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nerf this

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[Wake me up inside] I CAN'T WAKE UP

C-Can I add you guise in oberwatch

Okay

booboolaboos

GOING FOR STROLL BRB

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youtu.be/MDK0ti5cn2o?t=58

this always puts a smile on my face

the anime was shit but the op had me hooked

vocaroo.com/i/s1nCby2WQJi5

...

tfw rooming with a loli who is cpsplaying D.Va for AX

So dokidoki

vocaroo.com/i/s0bkoB8brcob

out of weed for the night

gonna suicide

That feel when you want to kill yourself for short term problems but not really want to at the same time.

tHIS FEEL IS TOO REAL

hang in there guggles

think someone was ever just so lazy they didnt wanna do something so they just killed themselves

i think it might happen to me some day

Ayyyyy
as you can see.
I return from my walk with myself and my psyche.
Bazinga moments were had.


This feel is too real.

i genuinely wonder if i might kill myself every other day

apparently, the percentage of days i actually do kill myself is like super low

you'll be fine

remember when smiles said she regularly thinks about mass mercy killing children

what the actual fuck dude

I havent killed myself yet. So, the odds are ever in our favour.
I am having my usual blues, started yesterday woo woo
Trying to stop my mind projecting issues onto other people/posters and having a stern internal talk with myself.

that is like

shit

she's gonna be a school shooter some day soon

genuinely worry about her after she said that

tomorrow will be a brighter day scoots my dearest

It's just someone's perspectival opinion. The point of her bringing that up was that one can contemplate doing things but choose not to.

Not to act on them*

yeah, but the god complex that displays

i know she's already in therapy, but like, a devoted christian with a god complex

the poor thing will crack eventually

I could be wrong, but smiles does seem a little too hinged to just go off on a shooting rampage. Like alot of us, we all have these thoughts/desires. But have the know it to not actually go through with said thoughts.


I know. Its the one of the many things that gets me through these patches. Tomorrow will be better and i'll probably be bouncy and happy. And also knowing other people care.
You guys are all big mushy squishies(bowrrowing) and I love y'all... And hate y'all... and love y'all.
Im a big ol yo yo

love her to bits

but i wonder now if maybe she needs heavy medication for the public's safety

I hope smiles doesn't crack. She is opinionated but a nice person. Well. Seems like a nice person from my interactions with them.
Erin does point out a valid worry though.
As the joker said, we are all one bad day away from insanity.

i have never once thought about doing a mass killing, and I take zoloft, the drug they like to blame mass killings on

In my opinion I do not see any god complex there.

Example, if I was to say "some people are so stupid, I want to go to x's house and fire bomb it with molotovs just so their family can suffer" A terrible thing but it's not like I'd ever actually do it.

speak of

BBC news keeps buzzing my watch

something like 20 dead in the orlando gay club shooting

maybe not quite a god complex, but you know what i mean

she is viewing her own opinion as absolute with that desire

I linked that in previous thread. Its disgusting. And heartbreaking. Its upsetting moi a little.

OH GODI DIDNT MEAN TO HAVE THAT IMAGE FOR THAT POST

welp

which i guess is basically what religious people do, hold their own opinion as absolute

wow

I understand where you're coming from but talking about that is a completely different thread from why she brought it up.

They say don't stick your dick in crazy. But why make crazy so sexy. Why?
I am kinda tempted to do something in Psychology. I don't know. If I had the commitment maybe a part time college course or something.
Or atleast do some reading around the subject.
Damn my desire to want to do things being checked by my unreliable motivation.

you know what they say

they say OODIBAGAH

i endorse this folder.

who wants to lock themselves in the tesco bathrooms with me and self harm with the corner of the heat sealed packaging of a AA battery wall charger

That seems very unhygienic.

we can put sunglasses on my dog and leave her in the car park and people will just assume she's a motorcycle

OH MY GAWD my boredom is leaking into the thread i'm so sorry

david like to terrorize the fish at his new place with a taxidermied shark

he puts it in the tank and they instinctively shit brick and hide from it

that man is so creative.

I was making food
BUT
that sounds amusing

not fun

Interesting tidbit, atleast I think so.
Sawthe bengal kitty in my street, she was having a stroll as I was walking back. Gave the little critter ear scritches and pets.

My cat looked at me shiftily as I got home.

Could probably smell Shecat.

LOL

the animosity of cats

Just like you :3

My cat is a bit of a brawler. He takes no shits from any other feline. He defended me once from a different cat.
Bro cat Winston.


Savage.

vocaroo.com/i/s12XiQPiAyQC

lol sounds like a kewl guy

He is like James Bond, with him being a tuxedo cat. He probably would be even more of a ladies cat if he hadnt had his bits dealt with. Poor guy.
How is your doge btw?

now lets get a dank masturbation vocaroo

Fish already did that.

wonderful, i just took her outside and she pissed

Good doge! Happy doge!
Taking the piss doge.

yeah that was disgusting though

vocaroo.com/i/s1eQtX3Ie7CK

i got interrupted by a phone call

Without wanting or intending to insult Erin here, but what makes you think Erin doing likewise would not be the same.
Also.
Good meme.
How is Boo and his jewfro.

havent had a jew fro for weeks

actually almost a year

fucking phones

...

...

...

...

Hood Myorning...
How're you?

not bad, you?

I remember the time my Sociology teacher played Bloodhound Gang to prove a point to us.


Surprisingly well for having just woken up.
Normally I feel surprisingly crummy.

wtf, the dude i was fighting with's ripped shirt is hanging on the fence outside his house

am i being sent a message

and if so, what even is it

that's not threatening

LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY SHIRT WHEN YOU BEAT ME UP >:(

...

Take the whole shirt.

i was kinda thinking about hanging an apology note on the fence next to it with the piece i kept

i feel pretty bad about that tbh

brekkie tiem

i went straight in with the forehead, hard, i have probably messed up his face pretty bad

haven't seen him since tho

WILL YA FOKKEN QUITEN DOWQN YE

if you take a bad headbutt your nose is never quite the same shape again :/

Then do that.
That also seems like a good idea.


Sounds good.
Let's brekkie together.

na.

i don't need to apologize.

cunt got smashed, it's scotland, it happens

headbutts are a savage mood. Because inevitably you'll hurt yourself performing it, its an all or nothing kinda move.


*puts on kettle*

if you're shorter than them you usually catch some teeth in the bridge of you nose

but i was taller, he got all the bad stuff, i just have a little bruise

absolutely savage

there's a new thread

eat shit and die

SHOTS IN BEREZINO

Be nice to mananka!

2 real 2 feel

manaka is a fucking shitter

youtube.com/watch?v=wO5UhP3MjRk

wow, it's up to 50 dead now

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mind boggling

:(

I should finish Child of Light.

10/10 game

...

Erin enjoys scrubbing a man clean.
Confirmed.

what on earth are you playing

it's called Rinse and Repeat

radiatoryang.itch.io/rinseandrepeat

top kek

that site is loaded with gold

see when that mic comes scoots

erin plays: all these and more, on youtube

should be around the 21st

need to take a trip up to inverness to grab my windows laptop

which i could possibly do free if i get that form on tuesday

nice, my net is ready 22nd

i'll try get a capture card for then

or, if i upgrade my win laptop to 10, it has native game recording

I run Win10 and still have a capture card.

my ass just blew through my face

please never tell a story that dangerously cool again

Point was,
why forego the capture card just 'cos Win10?

cause it isn't necessary to spend money on it when i can get a free upgrade for the same job.

i'll get a capture card eventually tho, for consoles.

Fair enough.

Playthroughs gonna be madness

you best be down for some scoots & erin play :3c

the jhilarity will be 2 reel to feel

We need more animus in here.
Fak u skoots.
I h8 u m8

...

I-I didn't mean it...!
I'm sorry that was too far.
P-please forgive me?

u even groovy with haikus?

holy shit beebop killed those poor homosexuals. hope desu is ok

Didn't Haikus hate me last time I came around?

vocaroo.com/i/s05YNqp3RXTJ

she hated anyone that was prettier than her

I want to pet D.Va.

I want to hold hands with Chiaki.

vocaroo.com/i/s0MNoNQAhKDN

vocaroo.com/i/s18c8hHWx1wu

vocaroo.com/i/s1G9dUOGlxXM

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I wanna love you, but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell em to stop
I wanna kiss you, but I wanna too much
I wanna taste you, but your lips are venomous poison


I'll have you know I identify as a mayonnaise pyrofox.
I'll thank you to respect my life choices.

vocaroo.com/i/s0C6r13sOOxH

vocaroo.com/i/s1PbH5QGOZyu

laters weirdos

10/10 I can't breathe.

vocaroo.com/i/s0DGCymfQIhX

you weren't even here

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i know it's a huge tragedy and all but watching these gay clubbers getting interviewed is kinda funny

'aight, I'mma go shauer.

...

vocaroo.com/i/s1Epeyl7FQIa

Heterosexuality is a disease.

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DirectInput can't be this convoluted Microsoft what the fuck is this example about

tab masayik

AR 15's like a boss
he told those faggots

cunt

Is that Grim?

we live in a community where being nice means being gay

I like some of you, don't come to Australia tomorrow.

rip emus

No, that is Omar Mateen. He performed the deadliest mass shooting in US history to date, 50 dead 53 injured.
Mateen saw a gay couple kissing and lost his fucking marbles, walking into the club with a fully automatic AR and 2 pistols. He had a concealed carry license and weapons training.

This happened 10 hours ago

victims are still being removed from the scene

HOLY SHIT THE SHOOTER IS LITERALLY GRIM

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G-grim, do you have something to tell us?

WHY GRIM

WHY DID YOU DO IT

WE ALL THOUGHT IT'D BE BEBOP

epic copypasta.

I had a really lewd dream. And it was good

Why did grim do it ;~;

I don't think I have weapons training
Well
I know my way around a shotgun and a handgun

I don't hate gays
I just feel uncomfortable when gey things happen around me

Tokai, I'm all hot and dripping for you.

*is gay on u*

...

obb cok ur gn at mi.

I redacted her and she was tight.

Parents are responsible of taking 90% of the wifi.
Now I repay them the favor.

10+/- tabs of Noma Brain Power for 10 hours

Updating my world of warships that have not been updated for 2 years or a year.

Torrenting 3 different files at once.

That'll show em the power of laggification.

This orlando incident has me triggered.

wtf

vocaroo.com/i/s0MuDofPPYSd

Why not just use your router's QoL settings to fuck them?

I was so tempted to just respond with
Yours.

WHAT HAPPENED IN ORLANDO

I'm sorry Grim.

but the SWAT are on their way.


O-oh my god

...

Lewd mornings are the best.

Awesome image there.


I wish this fucking extender have a fucking router qol so I can filter MAC address. But this shitty cheap knock off does not have filters.

Because why not make life a little bit harder for the ones who birthed you, clothed you, fed you, and cared for and continue to care for you

DO you know how extenders and qol work

I just got out of the shower, it's fine.

How was your day?


[insert cute giggle here]

I mean come on. I have told them many times to control their shit. But no.
Everytime I see the stats of the router it always shows huge anomalies of uploads and downloads. Way bigger rate than mine.

My sempervivum flowers for (you)

Thanks, person?

if it's really as it is then do what you gotta do
I feel whover foots the bill should be able to get the full use from it but thats might be
The American Way

Thankyou.

You can't throttle their bandwidth usage?

I'd love a hug right now.

I eh I got up really late and just read a book..
Really nothing I guess ^ ^''

You're supposed to do it on vocaroo, Rin

damnit

vocaroo.com/i/s0MZezTm9vO5

I got a Toke Eye too brother

is that not how you pronounce it
im sure of it..

I used to be able to access filters to the other router but somehow I got blocked off. So no one can access the control panel for that router literally no one because only my laptop can access it.

But with my extender? No.

Which is why I am messing it up using 10 tabs of brain power.

Toe-Kye Maybe lol

one of these things is not like the other~

I wanna love you, but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses are telling me to stop


You just want a vocaroo of me making noises.


You best back the fuck up
before you get cut the fuck up.

also [/spoiler]I thought I was your waifu.[/spoiler]

One of these things are dead

k e k

wtf
toke eye and toe kye are basically the same

Giggles are not hard

Of course youre my waifu
why would you think otherwise, rinny?

Not sure tabs of youtube will do it, torrenting with no speed limit will though

Minor differences
One has an emphatic K and one has an emphatic 'Eye'

Giggles is very hard ;)

if its a minor difference then its not a big deal NIGGER

Goggles is hard? lewd.

...

Nani?

Aheh!

I was gonna response.
Not anymore.

Those senses can melt away I'm sure


alqadhdhafi al'arwah 'iilaa al'abad!!

Emphatic syllables aren't much in American english, but they are huge in other languages
especially tokai language

You haven't even talked to me once since you got here tho

Tokai's name makes me think of the spanish verb to play, to touch, to knock, and others.

So I inherently just say it like "Tocar" but with an "ai" instead of a "ar"


I wanna kiss you, but I wanna too much
I wanna taste you, but your lips are venomous poison

...

That's a lie.
I talked to you day one.

i just finished ap spanish
i speak fluent spic

O-oh... I knew that .//.

Victory has been achieved. They gave up. And went to sleep.

No hablo Espanol muey bien.
Hablo Ingles bien.
Hablo Franco?

Toco guitarro.

tow k eye

Sorry, it's Frances, not Franco.

La tortuga perezosa es baño cuando Jueves especiales equiparan con la cerveza feliz.

I didn't know my name was so expansive


w-where is this going?

Habla algo frances para mi

That Cooper though.

...

To k(eye)
What's wrong wtih that?

Yes!
Those are words!


You're poison running through my veins.
You're poison, I don't wanna break these chains.


Thank you.

GO BACK TO CUBA YOU PIG

That feel too real

To suckmycock kai

...

I slept on my left arm and its still sore af
nani sore?

Not sure, I prefer Tokes though.


You're welcome.


'Sup Lenks?


Rub/massage it.

Don't worry I exist.

oh my, lewd


You only slept for like 7 hours

Watching some Jojo, enjoying my Sunday. Wbu SD?


[audible happiness]

But it works though.

cp on the banner sticky.

new banner??

A-am I deadly?

I think I'll use tokes too.

.

How's your day been?


I-it's a song!
I'm sorry.

I guess I will try :3


or some could just
u know
delete the cp
that might be a little crazy lol but
It works :v ]

Really?

[not audible happiness]

bebop likes cp if you havent noticed
keeps it on as long as possible
very nasty guy
Sad!

yeah maybe even less than that
you probably didnt even sleep til like 4 huh

Who doesn't like CP?
Cheese Pizza's so simple it's brilliant.

So bruh
do you guys remembeer that nigga last night who was like
'some of you are alright' don't go to orlando tomorrow'

that shit was mad huh

Ahso

Sounds pretty good, just woke up from 15h of sleep, still tired from the festival.


I think I started using it as a joke because of people toking it out at Netherlands, but it just kind of stuck.


Don't know, it's almost 8 pm and I just woke up.


Share results then.

Helooo SD what are you up to today

Sounds fun, did you have a good time?

Girth.

ohh it's okai
I just confused

How do you know these things?

same?

I know what time it is there.


Did you just wake up too?

I can not handle yours

GODDAMNIT BARD I WANTED MY IMAGE!

Sssh

I have no idea where this is going and you're making it weird.

Interesting.

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n-no I'm just kinda woozy..
like fog


AAAAH

But isn't Maki's pet so cute?

You're ain't fooling me. Your name and flag is different!

Nani Kore?

master senses...

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Just chilling currently, probably vidya in a bit if my bros answer the call.
Also not sure if you check the Discord music channel that often so I'm linking the song here too.
youtube.com/watch?v=ay8LntsNjnU


Yeah, that's why I'm pretty tired.
Also finally getting rid of the tinnitus in the other ear, bit by bit.


Creepy, real creepy.


Cheap shot at the whole weed thing at NL, but for fun.

test

hola


do somethin' about it, tough guy


♄

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Nannandabe?


Hahaha yeah, that's gotta suck. Was it like an EDM thing or what?

Does Pareidolia ever still around?


Don't worry, I'll take care of you!


Well, beyond the fact that I just have a really good memory for stuff like that.
I may have set a clock though. To be sure.


Si.

Why is thid site always broken as fuck?

no it's me

Nymph dead

You wanna fucking go wise guy?

Usagi gi gi

What?

Nanda ittai?

Yeah, went to see Kygo, Nervo, Afrojack and Steve Angello, but got surprised by the smaller artists too.
Also I'll see if I'm going to another festival in a few weeks since my bro was thinking about going there.


Same thing.
But I don't put on any clocks.

Meanwhile. Weeds are burnt in piles by the cops here. They get to enjoy the fun.


No you're not!

I am !

i gotta admit i get a little lazy with it :P
[click] thanks :3
one back 4 u

Please do, I feel like I might pass out..

anosah


WOW, lucky you. That sounds like a fucking blast. Glad you had fun.

Quick!
Do something so depraved only desu could do it

*Reads a book*

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youtu.be/Sso4vjERgdA
Why could I picture Renchon actually doing that?


Nooooooooooo


I don't normally
I just had two set to random times that I don't use anymore, so I was like "Eh."

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Come onto my property and I'll Castle Law your ass back to the Queen's tea room.

Ara ara

You mean you'll try and get your potato gun, fail misarably and get choked the fuck out by my pythons.

Nope.

How'd you find out

What happened to the shooter guy? Did he get shot or kill himself or?

How not to deal with rabbits 101


Is it like South America style war on drugs?


I was wondering about it, thanks though.


Still got to see if I'll have something going on during the next festival if I should go there.


Ah well, not so creepy anymore.
Feels special though.

I went there and killed him with my bare hands
The cops killed him

Remember you said that when I've got the barrel of my AR halfway up your nose.

I mean, I should know what time it is in my timezone, right?

I leave my fate and body in your hands

rin giggles when

GAY NOISES

That's how.


I think so. They burned it directly in front of the citizen. Basically they're turning more people to addicts.

Oh yeah, completely forgot.

When you say something cute or funny when we're in a VoIP converssation.


You make it sound lewd!

This isn't Orlando. You will be on the deck and at my mercy.
Remember this moment. Remember what you typed. I will make you eeat those words.
Fucker.
I am coming for you.

Bakayarou, itai nani o stendayou?


Dude that's really rad. I wish I could go to some of those but there is nothing in my state.

so bovvered

That's in your hands now

Seriously.
Why haven't Sabs and Scoot fucked yet?

Be careful
scoots came to my house and killedd my dog

Do you think this is a game?
Do you think I am joking?
Do you think you could say this shit with impunity?
What is this?
I am the reckoning.

Sounds pretty interesting and similar to those cases in South America.
So basically just doing that same thing from good ol' days "This is an example for everyone."


I'm just going to other cities since there's nothing here, although I missed this one that's here yearly.

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I-I'd probably feel bad if you aren't feeling well.

Lucky you.

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...

Yes.
Mhm.
Oh yeah.
Foreplay.
I am the Shrekoning.

How are you feeling today

Oh well it's only during summer though.

Maybe you make it feel better

Now with the foreplay over, its time for the main show.
Died.
I used "Shrekquisicion" at work once.

Maybe you'll feel better if you lay down.

Sex

nobody excpects the spanish shrekquisicion

Damn son

Obviously

You beat me to it, Bardo! ♄

Weird. Stopping. Awk.


Back to work after that?

sabrina

That or studies, depends on which ends up happening.

Huehue, also the package is nearly ready. There isn't that much to show. But I will scoot it off once finished.

My head hurts a very small amount but other than that i'm normal.

I can't wait to do new things when I move in amonth.

Stay hydrated, friend.

just put me down, I'll behave

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Runaway
(I love you so)
Breeze, runaway
(I love you so)
Breeze, runaway,
(I love you so)
Breeze, Boundless Co
(Caine)

mate it's scotland that's suicide

him having me in his own house?

he'd torture me

that's what i'd do

i have the worst luck

good night

Stay hydrated, friend.


:(

Hi, Monica!


Scoot, â™Șsomebody once told me the world is macaroni..♫

Moving to a better state in general?


Sleep well Manaka

I didn't even check the quality on this

Sleep well. :

Crying

i am

This should be better

â™ȘI ain't the biggest guy on the plane♫

Spirit, I stole your thumbnail as a spoiler image.

the smell of good weed is so nostalgiac for me
it takes me back in time to so many points of my life
even my childhood
Like a pile of bud is the most comforting thing in the world

c-careful please

Yeah. Entirely new place, new start, new people, new life.

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Where you movin boi

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TO THE NORTH. oregon

I always am.
I'll be gentle.

Sounds good, you got a job from there already or?

Following them traps huh

Yeah, my current job has a branch in the state I'm going to. I'll be doing that until I find something better.

It is hard to acquire new job in new state before moving there

but try your best to do so

the period between when you move in and when you get a job is extremely nerve-wracking
at least
it would be for me

Nah bruh I ain't about that life. I'm going to find a nice qt3.14 asian girl.


Not with my job. I just turn on an app and work whenever.

Can I get a job at your brothel before I move?

Sounds like you've got all set then, I hope the best for you in that journey.

are brothels legal in modern times
Are they still a thing in other countries or perhaps larger cities?

They exist whether it is legal or not


I don't own a brothel
you can giggle for me on vocaroo though


nais

I was talking to a friend about it last night. And it's pretty scary to think about. I'm leaving the place I've spent the last 10 years in and going somewhere I've never gone before. I'm literally sticking myself out on a limb here. But if all goes wrong I could just move anywhere in the US really.

Are they a thing in America

With friends like these
who needs enemies?

I dunno about you guys, but prostitution is legal in Ontario.


Maybe later.

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T-thanks, huff I gotta stay awake..

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_brothels_in_Nevada

ya ok

I don't really know what the law is concerining prostitutio here or in each stateor even my state
I hear alot of mixed things
I hear if you film it its legal
I always see people getting busted for prostitution on Cops though

Braum denied my hexa.

get fucked

WOAH
thats crazy
also Idk
I dont think panties are gay unless you wear them
thats just silly
They are the epitome of femininity

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Reminder that having sex or wanting to have sex with a transwoman is not gay if you are a man

To me it sounds like you've got it together pretty good though, just chill a bit if you can.
Anyways /vidya

Do you have plans later?


Not all CD are gay.


I know solicitation laws are really strict in Ontario, and you can't approach someone with the intent of purchasing.

So they have to offer it to you first, technically.

Later

Have fun!

*HUFFS LOUDLY*

Watcha huffin

It certainly isn't straight, either.


ok

lewds post butts

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not really.. I'm kinda floating.
do you?


hehh

That sounds really gross for some reason.

Squimsuit.

its like a one piece
filled with worms
a squirmsuit

A squimsuit is where you wear said swimsuit but jack off iniit, letting the splerg seep in

Not really, as far as I know.
Have you just kinda been floating all day?


Can I borrow your squims->>1081356
Never you mind.

squim sounds horrid

i'm never having any

Utter depravity on an unprecedented scale!!!

squim

Kinda wanna make a squimsuit

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...

and make sabrina wear it.
to the prom

NOT THE BEEST

ugghh


Yeaah.. no direction and no guidance

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Titties


But I'm kinda feeling some cowtits right now..


lolis breathing heavily eh? Didnt think that of you Grim


Want me to huff you next?

Just because it's a fucking loli doesn't mean I'm into lolis you daft fucking NIGGER

Who'd even take Yayoi as their Idol?


Wah, I hate that feeling...
Obviously your direction should guide you this way!

Tracer is alite


Never.

When I firs came to 4chan I as pretty into lolis
good thing I was like 15

You know who plays Tracer? Leafy.
And Alexis.

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Lexi plays healer though.

She's been playing Tracer recently.

I keep expecting him to just start crying.


When I first came to 4chan
I was an faggot.

she seems like a healer tbh ; )

how's that work?


well then guide me!

im straight as fuck

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WHo fucking cares

Dva is the best

Die Die Die

Oh right. I wouldnt know I dont play games with them.


;) kek

Fair enough.

What turned you gay?

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woops

!
Good thing she got away. Don't scare me like that!

I was first.

my babysitter

gay isnt a choice you cant turn gay


WHAT FOR???????

I'm sorry sister

gay isnt a choice you cant turn gay


WHAT FOR???????

I didn't mean I should guide you!
Just that you should be guided to me!

M-maybe. Uhm...
I confused myself again.


see

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That's argueable
You can't control what you're attracted to
but you can control what you have sex with
Therefore, being gay is a choice

Reaper is best Overwatch


I'm just teasing you, it's too easy on that subject NIGGER


I dunno I tried to make it sound sexual. I keep thinking it is when Neru says it

1st to die

google shad reaper overwatch.

Nope. Shut up. You don't have a clue what you are saying.

fucking same here

Wouldn't that mean ACTING gay is a choice?

That is very very possible~


I didn't think Neru had sexual undertones

'help me , I literally can not shove cocks into me'
'there is a force beyond my control that is making me eat this semen'


of course that's a choice
acting in any way is a choice
You don't have to act any way or you can act any wya you want of your own accord

Reaper is a real man, not like those other slackjawed low-functioning psychopaths.
He's high-functioning dreamy as fuq

Bard just got filtered

I have been informed that Dva is for scrubs. I don't know what to think anymore.

...

Play the game with me instead?

So then being gay isn't a choice

You just played yourself

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Don't be such a fag Grim

Back off, he's fucking mine.


And then what we do afterwards is between us.
I'm actually really bad at this whole "talking" thing.

Not until wednesday.

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Until you act upon your attraction, be it hetero, homo, or like animal or what the fuck ever
I mean we are talking about like even plants here
But Until an attraction is acted upon, if its in your head as an attraction, I dont feel that constitutes your defining Sexuality
That is your sexual preferance
I feel like they are two diffferent things

'Cause of what you did! Lewd and lascivious acts!

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He probably doesn't, it's just me who lewds everything.

Nigga how high are you right now?

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Umm I'm gonna be rather busy this week though.

I refuse to apologise. This is who I am. I am a deviant. You will have to mop up and deal with the consequences.
DeusVult

He was saying sexual preference and sexual orientation aren't the same.
I.E. you can be attracted homosexually, but only fuck women.

Bard is just being an idiot. Ignore the ramblings of a bigot.

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Some scenarios
Lets start with the one in your favor
lets take a male who never has had or has any sex who has a sexual preferance for men

Obviously this man is 'gay' right?

He has never done anything gay, he only has a gay sexual preferance but we would classify him as 'gay' right? because we know all this information

Alright, what about a Male who only has sex and only ever will have sex with females his whole life , but has a sexual preferance for males?
What is he?
I would classify this man, personlly, as 'straught' and 'heterosexual' because even though he has a 'gay' or 'homosexual' preferance, he sexual history defines him as 'heterosexual'

What about the opposite situation here

Let's take a male who his entire life he has sex with other males but has a sexual preferance and attraction to women?

is this man 'heterosexual and straight'?

Ban Sabs when?

Another adorable bunny safe from harm. It was a good day.

no worries, I can talk a lot!

and for some things you don't need talking


Would you a neru?

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What do you want me to do?

I'm not even gonna touch this nonsense, labels are for chumps

I agree
1none of it's even important at all

Talk to me about you!

Bunneh. Package sent. Mwahahahahahahaahahahahaha
Hows the sunday going?

I saw cute bunnies, so ban me if you will. I've already won.


Sunday's going great! I just finished slow-roasting some pork ribs. How are you faring, Doodad??

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uhmm I have a weird ancestry with Chinese-Indonesian-German roots.
Hows your ancestors?

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Going fine. Woke up in a slumop n grump, went for a walk, saw my neighbours bengal kitty, petted said kitty. And jsut sdpent the day mooching about. Nothing of note really. Nothing special.
Im wondering if I should re-cap Girl With The Dergen tertoo.
More lisbeth
More love

Those ribs sound fantastic!

Texas♄

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Uh, well, I'm Canadian, so I'm sure there's a bunch of everything in there.

My largest known denomination is German, though, and that's just because my dad's grandfather cut his big toe off so he wouldn't have to fight in the war.
I know I have some French from my mom's side, and I think some Italian too.
You won't glean that information from her though. She just says "I'm Canadian."

"You know I can go over there and poo on you."

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Grim check out this Pokemon I bred for you

But the week after that i'm pretty much free.

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Speaking of cute bunnies

yep. i should have.

Wow.

New thread

im a cute bunny

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:3

She's actually for competitive but I just couldn't resist

I'm glad the kitty cheered you up. Did it meow at you? When I woke up today, my kitty was trying to reach under my door for some reason. Anyway, you should recap stuff only if it will make you happy. Like these ribs are making my belly happy.

(Got beans too.)


I'm not on good terms with birdies right now 'cause a mama bird made a nest in the awning at my office and swoops down to attack people when we're trying to walk inside.

Lopunny has that uncanny valley feeling to her.

Braixen and Delphox though

Surface Pro 4 or iPad Pro