Fullderp: GAY SWAGLESS LOSERS edition

resuggests open
need a mega and an eon

I have a mega

But I gave you a mega.
Have a pokemon whose name ends with "eon" of your choice that doesn't evolve from Eevee.

have this harambe from my old smogon team

psyop hrmbe (Slaking) @ Choice Band
Ability: Truant
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Play Rough
- Retaliate
- Sucker Punch
- Earthquake

my man
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champ is hijack
no chamb

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