Blah blah blah [generic OP]

blah blah blah [generic OP]
fold visual universe
form wormhole
light + distance + time = destination point
theoretical time travel warp engine
bend space time
exclusive from light speed, outside of it.
something else

blah blah [copypasta you're not interested in]

light received from distant stars
anchor point to bend towards

matter torus warp wormhole engine

future of universal exploration

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bbc.co.uk/news/36510272
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

hail satin
bed sheets

bump

He was all like "I am removing myself from any prior dispositions you have and have moved on from this. I don't care anymore"

OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
CUZ I WAS WATCHING ANIME WITH A QT AND SHE LOCKED THE ROOM SO IT WAS JUST US ONCE LUKA JOINED@!

...

...

welp, my syomach is about to explode, I think I'm gonna go lay down.

getting the munchies twice in one day is a bad idea

i take this stuff

and i add so much cheese the sauce becomes mostly melted cheese

then i eats it


fucking

history made

You two have sad eyes.

All you niggas forget to factor in Plank Length and Probability space to your warp drives. tsk tsk

oops

THIS stuff

asdf

The tumblr tier ones have like 5000 made up terms for identical fictitious things then autism when you use the wrong one.

I won't read a copypasta, but if you give a link about this I might read it.

insert inappropriate comment here

My left eye is made of glass so I only have one sad eye stupid.

i don't even make warp drives

the slipspace drive is a more logical design

WHAT THE FUCK

mmm
mac n cheese pasta

Moonman was the racist we all wish we could be.

I'll slip into your space

ok
so like if i didn't want to be a grill or a tranny
but i wanted to stop body hair growth and shit whilst trying to look girlier as a guy
what would i do

you guys are the experts on this

wat

i wonder if being in slipstream space feels weird

i bet it does

all squirmy inside as you are randomly stretched and compressed in a dimension you can't even see

The easiest solution would be: kill yourself.

I called him passive aggressive

FUCK OFF

would you even feel it

You guys ever try casey's pizza
its the best
and its from a fucking gas station

So he threw in one big word? Big deal.


Moonman, moonman can't you see?


IS THAT A NO?


And I just love your racist ways.

It's retarded, tbh.

I like the Hideyoshi way of thinking. You're just Hideyoshi, man.


Get on it.


It is only more logical to us 3 dimensional beings though. This shit goes deep and it's basically always being thought of in my noggin as like a bg program of sorts. It bugs me to no end since that one mushroom trip.


Nair.

I believe Tokai is the premiere expert.

that turns me on >//

no you dumbass
usually he misspells on purpose and acts like a retard
but this was something an angry ex would say right after a breakup

a link to a buncha of random words i strung together?

you get an ointment that inhibits an enzyme required for hair growth, that strongly reduces hair growth

why

I think it easiest and best for most to just think in the same two we've had since the dawn of humanity.

I'd imagine it would only feel like a fuzzy shadow of a deja vu feeling. Unless something goes wrong and you get stuck or something. Then the bad feels happen when your physical form is being warped in 6 different dimensions simultaneously. Assuming all of your probabilities were aligned of course.

because he was being passive aggressive

you're killing me here
quite literally too


so basically one way or the other

guess i'll go with being a guy then

i'm assuming you've had this question before and are tired of it, thus the kill yourself bit

those don't exist? any specific names?

who knows

apparently, before the perfection of the slipspace engine, people were randomly prone to just disappearing off ships when the went into slipspace

like, entire ships would exit light, or not exit at all


they say, the human slipspace drive forcefully punches a hole into the fourth dimension, where as covenant technology surgically cuts a whole

that's why they can jump in-atmosphere, and enter and exit in the same solar system

gentlemen...

they do exist, and i forget, used to see it on inhouse pharmacy though

Klopf klopf, lass mich rein lass mich dein geheimnis sein

The possibilites of space travel using wormholes.

If it's just thrown the fuck together what in God's name has you thinking about worm holes? And don't be difficult.

Doubt.jpg

mentlegen


2spookeh


I didn't say to kill yourself

This will boil down to our recurring discussion of differing ideals of personal liberties.

*Forerunner
Covenant stole their drive design from the Forerunner ship on High Charity.

ok give me like 3 minutes

oh wait
it's the other guy
i'm too tired to be told to fuck off, please wait until tomorrow for full effects

hi

well, yes, but they kinda reproduced it and made it their own.

right though, that was why it was so good.

post your face gayboi

how

sprechen sie auf english bitte...


evenin grim... hows things


hai

next poster gets grim hugs

dont make me regret this

i made it all up

just watching generic science youtube videos: (like this)
youtube.com/watch?v=KFOgIijPWGY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

...

lol

lol

insta regret

;3c

IM NOT HUGGING YOU UNTIL YOU STOP BEING SO SASSY WITH ME

...

hi guys

You have to Grim
Be a man and honor your word.

gonna sleep soon
been talkin with friend in voice, havin a chill time

/hugs luka

Warum sollte ich ?

i may be a gayboy but i am too tired to post face


i suppose what i was really asking for then was just a way to permanently not have to shave my shit so much without using lasers

I disliked this man very quickly

...

i'm not sassy

i'm not doing anything really! :D

maybe its you that has convinced yourself of something about me maybe!
._.

i dunno...

burns do the trick also

microwave your flesh

...

chill time is good man. i just got home myself... headed in the chillish direction

long day?

...

Guys I think MattyB smoked weed and finally smashed some pussy
I mean it guys he probably joined a gang or some shit

[...] without ripping apart said solar system. Right.

Goddam I wish I stayed in school for theoretical physics so badly sometimes. I love the feeling I get thinking about this shit.

It's like the Bizarro version of that existential dread. Ahhh.


I don't think it's a safe idea to have 2 Deadpools.

whats up

I got all nervous when you said my name lol

But then I saw B

woops

...

fuck

Hi Matt

Du bist im labyrinth.

yeah, this is right up my nerd alley

brb doxing u

*hugs*


meh, i don't care.
it's all just mental floss really, to me.

just like flipping the channel on a tv, tune into whatever's on.

...

weil ich effd Ihre Mutter
AUF ENGLSH BITTE SCHON
SCHNITZELGRUBEN

All of the Covenant's races' homeworlds have/had major Forerunner outposts and ruins on them.
Their technology to even get spacefaring was modified from Forerunner stuff.
It's what made the human particularly impressive in that universe because we achieved it all on our own developments.
The Reclaimer trilogy retcons part of that.

I wouldn't call you that.
Your name's Elma.

as if you haven't already.

...

Elma you lied

You said you'd be asleep by the time I got home

do you remember the first time


do you remember how omg you felt

I have not
just have your fb c:

Links rechts gradeaus - links rechts gradeaus

dealing with idiots, yes


nm, hbu

yes

Keiner kann dir sagen, wer die guten und die bosen sind
mein verlornes Kind

It's okay, my name will be changed soon enough.


It would be different for you since we've met irl and touched tongues.


I had a mountain dew x_x


But we're not friends.

Is my thing public? brb

in this moment i love you

WE ARE FRIENDS NAO

making shitty pics in photoshop

Der Wahnsinn hat mich eingesperrt
Und deine Heile Welt verzerrt
Hat sich in deinen Kopf gepflanzt
Lauf, Kind, lauf, so schnell do kannst

I got all this Tequila that needs drinking

still going with the same one you told me?

never played anything past ODST/Reach
haven't touched that wars game either.

You go back to being ashamed of that right this minute young lady.

how the hek did you learn german

so heres an odd one.. I need 2.5 floffy disks and a disk reader.


how fun some ofthe shittiest shit i ever made was in photoshop. see pic.
this is in a folder I have named "abominations"

It better not be Patron or Cuervo.

wars is actually pretty good, a skirmish is a good way to kill half an hour.

ODST sucked.

Reach was the last real halo game, anything after that does not exist as far as i'm concerned

I kind of miss those days.

So I got home a little drunk, so what?

I shaved my beard off

:^)

you uploaded a webarchive file which can only be opened using safari

why you do this to me samchan
i trusted you
i trusted you
samchan

I'm a nazi

noope~


Tequila is evil.


I think I'm going with the traditional spelling, but yep! ^~^


F-fine.

It was one of the best campaigns in terms of difficulty and soundtrack.

ossum possum c:

wat
those are as old as portable CD players

...

The last thing i really played was SWAT
remember all the shootouts in the gravlift room?

heres some from my "voodoo" folder

that's so hot... >///

And if you ever mention what I was touching when we hugged goodbye
I'll do... I dunno, probably nothing, but I would still prefer that you not.

...

LOL
II REMEMBER YOTS

Nice

it was rather difficult, but after years of being a spartan 2, i can never forgive them for making me play as a shitty shock trooper. they're not much more than human.

Why does that exist?

It'll grow back, and even better this time.


Even more so when it grows back all even and shit.

Reiches (reiches)
Deutschland (Deutschland)
Wann wird dir der Spaß vergehn?
Wann wirst du verstehn?

SOTO

He actually looks better when clean shaven, test

It has grown on me and I think it will be more fun to do in cursive ;p


I'm trying to protect certain other people, not me.


Okay, I'm sorry.

just install safari silly...


im making a project of my old thinkpad, win 98os. no usb or ethernet support, modem only connect. because well why the fuck not

yes, i still play SWAT online, that and infection are my jams :3

people wondr why you never touch any weapon other than a DMR and a sword

that's why

those game types make you

Und ich lacht, und schrei.

I disagree.

That was kind of the point.
It was to put everything you did as John into perspective. An entire squad of ODSTs was barely managing to do basic missions against superior Covenant numbers while John was mowing through them across New Mombasa.

it was a silly thing to do whilst drunk posting

Sorry I changed my mind.
You can talk about whatever you want.
It just found it off-putting for a couple of minutes but I'm over it now.

i didn't like it. i get that, but it didn't resonate with me.

why have you forsaken me samchan

Sauza silver since Im on dat budget
Ive been on this for a while now


But it helps relieve stress


babbys first drinking and driving

Our evening still would have been like 800x better if my stupid sis in law didn't come home early that day. I was super pissed.

Mickey was the best part about ODST, though.

im fixing up this right now

You drink too much.

protip: installing safari to view a web archive doesnt make you a macfag

Klopf klopf, lass mich rein
Lass mich dein Geheimnis sein

wow dood

Satisfying.
haven't touched it myself in over 5 years though.

I've done it numerous times. Not proud of that.
YO, send me your address on fb cause I'll be going to your place on the 25th. Gonna spend like two days with you and Ian and then drive up through cali.

i am a mac fag and i'd never use that shit outside of my phone :')

we should play some luka

in retrospect it was a clever delayed troll

...

...

installing safari just to view silly thread archive will make me a fag

i don't have gold anymore.
plus i think my Elite's disk drive is on it's last legs.
barely got it to play Reach a few years ago.
soo much trouble trying to read a pristine disk.

...

...

Gomen, gomen.

Probably not. 2shy

...

Nein, du kannst nicht im kommen.

;-;

Yeah you were shy about just holding hands

95% of the pictures Im in I have some sort of alcoholic drink in my hand


yo Im pretty hype
Why my place tho? Its gonna be kinda embarrassing if you meet my drunk grandma

Im pretty sure you dont wanna crash with Ian tho, that niggas parents are Nazi's I swear

ay

Keiner kann dir sagen, welche Türen die richtigen sind


?

its like... getting free music from someone... they dont care what media playing app you use. the archives were created on a mac with safari, so to view the archives you must use safari. logic. or dont view the archives. logic.

when i took this video sotos sim was at the bar making a drink

...

rip, me~
anyways yeah, a game series like halo doesn't ever really leave you.
i understand those feels
played them soo much back then. (still got em all.)

...

Look, man. I really like this chick, okay? I don't need any shit from here infecting my irl relations. Can you please do me a favor and respect that without giving me shit? Please? It's really not personal, I removed all of the thread peeps I had from FB. Sorry man.


You were dragging me into the photo booth x_x


I am aware and I worry for you.

Kannst du spreche Deutsche? Ja? Nein?

...

It's fine not to trust me

I say as I am boiling inside because you distrust me

dont stop... im dumping oc for giggles.

Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, zehn

you can still play combat evolved online on PC c:

there is also a custom edition that you can add tags for like pelicans and stuff in

...

He literally didnt do anything
i dont get why they shot him :v]

...

I don't know anyone else over there. And yeah I thought since I won't be in Oregon until the 30th I could spend a couple days with you guys and party it up. Plus meeting you and Ian would be pretty chill. I'm leaving sometime in the morning and will probably be there in the evening.

...Maybe a little.
Bust before that I was mostly just holding your hand.

yeah, im havin fun
might make a few more

...

if you look at my reach file browser, i made a video of how to fly the pelican on New Alexandria.

Works for phantom too.

I gave you that


you have to understand
he is a silverback gorilla
those things are violent alpha males
kid could have been destroyed at any second

same

Kinda wanted to tc but no cam or mic and my sis is watching anime on the laptop

what a weeaboo


I am aware of my drinking problem but dont seem to do anything about it


tell all of /lewd/ to come shitpost on here so all of Holla Forums can get all buttravaged and rage over your hugbox cancer taking over these threads

It would be pretty lulz


I might be kinda broke since AX and everything else is gging my wallet

I'll scrape up enough money for us to drink though
I gotchu fam

I love Uchuu Patrol Luluco

I just don't want to press the wrong buttons on you again and have you do something bad in the heat of the moment.

It's really protecting me from me if you think about it. We both know I can be quite the cunt in a mood swing.


Yeah... That was a lot for me back then.

There is a very high chance I won't be living at my parent's house by the time you visit Lenko so maybe hold off planning for a bit

Right. That's the actual problem, m8.

kewl
mhm
anyways... i'mma go back to watchign some youtubes and lurking.

yo dog

lmao
its that hypnofrog from futurama


do it yourself faggot

based sodo

okioki

apparently I made scarlet feel like shit. All I did was tell the truth.


drift memes are my fav

I understand that feeling
but hen I walk into a building I don't want to face the danger of being gatted just because I'm alpha as fuck
my boy harambe was just teachin that lil nigga how rough it is on the streets aight

I think something like what you had suggested/wanted would have been way2much4you.

Not to mention you would have been mercilessly cyberbullied for having anything to do with yan cummies.

Yeah don't sweat it, I'll help pay for the alcohol too. We'll get TURNT UP.


You should just come kick it with Soto and I for a couple days. The date is set. I'm leaving Arizona on the 25th of July.

nah its a snip from yotsubato

tell her Grim said 3 more weeks HYPE


I have said multiple times thats a line I wont cross
I never dox friends or family of people I want to fucking destroy
only themselves
and even so
only way I would get like that is if you backstabbed me in some way and did something to cause permanent bads regarding our friendship

I was supposed to talkto you about that actually

Zeig dich nicht

I know, the frog just reminded me of hypnofrog though

this sounds bad

exploitable... whats picard looking at? go!

see

...

maybe a little

bleach obviously, sticking with tonight's theme

What did you SAY!?


True.


grab ur phone.

I mean, that's a solid backup plan

I have an interview for a job at the company my mom works for on Tuesday, they always hire referrals and I'd be moving up near LA for the job and renting witb roommates most likely. If they turn out to be cool then maybe we could hang there

what the fuck is this shit

...

I just told the truth about what it's been like living here with her and how it hasn't been great for me mental health wise

He's watching episode 3, The Naked Now.
Tasha Yar's underboobs.

...

lmao youre too white to make it on your own fam
You need a spine to survive

oh and a neck lmao


Its hard to stop drinking when it makes you feel good and my grandma always has alcohol and offers me some


yo sama how ya been dude?
its been a while


wow and here I thought you were cool enough to do me a favor


awwww yeah nigga
You already know
Its a bit before AX so this will be the pre turn up to the turn up


Awwww yeah, dude my imoputo and niece are going too and my imouto is cosplaying taiga and its so adorable

I just told the truth about what it's been like living here with her and how it hasn't been great for me mental health wise

...

...

[grabs]

I tried with gimp but I dunno how to import images and mess with layers on there so I give up

Thank God
I was really worried about my AIDS test
but It came back positive!
I passed! :D

We'll figure it out later, don't sweat the details. You hyped? You guys will see me drunk and wild lmao.

We'll figure it out later, don't sweat the details. You hyped? You guys will see me drunk and wild lmao.

loodz killed Holla Forums

again

That backwards cap.

Uh... no


Pretty damn hype yo.

She's gonna shank you now.

#Thug lyfe


So your will is weak then.


*eh em* Th-thanks

oh shit did you land that fancy job that isnt minimum wage?

What is minimum in California?

Webm made me laugh/

Hell yeah. I'm too excited. I'm probably never coming back to Arizona either.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

...

hey everyone

i'm back from work and here to lower the overall quality of this thread

Not yet. But I got a referral, and apparently they've never not hired someone that got a referral. And i'll be making more than you ;)

$10. It's going to go up by $1 every year for 5 years tho

Also the cost of living is stupid high

satan

kill yourself

...

...

oic. never mind then.


:(

Fucking finally

Like going to college should benefit you eventually, right? lmao

not u c:

I was thinking of trying to bluff my way into another raise again, but I don't want him to call me on it this time.

...

Hmm?

Yeah, for once it's more valuable than experience lol

oh man don't make it so, picard

stop


lol

wait so swedish fish has a penis?

were you unaware?

WARNING
DO NOT

Everyone has a penis, ESPECIALLY the girls

mfw all of you but yan failed to shoop da woop

...>also bad gateway, y u no cloudfare

niggers tongue my anus

go to sleep

...

...

true

I spit out my shot when I read "moby dick"

fuck you boo

that's perfectly good tequila gone to waste

also my shirt is gonna reek of alcohol now


I kinda hope Sabs has one tbh

its the weekend chocolate daddy
i dont like sleeping

...

...

fuck you nigger i do what a want

wait is that the shirt that has a loli neko on it drinking a craton of milk and spilling it all over herself?

I want to buy one so bad but dont know where to buy it

I would not care either way

whoa watch your mouth

no

it's 4:30am, I'm tired, and everybody hates me

what's the point in anything

IAN AND GRIM ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING READY?

GET HYPED NIGGERS

shut up. do you see me hating on you? i'm trying to be nice and you're going out of your way to call me a nigger.

The point is that you carry on so you can keep complaining about everything

Got a few hundred put away, let's fucking go

LEGGO I STILL HAVE MY 2015 PASS

you weebs and your cons...

I wanna do a con :/

...

are you fags gonna fucking cosplay too?

...

...

I dont think you understand her post

1

anime

convention

ree

i am perfectly happy not attending nerd cons

i'd end up in hospital from cringe induced whiplash

Or end up in the hospital for a drug overdose

Or for smashing cunts too hard

OR FROM PULLING TEETH OUT OF YOUR HEAD LIKE A GOD DAMN LUNATIC

nigger i have multiple mental illnesses leave me the fuck alone

i vote colby goes as samus to eff with grim

No no no

You're supposed to insult me back, not give legitimate reasons for things

He might go insane tbh

oh

uh

u r gay

...

get a little confused id wager...

Yeah well you're Scottish and your mother dresses you funny

See, much more enjoyable

MY MOTHER KILLED HERSELF

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TODAY ;~;

I went as jessica rabbit one year for Halloween... like 15 years ago.

ill tell ya.. i have the legs and ass for pumps.

post butt

"Purged" ;)

That happens more than you might think

Well now I'm just not sure if anything is safe to say at this point

Uh... Jesus loves you?

...

touché

i bet... lol


no faggot... do you even lift

It's a homovan

Rifk

I have found that phrase is the ultimate diffuser, aside from neckbeard holier than thou atheists

yeah I do

you're a homovan

am sleep

neenee

Nuh uh, Proto will vouch for me

Its 2am but I suddenly feel very awake.

nini

same fam

AM isn't here

Nico nico nee nee

Feeling awake at 2 in the morning? It must be opposite day.

Drink some coffee to get tired.

NIce man

Lol that looks awful

I wanna actually sleep tonight though.

Obviously.


You wouldn't go trick or treating with me?


10/10 post

knee

Brb gonna buy drinks

i sure would

but not at a convention

Coffee MAKES you tired on opposite day.

*sips coffee*

*passes out*

im a con elma

do me

eks dee

Gonna /bed now, Lenko go the fuck to sleep it's 2 AM

Thanks, I thought so too

Heads, shoulders knees and toes KNEES AND TOES

I won't fall for your lies.

nini

someone buy me a plane ticket and a con pass and ill drag as jessica rabbit...

listen to V a p e
youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k&index=23&list=RDBispkChfpfY


2 knee's

knee knee

Do you have halloween there?

I couldn't imagine how rad it would be to do schmalloween where Nessie is .///.


no pls.

...

of course we do ^^

japan

...

im from the US

i like anime

*cheekpuffs*

Let's do it.

DON'T DO THAT

always got a bed for you here welms, any time

youtube.com/watch?v=6uoWl3f7OKQ

im not too fond of anime, minus hentai
i've tried to get into it but i just dislike japanese storytelling i guess
also im not actually in japan

why not?

...

dunno
just needed something to say that matched the picture

...

owing to my carb and cheese only diet, i haven't done a solid poop in about a month

get out of the way spongebob!

pretty sure that's just a see food diet

sorry went to smoke a blunt and talk about anime with my onee-chan

ill continue then

no, i have restricted intake disorder, right now it's at one of those times where all i can eat is macaroni

nice name.

sounds a bit 'chirpy' for my tastes.


i'm fond of anime.
i like japanese style art work.

your flag is japanese

I hope you're talking about yours~

Pees are really high in fiber.

Of course they're fucking disgusting.

OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!


VPN to play Kancolle
yeah, their art is nice, but I'm just too fond of European stories and how they're done

*peas

Hoo doggy, nobody go drinking pee now

wew

in particular, this macaroni

i eat this with extra cheese, and nothing else right now


if you like c:


i like peas when i can eat them c:

awoooo

mmn. I bet you're super snuggly.

...

i like peas soup


i'm fond of fantasy & scifi storys

heh :3c


i like mushy peas with baked potato and extra butter usually c:

...

Hm

youtube.com/watch?v=upkYQqbrjSc


Ham and pea soup?

...

c:
yum

wow your diet is shit

Like I take care of myself since I know how I constantly fuck my body up with alcohol and drugs and stuff I keep a healthy diet to balance it out

nightly rmeinder

mushy pea dinner ^^

meh

youtube.com/watch?v=rDBbaGCCIhk

yea, simple and great.

I;m thinking about thos Beans :3


lmao, all these are crispy golden brown

at least i do eat right now

pic related, shit i had to do a couple of years ago

i got the munchies... for serious

My dinner ^^

Gonna try to get at least 4 hours of sleep I guess.

Nini threaders

Nini Erin~

...

eat food then nikka
also, saved

night welmies, sleep tight and sweet dreams

okay okay geez

Dont hate me for drinking Elma

nini

...

I'm worried I've linked you this before. Maybe not.

youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw

yooooooooooooooo

SOTO DON'T CLICK THAT

Was at

lmao, are these all just on some templates you have?

ok bye

lots and lots of them...

Later Welms.

Wow talk about depressing shitty music Test

...

ah, figures

oh wow im back in america

...

hmm ye

subtle flavour is what i was trying to think of.
simple and subtle
can be flavoured so many other ways too.

heard of this band before. havent listened yet, mogwai
what a funny name.

youtube.com/watch?v=sBzrzS1Ag_g

Welcome back

>youtube.com/watch?v=-q3RgbeQ-QY

boy you have all the disorders

is there a mental disorder you dont have?

i chose the high road and made a salad...

i don't think i have any kind of psychosis.

...

Hot video.

thanks
where's my burger


i wish i had the strength you do
i dislike salads, still, because I'm still a fucking child

Right here

I was listening to this and paused to listen to this
Its quite a drastic change

Going from Jap music talking about how a girl taking off her panties by herself means shes old enough to fuck to depressing indie music

mmmmm, burg
*chews very thoroughly on the burg*

i try not to keep any junk food in the house at all...

Well it was a mislink.

Don't saddle me with your weeb music either, I didn't mean to flaunt my shitty music.

enough of that...

i like it for the sound more.

here's one last one since i'm getting sleepy.
youtube.com/watch?v=qcOiJnWniWg

do you have overwatch?

ah
i've found that doesn't work for me
as I enjoy driving, and I had mommy's credit card to buy whatever food i want
I have a hard time buying clothes because of the candy they have by the registers.
I usually don't take anything out of shame though. Unless they have altoids, I usually get some of those.

hai ninjahkun...

I bought it just a couple days ago, yes.

Why?

altoids are good... theyre curiously strong

Can i have your battle.net id?

How about some funky nigger monkey screeches?

that's just the next step :^)

wish you didn't have to deal with so many problems

When you say mommy do you actually mean your mother or are you doing the same meme Ui and Scarlet both do?

...

You don't have Overwatch anyway, right? So why?

they are! They're also crunchy, that's why I like em.
I'm like a teething baby tbh


i mean my actual mother

He does

Someone bought it for him

don't be difficult.

Fuck this gay earth

like... gumming everything?

most the earth is straight

Alkeemist#1306

Hi

...

Guys

What if I was the guy providing Luka with everything this whole time just to get a reaction from everyone in this community

no, i just enjoy chewing on hard things, especially putting them in the space where my teeth split in two,

id go to AX just to kill you

You some kind of newfag?

sempai pls

why do people dislike luka so much


to where

added.

he pretended to be poor and starving and asked a bunch of people for food money

he spent it on league skins and subway

well that makes sense then... some sort of oral fixation

wow what a huge douchemonkey


hm... i do want to give a blowjob more than anything...
Interesting.

It's a meme around here.
no real credence, just another bandwagon.

i'll ask more people, don't worry
but it seems like everyone dislikes you, and im assuming it's not for no reason

The internet in general.

youtube.com/watch?v=JIuYQ_4TcXg

Its pretty justifiable to hate Luka tho

Even Test will agree with me

and he's white

i've been on 4chan since i was 13, so i don't fucking know because being a newfag is an arbitrary term and everyone thinks their definition is right


do you like that song or something?

...i like luka. well fuck there goes your bullshit theory

...

...

whoa
that's why i'll give him a chance!


hi


i dont' get it

i'm just a simple nice person, don't mind the haters, they just skew things anyways.
there's just a thing around here called drama
some people just wanna make it.
not me.

Certainly justifiable, but I try not to. Outside of Murder and Blood-chan Luka probably pisses me off more than any poster.

...

who is this baka person

who keeps buying luka games and shit

these questions and more will be answered tonight at 6

Jesus man, did you even TRY going outside?

do NOT defile my fucking husbando

bakayarou!

yeah, seems to be a lot of drama
it's gross


WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING OT TELL ME


im baka from /lewd/ and now im here


no
i hate being outside
it makes my skin itchy


you're going to have to be a lot more straightforward
who is your husbando and how did i defile him?


what?

going outside is so much fun

you're going to have to be more specific when you say "outside"
do you mean outside of my house, as in, in a different indoors area, or do you mean in the actual open air that trees and grasses are in

if you stay here too long
it will consume you.

yeah, gross. I don't wan't any part of it, and yet they somehow invent it.

lol soto and his trapwhore slaves...

lol i dunno. think im just getting slap happy

Are you that much of a shut in that you don't understand what outside is?
Damn I never knew it could get that bad

hopefully not, i dislike talking about people much anyways, i never did do it much


????????????????????????
how are you slapping anyone!
Do you mean being mean to me?
I DON'T GET IT???


no i just don't talk about going "outside" much so i don't know what you mean when you refer to it

oh god sotos alter egos are fighting

lmao

like tired giddyness...

oh, welcome

I'm the thread's punching bag, nice to meat you

oh my
*slaps you*
like that?

Tread lightly, think with a grain of salt.
nefarious things are about.

people talk about people here all the time though.

:)
hi, i'm luka
i'm not evil. *hugs*

was searching for my soto folder and found this... so posting

Im always fighting myself

thanks
nice to meet you!
Can I punch you?


alrighty, i will!
i haven't taken a shower in 4 days so
maybe don't hug me
you will smell bad after

found it!

this is the closest I have to a soto folder

...

Alright~

i'm sleepy, imma take a nap an listen to this. ^ ^

youtube.com/watch?v=fBGSJ3sbivI

stay safe! *pat pat*

mines not a folder persay... a random collection mixed in with all kinds of other shit is more like it. that is within a folder... so yea, a folder

it's 7 PM in japan
that means sleep time

lol poor guy I cucked him so hard
dude that feel when those pics are 3 yrs old

thank u based bird...

nite

dude... I have alot of hilarious shit with you. drunkallthefuckingtime makes forbgood comedy

god I miss that bird... god speed

*single manly tear

then this happened

DUDE NO ONE FUCKING BELIEVES ME WHEN I TELL THEM A BIRD JUST RANDOMLY SAT ON MY HEAD WHILE ON TC AND CHILLED THERE


Good times dude, good times
I've like known you for like 5 years now dude
Time flies

did you guys eff or what

HOLY SHIT DUDE, THAT WAS WHEN I FIRST KICKED IT WITH COLBS
MAN THATS ANCIENT

Also lmao no man, we drank and talked about shitposters and played vidya, it was pretty dope

its been crazy bro... lots of shit has happened

no, I'm a punching bag looking for love

make love not....fists

...

maaan

14/10 would still probably bang

Do you still smoke cigarettes bro?

flood detected, post discarded

having a cigar atp, but yes

#JustScootThings

P.S - Fucking shoot me.

P.P.S -Hi

.

hai doots

Posting memes I see.

well these fucks werent posting any...

That is jusr rude

iknorite... whats more rude is the clock right now

its 530am. im effing off to bed.. presently

You go and have some restful sleeps yo.

nite party ppl...


later scoots

nini

-hugs you instead-

I think my drinking is getting out opf hand

mornen dooty

Who else /can't stop the downward spiral of life/ here?

Just you.

good mormon ♥

Just fuck your brother, Fish.

I swear, Swedish Fish sohuld avatar as Fish Mooney from Gotham. I LEGIT always get her face flash up when I see/type fish out.
Thats obviously in the context of name use.
Like when I was speaking of Fish and chips earlier in the week I didnt suddenly see Mooney.
MOON.

Fish here are some tips

your brother wont fuck you unless youre hot

hot people are typically in shape

This next comment is not a jab at fish....

But ROUND is a shape.

fish has skinny face fat bod

it's close enough

lol

...

>when you have fat face fat bod

You don't seem so chunky when you were riding that dildo.

i'm like an apple product

unbelievably thin

bbc.co.uk/news/36510272


You are like spaghetti.

Mom's psaghetti

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