DedSec

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you are 3D. now go ahead and cry about that .

i want to know this too, i'm a mid 20s dude on the east coast so maybe i'm just disconnected from younger west coast culture, but our local hipsters definitely don't look like this

i mean its ubisoft as well so i don't put it past them to have missed the fucking mark on what's hip and cool anyway

No wonder the clothes are fucked up, a team full of women would have no sense for practicality in clothing.

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I don't know how to feel about this

ha, why do you care about two kikes

another fucking white male. This was supposed to be my multicultural game fix

Market a game to a sub culture and you can expect sub sales.

He's in a lot of lefty shit as an ironic hire because dude weed lmao

That is what I don't get.

Is there actually someone out there who wants to be a nigger hacker? Even normalfags can't visualize a nigger being a hacker. It's fucking retarded.

Is there actually someone out there who wants to be a nigger?

The GTA series is a pretty fun nigger simulator, just saying

i don't mind having to play as a nigger, but playing as a ubisofts vision of a hacker doesn't' sound fun

that character isn't even a nigger, i can barely consider him black because he's the "Safe black" character. a trope that's on the rise really, just a black guy character with no defining traits whatsoever, he probably comes off as friendly and nice, fights the bad guys, and has no habits or character definition beyond that because if they made him more "black" it would be considered stereotyping, and if they made him less "black" it would be whitewashing or some shit

no ones going to remember this character because they played it safe with him.

smh fam tbh, no luv fo us kangz

Who even buys ubisoft shit?
FUCK

He kinda reminds me of Beard from HLM.
That faggot with the mask probably fucks his little robot. Or maybe the other way around?

i bought rainbow six siege on sale, i can't think of anything else especially from their AAA titles worth any money though

and i hate myself for giving ubi money for siege even if i really really enjoy the game

lol wut

I don't think she's actually meant to be a moslem, she just has a stupid hat.

i don't think its a full blown hijab(?) otherwise hair would be covered or you'd be subject to being beaten to death with a rock as an honor killing

but it is a popular trend with some hipster white girls to wear that kind of pseudo-hijab

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION?!

even worse, its a non-muslim wearing something that just kind of LOOKS LIKE a head covering

it is part of a half measure to normalize head coverings and subvert white culture

youtube video very related

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I feel like the hipster fashion is held back by the intense, concentrated degeneracy of the people that wear it. A good portion of the people in that video don't look half bad, but some of them really do (See Ginger-in-a-V-neck and hipster-glasses-green-shirt)

There's tons of hilarious nigger characters I like. I'm talking about a nigger hacker specifically.

Eh, my second friend/social group were these people. They are all dead inside.

The only question is whether Ebin Meme Mask Man is a top or bottom.

you can create a fun nigger character if you aren't afraid to give them a little bit of nig to make a character that people will enjoy and remember

the "safe" black character is a waste of the paper they drew him out on

Big Bo is the fucking man, and in a strange way a brilliant way to get the player to view him as the most trustworthy team member and actually a long time friend of dan because you get positive points from Bo no matter what choices you pick

That guy looks way too white for dreadlocks, I hope they catch shit for it and eat their own. Sure they'll excuse it as he's some form of "asian" or something.

Good. You should hate yourself for really really'ing it too but fuck any semblance of taste these days maybe it's the closest thing left to decent.

The only "fun" nigger characters are the ones that fully embrace their subhuman nature. There are very few of those.

Also, playing as a nigger is to accept the cuckolding.

With a game like this, it's not about him being remembered even though you are correct in saying he won't be. Think about what this game is about, a "multicultural team of various faiths and beliefs" or whatever they stick on every Asscreed game versus a media mogul who totally isn't Donald Trump. Though not-Trump isn't quite as important as showing all these different people coming together to stop him from whatever it is he's supposed to be trying to do, the "good guys" are the real focus here. Just displaying them together with the nig front and center is enough.

Wow, this thread got actual replies.

Rip fucking Holla Forums you neo faggots can have it.

Bye

siege is like the only alive multiplayer game that does SWAT/CTU style shit so maybe i am just enjoying it because its all i've got

yeah there's counter strike but it doesn't have breach charges and rappelling

How does it feel to live with a fence post jammed up your ass.

Check his ID. He's OP, he's probably just baiting

its obvious this is a shill thread
but it's not like I'm going to buy this trash

it's like ubisoft is trying so hard to be cool, but they don't realize the people making these games aren't cool. Hell, they aren't even the nerdy fucks that know what other nerdy fucks like.

Are you sure it's not T-Dog or whatever his name was from the first game?

emoticon eyes is kind of moe.

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I hope the terrorist known as Holla Forums will murder the hacker known as 4chan.

feminazis are pro muslims, as in oldschool muslims with a man having 5 wives and shit, they only ever attack christianity

You mean women never covered their heads before Islam came to Europe? Don't get me wrong, the Managers are undoubtedly trying to encourage elements of Islamic culture to become normalized, but all they're doing is spreading something we already had. Might as well argue that encouraging Brits to eat curry is subverting their culture.

That video seems to endorsing cultural appropriation, which is so offensive and racist that the only way Germans can make up for it is by handing over their women and going extinct.

That bothers me more than anything else in this picture

NIGGERS SHITSKINS N SPICS DA GAME WERE WE STOP RAYCIST TRUMP

that video is brooklyn, fam.

I can understand that, not really anything new or populated otherwise.

He's a FUCKING WHITE MALE from the Bay Area, of course he's a bottom.

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This is fucking cancer.

Well, we know he's going to be the protagonist, so he's obviously going to be a special snowflake. He's going to be a especially gifted and talented [INSERT_ABILITIES_HERE] who potentially "ran with the wrong sort of people before he realized the error of his ways" who does the whole "emotionally reserved straight man routine"
She's a strong, independent colored wimmin who don't need no man. She's going to pander to feminists while also filling some central role in this little group of theirs, either something like an informant or a "specialist" of some sort. Will also be protagonists love interest at some point.
He's going to be the quiet, introverted, silent kid, possibly suffering some some personality disorder like generalized anxiety or agoraphobia, but who is a "genius in his field". Will likely play no role in the overarching plot, and will mainly be there as a minor character who provides comms or who can give the player various perks in the field via hacking. Shitty Otacon rip off.
He's going to be the comic relief of the bunch. Free-spirited, always making jokes, but ultimately expendable. Will probably die in a firefight after he INSISTS that "you guys should GET OUT OF HERE WHILE I HOLD THEM OFF". If not that, then he'll likely fill a similar role to green hoodie emo kid
Smokes too much pot, probably stinks like B.O. cigarettes and fast food grease. If he's not a walking stereotype like the rest of these god damned characters, then he'll be a merchant, possibly an arms dealer or somehow closely affiliated with the protagonist but someone you only see when you need something.

I wonder if French teenagers will be more receptive to this shit, given that a bunch of dirty Canadian Frenchmen are responsible for these characters.

DELETE THIS

spotted El Rato in part 2

Pretty easy find

Is there a tag I should search for for more of this.

I just searched for "watch_dogs_2".

Have you seen the breach playmode in nu Du Sex?
It's gonna be like that but more cringier.

phael or is there a new site for western stuff?

Why?

Paheal.
There were only like three images, though.

Welcome to America

Anything on Pixiv?

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I hadn't even checked.
Yes, surprisingly.

Hippy Hobo gonna be the traitor.

There is ALWAYS a traitor.

I'm somehow not surprised, but still disappointed.

He sounds really cute. I hope japs produce good stuff from him.

People pull it because you really are

Wew, okay lad, go white knight for some random whore in hopes of getting some sloppy seconds.

That's pretty hilarious coming from a fag that is too beta to even get sloppy seconds, let alone anything other than hambeasts.

I ain't even a waifufag, but interest in sluts and fat chicks is at least 10x more beta than no sex, sour grapes or not. You sound whipped as fuck.

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so, is not-gamergate/not-Holla Forums confirmed as a villian?

So being able to not act like a sperg for at least ten seconds is more beta than hiding in your basement and fucking your pillow? Whatever you say, fam

The villain is not-Trump.

You will be hanged before 2025.

This is gonna be the worst sequel of history

I didn't know playing as a non-selfinsert in a video game was comparable to watching a dude fuck your wife.

I highly doubt he has coitus with pillows.
Have you ever tried it? It's exceedingly difficult.

wew lad

Is that a fucking muslim?

It is

He was calling you a faggot.

I can play as an Asian just fine, but I draw the line at the lesser races. If I want to play a chimp I'll just fire up Donkey Kong.

I am sick and tired of the push to feature more and more filthy niggers in games that nobody wanted or asked for, especially since the Jews know they can silence any opposition by calling them racists.

So you're down with cuckolding?

I liked GTA san andreas but that didnt try to portray niggers like some noble human bean

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on the west coast they actually do, it's disgusting, the entire west coast should be nuked out of existence
t. midwesterner

you realize your shitposting gets more and more retarded with each post, right?

Thankfully God saw fit to gift us a fault line along the California border.

A few nukes and we can sink the whole shithole into the ocean.

Yeah. What about you?

Girl at 4:02 is a pornstar in japan

WeW

Goes by Amelia Earhart

I remember seeing this on the >>>/mde/ board awhile ago.

I don't know whether to be impressed or saddened by the fact you recognize a JAV actress at a glance.

The MDE fanbase discovered it pretty quick and memed about it for awhile.

That's Brooklyn and that place is a shithole. Can't walk two blocks in any direction without running into one of these faggots.
What? that place is Jew city.

She looks like a younger version of Steve Shive's wife.

She's on the first page of the white actress category on the jav library

So the whole "declining to list sexual partners" thing is because it was way way more than 10. Think her current boyfriend is a cuck?

I have a hard time believing anyone in or near SF would wear something like that. Locals hate that tourist-y clothing almost as much as they hate San Francisco being referred to as Frisco.

Well you have to keep working if you want a regular income.

Most of these people live off of their parents though, who are usually wallstreet people or something like that.

It's because he's the protagonist, dumbass. Otherwise we'd be back to people shitting themselves at CJ again. If that game taught us anything it's that people (for some weird reason) want their protagonist to be a blank slate.

Nearly every hipster lives off either their parents or the trust fund their parents set up, a good example is one of FiveGuys Zoes boyfriends, she milked him and his fund dry for her CON business then fucked him off when the gold ran out.

that's what makes him a hipster, he's doing something that is painfully uncool and that makes him ironically cool.

according to him.

and no one else.

I hope this one allows for ethnic cleansing like the last one.

It's gotten to the point where I wouldn't surprised if only white men were killable. Like children are not killable in Skyrim because the PR backlash would get blown out of proportion like the "sex scene" i Mass effect 1.
Give it a few years and the media-created hysteria from killing black people will be of the same quality.

Welcome to current year time traveler from the past.

Oh my fuck this is gold

If by "a few" you mean negative seven then yes

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Fuck it's 2016… I'm 16 years late. brb gotta run.

t.itor

well there is a bit of that but the "safe" black character is most definitely a thing.

the meme game is off the charts for it too, i can't explain why i find the shit people make for this game so funny

that's because their white

is that a smock under his shirt

most likely a basketball jersey

I wouldn't let Donkey Kong fuck my ex.
I respect Donkey Kong too much for that.

You think they intended to make mask guy the main character or what? Because he seems more well known than whoever the main character is

Is that nigga wearing a fucking apron under his t-shirt?
Is he about to bake some fuckin' cookies or some shit?

Probably.
He's got a way more distinctive look than the MC, and shittonnes more fanart.

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German police have the best fashion sense.

Deus Vult

I honestly wonder, If I donned some goofy hipster clothes and moved to Williamsburg, how many people could I get away with killing if I went on an American Psycho style killing spree on these people ?

My goal would be to get away with it as long as possible and break the high score.

I mean can you imagine how fun it would be to go into one of these bungalows were these idiots live by the dozens sleeping on futon mattresses and just beat them to death with a ball peen hammer ?

I thought Germany outlawed knives, how is anyone getting killed by one?

Sounds like you are asking too many questions there friend.
stopp this line of questioning now or i'll have to send you to the gulag for wrongthinking.

Бог желает его

Why are you such a shitlord?

шиггыдиггы

Σκότωσε τον εαυτό σου

δημοσιεύσετε το πουλί σου

pay debt

Γαμήσου tουρκικά κατσαρίδα

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All they know in clothing is showing off and attention getting
If I were hiding from THE MAN in plain sight I'd dress like a normal human being and not like a Hot Topic posse member

אוי ואבוי

My first thought too

english

Excellent

Watch Nogz Deuce looks like propaganda fam.

Sure thing goy :^)

God damn it Holla Forums.

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For fucks sake I posted arabic twice and it's nowhere to be found

I'm done, goodbye shitposting greeks

nice.

When was this implemented, do we have any Saudis on our imageboard?

I thought you were leaving, my dear triggered pederast? :^)

Speak English like the rest of us, you have the ability to do so.

I don't know if you've noticed, but pretty much everyone hates muslim countries because they're a bunch of violent retards who don't think for themselves, who think that wanton murder is a good way to run a society, which is why the language is banned because those who speak arabic make their homes into shit and insist on doing the same for everyone else.

Tl:dr, Arabic is a shitty language originated by shitty people and you should speak other langauges.

צאו מכאן מוסלמי, זו טריטוריה יהודית.

It’ll be fun watching them raped to death.

the most cancerous video on the youtube

Looked for source, appears to be shops.

Anons, how excited are you for the future that is promised?

I've not seen this one yet.
What horror.

Why is MDE so good?

I think you have it the other way around.

Fix'd

Am I the only one with the impression this is gonna be like Suicide Squad, but with 1337 h4xx0rs?

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They would think that's performance art.

wooooaaaaaaaaah duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

these faggots need mustard gas dropped on them

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It's like they couldn't decide if these characters were supposed to be ghetto "gangstaz", hipsters yuppie faggots, or hardcore punk rockers..

Because when I think of "hackers" I think of studded vests, cornrows, flipflops, and graffiti.

Who gives a shit OP.

That seems pretty likely, with the nigger being imposed from the top down.

It would also be fun to have mass effect style dialogue wheels where all the answers are stupid internet faces

I hate all these narcissistic rpg fags that want every character to be a self-insert.

MCs should be written to fit their story instead of everyone wanting to stick their face into some "be the hero" simulator every time.

It depends on the genre. This is an open world game, so you need either really strong writing or a really loose character to pull of a coherent narrative.

I don't even care so much about the race or story, but it reeks of socjust, and I'm allergic to it

Left kikete is hot as fuck

MDE are hipster incarnate. You know it to be true

Yeah fair point.

I always wondered who that was in the intro of the video.

They were in her house, and I could have sworn I've seen her in other MDE videos.

Sister, Ex-Girlfriend, or a slut that one of them fucked and decided to record the next morning?

I could have sworn I've seen her in other MDE shit.

have some standards

NO!

The pic is a bit shit but she looks nice in the video.

I'm pretty sure the old guy in sandals is T bone from the first game, I kinda liked him because he reminded me of these old "unix" guys except he shot and killed people. Anyway too bad this game is not going to be so different from the previous, seriously, there was so many things to do with the previous one. Aiden was clearly the physical guy and most likely was a good social engineer and we never had the option to disguise and lie. There was this quest about freeing sex slaves but it was lame, and that sucked. The "bad guy" Maurice, his wife was sold into sex slavery and there was clearly an opening here for you, Jordi and Poppy(the black chick with the face chain piercing) to make him talk about it and use him to free the rest and maybe help his wife, and maybe forget about the whole you killed my niece. Imagine a scene between Aiden's sister and Maurice talking about the murder, it could have been well done. Clara could have been a realistic attempt at being a female cracker/pentester/whatever but no she was a sjw tard.

Why don't they fucking try ?? There could have been choices to be made, it could have been mixed with some L.A. Noire detective stuff with the serial killer and the sex slaves as well, which might have helped you uncover the fact Clara was the one who doxed you, some friendship crap with Jordi where he could have came clean with you if you had done enough for him instead of taking Damian's contract in the end.

FUCK OFF RANDY

Would you dick Wrench? While he's still wearing everything

Who?

This guy.

yes

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lewd

This slut is lewd by nature.

Why, Holla Forums?

Because Ubisoft hates everybody.

I love that every depiction of that google, he's always holding a gun.

Stop being bigoted, he's just fighting against the patriarchy

I'll be whatever I want to do, you google loving skype bastard.

What the fuck is that on its wrist?

cell phone under her skin

I am reporting you to the internet police for racism

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i'm sorry

Do you think this was intentional?
I know Ubisoft has fucktons of women working there, and they're not even ugly. Are they all just fujoshi?

You play Jap games, you get shut-ins and edgelords. You play Western games, you get tumblrinas and hipsters. Fuck everything.

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They only put whites and curryniggers in the first few levels.

Afterwards you're blasting tribal niggers 100%

god damnit, am i going to have normals in meatspace start talking about stupid shit to me. the god awful vikings show made shit bad enough.

i will never be forced to defend my cardboard box in hipsterville

Yes. that's how computer savvy people like you and me dress.

What, did APB get a sequel or something?

APB had some good designs for punks and cops though.

Are you sure it's not Landa Wale's insulin pump instead?

He's male Tali. Just go with it.

I wish he was my husbando

He's can actually show emotions unlike Tali.

Jesus Christ what a great design.

He's like a weird mix between Tali and Jack

I'm not, because glorifying crime is degenerate.

All I know is I want my penis in him.

He'd be hot as a shota, then his kawaii silliness would just be cute and hot.

he's too good for this game

What the hell were they thinking?

Agreed.

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Us fetishizing a single character from this upcoming trainwreck is the best thing that can come out of it.

watch dogs salt party when?

November 15, 2016.

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he's already perfect the way he is you fucking bigots

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He's the one with the least shitty fashion sense, while standing out visually more than the main character with that mask. SJWs and by extension Ubisoft suck at designing characters and protagonists, since they' lack an understanding of dynamic and unique design. There are artists and modelers who know how to make something that albeit plainer, would stand out better than most of the characters in the OP image. You know you're shit when people can come up with NPCs who look more plot-critical than your named characters.

The only thing the main character has going for him is that he's wearing a bandana with a symbol on it, but it and the shades make him harder to identify for the audience, because he makes no interesting posture, poses, and wears nothing that says "Hey, I know that game!".

You know what? I'm fine with Holla Forums forcing this. I want every search for Watchdogs 2 to be nothing but hardcore gay porn for that character. I want the discussion for the game to be completely overshadowed by all the smut.

Why? Because fuck Ubisoft.

Husbandos are male alpha, that will save the world. This faggot isn't even able to save AIDS from his ass

Like Evolve, basically?

That feel when played at the high point of the games life dressed as a 70's detective rocking that essential mustache ,silver aviators and shoulder holster, white dress shirt with friend dressed in the 70's theme.

Protip: you're the targeted audience by ubisoft. Because you sure suck at the internet…

express.de/koeln/sek-team-die-ritter-von-der-sondereinheit-15019758

mt.de/lokales/minden/20918740_Verwirrter-21-Jaehriger-loest-Grosseinsatz-in-Minden-aus.html

Here is the team of Shadow Warrior 2

Because they know "journalists" only play the first two levels.

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post more wrench porn

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Is that a forever alone shirt?

Me and the chicanos agree on more things than anything that piece of shit town of colossal fucking faggots rally in support of.

Is there something about college that just turns people into cock hungry dong garglers?

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It's called academics.

Knowing that it takes far more energy to refute bullshit than it takes to create it, anything that's not of the realm of the tangible or hard science is bound to end up being an overflowing cesspit of mediocrity (even if when the field of study at the beginning was sane).

Jewish women can be incredibly cute when they come to believe in Jesus Christ in Gospel truth

GET OUT

When shall we break the news to ubisoft that Sunset overdrive did the punk aesthetic just about as good but slightly better
when shall we break the news to ubisoft that jet set radio did the punk aesthetic better
when shall we break the news to ubisoft that SSX On Tour did the punk aesthetic better
when shall we break the news to Ubisoft that APB reloaded did the punk aesthetic better
Anybody want to add more

Not if you wear a condom. What were you doing wrong?

DEUS VULT

Oh fuck that got a laugh outta me

On Tour's aesthetic wasn't my bag. Contrary to the extreme nature of the sport, I've always associated it with the early 2000's extra sleek design.

can't even tell if that's real or not

Ehhhhhhhhhhhh. Kinda? I see it as more of the last dry hump of energy the MTV generations aesthetics had.
A lot of it payed homage to 2003-6 edge rock and pop-punk while also passing nods to the growing rap scene. And the angst-y teen's note book of edgy drawings that inevitably became a style of its own entirely supports it well.

You idiots, this is the version you should've posted.

No no, I mean Tricky, 3, and 2012 all had that everything is covered in chrome and curves design.

On Tour did not.
It also didn't help that while On Tour did have a lot of personality, the main modes had a voiceless custom character.

Also
CAST OFF THE CRUTCH THAT KILLS THE PAIN
THE RED FLAG WAVING NEVER MEANT THE SAME

Ah. Tricky, 3, and 2012 from what I've seen. I still need to play it are very much like that
And yeah, On Tour traded off personality off choosing a cartoon character stereotype you enjoyed and just went with custom character for the main campaign.
Not that all the characters of SSX really had good characters. They just kind of were stylistic choices.
Also yeah the soundtrack for On Tour has aged like a Limp Bizkit cd you purchased because MTV was pushing them hard back in high school

Yeah, it was all over the place. I did however like Billy Talent before that.

Back on topic though. Atleast it was more "punk" and definitely more punk for its time than the DecSec members are "punk" nowadays. The fucking DecSec members look like left overs from the saints row 3 art direction phase thrown through one of saints row 3's joke "punk" aesthetic clothing stores.

Oh very, they're not punk…they're I don't know, thrift shop with some modifications.

Its like a combination of everything one can hate, exemplified.
Obviously appealing to the "lets avoid trap music but not listen to nujabes" alternative rap crowd
Appealing too…..?
Appealing to people who liked the costume design from Super Bad?
I guess regular people?
… the tumblr crowd that already isnt making joke art of the guy with the mask?

Shit, now you have me looking critically at it. Their shoes are fucking horrible to be on the run in, and they don't look cool enough to get away with.

I'm trying to be as unbiased as possible and I still see a universally noncommittal attitude to anything its trying to market itself too.

You think actual hackers would want to play this and not say, Uplink?

Fucking spot on user.

Or just, program and learn.

I wouldn't mind this if it was just dude in the mask as a silent protagonist who communicated solely by emotes appearing on his visor, hipster Jesus who was actually kinda like the redneck white guy from GTA5 and the nerd with the laptop who was their long distance comms and support guy.

Dude in the and woman in the front are completely unnecessary.

Shit tbh fam

I don't want to live until the day you faggots actually buy and play this game "ironically".

Ha, not even Wrathfag did that…

computor hacker here
yes, and the police always knows what i am for some reason

should nuke the entire north american continent
we can't afford to let that spread

based

What is this aneem?

hue

Old Frenchmen making games for American teenagers.

Underrated post

user, try to bait harder

to tell you something user just going in a school and shooting up people is a really stupid way to try to get a high score. I'm sure over the years besides school shooters we had serial killer anons
either way unleash hell on chads my friend