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●VERY IMPORTANT Octolings are still superior

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Octolings are superior

I wish I had Splatoon
buying a Wii U just to play two games doesn't sound like a good idea

Spank the inkling cuntboy's clam till he cries

We need some squids for private battles

GET IN HERE SQUIGGAS

at being sluts

Any way to set up the Wii U's internet settings without using the touch screen? Cause until I either figure that out or send my gamepad in for repairs, I can't play Splatoon.

i'm just here for the squidgirls and squidmusic

No. Also swapping your gamepad's screen out is easy as shit.
ifixit.com/Guide/Wii U GamePad LCD Display Replacement/57152

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gud teste

We posting squidtunes?

soundcloud.com/android52/splat

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STILL NEED MORE SQUIDS
Don't be shy :3

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RIP WiiU

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Tentacles don't tell lies.

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the Wii U only has 2 good games, bro

Mario 3D World
Bayonetta 2
Smash 4
Splatoon
Mario Kart (if you have friends)
Fatal Frame

Still not much, but more than the PS4 and Xbone have going for them.

dankey kang: dick freeze

Pikmin 3
Captain Toad
Nintendoland (if you have friends)
Star Fox Zero (mileage may vary)
Fast Racing Neo
Kirby and the Rainbow Curse
Pokken
At least one of the New Super Mario Bros titles
The Wonderful 101

BRING BACK SMEK

Tower Control is Ass

Rainmaker best ranked mode.

That's wrong

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What are you implying? We are spending time with our friends every squid fight

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I posted it here as a reference to us saying that in Mumble.

WOOMY SWAG

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Please Understand.

This happens with every console, user, besides I think the PS2.

They haven't even unveiled the damn NX officially and they're already stopping production of the Wii U, that doesn't seem like a very good business decision.

WOOMY TRIPS

=>>10806888
=WOOMY SWAG==

smooth

wow im one to talk.

its been almost 15 months and i still havent adapted to the schizophrenic spoiler checkbox.

should I spend 300 bux on a Wii U for a single game

Unless you are a richfag, no

No.

Yes, I initially bought the wii u for fatal frame 5 alone

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Like fucking clockwork.

I'll make it to s+ someday, though hopefully nintendo doesn't fuck over the wii u online when the NX comes out.

We need an increase of porn in this economy. We'll soon hit a recession if the time does come

See

I do love posting this webm, though

Now that you bring that up what does a squids pussy look like?

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GO, GO, H-2-O

Dead thread.

I'll be in mumble if any of you want to play this dead game.

Havent even booted the game in months, maybe a year. Anyone wanna play?

I would love to, but I have work tomorrow. My NNID is DynamiteLover; send me an invite and we can play sometime this week.

Did you play with us before?

Bam

archive.is/PbQPK

I have been looking for that gif for fucking ever

what would a jellyfish girl game be about?

See you at Squid Fight

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Nah, just did random matches mostly. Didn't even do ranked much, only ever got to B-.

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my splatoon drawing do you like it?

add me for more splatoon drawings

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198160712672/

Little brown cuntboys

Alone in mumble, feel like playing this "ded" game. Join up

is a dead game worth 60 bux?

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paint can
squid sisters
paint can
PAINT CAN

We got 5, get in here

Discussion point for the morning when the thread slows down again.

Inkstorm 4 happened a little while ago and the Japanese team in grand finals used nothing but quick respawn and stealth jump on every gametype and with every weapon. This sparked some people to wonder if the ability combination is "broken," although broken has different meanings for different people.

What are your thoughts, fellow squids?

(Checked)
It's definitely broken in Tower Control, especially if an entire team is using it.

This was retarded from the start

Quick Respawn needs a cap(2 mains 3 subs) should be its cap) and its barely seen any patches throughout development. So its just FREE getting back to the game without any real punishes

If I was going to nerf respawn I would put more strain on ink usage when you respawn.

Ranked right now has gotten out of hand with people loading up with Respawn up 24/7

I would try to find it for around 30 - 40$. The single player is short but sweet, and the multiplayer isn't all that dead.

Nigger it's as alive as day 1.

So technically I'm right

git gudder at splatting them when they come back, faglords

You're shitting me right

2 Respawns and 3 subs only give you 1 second of respawn time

Plus they're wearing stealth jump So you dont know when and where they jumping since the indicating circle is there

I havent played in 5 weeks jesus fug tastic christ

Its time to unrust.

I have never played it at all
Fuck paying $80 CDN dollarydoos for a game with no new content

I'm a 4cuck refugee but never been much to 4/v/
I'm not new to gaming but I wondered if there are any recommendation charts in 8/v/?

Get it used, you stupid nigger

You have to go back

No I don't

Depends what system you have?

Whatcha got user?

Yes, you do.

I can run pretty much everything with my 970 and 3.4ghz 3770k i7
I was just looking for some general charts for lesser known gems, or generes I haven't touched (liked jrpg).
I'm finishing up Deus Ex currently, which has been great.

I was never in the shithole known as Holla Forums

So? You didn't leave when given warning about everything that happened and now you're in a completely unrelated thread begging for unrelated things.

Fuck off samefag, nobody wants your blog posting

Wii U emulation is still shit atm

But From what I know is that theres alot of good Wii games to emulate

Xenoblade Chroncles

Mario Kart wii

Zack and Wiki

Both of you stop this slap fight, he can stay as long as he doesn't behave like a retarded redditor and agrees that Octolings are superior

I believe he was talking about 4 Holla Forums

Yah No…Now YOU have to leave now

wew lad, inklings with micro cocks, hyper cocks, or cuntboys are the best

Get your goddamn facts right

I will not the truth from inferior inklings

superior sluts

No.
They stole our Power supply
Burned down our crops
and Put a plague on our houses

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What album?

Positive by tofubeats

Your right it is pretty decent

Gonna give the benefit of the doubt here, since archive.is/KlhlO has led to an influx of 4chan users who probably wanna know what Holla Forums can offer them.

- Filesize limits per-post are currently 12-14MB, soon to be 16MB (also, WEBMs with audio are allowed)
- 8/v/ has roughly one third the traffic of 4/v/, so most threads manage to remain on-topic.
- If you post in a thread, a randomly-generated ID code is attached to any further posts you make in that thread. This has made tripfagging and shillposting extremely rare.
- Gamergate never stopped being a thing, and all matters related to it are in a recurring 'general' thread; is the current thread, and there's one new thread roughly every 24 hours.

Got any Salt compilations

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It's fine telling me to fuck off and lurk more.
I was just lazy and didn't want to start a chart thread tbh.
I've been here before that hiro post about 4chan, around like a month ago when I noticed 4pol literally became Holla Forums

I think it should be obvious that lurking benefits you anyhow.

Killing them doesn't do shit retard.

He just wont drawing me ;_;

SEND HELP. OR THE ROOF KOREANS

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Who won't stop drawing you user?

Get that trash out of here

are you the nigsquid or the white squid

NigSquid

qt
let that white squid bully your squidboipussy

Yeah i should make a squidboy oc fot reasons..

YOU GET OUT OF HERE

GO AHEAD AND CALL THE COPS, THEY CAN'T UNRAPE YOU

YES THEY CAN……WAIT

The excessive faggotry in this thread disgusts me. If anyone wants to play the game, I'll be in mumble.

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So Cute!!! Ask him to never stop

Thats just the surface user. THERES ALOT MORE

im not posting the rest of this shit FAWK DAT

Post them faggot

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tentacle-Flailing Tube Squid!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tentacle-Flailing Tube Squid!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tentacle-Flailing Tube Squid!

Hi, I'm Squid Harrinkton, president and CEO of Squid Harrinkton's Wacky Waving Inflatable Tentacle-Flailing Tube Squid Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Tentacle-Flailing Tube Squids, and I am passing the savings on to you!

Attract players to your mumble, make a splat at your next turf war, keep Cuttlefish company, protect your zones, confuse your opponents. Octoling? Hail a kettle, octopost on Holla Forums, or just raise the roof! Whatever your Wacky Waving Inflatable Tentacle-Flailing Tube Squid needs are!

So come on down to Squid Harrinkton's Wacky Waving Inflatable Tentacle-Flailing Tube Squid Emporium and Warehouse! Building 5 in the Booyah Base.

damn you hid that shit pretty well. Reverse image search didn't work, filename search pulled up nothing, major boorus with "splatoon, 2boys" tag didn't pull up anything. Maybe pixiv then.

Of course, his biggest fan personally mailed it to him

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I know that feel

Have a screen cap

FRESH

Bump

that one asshole with the nanner

Ara ara Bump

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Holy shit, I knew Nintendo has always been the corporation-version of "that kid", but they really hit a new low with that one

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In Steinverse that poster is Iwata announcing Splatoon 3: Behind Anemone Lines for PC

Why live?

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THEY TAKE HUMAN FORM TO MATE

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CUUUUUUUUUTE

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Why is there an eyeball in her mouth?

You lied to me.

I never really liked the way this guy draws his octoling

is this game still good

Duh

Yep.

I miss my 96 gal

Define excessive.

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I don't! Iwata, even dead, how did you let this happen?!

WOMB-Y

BOOOORRRINNNGG

was she legal when you stuck it in?

There's always mention of an inkling cuntboy and I've only just now realized I've yet to actually see one

Every thread for a year

Bam

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Bumpo

I might not be able to post for much longer please keep thread alive

I'm on the road to S+. It's hard to post when I'm going through such hell.

Dont worry fam, we will bump it when it reaches page 13

Why did all the discussion die after the last splatfests?
It's not like the posts made where only about them

Not much to discuss anymore besides squading up.

There must be new memes.

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This
Thread is alive as proof that we are still playing the game, the possibility of having new players join is really slim but at least we are still around.

I wish to copulate with the octo

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Nobody on a friday?

I would join you but the TV is occupied. I'll be there tomorrow.

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you gotta be 18 to browse this board, user

We've got 5
One more and we can do private

I'M POOR AS FUCK

man, do I wish I could be playing with you guys right now.
Too bad I'm still in the freedom country on vacation.
don't worry tho I'll be there next weekend (hopefully)

Remember to get some Frito pie while you're there.

STAY DELICIOUS

Looks really delicious

Only if you take responsibility.

Green Ink Bumpu

ONE MORE FOR PRIVATE BATTLES

Just one or two more for private battles.

What is it with arowana mall at night and getting shitty teammates? All of my Resort games went great yet the mall I'm getting nothing but retarded japs.

I guess I could. Wouldn't I cause a commotion in general because I'm a human though?

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Holy fuck. If you can't win on your own, RALLY THOSE UNDERNEATH YOUR FEET AND SALLY FORTH!

I guess I was just angry at losing a few matches. I just changed back to the splattershot Jr and I started to win again. I'm back to where I was, but that's it for tonight.

Remember user, this is your mantra; Get Gud

I'll make it to s+ someday. The main thing keeping me from it is the +4 win -5 loss that's after s 40. Hopefully when I get a good break I can just push through all at once.

thanks fams, you may have jsut helped my justify buying a Wii U

We're all gonna make it, Squiddo

tanned east asians are not shitskins

There is also Yoshi's Wooly World, which I always forget about.

Oh man get ready for +3 -6 montage

But then the Hot Sequel mix tape Ft +2 -6 Comes in January

That is a pain I'm not looking forward to. It could be worse though, as some just go back and worth from s to a+ to s again.

I will post squid kids now.

Okay

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But the choice is easy, Marie is best squid.

THICC

She is.

[Why not just both?]

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This is disgusting.

I would only do that if you could play as the octolings.

But it's true

Go back to the Kiddie Pool

He's not 50 yet, so he still has time to show he isn't a guppy.

CUNT
BOY

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these are better without text or in moonrunes

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:^)

this would be a nice picture if it didn't have the trap in it. Or if that trap was switched out with an inkling girl. at least it's croppable

Silly user, he's just being forced to crossdress against his will
still makes me feel all woomy inside

there, all traces of faggotry removed

What do you mean, Callie is still visible

Nah I said faggotry, not garbage :^)

There we go, much better

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Spank the squid

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My niggers.

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smek

Squidbois need love too.

Swiggty Squiddty

God, imagine smelling his cock

Why not talk about the actual game instead of just bumping it? Like how rainmaker is the worst gametype, or whether the octoshot or the wasabi shot is better.

FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU PLEBIAN SLUG WORM

And E-Liter3k is best weapon in the game.

Or .52 Gal

Prove me wrong.

Rainnmaker is the most freelanced Objective in the game

You get to carry it anywhere across the map at any point without being in a preset location like Tower control and Splatzones
Rainmaker encourages creativity instead of Bland Stay in one lane type aspect

what said

Agreed. Although I still like TC the most myself

I finally made it to A+.

Am I fresh yet?

.52 is for babies who don't appreciate the majesty of Splattershots. Your taste is shit.


Honestly comes down to preference. Neither is really better.

One more rank to go before you are stuck with the most of us.

Quit being a bitch

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Oh, the irony.

superior weapon right here

That's no Meme Machine.

Disappointed, user. Disappointed.

shit taste to be honest

y'all know that the meme machine is shit!

DEATH TO CLOWNS

1v1 me tonight faggots.

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He said Squidgirls not shitgirls.

Just need one more for private matches, get in here

Cute bump

not cute enough

Why would I imagine that?

What are you, fuckin' GAY?

yoink

ye

Inkling boys probably have to do a lot of packing to keep their knee-knocking fuckshafts from bulging in their spats

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Joke's on you fam, I liked shotas with massive dicks before it was cool.

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just fucking kill me and my brain problems

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the soccer ball is his flaccid size

Guawd yes, are you me?

That depends. Do you want to pull back his huge foreskin and huff all that salty, inky skin under his hood? Don't stop there, because I'm sure he needs you to give it a tongue bath too.

Or better yet, jam the weapon of your choice straight up his hungry cockhole as deep as you can an empty all your ammo. See how big you can stuff his sack before he starts whimpering and losing concentration and disrupting his form~

excellent

I wanna yiff those squids

Oy, one degenerate fetish at a time.

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GET OUT

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tfw no hyper squid bf

i cry evrytim

You wouldn't cry if you had a huge, sweaty hood to peel back and sniff

I would, but it'd be the good kind of crying.

Why would you be crying in that situation?

Happiness/nose stinging.

Nose stinging? Oh dear, are you saying that his cock just smells so rancid it brings tears to your eyes?

I'd imagine that'd be the case, yes.

That's really disgusting and I hope that you suffocate while worshipping his little big cock

I'm sorry senpai, I really am irredeemable aren't I?

I'm just saying it'll probably taste really sour and in desperate need of a proper washing~

Yeah, that'd definitely be a night-long undertaking.

Oh so a sleepover? Sounds like you need to bring some snacks to go with his sour cream

HELLO TITAN

As the thread starts to die, we need to remember one thing…

Octolings are superior.

COMPLETELY WRONG

Octoling girls are only superior waifus because there's only one Marie.

they bring in superior profits at the brothels maybe, nothing attracts customers like a once proud amazon warrior

Squid shota have the best assets though

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This

Anybody wanna squad?

It just rolled over to Rainmaker on Arowana and Kelp Dome.

Boy spats tho

I can make the next thread, but only under one condition.
You need to dig deep, go all-out, and make fewer lewd posts than normal.
I know that sounds impossible, but I'm sure if anyone can pull it off, it's you guys.

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