Abandon all hope ye who enters this thread for I've awomen something I could not put down

Kill me.

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It's not meat, it's meet, as in, the area where the bat can meet the ball.

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It's not fair. It's just not fair. I'm sure this game has a fucking RNG which decides whether or not a ball goes out.

It depends entirely on your timing : hit too early and it goes too far to the left, hit too late and it goes too far to the right. Sometimes it's very hard to deal with. Rank up your speed (the third boost) to make sure you're always ready to hit.

that area is also referred to as the meat of the bat, nosportsfag.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_baseball_(M)

dear god i love you. have some Holla Forums gold.

Never managed to get far in this. I get decently in, but then I get tired, promise myself I'll try again tomorrow, and never get around to it.
Think I got to owl, but no further.