Haydee

Haydee is coming out in 4 days also it got a release trailer

youtube.com/watch?v=mHHKD7QA3yg

store.steampowered.com/app/530890

The new model/walking sounds look good

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haydee.booru.org
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steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/updates/735346310/1471526754
mega.nz/#!lQU0haLY!5Q-FmbMSQZlagLAObd1k1v_3QH8zFmRzlei0fKMxz4Y
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Wait it's coming out that quickly?
The model looks the same to me, sounds are new however.

Obesity is a serious health issue.

So how was the game completed so fast?

the only difference is the creases on her torso.

Go home leprechaun

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Day one pirate.

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Why though?

We can only go so thick.

I guess the creator is really indecisive about the whole cyborg thing.

OP, shill me this game, I want to know what makes it interesting or fun. not gonna lie the negress robot is a nice touch

Either make her a fembot or a cyborg or get the fuck out.

Looks good, user. The demo was pretty fun and the game wasn't an utter clusterfuck, definitely pirating, might buy it if I find it off of steam.
I look forward to more modding.

come on OP, at least post the lewds!

clang fags please go shitpost on half chan


It's a 3rd person TPS Metroidvania with platforming elements if that sounds interesting to you then look forward to this game.


haydee.booru.org

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then use a mod you retard

I've been here the whole time. It's not like it matters anymore.


You can edit her skin tone and make her white. She's brown if anything so more a spic plus she's just some fucking polygons

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Black lives don't matter.

I have a haydee folder full of videos if you want I can upload them to mega

This is a clang board, you cunt. Get the fuck out.


The fact you play a fucking by default is the same shit as nu-doomguy also being a goddamn shitskin. Don't they have priests over there in slavland that beat sense into these degenerates?

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Sure.

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about you sack of shit. I'm not Slavic so how about you stuff your head into a chimney and choke?

Is Haydee going to be free, or how much is it going to cost?

The dev of the game is a slav, retard.

Probably ten bucks at most I would hope.

You're a slav for calling me a slav faggot.

I didnt call you a slav, I called you a retard.

$15 according to the devs on the steam forums

doesn't look too different from the demo, i thought they were placeholder assets

The main character and the sounds were place holder

I suffer from idiocy not slowness.

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She's almost identical to the demo version, though.

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so is this going to be good or is it just good for a fap

Your post is cuckchan tier though
Whats wrong with thicc tied to a decent looking game?

Demo was alright, aside from the fap bait it's alright

Cut the crap, Vladimir. You're not going to force this like tumblrtale and FNaF.

force what exactly?

Fuck off with your autistic anti-vidya revisionism and go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of instead of trying so desperately fit in by derailing discussion of a slightly above average indie game with a subjectively brown clang protagonist.

The assets look like utter shit. Seriously, it's like it tried to emulate Mirror's Edge but didn't feel like putting in enough effort. The animations look awful too- look at your buttbot's jumping pose in the air. You can clearly see it stuck in this horribly unnatural pose mid-flight and for a platformer you better have slick looking animations. Guns look and sound like shit.

If you want porn, watch porn. If you want game, play game. If you want porn game, go play Eroico, Kurovadis, Chrono's Gate, or any other much better made games with real h-scenes, you pleb.

T H I C C

Nah, I like my softcore 3D inditrash
Fuckoff

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=HELLA THICC==

Ok
THICC

Uploaded all the videos I had
mega.nz/#!MNtD0YBB!0lkOP_Lq4GtRPFrALixJphbtjzT5rvNYZA0dTzDYIXI

Looks way too flabby to me, reminds me too much of a chubby black women, so I can't get worked up over it.
I kekked at how the tits jiggled while she shot the guns, though. Probably won't ever try it

Wait what. Is that a thing? Isn't it canonically the same guy?
Are you making shit up?

The robot is literally white.

Big Bot Booty

That's an ok opinion you have their user I hope you have a good day.

You too, my fellow thicc lover.

Mods/texture replacements when?

It's a niggress.

Being able to costumize your 300lbs-of-tits-and-ass-bot would be sweet but I don't see that on the features list. What a blunder by the dev.

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If this game is good, someone post a video of good gameplay.
Because so far what I've seen looks like a hobby project someone would make while learning an engine.

Seriously?

From the gameplay footage that I saw, it does look very basic.

Basically.
It's shit, and the only praise you'll get is "It's THICC" and maybe something about it being one guy. If you mention how it looks like a fat black woman in a skinsuit, they'll say "mods will fix it". If you don't mention gameplay, they'll insist you try the demo and ignore any criticism until then even if it's based on the designs. It's a shit game with a bunch of artificial hype surrounding it.


The legs are brown, and fat. speaking from experience that's usually a good sign that the legs in question belong to a niggress.

my dick thanks you

Oh, and if you comment on the game just being driven by T&A with no real substance behind it, they'll call you an SJW. I LIKE fanservice games, but they need to be fun or else it's like playing a really frustrating porn game. Haydee isn't fun, and lacks the qualities that made games like tomb raider fun.

Everyone's gotta start somewhere, and I'd say this is a better place to start than with typical pixel-art platformer #65429426 or minecraft ripoff #31204.
The videos did suggest to me that, at the very least, the camera is a bit close and therefore needs more player control, hint hint, and the visuals need to decide whether the player character is a robot or a person in a skintight suit, so no doubt has legitimate complaints.

tl;dr you probably shouldn't buy this unless you really, really want to.

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Why must you shill this shit constantly?

Because R34 and the game are fun.

I swear that this character is a complete rip off of some older obscure game,i cant remember its name right now.

That doesn't mean someone's starting project is worth money or even time. How low can standards fall?

Okay, that's your opinion, but can you explain WHY barren asset-store TPS #452859 is a better place to start, as opposed to just equally shit?

what is she anyway? robot? cyborg? android? brown qt girl with a weird armor?

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Cyborg in armor apparently. Top half is really heavy so legs have to make up for it.

I will nigger you faggot

deepest lore

Yes but ur mom is deeper

It's coming out in 4 days… already? It barely has any polish, that thing still has human legs. Is this being sold for only five bucks? Because it's barely worth that price.

I fucking told people not to buy it unless they were already dead set on it, what more do you want?

All the game needs to be reasonably good is a little aesthetic smoothing and more polish to the combat, which is much more feasible for a one-man dev team than making a Mario ripoff better than Mario.

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It barely even scratches the label of Early Access. If it even looked good - which it doesn't - it would be called a tech demo.

I thought I made that clear, for the people claiming this is a decent game to post some decent gameplay footage or fuck off.
Of course, I also want idiots to stop perpetuating the belief that selling this level of shovelware grade bullshit is acceptable, but I'm aware that's too broad a request for any one person to fulfill, so in this case I'm just calling out one trash game.

I think there is a demo but i'm too lazy to look for it

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I won't play this game but I hope I remember to check up on the porn in a few months.

How do you change her skin color? Or is it in-game now? I pretty much only played the original demo.

You use a mod which consists of just putting the files in the right folders

Where would I find such a mod?

halfchan has a thread with a ton of mods

If you wanted some mods user all you had to do was ask I'll upload my mods folder right now.


These are for the demo and require the first patch which is found here

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/updates/735346310/1471526754

I actually think the game would be more fun if it had the option of unlimited saves. Option.

maby


mega.nz/#!lQU0haLY!5Q-FmbMSQZlagLAObd1k1v_3QH8zFmRzlei0fKMxz4Y

Oh, also, has the dev said anything about supporting mods? Judging by what's happened so far the dev is really alright with allowing people to mod the game.

The devs have talked about a modding framework of some sort post release.

Neat. Game has a lot of modding potential.

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Bump

Where do I put the mods in?

Appreciate the intent, but too fat.

can this game be played one handed?

bump

I came for the ass.
I stayed for the game and ass.

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I thought all of Holla Forums could do that.