2hu isn't anime
Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
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Neither is Vloid.
it was really tasty
doesnt mcd's have breakfast 24/7 now?
they charged me $2 extra for the chicken patty
was thinking about going downstairs to buy anotha one
mouse and everythign else has been fine for 4years.
darn i missed out on trying that mc cordon bleu thign today.
Ahh I love you..
I'd meet Erin.
But would get kicked the fuck out.
Erin seems pretty hard.
i wanna go to the scottish lands though, jus tyou wait
ehhh I guess but that for the pills
hay flu pills
that's amazing, if you ever end up in the low lands I can guarantee good times. got plenty of ways, no problem.
That's nice, you didn't even have to put sugar on it
He's like completely sedentary.
I didn't become Tsuchimikado until Dec 2011.
Donde (donde esta la thread) was what I was in the ajax. I posted in thread entirely anonymously and only ever talked to Al, Clare, or Hayate in them.
I picked up LO from a folder that was supposed to be Jan's but I pruned anything lewd from it and just posted paired LO x Accel images with Al because they were fun to talk to, like an enigma I just had to figure out.
I honestly believe Luka is female, she likes cute things and doesn't even watch sports
I mean even Wish and Haikuus watched sports
must be an nyc thing
to be able to nab a sausage an egger after 11am
ikr extra stuff costs a bit.
like 0.75cent for me to add monterary jack into my burger instead of the cheap orange cheese.
Oh, I forgot to tell you Bloodchan.
Lisa is a trilogy of games made on RPG Maker, those games explore murder, abuse, redemption and deterioration of the human soul; the second game, LISA the painful RPG, is the more darkly comedic of the 3, and frankly, my favourite.
Suprised you didn't hear about it from me, I bang on about it ALL THE TIME
You have no idea about his metabolism
Luka is best girl
don't worrry, i am ultra nice to my kin
it's scotland yo, kin is our whole thingg
FUCK POSTING RIN JUST MAKES ME WANT TO PLAY PROJECT DIVA
Yeah, you need to stop the alcohol.
Start drinking water, sweety, you'll thank yourself later.
Huh, well then.
Maybe I'm just retarded.
i like playing badminton at least~
if i ever set eyes on luka i will actually batter his shit for lying
WHERE THE PROOFS
All hail His Grace, Kanra of Houses Korea and Japan, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
which is a shame for luka, cause i love canada, i will robably be there at some point
I don't think anyone knew the "anonymous Raildex poster" was me other than Clare and Kamina figured it out when I got to the point of constantly scolding him for his outbursts to Al.
here like a week in scotland is just around 200 EUR errything included
any bozo can cough that up in no time
fiiine imma get a glass o water
I don't like violence
I changed my name do you like it?
Oh god that shit is boring
Play hockey like Wish
My master is so cute ^^
i've taken screenies of his house
his aaddress is on his paypal
luka, you gettin smashed for being a lying cunt
anything to say?
what does it mean
10:35am is the time to do it
This is why no one likes you.
is hashtag kill luka finally happening?
kin and clan woo
this launchpad is pretty fun
i like boo
he is physically attractive
but so is loco
What's this erin persons problem?
OMG YOU GOT IT ALREADY?!
Is it going to be a 1vs1?
Because if you're getting your mates, I'll have to intervene as his defence lawyer/fitenigga
I think loco has more charm than boo
maybe because he's so shy
whenever i make new friends they always defend me but slowly stop over time
you better keep defending me so i can be lazy and not have to reply to loco
I kinda just wanna post bloody/violent Rin pictures at Tokai until he notices.
Then I remember that I don't have Rin/Gore anymore.
I guess fair enough.
Did Saminya ever become anything more than a trap?
Were they every even that much, or did they just like cd?
Come to Canada
i miss Clare 47
huh, what does what mean?
yea i kno
...anyways i think imma run 2 the bank before it closes.
and go out for a bit.
Guys please leave Luka alone?
loco appeals for men
i appeal for girls
Do you like it?
buy a new mousepad scrub
jesus christ bloodchan stop changing your name
what;s this ingas not fucking himself problem
How else are you gonna murder someone without violence?!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
But I like Theseius, and I'm always nice to her.
Do I have to leave her alone?
I hope not.
My dick isn't big enough for me to do that.
1v1, me at his door, no team
his avoidance of the enormous mole is cute
shut up you fat slut
i will defend you if and when i feel like it
Enjoy this raping of "music".
I played badminton in school, it was boring... I started playing tennis on the handball court because it was more competitive
I'll use poison while they're sleeping... They'll have a nice and peaceful death
It's my nickname irl
Do you like it?
anyone who defends luka is getting smashed at ax this year
grim payin for my ticket
i never avoid it
I haven't spoken to him in like four years so your guess is as good as mine.
The only people I have been in constant contact with are Hayate and Al.
The only ones I've even talked to in the last year have been you about pogeymans or Fire Emblem, a random question or two to Enth about Fate stuff, and some emails to Clare. I think I may have texted Mio when he was looking for me. Not sure. That's pretty much it.
You only miss them because it was a girl you perpetually hit on.
Oh, then ok, you're cool.
His right to defend only himself now.
Poison in the ear? Or eyes?
of course you do
he stole peoples money
he's a crook
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN
lol play along lol
and actually do it if you got the cajones
Imagine if grimoble/soto paid for erin though.
That would be some badass representation at AX
EY PAUL JONGUH KUT, GOOI DIE TURBO DERES IN DAN
the world is my airplane!
Shitposter street fights.
Just like how the Irish travellers do.
getting free stuff from guys
WOW IT REALLY IS A FEMALE.
Kill your ears and drown your sorrows in The Cafés of Raqqa Youngling.
i get the feel grim enjoys a good smashing
he'll pay for it
you will get to fight alongside erin against luka and his horde of white knights in your lifetime
I have been advocating Threaders UFC for months now.
I want to use cyanide and put it into a medicine dropper and drip it into their mouths
It's just my name for short :/
I think you've spoken with him more recently than I have though!
Remember back when I worked at Timmy's?
I'll be your airplane.
I got promoted but I'm not a regional director or anything
it's a LOT of money
or receiving one
and do you mean sex or beating someone down
Get connection flights... they bring the cost down.
8 more minutes and my dinner will be doooone
i would actually batter your cunt in if you were not paying for me to batter the cunt of others
You finally found a way to instill this.
With the power of alcohol!
Much like bumfights.
Ever heard of Bling Bling?
This is why I renounce everything my penis wants to get into.
I want to keep my things.
Part of me realizes I used to be way nicer than I am now and it seems odd, even to me.
Yeah, I remember you having the hots for a coworker that was obsessed with your hair.
and his crack pipe?
That's scrub tier poison.
AND HIS CRACK HIT
NOBODY EVEN INTOS SCOTLAND IT'S HILARIOUS
I'm a big guy
so you would kind of
bounce off of me
and I would just wrap my arms around your neck and squeeze you to sleep
It works fast and it's easy to get
bling bling was the shit when me and my friends first started on the wierds of the web.
Do you like it?
hmmm THAT SHIT GOOD
you just made the room even warmer
i have the forehead of steel
you'd loose teeth if i didn't love you
Only drug dealers are into Scotland!
Scotland is like the mecca of drugdealers!
lol then I dont even have to put you into a sleeper
just hug you and shh you till you're calm
Today has been a worthwhile and prodcutive day.
That scene made me cry...
SUPER SPASMS EVERYWHERE
and maybe anyways
cause the scottish smash those they love most
i will try not to tho
only luka an soto gettin smashed
That wasn't at Timmy's that was more recent.
Read: Before I left the most recent time.
When I first game around, back when ONG was a thing, I worked at a Tim Horton's.
I just kinda realized today that that was 6 years ago.
I think it's just you, sweety.
So. Is it gonna be Erin vs Luka in the Octagon?
I never heard of that... anyway I don't want them to suffer...too much
Come meet me irl and we'll have some comfort food together. I will forgive you for everything.
Soto won't try to fight you
he will book it if you become bloodthirsty
you got my number fer sure
Oh right. That was the fast food place.
I remember you always complaining about how far Timmy's was from your house. And mad you couldn't eat the free donuts because you thought you'd get fat or something.
Luka has a lot of hate inside her... I don't think she'll lose
LIVE AT AX
ERIN = E
LUKA = L
TB = TRAPBOWL
AX = AX
(E + L)AX = TB
S U N D A Y
S U N D A Y
S U N D A Y
ONLY AT THE TRAPBOWL
luka could probably kick everyone's ass
soto gettin layed out
i still kinda like him, but his arrogance, he earned it
Music for your butts
tfw swamp butt
i'd have erin beat me up sexually
only once though
after that IM THE MAN
uehh I guess true x.x
Brought to you in association with MDMA;
Because Mandy is your friend
Tickets are only $2.50
Tickets are only $2.50
Tickets are only $2.50
TOP OF THE CARD DOWN;
Erin vs Luka
Grim vs Lenko
Loco vs Smiles
Kermit vs a noose
Bard vs Sci
AND MANY MORE TO COME...
Tickets are only $2.50
live at the Flint Tropics Megadome!!!!!!!
I'm putting money on whoever is in a luchadore mask.
I know those are high hats but the album cover just reminds me of Zeppelin's.
it's a damn shme scotland only has me, orion, and amy
cause otherwise, it'd be weegie smash instead of faggot eSport
Sounds like a thing that sound right.
You realize this means we've known each other for about 6 years, right?
Feel old yet?
Want the room to get warmer?
it's like 95 fam
If anything like this happens..
Make sure you film it
Kermit vs a noose
Bard vs. Sci
Loco vs. Smiles
FUCKING TAKE MY MONEY, CUNT
TAKE MY DOTA2 SETS TOO!
Tyme for dinner, bbl <3
Get me a fight with that crippled meth-head Tsuchi
Threads started in like January 2011.
I joined sometime in March, April, or May.
I cannot recall which anymore.
RIP Bonham, RIP the dream
i FEEL IT IN MY PLUMS.
THIS HAS GOTTA HAPPEN
ADDED to the card!
We need promos and dumb wrestling backstories.
I've got the first episode of Pro Wrestling Guerilla which I bought; I'm down for this.
it's kinda weird that alice threads and pony threads started at pretty much the same time
I'd go to an event to watch Kermit fight a noose.
3bad im por.
Shit, I'd been at Timmy's for a year before that then.
Now I just feel older, I hate you.
Let's be honest, though.
His son is a pretty fucking good drummer too.
Kind of more sad that he never did anything other than play at reunions.
give me one good reason i shouldn't lay you out at AX
some cunt is playing music outside
anybody wanna watch me lay out a stranger
just yell to turn it down and use an ethnic slur
Wow, you really do get fighty, drunk.
How much booze you have left?
I'm not even arrogant
Poster lore will be critical.
they did, I lurked the alice threads early once or twice.
ALWAYS HARDCORE YEEEAAH
well you d-did it
do it fam
Gone are the days of like half a dozen anons being obsessed with you.
Memory wants to say they were probably noob, Vic, and a few others that just perpetually were user only to shittalk.
after the incident soto is hella modest
Who would be commentors?
how do I feel harder?
They both started on /b/ around the /b/lackout or whatever that was called when it went down for a day or two.
Pony threads existed on /tv/ for a few months before that, though.
I remember Eva and Alice used to go user to try to start shit.
But everyone was convinced it was just always Eva.
yeah i actually posted in the pony threads spring 2011 user
then like quit cause i was getting hooked
then found the cjerks that fall. way better im sure
THEY SHOULD HAVE FUCKING STAYED THERE
He does and has done plenty of other stuff
Um... because you like me?
Thinking back to WWF
We would need a face and heel pairing.
A pair who can chat shit for years and easily.
I like the fact that now we just have a bunch of the oldest of the old fags reminiscing.
Was Eva's mom ok after that thing happened
Or was that all fake anyway
I don't know
that thing that happened
eva getting cancer?
mmhh ^ ^ that's sweet
none, also, just battered a stranger
this came off his shirt
Tell that to Subtle
That nigga was crying yesterday cause I made fun of his teeth
Like I stop bullying people for a bit and when i do it to them again its like they get all butthurt and dont expect me to do shit like that again
Im always gonna be a bully at heart
Im not even an oldfag tho
I hope it's true lmao
It feels weird to talk about but it was always easy to spot who was which user for me by just going off typing patterns.
Noob never capitalized anything, spelled horrifically, and never used punctuation.
Vic was like a barely more refined noob in ability to type.
Eva had a penchant for using text speak and nonsensical metaphors for everything.
Alice and Uihara both typed correctly with Alice just improperly flourishing their speech with a thesaurus.
on a real tip /tv/ is pretty much /b/ cancer threads most of the time anyways. i bet you could find a bane thread right now
he changed names again
You should watch the football factory.
like I need an excuse.
wonder if they got my snap
really? i thought you two were all chummy lately
you've been way too nice imo
I guess I just never heard it or did and didn't know it was him.
Pretty much all I ever heard of him was reunion stuff.
That hardly seems like a challenge on most chans.
SURE THING LMAO
Well they do say 1/3 chance or something like that..
that's true. it took me awhile to "get it"
then i got it
and thought it was funny for like a week
BONNIE PRINCE CHARLIE
lol dont make me laff
BONNIE PRINCE CHARLIE
lol dont make me laff>>1075414
Honestly, Soto bullies me now and I'm like "Eh, it's Soto."
I actually meant Tsuchi, Scoot, TP and I.
Thinking back on it...
That's amazingly apt, I'm surprised it's taken me this long.
I guess I just never really cared that much who was who, so much as who I was actually talking to.
literally just smashed a stranger
who wants to play at ax
... this concerns me.
Shame, I only just started drinking.
IVE GOT THREE BUTTONS
THREE BUTTONS FROM HIS SHIRT COLLAR
Not bad... not bad at all. Maybe someone a little uptight could be paired
what he say to you
kinda getting ariel flashbacks tbh
Erin is the madwoman
No fucking way
Nah, fuck it, we can both do it. I'm the retarded mess, and you're less retarded mess.
much along the lines of "how about you shut up"
i said much the same
The point was Eva is full of shit
he started saying he had cancer because someone capped him and he's a fat balding guy in his late twenties. so he said the balding was due to chemotherapy because of cancer. which is funny because he's a fat piece of shit.
then he went back and said it wasn't cancer, the chemo was for autoimmune disease.
#just eva things
thank you for introducing me to julien baker
her depressing songs make me happy
have you met me
beat up a cunt
DAMN RIGHT. I will be the HEEL straight laced one and you the FACE voice of chaos.
Clare was user a lot and you could just tell by her spacing (post link, blank line, then text).
It was incredibly easy to spot who was who because they were more or less consistent.
I still remember the whole "David" shit that was like LC, some of the aforementioned people, and some others that just doing it to have fun.
Guys by the way my mole is melanoma
WHAT APPENS IN SCOTLAND
TAYS IN SCOTLAND
God save the queen cunt
imma neet more water
did you g-get that snap
Why is it ever beginning of summer and autumn some shitposter gets into mad shit or has a mental breakdown?
I did it, Erin's done it, who else lost their shit?
clare was kinda like sabrina but way more ptsd, way less cute and funny. kinda a buzz kill
Ahh I see
Thanks for the explanation
Feels good to not be fat or bald
Unfortunately no, but I didn't expect you to do it after you said you would lmao
r u srs
Oh that's just cause we cyber in private on steam
You think so? I dunno I just haven't bullied people as much as I do
I also have been busy with work, saving up for AX which is like in 21 days and I also got laid like 2 weeks ago so I'm in a pretty good mood lately
You really are sensitive about your teeth huh?
Didn't I always bully you like back in the day?
I remember this one time on TC i banned you for not showing butt and liek you got all mad
Its only been 5 years
I thought it was ugly
Damn fucking right
could it be me next?
you fucked up.
No not really I was doing the satire
Didn't I always bully you like back in the day?
To be fair, most people have bullied Rin.
it's in my currently leaking blood to smash cunts
yeah i donno. i haven't really been lurking as much myself
damn fam subtle really is a sub then
THE ALCOHOL IS HITTING HARD NOW.
Probably, remember I was always on E and living in a drug dealers apartment? Mad times.
the last time before this time that rin quit, i stopped bullying him
cause like everyone bullied him
it was luka status
Soto, stop hanging out with 2/10's
So someone else got my....... my..... eerm.
Mard as fuck.
I'VE JUST REALIZED SOMETHING ERIN!
THIS ANIME THING IS ME SHAPING UP!
Otherwise I'd be on drugs and selling E's in gay bars.
is she even cute?
I wasn't in physical health,
does that even make any sense whatsoever,
or is it right to think that sounds like absolute bull?
There was a period where I actually started doing this because of Clare.
It looked nicer and was easier to read.
I'll share my water with you.
Sounds about right.
Then there were times where you didn't
and were like "Rin's not bad."
Then you did again.
Let's be honest.
Even Rin's bullied Rin.
It goes waaay further back than that.
The cancer and stomach stuff was like a near constant thing for him since the beginning.
He did it when he was a "girl" and people fed him attention and pity over it.
I think a lot about looks in general, not really teeth, I don't have a problem with them.
Just that it's a lie I'd rather not got thrown around.
if I say ur cute
it is actually hilarious how much you cunts underestimate me
anyways, gonna netflix and chill, i am mildly wounded around the shoulders
Shes not moving fast enough for it to be rare.
Remember MGD drama?
I dunno what more to say, gonna double down on the drinking so I can go sleep at 2-3am
Like, everyone tried to emulate anyone assumed to be a girl back then.
It was really fucking creepy to see.
nah fam not at all
hell yeah she is
I wish that stranger pulled out a knife and stabbed you to death
See what they reply
youre my loremaster mate :(
whats she look like
time for bed
anglophile woo hoot
I-I would too
kinda wonder if erin actually busted some bloke in his gabber
Ayyyy whaTEVER man.....
you do you
mgd was a fucking..... hollow shitter.
that drama was lame as fuck
the tension rises
then you'd have witnesed the aftermath of some asshole thinking he could get away with pulling a knife on me
i 90% expected it, this is scotland
Relevant webm of Erin's happy escapades
i have a scar and a piece of shirt forever more
i'll mail you a bit of shirt if you like
It wasn't even about emulating her so much.
I just thought it looked nicer.
Good night, rest well, dream sweet!
Exodus is fucking stupid as hell story.
i say this as a proud jew too.
Bye Erin, enjoy your evening <3
not leaving should be banable imo
Bye bye, bandage up ^^
Well he likes it so we're kinda doing him a favor I guess
Been busy with work?
Just the way I like him
I remember back when peopole actually talked to Luka and like didn't bully him
2012 was a pretty fun year
this whole thread is full of 2/10's
That's called being tsundere, duh
get it through your thick skull
So can I make fun of how your short hair makes your small ears stand out and look kinda funny?
Erin is going?
NI NI erin
jeez dropping like flies.
I'm never going to Scotland, wouldn't last 5 minutes.
Scuzzy Liverpool is good enough for me.
2012 was a pretty fun year
I would say you're a 8/10
-1 for being hispandex
-1 for being a drug addict like Tsuchi
he numbered my shoulder and neck
but tbh he has less teeth now
rest of the night is for my bf, bye guys
Awww, Soto, that's sweet.
But I clearly only like women and faggots.
And I'm not sure about the former,
going off my track record.
OK, WE VIOLENCE NOW
Damn straight. What you did in 2012?
i was in denver visiting my sister last weekend. then i got back and like didn't really feel like looking at the threads
it's weird when you actually do things you are reminded more how big of a time waste these are
i've been bullying luka since way back. before it became mainstream
never liked that dude
but now i might start being nice to him again to be edgy
have fun fapping on cam i guess
2nd year of History degree.
Got wasted something rotten.
Posting in pony thread.
Had blue hair.
Not a terrible year.
why even get into a fight with someone
2-3rd year of Media degree, hosting my student housing for drunken counselling sessions, probablly posting everywhere I can.
Had a mohawk because friends wanted to shave my head. Went for the Vaas look.
Was equal moments cringe, fun and humane black humor.
:/ -licks the blood- >.>
goddamn just start the damn game already. kinda over kimmel tbh
OMFG HE CALLED THE POLICE
TIME TO GO STEALTH
I was sporting a fauxhawk.
mfw my favourite pub in unitown shut last year
memories of getting rekt there
It is simple.
You drink a certain booze to get you in a bad mood, because you're in a bad mood, get pissy with cunts, and if those cunts can't oblige you in some ultra violence, you go beat up strangers.
Which is why I stay away from the tequila bar in Liverpool, Cava, because for some reason, everyones 'bad blood booze' is Tequila. No matter how cordial I act with strangers, they will find a reason to try and fuck with my shit.
They can't though, I'm too legit.
I chilled in the forest, made a good campfire and painted
It was a good day
hide under a blanket and meow
Wow its like you want me to be nice and never bully you
Think about my needs not just yours you inconsiderate bastard
lmfao this nigga
You just dont like going with the flow, huh?
What was her name, Scoots?
Mine was Cahoots, drank a million triple rums and coke to mourn the death of the place.
sweet dude. why did you return?
i kinda get off on starting trends
but then turning on them when they get big
if I did this in the USA
I'd get arrested
and have a record
and having a record means failing security clearances
which means no more dream career
WHO THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING BEAT UP AND WHY
Erin sue and get money!
Buy that new Iphone in hot pink
no one's in here but us girls pretending to be cats
Your needs? There are plenty of other people to take it out on
Was a metal/punk establishment.
Jager bombs were 1.50
I used to get power drunk.
I used to have whiplash from the headbanging and moshpits
It's in the thread, numb nuts
do you really cyber soto on the reg?
Yo Soto have you seen my new list?
Not only that, the reason why you don't do that is because healthcare is expensive.
In some cases, for us, having a criminal record benefits us in getting jobs; say if you're fucking useless, you can get a job to meet a certain quota. Those with records never had dream jobs.
im not reading through it all
you make my nuts numb
Erin is battle tested, I think she can beat Luka now
YES! FUCKING YES!
good list grim
Do you really believe all the shit you read?
that list is fickle af
people who have literally tried to ruin the community are ranked much higher than i
who makes the community more entertaining for everyone
get your dick out of your brain retard
I always had belief in Erin.
She is the Ronda Rousey of the shitposting world.
We started exiting the forest at like 0100am, now it's 0220
It was getting dark and cold, firewood was out and we had nothing more to paint on. It was nothing planned. we were bored and i happpened to carry mad paint
we're going back in a couple of weekends when the nights are brighter and hotter, and this time we're bringing an axe for wood and food to grill
I can easily do that for you with my soft plumped lips
no i just thought i'd see your reaction
I think I can ship Ikarous x Grim.
I want to fight Erin now...
Gah, I love fighting, please make it happen
Well you got it gz
its a dead horse.
yeah man get that overnight status rocking
bring a quart of whiskey, some sleeping bags, and howl at the moon
tfw you wont actually meet me irl
The reason why you're ranked so low is that your "entertainment" is fucking retarded
you will outright lie about someone to stir up shit
that's not how you drama, scrub
My name is Excel now
I want to believe.
You'll have to work your way up to that fight.
Prove to me that you can do it.
i am the dana white of the shitposting world
is gz cutesy shorthand for geez?
Cahoots. A free mic bar that was big in 70s-80s music and odd shit.
3.50/4 for double rum and coke.
But I got so friendly with the staff I'd have a joint with the staff in the staff room; and one time when a night was really good (or that it was closing down) We'd drink after hours and get shitfaced for free.
If your barman is offering you shots after hours along with him, means one or two things. You're a VIP or the place is closing down in 2 months.
Maybe. One day. They say dont stick your dick in crazy. But I think its the funnest thing ever.
i don't lie though. i just go off of my blacked out memory and repeat and exaggerate until it becomes a thing
No, gratz, congratz, congratulations
I really am sorry... I'm just too autist beta to actually meet you
Ahh you ass, I just want the title fight
Whhat sort of shitposter I am?
Described as your famous people you know?
They say don't stick your dick in crazy.
Not don't stick crazy on your dick.
POLICE DROVE AWAY
yo that is some fucking 1337 gamer talk i am not yet privy to
come home after spending some time at a friend's house for 3 days
bed is torn appart and my meds are all on the side of the bed
nothing appears missing
there's a small packet of swedish fish on my desk
I'm not sure how to feel about this
erin lives to fap on cam with boo again
Sweet dreams <3
Tried to listen to his podasts, but lost shelf life by the time I got to it, now I'm on Sleepycabin and No Such Thing as a Fish.
probobly like a couple of cases of beer, worktools timber etc, would be neat to build a larger wall for piecing
Yeah I guess I probably waste my time playing games more than you do
Wow, you have shitty cops.
Blood on knuckles
You stole a dudes buttons
damn straight man.
God, that place sounds like a joint i'd have loved.
am bout that dorrah dorah
so you can burn it
You are the Amy Winehouse of threads.
i dont follow any podcasts lel
hes a good guy though
howdy quiche, my evil twin
But she was a bluesy coke addic-
ohh... I get it.
sex tape when?
Sounds like a pretty hot fetish
But you're my favorite person to take it out on since the other semen demons aren't posting atm
Awwww shit A+ nigga
Aren't his reactions kinda adorable yet sassy?
Pretty great huh?
you don't need to like build anything
find a clearance. drink, chill, pass out, wake up in the woods
it's not hard
I wonder what I am to threads?
You are a mess. A glorious mess.
r8 my aesthetic
taught myself Photoshop in making it lol
You are a mess. A glorious mess.
i don't play games. although i've been actually playing slither.io occasionally
it's kinda addictive. and i like how you just click on the link and there's baggage
yeah he does get kinda feisty
i see why you do what you do
How is life without Mayaka
Wow that's really a compliment, thanks
Sh-should I seriously meet up with Grim? Y/N
I'm thinking about squeezing as much money as I can out of him
your long name is hella annoying that's all i know atm
Nigga I'm going to pay for your dinner/lunch/movie at most twice
i say milk him
he's thirst af
Don't be money grubbing though, he won't fall for it.
well I just spent 3 days at a friend's house and it's bretty good
The real place you would've loved was my student living room.
We'd get drunk and talk about what is bothering us, whilst using my laptop as a chill DJ set, and share videos what we found interesting.
My friend, Taneem, who was a Bangeldeshi fuck-up way over his head, would come over and I'd ply him with Barcardi and milk.
It became our drink. And he'd post some shit from his home country. Bangla love songs and rock festivals, and I'd post him weird, fantastical animations, and we'd also have John, Irish dude who worked and my mate Dan occasionally, who was in a band, doing wierd shit and was like... Lord Byron of the gays.
See, when people say multiculturalism, they mean divided ghettos. When you come to my place, you felt you can empathise with anyone, since we'd always have enough poison and food and love amongst us. And not in a hippy way either.
Sorta what I was going for.
he's going to try to rape you
take his money and run
You made it on the list!
I had to CTRL+F ERIN to see what was the deal
and it was not as exciting as i had hoped
We're ot twins, unless you wanna get some freaky twincest action going on
Idunno what that clearance thing is, but a permanent thing to paint on there is what is missing for the spot to be crazy A-1
I miss her already
wait isn't swedish fish that fake new guy who is probably ghoster and is super suicidal?
pretty elite cultism here
ree this is grimes not alice glass
if you knew anything abou me you'd know that that's my top fetish
she wasn't here when I came home and she's usually always here, where'd she go?
oh i see. you guys are like trying to tag out there
just don't tag the trees kthx
kinda cute relatively speaking
TP for fuck sake
we sometimes get new people
go listen to lykke li you faggoo
I am on Grimes, moving over to CC next
REAL cc before ethan got big for his boots.
yeah i get it but we're kinda a closed community here
big names were effective on open boards
why are all the new people suicidal traps lol
I was harkening back to my obnoxious days.
Glad you and inga picked up on that.
To her family.
2016 internet trend?
He was a typical mixing moment in my house.
Taneem: I hate the gays, I would shoot them.
Dan: But I'm gay as they come
Taneem: I know, but you're cool
Dan: OH! You hate faggots! Me too!
Taneem: See, my hatred stems from when my friends showed me this gay porn when I was young age, I vomited, and you know, Bangladesh isn't like Europe. Anyway, one day I accidentally went to a gay bar, and I asked the man serving 'I-Is this a gay bar?' and he said 'No, this is a gay friendly bar' and I admired his professionalism.
We didn't laugh because he went to a gay bar, but how he said he admired his professionalism. Oh, and that he didn't know gay people were fake flirting with him to wind him up.
I miss those days when I was like... a little cultural hub upon myself.
It was, in a sense, it wasn't so much as a elite club but I was just a naive cunt who would sit down, listen to your problems and try to sort out your shit; and well, made the place chill. An unproffesional counselling session, as it were.
wait what? I haven't talked to her in 3 days, what happened?
ye, they can twin me
Ain't no orgie like a twincest orgie, cus a twincest orgie
Never tag trees, but sometimes a test caps on them
tree stumps however, they need to be marked
people gotta know about my stumps
i've always preferred to be subtly annoying myself
Basically, I was a Youth Club for my adult friends, who we shared a bed in my bedroom if we got too fucked up to get home.
She missed her original flight a week ago.
So she's going now.
it was good stuff though, sounds like positive shit.
good memories. Uni breeds the,
I like annoying upfront. Its fun. Especially when people get REAL invested. And they "hate" you. Its so fantastic. I always love "haters".
They fascinate me.
reminds me of my college days. my friend visited from boston and my school was in the middle of a forest pretty much. so he brought his cans and tagged up a big water tank on the way to the spot. he got me tagging shit that visit
i learned that it's not a good idea to get really drunk and write on your neighbour's truck
Scoots, I got some feels for you about 2012-2014.
Seems the most appropriate time for it, since this is how I feel and you probably feel the same way.
yeah i mean sometimes those in your face assholes do get reactions out of me
In honour of TOKAI
I'd bang swedish fish even if he has a penis and looks like that real talk
I just wished it didn't cost so much in monetary value.
I'd happily pay with voluntary and community work. Money is just something too hard to attain and not as worth as much time as a man;s soul.
will give you a reaction in a min
like the other day?
My anarchist says money is so fucking stupid
imagine all the shit we could do without that imaginary shit
it's not homosex if we are twins
Lol, why would you tag someones private shit?
Even company cars i don't touch, unless i KNOW it's a big enough company to be "victimless"
Too many small one man carpeting companies and such
you could probably make him legit cry while you cyber
Sweden is such an odd place.
Not enough space.
IT shouldn't be the metropolis it needs to be, it should be like Wales and Ireland. A small towny plae.
I fuck boys
I fuck girls
I fuck the inbetween
I fuck boys
I fuck girls
I fuck the inbetween
yeah i was at this really obnoxious bar in denver on saturday and it was all i could do to keep my cool
he had those pens that you can scratch off and i was wasting and taking signs on my street and shit. and dude parked all wrong so i wrote something like "park right" on his window
nothing ever came of it but my friend was like bro, no. never do that shit
fatgirl angle is a talent
And I agree, it is stupid.
But it is the best we got.
It is a physical number, it is the only tangible thing we can weigh intangible things that you can fit in your pocket.
If we invented hammerspace, we wouldn't need money.
If thats swedish fish all I gotta say is "How you doin?"
The obligatory "would you fuck me" is rising.
Ay is all cool. whatever keeps you sane man.
Nice iggy btw
hits in the right places.
OD'd on booze
i miss pone
This is why few people had so much faith in bitcoin.
But you can't explain that shit with those who do not have the technical knowledge of streaming and computers and such, that's why it rose in value.
i was like trying to hang with my sister and her friends and he was like all in my business
if i wasn't high on vape pens i would have slapped a nigga
Would you fuck me?
assuming this is rin, do you still do the trans thing?
Bitcoin is hammerspace, but takes knowledge and shit to use it.
We just need static pockets is you want to achieve global anarchy.
Anarachy, much like communism, can only happen locally. People say globalism is a bad thing, it isn't, it is just shitty... like facebook.
oh, I didn't know she had her flight rescheduled. cool, i kinda needed to get away from her for a while.
yeah I'm a bit chubby but honestly that's kind an unflattering image
People playing League in 2011, lol
i like your choice in green highlights
metallica is actually not that horrible
Was there something going on betw you two?
Bitcoin. I always raged against that. ALWAYS. told the fags not to be giving it so much faith. Lol. feel jsutified.
Bitch needs a lesson in etiquete.
Communism/Anarchism is utopian and can never happen. Whilst i subscribe to their ideals. I am a realist and realise their unachievability.
Thus socialism is legit atm with me.
If we all had this thing, we'd solve world hunger and all sorts of problems. A storage space you can put an infinite amount of shit in, which has legs.
green dye takes balls
it's like i know this looks shit
but aren't i cute?
I think the best way to put it is that
while I still don't see myself as a "guy"
I'm not absolutely sure I'd be any better
off as a "girl"
That's not even chubby tho?
World hunger is something we could stop tomorrow. But big business is against that.
will it gobble my dick?
Wow you're fucked up
haha yeah like my sister picked me up from the airport and was like i got this vape pen from my boyfriend
for the first couple hours i was giving her so much shit for having a vape
then like i was hitting it pretty consistently
it's the way to go
mayaka isn't going to be home
I'm on 1mg xanax and feel like passing the fuck out
the temptation to sleep on her bed is real
I just... needed some space.
it was supposed to be blue but my hair was a bit dark so it didn't take fully
10/10, I look fucking insane
if it's feminine enough I'll fuck it
you're just genderqueer or nonbinary or something
It was doubly obligatory because you invoked it.
So I had to.
That's not even chubby tho?
It kinda is..
Karl Kopfgeist Kasper Kurt Af Spöökh!
Pharoah was my father
People can get nasty when they think you did them wrong personally
Most pepople won't gift away a fuck if you paint somthing public
i did it for the shitstorm
We should slaughter people together
on the spectrum of traps here
you're like up there
good job in your traphood
Get ready cuz it's about to cum full force
I never raged against it, because I liked the idea.
So, it works like Steam, but I can get anything with it?
Then again, steam has it's little tax and stuff, and a shaky idea of monetary value. You're right to tell them not to be giving faith though, since you saw the problems long before me.
Currency is faith, and with faith determines a currency's value. I promise to give the bearer this sum for this service.
Communism/Anachism isn't impossible, it just is unattainable right now, it'll work in the final frointer, in space... if that happens.
Anarchism works well in like... places that are either too fucked to get sorted with anything else or in places disconnected from the interconnected web of trade and can self sustain.
To be honest, it's way more of the angle being really unflattering.
I have nothing against thicc anyway, so idm
I'll have you know I identify as mayonnaise.
Respect my gender identity, plz.
yeah glad nothing every resulted from it.
it was one of those, wake up and remember, oh shit i just tagged up my neighborhood didn't i, moments
Were sparks flying or
swedish's face is so cute too
such wasted potential
men cry because of these things
vaping got me off cigs.
I dont vape or smoke now.
I dont "need" either.
ecigs/vaping is legit way to quit tobacco.
Yes. YES. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS.
I am an androgyny man.
I shouldnt have been so surprised. But I was.
Tuttankamooooooooooooooooon is my aunt.
all over my face?
Hail Satan <3
You don't need to be cute.
You're lovable regardless.
I dig you, my nigga.
Then again, I can dig anyone given enough time. So my opinion is probably worthless.
Was brought up a methodist thanks to my primary school, so I guess those lovey dovey christan values rubbed off on me.
I hope I gave u a gigl m8.
Some fucker linked me this?
This Iggy Sawdust is a pretty legit cunt
Yup, they don't take too kindly to homophobes 'round here
tfw discovering techno and how it can suit my shit.
6 giggles and a half chuckle.
I absolutely love Lord Satan <3
hehe hail lord Satan <3
scanner. the wombats. techno fan. I am fucking loving you right now. you glorious mes
Is that fucker from /mu/?
You get the oddest, most chillable shit from there.
Whenever I get stuk in a rut, musicwise, I go to /mu/
THE WOMBATS AND ZUTONS ARE ONLY SCOUSE BANDS ANYONE SHOULD APPRECIATE
mfw swodosh fosh.jpg
angles are important, pic related is me right out of egodeath when I forgot basically everything about myself.
we weren't fighting or anything, she was just a lot to handle and was a bit of a dick at times
what did you think of the link?
They're good live.
I was actually on their website for a while when I was moshing out to their shit.
That is the face of someone who's seen some shit.
I have PTSD and have been through years of mental and verbal abuse. I've been through some shit.
I am a techno/electro nutter who also loves punk and metal. Its why dubstep made sense.
I love em.
my friends hate em.
But they werre a few "indie" bands that made an impression on me ins chool.
Along with franz, maroon5 and the lark
i think i'm hopeless for quitting smoking
and i stopped smoking weed for the most part years ago
but put a vape pen in front of me and drive me up to redrocks
damn straight i'm going to vape
oh i wasn't asking about myself bro
that tc we had the other weekend was wild btw
dig you too
I've done stupid shit too
bought some sunglasses the other day and looked rght at people while on the subway. This cutesy girl, like 27-30 looked right back at me, but i didn't think much of it, but she didn't evert her eyes from my sunglasses.
When i came home i realized you could see my eyes through it, so i basically had a staring contest with qt stranger
if they look you in the eyes it's 99% a sexual invite, even better then consent
mhmmhehe hail lord satan <3
define a lot to handle
My sympathies to you, my friend.
hahahaha that's great
never really liked sunglasses tbh
it distorts scenery and makes you not have to look people in the eye
vaping got me off cigs.
I dont vape or smoke now.
I dont "need" either.
ecigs/vaping is legit way to quit tobacco.
this, when I had to vape for a while because I couldn't afford to buy smokes and my friend got it from work for free I literally gagged twice on the first smoke I had in a month. I started smoking again. but if I actually wanted to quit I could have done it right then and there.
She has a rather abrasive personality.
Legit. But not rubbing me in that way I hold dear, is sorta too random, too short. I'm more into my chiptune shit at times; this link an be used for me, but in very specific times, not something I'd listen to death with. Does make me think of LCD Soundsystem's - Get Innocuous at times.
Btw, you'd like my friend Dan, he'd give you the history of dubstep, how it evolved from twostep; then link you to Burial.
scanner and i pretty much had a private emo drunken tinychat
we talked about everything
and i remember nothing
well hot damn muh nigga
she gave good nut
wasnt this in the hitman movie, with oliphant?
PTSD from getting called mean names
tumblr pls go and stay go
it creeps up on you. they were like yo go easy
at the worst she just seems extremely talkative to me
never saw it
I have PTSD from being verbally and mentally abused by my mom and everyone at school for a decade
Seems like a demo of him trying out shit.
He is legit as fuck though. He needs more layers; if you want some shit, I got something for you.
You ever played Tekken Tag Tournament?
i think they just call that like typical neglect
go to a fucking war fam
t-they bullied me :(
Is it bad if my train of thought with that image was
I literally used to smoke hella lot cuz of work, decided to cape. vaped like hell. had a week off from work DIDNT vape at all. just figured. "well i dont need this shit" and the rest is history. made everything seem so trivial lol.
Iggy Sawdust. Is. SCOOT. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
pretty sure we liked dan.
HAVE SOME ZUTONS SLAG.
my song of life
That's how every chat goes with me.
The only thing you will remember would be a faint recollection of music and animation.
I remember how we talked how I'm more coherent at chat, remembering it was 5am, I think we talked about politics... can't remember muh either, I have way too much going on.
doesn't that qt trap scarlet claim she has ptsd too?
umm no you don't
and you went full ham sandwich xD
Tekken was my jam man
Its chill and evokes all kinds of emotes. Its fab mang.
He says he has like a dozen mental illnesses including schizophrenia and shit.
Wait, you're Sawdust?
Then keep at it. Get some fuking rhythm and you're set.
And I guess that link wasn't for you.
I remember my friends raving to that, even though none of them played Tekken.
MDMA is a heall of a drug.
Anyone who says that sort of shit is either legit or uncomfortable as fuck with themselves.
Trick is to get em comfortable then they won't say such silly shit.
FUCKING LOVED PLAYING AS EDDY AND REX
Chimpanzees are scary as fuck
it's cool. thanks for talking catface
yeah i kept it to two vapes at a time so i wasn't too spaced
i don't really get that, having known people with schizophrenia
i also knew she would disappear again once she had another episode
wait, maybe she is!
Pretty much everyone here that has claimed an illness, mental or otherwise, was lying. Especially the ones that constantly bring up the fact.
5 cans of cider and not even drunk or lost cohesion. Maybe I found purpose in my life?
To pack biscuits boxes, talk to cringey anime kids, enjoy videogames and listen to banging tunes.
like whenever I want to be happy or enthusiastic about anything she immediately shoots me down and makes me feel like an idiot and like I'm a complete child.
also I've been conditioned to think that any negative emotions are directed toward me even when I know there not and when she beats her girlfriend I have to leave the house for a couple hours.
I felt like that too for years, I was always like "nothing actually physically traumatic happened to me, it feels like an insult to people who have been through real shit" but then I was told that neglect is more mentally damaging than actual physical beating (which I did occasionally experience). also any loud sudden noises give me anxiety attacks and make me convulse and have a flashback to paranoid delusions that everyone hated me and wanted to kill me since everyone would snap at me for even the slightest things all the time when I was a kid.
Mandy, she fucks you up bad mang.
Lol I intend to. That link is the culmination of 10minutes work xD
Letting the CC and the HearsRev flow through
Hear bout that arnie and stallone movie on classical music? well arnie said that stallone was beethovem, and he'd be bach
I liked lion man and bigboss' son lol
and that chick in the olive drab, anna?
I like them sometimes
But i generally feel weird in them
Swedish fish. Do you accept the D
neglect is more mentally damaging than actual physical beating
Jesus fucking Christ.
Muh victim complex.
Yeah, whenever I claim such, I would at least bring a doctors note.
Got anxiety. Is a pussy thing. I think it is because I was in a shit place with nought to do, nought to earn and nought to really talk to.
Is not bad anymore, I still have niggles, but you know, I got shit to do now. People usually claim illness for attention or to hide the fact that they're a dickhead.
Not me, honesty is probably the greatest strength. To make your weakness your armor is like pulling up the biggest poker face of all.
I need to get him back from some
lil trick man back from some
SHE BEATS HER GIRLFRIEND
WHAT THE FUCK
SHE CALLS HER MOMMY WHAT THE HELLLLLL
I just never have understood why it's even a thing.
Like, pity is the worst feeling someone can ever give you so I have no idea why people constantly fish for it or want it.
It's just people running through a list of webMD diagnoses to make them feel like special snowflakes.
You know they are 5-8x stronger than humans?
kill the chimps
didn't really read
everyone gets bullied/has issues
get over it
yeah it's a crutch
not a fan
Ok, I'm digging this link.
Makes me want to go all Scott Pilgrim on the random paintings I bought/got handed down for no reason.
E and MDMA have the worse hangovers.
You know I'm mixed race, right?
I took six of those fuckers in one day and I was pale when I came down. Chinese peasants would want to bone me considering how pale I was.
OH SHIT, I REMEMBER SHOWING YOU THE CRYING CHILD PAINTING I HAVE.
I mean, part of slavery was to selectively breed them to be stronger workers.
So kind of makes sense.
they have the ability to kill a human easily
Vans glasses tho, so that's neat
i only vaguely remember this
your face is a mixed race face, i mean that in a good way though.
mixed race babies are the cutest.
ANd MDMA E comedowns....... just kill me.
i guess man
like why wasted money tho
you guys get sun like 1/4 of the year
I don't have much experience with getting penetrated, the only person that's actually done it to me is scarlet and I didn't enjoy it.
yeah, the night before I left to go hang out with my friend it was really bad. she's just a leach on a heavily depressed and emotionally dependent girl who doesn't deserve any of it.
this is literally just the first page of google
brb gonna make something random for scancahn
just wondered your outlook on the d
It was 140 krowns
like 10bcks, breddy cheeap
Pity is a shadow of empathy.
Those who feel like special snowflakes actually want to feel like they're part of something bigger, regardless of their quirks and practices.
They feel alone, and much like that, consider themselves apart from society, usually higher; but since no one can be emphatic with them, pity will have to do.
Probably reason why snowflakes band together to make snowballs, and rely on others with loftier positions to hold them up.
i have a shade thing in my car when i'm driving east in the morning, and west in the evening
kinda about all the shade i need
brb gonna sleep
I'm sure you're totally anguished from your mommy not saying they loved you enough.
i just feel like for the most part sunglasses are a style thing and an excuse to not look people in the eyes when talking to them
just this before though
no wait i need to ask you something
if it's a feminine D I'll suck it and play with it. of the 7 people I've been with only one had a vagina and that was a cuntboy.
oh my gooooooooooooooooo
Yeah, then it just devolves into whole flocks of hugboxers mutually masturbating about how "hard" their lives are/were/will be.
It's an excuse to not avert eye contact, do you even assburger?
What the fuck, this is official?
lmao yeah right
sweedish fish should be ranked
enth (not feeling the gains. sorry boo)
what is your goto sleep music?
Is it bad that I actually like the song?
Does Enth even around still?
I thought she bounced before even I did?
He means Ethanol.
i prefer the awks personally
Like this song.
I don't really do that, too distracting
If I did it would probs be ambient classical, like LotR soundtrack
fuck yeah the second one i meant to say ethy
i think enthy is cute af
The reason why this has ran rampant is because not many have the experience to deal with it.
It is like the black plague, it killed off many clergymen who knew their shit and had respect, thus inexperienced wannabes had to deal with such shit.
So, those with special snowflake syndrome today who understood how to run around inexperienced public figures got that hold today. Because there was a gap. Something killed off legit dudes. I don't know what, maybe it could be the swift expanse of technology and the lack of decent moderators and press.
I will say this though, Aquanis, the dude who came from wrongthink of his time, rocked that shit and became the most legit cunt then. We gonna see a lot more legit cunts the more there are special snowballs.
I won't be one of them though, I lack the PR skills.
I'd really like to know why my bed is torn apart
this is why I'm never living in a livingroom again
Sushila is adorable.
like LotR soundtrack
now you're just fucking with me
best baseball team since establishment
what a cuunt ay
But there's still another Enth in that list?
I don't want them classical feels right now.
Black Death at least had Gui de Chauliac to come out of it.
This just has autism.
Also, I need to point out.
You better step the fuck back, niqqa.
Iggy Sawdust is an animal!
there was music in those?
It's lovely music to dance to.
And I can't even dance.
Do you intend to take his place?
You don't think that was Mayaka, do you?
I had an amazing screen cap moment.
In the tiny chat.
Tokai was adjusting the pantyhose.
It lookes so cute.
Butr I was caught short.
I can slow dance.
If I'm not leading.
And that was more of a "Tokai's mine." than anything.
Depends how much you pay attention to a specific level.
Locally? Nationally? Internet? Globally?
Whatever you pay attention to, you will see some legit niggas, you won't notice it now, but you'll think back of it fondly. If not, others will.
here is a question:
will grim fuck elma now that she's transitioning and craving his hairy dick
I mean I don't know who else would have done it but nothing is missing
you listen to this?
AND I WON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT
TO BE SHAMAN KING
I need to just go run with scissors.
finally a damn game
The first one was her.
Second one about gains was Ethanol.
Shiggy pop joke goes here
I can give you the list of legit niggas I know. But it won't amount to what you know.
Knowledge is basically trying to light everyone's cigarette with your own.
1. Welma hates body hair
2. Welma is attracted to money, looks are only a bonus, right now I'm a solid 4/10 body and 6/10 face
3. What about you?
I thought as much.
Grim wants TP to bang him.
Nah. I've known plenty over the years. Almost all of them never broadcasted the fact they were, though.
what about me what?
Broadcast that they were legit?
It's not gay if they dress like a girl.
Don't you read any manga?
Grim wants TP to bang him.
Just imagine them rubbing their ketchup covered nipples together.
Definitely good enough to bookmark :3
none at all
worry about the people wanting to fuck you, not me niga
I don't know if I should like this,
I feel like I should definitely vomit
I'll fuck all the traps and femboys. if you've got hair on your chest the answer is no.
like loco was posting caps of this bitch the other day and i was like she is interesting looking
turns out she's pretty good
i just find it comical the extent you flirt with traps and also just dudes pretending to be girls who you know are dudes
and still try to call yourself straight
the room crashed lol
Raise your hands if you understand.