.swf thread

Flash is back. Post flash games, niggers. Maybe some other .swf files for old times' sake.

Other urls found in this thread:

media.8ch.net/file_store/84781f1e387b1d0cd880d888cb26613d87a6df7b986d97f7a5b1d5d47a673d8f.swf
volafile.io/get/kW50P35dw64OYw/JSK Studio.rar
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Fuck ye, does this mean /f/ is back?!

Video games.

I hope so.

It's time.

I guess I'm Abbadon the Despoiler now. Time to go on another Black Crusade.

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We take back our land.

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Damn user.

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Thank god.
Never thought I'd see the day.

Otherwise, this sounds awesome.

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Wew

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I remember posting this on a flash thread. Are you the user who did those crazy runs?

I'm okay with this

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SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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I think I got Doom Guy

Well, shit.

Posting obligatory flash for a Horny Vermin like me.

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Sage

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FUCK♂ YOU

Noice.

Yep. You bastard, I was hooked on that game for hours.
Those were my best times (completing the final boss, and 100% completion ignore the fact that I forgot to unlock the gold unlocks in my excitement), if anyone wants to try to beat them.

But Im not even Mark!

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I only have a few but okay.

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ONE MORE

You are genocide dwarf, the rogue zombie, destine to acquire (aquire? please fix it) the gods.

umm

Newfuckingfaggot.

Adding some comfy into the mix

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Eh, flash threads are supposed to be cozy.

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fuck off, you want me to spend 2 whole minutes capping and cropping and moving files around? I'm on linux not shilldows.

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PARTY HARD
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Awww yiss

Oh right I can post quake now.

Well I was going to play nice, but since I'm piercing the innocent…

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I'm so happy

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REQUESTING MOUSE VORE
SHIT SNAKE
GO FOR THE HIGH SCORE

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Is that Cr1TiKaL?

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testing with oldie

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That not good enough for you?

see

hehehehehehehe AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAA!!

media.8ch.net/file_store/84781f1e387b1d0cd880d888cb26613d87a6df7b986d97f7a5b1d5d47a673d8f.swf

Keep that shit dead and buried where it belongs.

WE HTML5 NOW.

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fug

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Post some good HTML5 games then.

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I knew this power would eventually consume me.

Huh.

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So, .swf threads are pretty much webm threads, but with shitty quality and screencaps?

Fuck off newfag.

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They will be soon.
As soon as this one 404s some fag is going to make the thread again and post exactly the same files day in, day out.

No one cares that >>>/webm/ exists so why should they care that >>>/f/ exists?

Nigga every worthwhile old 4chan flash has been converted to .webm a long time ago barring the select few interactive ones which get constantly reposted in the flash game threads anyway.

Are we posting feels? Because I can feels tonight. The last one hits hard because gay space stuff. I just bought a bottle of spiced rum
I'de share it with my friends if I had any

>>>/f/ had a small but dedicated community until the owner went full retard and brought back the classic list at the cost of pruning all the threads. Since the board was slow to begin with it killed off most everybody left.

I still go there from time to time though. Last post I made was some months ago.

First one was great.

I am here to fulfill my destiny

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING….

GOD DAMN IT, IT'S TOO FUCKING SAD. MAKE THE FEELS STOP

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fuck, this one hit too close to home.

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I saw the future.

It's so bright, we're all going to need sunglasses, Fam.

What the fuck is that amazing music?

The feels will never end user.

post grid samples

1024,32852,0,1056,32768,160,1024,32834,32768,1152,0,33092,1024,256,32776,1664

am i missing something here?

It's flashing me back to watching the anime. It was a sad storyline user. It hits me right in the feels everytime because I'm a fairly empathetic person.

I'm feeling feels over the revival of swfs.

so you're a fag and like to eat shit (aka watch anime), k

where do you think you are

lol faggot

here's another one
0,16640,17408,16424,0,9216,256,4176,32768,512,256,16404,17408,8448,8272,8192

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I've had this saved forever, I finally have a reason to post this.

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it seems i have a job to do.

How do we interpret this?

Its time

65538,64,864,16416,1056,312,66448,34392,18472,12444,12308,18470,99392,896,4,65536

you right click on the grid and "copy," you then paste into any text input.

I forgot to add that you can copy one of the grid samples and paste it into the grid.

Niggered together inline script from the Holla Forums webm one.
if (typeof _ == 'undefined') { var _ = function(a) { return a; };}function setupSwf(thumb, url) { if (thumb.swfAlreadySetUp) return; thumb.swfAlreadySetUp = true; var swf = null; var spaceFiller; var swfContainer, swfHide; var expanded = false; var fileInfo = thumb.parentNode.querySelector(".fileinfo"); var mouseDown = false; function unexpand() { if (expanded) { expanded = false; swfContainer.style.display = "none"; swf.src = ""; thumb.style.display = "inline"; swf.style.maxWidth = "inherit"; swf.style.maxHeight = "inherit"; spaceFiller.style.maxWidth = "inherit"; spaceFiller.style.maxHeight = "inherit"; } } function getSwf() { if (swf == null) { swf = document.createElement("iframe"); swf.src = url; swfHide = document.createElement("img"); swfHide.src = configRoot + "static/collapse.gif"; swfHide.alt = "[ - ]"; swfHide.title = "Collapse swf"; swfHide.style.marginLeft = "-15px"; swfHide.style.cssFloat = "left"; swfHide.addEventListener("click", unexpand, false); spaceFiller = document.createElement("img"); spaceFiller.innerHTML = "Loading..."; spaceFiller.src = 'data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP///wAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAICRAEAOw==' swfContainer = document.createElement("div"); swfContainer.style.paddingLeft = "15px"; swfContainer.style.display = "none"; swfContainer.appendChild(swfHide); swfContainer.appendChild(swf); swfContainer.appendChild(spaceFiller); thumb.parentNode.insertBefore(swfContainer, thumb.nextSibling); } else { swf.src = url; } } thumb.addEventListener("click", function(e) { getSwf(); expanded = true; swf.style.position = "absolute"; swf.style.pointerEvents = "inherit"; swf.style.display = "inline"; swf.style.width = "50%"; spaceFiller.style.position = "static"; spaceFiller.style.pointerEvents = "inherit"; spaceFiller.style.display = "inline"; swfHide.style.display = "inline"; swfContainer.style.display = "block"; swfContainer.style.position = "static"; swf.parentNode.parentNode.removeAttribute('style'); thumb.style.display = "none"; setTimeout(expand2, 100); e.preventDefault(); }, false); function expand2() { swf.style.maxWidth = "100%"; swf.style.maxHeight = window.innerHeight + "px"; spaceFiller.style.width = $(swf).outerWidth() + 'px'; spaceFiller.style.height = $(swf).outerWidth() * 0.75 + 'px'; swf.style.height = spaceFiller.style.height; var bottom = swf.getBoundingClientRect().bottom; if (bottom > window.innerHeight) { window.scrollBy(0, bottom - window.innerHeight); } }}function setupSwfsIn(element) { var thumbs = element.querySelectorAll("a.file"); for (var i = 0; i < thumbs.length; i++) { if (/(\.swf)$/.test(thumbs[i].pathname)) { setupSwf(thumbs[i], thumbs[i].href); } else { var m = thumbs[i].search.match(/\bv=([^&]*)/); if (m != null) { var url = decodeURIComponent(m[1]); if (/(\.swf)$/.test(url)) setupSwf(thumbs[i], url); } } }}setupSwfsIn(document);if (window.MutationObserver) { var observer = new MutationObserver(function(mutations) { for (var i = 0; i < mutations.length; i++) { var additions = mutations[i].addedNodes; if (additions == null) continue; for (var j = 0; j < additions.length; j++) { var node = additions[j]; if (node.nodeType == 1) { setupSwfsIn(node); } } } }); observer.observe(document.body, {childList: true, subtree: true});}

these stats seem to do less than the ones in dark souls.

I've got a present for you.

fuck whoops, here's the real final version

user, did you just take away my misfortune?
Because this made my day.


Pic Related

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I want to sway back and forth now

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fug

I'm swaying.
Let's all sway.

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cuk

actually does anyone know what remix this is? if it's available seperate…

Are you hitting the link or the thumbnail?

I found it on soundcloud a while ago."Disko Biskit (Original Mix)"

sweet thanks

Is there a way to remove ads from a swf?

I will slay /y/
For /u/

God damn it where's the spider flash.

FUCK YOU

That's all I've kept this tab filled with garbage open for too, to be honest.

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you are excellent

64,4640,4160,5200,4112,69640,71696,98888,69892,4096,69768,69696,71696,37920,37440,36928

my autism senses are tingling

how do you feel about this one?

I'm actually surprised this one sounded as good as it did

3868,674,3868,0,62,3978,644,640,0,3874,702,3874,0,1838,2218,3770

0,0,64512,252,64512,0,0,0,0,0,64512,33020,32768,33272,32768,0

for whatever reason the hand holding the burger is lower fidelity than the rest of char and is clearly shop'd. I don't know how they managed that other than downscaling the hand and then subsequently upscaling it again.

The burger also has a much higher contrast and general sharpness than the rest of the image so it looks jarring.

You have good eyes, don't let them go to waste.

I'm a meme connoisseur.

10,69632,20480,2048,34856,1024,512,256,128,0,5152,16,70664,0,0,16388

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A true classic from the golden age of Flash.

…and when I looked up the other parts I just found out he's making another one… I'm not entirely sure what to think about that.

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Reminds me of that draw with me set of flashes from a way back.
Don't have the flashes on me so here's the full set on youtube.

Huh, so he is.

DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE KIRBY

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Does anyone remember the spider web game that had a monologue put into it? And if you do would you happen to also remember the source?

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1024,3584,7168,14384,14456,7420,4046,1924,34688,118720,64736,30832,12400,224,448,128

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MY NIGGA

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HOLT FUCKING SHIT I REMEMBER THIS GAME
I PLAYED THIS GAME ON CRAZY MONKEY GAMES.COM ALL THE TIME.

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Reminder that flash games are the true indie games and not the SJW shit on Steam made by large studios from San Fransisco

GOD FUCKING DAMN THANK YOU


FUCK YOU

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lol whats with the holocaust denial? is that an edit or part of the game?

alright

Anyone got that one game, it's like you have a tribe. You can make the chicks fat or skinny, they have different skills. Spiritual and stuff.

Fuck I'm sure I had it from a Flash thread

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I got you covered.

Oh shit bro, that's it, thanks so much user!

The truest art:
1536,3584,7168,14384,14456,7420,4046,1926,100224,118720,64736,30832,12400,224,448,384

Oh man, this all takes me so far back.

do none of these have the opening words?

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top kek
Died when he said "McHolocaust".

let's try this.

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Kirby is hardcore.

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why are you still here

I don't know what you speak of user

Just to suffer?

I love this game, but the RNG levels are absolute bullshit. I am fully convinced the game cheats on behalf of the enemy. I've lost far, far too many times to an enemy three full dices below me.

This god's rules are arbitrary and capricious.

hitting the thumbnail, and both links above it, still tries to download it instead of playing it
a buddy linked me an swf file here and firefox opened it and played it instead of trying to download it

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I guess i was expecting that to get far worse than it did. That god needs to learn a thing or two about true terror.

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Well that could've been explained a lot better. Though now it's a cakewalk.

Didn't know that was how it worked. I just started with small gains to unify my dice & then slowly conquered the map from there.

Anyone have CoC?

It's in the H-Game thread but I'll upload again I guess.

kek

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Old thoughts return, in great waves of nostalgia.

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Hurts just a little bit.

My body is ready…

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I think I am destined to become part of the EU?

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Good, good. Let the islam flow into you.

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Fuck, this is hitting me harder than it should

does someone have that flash game where you have to click on the girls tits to make them grow?

I've been looking for that one for a long ass time.

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Go home abandonwheels.

I have all the Zone .swfs if anyone wants a specific one.

You never noticed that one of our banners is Kirby giving Ness the best blowjob of his life?

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wait for a full loop then click Chuck to break the ruuruus
I haven't kept up with Zone in a while, what's his most recent flash?

Either Kill La Kill or Biocock, can't remember.

He's been working on an Extreme Ghostbusters flash for a while, but we're still waiting on it.

Fucking hell, it's been more than a year since the last animation. There's no justice in this world.

I'm a fucking punchline.
I'm okay with this.

lel

Anyone have Harmony?

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This one im sure.

Do you know how to unlock the casino? I got it last time, seemingly randomly, but I don't know if there are triggers for it.

well, besides the bioshock one.

Do you mean Robot Unicorn Attack? First SWF posted by

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Enjoy your AIDS

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Dunkey, is that you?

Anybody have that dungeon escape game on flash? The one in black and white where you had to click fast to avoid dying

look out /x/, alien Mexicans comin' fo' yo' ass!

Beware!

Does anyone have that game where sand falls from the sky. I forget what it's called, but it was on a black background and you could draw things that would effect how the sand would flow.

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Good times. In a horrible kind of way.

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ayy

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This game is awesome. Needs online play.

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This has been a great thread. Thanks to everyone who posted.

I belive you are talking about the Pyrosand series.

Is there ending where you get some fucking context about what is going on in the relationship or is this just pretentious garbage?

I think the girl represents an addiction of some sort, the lines in that VN imply the MC has a problem with co-dependence or something.

Gonna try to upload the current version.

Tried uploading current version, which seems to have simultaneously been both posted and not posted.

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this is a terrible way to start off a thread

Post em all

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dumping all the JSK flashes I have

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Most of these are too big to dump multiple in one post

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Theres three more I have that are RPG-like but they're too big to upload

Piss Cthulhu saves the day again by killing everyone

And they break the moment you switch scenes, too. At least and do.

One of the precious few "lolrandumb" flash games that actually pulled it off. Good choice.

Stop the press faggots, i became Kars!

So uh, bored housewife gives her husband head in the end?

I don't get it

This one too

This was Depression Quest before Depression Quest… except actually lures you into playing more than once.

Yeah, it seems to break when I try to do the first rape scene.

I did not see this in my cards.

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Maybe this version will work.

Nope.

She's a manifestation of his addiction. most likely heroine or some other intravenous drug.
That's why if you stay with her you end up in the hospital at the end, because you almost OD'ed.
I mean yeah it's artsy but you could at least try to read between the lines .

Crash at rape moment.
Nice.

Breaks when it changes scenes. Any other links?

I could just drop the whole collection into our dropbox if we can't get it working any other way. The toilet one however is broken no matter what.

Might be the only way.
Maybe its trying to load some ancillary SWF or something.

I hope the file isn't damaged or corrupted.

Shouldn't be I can play it fine directly from the folder.

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How do I use Flash now? Adobe Flash isn't safe and shit.

I have a similar collection with a bunch of other JSK knockoffs, I'll see if I can post them sometime.

I'm uploading it to our vola right now so it'll be up for grabs in just a second.

to our what?

Here's that minus8 Rhythm Heaven flash.

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I got it, thanks user
Now the question is how do I get the translations to work on files like devilgirl

user there is a translated version in the folder I posted.

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The first one keeps cutting out at untrue.

huh, so it does

what's a vola

Lurk more. Especially the Share thread.

how new are you?


Also I think it's about time for a new thread as this one seems to be past the bump limit.

New thread

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Unless someone else uploaded their JSK folder, there is not

user its right here volafile.io/get/kW50P35dw64OYw/JSK Studio.rar

It was the right one then, but the only version of devil girl there is the untranslated one. I'll download it again anyway just to be sure

Vampire hunter should be in there. The one without the N is the right one but I could post the folder seperately.

a pool of malware, porn and video games

I'm not talking about vampire hunter, I'm talking about first flash in

That is the translated version. Everything except the title screen is translated.

It's not

I might have to go back to the flash sites I went on and get some more shit that's a decade old.