.swf thread

QUAKE

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Holy shit does this mean we can share quake mods in realtime?

Holy shit.

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Stupid Firefox isn't letting me play.

Using code like this lets Firefox play it.

Requesting most recent 0x40

Jesus christ, I must be a retard, It took me a couple of minutes to figure out the video was just the attract mode.

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i fucking love flash

Let's see if this works

Anyone got the DUDE WEED LMAO version of 0x40?

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You bet

You have failed us OP.

user DELIVERS

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Doesn't appear to work.

I think this is what user was trying to post.

post animutations

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I am going to suggest to mark to charge people a subscription to play swfs and webms on here.

good luck with that

damn that's comfy as fuck

Anybody have a flash for that game about escaping a dungeon? The one where you had to click fast on blinking circles to not die?

I figure since mark works so hard he deserves the extra money for doing a good job.

forgot sage last time

My boner knows no bounds

You can right click this .swf and copy/paste music to share.

Here, try this one.

131070,131070,127902,127902,131070,130686,130846,131022,130590,130302,131070,118770,126966,124902,126990,131070

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Great, it's webm threads all over again

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truly this is the highest art and the author is trying to warn us about the dangers of self delusion and over medication, thank you user for that truly cerebral experience.

What are some alternatives to Adobe Flash playeR?

Holy fucking shit, wasted so much time on this in physics class back in the day. I wonder if they ever made a version with multiple riders, that would be the shit.

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don't thank me, thank the artiste

Mind telling me the name of this or where I can find this for future use? I like it, it is pretty nifty.

why don't you just save it user?

You could save it and find it on your pc you tard.

I could, but I have some computer illiterate retards that I know would enjoy this. If you dont wanna give sauce, its fine, ill just give em the file.

Kill yourself, retard.

Javascript

lol

>mfw proper SWF support still remains Holla Forums's elusive white whale

How does 7chan do it?
t. not the site owner

Scratch that one. Apparently you can play SWF from Holla Forums directly by clicking paperclip. For a long time that was not possible & you HAD to download the file then play it locally.

That being the case, try playing this SWF directly from Holla Forums servers. Far more people have permissions required for this SWF to access audio which is hosted elsewhere.

Assuming it works for you, this SWF is vidya-related & also awesome.

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I dunno. It's not just 7chan, but SWFchan & Dagobah have thumbnails for SWF files.

I begged Hotwheels to add that feature here so Flash would stay alive & more widely used here, but he hated Flash cuz "muh freedumbs". I doubt Codemonkey will be adding SWF thumbnails either.

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I'll have to dig through those early 00's flash sites to repost here.

Time for some games.

I believe he shut off flash for a while because it was being used to DDoS the site.

I always hope swf threads turn into early 00s nostalgia threads.

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Holla Forums…

What happened?

Did you get a sense of nostalgia that made you feel depressed as fuck too?

Because I sure fucking did, even autistic shit such as this one seem almost endearing and I can't figure out why.

the saddest part about that swf you posted is that I don't have a 4:3 monitor

Time to dump a good part of my swf folder!

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I wouldn't say it was a better time, because I hardly knew of the internet outside of flash vids, but it was a simpler time.

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Damn, that's neat. Here's one
2040,73800,72,122952,73728,51192,1024,123904,75768,49152,2040,123912,74888,51080,0,0

Are any of these games? Not being a
fag, I just mean are there any worth opening for anything other than memes.

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Okay, that should be the most of them.

I was about to ask the same thing

None of them are games-games, though Marisa stole the precious thing is a full fan music video for Touhou if that's what you're looking for.

Most of swf in the thread are non-vidya, kinda late to ask that.

Somebody post the spider game with the holocaust related audio added in

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Here's a stupid question: is my brain going to deteriorate from all the stupid bullshit I remember, like all these ten second flashes from the 00's? Am I wasting whatever the human equivalent of RAM is on this?

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what magical jewery is this and how do i save the entire thing with the music, because I'm sure as hell that can't fit into 45kb

Thanks fam

I think the original channel that had these monologues was taken down because I can't find it anymore.

Okay you got me fucking good with the comfy.

thebest404pageever.com/

also I found this

I think this is the guy who made it, but the video itself had it's audio removed by the kikes at Youtube.

youtube.com/user/Snordster

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for the longest time we had nothing so at this point i'm thankfull that we have flash back , videogames will follow

Should have made this thread two years ago son.

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Yeah but I figure it might just be settling. People spam the shit out of their old nostalgia flashes, then settle down and just accept it as a part of local culture, mostly posting on-topic stuff in threads.

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Whats that song?

Say Nothing - Pianos Become the Teeth

Get yourself a cellular jew and learn to soundhound, or prepare to be cucked for song names forever.

For some reason some of the swf don't work correctly and I can't use arrow keys or wasd.

Thanks mang.

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if you're that hell bent on having your peas seperate from your carrots and carring so much about board culture then i'd also hate to be that guy that tells you that alternatives where you can be a rulefag do exist

This was my introduction to electronica. This sole .swf was responsible for the complete broadening of my musical tastes from just listening to the shit on the radio and what my dad listened to.

I didn't want to waste my time opening 20~ swfs I had no interest in. Don't have a fit.

Every time I run into this I vomit a little inside my mouth.

Anyone got original NES mario flash?

oh, then you're definitely in the wrong place ; this place is custom-tailored specifically for avid time wasters

To raise a dragon

I mean I don't want to spend time not playing video games. Is that too much to ask?

Fuck I forgot how fun it was. So fucking awesome, thank you user.

THEN STOP POSTING HERE AND GO PLAY SOME VIDEOGAMES YOU RETARD

flash ain't about the video games man

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I WOULD BUT SOME ASS KEEPS POSTING NOT VIDYA

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NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL

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m8 if you want to talk vidya then go make a thread about vidya you like. Whining like a little bitch isn't going to accomplish anything.

HAVE SOME GAMES

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Last batch.

hahahahaha

Fucking Katawa Crash. Lost another half hour to it just now, thanks.

fuck yeah nigger

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So how is everyone importing flash games into .swf files for easy reposting?

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Testing

Seriously nigga?

Post porn games

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Already checked that thread fam.
There is like 5 posted, 2 of which are passable.

These two might be picky about what emulator you use.

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I miss simpler times.

Hate to tell you bro but there's like a hand full that are pretty decent.

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Shit's amazing user. Nice one.

Can anyone explain to me why this runs fine when I click the paperclip but doesn't work at all when I load it from my HDD? I've tried it in both my browser and the standalone player.

I think the flash just links to the website that's hosting the "Vidya Intarweb Playlist" music, aersia.net/

According to the FAQ, there's several versions including the rainfall one "Mellow".
aersia.net/threads/vip-and-wap-faqs.8/

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This has to be the most bullshit game I've ever seen.

I am legit curious how this was done.

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It's basically a simplified "Risk". It's ok.

source on second files song?

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I ain't following the instructions on that shit Nigga.

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Holy shit I can't believe I still remember it

Am I retarded? Is this bait? I'm clicking play but nothing's happening.

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I forgot that it's broken before I uploaded it, they must have it protected somehow to where you have to play it through their site.

askiisoft.com/games/tower-of-heaven/

Have a working version.

Fuck me dead. I never thought I'd see these things again.

No it's shit, if you could reinforce your dice to other squares it would have an element of strategy, just a dice rolling simulator.

I lost my virginity last weekend and I'm more excited about playing a shitty flash game about collecting hentai pictures in exchange for cocaine.

The amount of more dice you get is based on the highest number of connected lands.

I come from an ancient time.

This flash is so comfy.

bruh who does this cover it's so good

this gave me YTMND flashbacks

I'll post the other ones too if anybody wants.

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Blue Sky Archives.

do you have anything else from Ambition? It seems like an interesting series.

Man that shit was my jam back in the day. I was so stoked to get that gallery of nude photos. Man, what shitty trace jobs they are, also the fucking car hazards and other crazy shit depleting your health was really unnecessary. Still tons of fun, they were h-games done right, just done poorly.

Only what I could find on Newgrounds.

I wouldn't recommend getting too attached. The story was never finished and many of the games are pretty much impossible to find freely accessible.

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>, if you could reinforce your dice to other squares it would have an element of strategy,
Actually, the opposite is true. As it stands, the decisions of which army to move, where, when are extremely important. Timing and positioning are more important because you can't just stick dice where ever you please. If you could, the game would devolve into "I hope I get good dice rolls". Though of course half the game is getting dicked by rng, but that's the nature of the beast.

POST HIGH SCORES

Oh fuck this takes me back… Good times

Here's a lewd loop for y'all.

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I just wanted to do one quick run before I took a shower, then I got Misha almost immediately and I knew I was in for a wild ride.

Har har har
Fuck you user

You even had less objects struck than me, good job.

Beat you all by a long shot.

Behold my Autism and Despair

thanks dr. satan

I'm only playing for the rumba.

Didn't actually screenshot the run but I got upwards of 62000.

Spite is a powerful emotion, user.

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Fucking generic anime schoolgirl, she somehow managed to stop me from achieving >100k meters.

I have no idea what luck I had to go 25km without my interference because my attention was on another window.

Mutou*

Also, here are the achievements I've gotten and a screenshot of my lowest angle shot today. Too bad these

Concatenated rar file is gone anyway fam

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Next time try to add "The Stone-Like" to the list
Comfiest end of the world i've ever heard

The original release of the Marisa Stole the Precious Thing flash animation was just over 10 years ago (August 10, 2006).

>that easter egg completely fucked by having a 5:4 monitor
fug.
FUCK

Can you upload the whole folder to mega or the vola?

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Fuck that first one got me.

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Vid related, Fancy Pants had great music.

A lot of flash games have great music thanks to independent composers.

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that's the one thing i always hated about swf files no thumbnail

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Any decent Arkanoid style games?

closest in whole thread, see

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Can anyone explain what the XOs mean? I can tell they go to the beat but is it a game, or just for listening?

GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARDS YOU FUCKING LITERALLY WHOS

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bumping and dumping

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I actually like it.

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I'm more of an IG guy
Die for the emperor
Or die trying.

Os are bass beats and X are treble beats.
When an O is played, it transitions to the next colour and next image(if you prompted it do so) vertically, and if it's an X it transitions horizonally. "+" turns of the light and "-" goes to the next colour without the shake.

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fucking why

Have yourself some named flashes.
If you want any hints on Combat Heaven, feel free to let me know.

Anybody else having trouble with keyboard controls not working in older games? Shift, Control and Enter work, everything else is ignored. All of the games in have this problem, but newer games like seem to work just fine.

well first of all , you're in the wrong place for that fuck you .
Second of all you're in the wrong place for that and second third here, i'll provide you with some named and some unnamed files ; feel free to not click the unnamed ones and rest secured in your ignorance that you didn't miss out on something that you might have liked

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Yattaze

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This is the most recent edition that I know of:
freeriderhd.com/

Excuse to bump the thread

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Good luck beating level 25 on hard.

You weren't kidding user. That is some bullshit.

Nigger there is no way to tell if it's something I've played before or not. I'd rather not click something that I know is shit than have to roll the dice every time.

Yeah I still had Flash in 2014 because YT hadn't dumped it yet iirc.

Even TODAY there are still sites that expect Flash. Nothing will ever persuade me to install Adobe again.

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Post HTML5 games then.

Holy moly. That shit really was hard.

especially on a trackpad

Bump

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Already implemented fag

is fucking garbage. There's no way you could even seriously count it as an alternative to flash.

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Bump.

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nobody used this outdated piece of trash anymore, FUCK OFF

126 UIDs

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

my nigga

Skullkid
MEIN NIGER

Can I just say that Hyper's Spoiler is addiction aggressive? And the blackout effect makes it so much better.

*addictingly aggressive

I beat it by downloading and installing CheatEngine to play it at half speed. Of course, I had to clean it and other malware off my machine afterwards.

It's too much for me to take on at normal speed. I can beat everything else just fine, but the mechanics of that game make getting overwhelmed on that difficulty and level too easy.

It's a wicked good song, the DnB break in the full song makes it even better.

Why does this exist

you can play it through a flash projector, no install required :^)

Cool, it's a debug version released but it's in another language lol.

public static function esfera(listaObjetosFisicos:Array, radio:Number, centro:personales.espacios.tresDimensiones.Punto3D = null) : MatrizFuerzas { var nodo:Nodo = null; var alfa:Number = NaN; var beta:Number = NaN; var gama:Number = NaN; var resorte:Resorte = null; var j:uint = 0; if(centro == null) { centro = new personales.espacios.tresDimensiones.Punto3D(); } for(var i:uint = 0; i < listaObjetosFisicos.length; i++) { alfa = Math.random() * Pi2; beta = Math.random() * Pi2; gama = Math.random() * Pi2; nodo = listaObjetosFisicos[i]; nodo.centro = Op3D.creaPuntoAngulos(radio,alfa,beta,gama); } var matrizF:MatrizFuerzas = new MatrizFuerzas(); for(i = 0; i < listaObjetosFisicos.length - 1; i++) { nodo = listaObjetosFisicos[i]; for(j = i + 1; j < listaObjetosFisicos.length; j++) { resorte = new Resorte(nodo,listaObjetosFisicos[j],0.1,100 * radio / listaObjetosFisicos.length); matrizF.adicionaFuerza(resorte); } } var motorF:MotorFisico = new MotorFisico(1); while(motorF.friccion > 0.2) { MotorFisico.aplicaFuerzasConfinadasDeMatrizResortes(matrizF); motorF.ejecutaFuerzasEnListaYAplicaFriccion(listaObjetosFisicos); for(i = 0; i < listaObjetosFisicos.length; i++) { nodo = listaObjetosFisicos[i]; nodo.centro = Op3D.normalizaPuntoEscalado(nodo.centro,radio); } motorF.friccion = motorF.friccion * 0.95; } return matrizF; }

Going to put this in my rotmg client :^)

fucking student council get stopped me at 111 m/s

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Worth a new thread?

Anyone have a copy of Kitten Cannon in a local SWF file? I can't seem to find a way of downloading a copy from the internet and would like to archive it.

literally the first result

does anyone have some sausage for this music in this here .shock wave flash

song name?

Please kill yourselves

that's some serious booty-bother right here

Yeah, how dare a thread on Holla Forums go off topic!

I beat it too, you really just have to go really hard at the start and clear out what the ai has on the sides and use your nodes on the inside to "distract" the ai from stopping you take both sides. Once you've got that going on it's not too bad.

Although you have to be fast as a motherfucker to do it.

Hey user. I said kill yourself.

get trolled kiddo.

Keep posting lol.

Here's sumfin for ya m8

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this is just fucking awesome got more like that ?

Man, when the hell was the year that piece of shit came out and was moderately praised as a 'boundary-breaking mindblower'? wasn't it somewhere around 2011?

goddamn i keep on forgetting how old that meme actually is

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Haven't heard that song in a while.
Fuck man, good job.

The random flashing colors and disjointed events really serve to convey the world of an insane man.

So close to the bump limit.

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Anyone still here?

Sure am. I figure there'll be a new thread soon.

Agreed.
I miss all the games I used to play that I can't even remember the name of now.

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the swf hype lasted short, did it?

Oh don't worry user, swfs will now just become a part of every day life on bestchan

pretty good stuff