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Hey, how'd the rest of the morning with Captain Obvious go?
like big dick banned me for like calling him intellectually inept
Ban the Vietcong for spamming.
AAAAAAA I DROPPED HOT MACARONI DOWN MY BOOBS
it was fun, i got real drunk
he went missing though
lemme get it~
kinda weird that erin is using amy's av
also my waifu
after he pretty much shat on his face
Ikt add me on steam
That is probably the worst possible scenario as a novice chef, who even manages to fling macaroni out of the pot?
You are worse than novice level at cooking if you admit to doing that.
tp ban perm
is this a certified boo edition thread
I second the perma ban on tp.
it was mug shot macaroni and i was eating it not cooking it...
Ikt add me on steam
he banned me for being mean to him
if you require proof i can find it
why are you such a fucking creep bag
That dude was such a lame-o.
fyi I'm taking my estrogen now <3
That laugh is so evil *squeeee*
Then you're in no danger of being scarred for life.
do not care who you are actually
Elmers what are you doing?
i'm not sure why i care
I know why they added you. We were friends before but we didn't talk much ever so I removed them.
Is it really your business to know why I want to add someone?
James Earl Jones is a master at his craft.
range ban usa ips
i dont even know your steam
I love how even dark context becomes humorous simply with the addition of Maya the Bee.
Post ikt's dick to make him feel bad about his bad idea.
Post ikt's dick to make him feel big about his big idea.
lol i would post a gigantic asian penis a lot and it somehow rattled him
cause in his mind he is luka.2
How do you mean?
I'm just sitting in bed.
Oh, okay. I was just checking.
Do you think I should I go get poutine for breakfast?
That was JEJ as a... what is that character even?
i happen to like my penis
range ban usa ips
/12 covers 1048576 addresses
I'll add in you a minute
what have you been drinking tonight?
I can never start to actually drink on my own, it feels too sad to do.
I'm pretty attached to my dick too.
i would if that were an option
Ommadon from "A Flight of Dragons".
Everything else about the movie is irredeemable, but Ommadon is a great character.
search for iktnl: no results found
The good times, did you get a job yet?
Anybody want a free steam key for Freedom Planet?
Holy shit. This is fucking gold.
Dragons were real and acid ate their bones so there's no fossils.
The same thing I've been doing since December?
Hmm. They have killer BLTs at this place too. It seems like it would be a shame to go there just for a BLT again, but I'm going out to lunch with my sister later too...
Well, sure. I can read filenames, but like what is it? He's clearly not a dragon as far as I can tell.
that movie and all 70s cartoons are kinda clusterfucks
I had no idea. good for you though
elma wanna here the audio of me picking a fight with a stranger last night
I won't be covering you on rent.
i have blood and grass stained pieces of his shirt also
I hope you know that the timescale I set was fit to when I would have my shit together and I wold be done with this place.
i don't really eat breakfast usually but a fat plate of poutine would really hit the spot
Yes, I saw that last night.
still 18 rekt
Ah, alright. So long as you hold up your end of the bargain. You excited? It's like a dream to me and every day just goes by so slowly.
He's the red wizard. He's in charge of dark magic in the world. When magic starts dying because of humanity's logical nature and the fact that science and disproving something's ability to exist destroys magical things he declares war on humanity. He actually wins. Then the biggest deus ex machina ever kills him.
I usually just have like a mini bagel or 2, so a poutine thing might be a little overkill haha.
Maybe I should save that for my Monday off instead.
I wasn't sure if I should take you seriously or sarcastically.
Very much so. I'm looking at selling my jeep and getting a Lancer Evo
My mother owned a first edition hardcover w/jacket of Peter Dickinson's The Flight of Dragons.
It was a pivotal book in my childhood that sparked my imagination.
If I'm going to be sarcastic about something, you'll know.
YOU GON TAKE THE PISS LIKE THAT?!
let's see how far lenko can fake filter me
erin and elma
lenko really loves the girls
can you please ask him to read my post?
The movie was more just a fantasy adventure based on the idea that our love of the mystical and our understanding of the world are two things at war with each other. It's not about dragons being real.
shut up, butters.
Interdasting. Howabout... Fire and Ice? It's another 70's cartoon wizard movie. Seen it?
Probably not though.
Also you told me to not take any of your posts seriously once so which is it?
OMG YARDSALE DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I think there's a terrarium up for grabs. I seent it on my walk in to work yesterday!
i cant remember who spaces like that
mfw elmers is going to like sell hella pants
WAMPANOAG WARRIOR SOCIETY
RIFK SO FAY AWAY SHOV
YARDSALE DAY AND I AM NOT INVITED
even mentions 'Wizards'
or says Ralph Bakshi is a genious
I am likely to stab a motherfucker
lol here is where he got me down
Hmm, I wonder when that was? I'm usually pretty genuine about what I say and don't hide the meanings unless I need to. Even then I'm only adverse and rude to people I don't like once provoked.
Nope, is it a good'un? Of course I won't be watching much of anything for the next week, I'm going to Vegas in two days.
damn fam erin got battered
Erin. Why you do dis?
oh right kek
my face is clean, the same cannot be said for his, i walked straight up to him and headbutted him lel
i don't even know fam
Ummm. No. I like to look at other people's garbage, thanks~
*shrugs* Dunno. I still don't really know how to feel about your postings tbh
It was, well, a 70s cartoon.
i had my doubts cause like why would you start a fight?
were you really drunk?
rEAL RAIDCHAB GS
I should probably sleep. Nini
Well if you don't know then I'll tell you to take my word for face value. I'm a nice towards you usually.
yeah, really, really drunk.
that is definitely one of those "you should see the other guy" stories
probably same difference quality-wise. But I don't really know my cartoons well enough.
by guys we mean drinks right
holy hell, you rekt him back tho
WHAT THE FUCK PROTO
Same difference, yeah
i'm not sure if it's too brazen to wear the piece of his shirt on my wrist
like he lives across the street from me, i'm obviously gonna see him again, not sure if he should see his shirt on my wrist like i'm gunning for him, kek
lol stare him down if ya see him.
that piece is a trophy
ETERNAL WAR GOD\\
DIE AS A BITCH AS A HIT THE STREETS
I'm going to need the vocaroo of the phone.
maybe i should buy him a new shirt, and leave it outside, with a note like "dear dude a smashed, sorry, didn't mean it, have a new one"
Kek, i need to go to the shop in a min... i should probably maybe have a nother drink.
proto what the fucking fuck
yeah i'm off drink for a while, my life is in a spiral, lol
I legit thought erin was making the story up.
I was like
"This is TOO fantastical"
no, turns out i got most of it audio recorded, see vocaroo
Probably a good Idea. gotten "it" out your system.
swede fish posted some saucy vokes earlier jej
rifk rifk rifk
gimme a hug
OH GOD ERIN IS SAVAGE XD
RIOT CHAN IS HERE
Is chiri still here?
then he called the police and they were snooping around my house, so i turned the light off and went to sleep
WHERE ARE THE PROOFS
that's what i'll say if they come back.
i feel like a swift knee to the crotch would have immobilized her
but how was he supposed to know that
just talking about someone i know
do you plan on removing me on skype to or?
went to the store because
wow, TP sure is chatting shit.
CHAT SHIT GET HIT
tfw you are a mess but you just couldnt give a fuck
Are we legit dead.
Is it me alone in threads.
Me and myself.
This is NOT okay.
i'm on the phone to plusnet
6 AM here, nini
enjoy the meme music
the site just crashed for me
sup pretty lady?
I remember yesterday now, best quote was:
What're you coming in dressed like that?
coming in dressed like a boy?! YOU KNOW THE RULES
bakin' some burgers
hahahahaha YOU KNOW THE RIELS
ayyyyy sounds fantastic
burger burger passenger off
you're getting better.
oh god it was me that said that
burgers are ready, with extra sauce.
now I eat like america
no worries it was fun
i had a dream last night that involved tokai.
you were interviewing musicians at a festival as they came off the stage. it was a comfy job, and I was happy for you.
NOW TO EAT LIKE AMERICA
that does sound comfy
OBESITY HERE I COME
TO THE NINES
STOP FAT SHAMING
plusnet putting a new line in and they agreed to waive the installation fee
stop slut shaming
gettin a call in the next hour to tell me
FINGERS ARE CROSSED
Rest in peace, Christine Grimme
died too young.
good riddance lmao amirite?
Needs more edge
Oh I forgot to say our daily routine "Honey, I'm home~" on steam
Man, work was pretty stressful today
Why was it stressful?
That shit was pretty much a luxury here in Hungary
I remember all the cool and rich kids have it, fuck
that isn't how you load a mechanical pencil
SWEDISH FISH SOUNDS PRETTY HOT WHEN JERKING THE MEAT
mechanical pencils are everywhere here. I used one since the second grade and they can range from 50cents to +$20
No but when you're bored in class you're allowed to break the rules.
No wait I think I did that with Mordin
I know one was specifically "honey I'm home", I would also say Tadaima but that was for Goggles I think
Need to get my semen demons straight
We had a BRC audit today
It was pretty hectic
I always dreamt of having one
Shit had graphite like silk, smooth as fuck writing
Damned richfags and their fancy mechanical faggotry
I always used a pen
I never liked pencils or mechanical pencils
So what does that involve?
1 Hungarian Forint equals 0.0049 Australian Dollar
Oh shit ahahahahahaha
goggly did you sleep?
A BRC (British Retail Consortium) Audit is like a inspection and check on how the plant runs and stuff, they ask a couple of questions and like give us a grade/score or whatever
I eventually did at 7am.. I think it will be the same today.
It's okay, the scary auditors can't question you now
sleeping is for the WEAK
The worst part about work today is that I had this song stuck in my head all fucking day, and I would catch myself singing it at times
Only reason I remembered it was cause I saw the Coca Cola commercial right before going to work in a Watchmojo video
whaat?! why the same?
finally told my mtoher I identify as an attack helicopter
Apachesexual for life
Because I didn't choose to rage against the machine.
Its fucked up round here~
Best backing vocals Ive ever heard tbh
This has a great osu beatmap ^^
You and your fucking Osu I swear
learn how to play an instrument instead of clicking a mouse to weeb music
get a fucking job
there's your sauce you fucking bitch
Have a couple pianos at home soo I'll learn that one day
that's bad, do it earlier
look at this fucking aristocrat
Man I'm so jelly, I have always wanted to play the piano but never really owned one
I bought a Guitar and a Bass since they're kinda affordable
I know how to play a couple of weeb songs on the guitar which is really fun
80% of the songs I know how to play on the guitar are mainly normie music since I try to appeal to the normie crowd too
make fun of his ears
Thats his weakness
I have a pink trumpet, wanna give it a blow?
I feel so bad for these pornstars trying to look like they enjoy it lol
They're both given to us from grandparents, first one was a gift that they had owned for years, and the other after they passed which is a much cheaper electric one
I've talked to really old guitar players and they told me the same thing, at least do it while you're "young" and learning stuff is easier
i laughing. xD
That JAV one was hot as fk though
looking at now
Not really tbh
Its pretty simple and not even that hard to learn how to play the guitar
You just have to have alot of patience since you will tend to mess up alot and keep starting over but the feeling when you first finish a song without fucking up any riffs bridegs or the solo is the best fucking feeling dude, it motivates you to learn more
Believe it or not I have been playing the guitar for like 5 years now dude
This was my first full weeb song I ever learned dude since I liked Angel beats so much I learned this shit and it took me a while
The intro is easy as shit since its a reptitive little hammer on/off kinda thing followed by the bridge which is just power chords
the second half of the song was what took me like a month and a half to learn
this was the second weeb song I learned how to play since this nigger provided tabs
this was so much harder tho
It sucks so much I dont own a electric guitar anymore since its not the same playing this shit on acoustic
You could've been the weeb Sungha Jung ^^
Nigga do you know how hard fingerstyle is?
I only know like 2 songs in fingerstyle, that shit is no joke
I wanted to learn Irony by ClariS (Oreimo op) in fingerstyle but was way out of my league at the time so I gave up
I shouldve learned more weeb songs tbh
Most of the shit I know how to play is Indie weedsmoking hipster shit
This is pretty much the song i first learned on the guitar and will neverr forget
Like dude, when you see yourself on video of a friends phone while you were blackout drunk and decide to get on stage and play a song for everyone and actually play it without any fuck ups you know that was the first song you learned
IM A FUCKING LEGEND
I probably can't comprehend ^^'
Why past tense? Implying you can't learn them now
not available in your country
I can't believe I thought about doing a double dipping. As in, drinking two days in a row.
Good day though. How is everyone?
How're you this morning?
I'm still stuck in that thread
but fine, I'm having fruit salad.
and some light rock.
That song is so memorable to me for many reasons
lost my virginity to it, first song I learned how to play on the guitar, first show I ever smoked weed at and listened to this song live, etc
Give it a listen its like my fav song
Also I can try to learn it but Im too busy nowadays ;~;
This is the fingerstyle cover I was talking about btw
I need a Capo since he's using one on the second fret and his staccato is so on point I wonder if I will ever be able to play it as good as him
do it fam
And less fine.
I'm trying to wake up still, but the pillows just look so inviting.
I actually just crashed in the clothes I went to out in.
I like to keep my money.
i'd like to eat as soon as I can be bothered to cook.
im fukken ded man
owh what's wrong?
just hug hem real good for one time and then get up.
Likewise. Had to nap 3 times before being able to get ready and a sandwich.
I don't wanna bother with fucking anything.
Any bad vibes can be sorted later, right now I just wanna listen to stupid shit and have mutant shits.
funny cheata gif
I'm just having a lot of trouble waking up.
Probably something about having
almost gotten 11 hours.
I can't seem to change when I wake up at the moment, and I used to go to bed at 1, 2 every day since I was the one closing the store.
ow well you can just be a sleepyhead if you like.
I could go for that right now.
ftw downloaded the Re;Zero FLAC Op and ED and there was some random acoustic cover unrelated to the two and it's the fucking Sakurasou 2nd OP but an acoustic cover
thats kinda gross dude
like maybe thats just me but you dont wear the clothes you spent all day outside on your bed
Sounds great :3
I could play drums to this pretty easy..
Okay that does look a little crazy
konomi suzuki sang the NGNL OP too?
Will you make me breakfast? ♥
I'd agree if I'd showered during the day yesterday, but I usually shower in the mornings anyway.
I want one :3
You notice when that birds head feathers came down when it was being petted?
That's because it calms the bird.
im this sleepy right now
You kinda seem like the type who isnt very sanitary or maybe just doesnt take much care of themselves
More of the latter, tbh.
My room is usually spotless.
As are most places I pass through.
sweepy wooka chetah kitteh
suuuure, I can get you eggs and uhm a big variety of drinks.
can you eat a lot?
Did not see that oming.
Oh, did you check out the news here?
Mfw cutting hedge for 4 hours
I feel even manlier now. Who of you girls made me lunch?
but if it's you, I'll do my best!
brb nap time
At first I thought it was about vegetarians, but apparanently it is about men in JApan going all 3DPD and not settling down.
lmao therm crazy japs
Got your lunch right here loodz
Its your favorite :3
I'll just get you some eggs and bread.
the drinks are powerful enough.
then you can be super active
I'm gonna go shower, and take care of chores and stuff,
I'll be back later. ♥
You think that it was the nukes that drove them crazy and they're actually super mutants?
That's why they have all that weird shit?
that or they jsut plain insania
Had hoped to have you for lunch~
Hue, I'm terrible at tequila. I've had my fair share of them. If I can lick the salt off of Tokai I'll consider it.
Had hoped to have you for lunch~
You best back the fuck up
before you get smacked the fuck up.
Jk, ILY L00dz.
Ironically I can drink tequila like water but struggle with vodka
whats wrong with me Loodz?
Also where do you want to lick the salt off tokai? the tummy, neck, collarbone, or do you just want him to punt a bunch of salt on his tongue and pass it on to your tongue?
You got crazy people huffing pantaloons like something straight out of Blue Velvet, but none of them had the batshit brillant idea to make vending machines to market and sell the shit!
That's like me realising I can make money from messposting. AND MAKE A WHOLE COUNTRY CULTURE FROM IT!
Tokin only ship.
why the fuck do I have 5 videos saved of me taking shots to random weeb tunes?
Not to mention this was a couple of days ago
Kinda scary seeing videos of you while blacked out drunk and realizing how normal you seem
What does ship mean?
Probably the main reason how you found weird shit.
Dont keep your hopes up fam
Tokai is an unstable alcoholic who pretty much only whores himself to people who give him money
So he's pretty much a prostitute with a dick
He tries to put up a cute front by typing like a 11 yr old with autism but he knows what he's doing
It was saved on my computer tho
Can't wait til the day he takes me in his arms <3
Silly silly, you wouldn't even be able to reach my head to smack me!
I generally prefer getting drunk on beer anyway.
I'm starting to enjoy wine as well though but I get terrible headaches.
Tummy is too generic, the neck sounds fun, making sure to lick all the way up to his jaw before stopping.
Just messing about.
I never did any of that.
and you're the one getting arrested for drunken driving lmao
cancerlords are the problem
Now all we need is to slap on a 'To Be Continued' thing.
You look fucked and not giving a single fuck. Own little world. Warms my heart.
I lied about leaving right away.
I realized I didn't have the clothes for a shower, so I started laundry first and grabbed a coffee.
I WANT TO BELIEVE.
I'll find away.
Y-you could drunkenly arrest me...
THOU SHALT BE PUNISHED!
dude that was the first video, there are more
I mustve taken like over 12 shots that day
for what is the arrest?
Death best waifu
Holy fucking weeb
Y-you make it sound so dirty...
So you can tie me to the bed and have your way with me.
I didn't think I was being coy that time...
Dude this is the third video, I can tell Im like super fucking shitfaced cause Im listening to mainstream murrican music and jammin out to it
I'll get the cuffs
Rin post a pic of you, like recently
I wanna see how you've aged
Jesus, isn't one shot like... 1.5 units of alcohol?
Of course, I am a pent up, possibly idiotic and immature degenerate after all~
Hey Burd bby,
I don't want to get up to cook food but I know I have to some day.
I've spent too much money to get a takeaway and fancy something light.
What is with you?
I can dream on, dream on, dream on, dream until my dreams come true, can't I Soto?
Wait, I don't dream. Fuck.
Y-yeah! O-okay, I'll um...
I'll be here...
Default answer is usually no,
but we'll see.
I might take one sometime this year.
Otherwise it's a no, because I don't have any recent photos.
Nigga what even is a unit?
I measure alcohol by bottles
So far I've had 2 fifths and a handle in 2 weeks
I-Is that a lot?
Oops forgot pic
Also run you must be getting uglier if you're scared to post yourself
internet is for hug not for fug
and I'll keep you there
stfu tokai yiou twat
Oh sounded like jap
An unit is one beer, one glass of wine or one shot here.
I'm just not any more confident than before
but I want to get better.
So if I do post a picture, I want it to because
I want to, not because someone else wants
Th-the room just got warmer...
internet is for hug not for fug
I'm keeping it.
Can't wait til I move out and it gets more stable ;;
Or maybe it will get worse, but I don't wanna think about that
Where are you moving?
Just across town to a different student house
i want someone to hug me
I don't even know.
I go by units, everyone goes by percentage.
Anything healthy is like 3 - 4 units daily, which is basically 1 and a half pints of lager. (who the actually just stops at one and a half pint?)
I drink 18 units of booze like... in one day, unhealthy, can be considered as binge drinking, but not too bad. Anything past 25 is a bad time.
You drank a lot.
That's all I'm gonna say.
wow subtle is such a bitch
m8 fit mi
Maybe it be wetter too
can I hug you with my dick?
-holds and pets-
I plead the fifth.
thanks for sharing!
You will never be held down as Sabs squishes you.
You will never be tied down as Tokai has his way with you.
Why even life?
would it be creepy if I said i had a dream involving you last night?
I was up late posting and watching netflix and it seeped in
Like in scary movie? sure.
I want to make food but don't want to.
And I definetly don't want a takeaway either.
This is so annoying.
Grrr... I'll just cook something anyway regardless.
was trawling /gif/
thought about linking elsewhere but didnt know if you would make it intime b4 404 or something
please, take me out back and shoot me
Ive watched far too many wayans brothers movies to know what happens next
Are you paying for your own internt? I pay like 28£ a month for mine. It's suffering.
1/3 of millenials living at home
no way. is this for serious?
I am considering drinking again when the game is on
THIS JUST IN. PEOPLE LIVE IN HOMES. WHAT WEIRDOS
It'll be split with my other housemates, so hopefully not that much, especially not £29/mo ^^
100% of non-homeless people live in homes
what's wrong, scooter? did you over-do it in a bibulous blowout?
was it a nice dream?
both brash british islanders, but how do you mean?
hmm I can find out in other ways
I meant they still live at home, with their parents.
A lot of them have the bulk of their lives paid for.
This is why they vote for Bernie, for his socialism.
I-In front of everyone?
But really what?
i STAYED UP ALL NIGHT...AGAIN... i DID HAVE A 2 HOUR NAP... BUT... PLEASE... PULL THE TRIGGER FOR ME...
I atleast listened to T&S new album for the first time though so thats awesome.
tfw making a shrine to my girls
I got a hand signed poster off them ^^
But please. rock it, cock it and blow my squish out
I dont know, i was suggesting wouold I fight
it was the comfiest dream i've had in a long time. Most of my dreams are fucked up. but this was just sitting and listening to a concert. was nice.
Yeah wish I could do that with mine, but they're not interested as the alternative is free. It's shit though, you have to let the buffer go for a bit to load a 720p video on Youtube.
I should get some CDs and burn my shit music onto it.
Make the album meme come true.
How much is the fish?
We must have been drinking from the same cup, 'cause I didn't get any sleep either.
But we will be tough and persevere, Scooter. We're manly men of sport and renown!
That sounds wonderful. What were we listening to?
are any ｃｏｏｌ ｋｉｄｓ on here
naah those eyes are scarey warey
oh lmao like that.
I made cancer.
BUT if sabs is stronk, I can be too!
Why no sleep? restless or partying in the sex dungeon?
I have the weekend off so fun fun.
Idk. I don't think it was important.
Sorry you didn't get to sleep and have comfy nais dreams.
My internal body temperature is in single digits on the regular, if that's what you mean.
That's a lie, I'm just a normal person.
I might'v'e died.
Yeah. Fuck. gotta make Thread UFC happen
I was excited for a minute.
I'm always wearing sweaters,
and long sleeves, so we can make believe
if that's what you want.
Scooter, can you please send me that later? I want to hear, but I can't at the moment. :(
And my dumb brain just wouldn't shut off. I dozed for about half an hour before my alarm sounded.
Trying to stay upbeat though. I hope you make the most of your weekend. ♥
I guess it was more about the company. I'm glad I got to be in your nice dream. That's sweet.
I think it was less you and more some girl I associated with you. Whoever she was she was a qt though.
Any plans for the weekend?
dont wory, I'll keep you safe~
mad danger tho
tfw you will behead scoots and be only one
Remind me if you can. or I might just spam them all through now. heh.
And I hate that, not meaning to sound smug, but I rarely get sleeping issues. I normally can get decent sleep in most situations.
But when I cant get sleep on the ultra rare occassion it freaks me out.
Sorry that your brain wouldnt bleep off.
But we're gonna make it! We're half way there! woah OH!
I also have another story for you in private though. Bazinga.
We will keep the beat up, I will try and make the most of it. Just gonna chill like the villain I am.
I am a mess. lol.
I AM THE DANGER
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
I just made hot mushroom soup, spiced with tabasco, cayenne pepper and mayo.
I think I just saved my life, guys.
Wish I could learn how to cook like a chef though, but takes time.
Plus, random shit in cupboard works well for me.
i'm a scooter, baby, so why dont you kill me.
we could save on the energy bill
broadband on the 21st
Soy un perdedor!
Between the two of us
we could probably turn a pool into a hot tub.
I AM GOING TO GO ROUND TWO
IM A MESS
SPEND ALL MY WELFARE ON COCAINE
Might just say "fuck it" send everyone pics of my dick in snapchat.
Because I am a mess.
Dragonite will never have a Mega Evolution because you can't give it's Mega Stone a good name.
oh god I remember this, it was all over the news
omhy yes, now I do need some ice water.
feels like I just ran a marathon..
Did you wake up feeling like everything was right with the world? Sometimes dreams will do that for you.
Today will be wasted on work. Tomorrow will be spent away from electronics and catching up on reading if things go well. You?
Have you ever had a song stuck in your head when you couldn't sleep? For some reason I had Ghosts of Beverly Drive stuck in there, but just the chorus. I never want to hear that song again!
I stopped you for Yanpassu'ing on the right.
Yeppers, songs and beats swirling voer and over and over and over.
Drives you crazy!
never hear that song again
BUT THAT WAS TO BE OUR FIRST DANCE!!!!!!
Ice water actually sounds nice.
Another cup of coffee will probably put me to space brain.
Unless you want to keep me from shaking.
You caught me.
I just woke up relaxed. It's such a nice change.
I'm staying overnight in London for work. I don't have time to do the galleries which sucks but it should mostly just be sitting which isn't bad.
What're you reading?
Is an usagi that stupid doge meme.
Cuz they suck
I'll hold everything in place!
but I gotta go have dinner noww
have fun today~
Enjoy your dinner!
lmao Subtle is so broke for a rich white guy
get fucked son
You'll be Billy Idoling then! (Dancin' with yo se-elf, oh oh.)
Lucky for you, this is a catch, hug, and release state.
I bought A Universe From Nothing a while back, so I want to devote some time to it. I'm pretty sure I won't make it all the way through, though. Someone told me it gets mathy halfway through. After that, Japan 1941.
I need to read more. I am a sucky reader. Please. Sabrina. All this suffering.
tfw its time for some deadpool
AND YOU ARE BEING REALLY FUCKING UNREASONABLE RIGHT NOW.
Sorry im just kinda happy and drunk, I just washed my car at like 8:30am with my little brother and decided to treat him to some breakfast so we're deciding where to go
Kinda thinking of going to an IHOP or some other kind of dinner, I wanted sushi but all the sushi joints dont open till 11am or so
Yo enjoy London though
Je ne comprends pas Anglais.
Qu'est que c'est <<release>>?
Oh neat, I'm just about to start Hiroshima.
Don't know the first one though. Pop sci is always sort of eh for me.
Like I said, I don't have time.
and it's not like I haven't been before.
You are a lovely sibling ^^
I'm a sucky reader too, hence playing catch-up recently. I just finished Doug Stanhope's new book though. It was surprisingly sweet.
It means I hug ya, then put you back down so you can scamper back to your comfy hidey hole in the forest!
I only recently heard about this gentleman:
I remember you meantioning that snippet the other night.
Did he not go full poundtown?
Maybe. Someday. I will finish my books.
Tu parle Francais?
Ou que vous utilisez un traducteur?
everyone can read french
That morning he was telling his supervisor how one bomb had destroyed the city, to which his supervisor told him that he was crazy, and at that moment the Nagasaki bomb detonated.
This is you btw
Actually, most of the people I speak to on the regular can't.
Did he not go full poundtown?
Oh, he stayed true to form and didn't hold anything back. But below all the vulgarity and stories about scamming people out of money when he worked at call centers was a genuine sweetness.
I used a translator. To quote the great Bruce Willis, "I only speak two languages; English and bad English."
One of those "truth is stranger than fiction" moments.
Niggersonic teenage warhead
Everyone has access to google translate ^^
He seems like a nice guy, below all the posturing and jokes.
Like, he shoots from the hip.
But not to be malicious.
Just call it as you see it.
Tout le monde pouve lire francais
la chose dificile c'est parler
Easiest language in the world
this guy single handedly averted all out nuclear war
Unlike the other subs in the flotilla, three officers on board the B-59 had to agree unanimously to authorize a nuclear launch: Captain Savitsky, the political officer Ivan Semonovich Maslennikov, and the second-in-command Arkhipov. Typically, Russian submarines armed with the "Special Weapon" only required the captain to get authorization from the political officer to launch a nuclear torpedo. However, due to Arkhipov's position as flotilla commander, the B-59's captain also was required to gain Arkhipov's approval. An argument broke out, with only Arkhipov against the launch.
this guy single handedly averted all out nuclear war
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