Confess

I ate a burrito

no

I'm sick of current Holla Forums. I like to shitpost but I'm sick of all those shitty political threads. Can we talk about tv and movies again even if they're shit?

there's very few political threads right now

I'm okay with prequel trilogy, and old anime.

I have a hateboner for Soy Wars

That's the worst webm I've ever seen in my entire life

I am the reason Riley Stearns got harassed so much by anons to the point of inspiring one to make a shop that got passed as news by the Daily Mail. Also gave inspiration to other harassers before but that was the high point.
I feel bad for the guy despite him being the quintessential soyboy but at the same time can't stop feeling schadenfreude whenever Holla Forums trolls him in a memorable way.

why?

My last gf dumped me after finding me fapping to Christina Hendricks

When did Lady Gaga get into wrestling? She's looking so beat up these days, lol.

she didn't, but it would actually be very cool. book it, Meekmahan!

I hate you more

Not our fault Holla Forums became Holla Forums. TV became political.

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to be fair, most people don't look their best while at the gym

Can't blame you buddy

I have seen all of the Marvel capeshits, and mostly like them.

I love lolis.

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I unironically enjoy Christopher Nolan films.

I have only seen one Tarkovsky film.

I have seen Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead seven times in the past year, and even went so far as to make my family and coworkers watch it with me.

I enjoy moeshit more than I enjoy "serious" animes, and find thr concept of bug-eyed cartoons trying to be anything other than fun ridiculous.

I feel optimistic about the upcoming X-Men capeshit because it's going to have Maisie Williams in it.

I made this post with reddit spacing.

I HATE YOU EVEN MORE

Why is Kana pussy so good?

>I even think that Gal Gadot is pretty qt

If true, your ex is an insecure faggot. You're probably better off.

i liked tim burtons planet of the apes
only the ending was shit, everything else was pretty decent

The Last Jedi is kino and one of the best SW movies.

I dont actually watch movies, ive seen like 2 movies last year
I come here just to shitpost, please forgive me father.

Me and my friend was once naked on a sofa at school in secluded room and he dragged his dick over my stomach because he was told by a classmate that's how you become a Punk-guy, by doing something gay.

I was just stupid and young but this haunts me.

I watch Grown Up 1&2 every once in a while, it's a good movie.

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I don't even watch movies but I still push for progressive politics in them online and I spam this board with BBC to trigger Holla Forumsyps. I'm even working in the industry and I'm pretty sure I got hired only because they needed someone who wasn't a white (or jewish) around to look better.

Are you really black? Thats so cool, i never meet a black person irl, how are they in person?

why would anyone want Henry VIII to be a member of their race? he was one of the worst people in history

Batman Forever is my favorite Batman movie, and is definitely cape kino.

Yeah…i know.

Forgive me father, I have sinned. It has been twenty years since my last confession. I have engaged in gluttonous drunken behavior. I have had sex with many women without marriage. I have masturbated innumerable times. I have lied constantly. I have stolen things from family. I have attacked others and beaten them fir no reason other than I was looking for a fight. I liked Guardians of the Galaxy 2. I manipulate and use people arround me out of some sort of bored and sociopathic need to feel superior. I took a shit on the back seat floor of my CO's Lexus. There is probably a bunch of other stuff but there is so much shit in my life I can't remember it all. Oh I got my best friend's wife drunk and fucked her.

I am partially responsible for some of the worst shitposting on this board.
I typically keep it contained to politisperg threads though.

Well you don't do a very good job tbh, they mostly ignore and report you.

I kept watching Heroes after the first season.

I'm jewish but LARP as an anti-Semite in hopes of drumming up support for Israel.

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That explains the alexaposting in the Best Emma Generals I guess

Are you me?

WE

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Well, I was also moaning "mommy" when she caught me in the act so there's that too.

I never post about Alexa in those threads though.

Perhaps it was in a Watson the munter thread. I remember someone calling Alexa a jew with no proof.

I suck my thumb in private

I lick my own nose in private

I watch men transforming into females-porn to get off, have been trying to quit it for over 2 years but it's hard, it's like a fucking addiction. And they say porn is ok in school, what a bunch of liars, i just started with wacking off to naked women and from there it escalated.

I don't think that's porn's fault, user. I think you're just kind of fucked up. I've been regularly watching porn for over a decade now and I'm never been attracted to anything like that; not even the more normalized fetishes like cuckolding (although I do like the kind where it's supposed to be like YOU'RE the one fucking someone else's chick).

I don't know why, it's still the women i'm attracted to.

Sometimes I'll argue with an user for the entire day because I have no one else to talk to and it makes my blood pressure go up in a good way.

Star Wars is a mediocre franchise but the last jedi was actually good.

iktfb

I'm fairly certain a lot of anons do that.
I've probably spent a day arguing with you before.

Same as you all. Even worse, because sometimes I have the chance to go out and talk to people but I'd rather stay autistically bickering with anons here or in cuckchan.

I hate anons that do this. I usually try to act smug and then say "Filtered and reported" because I literally can't go on. always have been afraid of conflict smh

I want to fuck my aunt and some of my cousins

Sometimes I'll post in a thread, often a longwinded argument, idea or dump of information on a subject, and I'll keep the thread I did it in open for weeks, and it's just so when I wake up I can check the tab and see if anyone's replied to my post thanking me, complimenting me or disagreeing with me so I can have a conversation.

Sometimes I'll wake up to like a dozen (you)s, other times the thread'll get like 82 replies and not a single one to me. And then I'll end up compensating by getting into an argument with someone further down in the thread. I really mean it and believe what I said, but I would have ignored it and kept scrolling if I wasn't already invested in the thread.

something something unaccountability something anonimity something

I wouldn't say that's worse, really. At least you've got the option. Take it from someone who is probably older and less successful than you: go be with real people more often. Take opportunities even if you're nervous or just simply think you don't want to socialize.

wtf is that?

Non-Jewish Wonder Woman getting spitroasted, I'd say.

Commanding Officer not Corrections Officer. Also Breaking Bad and it's spinoff are Redditcore and you should feel bad for making me goggle that up.

Indeed, I can get away with saying stuff I couldn't say irl, or in faceberg or in online games without facing consequences

Another confession: I started coming to the imageboards because a game I used to play got strict and starting permabanning people in the first strike if they say inappropriate stuff. I had run-ins with furfags and the like and get a kick out of being mean to degenerates in general so I needed somewhere to vent and became addicted to anonymous imageboards.

It's mostly due to laziness and because I enjoy conflict and being edgy too much for my own good. I can indulge in my autism here at will.

It wasn't his Corrections Officer though. And redditors hate it, they always come in flocks from their shithole to whine about "nothing happening" in BCS because they have ADHD and the memory span of a goldfish.

Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul are awesome.

Well meme'd, friend

But where did it come from?

:^)

lol pussy

It's called autism.

underrated post

I've created every political bait thread and eceleb thread for the last 6 months.

I'm actually Daisy Ridley's manager and it should be known that for every time you make fun of my client's smile she signs on for another Star Wars movie. Laugh it up, cunts.

Lies, I just created a few and you are not me.

I'm still inside the porg. Its quite comfy living in her house, she is a rich girl and stays away quite a lot, so I just hang out, eat the best food I ever ate in my life, and stay the nights in my porg nest. Much better than living couch surfing.
But the gig may be up, I hear talks of washing the thing.

t. reddit

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Breaking Bad is one of the only shows where I can say this without being reddit: the first season is good.

What? Inside the porg? Aren't porgs those rat birds from soy wars that numales love?

I was partially responsible for the creation of Holla Forums.

Seasons 1 to 3 are the pleb filter. 4 and 5 are what reddit wants BCS to be, but it's pure kino instead. Except for the Mike/Cartel bullshit of course.

Wow I thought you left. Don't go anywhere. I look forward to triggering you this coming season.

It's even more reddit than breaking bad. No amount of lazy projection will change that. Breaking Bad was reddit fuel, BCS is even more reddit because it's even worse and that encourages reddit to like it more to fulfill their hipster urge to like something ironically-unironically.

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Holla Forums has gone to shit. I want the pre Force Awakens days, when the board was of nice quality. At least this place gets a few good threads a year, else I wouldn't keep coming back. Also I like the way the memes are made, reminds me a little of /f/

movies are only OK

I think shutter islands was a decent movie.

It's not plural but I agree.

I know but my phones types what it wants.

Sent from my iPhone X.

He's talking about a giant porg that started appearing in the disney shill's videos.

Imageboard addiction is my take on how to convert from normie to autistic

I am the cuckposter, the Maisieposter, the Dunkposter, isitkinofag, the rent free poster, the oink poster, the Holla Forums and drumpfposter, the GGD poster, the soyboy poster, the Disneyshill, the Dr. Who poster, the guy that starts all the meta threads, and the guy getting his dick sucked by Holla Forums's BO.

I know I could do better as BO, but honestly, the only thing that keeps me going in life is the cheap reactions I get from people who expect better from me, including my parents. I started this thread, I posted all 103 replies with all my flavors of shitposting, and am finally posting this confession because I'm hoping someone will step in and take this board away from me. It's destroying my life

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Good thing he didn't include me

I haven't been to the movies in years. The last one I saw that came out recently was Deadpool. But I come here every night because I have no friends and no hope for the future. Luckily you fags have such a raw brand of comedy that it makes me laugh. But those of you who spam Maisie or Emma threads should have your hands severed and the rest of you institutionalized. Nobody gives a fuck. Go repost your pathetic obsession on your blog if you get the urge.

I enjoy Colbertposting and Baneposting, I look forward to what fresh spicy memes await us this year.

I stopped liking cartoons since I turned 30 but have gone too far down the path of being an animator myself. I saw some Canadian cartoon with the sound off and it made me depressed.

I blocked halfchan using my HOSTS file but check the 4plebs archives for funny posts. It feels safer than engaging in that cesspool directly ever since Moot sold the place. I still love Pepe and Wojack memes, they're inherently funny. I even drew a few that you've probably seen.

I hope I get lots of replies because nobody ever notices me online or off. I need a pet badly.

fucking kill yourself

Look at us. We are your friends now. We are also your future. Sounds terrifying but don’t worry, you’ll be alright. The ride never ends.

I havent watched a movie or film for 2+ years nor is there any that I want to watch that was produced past 2010.

Don't worry friend, we're all gonna make it

before this webm

after this webm

OP here, you didn't start this thread
Holy shit this hit too close home

Two scoops, two terms, two genders, two Emma Robertses in charge of this plane who are 2 big 4U, deal with it

lol autistic watsonfag detected
the NSA is out to get your shitposts big boi

I don't think you get it.

that's the best loss I've seen

masterbation

I also used to dress myself up in my mom's and sister's clothes. I was really at the bottom of the barrel at the time, such a low self-esteem i had trouble being outside the house without getting nervous breakdowns.

so what is the reason nobody bother with that chick?

I don't know.
Another confession: I stole that pic from a fucking leaf

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kek

I think Death Proof is kino and love Kurt Russell movies in general. Escape from NY and Escape from LA were kino too in my opinion.

Zack Snyder movies are actionkino.

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where do we go now?

Just make another one :^)

because we are so superior to 4chan amirite

hit to close to home

Your butthurt sustains me.

All those (you)s give me strength

Nice digits though

Came into this thread expecting it to be funny instead got a bunch of sad sacks sucking each other off.

I'm a Serial Rapist. I've raped 238 women. I get off on others suffering and domination. Some of the women I've kept tabs on have had my children. I've got 14 by my count. No regrets. lol

Tear up that goypussy, Harv :^)

I'm working my way through The Waltons and I'm completely hooked. It's making me despise modern TV.