NASA confirms – Sea levels FALLING across the planet

what?

I can't speak to the legitimacy of this data in the first place (can NASA really be trusted as a neutral authority on such matters? I have my doubts…), but I'm skeptical of your interpretation of it.

Sample is too small to draw conclusions that you pulled out of your ass.

Looking at graph - there was bigger dip in 2011 but it didn't change the trend.

I believe in Global Cooling… cooling the Earth. The sea levels lowering… and I believe in land raising from the bottom of the ocean with Ancient Ruins on it. Like the Ruins of Thule… How can we complete the System of German Idealism?

*Cue PBS narrator*
"You've heard of the five oceans of the world. But perhaps there's another ocean?

It's the human ocean, and it resides in each one of us."

No way in hell. Run the numbers.

>1 kilogram of water is 1 liter. therefore 100 liters of water per person.

>1.222 billion new people at 100 liters of water each

>total area of the oceans is 3.409×10^8 square kilometers

384 nanometers
And that's being generous by rounding everything up and using 15 years of population growth instead of just one or two.

autistic dubs checked.

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One day all the world's seas and lakes will dry up. There will be no water to wash the dirt and blood from men's hands. Society will crumble and the ashes will be left forfeit to the empires of old. Mongols will fight Romans in an everlasting war for global hegemony. The Mongols, nimble and light, will always out maneuver the sturdy Romans; however, the romans never tier for battle and will chase them to the ends of this earth. Without the oceans to stiffle their chase, it will go on forever.
This is the future we have chosen. Weep in lamentation for the inevitable.

that's being offset by the amount of fecal matter dumped into the ocean by indians

Cool story bro.

Okay brainlet, I'll bite. Where do you figure that water will go?

Holla Forums is a predictive programming, boil the frog, type of thing. It slowly helps disseminate information so that there is no "BANG" out of it Society will except anything calmly as long as it slowly seeps in.
But hey, I'd rather be on the front end for sure.

It's the final move of the Jew. First, they make the world desire lower sea levels theough a conspiracy of global warming. Then, they siphon off all the world's waters into great drums deep beneath the Earth's crust. The water is then stored in a mineral known as Brucite for later extraction. When no water remains on the surface, only the Jew will have access to life's element, and all will bow beneath the Jewish yoke.

Are you ready anons?

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Ludicrous. The mole men would never allow it.

advice all to read "germany's antarctic claim" by christof friedrich. this theory is going to be confirmed in the coming years.

NASA held a "social media" event a couple of years ago. Very spoopy and I heard rumours of sexual debauchery.

Did you know all female astronauts are members of the Order of the Eastern Star?

What what? It's increased at an average of 3.4mm per year and their margin of error is 0.4 mm. Are you a nigger?

Space is the inheritance of man, deal with it.

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Do you have a pdf?
I'd love to read it.

Reminder that it’s not 3.4 and never has bee.
Reminder that all tide gauges read 0.62 millimeters per year for the last 120 years.
Reminder that EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. THING. SAID. ABOUT. GLOBAL. WARMING. IS. A. HOAX.
Reminder that the UN has openly admitted that climate policy is about redistributing the world’s wealth and destroying the industrial capacity of ONLY the Western world.

No, it has not increased that much.

Source?

Do you expect graphs to be a completely straight line? You pointed out like .1% of the space on the graph as if that is indicative of anything.

Up to 90% of human body weight comes from water. A 200 lbs man would mean 180 lbs of that is water, of which equals of 21.57 US gallons of water.

The mole men are the jews

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That is pure slander. I went spelunking once and met the mole men. They are proud subterranean aryans.

Winter-chan Freeze Those Niggers!

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its the holo earth hole that opened up in antartica, its sucking up the ocean.

[autism mode engaged]
60%, not 90%

but even if you suppose mericans are huge enough to bring the human body average weight to 100kg (it's less), and if you suppose there are (or will be soon) 8 billions human beans, this only makes 480 000 000 tons of water in humans
if you take a small patch of 1000km x 1000km of ocean, the depth increase this water would represent would be 0.48 millimeter

Except when Fox does an hour long documentary in the 90's on it and airs it in prime time.

How is this happening? Is the world entering its cooling period?

I bet somebody is bottling it up to sell to goyim later when what remains otherwise is highly polluted by Chinese industry.

Only partially related, but anons may remember that astronaut lady who manufactured a sound bite about urine during her conversation with President Trump a while back, and who was in space 666 days. Neat stuff. They're all pathetically obviously these days.

Not to rain on your parade guys but as far as I see that chart means the RATE of sea level increase has gone a little down. Unstead of going up, let's say 4 cm it's only going up 3.4. Less than the previous years, but in the positive yet. Look, I'm the first one to think enviromental organizations are full of shit and used to exert political leverage over the right wing, but if you post a fucking chart at least learn how to read it to not come across as a total moron, OP.

yes, but it's old news
Nicola Scafetta predicted this years ago, others too (Russians)

central year of the cooling phase will be around 2035 if I remember

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2035? So this winter won't feel that different then.

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I can't do this anymore

Oh boy here come the (national socialist in name only) neocons. You kiked up morons are still spouting the same retarded shit that aging Zionist boomers go on about.

Ever consider that the issue is used by both sides to help out the kikes?

Here's a thought. Global warming is real and it is caused directly by the subhumans wantonly shitting up the environment. Only the white race was proven to be compassionate enough to even attempt to control the damage done. The Chinese make half-hearted attempts only now when they are suffocating on their own smog. What we need to do is start culling the unsustainable and pollutive populations of the nigs, chinks, and beaners.

Are you neo-cons fucking retarded or something? Open your goddamn eyes and look at the graph. The fucking bar goes up almost without fail since the industrial revolution.

If you don't think the environment is under attack by Zionist kikes and their subhuman underlings then don't you dare call yourself a National Socialist, because all you are is a neocon stooge.

(((NASA)))

This thread has nothing to do with particulate emissions control or toxic waste disposal. Get off your high horse, everyone here understands the vital importance of protecting our environment. This thread has nothing to do with that.

why is there no 95% CI or something on that graph? When you're measuring the "height" of a moving body of water, there has to be error built into the measurement. When you're talking 3.4mm changes, how does this relate to the average measurement error?

Nice troll. Everyone who fell for it should be ashamed.

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This is the variation of the average height of the sea, not the height of the sea receding or rising. You're fucking retarded.

Lord Monckton: the effect of oceanic water vapor is CHOSEN to be omitted in all exponential temperature models of anthropogenic climate change.

Carbon Cucks Get Gassed First

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This must be a reference to an MDE sketch I haven't seen.

We're on your side user. The internet pictures crowd, we love you. In an abstract manner. Just go on and don't worry they will come to their senses when it hits them. Worry about the newer generations only.

Good work.
But what if everyone weighs 200 kilograms and population growth is 1000 times higher, because whites are evil.

It has been thoroughly infiltrated, and most of the posting is either to bring defeatism or distract from real information.

"It is all hopeless, we'll never win, they are unstoppable" - that brings about a condition called 'Learned helplessness', whereby the person will not even try to resist or save themselves even if opportunities to do so present themselves. That happens from repeated exposure to the idea that the situation is unwinnable or inescapable.

Stay away from defeatists, don't read what they write and shout them down immediately if you see it happening.
Defeatists actually cause the loss of real wars - that's why cowards etc are shot or so highly punished for desertion or fleeing.

Do well in life, become fit and strong, eat healthy food, consume healthly and constructive information, become social, meet like-minded people in real life. Protect your ideals.

Water would be the least of our worries.

Why is the background of this photo an obvious matte painting? I can see the brush strokes.

people dont know about land rise ?
also look up expanding earth theory

Oy vey, the constant moral panics and faux crises we keep inducing into society for decades keep failing. Shut it dowN!

REMEMBER: You have two choices in life, fight or quit. There is nothing else, and since failing has the same consequences as quitting, you may as well fight.

I do really hate you faggots and your "self improvement" bullshit. I didn't need Holla Forums to tell me to light weights in high school twelve years ago.

But you same faggots bitch when I post a recipe for nerve agents. pastebin.com/TGzmYw7E

That's how you win a war, not getting an extra ten pounds on your bench, you kill the enemy enmasse.
I'm not saying to use it now but have it in case the opportunity arises.

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COME WINTER-CHAN
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Why not do both? A lot of anons need the self-help, depression is a common trend for those disenfranchised by modern society need to self-improve, but they also need to learn to arm and protect themselves and their convictions. Being prepared is multifaceted. Also a majority of the blackpillers are shills and should be ignored.

You can see over a dozen times where the trend line is going down much like it is at the very end, but it still increases overall. That's not going to trip up any climate change stooge. The crucial thing you need to point out is that it only goes as far back as 1993. Sea levels have been increasingly long before modern industry started pumping that mean old plant food pollution we call CO2 (the heinous Indian Island dwelling baby killer) into the atmosphere. You can also show that in the overall trend in the span of tens of thousands of years, we've only now reached where it has been before at the height of other inter-glacial periods. Then you hit them with the fact that temperatures have not risen in over 15 years now AND that temperature rises predate CO2 levels.

Then you take all of what I said and just throw it into the garbage, because you will NOT convince anyone of the actual facts that they've been indoctrinated with. You not believing in climate change while they do is easy moral validation and a free ticket to the self satisfaction of being smarter than you. Because you don't believe in the science that 97% of all scientists who bothered finishing a limited access survey participated in a study. Full to the brim of indefinable professionals not at all climate scientists experts in THE SCIENCE.

Everyone in my country agrees that the weather has been more meh overall. That would translate to more humid, and thus more temperate thanks to clouds and currents, which kinda was our geographical speciality to begin with. Snow only falling in autumn and springtime last year, for instance.

Other places new extremes are being set each year like Brazil had the worst cold period ever recorded. Other areas more dry, and most of the tropical areas more rain than ever.

That would translate to more extreme weather overall, so fuck general conclusions for now.

All we know is the CO2 levels haven't been higher since once upon a time in longfuckago, and we all probably can agree that new local records are being set on a increasingly higher pace than before, which without question will continue, unless you're paid to do it for (((science))).

Many local weather stations can see new patterns occurring. It's just that there are (((people))) who like to play God and pay some pocket money to fuck up the weather even more, like with the ever-debated chemtrails and shit. It's fucking scary that they do, because there's people do do science, and then there's (((science)))..

For the casuals: Have a Jeregoy inhaling some chems on a sunny day. I gotta do webms from now on.

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COME WINTER-CHAN!

Also, what's the deal with the pentagon shape there? I know what the middle piece means, but not the outside.

It´s because there´s a leak at the edge dude. Soon there is no water left on earth! earth is FLAT! Braaat

The Mississippi is drying up because the water is being sucked into the madrid fault. We're gonna just have to dig deeper for our water.

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CUM WINTER-CHAN!

Ayylmaos.

Sounds like a good long term plan

You think spacex launches are fake?

launches are not, the landings are.
space is fake, nasa lies, earth is flat

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Wew

The Nazis knew the Earth was Flat

and you're a fag, kill yourself.

It's from 2070 Paradigm Shift, MDE parody talk at TEDx.

I recognise Pajeet-type when I see it

Was iz ze meyr? Kanst die festeyn Jiddische?

Welcome to Holla Forums, where every headline is hyperbole.

Someone post the .webm I haven't seen it in a while

The best moment is when they both shout "We Don't Need Democracy!"

The boomer suddenly realizes the world isn't his, anymore.

By the way everyone really should follow him on twitter.

twitter.com/KANTBOT20K

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Dubs don't lie, the kike owned marvel comics mole-man is anti-subterraryan propaganda.

Wtf they told us a decade ago that the coast lines would be under several feet of ocean by now.

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Where do you think they are getting all that water for the bottles. Water is a finite resource.

Well uh, you see trees and plankton grew and uh, the uh cooling, i mean warming, well uh it caused volcanoes and raised some land. This accounts for visible from space change in coastlines.
Send us shekels for carbon tax please.

Doesn't mention that the increase in buoy's taking measurements is not applied retroactively which makes it appear the sea level has a constant rising graph.

Fuck leftist "scientists".

fucking spot on,
keked hard

you just don't get it, you anti-science bigot. What happens is the uh Antarctic shelf melted, and that changed the the uh the salt concentration of the ocean, which interferes with the warm currents, or maybe the cold ones, we're not quite sure. And this lowers the air temperature, and that's why the arctic ice cap is actually bigger now, and that's sucking up some of the ocean water there. And if this continues, we'll all be dead by 2050 because republicans and uh something about oil companies.

Positive feed back loops. Same thing happens with ice ages. All that ice reflects the sunlight back keep the Earth cold.

uh omg, mm, heh, yeah your very rite
so the currents of the warm water make it like rain more and colder everywhere and this causes dessertification

yeah thats right, desertification! The ice caps are going to melts so there's more water which is why you need to stop wasting so much water and not have your own garden so we can use the water to grow rice in California and the africans need to live in europe because all that water will be in africa which will make it too hot to live in. God its so simple, any rick and morty fan would get it instantly

Wormhole back to their homeworld.
Shit.

WHAT IF AN ALIEN RACE HAS INSTALLED A DRAINAGE SYSTEM UNDER THE OCEAN SOMEWHERE, UTILIZING WORMHOLE TECHNOLOGY?
They refill they refill their parched seabeds and we are left with a desert planet.

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The Annunaki

when you make the scale small enough everything seems gigantic

Are you fucking serious?
This gotta be some pathetic attempt at reverse psychology.
Nobody with half a brain should deny that climate change exists, but the fact that its man made or that man can counteract it in any meaningful way is dubious at best.

Your interpretation of that graph is hilariously stupid.

Let me provide you with a trivial mathematical argument. Do you believe that a large enough amount of carbon dioxide can affect the climate? The question then is just where do you draw the limit?

Open google maps and zoom in on any place in continental Europe. There are no forests left, not anywhere. Do the same in America, or in east Asia, even Africa. We have covered the entire planets land surface with argiculture. Soon there will not be enough land to grow food for everyone. Is that not enough? Where do you draw the line?

If the sea level is falling that implies an upcoming Ice-Age. The jews aren't afraid of Global Warming because it'll get hotter they are afraid that the excess green house gases will block out enough sunlight to lead to a Snowball Earth and there is only one race who can survive that climate, and its not them but only the purest of whites.

I'm dreaming of a white age.

The, uh, global warming is causing all the water to evaporate, goyim!

He never implied denial of anything you just mentioned. What you're speaking of is deforestation, soil erosion, etc. - not climate change.

Embrace me Ice Age-chan!!!

Whatever school you went to, fucking forget anything they taught you. It's 60% to 70%

Ishygddt

A simple deduction would lead us to the conclusion that there's simply more water vapor in the atmosphere and more wet soil because of heavier rainfall. Most of the glasshouse warming effect comes from when sunlight hits and water vapor and gets absorbed. Carbon dioxide is the variable that starts it off, water vapor drives it.

Either that or the ice on the poles does not melt, which we all know isn't the case.

More extreme local weather. More rain in some areas, more drought in some areas, more cold in some areas and generally a more heated atmosphere, and of course more heat in already hot areas.

I know this is x tier bullshit but NASA crashes their satellites in a spot in the pacific 1666 miles from 2 seperate islands one of them being easter island.

Disregard this post. I didn't see how the graph was notoriously misinterpreted.

Sea levels obviously are rising on the long run and now a flat period.

Reported for believing in global warming.

No, global weather has never been LESS extreme.

Reported for believing in global warming.

Good work there lad.
So where else could it be going?

There's a reason for that.
It's remote and difficult for Russia to access without the USA knowing and being able to move to intercept them before they can arrive.

That will only happen in Great O2 event.

Mean sea surface height is measured by satellite and is indeed a reliable measurement. Also, OP's interpretation of that graph is indeed ridiculous.

There is little doubt that climate change is happening but it is also greatly exagerrated to the public in order to get funding for research. It is by far the least of the environmental issues affecting the oceans but the only one in which the guilt can be semi-reasonably (to the average pleb) placed on the public in western countries, therefore it is the one (((they))) emphasize when pretending to care about the planet. More important issues - primarily biodiversity loss due to irresponsible resource harvesting and pollution - are ignored because it would cost profits to address them, and shitskins would need to be held accountable for the immense amount of pollution they produce and dump directly into the ocean.

t. Resident oceanographer

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You guys need to read those books by former CIA and intelligence contractors. There always has to be some moral panic or alarmism. This will be quickly memory holed like peak oil and the ozone layer and everything else and they will distract you with new alarms.

I know women have all kinds of tricks to make themselves look better, but what kind of actual devilry was in play to make her breasts go from her topless shot to what she is at the bottom? Just cramming tissues down her bra or taping her breasts together to fake cleavage wouldn't have made that big of a difference. What the actual hell?

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I love real math anons

Congratulations, Holla Forums, you fell for an obvious baiting leftard.

Some days I feel like this board has been flooded with 90iq boomer cuckservatives.

It's clearly a shill or a furry baiting le retarded right wingers, and much to my chargrin he's been plenty successful.

If you are a "Resident oceanographer"
Then you will know the following
(1) The sun has been recently relatively stable, no increase in output
(2) Temperatures are likewise recently relatively static or falling
(3) Thus the volume of the same amount of water within the same phase will contract.
(4) As water contracts, it draws in more CO2
(5) As CO2 and heat fall, biodiversity lessens (less diversity is afforded).

You would also know that pretenses of caring, as well as deliberate in-completion and everse-correction of data, as well as confabulation/FUD'ing/schizo'ing of cause-effect sequences, are the primary means of employment of all university/education, residents, and politico-industrial complexes. As indeed all industries become, as they compete against central currency printers and friends trying to role-play as accountants. But all that aside, please sort your shit out and stop loosing your sanity; The only part you got actually right was the last bit: most pollution is due to shitskins (rather, rephrased as most wasteful production, most pointless consumption, and crucially most of the abject failure to have enough high-energy will to clean up the fucking messes left behind of each). All asian and all african descents are characterized by this systematic fact, which mirrors their genetic 'diversity': loss of adaptation, loss of features and corrections, and loss of memory that otherwise requires levels of work they are not capable of.

by trusting in thule rising, with the fire

SOUPERPOWER

The juden are selling it to Xenu.

I know that feel, bro. Just hang in there a little bit longer, and make sure you make the Beast's agents angry enough to kill you instead or torturing you.

I think those are breast implant bandages in panel 1.

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>iceagenow.info/nasa-confirms-sea-levels-falling-across-planet/
CO2 works as a homeostatic gas, with negative feedback.
The scientists made a mistake in calculating the asymmetry of the IRCO2Kinetic equation, by incorrectly calculating the relaxation time for IRCO2 by using shock excitation to saturation. In the atmosphere, the actual relaxation time is from near-equilibrium to equilibrium and is of the order of picoseconds, not microseconds.
Add in a HOLLOW earth, and the surface oceans are continuous with the inner seas (via the 'fountains of the deep'). The altered gravity well of the shell earth means that surface melt is mostly countered by the water filling the inner sea, and all sea level rise can be accounted for by simple thermal expansion.
I hope that helps. Praise Kek.

Sorry, kike. It’s not happening. Not a single fucking thing that any of your kind has ever claimed is happening in any way. Commit suicide.

notrickszone.com/2017/10/30/reality-vs-theory-scientists-affirm-recent-lack-of-any-detectable-acceleration-in-sea-level-rise/

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Damn, I love Holla Forums.

righteous palindrome. will investigate science of which you speak.

may be accounted for by inner sea?

obvious troll, pls stop working for the hillary foundation, being a cuck is not okay.

more simply: oceans sit on tectonic plates, and those move around, up and down, slowly; then add a bit of erosion and sedimentation into the equation

nope, i'm convinced the planet is hollow. only thing that makes any sense from planetary formation p.o.v. Inner sea does it for me, i've spent a lot of time looking at that already and i'm convinced. That's OT, but basically any measurement we make is compatible with hollow, and many anomalies easily explained by hollow

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mnn.com/earth-matters/wilderness-resources/stories/more-trees-than-there-were-100-years-ago-its-true

Also if every civilised home had solar panels on the roof, a mini wind turbine at one corner and perhaps even a half-buried stirling engine in the garden, coupled with energy-efficient appliances and occupants with brains, Abul would be FUCKED.

this never gets old

This. I wonder if the falling sea levels have anything to do with it.

HOLLY SHIT
THIS IS BIG

ENVIRONMENTALISTS BTFO

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Theres plenty of arguments against muh global warming etc but this isnt a great one, considering it also dropped in 2013/2014 and also in 2008 and 2004/5 etc, but then went back up. Leftists shoot this down in seconds.

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(((NASA)))

"I LOVE YOU ICE AGE CHAN" lets get comfy

Can you go into a little more detail about that? Or anyone else for that matter?

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Water is very nearly incompressible. Also, if you wanted to use thermodynamic properties to explain why water levels might stop rising, wouldn't you want to use thermal contraction, ie. from cooling processes?