Waif/Laif thread

Happy waifu, happy laifu

what would an expert fighter with big breasts look like while fighting?
do they behave like weights?
do they weigh nothing at all and just swing around?

Why yes. Dracula is love, dracula is un-life.

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Question.

It's widely known that your waifu would think you're creepy and sad if she ever met you. How do you people reconcile this without being even more pathetic?

My waifu is also creepy and weird. I like damaged girls because I think we could bond together in our shared misery.

Little Busters! but that's a visual novel, not a video game.
It does a great job of emulating real friendships; it's not just a skirt chasing romp. The friends you make stick by you through thick and thin (and there is a lot of both).

Still, people like you are the target demographic for visual novels anyways.

But I don't live in real life, all I need is anime, video games and waifus.

I'm succesful in life, I'm not that handsome (average) but I am rich.

I am just obsessed with Takahashi Minami and would do anything for her.

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