Neptunia Thread

In case of emergency I will go to gameindustri so I can find and marry Vert. Then we'll build Academia 4XX AF as the new capitol of Leanbox while simultaneously dominating shares of Gameindustri.

I want to cuddle in bed with Uzume
and Kurome
and especially Blanc
and do nothing lewd

Thread, I made this for you.

I like it.

That is some dedicated autism.
I didn't catch anything off with that, then again I just woke up.
Good job m8.

Who would you cast in a live action neptunia movie?

And I want to get off my lazy ass and get the wedding over with Nepgear.

And then I'll have her become my personal monster girl

Not bad.

Nice, you should do more.

user go to bed, never bring this up again.

Stop

Kind of absolutely amazing. More?

I would throw it away in the garbage bin because fuck live action anything.

Your choice of actors are also complete shit.

You'd have to open up a gateway to Heaven to find angels beautiful enough to capture the essence and presence of the Neps.

What is this heresy?

I haven't heard a lot of the music since I only have 10 hours in Re;birth1. Which tracks from which games should I keep an ear out for?

Re;Birth 1's battle theme

Don't let Hollywood get their hands on them. They'll turn the series into some hyper-progressive leftist propaganda.

There's a ton in V-II that are amazing, so when you get to that one, there's quite a few songs that stand out. But take your time with the series and enjoy it.

I wanted that too. This isn't mine, but I found it while looking for tracks already covered.

CUTE!

That's actually awesome. Nice work.

In your nep related daydreams and sexual fantasies, are they subbed? dubbed? do you somehow implicitly understand what they're saying? do you speak japanese? etc…

I want to eat pudding with Neptune and play videogames with her as we laugh at dumb, unfunny memes into the late hours of the night

And to cuddle together while playing video games and drinking hot cocoa

I wanna cuddle a Nep. I want warmth and intimacy that only a Nep could give.

I mean, I would be okay if it lead to lewd stuff, too.

You must be a raging normalfag. We're already having Monster Hunter ruined by those greedy semites, isn't that enough for you?

Well, yeah it would be okay, but I just want to cuddle, feel their warmth next to me, listen to their breathing etc

Same here, it would be nice. I desire that even more than lewding

That's like asking for a live action version of an anime, nothing good will come of it. Also:
Please no, she's already in the live action GiTS.

It's an incredibly intense feeling. Both for the body and the mind. And that's not even touching the lewding part.

oh yeah
im so excited to see how they change neptune lore to a bunch of girls fighting the patriarchy

I want to spend a week in a nice cabin with Noire where we could cuddle by the fire and go hiking in the mountains

why not just cast them all as themselves?

You see this face? This is the face of true lewd terror.
Chaos Girl Quest when?

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This is the part were the Big Bro runs far away as possible.

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Just let it happen.

I know it's futile, but, dammit, doing the girl who sees you as an Big Brother figure is not cool.

Maybe she just wants a hug from her Onii-chan.

I-i hope…

For you, maybe.

I'm surprised noone's made the appropriate edit yet. I'll fix that.

Thats just not going to work for me

Noticed some gaps; nuked.

I'm sorry user-kun, but it's too late for me. No matter how far I run, she'll always be able to find me. If I'm luck and escape from her, it'll only last for a week or two max.

I BET REI IS BEHIND THIS!

GOD DANM IT REI WHY DO YOU LEWD UP THE NEPS, WHY CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

I'm actually grateful for lewd chaos neps
thank you rei

everybody loves reimond

I'd love to say I'm back from sleep, but it's quite not the case

My body is ready. And these claws look like they pack quite the hurt.

Wait, so Nepgear is actually the younger sister? I think I found myself a new fetish, bigger younger sisters.

Yes, Nepgear is the younger sister, Neptune is the elder one. They know how confusing it is to people.

How can one Nep a Nep without actually Nepping the Nep? For that matter how can you Nep anything without Nepping? And to top that off what is this fucking Nepu~ and why is it interfering with my attempted Nepping? Anons this is a serious fucking conundrum.

That's kinda hard to explain, but I'll do my best.

Just nep a Nep without nepping her no matter how hard it is. It's true it's hard, but it's doable.

As for the Nepu~, I have no answers.

This is some next level shit and you just drop it like its common knowledge.

But it is common knowledge. You won't be able to go even further beyond if you're nepping your nep every time you nep.

You gotta be gentle when you Nep your Nep. Don't Nep too hard or you'll start Nepping her.

The nep and nepping are pretty much indistinguishable. When you do one, you must do the other as well. Thats like saying, "I can see the tree yet I cannot see."

To nep is to live, if nepping hurts then why must I live? The nep leads into nepping naturally so why even nep?

And that is where you're wrong. Having nepped my nep without nepping her several times, I can guarantee it is feasible, although it's quite hard considering how tempting the delicious body of a nep can be. It's a matter of self-control, and if you can't control yourself, you may end up hurting your nep.

I'm afraid you are succumbing to the lust of Nepping your Nep, however, you can still be helped. It's pretty much what said. You must have self control, user. For your Nepfu. Lewd isn't a bad thing, but you must learn the difference between Nepping your Nep and Nep your Nep

i will teach you

Neps need to Nep though. If what you say is true then I have to Nep gently but how do I show my Nep that I can Nep if I don't Nep at maximum power?

This makes the greatest what the fuck kinda Nep are you doing user?

youre technically correct. a slight revision for clarity.

Its like… Things are coming into focus now.

Starting to get a bit annoyed with this meme.

Nep off

Don't post one without the other user.

Now I'm really confused. Is "nep" only in the localization? Should we be using "nepu" instead now?

There is a very good reason why I didn't post that

Considering "nepu" came from japanese pronounciation "Neputyunu"(or something like that) and "nep" is a result of english pronounciation…I dunno, decide for yourself how you want to nep your nepu, or nepu your nep

I'm indifferent to it

No, her name's Neptune.
Nips can't say "nep" on it's own because of their language composition. Would you say we should be calling her "nepchuun" like the nips do too?

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Regardless its your duty to show potential future Neppers the difference in quality.

With Proof

is there though? with sincerity?

nice BOOB

The "uu" part is just a trailing sound due to difficulty with p's. Japanese doesn't have p sounds in their language I think.

The word itself is fine, but retards overusing it and dragging some really long drawn out joke that ends up being literally nothing gets me steamed, they end up killing it quicker.

The word "Neptune" in the song was pronounced as

gematsu.com/2016/09/four-goddesses-online-cyber-dimension-neptune-runs-unreal-engine-4
So yeah, this is a thing

That's what I was getting at. The song would be killed with the proper pronunciation.

I don't know what IF/CH originally intended for our version, maybe the nips made the neps without thinking foreigners would be able to understand nepping. We'll never know now that NISA made all the localization choices and IFI has to stick with them for the sake of consistency.

Wow, what genre is this supposed to be?

maybe those japs need an alphabet instead of macaroni

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That's unexpected

based on the paper cutout characters i hypothesize it will be along the same vein as paper mario.

Oh, didn't catch you're implication

Old news user, hope it turns out good though- it's the only new thing of the Neptune series known so far.

It's a pronounced word, and fuck localization knowing what was originally intended is all we should ever need. I'm only interesting in what Iffy wrote in the script, not some faggot that thinks their opinion should be the script instead.

Can't wait.

If I remember correctly, it was to be an MMORPG game from the in-game series 4Goddess online.
An mmorpg paper mario would be pretty crazy though.
I'd buy it

Does this mean it has a budget? I'm pretty excited.

Actually she just has a super Onii-chan fetish. She doesn't really see you as a Big Brother, just wishes you were her Big Brother so you could Nep the hell out of her and she could get off to her fetish.

She almost looks a little too dominating like that. Kind of scary. Kind of sexy since it's Nepgear.

Maybe it's Rei's power that corrupts Neps? Goes from Nep to Nep, giving them Chaos forms.

She acts like the younger sister, too. She is bigger than Neptune, but I'm not sure why they make it a joke in the series since Nepgear always seems like the younger one to me.

Wait, is Tamsoft involved with this game? I hope not.

You mean she's canonically into incest porn?

Well, her bonus voices from Mk2 has her asking you if it's okay if she calls you her Onii-chan. Then, all her drama CDs have her getting really touchy feely with her Onii-chan in hopes of getting him/you to "notice her more."

What does nep mean?

Why didn't i notice this sooner?

It means nepu~

chaos pururut

Welp, guess I won't be able to look at Nepgear the same way ever again.

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The bonus Voice:
youtu.be/hwlDTOurG_k?t=45s

Drama CDs:
youtu.be/g9mrkfeK8_Y
youtu.be/CcjfiEaXeLA

help

GUYS
Neptunia has been dead since August. They're just using a body double now.
Be advised.

I know that feeling, bro.

Compile Heart is listed as the developer for the game

They mentioned that it was an action RPG, though exactly what form that means has yet to be defined. Could be monster hunter esque, could be kingdom heart esque, or could be something similar to Xenogears pesudo mmo system.

Is this still on the Vita or is it moving to PS4?

Pick one.

S-she can manage it, I have faith in her.

Ha ha! I just hope it doesn't go to uncanny valley.

Why would it?

Lets just say without all those fancy shaders and other magic behind the game, the characters might look a bit odd.

What does that have to do with UE4?

Never mind.

UE4 doesn't prevent them from doing anything along those lines.

Plus this series' models never looked that bad in a void to begin with, either.

RB3 already makes her chug like a bitch, and it's not even that technically demanding. If you try an cram UE4 in her she'll fucking explode.

Rei deserves hugs! Rei would never do something so intentionally, it was probably on accident if all this was even her fault

Compa is the cutest little game developer, I would definitely cook food with her, go on adventures and start a family

Poor Uni

bumping with second best maker

Thanks to homebrew, overclocking is an option now. I believe she'll be able to play the Nep games at 60 fps

wew

their shitposting even made it into the game

might be a bit too lite on this one

*late

What is the best maker? And why is it Iffy?

Be careful that you don't damage her.

the best maker of babies

neptunia sux
everyone posting in thread is dumb

What if it makes her insides melt?

I want to melt uni's insides with my dick

but I like cute girls

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peeing in her butt

Why is Uni trying to act more cute than she actually is in this pic? That's not tsundere at all!

Well that's a hell of a step up tech wise. VERY interesting.

Chaos Plutia would theoretically flip her personality into lewd mommy mode, given her homey interests in human form…

I don't play favorites either.

Don't you want Neptunia done in the style of MGS5, user?

I do not

Uh uh.

I want to fuck Nepgear until she is pregnant.

Guys Neptunia is dead. Its a hologram now.

Pleb

She'll only let you do that if you're biologically related.

But I spoke to Neptunia yesterday, how can she be dead?

Ah, come on. It's not the first time Kojima released 2/3rds of a game.

Just gotta wait for NEC to release the next gen TurboGrafx to get the final part, just like last time.

Anyway I was thinking more along the lines of graphical presentation, although there is something to be said about the concept of autistic teenage girls fighting as superpowered mercenaries in a shithole country.

Because they're using IBM's Jeopardy winning computer to power her conversational AI.

You don't have to biologically related. You just have to have high enough affection for her to consider you her Onii-chan.

Pudding Day never happened.

She seems to enjoy pretending it's real in her audios. I can't imagine what horrible childhood experience would have given her this fetish though.

The experience of being the one that has to take care of her older sister and not having someone that could take care of her, so when (You) come into the picture, she wants to feel what it would be like to have an older sibling that you can depend on, but because you are still a guy that has feelings for her, it ends up bordering on incest

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SURELY YOU JESTIN

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It's hereditary.

It depends. It can also be the fact she grows feelings on you while still wanting you to take care of her as her Onii-chan, which is the most logical outcome if you're taking the Bonus CDs into account. Or a mix of both.

Just give it a thought, it might bring something interesting.

I'd pet her.

feels bad, I want my new PC so I can play VII in full glory

What the fuck is wrong with that voice?

Nice butts. Now give me more.

I bet the makers have some weird fetishes, too. Compa likes playing doctor. Cave can only get off to fucking while being shot at in high tense situations. MAGES. only mates for science. IF only dates people that have motorcycles.

Its the English dub.

If it's supposed to sound like a young woman it fails on all accounts. It sounds more like a forty something without a sultry voice trying to hit on me which has happened numerous times and man I dunno how to take that.

Well her dub actor is 43 so you ain't far off

Sometimes I feel like Nepgear is the only one anyone ever likes.
Where are the posts about Noire?
Where are the DFC Uni/Rom/Ram/Blancfags?
There is like TWO people who regularly post about Uzume.
Hell I'd even take that one femanon who likes Vert so I'm not the only one posting her semi-regularly
Makers get brought up once in a blue moon, makerposters are usually DoA, RIP in peaces, I hope the maker of your dreams carried your soul into the halls of Valhalla.
Ironically its the Neptune lovers who seem to be the most balanced, posting habits wise until threadkillers.

Why would you make such an older woman voice an obvious young sounding female?
Unless the voice actress is good she'll fall flat on her face trying to mimic a young woman. This is incredibly unsound logic and no I don't like it. I assume they outsourced the dub to some part of Canada?

I only like the ones I could possibly be compatible with. Apparently Neptune, as well as Vert fill that category. I like the other dominant one but apparently chances are she would probably kill me during sex and I'm not really into anything involving BDSM. I'm too vanilla for this shit I just like hand holding and kissing during sex, it isn't a fetish I just think it's normal to do that.

So, are we talking cruisers or one of those zippy little sport things?

The faster, the better. Iffy is like a gust of wind.

Nope, Funimation.

That could be said for some other characters.

I don't really like to post over and over about favorites, it can get a little tiring and messes with the whole anonymity thing thanks to IDs.

Plutia's my own pick. I rate a bunch of Neps highly, honestly. There's very few I dislike.

Funimation was always shit, screw those idiots. Overcharge for a few episodes and they continue to do it again and again. Pretty sure Funimation uses a Canadian voice acting studio as it's cheaper over here as the actors work dirt cheap I guess. It's all bullshit to me man.

Nice trips. I like Plutia's goddess form myself. Otherwise she'd probably kill me if I tried to get with her.

Eh? What?

Nothing seems to be pointing towards that but I wouldn't be surprised.

Still funny they added a GG reference to Prison School

What isn't?

Well liking who you like is a given but its like the fags of the other characters just fucking died or left because summer ended.

The reason we can't have rainbow panties and 2 DLC characters in Estival Titty Ninjas Versus

Man I can't do anything against those trips.

I just wanna stick me dick in a good woman who likes me a lot maybe loves me. Even if it's only ten years I get out of it and she leaves me at least I had something.

what kind of jerk makes fun of neptunes voice

What kind of jerk-off likes English Neptunes voice?
Not me.

you have no hope

I never did in the first place. I was born broken, I'm even worse off now. Misery loves my company, darkness is for idiots. Me, myself, and I are the greatest gifts to my own universe that can never be shared, my secrets will always be mine. I am forever doomed the walking failure in this lowly thing everyone calls life. If I were dead it wouldn't change a thing.

My nigga

There's a lot of Gearfags here. Actually about a year ago I would have said that there were a fair number of Blanc fans as well but that seems to have died down; Vert and Plutia seem to be a little more popular now, Noire to a lesser degree but still better than she had been.

Rei's gotten popular as of late too, not only here but I'm seeing a fair amount of OC being made elsewhere of her. Can't complain as she's a hell of a character.

Anyway, I normally don't image dump, but here's some uncommon shit.

Well, the third and fourth image are pretty uncommon. The first and second are somewhat uncommon. I've seen the fifth quite a few times though. Like, pretty sure I saw it last thread. Still good images though.
Here's some images I haven't seen in a while.

Also, does anyone have a the source for the second image. Like, not in Chinese?

That Noire looks awful

Well, that's because she's black.

I just think the hairstyle just doesn't work on her.

Shes all right if she kept the twintails, white or tanned.

I will admit that Noire looks pretty good with twintails. Kind of wonder what other Neps would look like with twintails. Or ponytails. Ponytail Nepgear is pretty cute.>>10773760

Although I haven't really been posting much lately due to the thread speed when I'm awake, and other things to keep me busy

Can I just point out that black girls cannot ever have straight hair. Every time you see that it's a weave or a wig. I know that's not relevant to 2D but I just want to make sure everyone is aware of this.

I wouldn't say black, but definitely brown or mocha

I was making a joke that she's Noire.

Yes yes, of course. I don't think any of us are deranged to think 2D features will work in reality

It might work with Gear and 5pb

I've been away for a long time due to work and school

Whoops, I should have caught that joke sooner

At the risk of sounding like a gigantic faggot and a tool, Just because someone is black doesn't make then a nigger and I like me some cinnamon as shown

Pic is very questionably related.

Image 5 isn't familiar either. I'll try again.

Well the second image was from a long ass time ago. Also, it's in Chinese. Meaning that someone translated it into Chinese at least.

Fix your typo or I'll tell you that you type like one

You know what?
No.
FUCK YOU.
I LIKE CINNAMON WOMEN COME AT ME YOU FAGGOTS

Fellas pls, think of the neps

Savage

I can nep too.

That's actually really cute.

wait until next sale and hopefully someone dumps rebirth 2

UNATCO?

See
I've had one since early last week, but the niggas forgot to update the OP.

woot.

That's not strictly true. I don't know about Africans, but Indians and Pacific Islanders can definitely have straight hair.

>Blanc is a cleric, Ram is a kunoichi and Rom is Saber
This must be one strange dimension

see, I find it stupid to pick favorites because they change on the daily. I suppose my enduring preference is for uni because I'm weak to her type.

I will say that gear is a rare combination of cute+hot and that is likely the reason she's so well-liked

No, Savage.

Number 1: that's terror.

Number 2: that's terror.

Get the hell out of here, Denton.

Nonsense
On 4chan
Hello
Just like in the games :^

Back from sleep.

From what I've seen, the fan diversity is quite large here. It's just that the ones posting the most here are Neptune and Gear lovers. And honestly, I don't care about which one is the favorite here as long as we can keep our civil and comfy discussions here.

Oh, the memories.

Gya, put down that banana, you're drunk.

deviantart was a mistake

I bet Blanc's legs are cold and that they feel good against face

I bet Neptune's butt also feels good against face

Now is not the time for fear.

That comes later.

Lowee is cold so Blanc needs hugs to warm herself up

Stop

This is just the beginning.

You should clearly stop at that point.

OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH

I can get behind thick nepus but this is beyond acceptable

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We have thick too.

Much better

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I'd put neps on a stake

Iris is that you?

I don't think Iris has a dick

Thought you meant stake

stake=dick
Please user, you knew what I meant since the begginig

I've never heard of that before, excuse me

Deviantart thinks she does but luckily that's one of the few things I won't post here.

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Fat neps are at least biologically the same as normal neps. Futa neps are a step beyond the pale.

B-But I love Noire.

I just don't want to be that Noire avatar fag and I like all the other Neps too, so I post every Nep

Speaking from experience(4/v/) these retards are annoying

You talking about cuckchan's Noirefag that keeps trying to sleep with their Gearfag?

nah, a compafag, but thats also cancer

I'm happy I never go there.

Also, file size limit is 12MB(!) now. So feast your eyes upon this 12MB clip of Blanc's flying hat.

So he doesn't actually like the neps, he just uses one to be a attention whore
sage because I don't want to bump the thread talking about their /nepgen/

So, who'd win in a INT contest between Neptune and Tohka?
And a fight between Codename: Princess and Purple Heart?

I'm pretty sure Neptune is a lot smarter than Tohka. Actually I'm extremely sure of that one.

I'm not really sure about the fight, but unless Purple Heart is in her NEXT form I think Tohka would win. Honestly the CPU's don't seem to be extremely strong on their own.

It would depend on what CPU processor parts Purple Heart would have on before her NEXT form.

Blanc needs a MAGA hat to be honest.

Seems reasonable. Assuming that only her personality and body change, then her intelligence stays the same.
Which would mean that Neptune is as smart as she is in HDD, and Purple Heart definitively acts smarter than Tohka.

Deploying countermeasures.

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Just purge the shit with cuteness.

Needs more purging.
I was not prepared for this.

Makes me think, how would it be to raise a little nep that looks just like her mother alone? If the mother died

Somebody actually drew fetish art of Little Vert.

Humanity is dead to me.

but why

You saying it wasn't dead to you before this point?

No, I'm usually pretty optimistic. You see, I collect awful pictures from deviantart because they are humorous. I don't mind wading through mountains of Plutia diapers and Nepgear vore because it's harmlessly ridiculous.

But seeing someone prey on Little Vert, a character that appeared in maybe one CG, a character that shouldn't have enough presence to attract these crazy sickos actually left me feeling taken aback. This is definitely a new level of depravity that I did not expect.

You underestimate DA's autism

Ten thousand times this. DA should be purged of all these heretics once and for all.

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I know its DA but…

COMIC SANSSSSSS

These are all 100% true

wew, a whole slew of ID changes

Cave is cute

I've got enough to do without spending time neppposting

But you miss the part where Compa doesn't know why she's so "irritated" in her nurse outfit around her onii-chan/husbando until he surprises her

for the gentleman of supreme taste in all of us

more

Aw, how cute.

That pic is pretty benign compared to the extremes they could have gone-.

DELETE THIS

Oh, have you seen it before?

The fuck is going on? That's not how you're meant to handle Nepgears.

Don't do it

So I just finished Zero Dimension.
Is that it for big Nep and Uzume?

Apparently in this dimension neps become predators or they become prey.

Too late Iffy.

You don't even know who Uzume is really. Of course not. Just know that in the next arc, you have to do a bunch of specific things to unlock the true end, so you might want to get a guide for it.

Absolutely disgusting.

This is why you carry pocket knives on you

Knife goes in, guts come out

No, not at all. Keep playing.

oh shit
I'm pitching a tent over here, I need mental help

I prefer the alternative scenario where the two candidates that are best friends don't consume or eviscerate each other.

Here you go then, I don't have a use for it.

Of course.

Advice still stands.

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!

Spare the others this, please

I feel bad

>People getting so worked up over vore
You'd think that kind of reaction would be warranted for guro or something.

Guro is more disgusting, but vore is much more autistic and cringe-worthy.

They are both equally disgusting and immoral.

They're both shit.

where the fuck are we getting all this money for all these filesize limit upgrades

It is from things CM has been doing to the site that the filesize got upgraded.

Arf's is 100% accurate.

I swear Men Don't Scream uses imageboards, there's a fair amount of vernacular that seems familiar to this kind of environment.

Alloyrabbit and TayAyase on the other hand…

Jim and CM selling rare Pepe's on the black market.

Well at least he isn't Mystic.

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This is fucking good.
>main character??
>super gay for robots
>one man team rocket
>actually kinda cute
>his kids love him so whos the loser here

I think it adds to the image and makes the descriptions even better.

I don't care, Comic Sans kills me

This.

It's a shit typeset, but it still has it's uses.

I wondered why we had this sudden influx of vore, general shit and so on. Then I saw the news about halfchan selling data to Vice Media, and about that other exodus that is still taking place.

Expect halfneppers and /nepgen/ trying to overrun us. Expect more shitposting in every sense of the term.

I trust most of us will be strong.

I still don't know what's going on, all I've seen is the one tweet.

Janny you are a nigger faggot for banning me. I know you are here because you have shit tastes in waifus. Fuck meido.

Same here. But it's better to prevent than to heal.

halfchan's new owner sold all the data to Vice Media. As an answer, there's a big exodus to here. An exodus compared to the "hackers on steroids" on halfchan, considering nearly everyone from there is fleeing here, mainly on Holla Forums and Holla Forums.

Apparently there's another exodus that is going to happen, and you know what that means.

Everything okay user?

Isn't this old news though? Like this news of halfchan selling userdata has got to be well over 2 years now?

Pic related on the subject matter but not for the possible incoming shitstorm.

It's confirmed by the official halfchan Twitter account apologizing and people from there digging on why he should, ending on the proof he indeed sold data, something they should have expected but needed this to understand.

im just assuming people are bored. Holla Forums has actually been kind of slow lately.

We'll really see if they're going to flood into here if that spanking faggot posts shit. I hope the mods will ban him if he shows his mug here.

Welp. I wonder if its a matter of time before it happens to us, if it isn't already happening.

Nah, these threads always turn into this during the downtime between releases/announcements.

It isn't boredom. I hoped it was the case, but it isn't. Even though you're right about Holla Forums's slowness, but that happens often after summer.

It'd probably happen.

Downtime between releases/announcements here doesn't lead to announcements being done on both Holla Forums and Holla Forums, among other things.

but weve had announcements, for weddings and stuff

Speaking of wedding…I still need to get that down or I might be killed by Gear.

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I wish they'd use Comic Neue; basically a less shit version of the font that some people actually like.

Then again Comic Sans wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't for internet newfags in the early 90s spamming it in all their shit.

There might be some halfchan uptick, but mainly on Holla Forums and Holla Forums from what I've seen. More "kino" threads than ever it seems.

At the very least 4/a/ will never come here. Thank goodness.

It might happen, although I think ultimately Jim will try to make money off us the same way he's done with 2ch.

That's not a 4GO update. Although there was the UE4 bomb dropped a bit earlier regarding that.

Suppose its not too bad.

At the very least, more fonts to add to my huge collection.

I'm trying but I'm struggling so much I don't know if I can do it…and I don't know whether to do greentext or paste

You do realize you're complaining about a joke image using comic sans on purpose, right? There's no purpose in trying to "fix" it.

Don't tell me you're`this autistic

You can do it. Never give up. For her sake.
I'd go with a paste and a longer story. Especially if you want to go on about how was the meeting and what happened before the wedding itself. After all, we do know much about Gear in general, but what about this Gear, and most importantly, about her soon-to-be husband ?

Hey Faggots,

My name is Warechu, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass inferior neps. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any nurses? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on nepbook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was boss of the underling of the ASIC team, and starter on my nepball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to people from another dimension”? I also get arrest warrants, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just hit me with a heart nuke; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

I thought I told you to leave us alone

Andy works too

Yeah, I get it. It doesn't bother me a whole lot, I just wish Comic Neue got more love.

I was actually gonna post those myself but we were getting the FUN shit from DA so I decided to hold off for another time

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Lets go

Rolling for Gear, as usual.

brb gamindustri

rollan before bedtime

Hope this is a sign, night all

Rolling

Who's drinking with me tonight

Rolling for turbonerd Sanae Kochiya.

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She probably be the best drinking buddy out of all the neps

She probably would get you drunk to sell a bunch of shit to you.

I'd buy her body.

I was about to say that that's probably off limits, but then I remembered how she told Brave that he could have Uni if he was rich enough, so now I'm not so sure.

Couldn't I just win her heart

While drunk? People don't usually win hearts in the bar.

what about at a tavern or mead hall

Same thing. People make shit decisions when drunk. You might get her into bed once, but her heart might end up permanently shut to you.

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I'm looking at these font comparisons and realizing that comic sans really is the only REAL fit to the image.

Why is she considered so okayish? I think she deserves a new game.

I would post whatever description that user said about Gear but I'm gonna shorten it to 2 words: She's vanilla.

Vanilla is very nice though. It's my favorite flavor of ice cream. And it beats most fetishes.

Man everyone is panicking over the end of the internet and here I am just doing Nep things.

it's also incredibly boring

Well yeah it is.

Why must you say that?!

Really its just a case of To each his own but yeah, I'm more vanilla now because I'm taking a break from the crazy stuff aside from youknowwhat

NTR is a cancer that must be purged though. Don't know how many times I find a doujin with promising good art only to have NTR drop in like an anvil on my head

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You don't like robots?

Meh, I find other things worse than NTR. Namely, futanari and yuri. Though the latter isn't awful, just gets me aggravated when all the good artists draw it while the shit artists draw the stuff I want.
Though the absolute worst is tomboy when it's referring to a trap since that's not even proper in any meaning of the sense.

Aww come on, she ain't that bad

Only if you lack taste.

Which neps best threesome

pic unrelated

Big Nep and Little Nep.

The itty bitty titty committee
Blanc x2

Nepgya and Nepgear

>Calls sweet Compa a bitch
You will burn for this.

Rollan

Nowa's pretty cute, when I get home tomorrow I'll drop my newest story about Rei

Can't wait.

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Neptune let's have pudding together

All right Nepgear, this time I'll ask you in the proper format

As soon as we get our wedding over with, will you become a monster girl for me?

Well I can't wait for that to happen

Now its just a matter of guessing which one she'll be unless she wants me to be making decisions

I'm really feeling it

Finally

they are too busy running their own threads into the ground

Nepgear, would you milk me for semen in your chaos form?

So yes? Maybe I should ask the other version when it gets posted for more applicable answers.

Noire lets cuddle

Careful now.

Let's go!

I-I'll be careful

Pururut take me

Oh no

Psst… hey… trade?

You act like none of us nep reponsibly

No!

Dang, I didn't think of it like that
Gonna get her someday

Welcome to the slave dimension where neps are property to be traded and discarded at will.

Then I am the hero freeing 5pb and Pururut!

Absolute shit dimension, purge it

Man, I remember when images were posted like this with these file names on Cuckchan and would get deleted in like 5 minutes with a potential ban. Ah… what horrifying times those were.

I'd turn that into a Pokemon dimension where I had to collect them all from the horrors of shit plebs that think it's okay to discard Neps at will.

What about just posting the full pic instead of talking about slave trading ?

Hoping I'll finally be able to post, after some failed attempts.

Imagining the look of absolute misery on Noire's face as she comes to terms with her fate - locked up inside a dungeon with no windows, subsisting on naught but bread and water, and being viciously raped whenever you feel like it.

I don't even like Noire too much, but I still couldn't do that to anyone except maybe Iris just to make her see how she likes being in the sub position. But even then, I'd probably only do minor things. That sounds way too horrific.

It's okay.

It's just Noire.

>>>/out/
I'll imagine something else instead.

Noire get.

From there, there are several options. Either faking going all out while giving her all the information she needs, before helping her going out by breaking the devices or going all out, making her your personal servant and ending up joining the mercenaries

There may be other options too.
You know what to do.

The former sounds like a very interesting idea for a story.

With that being said, of course my first choice will be the latter, if only to see what happens. Noire experiencing traumatic rape day after day by a gang of mercenaries who don't care a whit about her before ultimately being mindbroken would also make for a good story.

Stories that aim to make you feel bad are great reads. Like Spec Ops: the Line or Trillion: God of Destruction.

I think this is the full version.

Christ, it's all right to be implicit about bad ends while leaving the rest to the reader's imagination, but being explicit is plain cruelty.

I've also noticed that neps are put in soul-crushing situations very frequently in fanfics.

It's precisely because it makes you feel terrible reading it that it's good.

I don't go out of my way to find fanfiction, so I wouldn't know. I'd attribute it to both the existence of the conquest ending and the series otherwise being saccharine sweet and lighthearted all the time.

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Reminder that wishing to cause harm to or take advantage of a nep is a grievous sin and that anyone who wished to do so can fuck off back to cuckchan

That makes her prime game for mental manipulation as the strong bond she forms with you for saving her causes her to overlook obvious signs of psychological abuse.

BUT
THAT'S
EVIL

Well, it worked for Rance very well. But he's kind of a douche. If you're okay with knowing you caused her trauma and are helping overcome it by not letting her know you caused her trauma, then you could go for it. But you'd have to have a heart of ice not to drown in guilt for that.

It's alright to explore that fantasy, because she's not real. I imagine all of us would take the good path if placed in such a situation.

No, more like knowing you traumatized her, hiding it under a veneer of chivalry and taking advantage of the overwhelming gratitude and bond to further psychologically abuse her.
Sabotaging her relationships and degrading her, sending her life into a spiral of misery whilst pretending to be her friend, with the ultimate outcome of her being completely confident in you - akin to unknowing slavery.

It's not alright. Such fantasies are not welcome and not discussed here. You can discuss them somewhere else, like 4ch, which seems to be where you're hailing from.

You have to go back.

Disappointing.

You never hear people wanting to rape and abuse Neptune, Blanc or Vert. It's only Noire that gets this kind of attention.

Your crying only makes my penis harder.

The tsundere is an annoying archetype, and Noire is no different, megabitch she is.
Only natural some folk want to abuse her.

You could thank TrueRide, his doujin of Noire being raped was simply fantastic

Yeah, Noire would probably just enjoy being raped.

I think she'd enjoy being loved more.

Then she should act lovable.

The two aren't mutually exclusive.

You should try to make it a little less obvious.

I told in the spoiler that there may be other options. It's fun that I thought about Rance while writing this.

Actually reading Rance right now. He's so over-the-top in how crass he is that it's hilarious rather than annoying.

I played a lot of sengoku Rance and quest. While he is an awful person, he's such an awful person, but it's so hilarious.

if neps were my slaves, i would treat them lovingly and tenderly, except for noire, id keep her chained to the foot of my bed to watch as i pleasure the other neps, completely ignoring her except for unchaining her for 15 minutes when i get home from work to go change her diaper and refill her water bowl.

rape is pleb bullying, psychological bullying is where its at. sexual mindbreaking is sooo pedestrian, a real connoisseur makes her doubt her own motives and self worth

just imagine noire's flustered blushing face as she is conflicted about keeping her pride or begging to join in

Her dejected face as you enter alone and smile at her before other neps walk in and you completely ignore her for the rest of the night gets me rock hard. Forcing her to watch the entire thing under threat of no food would be extra painful.

I'm not a fan of this, personally. Under the scenario on , I'd choose the option of releasing her before everything despite thinking about the Rance option every moment and either hiding her away to safety or getting rid of the mercenaries. It's just more fun.

hmm

this sort of reminds me of the implications of a fic i once read

At the start of the Hyper Dimension Story does it matter which character you pick?
Will you get to play through all of them or will you have to wait for NG+?

Yeah, you get to play all four before moving on, in the order you want

Come to think of it, Chaos Iris is probably a really meek and submissive masochist

Ah alright.

I-it's not like I made a save on each one of them just in case

Come to think of it I haven't praised Blanc here in a long while. I love Blanc way too much and shouldn't have let this happen

Always praise your waifu. Unless she's been misbehaving and needs straightening out, I refuse to let Compa just go around stabbing people with that giant needle

New thread happen already, I've got a finished story dammit

I want to read her fanfics.

since you asked so nicely

I want to praise her writing skills and support her

Read them over the most popular radio station in the country.

new thread please

Whoever is doing it should update the OP.