Did you like Minecon 2016?

God dammit

Minecraft is a strange

JUST FUCK MY CAREER UP

My younger brother is a legit sperg and he's been obsessed with Minecraft, let's players, yogscast, and all that shit since he was old enough to read.

Hard to tell if Minecraft makes or just attracts spergs

Probably keeps the occupied.
Look, it'd either be minecraft or sonic. Now at least he builds some virtual shit.

At least its not FNAF or undertale, maybe those will come when he reaches puberty

That anons brother could have gone fast though.

He was into MLP for a short while, I think. FNAF never seemed to click with him. He did play Undertale however.

You fucked up as an older brother.

And he isnt showing any signs of furfaggotry?

He's got his own computer, so he plays whatever he wants. I think he pirated it, however. Lately, all I ever see him playing is SS13.

No, but he's on a direct course for total /r9k/ robot territory at this rate.

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Doesn't fucking matter, you're his older brother and you failed as a brother and supervisor.

Remember when Undertale was the most widely praised game on Holla Forums because it didn't have a cancerous fanbase and wasn't super popular? Good times.

No, actually.

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Big juicy front farts.

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the title she goes by is "minecraftchick" (yes, really). By title, I mean that was her youtube username when she began uploading shitty lets plays of minecraft from her mac. She somehow got popular enough for Mojang to offer her a full time job as "director of fun" which probably means she gave notch blowjobs under his desk or something.

Nice

Not my place to obsessively monitor what he plays and how he spends his time online. God knows I'd have gone insane at his age if I didn't have a modicum of privacy when it came to computer time.

Keep in mind, my brother is a legitimate, diagnosed sperg. Even if I wanted to make him play something else, he'd just fucking shut down on me and leave the room.

I don't think it's a big deal that he played Undertale because he didn't turn into one of the retards that made the game so infamous. He played it and then stopped playing it, as far as I know.

Okay, hold the phone.
youtu.be/GExDNZCGNo4?t=1100
Or go to ~18:20

WHAT THE FUCK

I blame goat mom porn.

She is thighs girl to me and that's that.

She will grow up miserable and die a lonely woman.

Got to brainwash them when they are young

What is the deal with this special form of autism where they are not only socially retarded beyond belief and yet seek out social situations constantly and even surround themselves with other people?

These people are a danger to themselves and everyone around them, how are they even allowed out in PUBLIC, let alone allowed to GATHER IN ONE PLACE?

How the fuck do conventions work!?

This just in: Holla Forums is overrun by casuals with shit taste

when is there gonna be a 2016 version of this

Conventions are usually composed of spergs who should not be out without supervision, relatively normal people, and autists over a spectrum.

When Crowbcat get's off his ass

Autist only go where they feel comfortable and familiar or if they are set on a fixation. These gatherings are a well crafted nest that attracts them making a feeling of the comfortable and familiar they enjoy so much.

They are not funded nor controlled by the people who attend these convention. The Minecraft team is well aware of the autism and have learn to work with it and became autism wranglers.

Hope you lads are ready for Shitizencon 2016.

Someone post some of the Dashcon OC.

You made this?

bretty gud.

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I knew about Minecraft when it was in that awful pre-alpha state where it was nothing but a 3D painting program and people were calling it out for being a blatant ripoff of infiniminer, and I bought it when it first became available for purchase for like $10.

I've watched the autism grow and fester like a wound and it hurts.

I played it vanilla for a long time, but after version 1.6 I started getting deep into mods. Shit's better than any Bethesda game modding community and the mods span so many different ideas and let the base game be essentially a platform for depth that would otherwise be impossible.

It has always had such potential to be such a great game and to have a community of genuinely creative people creating genuinely good content for it, but instead it has been nothing but a flytrap for disgusting autistic freaks.

I can honestly say that if a bomb went off at a minecraft convention, none of those people would be missed by anyone but their overbearing enabling parents.

Absolutely.

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you might be worse than those autistic kids

okay, on second thought I guess not all of them deserve forgiveness

autistic old men

is that suppose to be us?

Oh yes.

Oh thank God, I feared that a minecon might go by that dosen't feature someone making a fool of themself by repeating the deditated wam thing.
4 years running now.

HEH

It will be a cool meme in Watchdogs 7.

Speaking of brainwashing…

youtu.be/GExDNZCGNo4?t=16m29s

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I wanna fuck this chick so hard

Ironically, a game originally touted as a bastion of creativity has fallen into a rut of unoriginal content produced year after year, and the consumers of said bland content are the largest demographic of the Minecraft "fanbase", that being children with ADHD and low-functioning autism.

I once had the naive idea of creating mods for Minecraft to educate and inspire kids about mining, chemistry, geology and industry, but Minecraft isn't about mining or crafting any more.

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I said it was naive, didn't I?

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She looks like Rachel Madow

user please stop, for your own sake you to get help before it's too late…

Ruined for everyone forever.

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It hit me pretty hard, lads.

Fuk u anonkun

Would you really want to fuck that? Do those people even have the brain capacity to concent?

WHO GIVES A SHIT

What are you, gay or something?

Not even two minutes in and I'm already fucking dying

I never got the "creativity" bullshit around minecraft. Creativity comes from limitations and it needs to be fueled by something. Nothing is created in a vacuum as they say, and minecraft is a fucking vacuum. All it does is give you some very primitive and basic gameplay to gain some primitive and basic building blocks and from there it just goes have fun kiddo. The world is so simplistic because Notch was a lazy fat fucking jew that it makes it impossible to even create anything with enough detail to be worth making. It's like trying to paint on a canvas but being given only the colors red and green and a paint roller. There's no context given for the game either, even though they pretend it has some grandiose subtle story going on and there's no actual goal or meaning behind anything you do.

I never delved too far into modding skyrim because there was nothing but porn mods, and there are better porn games out there than modded skyrim.

Mods that are actually fairly deep are pretty plentiful for Minecraft.

Yeah there's shit like gregtech that is just adding in asinine micro-crafting bullshit and there's shit that just adds some cosmetic bullshit nobody cares about, but there are also other fantastic mods like Ars Technica and Tinker's Construct.

Honestly for the amount of autism surrounding Minecraft, I'm a bit surprised there aren't more fantastic mods fueled by pure unbridled autism.

I'd still hit it

Me too

ITT autists get triggered by other autists doing autistic things with something they don't like.

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It's autism all the way down.

Autism is perpetual

tbh I'd fuck Rachel as well.

stop enjoying fads, younger people

And I gazed long into the Autism… and it gazed back into me.

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Why did you steal my crop?

What the fuck, I made that crop.

Liar!

And when everyone is an autist… no one will be!

Yeah right. Uggo

What if you two are clones of each other?

Not really, I know there was one thread usually up with 10 or so faggots circle jerking porn for it. But that is pretty much mandatory for any game when it comes out.

You realize the books are manuals on how to do shit in a SANDBOX game, right?

IM GONNA NEED TWO BOLTERS FOR THIS SHIT

REDEEM THEM WITH SWORD AND FIRE

children were a mistake

Jesus Christ, this is Watamote levels of cringe.

You're a big guy.

Like a clock.

gets me every time

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Good news; they got off their ass.

I see that man is a gentleman and a scholar.

I tip my upvote to you good sir

Ah!

HAHA :)

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I once went on this big event of fantasy and sci-fi in general (just all the autistic fanbases concentrated into one place, having panels and shit) and decided to go look at the minecraft program there. Those faggots literally went through the train/bus/waited in the street leading to the big convention, searched for ANY let's players like the fucking Gestapo, rounded them up, and chased them on stage to have a panel about being a let's player of minecraft. It was like 20 people, half of them underage, collectivelly dropping their spaghetti as they tried to improvise SOMETHING to say. It was hilarious

What are you laughing at, mysterious asian businessman?

dang this girl is cute

Thats Kojima, you faggot

Would you do an autistic girl in the ass? Is it safe to do an autistic girl in the ass?

I would if they weren't feminist

That's not Kojima, I know that because I've seen my fair share of Kojimas on the Internet

Nah m8 I don't wanna catch the autisms

You're right, it was a ruse. Its actually Toriyama

Why they dont just play minetest?

Crowbat did a video on it as well

Make a DF clone and slap a Minecraft-like GUI on top of it.

What a hero

so the current fad is to buy paperback wiki material? i guess thats slightly more retarded than trading cards.

I don't think it was the "most widely praised" but you are right that it wasn't reviled because it was small. It was also a demo of the full game. I haven't played either the demo or the full game, but I'm pretty sure that most of the characters that tumblr autismed the most over were in the post-demo part of the game (sans, metatton, etc.)

I came into the early threads for the goatmom porn

Paperback wiki for a game that's constantly being fucked around with by the devs, even between major updates. It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

I feel like I should do something about these events everytime I see them , then again I'm too lazy for this roachie shit

That would only cause more attention to be put on them. It is better to let them burn themselves out and either move on or stay niche.

Minecon is the most compelling argument against having children I've ever seen. Femanons, take note. Do you really want to fuck your bodies up for this shit? I wouldn't.

I'm 14 seconds in. I don't think I can do this.

Better focus on shit like citizencon and whatever the fuck that furry convention is called.

UnderCon when

That one guy is chemo that will make you live long enough to finish the video but you still get terminal cancer.

There was some THIC going on

Also, it's a bunch of kids and autists having fun. Try not to become bitter and jaded Holla Forums and just be happy they had a fun time without constant propaganda shoved down their throats like most children's entertainment has become.

Ahem

Remember that the player character in minecraft is canonically agender and all the animals are somehow bisexual. You even had that shit with a bunch of ugly dykes and a little girl talking about feminism in the video.
It may not be the worst in terms of koolaid but it's yet another aspect of the cancer.

For fuck's sake… they really just can't stop forcing it into everything can they? What unhappy lives they must live, and seeing how young that first girl was she's missing out on a lot of happy times looking for shit to be offended by.

Oh well I guess. I feel bad for the kids.

wasted

Hermaphroditic would be more accurate.

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makes the joke book not look quite as bad in comparison

But what about having white children and saving the Aryan white race?

I'd fuck her so hard that she'd have a difference of political opinion.

Autistic love is autistic.

where can i find the porn from those threads back then? I need it for…. scientific reasons

J: What happens to Minecraft guides after they are no longer accurate?
A:They are destroyed!:^)

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FNAFcon when?

Hey I where Boxers just like that.

Why are games like MC and FNAF such big Autism catchers, I seriously don't get it

Furries.
Kids.

youtube and youtube personalities

Feminists

youtube is to video games what deviantart is to art by deviants

for the sake of easy access for shitposting, heres a webm

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wow, cool down lad

embed related.

deep breaths

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donut do this

I'm not someone who cares for/about the game identify, but lets call a fucking spade a spade.

That skeleton kid with the axe was pretty cool

I'd impregnate you tbh, we could raise a happy family with kids who are into more productive things like black smiting.

Fuck off, she's mine

What the fuck did you just say?
how about we settle this in the arena after school. I'll be waiting, faggot.

How fucking dare you, if we weren't on an Anonymous Image Board I would've already kicked your shit in. you bitch, do you have any idea who you've just pissed off? I'm a fucking marine, and not just a marine, but a marine that has 150 confirmed kills. and I'm not talking about being a pussy sniper, I killed snipers with shotguns. You are just another pest thinking he's hot shit when he's really just a keyboard warrior with no pants, sitting on a chair naked while he eats a Carvel Cake. Not only am I a fucking badass, but I can also find you and kill you with a laptop and a Smartphone battery. Your life will be over before your own eyes, and while you die, I'll be looking down on you and shitting on your face, so when you die all you'll feel for all eternity is my shit on your face. and we're not done yet, ooooh death is only the beginning, once the Area 51 project is done, I'm gonna resurrect your ass, shove you in an oven and bake you to death. You'll be thinking that you were a man of jewish descent, but you're not. You're just a punk nigger kid trying to talk tough in a world where punks like you get shit on by guys like me. You're fucking nothing but a maggot who'll have his life end tragically, you don't know who I am but you will know my name and my face as sooon as I'm done with you. You could've saved yourself and your family but now it's time, the day of retribution begins, and I will be Death, the destroyer of worlds. You can't stop me, you won't stop me, and you'll wish you can stop me. So shut the fuck up. you are nothing. I will destroy you and your pathetic baby hands that you use to talk shit without getting hit. You fucking nigger. You want some kind of banana before the slaughter? well too bad. I'm coming for you, and there'll be nowhere for you to run. God will not save you, I am salvation and I am death. welcome little lamb, to the slaughter. I'm the big bear and you're my dinner. Pray to god now, say your goodbyes. because I'm coming and nothing will stop me from getting my revenge.

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What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

What Korean comic book adaptation is this?

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kids just want to dig. thats another reason minecraft is so popular

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trust me not worth it

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user, please help me remember

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Ruined.

Fucking public education fucking mindless consumer whores systems baby

this is just how I imagine all marketing/community manager/wrangler people look like, for some reason

/r/gaming and 9gag probably spread this bullshit around.

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as autistic as ever. never change, minecon

Minekampf was a mistake.

How old are you fuckers?

When did I ever say I was surprised?

He never liked video games, did he?

he just liked money more

trips confirm

I think he's just a damn good programmer who may have liked games in the past, and the challenge of making them. I recall an interview where he discussed the joy of porting the original Wolfenstein game to Haskell.

Now he's desperately going place to place, struggling to find a new challenge to overcome. There's no joy in game development now, since it's all the same. Which is why he went with VR.

yeah but did he have to ruin a perfectly good company be selling to to jews.

id went downhill after Romero left, not when they sold out

go back to SA you reverse shill

HOLY FUCK

kill me

If he was smart he'd walk into Bethesda studios and demand the lead programmer position for whatever TES abortion they try to shit out next.

Cleaning up that mess will be the biggest challenge he will ever face.

Go away, FBI.

ARE YOU ALWAYS THE SAME NIGGER
Because I honestly can't believe it's more than one person that believes there was a massive conspiracy or plot to make undertale the citizen kane of gaming

Thank you OP. This was illuminating. I now understand how the madness manifests itself, when it has taken over the person completely..

On Christmas I will bless you all with a "Best of E3 2016" cringefest :^)

I disagree, ID went downhill after Doom 2.

Basically after Doom 1 came out they were never able to replicate the success and so keep digging a hole they never got out of. Quake 3 was literally the only good thing they did in the post-Doom era. It was just one fuck up after another. But anyway I was just hopeful that ID would go back to being an engine centric developer. Unfortunately that was not the case. Besides their engines are pretty shite now. Way better tech out there.

My question about Bethesda. Why have they still yet to adopt IDtech ffs. The writing is on the wall with GameBryo eventually they're going to have to adopt IDTech. Me thinks its probably because no one at Bethesda knows how to build anything from scratch and have been using Morrowinds code base since forever.

I can't imagine what modern high schools are like today. The trite garbage that people fill their lives with, its depressing. People like that need to be bullied, bullying is a very good thing, its makes you act less spergy.

Makes me realize just how prophetic MGS2 was, in terms of the internet and its affect on society as a whole.

We have a raised a generation of men on memes and single motherhood in a feminized society and we wonder why there are so many trannies and homo's.

Kill me.

On a second thought, she probably worked more than notch.

Bethesda modding community is the most overrated shit ever. It doesn't make a dent on Doom, Quake, HL, WC3, or Minecraft modding communities, mostly because all of these allow online play and have non-shit engines Yes even Minecraft engine is better than gamebryo, at least on the modding aspect.

I weep for humanity

Kek, that feather shirt the numale presenter at the start of the vid has is one I have seen only chicks wear.

Yeah forget about Quake right? Who cares about that. I went downhill after doom that doesn't mean Quake wasn't good.

People still give enough of a shit about Meinkraft to make cons?

Try this list user made, it's actually really fucking weirdly good.
ghostbin.com/paste/uvuhz

You realize it just takes some paid shills right? Anyone with some pocket change can do it.

To whoever made this, this is crowbcat tier. Congrats.

what video is this qt from

I still don't understand how such a shitty game could cause so much autism.

You don't know how much it hurts to walk down a hallway for kids pre-k to 2nd grade, seeing minions stapled to the walls, and occasionally seeing a backpack with [email protected]/* */ shit on it.

I don’t think people understand what dealing with an actual autist is like. I work with a sperg and he's one of the most stubborn fuckers I’ve ever met, everything has to be done in the same routine. It's like talking with someone from another country sometimes. I’ve wanted to punch him in the face more then once because he misunderstands jokes or takes light banter seriously. He watches those shitty lets play type videos non-stop while looking at mlp fanart, I’ve actually seen him repeat lines while watching that shit on break.

Source on that image? I recognize the style.

What has this become?

I was maintenance at a primary school. I can vouch for all of that. They turn in FNaF and Minecraft projects. The teachers have Minions stuff all over the place, and assign projects based on them. I imagine Pokemon is back in style now, but I moved on well before GO came out.

This is a man who has seen all that man has to offer.

And he will gladly accept it, as all man truly has to offer is the realization that he will die someday.

I've seen [email protected]/* */ shit at fucking community college. It's just one girl, but I've seen her wear the same shirt twice No, I didn't

People are making harambe, pepe, praise the sun and dank meme jokes in college
I never should have gone back to pick up a study at 25

How would bullying work when these kids/teens are the majority?

Shit are you me? Exactly the same shit happens here, but frankly enough all those fuckers are pretty redpilled too.

That's fucking adorable! That man is a hero. I'd suffer thourgh the autisam for my qt daughter too.

mwee

Shit gets even worse.

I am in university , and one of my professors used a fucking 9gag meme about deadlines and shit

I was so fucking angry, I expected things, but not these kind of things

WAKE ME FUCKING UP

This hurts. Why would you post this

It just keeps getting better. I was having an above average day and this fucking ruined it. Fuck you

Look at this, I might run into this girl on a bar in 10 years, try to hit on her and have my brain lobotomized for free

fixed with a paper bag.

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Gee, what could go wrong?

buddy you have no idea
admittedly the fanfic books are for kids but damn I wish I could print out wiki pages and sell them as a "classified" minecraft crafting guide

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How does one of the most talented programmers of all time go from inventing a genre of video games to making fucking VR mods for Minecraft and working for a social media company?

What happened to Armadillo Aerospace Carmack?

What happened to your voxel engine experiments?

What happened to Id Tech?

I didn't know Notch was still doing stuff with Minecraft

I don't understand how a game that is basically unplayable without an external guide got so popular, especially with kids. Look at this shit. You think you're going to figure any of this out without internet access or a book?

It's how I learned to play during the alpha

taken from us too soon

MORE CUCKERTALE SHILLS THAT NEED TO BE LYNCHED

Not fun is what it is. There's no way to even know an item exists in the game unless you've seen it outside the game. Unless you're just screwing around until you get bored or actually have autism, randomly throwing shit onto a crafting table is going to make an already tedious game even more painful.

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