More of a horndog than I give myself credit for edition

more of a horndog than I give myself credit for edition

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trump

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ui and his harem of crazy traps have been the worse thing to ever happen to this thread
i hate them all
i hope that whole house burns down

good first post. tbh

k

If I were stuck on a desert island
With only that ass porn to masturbate to
My testicles would swell to ridiculous proportions

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at this rate with all of our luck this place is bound for a murder suicide

Time to expand your horizons then lol

Also fapping in the desert is a sure way for dehydration.

not if you eat your cum
very nutritious

But wouldn't you have a trap house if you got the chance ?

if u like nutty/crazy traps

u must be shitposting.

ilu 2

lol
too bad im a boy

lmao
those are some pretty dope rhymes though
I'd do the sex offender shuffle for fun

If only. No that would be too good, that would actually be doing some kind of service to the community if Murder committed suicide.

I've been spoiled and warped by internet porn.
I probably wouldn't masturbate, most of my time would effectively be spent either burying myself in the sand or making a noose.

I just get the clear stuff nowadays so I no longer bother with ingesting it.

Well, whose fault is that, dummy?

nobody really hates murder but you
and you only hate him because he bullies your crazy girlfriend

i would prefer real girls

dude. we did plenty talk on /lewd/
I already told u i didnt care

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttt

..,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

wadup

It's not a matter of closeness.
It's just something that loses meaning if it's not between someone that makes it special to you, the reason it became such a turn on in the first place.

i was trying to eat food
blegh
fucking gross

oh sorry
i forgot
i don't think we talked too much, maybe some cuz u wanted to fuck me

So.. secrecy is your fetish?

Still pretty fuckin' lame, diggy.

Yeah, but nobody really likes him, either.
He's just...there.

Partially yours for posting ass porn.

No you're wrong I hated Murder way back when he tried to e-date me, and absolutely no one but you actually tolerates him, but you're a slackjawed fuckwit who only talks about shit they know absolutely nothing about, so you wouldn't know that Boo.
No go lurk up a trap's skirt for some balls to suck on.

here come dat boi

i like murder
he/she's one of my love interests
very important stuff

so?

you literally wanted it, and I gave u pics of myself and u wanted everyone to fuck u too, slut.

You and Blood-chan. Those are the only two people that immediately come to mind that don't want Murder to shit his own guts out.

murder will admit to being mine.

No. Just that part of what makes a fetish great is the person that's spoiling you with it, because they're the one who got you to realize you find that particular thing such a turn on.

course I wanted it! I love cocks!
if you sent me pics where they at doe
yeah i want to fuck everyone, as i said, i love cocks

You brought it up!

I did no such thing.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

but I see your point.

so don't call me a pedo then

Is he wrong?

Multiple times.

but i like calling older guys pedo
it's fun and it makes me feel better about getting old
I'm going to be 17 dude, it fucking blows a dick

Nope
They Both Are

I like the fat guy

Wasn't me.

underage b&

get out, come back when you're 18

Hi, Erin.

Yan, post more 2d guro.

At heart, I'm just a sappy romantic about shit like that.

i liked the guy who's ex framed him, "IM NOT LIKE THESE PEOPLE"
i fucking died

hm... no?

I would say I died to but I've been dead on the inside for YEARS

I must be thinking of a different Welms from the previous thread.
And TCs. And in private.

BAN THE UNDERAGE FILTH

it ruins a good time for the adults when there are teeniboppers hanging around.

heya welms hunni, how you today?

I, too, am a hopeless romantic type. It sucks 99.9% of the time.

Any requests?

If men can be women, why can't teens be adults?

bebop do ur job............

that's depressing
your insides can't be revived

everyone is having a nice time, i think it just makes you jealous that you're old and gross

If Gender and Biological Sex are two different things, why can't the Sun be a Poptart?

never mention me in a sentence with bc

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bebop will soon become tyrannical i predict

I have about 8 images of that character I think.
Lots of blood, no internal organs is my preference. Pained or blissful expression is fine~

You must be x///x

And that was hardly porn in the last thread.

That old .gif on the other hand...

Still awake from Friday.

Cause that's 4th dimensional shit, m8. You'd have to be a 5th dimensional being to move freely through time.

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elmabanana.gif
who has it

Blood Bath

What you mean Spread Eagle Welms?
That's ancient history, I don't think anyone even remembers that.

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I remember a pic of Misha similar to this.
Saved.

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oh, you okay? :s

get some sleep yo

erin you shouldnt have much say in public opinion when you literally went off your rocker and attacked someone for no reason

this was not what i was
i-is this you

I was very much hoping you'd notice that you are in a camp with him and feel some guilt.

You're thinking of this.

Nice quads.
Hey I remember that mirror!

We need more liberal time travel laws. This atmosphere of linear time is threatening to my personal internal discord of physical age and soul age.

Can't handle the heat, block the kitchen I guess.

i have no say in public opinion boo, only the same limited influence everybody else does.

There he goes
Sucking balls again

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Is this at me?

Just worried or some shit.

No sleep til Brooklyn.

Plus, now you're here, so I shall remain.

HEY!

I have that dildo

because u told me it was good and I bought it.

yes

AHAHA!! I forgot about that!

I should pull that bad larry out at some point. Haven't used it since 2013

Fuck that dude buy a new one
One of those fancy ones with the posh frames
Preferably one that has a spooky ghost curse that will bring you cute Scottish red heads.

Oh, you must have some proof that Blood-chan is a girl then.

That's helpful, I've been so full of doubt for so long.

Please. Present it.

elma babes, you can't be losing sleep to worry, that's a bullet train to an early grave

wanna talk in private or anything?

The paperwork takes literally forever to fill out, but at least they get back to you within infinite business days.

I thought you had it named as like "the pickle tickle" or something when it kept getting posted.

it isnt bad tbh.

it sucked at first cause all the veins, but I have grown to enjoy it.

The reason most people don't know is because blood-chan only gives it to people she trusts.

I was blood chan all along

Did she mail you one of her periods or something?

Alrighty then.

Shut up Grim

Wow. What are you, a bigot?

Believe me, there's proof. I can prove it. Just not to you with any proof. But it exists. And I have it.

oh my

I already found a cute scottish red head.

Her tongue ring fits nicely between mine even ;3

The early grave thing is what I'm worried about.

These violent crimes are creeping into my peace of mind. This town sucks and will only keep getting worse. I'm basically just scared and it's my first time feeling these feels and it's freaking me out.

LOL yes!

I thought that was you.

shaving the carrot or something.

Yeah I'm too toight for it is the problem.

What?

I recognized dat ass and dat dildo

c:

I read this as violent creampies

Nah. My filenames were generally shit that only makes sense to me because of their jumps in logic to even connect the two.

Grom, that's lewd.

I know
I want to violently creampie someone

Which is also probably correct, violent sexual assault is likely also on the rise.

well
it can be consensual
the act itself is violent

oh fucking hell ( ._.)

what are the prospects for moving?

i read what u said as "these violent creampies are creeping into my ass and mind."

Good afternoon

I like to imagine that the idea the human species is getting dumber is just fear-mongering, but to believe that I have to believe we were this stupid tens of thousands of years ago in the wild and somehow our ancestors didn't all collectively choke on their own vomit and get eaten by saber cats.

The worst kind.

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Hey Uii~

Hmm. Yeah, I legit thought that was you spamming that all thread every thread.

I feel like I ignored it like a champ tbh

*tentatively raises hand*

Uh, not for a while. I kinda have all my money wrapped up with rent and buying a car atm.

And then I'd need to find a new job and place elsewhere with comparable pay rate.

I just don't have the time for all this shit on top of all my other shit. My plate is too full and I'm stressed out as it is x_x

overly tan white and blonde.

3/10

reminder I am very hairy

how do I get in contact with cartells so I can buy fuck tons of brick weed in AZ and make a fuck ton of edibles.

should be interesting, maybe it'll convince her to drive out to colorado sometimes and get some shit from a dispensary

If he says he's a 15 year old girl who's in school despite posting all day everyday throughout the week, why don't you believe him?
Is it because he's a woman, bigot?

dude srs?

do u need an answer for that?

hm,...

i like how animus has enough people as to where you can be pretty anonymous but people still pay attention to you because they're bored

also

Grim, all penetrative sex is rape. You know better than that. Don't you live near Columbia University?

Hi there

You have to remember how fucking stupid all animals are too. That we were able to hunt them is fucking embarrassing.

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reminder that I would powerbottom

well, at least it seems like the means are coming together.

you'll be fine, and on your way out before you know it.

love you welms~

I even forget the reason for why I named most of my files what they are.
I don't know who even capped it to begin with since I don't think MFF was a poster in our threads at that time to have even recorded the TC.

I don't suppose the answer is "walk closer to the border and ask for weed from every hispanic til one of em shows me shit"

Not sure if meta-whining is any better :c

hey daisy
i kinda moved here maybe

seems like you're up to a lot of thinkin

5\10 facial hair

Do you know who I am?

you're ui!

Hey kaybe.

ui the trap king

hi

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i go like memes
i become more and more meta until the original intent is lost and i either end up living or killing myself

eeeh, it's less dead but less comfy feeling
everyone wants to have sexual internet chats with you or act really gay
preferably both

...

10/10

you know my tastes

Slowly but surely.

Thanks, Erin, love you xoxo

How's your morning so far?

It doesn't matter. It's over with. I'm a different person now.

wait shit I could just make money doing that.

buy cheap af brick weed from the cartell, make edibles, and sell them to people.

aw shiet is this how I become a drug dealer

That is an awful picture. You have bad taste.

Hello Baka baka!

i like that about this
people want to have e-sex-chats with you and act gay
have you gotten a hobby or anything

yes, hello Australian clockwork.
Whats the haps, guy?

Okay I'm leaving now bye Clockwork

enjopy the assasination

okay i gessu, still to get my tea and stuff, but i put the heating on and it's lovely and comfy ^^

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part 1

what

I hope you won't take offense at this but I'm not going to flirt back or insinuate anything lewd.
It's not that I don't think you're attractive, I just think it's a bad idea.
But you have fun with that.

Fair enough.
Wasn't something I wanted to linger on or anything.

The joke was the disturbing small and weird looking penis.

I woke up and then I jump into a pit of fire.

Byebye

I can only think of "Black Mage" when I see BM.

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng dat yukata

1112/10

whoa
that's hardcore
are you a hardcore guy?

a BM is a poo

i got a job
and i got vidya
but there's something about irrational negative thoughts that shits on everything

every single thing

also

eh, expected and maybe the right thing to do

hard to just snap out of it though

Good chat.

I think so. I usually play hardcore whenever I did fallout new vegas.

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Who is Blue Moon anyway?

That sounds wonderful.

Peel my skinny jeans off for me. I wanna get under the covers~

OH WAIT DID YOU MEAN ERIN?!

I was talking about irl.

Gomen gomen, I'm so confused!

Cool. I kinda feel bad for posting those now, but they didn't necessarily get negative attention so meh.

I do weird shit sometimes. You were supposed to prevent this.

bluemoon is an oldfag.

ui I'm serious.

fuck you flood detection, you aint shit

ahahahaha

and i didn't think I was flirting

*slips down your jeans and tugs them over your feets*

sheit

nigggaaaaa

ooh how old is it to be an oldfag

pause for laughter

i came here because /lewd/ is pretty dead at the moment and you nerds are likely to not be affected by my thinking out loud

blue moon is Kaybe, from gfur.

he is a contrary little sadsack who is impossible to have a nice conversation with.

alice era

I'm not gonna have any money in az for like 6 months. I'm white, I'll never be stopped for drug searches

I'd say it's impossible. Sounds like you're doing the best you can though, and that's pretty commendable considering what you've got going on in that noggin.
I'd pat you on the back if I could, but y'know... internet...
I've not really done anything to get myself where I want to be in life, so you've got that on me.

hahaha poopie

whoa
that's really fucking hardcore
do you drink 100% alcohol aswell?

I fucking ruin lewd

I think he's funny.

I think we all have moments we regret, usually while inebriated.

Yes because I am an unstoppable machine.

if u dont got money u wont get any drugs, also ur ull get raped by cartel.

hmmm mayube somebody youy know has connections

that speaks more to your sense of humor than kaybe's personality.

I blushed like an idiot at that

What is happening to me asdajshdgoaiuhdba

OOOH.

Iunno he played along with my 5th dimensional stuff, so that was a brownie point.

Lucky for some, you can use that as an excuse. I don't have such a luxury anymore.

wow
do you have machine parts?
clockwork, how did you even become THIS fucking coolio?

He's pleasant to me

Sarcastic as hell, but then so am I

So far you're the only person who's reacted to him this negatively here.

Does that speak to your thin skin or his personality?

I used to get a pound fronted, so iunno. If it's brick weed you might be able to get more. Depends on who you know though obviously.

I was actually talking about that one girl who was on Doctor Who and then did a movie about a spooky mirror.

I don't know anybody. kinda hard to deal drugs when you don't have friends

I was born created this way.

oh you.

brb, time for tea

christ...

O-oh... Miscommunications all around.

I don't watch anything so I don't typically get references like that, sorry x_x

I have cut back a lot too, thankfully.
Tonight all I've had is some matcha.

did you say born?
I could've sworn you said born.
I don't think really cool robots are born, clockwork.
Are you fucking lying to me?

matcha?

I had a mt. dew^^

I am surprisingly coherent for being blazed to fuck

being blazed doesn't affect that you pleb

it affects noobs

*sigh*

Would I lie to you?

A type of Jap green tea where it's the tea leaves with the stems and veins removed then ground into a powder.

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you just have to keep going
the thought which makes me feel better somehow is that if i really wanted to die, i could've done it
and i still can
it's complicated, but in short, i'm not dead yet

you don't, it's just a different smaller crowd there
it's hard to explain really, i don't think i could have a serious conversation here without someone going 'lol just enjoy life man'

I meant that I run it.

yttou could say i'm the man in the shadows

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I wish it was easier to do 6v6 online Pogeyman battles with strangers on the 3DS

image

I think my tolerance died during egodeath
this weed has gotten me up to super high from one hit and FAST

i don't know you that well so i don't know
how do i know you wouldn't lie to me?

yeah, that makes sense
i have the same thought sometimes

hi

what do you want?

i'll fucking ban u on lewd

I'll remove your veins :3

just sounds like you're embellishing your high like you do with your woes *shrugs*

That's not so hard to understand.

My mama told me when I was young, we're all born superstars.

no, i'm actually pretty fucked.

k

I get good weeds lmao

I kind of need those.

blue moon is kaybe

[Breaking news]

it's ok, most of your attention is diverted to fucking traps and/or getting high so it's like an absent boss really

sadshit is sadshit, but i guess you either get over it (eventually) or die
or you can wallow in it like i do, though only occasionally
now time to figure out the balance between isolating myself and feeling sad and talking to everyone but hating everyone i talk to

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I was just reminded of that Gary Busey quote where he's like "Sdjhgaoisdhao I WILL RIP OUT UR ENDOCRINE SYSTEM RAWR"

what a spaz

Thanks.

why would you do that
also if you did that right now it'd be on this ip and not my real one

I'm just saying hi you fuck
jesus FUCKING christ

is that a smash mouth lyric? It sounds like a smash mouth lyric.
I love smash mouth.

That's just what life is, a balance of things.
Why would you hate everyone you talk to?

Ay bitch

shhh
i wanna feel superior here

hi biard

This is why we need sex ed in schools.

Nani kore?

Can we gas all the trannies yet

At least he chose probably the most labor intensive one to remove so you know it's a real threat.

what do you do there?

what else is there to do?

i wanna drink drink drink
start a fight fight

i wanna shout and scream
i wanna die

i wanna be arrested
i wanna be molested

AND I DAMAGED MY BRAIN
NEXT WEEKEND LETS DO IT AGAIN

Isn't that most of what you do here?

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(Nin)

lethal what?

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you know
smash mouth
they made the famous song All Star
it's a great song, probably one of my top 5 songs

hi lewdcake

that's fucked up

bizzle

...

it isn't even....

it just makes u lose connection and shows u my luls

kill yourself

I don't know.

can't sell anything if you can't get anything fam

The only threat is his acting

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Let's set up a pay per view fight. you vs me

you can even rip my clothes off like you did that other chump^^

oh
huh
that's really fucked up dude

whoa
that's also really fucked up
you're fucked, dude

oh
huh
what do you know if yuou don't know smash mouth

i dunno why you have to cash up

usually i'd get an ounce on tick, then you're paying per oscar in arrears

well, not like, conscious hate
i mean everyone is a hypocrite to some extent simply due to changing situations
it's more like i get depressed and then i sort of turn it outward in the form of angry thoughts towards others
which leads to bad situations in general
which leads to isolation and further depression

it's weird

yes and no
i feed my ego by being unnecessarily 'smurt' and shit and making fun of people
i also have an angry catharsis in it

i'm sure if i knew more about you guys i would get my self-imposed superiority complex shat on

all of you ipv6's are uploaded to darkweb

I see. Apologies.

heloo helloo what is up ?
a friend of mine just left

ok, you should still kill yourself

Has he even done anything other than like shitty Celebrity [thing] reality TV shows in the last decade?

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You know we're superstars. We R who we R.

oh
i just get angry for no reason and do it at people
dunno about people being hypocrites though

listening to smash mouth and cringing at the stench of my balls

whoa dude, you need someone to talk to?
It's not your fault man, it's not your fault.

Thanks

thanks!
i would call you fam but that's a meme

I love that smell

He probably got into more motorcycle accidents. (Not a meme)

this pic always turns me on

what?

holy shit its daisy

Erin I love you

ban the underages

elma

you don't need such a shoddy excuse to have me rip your clothes off dear

I'm totally gonna make that bunny hoodie

same
i meant cringing with pleasure
is it wrong to masturbate to yourself

what

When the "motorcycle accident" thing started about Uiharu, I always just pictured it as Ben Roethlisberger.

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I love you too nick babes ^^

it's a joke m8

DO IT

dat webm, right amy?

O-oh...

I mean I'd take them off and neatly fold them myself if that's the case~

Baka's like 16

A lot of that animal themed stuff exists already and you can just order it.
Someone I know wears some.

that's probably the truth

i just make up reasons for it, which makes it all the more rational and satisfying when i berate them in my head

sup
i'm still working out the concept of casual sex being comfortable, please wait until i either have a convo with my psych about it or think about it until i get comfortable with it

Being underage here isn't against the rules?

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s-seventeen in a month!

it is

i've been screaming for a ban all morning

how does that work again

Just telling you what he's referring to.

Sister of mine
How is the day :3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BEN ROETHLESBERGER JOKES

PITTSBURGH STEELER MMES

That's so hot >///

♥ -holds hands in public-

You would think that any nsfw board would ban underage posters but OH WELL

Someone who's on the receiving end doing all the work.

no it's not it's disgusting

*hides behind a lamp post and throws soggy mcdonalds burgers at you*

I'll need to get the supplies first. I'd like to alter my lolita dress before I start any new projects too though.

M-maybe I'll make you the bear one if I remember how to sew good ;3

I always liked the idea of making my own clothes and I've been meaning to get a hobby, so I'd like to do it.

Plus the chances of accidental needle pokes kinda excites me.

I'm gonna use you to churn my butt butter ROGL

ew sorry I'd do all the work, yeah what sushi said.

That's an internal contradiction I think...

he's using a tricky proxy tho XD

how will he be banned

its not

i am trying to get him to admit to being autistic

yeah
why
back in my day you had to pretend to be legal age
it's not that hard

Well I guess if I was lazy I'd appreciate that?
idunno

Internal like anal.

Are you not lazy?

Fair enough.
Have fun with that.

Not at all.
The one getting dicked is the one doing all the work.

I've been feeling pretty sick lately

Sick in the head?

You are.

HIGH WAY TO THE
DANGER ZONE

How dismissive.

Do you have any hobbies?

why would i do that, these chucklefucks haven't even touched me and yet I've said that I'm underage multiple times

do you have aids?

no dont dooo it

well hopefully you get to doing less disgusting things my man
I'm bout to get my mad munch on

Erin buy me this hoodie

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I want a bunny one.
lolita dressies are based

-kissu-

TAKE YOU RIGHT IN TO THE
DANGER ZONE

in the bedroom?
rarely

...

what exactly is the sick?

like take a fucking shower
yeah hopefully i do that
mad munch... midnight snack?

i would if it wasn't like a mission pounds :/

i have rent arrears to pay again

I am worried : (

mission?

million*

top gun is a bannable offence

Or
Or
You could buy me the cute hoodie

It's 2 a.m
Time for some Spaghetti
Enjoy your shower lol
I always love taking showers
and sleeping

Wooper
will you buy me a
subway sandwhich?

if it's liek £20 sure

I heard midnight snack and instantly had flashbacks

He literally just said the opposite.

Yes
ilu Bard

Oh, so you're considering the bottom to be just the one being penetrated. My mistake, I think of it somewhat differently.

?

im not taking a shower right now

to what

What if I gib u da pussi?

WTSnacks...

haha yeah the kids these days

bard
can you buy me a bard?

i'm too tired for this shit you outdated chemist

this changes nothing

my doge is having dreams :3c

didnt he died

rip

SNACKS AINT SHIT
BARD IN DAT BITCH

These days?
Not too many. Most of the time I'm just doing random things like playing something, occasionally reading, doing coursework, or stuff related my "job". The closest thing to a dedicated hobby these days is just like horticulture type shit because I find it oddly relaxing and nostalgic.

nufags

he has a website and regularly posts to it iirc

You sure can
If you're a smooth talker I'm cheaper ;)

no.
He just doesnt respond to me anymore or anyone really.

he still does his weekly broadcast of midnight snacks

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REALLY??

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i feel so sorry for murrican trannies who have to take spironolactone while UK ones get cyproterone

sucks

You didn't want subway at all Bard
you were just memeing me

yeah babe c:

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reported to fbi, cia, and your mom

Some of Eliot's lesser stuff is the only thing I've read in the last week.

no someone did
i did it
you got fucking pranked, asshole
*drives away*

so yes, you do cry?
Very sad, a man losing his friends to nothing except their own will.

the UK is ran by satanistic monarchists with bad teeth though.

HIGH
WAY
TO
THE
DANGER
ZONE

I'm gonna go look for a cheaper one

pls be gentle

T-thanks but subway is closed >////<
I appreciate it though

No my Sim not me.

Its more important

same

i didn't mean to patronize you with the search results

aaaa
i'm sleepy

fun fact: statistically, the UK has better dental health than america.

myths be mythin.

okioki

Okay.

it's all that meth and crack, they ruin your teeth

we don't really do that shit

OK

spiro a shit
cypertone being legal in amerifca WHEN

Battleborn's main problem is that it came out at the same time as Overwatch.
It's second biggest problem though, is that the game doesn't really work out.
Gearbox tried to double dip into the genres. They wanted a shooter and they wanted a moba, so they double dipped from the pussy into the ass.

And the result is just a yeast infection.

it's adjusted for relativity silly

percentages

LOL wth is going on in this gif???

:| I'm sorry, but I don't really know authors lol

Oh well.

would u really tho if i asked u

you can't get accurate answers like that.

for some reason you're food and drug administration thinks using a diuretic off label as an AA is fine, but doesn't trust cypro

it's retarded

i feel for youu.

lol

I was just asking who you are because I have no idea.

britbongs have bad teeth and you can't try to argue it

Yeah sure why not bb

okay

wow

didn't think being corrected would get you this defensive dude :s

My nigga my nigga my nigga my mofuccking
nigga

T. S. Eliot.
I'm sure you read The Waste Land in high school.

that is like calling trump a racist....

nope.

He got turf burn so he's getting sprayed with coolant spray to numb it.

part of me considers trying to find a medical insurance that lets me buy and ship cyprotone from europe abd reimburses me for the cost.

Trump is a racist

methinks the lady doeth protest too much

Aw gee shucks

I only read Slaughterhouse Five and a couple books in Fantasy Lit. and sparknotes the rest, but that one wasn't on the list at all.

show me the carfox

fucking eliot
i love him so much but fucking eliot

you can maybe get finasteride, or whatever they use to chemically castrate sex offenders these days if you specifically ask to not get spiro, idk

Does it work better?

Maybe I will buy you some too one of these days on a payudy

My dad said so and everything my dad says is the truth

finasteride is regularly used for male pattern baldness, getting that isn't too much of a stretch even in the US i think

That actually happenes?
They turn sex offenders into trannies???????

finasteride isn't all that great either, and the initial hair loss that comes with it is scary af

fuck hair loss. I like my goldylocks

...

I don't like subway

yeah, basically all antiandrogens are on some level synthetic progestins, just with spironolactone, it is so many things before it's a progestin that it's use as an AA is mindboggling

literally anything more specific is much better

Pretty much every single line of The Waste Land is a reference to another work or popular culture of its time.
Even all the shit Ezra Pound gutted from it so it was less verbose for verbosity's sake.
Even then, some of the same lines and ordering of them are in and of itself a reference to something else.

oh, i had no idea it cause initial hair loss, wow

any idea why? :s

Damn what?
what kind of fast food do you eat

that's eliot for you
have you read the four quartets?

also spiro tastes and smells like absolute shit, i find it difficult to swallow

it's just a side effect. there's an initial period of hair loss but it goes away after a month or so

Interdasting.

TRIGGERED

thank god I've ben legit almost a year and a half now

Just preparing the trans to be good at being trans
They will have to swallow alot of
difficult things

I think it smells good :3

It does tend to stick though.

Vonnegut is amusing to read because of the odd logic jumps and breaks in a sentence.
It's organic but so unnatural.

Pretty sure god has nothing to do with it though.

weird

the name does suggest it's one of the rare AAs that isn't a progestin tho, maybe it has some weird allosteric action not related to androgen receptor blockade

i get cypro on the NHS dude

hue

the smell is almost minty, but see once you realise what it tastes like, that smell is never the same again

at least imo

yeah, it smells like mint to me

I didn't really find it unnatural cause I feel like that's how I talk irl lol I'm all over the place when I actually get into a subject. Sometimes so much so that I'll just have to abandon the topic altogether cause I don't know where to start or go.

My stream of consciousness is just a fucked up messy-ass flowchart basically lol

wait are we all trannies here

it's like it's a fashion trend now, except with muh mental implications

It just tastes like any other bitter ass pill. The mint is just a bonus.

I'm a tranny

i like some of you
don't come to Orlando tomorrow

I'm a CIS
MALE

user confirmed for ISIS

Edgy.

This is Vonnegut and I always post it.

Yeah, it's in the bound collection I've been reading.
I almost always go into something by Eliot completely blind then use his footnotes on the second read, and then other commentary on it to see even more of the references that he leaves unmentioned in the footnotes.

That's pretty much the entire purpose of Slaughterhouse Five's style: it's so wrong from how ordered we usually read literature and our human need for categorization but everything about it specifically cannot fall into either broad or obtuse classifications.

...

all the cool kids anyway.

Chinese, Thai, Breakfast food, Cheeseburgers, People. You know, the usual.

Nice thanks for the heads up

oh neat
how do you like it? doesn't your sex drive sort of keel over and die unless you get a nova vagina?

fucking get out

reeee

i am shit at reading poetry and footnotes, so meh, i can't really keep up a conversation with you entirely

just wondering if any of that was not references

you too? i forget

BITE IT CIS SCUM

also, this guy was from NH. represent 603!

He's a cool dude.

yes, pic was me

lel

it''s neo vagina

My loins are on fire.

good morning erin

Hey

I'm cool

who else /non-op tranny/ here

i try to masturbte but i don't have enoug to one and when i cum it isn't whole and my masturbate is fire

um

hi

again

me.

oh man, that's the video of him eating poo

MY masturebate is also fire

...

noice
i dunno, i've always just been wary of it
it's a spoopy prospect as well as identity messing

also
ROMANUMS

in a good way or bad way?

Only dainty and pretty women can respond to this point

.

I just hate my balls, but don't want a vag. does that count?

Uhh wat

...

When my masturbate drops you gotta call 911 because its fire fam.

If my cum was whole it would be like a bomb

...

Wow test

tsuchi post test in a few years

...

Grim?
More like Kim.
Cause you're a girl.
B-)

...

I'm a butch tranny lesbian, does that count?

...

that's me dude

Oh hey Ive heard of that nigga
thats pretty cool
I'm from the 319 here

...

...

like shit
what are trannies doing when they get old
what made them do it or at least you personally
do you just not refer to the time before you got on the various hormones

wait so you cum and rap at the same time?
woah

It is, yeah.
But not as bad as most of his stuff.
If Eliot wrote it, it will generally contain allusions even his contemporaries would not have picked up but at the same time, there's so many that almost everyone will pick up on a good bit of them as they read it.

Ronnie James Dio was from here too. RIP

you must verify this

ayyyyyyyyyy

...

PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER

what point?

So a dude that looks like a dude that likes girls?
Yeah, that really sounds like a lesbian.

I'm very skilled

why the uhm
rude

OHOHO I KNEW TSUCHI COULDN'T HOLD ON FOR LONG

whatta fag

the only cis male I've been with passed out halfway through a handey. this is me, I put 0 effort into my appearance.

then again this is coming straight out of egodeath.

ill make you feel like a girl girl

OH MY FUCKING GOD LUKA JUST BROKE CHARACTER AND DELETED THE MESSAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's funny cause for a group that doesn't like labels they like to have a label for every nuance.

I had three pizzas today

...

pics nao

I had three blueberies!

Coincidence? I think not.

The illuminati is among us.

...

I don't even know if she knows how weird it sounded.

What?

wat

of all the trannies sara still makes my nipples hardest

then elma

I doubt it.

I'm sure it sounded kawaii af with that accent though.

When did you become a trap?

Just you wait~

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He was all like "I am removing myself from any prior dispositions you have and have moved on from this. I don't care anymore"

OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
CUZ I WAS WATCHING ANIME WITH A QT AND SHE LOCKED THE ROOM SO IT WAS JUST US ONCE LUKA JOINED

The tumblr tier ones have like 5000 made up terms for identical fictitious things then autism when you use the wrong one.