pitchford really seems like the kind of boss that forces you to laugh at his awful jokes every goddamn morning or face a reprimand or something. Gearbox probably loses real creatives on a weekly basis, true talent can't possibly work under the supervision of such a gigantic cuck.

You completely missed the point of what he said.

Thank you based kike

Trying to crack my copy of Megaton Edition and the crack from Games Copy World isn't working. I assume that the crack is outdated, so are there any other sites that host cracks?

Precisely. Two heads are better than one, as the adage goes.

anytime

No one could be this fucking arrogant, can they? This is Huey levels of bitching.

When will you ban CRAPCUNTS?

I honestly would have preferred the polygon video over this slow as fuck mp4

Consider this: when the game is released for the first week you will actually be able to play duke nukem with other humans. Then it will be empty again.

Third shitpost before I go:
They're playing it with a controller kek

"Zimbabwe" - Dick Kickem

said like a true SUPREME GENTLEMAN

also new system requirements because 2016, a DOS game that ran on like 4MB RAM now requires a 64-bit OS and DirectX11, this is of course necessary to handle all the AWESOME newly recorded voice quips by Jon St. John such as 'BAZINGA', you simply can't get quality material like that on just 32 bits and 9 directx's.

now that'll be 20 dollars goy, for a defiled, less portable/compatible, unmoddable (or at least not compatible with old mods), cashgrab release of a game you've probably paid for at least two times in the past.

how much longer until randy burchford at least recoups the cost of purchasing the Duke IP so he can maybe finally, mercifully let the franchise die and fade away into memory so we can remember it for what it once was, and not what it became?

like that'll happen, enjoy the inevitable Duke Nuke X Burchlands: A Telltale Series, where Duke and friends learn the power of coordinated memework.